1 00:00:04,417 --> 00:00:09,127 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 2 00:00:28,208 --> 00:00:31,038 BL-BL-BL-BL-YEAH! 3 00:00:40,750 --> 00:00:45,080 WELCOME TO ED'S PEEK INTO THE FUTURE. 4 00:00:45,792 --> 00:00:47,502 SEE WHAT MARVELS AWAIT YOU 5 00:00:47,583 --> 00:00:49,383 IN THE WORLD OF TOMORROW. 6 00:00:49,458 --> 00:00:52,078 ONLY 25 CENTS. 7 00:00:52,917 --> 00:00:53,957 EACH, THAT IS. 8 00:00:54,042 --> 00:00:57,832 PLANK WANTS TO KNOW IF WE'LL LIVE ON MARS. 9 00:00:57,917 --> 00:01:00,667 MAYBE, MAYBE NOT. 10 00:01:02,500 --> 00:01:03,380 THE ANSWERS, MY FRIEND, 11 00:01:03,458 --> 00:01:06,288 ARE BLOWING IN THE WIND. 12 00:01:08,625 --> 00:01:11,205 OOH. 13 00:01:12,125 --> 00:01:15,785 WOW, PLANK! THE FLOOR IS MOVING! 14 00:01:15,875 --> 00:01:18,455 Edd: THAT'S MODERNIZATION, JONNY. 15 00:01:18,542 --> 00:01:20,042 EVERYDAY TASKS SUCH AS WALKING 16 00:01:20,125 --> 00:01:23,955 WILL BE A THING OF THE PAST IN THE FUTURE. 17 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:26,132 WHY, EVEN THE INSTINCTIVE EXERTION OF EATING 18 00:01:26,208 --> 00:01:29,128 BECOMES EFFORTLESS, MY FRIEND... 19 00:01:29,208 --> 00:01:31,828 ALL WITH A MERE PUSH OF A BUTTON. 20 00:01:31,917 --> 00:01:35,457 LET'S SEE, UH, HYGIENE, GROOMING, REST, LAUNDER... 21 00:01:35,542 --> 00:01:38,002 AH, HERE WE GO. 22 00:01:39,792 --> 00:01:41,332 FOOD! 23 00:01:41,417 --> 00:01:42,327 THAT'S ME. 24 00:01:42,417 --> 00:01:44,537 [BEEPING] 25 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,540 HA HA HA! 26 00:01:46,625 --> 00:01:49,165 Ed: YOU'RE WELCOME! 27 00:01:49,625 --> 00:01:50,495 NOT A PROBLEM. 28 00:01:50,583 --> 00:01:53,633 THE FUTURE KNOWS NO STAIN. 29 00:01:53,708 --> 00:01:55,038 [BEEP] 30 00:01:56,208 --> 00:01:57,168 AAH! OUCH! 31 00:01:57,250 --> 00:01:58,130 LOUNGE... 32 00:01:58,208 --> 00:01:59,168 AS FUTURISTIC INGENUITY 33 00:01:59,250 --> 00:02:03,960 REMOVES ANY EVIDENCE OF UNMANAGEABLE EDIBLES. 34 00:02:18,417 --> 00:02:20,667 [BUZZER] 35 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,000 RIGHT ON! 36 00:02:39,167 --> 00:02:43,037 I'M A SAP FOR YOU. YOU KNOW THAT, DON'T YOU? 37 00:02:43,125 --> 00:02:46,535 YEAH, YEAH. THE LINE STARTS OVER THERE. 38 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:51,167 HEY! HOW ABOUT I STICK MY FOOT RIGHT-- 39 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,040 HELLO! 40 00:02:52,125 --> 00:02:54,205 WHAT'S WITH THE STYLIN' CLOTHES, EDDY? 41 00:02:54,042 --> 00:02:56,672 WHERE'D YOU GET THAT JAWBREAKER, NAZZ? 42 00:02:56,750 --> 00:02:58,420 "BAZOOKA CHIN" KEVIN, RIGHT? 43 00:02:58,500 --> 00:02:59,790 NO WAY. 44 00:02:59,875 --> 00:03:02,165 IT'S CUSTOMER APPRECIATION DAY AT THE CANDY STORE, 45 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:04,880 AND THEY'RE GIVING AWAY JAWBREAKERS 46 00:03:04,958 --> 00:03:07,248 FOR FREE! 47 00:03:08,417 --> 00:03:09,287 FREE?! 48 00:03:09,375 --> 00:03:10,375 YEE-HA! 49 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:11,248 BUT YOU BETTER HURRY. 50 00:03:11,333 --> 00:03:14,923 THE STORE CLOSES IN 10 MINUTES. 51 00:03:18,917 --> 00:03:20,077 TV SHOES? 52 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:21,827 FOR VIEWING ON THE GO? 53 00:03:21,917 --> 00:03:24,417 WELL, I DIDN'T SAY THE FUTURE WAS PRACTICAL. 54 00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:25,750 Eddy: FORGET THIS! 55 00:03:25,833 --> 00:03:26,633 Ed: YES, I WILL. 56 00:03:26,708 --> 00:03:30,168 JAWBREAKERS! FREE! 57 00:03:30,542 --> 00:03:32,632 ONLY 10 MINUTES LEFT! 58 00:03:33,792 --> 00:03:35,002 FREE JAWBREAKERS? 59 00:03:35,083 --> 00:03:36,543 10 MINUTES LEFT? 60 00:03:36,625 --> 00:03:39,125 [PANTING] 61 00:03:41,208 --> 00:03:44,288 HURRY UP, BEFORE THEY'RE ALL-- 62 00:03:45,833 --> 00:03:47,003 SARAH? 63 00:03:47,083 --> 00:03:48,043 SARAH. 64 00:03:48,125 --> 00:03:49,205 MOM SAYS-- 65 00:03:49,292 --> 00:03:53,332 PULL, PLANK! PULL! 66 00:03:56,833 --> 00:03:59,633 MOM SAYS YOU GOT TO CLEAN UP THAT MESS, 67 00:03:59,708 --> 00:04:01,538 OR YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE. 68 00:04:01,625 --> 00:04:03,995 BUT, SARAH, IF WE DON'T GET TO THE CANDY STORE, 69 00:04:04,083 --> 00:04:06,003 WE DON'T GET JAWBREAKERS! 70 00:04:06,083 --> 00:04:08,963 CLEAN IT UP, OR I'M TELLING MOM. 71 00:04:09,042 --> 00:04:11,882 NO TIME! THE STORE'S CLOSING IN... 72 00:04:12,417 --> 00:04:14,877 I GOT TO GET ME A JAWBREAKER! 73 00:04:15,333 --> 00:04:16,633 OH, SURE! 74 00:04:16,708 --> 00:04:18,038 WHY HELP CLEAN UP, EDDY? 75 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:23,535 AFTER ALL, WE DON'T WANT FREE JAWBREAKERS, DO WE, ED? 76 00:04:24,083 --> 00:04:26,173 HELP ME, DOUBLE D! 77 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:29,210 THE GALL OF THAT EDDY... 78 00:04:30,625 --> 00:04:32,535 LEAVING US STRANDED. 79 00:04:32,625 --> 00:04:34,995 Edd: COMING, ED. 80 00:04:35,083 --> 00:04:37,003 OH, MY. 81 00:04:38,750 --> 00:04:41,250 JAWBREAKER, DOUBLE D! 82 00:04:42,875 --> 00:04:45,955 HARDLY NOTICEABLE, ED. 83 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,000 [PANTING] 84 00:04:48,083 --> 00:04:51,883 COME ON! MY NOSE RUNS FASTER! 85 00:04:52,208 --> 00:04:53,998 Kevin: HEY, WATCH IT! 86 00:04:54,083 --> 00:04:56,213 EDDY, LOOK OUT! 87 00:04:58,500 --> 00:04:59,420 GRACIOUS. 88 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:03,380 NO, REALLY. I'M POUNDING YOU, DORK. 89 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,330 SERVES YOU RIGHT, EDDY. 90 00:05:05,417 --> 00:05:07,077 I THINK YOU OWE ED AND I AN APOLOGY 91 00:05:07,167 --> 00:05:09,917 FOR LEAVING US WITH THAT MESS TO CLEAN UP. 92 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:10,960 NO TIME! CANDY STORE! 93 00:05:11,042 --> 00:05:13,042 HEY, I AIN'T DONE WITH YOU! 94 00:05:13,125 --> 00:05:15,995 JAWBREAKER, DOUBLE D! 95 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:16,753 WAIT! 96 00:05:16,833 --> 00:05:19,583 CURSE PROMOTIONAL GIVEAWAYS. 97 00:05:24,583 --> 00:05:25,543 EEK! 98 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:27,035 PUTT, PUTT, PUTT, PUTT. VROOM! VROOM! 99 00:05:27,125 --> 00:05:31,125 BEEP! BEEP! PUTT, PUTT, PUTT, PUTT. VROOM! 100 00:05:35,667 --> 00:05:37,827 OH, MY. HIGHTAIL IT, GENTLEMEN! 101 00:05:37,917 --> 00:05:42,037 AT THIS RATE, WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT THERE IN TIME! 102 00:05:47,625 --> 00:05:50,995 OH, WHO AM I KIDDING? 103 00:05:56,125 --> 00:05:57,575 Eddy: UH-OH! 104 00:05:58,833 --> 00:05:59,673 HA HA HA! 105 00:05:59,750 --> 00:06:03,380 GENTLE AS A KITTEN IN A TREE. 106 00:06:03,458 --> 00:06:05,328 EDDY, LOOK! 107 00:06:08,625 --> 00:06:11,125 YEE-HA! OOF! 108 00:06:17,500 --> 00:06:19,170 MOMMY! 109 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,290 AAH! 110 00:06:20,375 --> 00:06:22,205 UNH! 111 00:06:22,042 --> 00:06:23,002 AAH! 112 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:25,883 I GOT IT, EDDY! 113 00:06:30,167 --> 00:06:32,997 HA HA HA HA. 114 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:42,793 WHERE'D THIS WAGON COME FROM, HOT SHOT? 115 00:06:42,875 --> 00:06:43,875 NECESSITY, EDDY-- 116 00:06:43,958 --> 00:06:45,958 FABRICATED FROM EVERYDAY SUBURBAN LITTER 117 00:06:46,042 --> 00:06:47,252 IN ORDER TO INCREASE OUR VELOCITY 118 00:06:47,333 --> 00:06:50,213 WITHIN OUR EVER-SHRINKING WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY. 119 00:06:50,042 --> 00:06:53,712 YAWN. JUST KICK THIS THING INTO HIGH GEAR AND LET'S-- 120 00:06:53,792 --> 00:06:55,212 WHOA! 121 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:57,423 [GASPING] 122 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:58,580 ED! EDDY! 123 00:06:58,667 --> 00:07:00,167 BLOCKADE! 124 00:07:00,250 --> 00:07:03,040 HEY, LOOK. IT'S OUR HUSBANDS. 125 00:07:03,125 --> 00:07:05,455 JUST IN TIME TO PLAY HOUSE. 126 00:07:05,542 --> 00:07:07,132 CANKERS! 127 00:07:07,208 --> 00:07:09,038 EXTREME CLOSEUP! 128 00:07:09,125 --> 00:07:10,075 Edd: RETREAT! 129 00:07:10,167 --> 00:07:14,457 AAH! AAH! AAH! 130 00:07:16,292 --> 00:07:17,212 MOM WAS WRONG. 131 00:07:17,292 --> 00:07:20,042 MEN AMOUNT TO A PILE OF DIRT. 132 00:07:20,125 --> 00:07:21,165 FREE! 133 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,250 JAWBREAKER! 134 00:07:22,333 --> 00:07:24,043 PARDON US, LADIES. 135 00:07:24,125 --> 00:07:27,075 TIME IS NOT ON OUR SIDE, GENTLEMEN. 136 00:07:27,167 --> 00:07:28,037 AAH! 137 00:07:28,125 --> 00:07:29,075 WHOA! 138 00:07:29,167 --> 00:07:32,037 Edd: ED! EDDY! HELP ME! 139 00:07:32,125 --> 00:07:35,915 NO! WAIT! PLEASE! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! 140 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,790 YOU MISSED TWO OF THEM, MAY. 141 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:41,035 YEAH, BUT AT LEAST WE GOT THE CUTE ONE! 142 00:07:41,125 --> 00:07:44,035 DOUBLE D! EDDY! 143 00:07:44,125 --> 00:07:46,285 NO TIME, ED! JAWBREAKERS! 144 00:07:46,375 --> 00:07:47,125 Edd: HELP ME! 145 00:07:47,208 --> 00:07:50,128 STOP! WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING? 146 00:07:53,125 --> 00:07:56,535 AAH! OOH! 147 00:07:56,625 --> 00:08:01,785 [JIMMY SINGING] 148 00:08:09,667 --> 00:08:12,707 SHORTCUT! THERE'S GOT TO BE A SHORTCUT! 149 00:08:12,792 --> 00:08:15,962 [SINGING] 150 00:08:16,375 --> 00:08:18,205 BINGO! 151 00:08:18,042 --> 00:08:19,212 HA HA HA HA HA! 152 00:08:19,292 --> 00:08:22,292 [SINGING] 153 00:08:22,375 --> 00:08:25,035 MY GARDEN IN THE SKY! 154 00:08:31,125 --> 00:08:32,995 MISSED ME! 155 00:08:34,208 --> 00:08:37,748 THAT'S FOR GOBBING ALL OVER MY BIKE, DORK! 156 00:08:37,833 --> 00:08:39,963 HA HA HA HA! 157 00:08:40,250 --> 00:08:42,580 Ed: COOCHIE COOCHIE COO. 158 00:08:42,667 --> 00:08:44,127 DOUBLE D, GET ME OUT OF HERE, WILL YOU? 159 00:08:44,208 --> 00:08:49,628 WELL, IT SEEMS THE SHOE IS ON THE OTHER FOOT, HUH, EDDIE? 160 00:08:50,667 --> 00:08:51,917 [TICKING] 161 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:55,380 YOUR SELFISHNESS AND GREED ARE REALLY GETTING ON MY-- 162 00:08:56,750 --> 00:08:59,040 [TICKING] 163 00:08:59,708 --> 00:09:00,538 TIME'S RUNNING OUT! 164 00:09:00,625 --> 00:09:03,245 YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE, DOUBLE D. 165 00:09:03,333 --> 00:09:08,133 WE'VE ONLY GOT 50 SECONDS LEFT! 166 00:09:08,208 --> 00:09:10,578 STITCH. I'VE GOT A STITCH! 167 00:09:10,667 --> 00:09:13,377 THERE IT IS! I SEE IT! COME ON! HURRY UP! 168 00:09:13,458 --> 00:09:17,038 SORE. I CAN'T GO ON. 169 00:09:17,125 --> 00:09:19,455 JAWBREAKER, DOUBLE D! 170 00:09:19,542 --> 00:09:20,632 WE'RE ALMOST THERE! 171 00:09:20,708 --> 00:09:22,248 I'M DROOLING, I TELL YOU. 172 00:09:22,333 --> 00:09:24,383 COME TO PAPA, MY BABIES. 173 00:09:24,458 --> 00:09:26,668 [THUNDER] 174 00:09:27,833 --> 00:09:30,963 YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! 175 00:09:31,958 --> 00:09:33,498 Edd: IT WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE! 176 00:09:33,583 --> 00:09:36,543 FATE HAS CONSPIRED AGAINST US! 177 00:09:36,625 --> 00:09:39,205 JAWBREAKERS! 178 00:09:41,750 --> 00:09:43,460 WHOA! 179 00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:45,042 QUICK THINKING, LUMPY. 180 00:09:45,125 --> 00:09:46,075 YOU SEE, EDDY? 181 00:09:46,167 --> 00:09:47,997 ANY OBSTACLE CAN BE OVERCOME 182 00:09:48,083 --> 00:09:51,253 WHEN WE WORK TOGETHER AS A TEAM! 183 00:09:51,750 --> 00:09:52,880 [CHICKENS CLUCKING] 184 00:09:52,958 --> 00:09:53,958 Eddy: NOW WHAT? 185 00:09:54,042 --> 00:09:56,172 IT'S A CHICKEN DRIVE. 186 00:09:56,250 --> 00:09:58,000 Rolf: HYAH-HA! HYAH! 187 00:09:58,083 --> 00:10:00,753 GET ALONG, LAZAR. HYAH! 188 00:10:00,833 --> 00:10:03,503 CH-CH-CH-CH-CHICKENS! 189 00:10:03,583 --> 00:10:05,133 DON'T LOOK AT THEM, ED! 190 00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:07,248 ED, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 191 00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:09,133 WAIT! 192 00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:10,328 AAH! 193 00:10:10,417 --> 00:10:14,707 Eddy: AAH! 194 00:10:14,792 --> 00:10:16,132 Edd: EDDY... 195 00:10:16,208 --> 00:10:21,708 HELP ME! I'M SUBMERGED IN A PREPONDERANCE OF POULTRY! 196 00:10:22,958 --> 00:10:24,128 EDDY! 197 00:10:24,208 --> 00:10:26,458 [COUGHING AND GASPING] 198 00:10:28,375 --> 00:10:30,625 HELP ME! 199 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:38,287 FREE JAWBREAKER, DOUBLE D! 200 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:48,960 [EDD COUGHING] 201 00:10:49,042 --> 00:10:53,002 OH, THANK YOU, ED. YOU'RE A TRUE FRIEND, 202 00:10:53,083 --> 00:10:55,043 UNLIKE OTHERS WHOSE SOLE PURPOSE 203 00:10:55,125 --> 00:10:57,995 IS SEEKING SELF-GRATIFICATION. 204 00:11:01,708 --> 00:11:03,628 HEY, ONE OF THEM'S MOVING, 205 00:11:03,708 --> 00:11:05,878 AND IT'S COVERED WITH FUZZ. 206 00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:07,378 IT'S JONNY! 207 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:09,168 JONNY, LET ME IN! OPEN THE DOOR! 208 00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:12,330 PLANK SAYS TO BLOW IT OUT YOUR NOSE, EDDY. 209 00:11:12,417 --> 00:11:13,287 GRRR! HA HA HA HA! 210 00:11:13,375 --> 00:11:15,995 HA HA HA! GOOD ONE, HUH, DOUBLE D? 211 00:11:16,083 --> 00:11:18,253 THAT PLANK CRACKS ME UP. 212 00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:20,753 Edd: THERE'S A MORAL IN THIS... 213 00:11:20,833 --> 00:11:21,793 SOMEWHERE. 214 00:11:21,875 --> 00:11:25,165 YEP. TWO CHICKENS ARE BETTER THAN ONE. 215 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,080 JONNY! 216 00:11:36,167 --> 00:11:39,917 Ed: ALL PISTONS ARE READY FOR A GO. 217 00:11:40,750 --> 00:11:43,080 ASTRONAUTS ARE PREPARED AND-- 218 00:11:43,167 --> 00:11:46,167 UH-OH. THE SHIP IS BEING DEVOURED 219 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,080 BY A MUTANT FAT BELLY! 220 00:11:48,167 --> 00:11:52,127 QUICK! TURN ON YOUR PERPETUAL MICRONORBITAL ROCKET! 221 00:11:52,208 --> 00:11:54,788 RUN AWAY! 222 00:11:59,583 --> 00:12:01,133 OOPS. HA HA HA HA! 223 00:12:01,208 --> 00:12:03,168 Eddy: HEY, YOU. 224 00:12:06,833 --> 00:12:07,633 ME? 225 00:12:07,708 --> 00:12:09,378 YEAH, YOU. APPROACH ME, MORTAL, 226 00:12:09,458 --> 00:12:13,418 FOR I AM THE GREAT BARON O'BEEF DIP. 227 00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:16,748 BARON O'BEEF DIP? 228 00:12:16,833 --> 00:12:18,133 DO NOT PERPLEX ME. 229 00:12:18,208 --> 00:12:20,418 OBEY MY COMMANDS. 230 00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:21,540 COMMANDS? 231 00:12:21,625 --> 00:12:23,075 IS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE? 232 00:12:23,167 --> 00:12:25,787 QUICK. BEND OVER. 233 00:12:27,125 --> 00:12:28,955 PULL YOUR FEET. 234 00:12:29,042 --> 00:12:29,672 UNH! 235 00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:33,130 NOW EAT YOUR MATTRESS. 236 00:12:37,042 --> 00:12:38,332 YUM! 237 00:12:39,042 --> 00:12:39,882 [KNOCK KNOCK] 238 00:12:39,958 --> 00:12:42,918 EXCUSE ME, ED, BUT IS THIS YOUR-- 239 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,330 GOOD LORD, MAN! 240 00:12:50,792 --> 00:12:52,462 THAT HIT THE SPOT. 241 00:12:52,542 --> 00:12:55,542 ED, WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE NEEDLESS TAXING 242 00:12:55,625 --> 00:12:57,035 OF ONE'S DIGESTIVE SYSTEM? 243 00:12:57,125 --> 00:13:01,665 I MUST OBEY MY MASTER BARON O'BEEF DIP. 244 00:13:02,958 --> 00:13:04,078 GROAN. 245 00:13:04,167 --> 00:13:07,077 DEAR ED, SOMEONE SEEMS TO BE PULLING YOUR-- 246 00:13:07,167 --> 00:13:09,167 DON'T LET HIM TOUCH ME! 247 00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:10,580 OBEY ME, MORTAL. 248 00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:13,827 WOLF DOWN THE NONBELIEVER! 249 00:13:13,917 --> 00:13:15,877 I SHALL OBEY! 250 00:13:15,958 --> 00:13:20,958 UM, ED, DON'T YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. 251 00:13:21,792 --> 00:13:24,792 MUST EAT NONBELIEVER! 252 00:13:24,875 --> 00:13:25,625 [CHUCKLING] 253 00:13:25,708 --> 00:13:28,078 I KNEW IT! YOU MAKE HIM STOP! 254 00:13:28,167 --> 00:13:30,127 MAKE HIM STOP! 255 00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:32,628 TAKE 5, MORTAL. 256 00:13:34,875 --> 00:13:37,285 GOTCHA, BARON GUY. 257 00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:38,205 HA HA HA HA! 258 00:13:38,292 --> 00:13:40,542 HOOK, LINE, AND SUCKER. 259 00:13:40,625 --> 00:13:42,125 HA HA HA, 260 00:13:42,208 --> 00:13:44,748 AND WHAT'S THIS PROVE, EDDY? 261 00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:48,673 THAT YOU CAN DUPE ANYONE AT ANY TIME WITH THE RIGHT BAIT. 262 00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:51,420 PUT THAT ON A T-SHIRT AND SELL IT. 263 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:53,040 OH, PLEASE! 264 00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:55,955 HEY, GET ME A SANDWICH. I'M STARVED. 265 00:13:56,042 --> 00:13:59,082 I SHALL OBEY, MASTER! 266 00:14:02,292 --> 00:14:05,132 HA HA HA HA HA! 267 00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:09,128 YOUR HYPOTHESIS IS FLAWED, EDDY. 268 00:14:10,958 --> 00:14:14,208 THIS IS ED WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. 269 00:14:15,208 --> 00:14:17,998 GEE. YOU KNOW, DOUBLE D, YOU'RE RIGHT, 270 00:14:18,083 --> 00:14:20,293 AND WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE NOT WRONG. 271 00:14:20,375 --> 00:14:21,745 PITY MY MEASLY SOUL, 272 00:14:21,833 --> 00:14:26,633 FOR LOST IN THE STENCH OF LOSERVILLE I AM. 273 00:14:28,792 --> 00:14:31,422 I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS, EDDY. 274 00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:32,710 UH, SHALL WE-- 275 00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:35,502 TRY IT OUT BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR BIG FAT MOUTH? 276 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:40,038 BARON O'BEEF DIP IS PLEASED NOW. 277 00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:45,540 Jimmy: I GOT YOU, YOU LITTLE SCAMP. 278 00:14:57,583 --> 00:14:59,583 Eddy: HEY, YOU. 279 00:15:00,917 --> 00:15:01,997 ME? 280 00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:04,383 YEAH, YOU. 281 00:15:05,167 --> 00:15:06,077 YOU? 282 00:15:06,167 --> 00:15:08,577 MY NAME'S MARTY MAILBOX. 283 00:15:09,792 --> 00:15:12,502 I GOT SOME INSIDE INFO ON THE HOOTENANNIEST, 284 00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:15,133 MOST COUNTRIFIED BARN BLAST IN TOWN. 285 00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:17,078 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 286 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:20,827 JUST BRING YOUR FRIENDS DOWN TO THE WOODS. 287 00:15:22,125 --> 00:15:23,125 MOVE IT OR LOSE IT! 288 00:15:23,208 --> 00:15:25,918 OK, MR. MAILBOX! 289 00:15:26,917 --> 00:15:29,917 HURRY, SARAH! COME QUICK! 290 00:15:32,042 --> 00:15:35,172 NOT TOO SHABBY, HUH, NAZZ? 291 00:15:35,042 --> 00:15:36,212 IF YOU SAY SO. 292 00:15:36,292 --> 00:15:38,882 Jimmy: MARTY MAILBOX TOLD ME IT WAS IN THE WOODS. 293 00:15:38,958 --> 00:15:39,878 Sarah: I BET. 294 00:15:39,958 --> 00:15:41,208 WHAT'S WITH JIMMY? 295 00:15:41,042 --> 00:15:43,462 THE GOSH DARN MAILBOX, SARAH. 296 00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:44,712 IT JUST PRATTLED ON. 297 00:15:44,792 --> 00:15:47,332 EW! LOOK! IS THAT A POSSUM? 298 00:15:47,417 --> 00:15:48,877 YOU BELIEVE ME, DON'T YOU? 299 00:15:48,958 --> 00:15:50,998 IT TALKED! IT DID! HONEST! 300 00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:51,923 GET REAL, JIMMY. 301 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,210 A MAILBOX TOLD YOU TO COME HERE? 302 00:15:55,917 --> 00:15:56,747 HOLY COW, PLANK! 303 00:15:56,833 --> 00:15:58,673 LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THE RACCOON! 304 00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:01,710 LOOKS LIKE A BLOATED SQUIRREL. 305 00:16:01,792 --> 00:16:03,332 RACCOONS ARE SO CUTE. 306 00:16:03,417 --> 00:16:05,747 THEY WEAR LITTLE MASKS LIKE ROBBERS. 307 00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:09,173 HOWDY, AND WELCOME TO RACCOON ROUNDUP. 308 00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:11,000 AND FOR A COTTONPICKIN' QUARTER, 309 00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:12,713 ALL YOU COTTONPICKIN' CITY FOLK 310 00:16:12,792 --> 00:16:16,132 CAN COTTONPICKIN' CATCH YOUR VERY OWN RACCOON. 311 00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:17,168 TO KEEP! 312 00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:19,380 Rolf: ED BOY, ROLF WILL PICK THE COTTON 313 00:16:19,458 --> 00:16:21,998 AND ACCEPT THIS CHALLENGE. 314 00:16:25,208 --> 00:16:28,668 UM, SHALL WE MOSEY ON OVER, NEIGHBOR? 315 00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:31,670 Edd: IN ORDER TO BAG THIS NOCTURNAL VERMINOUS MAMMAL, 316 00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:34,540 YOU HAVE 3 CHANCES AT SLINGING THE CRITTER 317 00:16:34,625 --> 00:16:37,245 WITH THESE MARSHMALLOWS. 318 00:16:38,125 --> 00:16:40,035 MARSHMALLOWS? 319 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,325 All: MARSHMALLOWS! 320 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,127 NOT THE MARSHMALLOWS! 321 00:16:43,208 --> 00:16:44,248 NOT TO WORRY. 322 00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:47,923 THEY'RE PAST THEIR EXPIRY DATE. 323 00:16:48,167 --> 00:16:53,207 ROLF WISHES TO USE HIS LUCKY GREAT NANO KIDNEY STONE KEY CHAIN. 324 00:16:53,292 --> 00:16:55,382 WHAT DID HE SAY THAT WAS? 325 00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:56,328 THAT-A BOY, ROLF. 326 00:16:56,417 --> 00:16:58,207 KEEP YOUR EYE ON THAT BUSH 327 00:16:58,292 --> 00:17:00,632 BECAUSE RACCOONS ARE QUICK. 328 00:17:00,708 --> 00:17:02,498 WHOA! 329 00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:05,043 ROLF SEES IT. 330 00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:16,290 GOOD-BYE, PINOCCHIO. 331 00:17:16,375 --> 00:17:17,825 STOP! 332 00:17:17,917 --> 00:17:22,377 DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT HURTING THIS POOR DEFENSELESS CREATURE! 333 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,918 HEY! GET OUT OF THE WAY! 334 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,170 NO! GET OFF! 335 00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:28,080 NO! LET GO! 336 00:17:28,167 --> 00:17:29,207 NO! 337 00:17:29,042 --> 00:17:31,832 Nazz: JONNY'S RIGHT. WHERE DO YOU GET OFF? 338 00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:33,207 WHAT A COUPLE OF CLUCKS. 339 00:17:33,292 --> 00:17:34,252 Jimmy: OH, LOOK, SARAH. 340 00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:35,293 I THINK IT LIKES ME. 341 00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:36,955 WOULD YOU LIKE A BITE OF MY BAGUETTE? 342 00:17:37,042 --> 00:17:40,382 Sarah: FOR PETE'S SAKE, JIMMY, WAKE UP! 343 00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:42,628 IT'S JUST MY STUPID BROTHER! 344 00:17:42,708 --> 00:17:44,038 Ed: COME AGAIN! 345 00:17:44,125 --> 00:17:45,415 WAIT! DON'T GO! 346 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:46,880 HE HAD ME FOOLED, TOO. 347 00:17:46,958 --> 00:17:47,958 HONEST. 348 00:17:48,042 --> 00:17:50,082 AT LEAST HE STANK LIKE A FILTHY VERMIN. 349 00:17:50,167 --> 00:17:52,377 REAL SMOOTH, FARMER DORK. 350 00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:55,038 E-I-E-I-O. 351 00:17:57,208 --> 00:17:59,708 NE'ER-DO-WELL. 352 00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:01,540 Edd: YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, EDDY. 353 00:18:01,625 --> 00:18:04,125 YOU CAN FOOL SOME OF THE PEOPLE SOME OF TIME, 354 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:07,378 BUT YOU CAN'T FOOL ALL OF THE PEOPLE ALL OF THE TIME. 355 00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:09,708 THAT WAS TRIPLE-A, DOUBLE D. 356 00:18:09,792 --> 00:18:11,172 A 5-STAR SCAM. 357 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,210 LET'S CHALK THIS DOWN 358 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,752 TO EXPERIENCE, EDDY. 359 00:18:13,833 --> 00:18:16,583 NO MORE RACCOONS. UH, AGREED? 360 00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:18,377 THAT'S IT! 361 00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:20,328 IT WAS THE STUPID RACCOON. 362 00:18:20,417 --> 00:18:21,917 I WAS RIGHT AS USUAL. 363 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,130 WE'LL JUST TWEAK THE SCAM A LITTLE. 364 00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:26,328 THEY WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT THEM. 365 00:18:26,417 --> 00:18:29,377 THIS SHOULD PROVE MONOTONOUS. 366 00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:37,173 Eddy: HEY, YOU. 367 00:18:38,292 --> 00:18:39,292 ME? 368 00:18:39,375 --> 00:18:41,285 YEAH, YOU. 369 00:18:42,167 --> 00:18:43,127 YOU? 370 00:18:43,208 --> 00:18:44,788 MY NAME'S TEDDY TREEBARK. 371 00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:47,035 TIRED OF BEING THE NEIGHBORHOOD POLTROON? 372 00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:48,535 WANT TO SAVE THE WORLD AND BE A HERO 373 00:18:48,625 --> 00:18:51,665 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR STINKING LIFE? 374 00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:52,830 YOU BETCHA! 375 00:18:52,917 --> 00:18:55,247 JUST BRING YOUR FRIENDS DOWN TO THE WOODS. 376 00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:57,083 WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 377 00:18:57,167 --> 00:18:59,127 I'M ON IT, TEDDY! 378 00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:02,538 TEDDY SAID IT WAS THIS WAY, EVERYBODY. 379 00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:04,995 OOH, LOOK, PLANK! A MUTANT! 380 00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:06,423 GET REAL, JONNY. 381 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,000 WE'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE. 382 00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:09,383 I THINK. 383 00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:10,288 HOLY COW, PLANK! 384 00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:12,665 LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT ALIEN! 385 00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:14,040 IS THAT A RACCOON? 386 00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:14,995 Kevin: PATHETIC. 387 00:19:15,083 --> 00:19:16,713 ALIENS ARE ICKY, SARAH. 388 00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:18,502 THEY OOZE SLIME, DON'T THEY? 389 00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:21,883 GREETINGS, AND WELCOME TO MUTANT LAND. 390 00:19:21,958 --> 00:19:24,078 AND FOR AN INTERSTELLAR QUARTER, 391 00:19:24,167 --> 00:19:26,287 ALL YOU BRAVE INTERSTELLAR TOXIC SOLDIERS 392 00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:29,705 CAN CATCH YOUR VERY OWN BRAIN-SUCKING MUTANT. 393 00:19:29,792 --> 00:19:32,582 WHERE'S TEDDY TREEBARK? 394 00:19:32,667 --> 00:19:34,127 UH... 395 00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:35,288 HOW ABOUT IT, TOXIC ROLF? 396 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,455 YOU LIKE CHALLENGES. 397 00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:40,292 LUCKY FOR YOU, ROLF CANNOT DENY A CHALLENGE. 398 00:19:40,375 --> 00:19:41,455 ONE MORE TRY. 399 00:19:41,542 --> 00:19:43,212 I BELIEVE YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH OUR FACILITY. 400 00:19:43,292 --> 00:19:44,712 IN ORDER TO CAPTURE SAID MUTANT, 401 00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:49,672 YOU HAVE 3 ATTEMPTS WITH THESE ANTIMATTER MARSHMALLOWS. 402 00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:52,415 Kevin: FORGET THE MARSHMALLOWS, ROLF. 403 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:55,580 USE MY DAD'S LUCKY BALL-PEEN, MAN. 404 00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:58,957 HA HA HA HA! 405 00:19:59,792 --> 00:20:02,002 WHOA! 406 00:20:02,875 --> 00:20:03,785 ROLF SEES IT. 407 00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:06,785 SAY BYE-BYE, SCOURGE FROM THE BEYOND. 408 00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:08,745 Jonny: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! 409 00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:11,173 MUTANTS HAVE FEELINGS, TOO, YOU KNOW? 410 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,000 WHAT? AGAIN? 411 00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:14,423 Sarah: THIS IS THE SAME AS THE LAST ONE! 412 00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:16,040 LET'S GO, JIMMY. 413 00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:16,825 WAIT! DON'T GO! 414 00:20:16,917 --> 00:20:20,037 THERE'S A TWIST. CHECK IT. 415 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:27,500 Eddy: AAAAH! 416 00:20:27,583 --> 00:20:28,713 UNH! 417 00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:31,082 I COME IN... 418 00:20:31,167 --> 00:20:34,377 PEACE, EARTH DWELLERS. 419 00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:37,128 WE WERE SO CLOSE! 420 00:20:37,208 --> 00:20:39,288 "THEY WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT THEM." 421 00:20:39,375 --> 00:20:40,995 WEREN'T THOSE YOUR WORDS, EDDY? 422 00:20:41,083 --> 00:20:42,423 GOOD MEMORY, ELEPHANT BRAIN, 423 00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:44,540 BECAUSE THIS TIME, THEY REALLY WON'T. 424 00:20:44,625 --> 00:20:47,745 LET'S TWEAK IT SOME MORE. 425 00:20:47,833 --> 00:20:50,793 OH, HE'S SO STUBBORN. 426 00:20:53,625 --> 00:20:55,325 Eddy: HEY, YOU. 427 00:20:55,417 --> 00:20:58,037 YEAH, YOU. 428 00:20:58,125 --> 00:21:01,075 COME ON DOWN AND GET YOUR VERY OWN HUNK OF MEAT 429 00:21:01,167 --> 00:21:02,077 AT MEAT MANIA. 430 00:21:02,167 --> 00:21:03,627 Sarah: OH, BROTHER. Kevin: DORKS. 431 00:21:03,708 --> 00:21:07,418 Nazz: THIS IS STUPID. 432 00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:11,075 Eddy: HEY, YOU. YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. 433 00:21:11,167 --> 00:21:12,287 BE THE FIRST ONE ON YOUR BLOCK 434 00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:14,625 TO OWN YOUR VERY OWN PEST 435 00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:16,998 AT COCKROACH COUNTRY. 436 00:21:21,042 --> 00:21:23,542 WELCOME TO... 437 00:21:28,375 --> 00:21:30,325 Eddy: HEY, YOU. YEAH, YOU. 438 00:21:30,417 --> 00:21:35,127 EVER WONDER AT THE AMAZING WORLD OF FREEZER BURN? 439 00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:43,000 WELCOME TO FRIDGE LAND! 440 00:21:43,083 --> 00:21:45,083 OOF! 441 00:21:45,542 --> 00:21:48,132 [SNORING] 442 00:21:48,958 --> 00:21:49,998 FINE! RUN AWAY! 443 00:21:50,083 --> 00:21:53,383 IT'S YOUR LOSS BECAUSE THIS SCAM IS GOLD. 444 00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:55,458 "A" NUMBER ONE, BABY! 445 00:21:55,542 --> 00:21:56,502 OR AT LEAST IT WILL BE 446 00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:58,583 AFTER WE TWEAK IT SOME MORE. 447 00:21:58,667 --> 00:22:00,037 AW, COME ON, EDDY! 448 00:22:00,125 --> 00:22:03,125 I REALLY NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM! 449 00:22:03,208 --> 00:22:05,038 [GROANING] 450 00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:06,205 Eddy: HEY, YOU. 451 00:22:06,042 --> 00:22:09,132 MIFFED AS TO HOW TO SCRUB A BOWL? 452 00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:12,708 THEN FLUSH ON DOWN TO BATHROOM WORLD! 453 00:22:12,792 --> 00:22:16,042 [TOILET FLUSHES] 454 00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:18,753 Ed: READY FOR TWEAKING, EDDY! 455 00:22:36,958 --> 00:22:37,828 ED, EDD N EDDY! 456 00:22:37,917 --> 00:22:39,327 BL-BL-BL-BL-YEAH! 457 00:22:39,417 --> 00:22:40,787 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY 458 00:22:40,875 --> 00:22:41,625 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 459 00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:43,038 AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 460 00:22:43,125 --> 00:22:44,205 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--