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>> [ WHISTLING ]
>> Edd: BRBRBRBRB, YEAH!

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>> All: GREETINGS, FELLOW
CLUCKERS!

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>> Edd: THE HAPPY CLUCKERS CLUB
IS NOW CALLED TO ORDER.

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[ ROOSTER CROWS ]
[ HEART BEATS ]

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[ ROOSTER CROWS ]
[ HEART BEATS ]

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>> Edd: EGG-CEPTIONAL PROGRESS,
JONNY.

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>> Jonny: RIGHT ON!

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WE'RE GONNA HAVE US A FAMILY,
BUDDY!

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>> Edd: AND WHAT DO WE HAVE
HERE?

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>> Ed: [ LAUGHING ]
>> I LIKE...Y-YOU.

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>> Edd: [ CHUCKLING ]
>> Sarah: MY BROTHER THE IDIOT.

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>> Edd: WELL, I THOUGHT IT WAS
RATHER HUMOROUS, ED.

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>> Jimmy: TEACHER'S PET.

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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
>> Lee: [ LAUGHS ]

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>> Marie: OH, LOOK, A CROWD.

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>> Lee: MUST BE A GOOD PLACE TO
EAT.

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WHO'S UP FOR SOME EGGS?

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>> Marie: I'LL HAVE MINE SUNNY
SIDE UP.

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>> May: OVER EASY, PRETTY
PLEASE.

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>> All: [ SCREAMING ]
>> Edd: OH, LADIES, PERHAPS A

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QUIET PERUSAL OF THIS BOOK SO
YOU, TOO, CAN DISCOVER THE

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WONDERS OF EGG HATCHERY FOR
YOURSELVES.

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>> Lee: SWEET TALKING WON'T GET
YOU EVERYWHERE.

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AAAH!

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>> Marie: HEY, WHAT'S YOUR GAME,
MISTER?

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>> Lee: YOUR KLUTZO BOYFRIEND
CLOBBERED MY FOOT, THAT'S WHAT!

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>> Edd: LEE, I DO APOLOGIZE.

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IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

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>> Marie: I BET.

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COME ON, MAY, LET'S GET LEE TO
THE SCHOOL NURSE.

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>> Edd: [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
SHALL WE CONTINUE TENDING TO OUR

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EGGS WITH A GENTLE
ORGANIC-COTTON-BUD MASSAGE?

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>> Nazz: DUDE, DID YOU HEAR,
WHAT, LIKE WENT DOWN YESTERDAY?

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>> Kevin: NO, WHAT?

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>> Nazz: YOU'RE NOT GONNA
BELIEVE THIS, BUT DOUBLE D MADE

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LEE KANKER'S FOOT SWELL UP LIKE
A BEACH BALL.

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>> Kevin: YEAH, RIGHT.

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WHAT'D HE USE, THE DEADLY ART OF
ALGEBRA?

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[ LAUGHS ]
>> Nazz: NO, SERIOUSLY.

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I HEARD THEY HAD TO USE A WHOLE
REFRIGERATOR OF ICE JUST TO STOP

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HER BIG TOE FROM BALLOONING.

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>> Edd: [ HUMMING ]
>> Eddy: YOU SENT A KANKER

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PACKING?

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BA HA!

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WHAT'D YOU USE, THE DEADLY ART
OF ALLERGIES?

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>> Ed: DO NOT TAUNT THE "D,"
EDDY.

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I WAS THERE.

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>> Edd: OH, PLEASE.

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IT WAS AN ACCIDENT,
HONESTLY.

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I FEEL JUST AWFUL.

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>> Rolf: HEAVENS, OH, GOOD BOY,
ROLF REQUIRES YOUR ASSISTANCE.

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MIGHT YOU HAVE A SPARE WRITING
STICK?

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ROLF'S HAS BEEN REDUCED TO THAT
OF THE SIZE OF A BABY'S BAZOO.

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>> WHY, OF COURSE I DO, ROLF.

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[ RATTLING ]
>> Rolf: AH-HOO!

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[ RATTLING ]
>> Rolf: AH-HOO!

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ROLF WOULD HAVE TAKEN A SIMPLE
"NO, NOT TODAY," YES?

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>> Nazz: DUDE, IT'S ALWAYS THE
QUIET ONES, I SWEAR.

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>> Sarah: DID YOU SEE THE LOOK
IN HIS EYES?

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>> Jimmy: WE DIDN'T SEE
ANYTHING, SARAH.

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>> Edd: BUT I...I --
>> Jonny: HEAD FOR THE HILLS,

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BUDDY!

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DOUBLE D's CRACKED!

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LOST IT, I TELL YOU!

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>> Eddy: DOUBLE D, I NEVER KNEW
YOU HAD IT IN YOU.

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YOU'RE AN ANIMAL.

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POW! KABLOOEY!

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BA-BOOM!

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OH, WHERE YOU GOING?

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>> Ed: DOUBLE D HAS FALLEN DOWN
THE DEEP, DARK CRACK BETWEEN THE

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COUCH PILLOWS OF LIFE, EDDY,
SLIPPING THROUGH THE FUZZ OF OUR

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BELLY BUTTON EXISTENCE.

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FORAGING...

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[ SILENCE ]
>> Eddy: WE'RE GONNA RULE THIS

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DUMP, ED.

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[ BELL RINGS ]
>> Rolf: HOW CAN ONE WHO WEARS A

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SOCK ON HIS HEAD DO THIS?

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I ASK YOU.

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>> Kevin: DUDE, YOU SHOULD FRAME
THAT.

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[ INDISTINCT WHISPERING ]
>> Jimmy: [ WHIMPERING ]

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>> Eddy: GIVE ME THAT.

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>> Edd: WHY ARE YOU ALL LEAVING?

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>> Eddy: YEAH, WHY YOU LEAVING?

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>> Edd: DIDN'T I SAY THAT
ALREADY, EDDY?

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>> Eddy: HERE, LET ME HELP YOU.

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PRETTY GOOD SEAT, HUH?

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>> Sarah:[ [ GROWLING ]
WHO THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU

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ARE?

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>> Jimmy: NO, SARAH, DON'T.

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YOU CAN'T.

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HE'S WATCHING.

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>> Ed: JUST ME.

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>> Edd: WHY IS ED SITTING WAY
OVER THERE?

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>> Eddy: WAY OVER THERE -- YOU
ARE SO RIGHT.

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OOH, ROLF'S GOT GRAPES.

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>> Edd: UM...

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>> Marie: THAT'S MY PIE.

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I SAW IT FIRST.

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>> Jonny: NO WAY.

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WE SAW IT FIRST.

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>> Marie: IN YOUR DREAMS,
WEIRDO.

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>> Jonny: PLANK HAD FIRST DIBS
BEFORE YOU AND YOUR BAD VIBES

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SHOWED UP.

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>> Marie: GIVE ME IT.

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>> Jonny: NO!

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>> Marie: GIVE ME IT!

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>> Jonny: WHAT ARE YOU, HARD OF
HEARING?

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>> Marie: LET GO, KID.

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>> Jonny: IT'S PLANK'S!

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>> Marie: ASK ME IF I CARE.

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>> Edd: [ CLEARS THROAT ]
PARDON MY INTRUSION, BUT SURELY

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A COMPROMISE IS NOT OUT OF THE
QUESTION.

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>> Jonny: HAVE I STOPPED YET?

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>> Eddy: WHO'S NEXT?

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[ HUMMING "MEXICAN HAT DANCE" ]
>> Kevin: OH, MAN.

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>> Nazz: NOT COOL.

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>> Jimmy: VICIOUSNESS, THY NAME
IS DOUBLE D.

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>> Eddy: OLé!

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>> Edd: PLEASE, LET ME EXPLAIN.

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>> Eddy: YEAH, LET HIM.

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>> FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!

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[ SCREAMING ]
>> Edd: THERE'S BEEN A GREAT

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BREACH OF JUDGMENT.

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>> Eddy: YEAH!

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BREACH THE HECK OUT OF THEM,
DOUBLE D.

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>> Edd: THINGS ARE NOT AS THEY
APPEAR.

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>> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH
ME?

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TAKE MY MONEY...

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[ COINS CLINKING ]
MY COMB...

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MY MOISTURIZING LOTIONS.

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TAKE IT! TAKE IT!

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>> Edd: SARAH?

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YOU CERTAINLY CAN'T BELIEVE...

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>> Ed: STAY AWAY!

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STAY AWAY FROM MY BABY SISTER,
YOU MEANIE.

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>> Edd: ED, MY DEAR FRIEND, HOW
CAN YOU SAY THAT?

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>> Ed: WE ARE FRIENDS NO MORE!

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MY MOM SAYS I CAN'T BE CHUMS
WITH A FIGHTING FISTICUFFS LIKE

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YOU.

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[ SNIFFLES ]
[ GULPS ]

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[ BOTH SOBBING ]
>> Edd: THIS ENDS NOW!

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>> Ed: AAH!

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HOLY SMOLIES!

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UNCLE! UNCLE!

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AAH!

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AAAH!

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RUN AWAY!

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>> Edd: COME BACK HERE, YOU!

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>> Kevin: NOW'S OUR CHANCE.

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>> Sarah: Jimmy, GET OUT OF
THERE!

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>> Eddy: YEAH!

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YOU BETTER RUN, 'CAUSE
DOUBLE D's GOT ALL YOUR

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NUMBERS...AND YOUR ADDRESSES.

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OH, YEAH!

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I'M PUMPED, BABY!

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MAYBE A LITTLE ROUGH ON ED, HUH?

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HE IS OUR PAL, YOU KNOW.

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RIGHT.

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YOU KNOW BEST.

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SO, HEY, I'M GONNA GO MAKE NAZZ
RUB MY FEET.

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>> Edd: WHAT HAVE I BECOME?

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ARE THESE INDEED THE HANDS OF A
LOWLY THUG?

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[ CRASH ]
ED?

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IS THAT YOU?

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HERE, LET ME HAVE YOUR HAND.

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>> Jimmy: AAH!

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LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU GOONEY
GORILLA.

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YOU PUNKY PALOOKA.

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YOU ROWDY ROUSER.

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AAH!

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[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
>> Edd: OH, WHAT'S THE USE?

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NO ONE WILL EVER BELIEVE I'M
ANYTHING MORE THAN A

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RAMBUNCTIOUS ROUGHNECK!

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[ SOBBING ]
>> Jimmy: DOUBLE D!

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[ SOBBING STOPS ]
[ ELECTRICITY BUZZES ]

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YOU'VE CROSS-POLLINATED A ROSE
WITH A BABY-BLUE GYM SOCK.

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>> Jimmy: ONLY HANDS AS GENTLE
AS HUMMINGBIRDS' WINGS COULD

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HAVE SPLICED THE TWO TOGETHER.

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I BELIEVE YOU, DOUBLE D.

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>> Edd: YOU DO?

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OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, JIMMY.

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IF ONLY THE OTHERS HAD LISTENED
TO MY PLEAS OF INNOCENCE.

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>> Jimmy: SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED A
SHOULDER TO CRY ON, DOUBLE D.

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BE RIGHT WITH YOU.

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[ HUMMING ]
GIVE ME THE DIRT, AND DON'T

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SPARE ME THE DETAILS.

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[ HUMMING ]
>> Edd: OH, JIMMY, I'M BLURRED,

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BEWILDERED, BEFUDDLED AT THIS --
THIS MELEE OF MISINTERPRETATION.

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FIRST, WITH MY BOOK ACCIDENTLY
PLUNGING ON TOP OF LEE'S FOOT --

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A FORTUITOUS MISHAP, I ASSURED
THEM.

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YET I SENSED THE SEED OF DOUBT
HERE.

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THEN ROLF.

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OH, DEAR FRIEND ROLF.

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HE WAS IN NEED OF A NEW PENCIL,
HIS WORN, UNUSABLE.

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I WAS ONLY TOO HAPPY TO PROVIDE
HIM WITH ONE.

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WHY, OF COURSE I DO, ROLF.

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>> Rolf: ROLF WOULD HAVE TAKEN A
SIMPLE "NO, NOT TODAY," YES?

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>> Edd: ANOTHER REGRETTABLE
BLUNDER, AS WOULD BE THE NEXT.

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>> Marie: THAT'S MY PIE.

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I SAW IT FIRST.

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>> Jonny: NO WAY.

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WE SAW IT FIRST.

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>> Edd: REMEMBERING MOTHER HAD
PACKED MY LUNCH WITH A SLICE OF

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HER HEAVENLY APPLE CRUMBLE PIE,
I THOUGHT THE BEST THING TO

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COMPOSE THIS CONFLICT WOULD BE
TO SHARE IT.

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TO NO AVAIL!

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ONCE AGAIN, MY GOOD INTENTIONS
WERE COWED BY MY GAWKISH

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DEMEANOR.

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>> Ed: STAY AWAY!

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>> Edd: THEN CAME THE WORST BLOW
OF ALL.

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MY DEAREST FRIEND LOST HIS HOPE
AND TRUST BECAUSE OF MY

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STUMBLINGS.

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ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH.

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I COULD SEE IT WAS UP TO ME TO
VINDICATE MYSELF, SO IN ORDER TO

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DO THIS, I NEEDED TO REMOVE THE
CHAIR THAT SEPARATED OUR BELOVED

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FRIENDSHIP.

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>> Ed: AAH!

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AAAH!

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UNCLE! UNCLE!

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>> Edd: CAN'T THEY SEE?

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HOW AM I TO BLAME?

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IT'S SO OBVIOUS.

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IS IT ME?

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BUT I'M A PACIFIST!

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>> Jimmy: YOU'VE BEEN MARKED
WITH A SCARLET LETTER, DOUBLE D.

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ALL YOU NEED IS SOMEONE TO STRIP
IT FROM YOU AND VALIDATE THAT

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SWEET AND GENTLE YOU.

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FOLLOW ME, SILLY.

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>> Edd: WAIT, JIMMY.

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[ CANS RATTLE ]
>> Kevin: WEAK.

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>> Jimmy: YOU THINK YOU'RE SO
TOUGH?

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I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE
ROYALE.

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ARE YOU AWARE OF THE MARQUIS OF
QUEENSBERRY RULES?

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>> Edd: EXPLICITLY...

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I THINK.

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I WILL MAKE YOU CONSUME YOUR
FOOLHARDY WORDS.

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WE SHALL MEET AT...AT...OH,
DEAR.

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>> Jimmy: THE PIT!

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>> Edd: THE -- YES, THE PIT.

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3:00 P.M. YES.

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>> Kevin: NO WAY!

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>> Jimmy: END SCENE.

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>> Kevin: DOUBLE D AND JIMMY ARE
DUKING IT OUT AT THE PIT, MAN.

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PASS IT ON.

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>> Nazz: OH, NO, POOR JIMMY'S A
GONER.

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>> Ed: SO, LITTLE DOUBLE G,
SEEING AS MY OLD PAL DOUBLE D IS

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NOW A NASTY McDUSTER KNUCKLES,
YOU ARE GOING TO BE MY NEW

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FRIEND.

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WHAT WOULD LIKE TO DO TODAY?

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I, DOUBLE G, AM GENTLE, UNLIKE
THAT EVIL DOUBLE D YOU SPEAK OF.

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SHALL WE TALK ABOUT FOSSILS AND
DISH SOAP?

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[ GASPS ]
DOUBLE D USED TO TALK ABOUT DISH

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SOAP ALL THE TIME.

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[ SOBBING ]
[ ROLF AND JONNY PANTING ]

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>> Eddy: MOVE IT, SLOW COACHES,
OR I'LL MAKE SURE YOU'RE NEXT IN

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THE PIT.

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>> Jonny: YES, SIR, MR. EDDY,
SIR.

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>> Ed: WHOA!

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>> Eddy: OUT OF THE WAY.

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MAKE ROOM.

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BEST FRIEND OF THE SCHOOL
BRUISER COMING THROUGH.

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SO MOVE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD
FOR YOU.

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>> Sarah: JIMMY, ARE YOU CRAZY?

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HE'S GONNA TURN YOU INTO COLD
CUTS.

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>> Jimmy: SOMETIMES, A MAN'S GOT
TO DO WHAT A MAN'S GOT TO DO,

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SARAH.

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>> Eddy: SPARE THE CLICHéS,
TWERP.

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DOUBLE D's GONNA MOP THE FLOOR
WITH THAT CURLY HEAD OF YOURS.

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>> Edd: YOU STILL HAVE TIME TO
YIELD TO YOUR INEVITABLE FATE OF

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LOSING TO ME, JIMMY.

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MAKE HASTE BEFORE I CHANGE MY
MIND.

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>> Ed: AAH!

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>> Rolf: JIMMY BOY IS DONE FOR.

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>> Jimmy: I'VE GOT YOUR KNUCKLE
SANDWICH WITH A SIDE OF BLACK

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EYE RIGHT HERE.

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>> Sarah: POOR JIMMY.

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>> Jonny: GIVE HIM THE OLD ONE,
TWO, JIMMY.

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>> Ed: THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.

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>> Eddy: THAT'S MY BOY.

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STAY ON HIM, SOCKHEAD!

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>> Jonny: RUN, JIMMY! RUN!

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>> Kevin: QUIT PRANCING AROUND
AND POUND HIM, JIMMY.

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>> Eddy: WHAT'S THE MATTER,
JIMMY, YOUR CURL GOING LIMP ON

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YOU?

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>> Jimmy: PARDON?

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>> Eddy: WHOOPS!

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AH HA HA HA!

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THAT MUSTARD LOOKS GOOD ON YOU.

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IT'S YELLOW, GET IT?

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LIKE YOU.

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HA HA HA!

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I GOT A MILLION OF THEM.

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>> Crowd: [ Chanting ] JIMMY!

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>> Jimmy: OKAY, READY?

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>> Eddy: AH HA HA HA!

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MY BAD.

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AH HA HA HA HA!

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>> Jimmy: STOP IT!

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HOW CAN I CONCENTRATE WITH YOU?

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>> Nazz: HEY, THAT'S NOT FAIR.

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UH, NEVER MIND.

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>> Eddy: BOMB'S AWAY!

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>> Jonny: I DON'T KNOW WHERE
HE'S GETTING ALL THOSE HOT DOGS

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FROM, PLANK.

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>> Eddy: OH, LOOK OUT,
EVERYBODY.

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JIMMY LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA BLOW
UP.

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OH, WAIT, HE ALREADY DID WHEN WE
TURNED HIM INTO A SUMO WRESTLER.

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REMEMBER?

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AH HA HA HA!

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>> Jimmy: I HOPE YOU'RE WEARING
A CUP, 'CAUSE YOU'RE CRèME

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BRûLéE, MISTER.

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>> Eddy: YEAH, RIGHT.

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>> Edd: NO, NO, NO.

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HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN OUR MISSION
HERE?

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>> Jimmy: LET ME GO!

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>> Kevin: DOUBLE DWEEB'S GONNA
PANTS HIM.

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>> Edd: STOP IT RIGHT NOW.

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>> Eddy: WAY TO GO, SOCKHEAD!

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[ LAUGHING ]
>> Sarah: JIMMY, ARE YOU OKAY?

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>> Jimmy: AAAAAAAH!

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[ CHEERING ]
>> Eddy: DO SOMETHING, DOUBLE D.

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YOU'RE THE TOUGH GUY.

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>> Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENED?

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>> Rolf: HOORAY!

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NOW THE HEATHEN SOCK TYRANT HAS
CEASED!

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[ CHEERING ]
>> Sarah: WAY TO GO, JIMMY.

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>> Together: [ Chanting ] JIMMY,
JIMMY, HE'S OUR BOY.

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HE'LL SEND YOU TO THE TRASH LIKE
A BROKEN TOY.

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>> Kevin: NICE JACKET.

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DORKS.

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>> Eddy: WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?

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SO MUCH FOR BEING THE TOUGHEST
KID IN SCHOOL.

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ALL THAT RESPECT.

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ALL THAT REPUTATION, THAT SWEET
NAUGAHYDE JACKET, GONE!

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YOU OWE ME A JACKET.

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>> Edd: I GUESS I'M NOT AS
BOORISH A BRUTE AS YOU'D HOPED

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FOR, EDDY.

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>> Eddy: BAH!

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>> Ed: DOUBLE D?

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IS IT REALLY YOU?

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>> Edd: OH, ED.

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>> Ed: DOUBLE D!

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>> Eddy: YEAH, DOUBLE D.

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>> Together: EDDY.

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>> May: AW, WE MISSED THEIR
SCRAP, MARIE.

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>> Marie: YEAH, BUT WE GOT HERE
JUST IN TIME TO KISS THE LOSER

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BETTER.

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>> Edd: A LITTLE LATE FOR AN
ENTRANCE, ISN'T IT?

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>> Lee: DOUBLE D...

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YOU SHOULD SEE THE SHINER YOU
LEFT ON MY FOOT.

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CLUMSY OAFS ARE SO CUTE.

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>> May: THEY SURE ARE.

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>> Marie: PUCKER UP, SWEETIE.

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>> Edd: NO, PLEASE.

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>> Eddy: HEY!

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HE'S HAD ENOUGH ALREADY!

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BEAT IT!

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>> Ed: GOOD ONE, EDDY.

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>> Eddy: VULTURES.

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>> Edd: GOODNESS, I'M TOUCHED,
EDDY.

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YOU STANDING UP TO A CLICHé SHOW
ENDING FOR ME.

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LET ME TELL YOU, AFTER THE KIND
OF DAY I'VE HAD, A DOSE OF

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CAMARADERIE REALLY --
>> Eddy: YEAH, YEAH.

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EAT AND SHUT UP.

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>> Ed: AND FOR YOUR ED, EDDY?

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>> Edd: EDDY, I THOUGHT THAT WAS
MY HOT DOG.

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THANK YOU, EDDY.

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>> Eddy: THERE, IS EVERYBODY
HAPPY?

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GOOD.

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JEEZ.