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BL-BL-BL-BL-YEAH!
WELCOME TO ED'S PEEK INTO THE FUTURE.
SEE WHAT MARVELS AWAIT YOU
IN THE WORLD OF TOMORROW.
ONLY 25 CENTS.
EACH, THAT IS.
PLANK WANTS TO KNOW IF WE'LL LIVE ON MARS.
MAYBE, MAYBE NOT.
THE ANSWERS, MY FRIEND,
ARE BLOWING IN THE WIND.
OOH.
WOW, PLANK! THE FLOOR IS MOVING!
Edd: THAT'S MODERNIZATION, JONNY.
EVERYDAY TASKS SUCH AS WALKING
WILL BE A THING OF THE PAST IN THE FUTURE.
WHY, EVEN THE INSTINCTIVE EXERTION OF EATING
BECOMES EFFORTLESS, MY FRIEND...
ALL WITH A MERE PUSH OF A BUTTON.
LET'S SEE, UH, HYGIENE, GROOMING, REST, LAUNDER...
AH, HERE WE GO.
FOOD!
THAT'S ME.
[BEEPING]
HA HA HA!
Ed: YOU'RE WELCOME!
NOT A PROBLEM.
THE FUTURE KNOWS NO STAIN.
[BEEP]
AAH! OUCH!
LOUNGE...
AS FUTURISTIC INGENUITY
REMOVES ANY EVIDENCE OF UNMANAGEABLE EDIBLES.
[BUZZER]
RIGHT ON!
I'M A SAP FOR YOU. YOU KNOW THAT, DON'T YOU?
YEAH, YEAH. THE LINE STARTS OVER THERE.
HEY! HOW ABOUT I STICK MY FOOT RIGHT--
HELLO!
WHAT'S WITH THE STYLIN' CLOTHES, EDDY?
WHERE'D YOU GET THAT JAWBREAKER, NAZZ?
"BAZOOKA CHIN" KEVIN, RIGHT?
NO WAY.
IT'S CUSTOMER APPRECIATION DAY AT THE CANDY STORE,
AND THEY'RE GIVING AWAY JAWBREAKERS
FOR FREE!
FREE?!
YEE-HA!
BUT YOU BETTER HURRY.
THE STORE CLOSES IN 10 MINUTES.
TV SHOES?
FOR VIEWING ON THE GO?
WELL, I DIDN'T SAY THE FUTURE WAS PRACTICAL.
Eddy: FORGET THIS!
Ed: YES, I WILL.
JAWBREAKERS! FREE!
ONLY 10 MINUTES LEFT!
FREE JAWBREAKERS?
10 MINUTES LEFT?
[PANTING]
HURRY UP, BEFORE THEY'RE ALL--
SARAH?
SARAH.
MOM SAYS--
PULL, PLANK! PULL!
MOM SAYS YOU GOT TO CLEAN UP THAT MESS,
OR YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE.
BUT, SARAH, IF WE DON'T GET TO THE CANDY STORE,
WE DON'T GET JAWBREAKERS!
CLEAN IT UP, OR I'M TELLING MOM.
NO TIME! THE STORE'S CLOSING IN...
I GOT TO GET ME A JAWBREAKER!
OH, SURE!
WHY HELP CLEAN UP, EDDY?
AFTER ALL, WE DON'T WANT FREE JAWBREAKERS, DO WE, ED?
HELP ME, DOUBLE D!
THE GALL OF THAT EDDY...
LEAVING US STRANDED.
Edd: COMING, ED.
OH, MY.
JAWBREAKER, DOUBLE D!
HARDLY NOTICEABLE, ED.
[PANTING]
COME ON! MY NOSE RUNS FASTER!
Kevin: HEY, WATCH IT!
EDDY, LOOK OUT!
GRACIOUS.
NO, REALLY. I'M POUNDING YOU, DORK.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, EDDY.
I THINK YOU OWE ED AND I AN APOLOGY
FOR LEAVING US WITH THAT MESS TO CLEAN UP.
NO TIME! CANDY STORE!
HEY, I AIN'T DONE WITH YOU!
JAWBREAKER, DOUBLE D!
WAIT!
CURSE PROMOTIONAL GIVEAWAYS.
EEK!
PUTT, PUTT, PUTT, PUTT. VROOM! VROOM!
BEEP! BEEP! PUTT, PUTT, PUTT, PUTT. VROOM!
OH, MY. HIGHTAIL IT, GENTLEMEN!
AT THIS RATE, WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT THERE IN TIME!
OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
Eddy: UH-OH!
HA HA HA!
GENTLE AS A KITTEN IN A TREE.
EDDY, LOOK!
YEE-HA! OOF!
MOMMY!
AAH!
UNH!
AAH!
I GOT IT, EDDY!
HA HA HA HA.
WHERE'D THIS WAGON COME FROM, HOT SHOT?
NECESSITY, EDDY--
FABRICATED FROM EVERYDAY SUBURBAN LITTER
IN ORDER TO INCREASE OUR VELOCITY
WITHIN OUR EVER-SHRINKING WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY.
YAWN. JUST KICK THIS THING INTO HIGH GEAR AND LET'S--
WHOA!
[GASPING]
ED! EDDY!
BLOCKADE!
HEY, LOOK. IT'S OUR HUSBANDS.
JUST IN TIME TO PLAY HOUSE.
CANKERS!
EXTREME CLOSEUP!
Edd: RETREAT!
AAH! AAH! AAH!
MOM WAS WRONG.
MEN AMOUNT TO A PILE OF DIRT.
FREE!
JAWBREAKER!
PARDON US, LADIES.
TIME IS NOT ON OUR SIDE, GENTLEMEN.
AAH!
WHOA!
Edd: ED! EDDY! HELP ME!
NO! WAIT! PLEASE! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
YOU MISSED TWO OF THEM, MAY.
YEAH, BUT AT LEAST WE GOT THE CUTE ONE!
DOUBLE D! EDDY!
NO TIME, ED! JAWBREAKERS!
Edd: HELP ME!
STOP! WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?
AAH! OOH!
[JIMMY SINGING]
SHORTCUT! THERE'S GOT TO BE A SHORTCUT!
[SINGING]
BINGO!
HA HA HA HA HA!
[SINGING]
MY GARDEN IN THE SKY!
MISSED ME!
THAT'S FOR GOBBING ALL OVER MY BIKE, DORK!
HA HA HA HA!
Ed: COOCHIE COOCHIE COO.
DOUBLE D, GET ME OUT OF HERE, WILL YOU?
WELL, IT SEEMS THE SHOE IS ON THE OTHER FOOT, HUH, EDDIE?
[TICKING]
YOUR SELFISHNESS AND GREED ARE REALLY GETTING ON MY--
[TICKING]
TIME'S RUNNING OUT!
YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE, DOUBLE D.
WE'VE ONLY GOT 50 SECONDS LEFT!
STITCH. I'VE GOT A STITCH!
THERE IT IS! I SEE IT! COME ON! HURRY UP!
SORE. I CAN'T GO ON.
JAWBREAKER, DOUBLE D!
WE'RE ALMOST THERE!
I'M DROOLING, I TELL YOU.
COME TO PAPA, MY BABIES.
[THUNDER]
YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
Edd: IT WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE!
FATE HAS CONSPIRED AGAINST US!
JAWBREAKERS!
WHOA!
QUICK THINKING, LUMPY.
YOU SEE, EDDY?
ANY OBSTACLE CAN BE OVERCOME
WHEN WE WORK TOGETHER AS A TEAM!
[CHICKENS CLUCKING]
Eddy: NOW WHAT?
IT'S A CHICKEN DRIVE.
Rolf: HYAH-HA! HYAH!
GET ALONG, LAZAR. HYAH!
CH-CH-CH-CH-CHICKENS!
DON'T LOOK AT THEM, ED!
ED, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WAIT!
AAH!
Eddy: AAH!
Edd: EDDY...
HELP ME! I'M SUBMERGED IN A PREPONDERANCE OF POULTRY!
EDDY!
[COUGHING AND GASPING]
HELP ME!
FREE JAWBREAKER, DOUBLE D!
[EDD COUGHING]
OH, THANK YOU, ED. YOU'RE A TRUE FRIEND,
UNLIKE OTHERS WHOSE SOLE PURPOSE
IS SEEKING SELF-GRATIFICATION.
HEY, ONE OF THEM'S MOVING,
AND IT'S COVERED WITH FUZZ.
IT'S JONNY!
JONNY, LET ME IN! OPEN THE DOOR!
PLANK SAYS TO BLOW IT OUT YOUR NOSE, EDDY.
GRRR! HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA! GOOD ONE, HUH, DOUBLE D?
THAT PLANK CRACKS ME UP.
Edd: THERE'S A MORAL IN THIS...
SOMEWHERE.
YEP. TWO CHICKENS ARE BETTER THAN ONE.
JONNY!
Ed: ALL PISTONS ARE READY FOR A GO.
ASTRONAUTS ARE PREPARED AND--
UH-OH. THE SHIP IS BEING DEVOURED
BY A MUTANT FAT BELLY!
QUICK! TURN ON YOUR PERPETUAL MICRONORBITAL ROCKET!
RUN AWAY!
OOPS. HA HA HA HA!
Eddy: HEY, YOU.
ME?
YEAH, YOU. APPROACH ME, MORTAL,
FOR I AM THE GREAT BARON O'BEEF DIP.
BARON O'BEEF DIP?
DO NOT PERPLEX ME.
OBEY MY COMMANDS.
COMMANDS?
IS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE?
QUICK. BEND OVER.
PULL YOUR FEET.
UNH!
NOW EAT YOUR MATTRESS.
YUM!
[KNOCK KNOCK]
EXCUSE ME, ED, BUT IS THIS YOUR--
GOOD LORD, MAN!
THAT HIT THE SPOT.
ED, WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE NEEDLESS TAXING
OF ONE'S DIGESTIVE SYSTEM?
I MUST OBEY MY MASTER BARON O'BEEF DIP.
GROAN.
DEAR ED, SOMEONE SEEMS TO BE PULLING YOUR--
DON'T LET HIM TOUCH ME!
OBEY ME, MORTAL.
WOLF DOWN THE NONBELIEVER!
I SHALL OBEY!
UM, ED, DON'T YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.
MUST EAT NONBELIEVER!
[CHUCKLING]
I KNEW IT! YOU MAKE HIM STOP!
MAKE HIM STOP!
TAKE 5, MORTAL.
GOTCHA, BARON GUY.
HA HA HA HA!
HOOK, LINE, AND SUCKER.
HA HA HA,
AND WHAT'S THIS PROVE, EDDY?
THAT YOU CAN DUPE ANYONE AT ANY TIME WITH THE RIGHT BAIT.
PUT THAT ON A T-SHIRT AND SELL IT.
OH, PLEASE!
HEY, GET ME A SANDWICH. I'M STARVED.
I SHALL OBEY, MASTER!
HA HA HA HA HA!
YOUR HYPOTHESIS IS FLAWED, EDDY.
THIS IS ED WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.
GEE. YOU KNOW, DOUBLE D, YOU'RE RIGHT,
AND WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE NOT WRONG.
PITY MY MEASLY SOUL,
FOR LOST IN THE STENCH OF LOSERVILLE I AM.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS, EDDY.
UH, SHALL WE--
TRY IT OUT BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR BIG FAT MOUTH?
BARON O'BEEF DIP IS PLEASED NOW.
Jimmy: I GOT YOU, YOU LITTLE SCAMP.
Eddy: HEY, YOU.
ME?
YEAH, YOU.
YOU?
MY NAME'S MARTY MAILBOX.
I GOT SOME INSIDE INFO ON THE HOOTENANNIEST,
MOST COUNTRIFIED BARN BLAST IN TOWN.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
JUST BRING YOUR FRIENDS DOWN TO THE WOODS.
MOVE IT OR LOSE IT!
OK, MR. MAILBOX!
HURRY, SARAH! COME QUICK!
NOT TOO SHABBY, HUH, NAZZ?
IF YOU SAY SO.
Jimmy: MARTY MAILBOX TOLD ME IT WAS IN THE WOODS.
Sarah: I BET.
WHAT'S WITH JIMMY?
THE GOSH DARN MAILBOX, SARAH.
IT JUST PRATTLED ON.
EW! LOOK! IS THAT A POSSUM?
YOU BELIEVE ME, DON'T YOU?
IT TALKED! IT DID! HONEST!
GET REAL, JIMMY.
A MAILBOX TOLD YOU TO COME HERE?
HOLY COW, PLANK!
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THE RACCOON!
LOOKS LIKE A BLOATED SQUIRREL.
RACCOONS ARE SO CUTE.
THEY WEAR LITTLE MASKS LIKE ROBBERS.
HOWDY, AND WELCOME TO RACCOON ROUNDUP.
AND FOR A COTTONPICKIN' QUARTER,
ALL YOU COTTONPICKIN' CITY FOLK
CAN COTTONPICKIN' CATCH YOUR VERY OWN RACCOON.
TO KEEP!
Rolf: ED BOY, ROLF WILL PICK THE COTTON
AND ACCEPT THIS CHALLENGE.
UM, SHALL WE MOSEY ON OVER, NEIGHBOR?
Edd: IN ORDER TO BAG THIS NOCTURNAL VERMINOUS MAMMAL,
YOU HAVE 3 CHANCES AT SLINGING THE CRITTER
WITH THESE MARSHMALLOWS.
MARSHMALLOWS?
All: MARSHMALLOWS!
NOT THE MARSHMALLOWS!
NOT TO WORRY.
THEY'RE PAST THEIR EXPIRY DATE.
ROLF WISHES TO USE HIS LUCKY GREAT NANO KIDNEY STONE KEY CHAIN.
WHAT DID HE SAY THAT WAS?
THAT-A BOY, ROLF.
KEEP YOUR EYE ON THAT BUSH
BECAUSE RACCOONS ARE QUICK.
WHOA!
ROLF SEES IT.
GOOD-BYE, PINOCCHIO.
STOP!
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT HURTING THIS POOR DEFENSELESS CREATURE!
HEY! GET OUT OF THE WAY!
NO! GET OFF!
NO! LET GO!
NO!
Nazz: JONNY'S RIGHT. WHERE DO YOU GET OFF?
WHAT A COUPLE OF CLUCKS.
Jimmy: OH, LOOK, SARAH.
I THINK IT LIKES ME.
WOULD YOU LIKE A BITE OF MY BAGUETTE?
Sarah: FOR PETE'S SAKE, JIMMY, WAKE UP!
IT'S JUST MY STUPID BROTHER!
Ed: COME AGAIN!
WAIT! DON'T GO!
HE HAD ME FOOLED, TOO.
HONEST.
AT LEAST HE STANK LIKE A FILTHY VERMIN.
REAL SMOOTH, FARMER DORK.
E-I-E-I-O.
NE'ER-DO-WELL.
Edd: YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, EDDY.
YOU CAN FOOL SOME OF THE PEOPLE SOME OF TIME,
BUT YOU CAN'T FOOL ALL OF THE PEOPLE ALL OF THE TIME.
THAT WAS TRIPLE-A, DOUBLE D.
A 5-STAR SCAM.
LET'S CHALK THIS DOWN
TO EXPERIENCE, EDDY.
NO MORE RACCOONS. UH, AGREED?
THAT'S IT!
IT WAS THE STUPID RACCOON.
I WAS RIGHT AS USUAL.
WE'LL JUST TWEAK THE SCAM A LITTLE.
THEY WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT THEM.
THIS SHOULD PROVE MONOTONOUS.
Eddy: HEY, YOU.
ME?
YEAH, YOU.
YOU?
MY NAME'S TEDDY TREEBARK.
TIRED OF BEING THE NEIGHBORHOOD POLTROON?
WANT TO SAVE THE WORLD AND BE A HERO
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR STINKING LIFE?
YOU BETCHA!
JUST BRING YOUR FRIENDS DOWN TO THE WOODS.
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
I'M ON IT, TEDDY!
TEDDY SAID IT WAS THIS WAY, EVERYBODY.
OOH, LOOK, PLANK! A MUTANT!
GET REAL, JONNY.
WE'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE.
I THINK.
HOLY COW, PLANK!
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT ALIEN!
IS THAT A RACCOON?
Kevin: PATHETIC.
ALIENS ARE ICKY, SARAH.
THEY OOZE SLIME, DON'T THEY?
GREETINGS, AND WELCOME TO MUTANT LAND.
AND FOR AN INTERSTELLAR QUARTER,
ALL YOU BRAVE INTERSTELLAR TOXIC SOLDIERS
CAN CATCH YOUR VERY OWN BRAIN-SUCKING MUTANT.
WHERE'S TEDDY TREEBARK?
UH...
HOW ABOUT IT, TOXIC ROLF?
YOU LIKE CHALLENGES.
LUCKY FOR YOU, ROLF CANNOT DENY A CHALLENGE.
ONE MORE TRY.
I BELIEVE YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH OUR FACILITY.
IN ORDER TO CAPTURE SAID MUTANT,
YOU HAVE 3 ATTEMPTS WITH THESE ANTIMATTER MARSHMALLOWS.
Kevin: FORGET THE MARSHMALLOWS, ROLF.
USE MY DAD'S LUCKY BALL-PEEN, MAN.
HA HA HA HA!
WHOA!
ROLF SEES IT.
SAY BYE-BYE, SCOURGE FROM THE BEYOND.
Jonny: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
MUTANTS HAVE FEELINGS, TOO, YOU KNOW?
WHAT? AGAIN?
Sarah: THIS IS THE SAME AS THE LAST ONE!
LET'S GO, JIMMY.
WAIT! DON'T GO!
THERE'S A TWIST. CHECK IT.
Eddy: AAAAH!
UNH!
I COME IN...
PEACE, EARTH DWELLERS.
WE WERE SO CLOSE!
"THEY WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT THEM."
WEREN'T THOSE YOUR WORDS, EDDY?
GOOD MEMORY, ELEPHANT BRAIN,
BECAUSE THIS TIME, THEY REALLY WON'T.
LET'S TWEAK IT SOME MORE.
OH, HE'S SO STUBBORN.
Eddy: HEY, YOU.
YEAH, YOU.
COME ON DOWN AND GET YOUR VERY OWN HUNK OF MEAT
AT MEAT MANIA.
Sarah: OH, BROTHER. Kevin: DORKS.
Nazz: THIS IS STUPID.
Eddy: HEY, YOU. YOU HEARD ME RIGHT.
BE THE FIRST ONE ON YOUR BLOCK
TO OWN YOUR VERY OWN PEST
AT COCKROACH COUNTRY.
WELCOME TO...
Eddy: HEY, YOU. YEAH, YOU.
EVER WONDER AT THE AMAZING WORLD OF FREEZER BURN?
WELCOME TO FRIDGE LAND!
OOF!
[SNORING]
FINE! RUN AWAY!
IT'S YOUR LOSS BECAUSE THIS SCAM IS GOLD.
"A" NUMBER ONE, BABY!
OR AT LEAST IT WILL BE
AFTER WE TWEAK IT SOME MORE.
AW, COME ON, EDDY!
I REALLY NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!
[GROANING]
Eddy: HEY, YOU.
MIFFED AS TO HOW TO SCRUB A BOWL?
THEN FLUSH ON DOWN TO BATHROOM WORLD!
[TOILET FLUSHES]
Ed: READY FOR TWEAKING, EDDY!
ED, EDD N EDDY!
BL-BL-BL-BL-YEAH!
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