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Eddy: AHH...
THIS IS THE LIFE, HUH, BOYS?
WE CATCH US SOME FISH,
SELL THEM TO A FISH BUYER GUY,
HE HANDS OVER A BIG WAD OF CASH,
AND BINGO! WE'RE RICH.
GOT ANY 8s?
I HARDLY THINK WE'LL BE CATCHING ANYTHING
IN ED'S BACKYARD POND, EDDY.
OH!
FISH! FISH!
Eddy: IT'S MINE!
REEL IT IN, ED!
Ed: IT'S A FIGHTER, EDDY!
OH, PLEASE. NO CREATURE COULD SURVIVE IN THIS POND.
IF IT'S NOT OF THIS WORLD, IT'S MINE!
UGH! UGH!
Edd and Eddy: WHAT IS THAT?!
Ed: OH, GOODY, GOODY!
IT'S MY FREEZER EXPERIMENT!
I WONDERED WHERE SARAH HID IT.
WELL, THAT'S A KEEPER!
Edd and Eddy: NO, ED!
All: AAH! WHOA!
WHO BROUGHT THE TARTAR SAUCE?
Eddy: ED!
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET AHEAD IN LIFE
IF YOU KEEP WRECKING EVERYTHING?
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
GET YOUR FINGER OFF MY HEAD, ED.
I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE
SOMETHING THAT IS RED.
WHAT'S THAT?
I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE, EDDY!
I FORGET WHERE.
LET'S RUB IT!
Ed: THERE YOU GO. HA HA HA.
Edd: REALLY, ED, THAT'S SO UNSANITARY.
MAY I HAVE A LOOK?
WHY, EDDY, IT'S NOTHING MORE THAN A PIMPLE.
CONGRATULATIONS!
IT SEEMS PUBERTY HAS OPENED YOUR DOOR TO ADULTHOOD.
I'M TOO HANDSOME TO HAVE ZITS, DOUBLE-D!
WHAT IF SOMEBODY SEES ME?
OH, PLEASE, EDDY.
PIMPLES ARE A NATURAL PHASE OF GROWING UP
AS NORMAL AS MOTHER'S CHARCOAL FILTER SHOE INSERTS.
Ed: I MAKE A GAME OUT OF MINE, EDDY,
BECAUSE I'M PRODUCTIVE.
YOU CAN PLAY CONNECT-THE-DOT.
SEE? IT'S A BOAT.
Jonny: OK. I'M WATCHING, PLANK.
HEY, JONNY! COME AND LOOK AT EDDY!
AAH!
ED?
Edd: DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD RESPECT
EDDY'S SENSITIVITY TO THIS MATTER?
Ed: NOT A PROBLEM.
MUM'S THE WORD, DOUBLE-D.
HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STOP THAT!
DO NOT LOOK AT EDDY, JONNY.
HEY, EDDY!
[GASPS]
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HEAD?
I, UH, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
IS THAT A ZIT?
UH, NO.
YOU LOOK LIKE A LIGHTHOUSE, EDDY.
HA HA HA! OR EVEN A ONE-HUMPED CAMEL, HUH, JONNY?
PLANK SAYS, "EDDY SHOULD JOIN A CIRCUS!"
HA HA HA HA!
YEAH. EDDY'S ALREADY PITCHED A TENT ON HIS HEAD.
STOP IT, YOU TWO!
CAN'T YOU SEE EDDY'S HAVING A DIFFICULT TIME WITH--
EDDY?
[KNOCK KNOCK]
EDDY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
JUST ONE MINUTE.
HEY, GUYS. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
DAD'S RUG REALLY DOES THE TRICK, HUH?
Ed: ATTACK THE WIG!
ED!
YOU'RE VIOLATING A HAIRPIECE!
WIGS SCARE ME, DOUBLE-D.
Edd: EDDY, WE'RE WASTING TIME.
HAVE A SEAT, PLEASE.
I HAVE A COSMETIC REMEDY
THAT SHOULD HIDE YOUR PAPULE PROBLEM.
OH, GREAT. NOW I GOT TO WEAR MAKEUP?
Edd: I'VE CONSTRUCTED A SPECIAL BIB
IN CASE OF SPILLAGE.
[HUMS]
NICE.
LET US BEGIN, SHALL WE?
THIS FOUNDATION SHOULD CONCEAL
YOUR SMALL INFLAMMATORY SWELLING.
Eddy: I FEEL LIKE A SISSY.
WELL, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?
IT'S HARDLY NOTICEABLE,
ISN'T IT, ED?
WELL?
I CLAIM THIS PLANET IN THE NAME OF ED--
BRINGER OF BACON.
Eddy: OUT OF THE WAY! LET ME SEE!
IT GREW! THE ZIT'S GETTING BIGGER, DOUBLE-D!
CHECK IT OUT!
I DON'T KNOW WHICH HEAD TO LOOK AT!
Girl: WHAT'S HAPPENING, GUYS?
ROLF MUST SEE THIS BLEMISHED OUTCAST, YES?
KNOCK YOURSELF OUT, ROLF!
WE'RE MAKING A KILLING, PLANK!
OH, ROLF HAS SEEN THIS MANY TIMES IN THE OLD COUNTRY.
EDDY, YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD.
I THINK I SAW IT MOVE!
THIS IS WHERE I'M GONNA BUST A GUT!
[ALL LAUGHING]
HOLY COW!
Kevin: DON'T GET TOO CLOSE. IT MIGHT POP!
GEE, PLANK, I'M NOT SURE IF WE CAN TAKE EDDY OUT ON THE ROAD.
BOY, EDDY, YOUR ZIT'S REALLY GETTING BIG!
ALL THIS ATTENTION SEEMS TO BE IRRITATING EDDY'S BLEMISH.
LEAVE ME ALONE!
EDDY, WAIT!
Kevin: THERE GOES THE UGLY DORKLING.
[LAUGHTER]
ARE WE JUST ABOUT DONE?
PLEASE LEAVE IN AN ORDERLY MANNER.
IN ALL MY YEARS,
I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH DEPLORABLE BEHAVIOR
OVER ONE'S ELEVATION OF THE SKIN!
MAN, EDDY'S GOT A REAL HONKER, HUH, DOUBLE DWEEB?
TOOTLE-OO, DOUBLE-D.
NOT YOU, ED.
Rolf: ED BOYS!
ROLF HAS GREAT SYMPATHY FOR THE TWO-HEADED OGRE.
ESCORT THE ED BOY TO ROLF'S IN ONE HOUR.
YOU SHALL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED!
Edd: EDDY? ROLF'S GONNA HELP, EDDY.
EDDY?
ALLOW ME, DOUBLE-D.
ED'S GOING FISHING.
UM, ED?
HERE WE GO.
IT'S A WHOPPER, DOUBLE-D!
ROLF SCARES ME.
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME FOR SUPPORT, EDDY.
Ed: WHO BROUGHT THE TARTAR SAUCE?
[CAMERAS CLICK]
Jonny: OVER HERE, WEIRDO!
NASTY.
GET A CLOSEUP, PLANK! WOO-HOO!
WAIT! YOU'RE ALL IN THE WAY OF MY COMPETITION!
VULTURES!
Rolf: COME, MY PUSTULE FRIEND,
WE MUST BEGIN.
PLEASE, MARINATE IN THE LARD.
DON'T GO AWAY NOW.
I WISH I HAD A ZIT.
ED, YOU HAVE A BOAT ON YOUR BACK.
MOVE!
ROLF REQUIRES YOUR ASSISTANCE.
Rolf: DOUBLE-D ED BOY,
MASSAGE THE SQUID.
HALF-WIT ED BOY, GRATE THE TURNIP.
TODAY, ROLF WILL BE SHOWING YOU
HOW TO PREPARE...
CARBUNCLE OF THE FLESH STEW.
[APPLAUSE]
AN ANCESTRAL RECIPE HANDED DOWN
THROUGH MANY PIMPLY-FACED ELDERS.
WHERE IS THE SQUID?
RIGHT HERE, ROLF!
Rolf: STOP!
OH.
THANK YOU. NOW WE ADD ONE SOFTENED SQUID AND STIR.
CAREFUL NOT TO BRUISE THE FISH ENTRAILS.
GOOD, YES?
LAST, WE ADD THE PICKLED TOWEL OF MIRTH
AND LET SIMMER FOR 14 DAYS AND 14 NIGHTS.
Eddy: WHAT?! 14 DAYS?!
DO NOT FESTER, AS ROLF HAS THOUGHT AHEAD...
AND PRE-MADE THIS STUFF.
ARE YOU READY FOR THE ANOINTMENT OF THE STEW, ED BOY?
WILL YOU HURRY UP? MY ARMS ARE FALLING ASLEEP.
OKEY-DOKEY.
BE VERY STILL.
AWAY WITH YOU, PROTUBERANCE OF THE FLESH!
Eddy: AAH!
WHAT HAPPENED?
SILENCE! WE MUST BE QUICK!
[SCREAMING]
EDDY'S SO LUCKY.
DO YOU THINK I CAN HAVE A CHICKEN PECK AT MY HEAD, DOUBLE-D?
GOOD-BYE, AS YOU MAY NOT SEE YOUR FRIEND FOR 24 HOURS.
ROLF WAITS NOW.
ROLF, WE'RE HERE TO PICK UP EDDY.
EDDY? REMEMBER?
YOU HELPED HIM WITH HIS PIMPLE PROBLEM?
OH, SURE!
UGH!
FOLLOW ROLF.
YOU SHALL SEE THE MIRACLE OF THE STEW.
TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS, ED.
YOU HAVE HEALED WELL, ED BOY.
YOUR HEAD RESEMBLES WHAT IT ONCE WAS.
[SMALLER VOICE] WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HEAD?
IT IS SO PUNY!
THIS IS WORTHY OF A NOBEL PRIZE!
WHAT'D YOU DO TO ME, YOU QUACK?
QUACK? I AM ROLF.
YOU'RE A QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!
I AM NOT A DUCK. I AM ROLF!
HOW DID YOU KNOW WHAT INGREDIENTS
WOULD REACT IN SUCH A WAY
AS TO COME TO THIS CONCLUSION?
WHAT?
Ed: MY TURN FOR SHRINKAGE, ROLF!
FIX ME!
TELL ME!
SHRINK ME!
STAY BACK!
GET HIM!
Eddy: WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!
FIX MY HEAD, YOU QUACK!
Ed: HA HA HA HA! HE'S STRONG!
HA HA HA HA HA!
GEE WILLIKERS, ARE THOSE PENGUINS?
YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT, GIRLY!
YOU'RE IN THE LAND OF SNOW AND ESKIMOS,
AND HOW DO YOU GET AROUND IN THIS FROZEN FOOD SECTION OF THE WORLD?
ON ED'S POLAR SLED RIDE!
THANKFULLY, MOTHER BUYS ECO-FRIENDLY DETERGENT.
HIS BARK IS BIGGER THAN HIS BITE.
DARN HUSKIES.
25 CENTS AND RIDE THROUGH THE NORTHERN LIGHT BULB.
WEE! I LOVE SLEIGH RIDES!
LET'S SIT UP FRONT, PLANK.
MOVE IT, YOU MUTT!
25, 50, 75...
WHOA! WHOA! CAN I MUSH, EDDY?
YEAH, YEAH. JUST DON'T GET ANY ON ME, ED.
[PANTING]
Ed: MUSH!
LOOK AT ME!
I AM A MUSHER!
MUSH! HA HA HA HA!
OOPS. SORRY, KEVIN.
NO PROBLEM, DUDE.
HEY, WHO INVITED YOU?
Edd: ED! CAREFUL, THIS IS THE DIRECT PATH OF OUR SLEIGH!
MUSH!
ED, TURN THE SLEIGH!
ED!
WHAT THE--
OH!
[SCREAMING]
Jonny: FAREWELL, CRUEL WORLD!
MY SIGN!
Jonny: MY LEGS!
MY IGLOO!
AWESOME.
YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE, DIDN'T YOU?
I JUST GOT MY BALL, DORK.
ME AND PLANK WANT OUR MONEY BACK.
MY COLORS ARE RUNNING, EDDY.
GIVE ME MY QUARTER!
WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE? A BANK?
NO REFUNDS.
OH, GEE!
AAH! OOF! AAH!
NICE.
COME ON, JIMMY.
WAIT UP, GUYS!
POLAR BEAR ATTACK!
Kevin: LATER, DORK.
IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU,
I'D BE SWIMMING IN JAWBREAKERS RIGHT NOW!
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE DORKING ABOUT.
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M DORKING ABOUT.
PUT IT BEHIND YOU, EDDY.
THIS WAS ALL JUST AN UNFORTUNATE UNFORESEEN CIRCUMSTANCE.
PICKLE?
HELLO. GOOD-BYE. HELLO. GOOD-BYE.
Kevin: ROLF! QUIT SHOWING OFF
AND PASS THE BALL--
YOU OWE ME MONEY!
YOU'RE CRUISING FOR A BRUISING,
YOU LITTLE TWERP!
Eddy: WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO?
WELL, EDDY, WITH THAT, I GUESS WE CAN--
WHO'S THAT? KEVIN?
YOU JARHEAD! YOU OWE ME A BUCK!
WHERE ARE YOU? SHOW YOURSELF, YOU--
Edd: UM, EDDY, KEVIN LEFT.
THAT'S IT! RUN, HIDE,
BUT I HOPE YOU'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER
BECAUSE I'LL BE ALL OVER YOU LIKE A BAD ITCH.
IT'S WAR, I TELL YOU!
Ed: SLIDE ON THE SLOPE.
SLIDE ON THE SLOPE.
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, EDDY.
I REFUSE TO PARTAKE
IN GAMES OF VENGEANCE.
OH, REALLY?
HOW ABOUT I BLOW THE WHISTLE
ON WHAT'S UNDER THAT HAT OF YOURS, DOUBLE-D?
BUT YOU WOULDN'T DARE, WOULD YOU?
[WHISTLING]
Eddy: HA HA HA HA!
REPORT, DOUBLE-D.
KEVIN IS AT LEISURE, UNSUSPECTING,
AND QUITE VULNERABLE, EDDY.
A SITTING DUCK.
WHEN ED SHOWS UP, WE'LL AMBUSH THE SAP.
YOU STICK OUT LIKE A SORE THUMB.
HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF CAMOUFLAGE?
DON'T TOY WITH ME, EDDY.
I GOT THE STUFF TO THROW AT KEVIN, EDDY!
THAT-A BOY, ED!
DOUBLE-D, TAKE A WHIFF OF THIS!
Edd: ED, WHERE DID YOU EXHUME THIS FROM?
BRIC-A-BRAC FROM UNDER MY BED, DOUBLE-D.
ED...
DO YOU KNOW THERE'S A TURTLE ON YOUR HEAD?
YEP!
AHA! THE ULTIMATE IMPLEMENT FOR HUMILIATION!
NAW, THAT'S MY LUNCH FROM SCHOOL LAST YEAR.
P.U.!
IT'S PERFECT!
OOH! OOH!
[QUACK QUACK]
LET'S MOVE OUT.
OH, LIKE THAT REALLY MEANT ANYTHING.
Eddy: THERE HE IS.
I KNOW AN UNDERGROUND ROUTE.
ED, EDDY'S OVERZEALOUS ATTEMPT
TO REFORM THIS ERRONEOUS ALTERCATION
IS DESTINED TO FAIL.
[PASSES GAS]
NAPKIN, PLEASE.
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER.
HA HA HA HA!
[SPLASHING AND GURGLING]
THAT WAS CLOSE!
CLOSE? WE'RE AT THE SAME LOCATION AS WHEN WE STARTED.
WE WENT IN A COMPLETE CIRCLE PAST HEAVEN.
THAT'S TO CONFUSE HIM,
JUST IN CASE HE SAW US.
DUCK, YOU IDIOTS!
Ed: QUACK!
SUBURBS ARE WEIRD.
GOOD ONE, ED.
HE'S SURE TO BE ON TO US NOW.
LOOK AT HIM.
HE THINKS HE'S SO SMART.
OH, I GOT AN INKLING.
HEY, JONNY.
WHOA!
WHAT A FREAK.
OK. LET'S DO IT.
DO WHAT?
WE'VE TREKKED HALF THIS CUL-DE-SAC
AND ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING.
TAKE THIS AND NAIL KEVIN RIGHT IN THE HEAD.
ME?
YEAH, YOU.
HE'LL KNOW WE'RE UP TO SOMETHING
IF ME OR ED GO.
I CAN'T JUST GO UP TO KEVIN AND HIT HIM.
I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR MISGUIDED ADVENTURE.
GO ON, DOUBLE-D. HA HA HA HA!
YEAH, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
HA HA! STOP IT!
HA HA! OOH, I'M TICKLISH!
HEE HEE! WAIT! PLEASE!
HA HA HA HA HA!
Kevin: HEY, DOUBLE-D.
WHAT'S SO FUNNY, HOMBRE?
WHY, I'M JUST DANDY. HOW ABOUT YOU?
LOOKS LIKE YOUR LUNCH IS LEAKING.
OH, UM, IS THAT A WALDRON RATCHET?
YEAH, I JUST GOT IT.
IT TORQUES THE BOLT SO THE SLIPPAGE IS THE RIGHT...
POUND PER...
WHERE'D HE GO?
DORK.
OH, DEAR.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ABOUT TO--
[KEVIN WHISTLING]
DID YOU SEE THAT?
KEVIN TAMPERED WITH OUR AMMO!
I'M COVERED IN FILTH.
OW. CONTAMINATED... LUNCHEON.
Eddy: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, STINKY.
WE'LL GET HIM, RIGHT, ED?
Ed: I'M HUNGRY.
IS THAT A GIANT...
Eddy: RIGHT THERE. HOLD IT!
LOOK AT HIM. PLOTTING HIS NEXT MOVE AGAINST US.
WELL, HE'S IN FOR A SURPRISE
BECAUSE WE'RE HITTING HIM FIRST.
WHY DO I GET THE IMPRESSION
THAT KEVIN DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WE EXIST?
Kevin: COOL. SEE YOU LATER, NAZZ.
Eddy: HURRY UP WITH THE PANCAKE SYRUP, ED!
GOTCHA!
HE'LL RIDE RIGHT INTO THAT SYRUP,
SCREAM FOR HELP,
THEN BINGO! WE HIT HIM!
I ABHOR VIOLENCE, EDDY.
NOW YOU AND ED CAN HIT HIM.
FINE!
READY AND WAITING!
HERE HE COMES! HIDE!
EEK! I'M STUCK!
Eddy: GET HIM!
Ed: PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER!
AUNT RUTHIE?
[WHISTLING]
MAN, HE'S CRAFTY!
DON'T BE SO MODEST, EDDY.
IT MUST HAVE TAKEN YOU AT LEAST 10 SECONDS
TO COME UP WITH THIS.
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
IF YOU'D HELPED, WE'D BE AT HOME
COMPLAINING ABOUT NOTHING TO DO.
OH, NOW IT'S MY FAULT.
YEAH. REALLY?
YEAH.
YEAH, REALLY.
VERY WELL THEN.
SHALL WE PROCEED TO YOU GETTING YOUR OWN WAY YET AGAIN?
AFTER YOU.
WAIT UP, GUYS!
[YAWN]
THIS IS SO SWEET, DOUBLE-D!
THANK YOU, EDDY.
NO ONE WOULD EVER SUSPECT MOTHER NATURE
TO HARBOR A SPRING-LOADED CIRCUS CANNON
AND BLOW INNOCENT BYSTANDERS
TO KINGDOM COME!
I'M RUBBING OFF ON YOU, DOUBLE-D.
GET IN THE CANNON, ED.
KEVIN'S GONNA GET HIT WITH 100 POUNDS OF LUMP.
PUT THIS ON, ED.
IT'LL PROTECT THE TURTLE.
READY TO BE FIRED!
COME ON! WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY!
FIRE, DOUBLE-D!
DID I GO?
DON'T LOOK AT ME.
I ALREADY LIVE WITH ENOUGH GUILT.
[EDDY BREATHING FAST]
BOOM GOES THE WEASEL!
AAH! AAH!
WHOA!
AAH!
[CRASH]
HE'S TOO GOOD.
[RING]
WHAT IS THIS?
I GIVE. YOU WIN. LET'S CALL IT A DAY.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
WELL, KEVIN, EDDY WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND AN OLIVE BRANCH,
SO TO SPEAK.
YEAH. SO JUST SHAKE MY HAND.
YOU GUYS ARE GONNA MAKE MY TURTLE CRY.
Eddy: YEOW!
Jonny: WOW! HEY, GUYS,
I'M INSIDE MY OWN HEAD!
FAR OUT, HUH?
WOO! TOO WEIRD! HA HA HA HA HA!
OH! OOH...
GET OUT HERE, KEVIN!
YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!
GIVE ME MY BUCK!
ED, EDD N EDDY!
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