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[WHISTLING]
>> ED!

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[WHISTLING]
>> ED!

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>> EDD!

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>> EDDY!

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>> BRRR, YEAH!

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>> SWIMMING CLASS CERTAINLY
IS AN INVIGORATING WAY

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TO START THE DAY.

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DON'T YOU AGREE, EDDY?

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>> [SNORING]
AAH!

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THE DAM'S BURST!

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MAN THE LIFEBOAT!

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WOMEN AND ME FIRST!

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THIS EARLY MORNING STUFF'S
KILLING ME.

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HEY, WATCH IT, AHAB!

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I'M TRYING TO CATCH
A FEW WINKS HERE.

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>> ED, IS THAT GRAVY
YOU'RE CONSUMING?

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>> [WHISTLE]
>> MY TURN!

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>> [WHISTLE]
>> MY TURN!

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OH, SILLY ME.

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I DROPPED MY READY INSTANT
GRAVY MIX.

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GOOD THING IT DIDN'T OPEN UP,
HUH, GUYS?

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>> ED, YOU'VE CONTAMINATED
THE POOL WITH A THICKENED

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GELATO OF MEAT DRIPPINGS.

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>> THERE'S PLENTY FOR EVERYONE.

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WHO NEEDS A LADLE?

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>> OH, MAN, I THINK I LEFT
THAT ON THE BUS.

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>> [MUTTERING]
>> I'VE GOT GRAVY IN MY EAR.

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>> GREAT!

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SO I END UP WITH A DETENTION
BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID

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EATING HABITS.

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>> IS IT THAT TIME ALREADY?

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OOH, GRAVY CAKES.

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YUM.

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[CHEWING]
>> EXCUSE ME, ED,

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BUT DON'T YOU FEEL THIS
DAILY DIET OF GRAVY

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MAY BECOME DETRIMENTAL
TO YOUR HEALTH?

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[ENGINE SPUTTERS AND STARTS]
>> I SWEAR HE'S OBSESSED

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WITH THE STUFF.

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IT'S STASHED HERE.

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HIDES IT THERE.

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I BET YOU COULDN'T GO
A LOUSY DAY WITHOUT

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YOUR LOUSY GRAVY, ED.

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>> SAYS YOU.

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>> SO PROVE IT!

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>> AAH!

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YOUR VOICE IS LIKE TOOTHPICKS
IN MY DRUMSTICKS, EDDY!

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>> I AGREE, ED.

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I'VE ALWAYS WISHED EDDY
COULD COMMUNICATE WITH

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A TONE OF VOICE THAT DIDN'T
RATTLE THE TIMBERS OF EVERY

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HOUSE IN A 4 BLOCK VICINITY.

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>> DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL, KIDS.

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>> WHAT ABOUT YOU,
MR. ENCYCLOPEDIAC?

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I BET I COULD STOP YELLING
WAY BEFORE YOU COULD STOP

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USING THOSE BIG, FANCY SCHMANCY
WORDS OF YOURS.

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>> PLANK SAYS DOUBLE D
WOULD GO WACKY IF HE ONLY USED

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WORDS WITH ONE SYLLABLE.

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>> HA!

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EVEN THE DOORSTOP'S GOT YOU
PEGGED.

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>> AW, DORK, DORK, AND DORKY
ARE HAVING A LITTLE TIFF.

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AIN'T IT PRECIOUS?

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[LAUGHING]
WHAT DORKS.

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>> ALWAYS WITH THIS DUCK WORD,
YES, KEVIN BOY?

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ROLF WOULD WAGER HIS LOVE
OF MAMMAL FLESH AND 25 CENTS

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THAT YOU CANNOT RENOUNCE
THIS LABEL FOR THE MIXED NUTS

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ED BOYS.

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>> 25 CENTS?

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>> WHAT?

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I CAN GIVE UP SAYING DORK
JUST LIKE THAT.

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>> THINK YOU COULD GO
A WHOLE DAY WITHOUT THAT CHUNK

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OF TERMITE FOOD TELLING YOU
WHAT TO DO?

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>> EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZEY,
EDDY.

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RIGHT, PLANK?

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>> SOUNDS LIKE WE GOT OURSELVES
A BET.

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SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, BOYS?

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YOU IN OR WHAT?

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>> I'M IN.

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>> ROLF WILL PARTAKE.

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>> THIS IS GONNA BE A HOOT.

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>> NO GRAVY OR BUST.

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>> VERY WELL THEN.

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I WELCOME THE CHALLENGE
TO MY VAST RESOURCE OF

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THE ENGLISH WORD.

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>> YO, NAZZ.

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WANT IN ON THIS ACTION?

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>> AS IF.

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>> THEN MAY THE BEST...AHEM...

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GENTLEMAN WIN.

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[BELL RINGS]
>> [GRUNTS]

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>> WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING,
FISH FACE!

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>> HI-LO!

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>> AHEM.

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NICE TRY, WINDBAG.

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>> JEEPERS, SARAH.

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WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?

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>> JIMMY!

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QUICK!

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TELL ME TO DO SOMETHING,
ANYTHING!

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>> OH, OK.

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UM, DO MY MATH HOMEWORK FOR ME.

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[MONKEY CHATTERING]
>> I'M MY OWN PERSON, PLANK.

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[MONKEY CHATTERING]
>> I'M MY OWN PERSON, PLANK.

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[MONKEY CHATTERING]
>> I'M MY OWN PERSON, PLANK.

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>> CHECK IT OUT, SHAKESPEARE.

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WITHOUT PLANK, GNOME-HEAD'S
FALLING APART, BEGGING

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TO GET BOSSED AROUND.

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READY TO CHICKEN OUT?

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[CHICKEN SQUAWKS]
>> NO. NOT AT ALL.

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IT IS...FUN...

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TO...

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SPEAK IN SMALL WORDS ALL DAY.

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NOT HARD ONE BIT.

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[HORN HONKS]
[HORSE WHINNIES]

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>> DOUBLE D...

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HOW MUCH LONGER?

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MUST ME EAT GRAVY.

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AND BE AS ONE.

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OH, THE SUFFERING!

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>> [CHUCKLING]
[BELL RINGS]

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>> [CHUCKLING]
[BELL RINGS]

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>> KNOCK IT OFF, YA...!

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UM, YOU KNOW.

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[HORSE WHINNIES]
>> DON'T, UM...PUSH, ED-DY.

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YOU ARE NOT...OH...FAIR.

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>> HERE YOU GO, EDDY.

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[ROOSTER CROWS]
WASHED, DARNED, AND STATIC-FREE.

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I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU.

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>> TABLE KIND OF TASTES LIKE
GRAVY.

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>> FORGET THE GRAVY, ED.

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HERE.

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GNAW ON THIS.

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>> MASHED POTATOES.

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NO GRAVY?

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>> NICE CATCH, YA...

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DORK!

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DORK, DORK.

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DORKY, DORKY, DORK!

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[BONES CRACKING]
MAN, THAT FELT GOOD.

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>> MUST FOLD SOCKS.

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>> LET'S SEE HERE.

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CONSCIENT-IOUS?

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WHAT KIND OF BUNK WORD IS THAT?

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OH, HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.

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TEMPER-A-MENTAL.

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I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,
BUT THAT'S JUST PLAIN STUPID.

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>> STOP!

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I WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR
SINGLE-HANDED ANNIHILATION

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OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE FOR
YOUR OWN MONETARY GAIN, EDDY.

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>> THINK, JONNY, THINK.

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JUST MAKE UP YOUR MIND.

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>> WHAT'S THAT, PLANK?

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YOU WANT ME TO WHAT?

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MOVE ALL YOUR STUFF
TO MY HOUSE?

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YOU WANT TO BOSS ME AROUND
INSTEAD

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AND HANG OUT WITH SOMEONE
WITH A NORMAL-SIZED HEAD?

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YOU'RE A RIOT, PAL O' MINE.

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>> NOBODY TAKES ORDERS FROM
THIS CHUNK OF TERMITE FOOD

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EXCEPT ME!

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NUTS TO YOUR STUPID BET,
HOME WRECKER.

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>> THANK YOU, JONNY THE WOOD
BOY.

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ROLF COULD NOT FIND
THE STRENGTH TO OPEN THE DOOR.

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>> GRAVY?

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>> I'VE GOT LOVE IN MY TUMMY,
SARAH.

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>> ME, TOO, JIMMY.

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>> MMM! MEATY.

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[PIG SNORTING]
YEP. REAL MEATY MEAT.

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>> THE GAMES HAVE ENDED.

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ROLF CAN NO LONGER RESIST
THE SWEET FLESH DRAPED IN FAT

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LIKE PAPA'S THERAPEUTIC TRUSS.

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>> IT IS YOU!

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COME TO ED.

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BELLY MISSES YOU.

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>> ED, STOP!

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YOU AND EDDY ARE THE ONLY ONES
LEFT IN THE BET.

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>> [BURPS]
>> I WIN!

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HA HA HA!

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AM I LOUD ENOUGH FOR YOU,
DOUBLE D?

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HOW ABOUT NOW?!

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NO?!

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HOW ABOUT NOW?!

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>> UH-OH.

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BUTTERSCOTCH.

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>> BUTTER-WHAT?

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>> OH, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT.

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IT'S FUN WITH BUTTERSCOTCH
PUDDING TUESDAY TODAY.

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IT'S NOT GRAVY AFTER ALL.

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>> NOT GRAVY?

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[CHICKEN SQUAWKS]
>> $1.25 EXACTLY.

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CONGRATULATIONS.

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I DO HOPE THIS EASES
THE DISCOMFORT A TAD.

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WHO WOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU WERE
ALLERGIC TO BUTTERSCOTCH

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PUDDING?

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>> NOT ME, DOUBLE D.

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>> WHAT'S BLOAT HEAD GONNA DO
WITH THAT CASH?

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>> SEE?

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>> A GRAVY CATALOGUE.

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>> THERE'S MEXICAN HOT TAMALE
GRAVY AND SCOTTISH HAGGIS GRAVY.

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SWISS CHEESE CHICKEN GRAVY.

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YUM.

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>> OH, COME ON!

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YOU'RE GONNA SPEND THE MONEY
ON MORE GRAVY?

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00:11:06,042 --> 00:11:07,252
>> IRONY, EDDY.

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00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:14,213
LOOK THAT UP IN THE DICTIONARY.

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>> OH, YEAH?

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00:11:15,125 --> 00:11:16,455
WELL, LOOKIE HERE.

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I GOT ME SOME BUTTERSCOTCH
PUDDING WITH ED'S NAME ON IT.

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00:11:20,125 --> 00:11:21,705
HOW'S THAT FOR IRONING?

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HA!

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00:11:38,750 --> 00:11:45,460
HA!

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[CAT SCREECHES]
>> JUST A DASH OF HAUTE COUTURE

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FOR MY SCHOOL PORTRAIT, SARAH.

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>> EW!

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>> OH, GROSS!

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>> WOW, PLANK, YOU AND JIMMY
ORDERED CLOTHES FROM

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THE SAME CATALOGUE.

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00:12:03,625 --> 00:12:05,785
HOW COOL IS THAT?

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>> I'M SO GENERIC.

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AAH!

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[HORSE WHINNIES]
>> NAW, TOO GAME SHOW HOST.

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OFF MODEL.

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[BURPS]
>> DID YOU FORGET TO BRUSH

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YOUR TEETH, EDDY?

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>> PERPETUATING OUR VANITY,
ARE WE?

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>> WE'RE PRACTICING FOR
MY SCHOOL PHOTO, SOCK HEAD.

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[SHEEP BLEATS]
>> I'M SO PRETTY.

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OH, SO PRETTY.

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>> DON'T YOU THINK YOUR PARENTS
WILL BE A TAD UPSET WITH

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A PHOTO OF YOU WITH A SNAIL
ON YOUR HEAD?

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>> YOU'RE AN IDIOT, ED.

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GUESS WHO'S GETTING TO MOVE
INTO HIS BIG BROTHER'S COOL

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BEDROOM?

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HERE'S A HINT: ME!

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>> I WON!

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>> REALLY?

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>> REALLY.

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I'M IN LIKE FLINT, SOCK HEAD.

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00:13:01,167 --> 00:13:03,667
MY MOM JUST WALKED UP TO ME
AND DANGLED HIS KEY

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RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.

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00:13:05,167 --> 00:13:08,877
SO I LOOKED AT HER LIKE, "HUH?"
AND THEN SHE'S ALL LIKE,

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"YOU CAN MOVE INTO YOUR
BROTHER'S OLD BEDROOM

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IF THIS YEAR'S SCHOOL PHOTO
IS NICE FOR ONCE, EDDY."

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A PERFECT PICTURE
AND NO MORE BABY BROTHER EDDY.

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00:13:19,708 --> 00:13:22,128
>> WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, EDDY.

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IT SEEMS YOUR PARENTS HAVE
FINALLY RECOGNIZED HOW YOU'VE

244
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GROWN SINCE YOUR BROTHER'S
DEPARTURE.

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>> OOH!

246
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WHOA!

247
00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:36,210
>> MAKE SURE YOU GET MY GOOD
SIDE, BOZO!

248
00:13:36,292 --> 00:13:44,632
>> I GUESS THAT RULES OUT
HER FACE THEN.

249
00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:53,458
>> OH! THIS STUPID DRESS
IS GIVING ME A RASH.

250
00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:56,082
>> ROLF IS READY TO HAVE
HIS SOUL PILFERED FROM HIS

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VERY EYES, YES?

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00:13:57,958 --> 00:14:00,168
THANK YOU, YES.

253
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:03,210
OOH!

254
00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:08,172
>> OHH!

255
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,670
>> WHAT A JOY IT WOULD BE
TO CAPTURE SUCH BEAUTY

256
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:14,670
WITH MY HUMBLE CAMERA.

257
00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:20,040
>> MAKE IT QUICK, CUE BALL.

258
00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:22,785
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THINK
YOU BLINKED?

259
00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:32,875
>> TIME TO SCORE MY BRO'S
SWEET PAD.

260
00:14:32,958 --> 00:14:41,418
>> TIME TO SCORE MY BRO'S
SWEET PAD.

261
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:56,040
[DRUM ROLL]
>> DORK.

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00:14:56,125 --> 00:15:02,075
[BELL RINGS]
>> I CAN'T GIVE THIS

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00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:03,287
TO MY MOM.

264
00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:06,035
I LOOK LIKE I'M GETTING
MY TEMPERATURE TAKEN.

265
00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:09,705
>> SURELY IT'S NOT THAT BAD,
EDDY.

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ISN'T YOUR MOTHER FAR-SIGHTED?

267
00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:15,625
>> AW, YOU LOOK LIKE AN ONION.

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MOMS LOVE ONIONS.

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00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:20,580
>> OH, I'LL GIVE YOU AN ONION.

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I WAS SO CLOSE.

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00:15:22,708 --> 00:15:27,128
I COULD ALMOST SMELL
MY BROTHER'S STUFFED CAMEL.

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[FOOTSTEPS]
GROAN.

273
00:15:35,833 --> 00:15:39,333
[CHICKEN SQUAWKS]
>> THE TEACHER'S WATCHING US,

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EDDY.

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00:15:44,208 --> 00:15:52,878
[PLAYING OFF-KEY]
>> YOU KNOW, EDDY.

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00:15:52,958 --> 00:15:54,668
I AM IN THE PHOTOGRAPHY CLUB.

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I'LL JUST RETAKE YOUR PHOTO
DURING LUNCH.

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00:16:02,167 --> 00:16:10,417
METRONOME TICKING]
>> I LIKE THAT.

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00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:16,540
IT'LL BE LIKE THIS BUM PHOTO
NEVER EXISTED.

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00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:20,125
HEY, CHARLIE THE BIRDBRAIN
PARKER, EAT THIS.

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00:16:20,208 --> 00:16:25,668
>> THANKS, EDDY.

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00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:35,710
[HORSE WHINNIES]
>> PSST!

283
00:16:35,792 --> 00:16:47,252
[HORSE WHINNIES]
>> PSST!

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00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:49,883
GET A LOAD OF PRUNE FACE.

285
00:16:49,958 --> 00:16:54,708
>> ROLF HAS SEEN PRUNIER.

286
00:16:54,792 --> 00:17:02,002
[BELL RINGS]
>> OH, LOOK.

287
00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:05,713
PERHAPS A NOTICE FROM OUR
ESTEEMED SCHOOL FACULTY.

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00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,962
OHH!

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00:17:08,042 --> 00:17:12,962
>> AIN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE
TAKING MY PHOTO?

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00:17:13,042 --> 00:17:14,632
MY PHOTO!

291
00:17:14,708 --> 00:17:15,458
HUH?

292
00:17:15,542 --> 00:17:17,632
THEY'RE ALL OVER THE...

293
00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:25,788
[BELL RINGS]
AAH!

294
00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:27,575
>> HA HA HA HA!

295
00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:29,207
>> IT'S A MIRACLE, YES.

296
00:17:29,292 --> 00:17:31,792
FINALLY SOME ED BOYS
MERCHANDISE.

297
00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:35,075
>> IF THAT AIN'T A FASHION
STATEMENT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.

298
00:17:35,167 --> 00:17:37,377
>> SAY SOMETHING FUNNY ABOUT
MY BINDER, KEV.

299
00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:38,748
HEE HEE HEE!

300
00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:40,173
>> UM...

301
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:46,750
>> I KNEW IT.

302
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:50,133
[HORSE WHINNIES]
>> EDDY, WAIT.

303
00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:55,038
PERHAPS WE SHOULD--
>> WE GOT TO DITCH THESE PRONTO.

304
00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:57,415
>> WARN THOSE FINE LITTLE MEN.

305
00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:59,210
NO, WAIT.

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00:17:59,042 --> 00:18:01,712
IT'S HORACE.

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00:18:01,792 --> 00:18:04,212
>> IN HERE, EDD.

308
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:08,172
>> I THINK I HAVE A PAPER CUT.

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00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:12,460
>> BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP.

310
00:18:12,542 --> 00:18:15,042
>> BUT THAT PHOTO COPIER'S
SCHOOL PROPERTY.

311
00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:17,705
STUDENTS USE THAT.

312
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:20,792
>> IF THAT PHOTO EVER GETS OUT
FOR MY MOM TO SEE, I CAN

313
00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:23,035
KISS MY BROTHER'S ROOM GOOD-BYE.

314
00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:35,075
I BETCHA THERE'S MORE.

315
00:18:35,167 --> 00:18:38,747
IT'S A NIGHTMARE, I TELL YA.

316
00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:46,043
>> [LAUGHING]
>> MMWA!

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00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:46,995
STOP KISSING YOURSELF.

318
00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:47,963
MMWA!

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00:18:48,042 --> 00:18:49,082
STOP KISSING YOURSELF.

320
00:18:49,167 --> 00:18:50,037
MMWA!

321
00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:51,575
STOP KISSING YOURSELF.

322
00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:52,537
MMWA!

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00:18:52,625 --> 00:18:54,165
STOP KISSING YOURSELF.

324
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:58,080
>> [LAUGHING]
>> HELP ME!

325
00:18:58,167 --> 00:19:02,877
[BIRD CAWS]
>> I THINK WE MAY BE ABLE

326
00:19:02,958 --> 00:19:06,328
TO SAVE EDDY'S PROVERBIAL BACON
YET.

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00:19:06,417 --> 00:19:07,667
AHEM.

328
00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:10,790
GOOD AFTERNOON, STUDENTS
OF PEACH CREEK JUNIOR HIGH.

329
00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:14,165
THIS IS YOUR PRINCIPAL SPEAKING
WITH A VERY IMPORTANT, UM,

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00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:15,380
ANNOUNCEMENT.

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00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:16,788
VERY GOOD.

332
00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:18,205
AHEM.

333
00:19:18,042 --> 00:19:20,542
ALL COPIES OF STUDENT EDDY'S
SCHOOL PHOTOGRAPH ARE TO BE

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00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:22,125
RETURNED TO HIM IMMEDIATELY.

335
00:19:22,208 --> 00:19:24,708
FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL WARRANT
DETENTION FOR EVERYONE

336
00:19:24,792 --> 00:19:26,922
FOR THE REST OF THE SEMESTER.

337
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,080
THANK YOU.

338
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,627
>> BUMMER.

339
00:19:29,708 --> 00:19:31,208
>> YOU HEARD THE MAN.

340
00:19:31,042 --> 00:19:33,172
>> AHH.

341
00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:35,170
>> DID I JUST DO THAT?

342
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:36,380
I DID, DIDN'T I?

343
00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:38,498
I JUST IMPERSONATED
THE PRINCIPAL.

344
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:41,133
MADE FALSE DECLARATIONS
IN HIS NAME.

345
00:19:41,208 --> 00:19:42,998
OH, WHAT HAVE I DONE?

346
00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:46,423
>> WHOO HOO!

347
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:47,710
GET THIS, GUYS.

348
00:19:47,792 --> 00:19:49,882
THE PRINCIPAL JUST MADE
EVERYBODY GIVE BACK

349
00:19:49,958 --> 00:19:51,828
ALL THE COPIES OF MY BUM PHOTO.

350
00:19:51,917 --> 00:19:52,827
ME!

351
00:19:52,917 --> 00:19:54,377
WHAT A SAP!

352
00:19:54,458 --> 00:19:56,498
PUT YOUR HELMET NEWTON ON,
SOCK HEAD.

353
00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:58,043
WE GOT A PICTURE TO TAKE.

354
00:19:58,125 --> 00:20:00,875
MY BROTHER'S ROOM IS
IN THE BAG.

355
00:20:00,958 --> 00:20:10,958
>> NOT IN THE HOUSE, EDDY?

356
00:20:11,042 --> 00:20:12,212
>> DRATS!

357
00:20:12,292 --> 00:20:14,462
DUE TO YESTERDAY'S PHOTOGRAPHY
ASSIGNMENT, I'M AFRAID I ONLY

358
00:20:14,542 --> 00:20:17,332
HAVE ONE LAST EXPOSURE
ON THIS FILM.

359
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,037
>> WHATEVER.

360
00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:23,245
ONE-SHOT EDDY'S MY MIDDLE NAME.

361
00:20:23,333 --> 00:20:27,583
>> MAKE-UP!

362
00:20:27,667 --> 00:20:31,497
>> HOW VERY HELPFUL, ED.

363
00:20:31,583 --> 00:20:33,753
>> OW.

364
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:36,383
>> READY ON 3.

365
00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:37,168
1...

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00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:38,330
2...

367
00:20:38,417 --> 00:20:39,877
>> 3.

368
00:20:39,958 --> 00:20:41,628
OOPS! FORGOT ONE.

369
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:48,038
HA HA HA!

370
00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:50,285
>> HE DID IT AGAIN, DOUBLE D!

371
00:20:50,375 --> 00:21:00,415
[COPIER HUMMING]
>> LOOK, DOUBLE D.

372
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:10,170
[COPIER HUMMING]
>> LOOK, DOUBLE D.

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00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:12,210
A PICTURE FOR EDDY. SEE?

374
00:21:12,042 --> 00:21:14,582
HE'S GETTING THE KEY
TO HIS BROTHER'S ROOM,

375
00:21:14,667 --> 00:21:17,667
AND IT'S MADE OF POTATO SALAD.

376
00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:18,960
>> AW, ED.

377
00:21:19,042 --> 00:21:20,382
WHAT A LOVELY GESTURE.

378
00:21:20,458 --> 00:21:22,748
ALTHOUGH, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
GIVE IT TO HIM WHEN HE'S NOT

379
00:21:22,833 --> 00:21:26,173
SO UPSET.

380
00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:28,880
>> TALK ABOUT ADDING INSECTS
TO INJURY.

381
00:21:28,958 --> 00:21:31,038
TWO HOURS OF STINKING CLEAN-UP.

382
00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:34,375
PLUS A WEEK'S WORTH OF DETENTION
FOR IMPERSONATING THE PRINCIPAL.

383
00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:38,708
I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER DOING
THAT.

384
00:21:38,792 --> 00:21:40,002
>> REALLY?

385
00:21:40,083 --> 00:21:41,963
A WHOLE WEEK?

386
00:21:42,042 --> 00:21:43,332
GRACIOUS.

387
00:21:43,417 --> 00:21:44,577
UM...

388
00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:46,787
ED HAS SOMETHING FOR YOU, EDDY.

389
00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:47,995
>> DO I EVER.

390
00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:51,333
IT'S A KEY.

391
00:21:51,417 --> 00:21:52,707
>> HEY!

392
00:21:52,792 --> 00:21:55,382
I AIN'T PULLING A STUPID FACE
IN THIS PICTURE.

393
00:21:55,458 --> 00:21:57,578
THIS'LL WORK FOR MY SCHOOL
PHOTO.

394
00:21:57,667 --> 00:22:01,247
BIG BRO'S ROOM, HERE I COME!

395
00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:03,003
>> I'M FLABBERGASTED, ED.

396
00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:05,543
HE SERIOUSLY THINKS HE CAN
APPEASE HIS MOTHER WITH

397
00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:07,995
A CRAYON DRAWING IN LIEU
OF A SCHOOL PHOTO.

398
00:22:08,083 --> 00:22:11,333
I MEAN, THE LINES ARE
ALL WIGGLY.

399
00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:14,497
>> CAN I DRAW YOUR SCHOOL PHOTO,
DOUBLE D?

400
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,003
>> THANK YOU, ED, BUT I'M...

401
00:22:16,083 --> 00:22:17,003
>> MAKE-UP!

402
00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:22,003
>> NO, WAIT.

403
00:22:22,083 --> 00:22:24,253
SELF-PORTRAIT.

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00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:27,083
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