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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

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>> BBBBBB-YEAH.

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[LAUGHING]
[SIGHS]

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>> WOW!

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ARE YOU GUYS BUZZ BOYS OR
SOMETHING?

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>> JONNY, QUICK!

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OH, LOOK!

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KEVIN'S BEING ATTACKED BY A
RABID RAKE!

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>> HOLY MACKEREL, PLANK!

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KEVIN'S IN TROUBLE.

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WATCH OUT FOR THOSE GEESE!

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>> OH!

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>> AH, TAKE THIS!

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>> UNBELIEVABLE.

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[LAUGHING]
>> GERONIMO!

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[LAUGHING]
[LAUGHING]

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>> I'M ON TO YOU, DORKS.

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TRY THAT AGAIN AND I'LL POUND
YOU.

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>> OH, FOR GOODNESS...

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MY APOLOGIES ONCE AGAIN, KEVIN.

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>> AAH!

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WE'LL SAVE YOU, KEV.

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[LAUGHING]
>> ARE WE QUITE PLEASED WITH

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OURSELVES, GENTLEMEN?

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I'M SURE KEVIN'S PATIENCE WITH
THIS RANDOM FOLIAGE FOLEY IS

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WEARING THIN.

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>> KEV'S A PHOEBE.

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LET'S HIT HIM AGAIN, LUG NUT!

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>> HIT HIM AGAIN!

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HIT HIM AGAIN!

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HIT HIM AGAIN!

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HA HA HA!

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I FORGOT WHAT I SAID!

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HA HA HA HA!

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>> LISTEN TO ROLF CAREFULLY.

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A BRICK SHY OF A FULL LOAD, THAT
BOY.

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>> THAT'S ME.

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>> YOU MUST GLANCE THE BOVINE
HOOFS AT 3 PM.

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NOT 2, 3.

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WILLA WILL PROVIDE THE REFUSE.

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VICTOR MUST PURGE, AND WATCH
THE CHICKENS AS THEY DO NOT LIKE

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TO BE SEPARATED EXCEPT FOR
BRIDGET WHO PREFERS SOLITUDE.

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>> I CAN DO THAT, ROLF, FOR I AM
THE BEST JOB I CAN BE.

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I CAN CHECK ON HOG...

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>> OH, MUST GO NOW
OR NANA WILL GIVE ROLF A

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FOOT-BEATING LIKE NO OTHER!

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>> BREAK LIKE THE WIND, ROLFY!

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>> WHAT'S WITH ROLF'S VON-STUPID
CLOTHES?

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>> ROLF'S GOT TO GO TO A FAMILY
REUNION, AND I, ED, AM

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RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS MANY FURRY
FRIENDS.

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[LAUGHING]
>> YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?

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[GASPS]
[PLAYING FLUTE]

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[MOOING]
[CLUCKING, BLEATING]

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[MOOING]
[CLUCKING, BLEATING]

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>> OK, SOCK HEAD.

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THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU HAVE
SOME BIG-WORD SMART-GUY WAY FOR

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US TO GET OUT OF THESE STUPID
SITUATIONS.

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GO FOR IT.

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>> NOT THIS TIME, EDDY.

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ED'S GIVEN ROLF HIS WORD, AND AS
AS HIS FRIENDS, WE HAVE AN

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OBLIGATION TO SUPPORT HIS
DISCONNECTED DECISION AND DO OUR

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PART.

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>> DON'T WORRY, JIMMY.

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JUST KEEP IT DRY, AND WHATEVER
YOU DO, DON'T SCRATCH IT.

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[SHATTERING]
I'LL CALL YOU BACK.

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ED!

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YOU BETTER GET THESE ANIMALS OUT
OF THIS HOUSE, MISTER, OR I'M

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TELLING MOM!

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>> OH, ANIMALS HERE ALL CRAMP
IN MY RUMP, SISTER 'O MINE.

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>> NO, STUPID HEAD!

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>> NO, STUPID HEAD!

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>> SARAH DOES HAVE A POINT, ED.

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>> BUT DOUBLE D!

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THEY ARE SO CUTE AND CUDDLY.

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>> MY FAVORITE SHIRT SHOT!

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THROW HIM OUT, EDD.

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WHO NEEDS HIM?

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>> INKY DINKY, STINKY YOU.

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AAH!

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[SIREN]
>> ED, HUSH.

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FOR GOODNESS SAKE, SARAH'S GOING
TO HEAR YOU.

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>> IT'S A 4-SAUSAGE FIRE,
DOUBLE D.

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EVERYBODY HOP ABOARD THE ED
TRAIN.

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>> ED!

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JUST WATCHING TV, SARAH.

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NOTHING'S GOING ON HERE.

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SEE?

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>> YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR STEP,
MISTER.

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>> WE SURE FOOLED HER, HUH,
GUYS?

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HA HA HA HA!

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HA HA HA HA!

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>> HONESTLY, IF THIS IS HOW
YOU'RE GONNA HELP, I MAY AS WELL

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BE DOING THIS MYSELF.

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MESSY, MESSY.

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JUST LOOK AT THIS FILTH!

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OUR 4-LEGGED GUESTS AREN'T GONNA
CLEAN UP AFTER THEMSELVES, YOU

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KNOW?

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>> SAY PARTY A-GO-GO!

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[BLEATING]
>> HOT COCOA AND POTATO SALAD!

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WHO'S WITH ME?

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>> ED!

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THERE'S SOMETHING FISHY GOING ON
HERE.

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>> SHH.

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>> A-HA!

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>> A-HA!

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>> OK, EVERYBODY OUT OF THE
POOL!

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UGH!

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>> EDWARD, THIS CHARADE OF LIES
IS IN DANGER OF ACCOUNTABILITY.

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PERHAPS YOU SHOULD CONSIDER
CARING FOR ROLF'S ANIMALS

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ELSEWHERE?

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>> HOLD THAT THINK!

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HA HA HA!

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>> THAT'S IT!

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I'M BLOWING THIS BARN FEST.

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>> EDDY, PLEASE!

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>> ROLF HAS RETURNED.

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>> HELLO, HE WHO RESEMBLES A
SWOLLEN THUMB, ED BOY.

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HELLO, EVERYONE.

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ONCE AGAIN A FAMILY FRACAS HAS
ENDED THE MIRTH OF ROLF'S FAMILY

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GATHERING.

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OH, WELL.

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TIME TO GO, YES?

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PLEASE PASS ON ROLF'S GRATITUDE
TO THE LUCKY BOY.

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GOOD-BYE.

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>> WHO'S UP FOR SOME HOCKEY?

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FOUR!

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[LAUGHING]
WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO?

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OH, I GET IT.

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HIDE AND SEEK.

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OK!

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READY OR NOT, HERE I COME!

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HELLO?

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OK, FURRY FRIENDS.

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YOU WIN.

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COME OUT, COME OUT WHEREVER YOU
ARE!

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>> UM, EXCUSE ME, ED, BUT IT
SEEMS ROLF RETURNED UM, WELL,

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EARLY, AND GATHERED HIS--
>> YEAH, HE TOOK ALL HIS PESTS

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AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO HIS
DUMP.

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>> SAY IT ISN'T SO!

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[CRYING]
COME BACK LITTLE ONES!

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I MISS MY FURRY FRIENDS, GUYS.

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>> NAH, YOU'RE BETTER OFF
WITHOUT THEM, BLUBBER PUSS.

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>> DON'T TALK TO ME.

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>> EDDY, CAN'T YOU SEE ED HAS
DEVELOPED A BOND OF FRIENDSHIP

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WITH ROLF'S CREATURES?

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[CRYING]
WE OWE IT TO HELP HIM THROUGH

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THIS DIFFICULT TIME OF
SEPARATION.

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>> WHAT, AGAIN?

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HOW ABOUT MY DIFFICULT TIME OF
HAVING YOU ON MY BACK THROUGH

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THIS WHOLE SHOW!

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HEY, I GOT AN IDEA OF A FRIEND
WHO CAN HELP OLD SAD SACK HERE.

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>> DO TELL, EDDY.

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>> HUH?

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WHAT I TELL YOU, ED?

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IS HE FUZZY AND CUDDLY OR WHAT?

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>> CAN I KEEP HIM, EDDY?

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>> AH HA HA.

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YES, VERY GOOD, EDDY.

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I THINK YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT
QUITE CLEAR.

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OH, I'LL ADMIT I MAY HAVE BEEN A
TAD OVERBEARING TODAY, BUT NOT

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WITHOUT GOOD INTENTIONS AND
CONCERN FOR ED'S STATE OF WELL--

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>> HUG THE BUNNY.

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HUG THE BUNNY.

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OH, LOOK, HE LIKES ME, EDDY!

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PURR LIKE A BUNNY.

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PURR LIKE A BUNNY.

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PURR LIKE A BUNNY.

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>> RABBITS DON'T PURR, ED.

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WAIT, DON'T LEAVE ME, EDDY!

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>> NOT THIS TIME, SOCK HEAD!

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I GOT AN OBLIGATION.

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[LAUGHING]
PET THE BUNNY!

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ONLY 25 CENTS.

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>> EDDY!
[LAUGHING]

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WHY, EDDY?

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WHY, I ASK YOU?

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YET ANOTHER DETENTION FOR YOU
AND I.

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IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL
ACADEMIC GRADES FALL, MISTER!

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>> YAH, LIGHTEN UP.

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IT BUILDS CHARACTER, SOCK HEAD.

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DID YOU SEE HOW BIG THAT THING
GOT ON THE TEACHER'S HEAD WHEN

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HE STARTED YELLING?

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HA HA HA!

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MAN, I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA
BUST.

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>> THE TEACHER HAD EVERY RIGHT
TO BE UPSET, EDDY.

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WHY JUST THE ELECTRICAL REWIRING
OF THAT CLASSROOM ALONE WILL

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TAKE WEEKS.

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>> AH HA HA HA!

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YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE LOOK ON
YOUR FACE, SOCK HEAD.

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>> AND DID YOU SEE THE LOOK ON
EDD'S FACE?

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I ALMOST WET MY EYEBROW, GUYS.

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CHUMP HERE SURE KNOWS FUNNY,
BOY.

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[LAUGHING]
>> WHO YOU CALLING CHUMP?

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OW!

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[GROANING]
>> LOOK.

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"EDDY IS A NO NECK CHUMP!"
CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

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>> GOOD LORD!

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WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD
DEFACE A SANCTUM OF EDUCATION?

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>> SOMEBODY WHO'S OUT TO RUIN MY
GOOD NAME.

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THAT'S WHO.

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IT'S A SMEAR CAMPAIGN, I TELL
YOU.

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>> OH, COME NOW, EDDY.

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THIS IS IN NO WAY A GREATER
SCHEME TO RUIN YOUR REPUTATION.

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WHY I THINK YOU'VE DONE A GOOD
JOB OF THAT ON YOUR OWN.

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ONE WELL-WORN SNEAKER, ONE KNIT
SCARF...

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ONE BROWN PENCIL CASE.

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>> OH, BOY!

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OH, BOY!

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OH--
>> WHAT IN HEAVEN'S NAME ARE YOU

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DOING?

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FILCHING FROM THE LOST AND
FOUND?

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HAS THIS WHOLE SCHOOL GONE MAD?

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>> NOT ME, DOUBLE D.

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I'M IN MY HAPPY PLACE 'CAUSE
CHUMPY, THE "NO NECK EDDY," HAS

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A PLAN.

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>> JUST WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS
ON THE JERK WHO WROTE THOSE

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LIES!

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WHY, I'LL--
>> REPORT THEM TO THE SCHOOL

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AUTHORITIES?

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>> TOO EASY.

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I'M GOING INCOGNITO, SOCK HEAD,
WITH A SUPER DISGUISE.

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I'LL CREATE AN ALTER EGO THAT'LL
LET ME SCHMOOZE AND MINGLE AMONG

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THOSE RATS WITHOUT THEM KNOWING
IT'S ME!

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AND THEN WHEN I FIND OUT WHO DID
IT, BAM!

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HA HA HA HA!

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NO PEEKING!

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>> WELL, HE CERTAINLY HAS THE
EGO.

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HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE
DAYS, ED?

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>> EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE,
DOUBLE D.

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>> HUH?

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SO?

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WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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MY OWN MOTHER WOULDN'T RECOGNIZE
ME.

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>> EDDY, IT'S PAINFULLY OBVIOUS
YOU'RE STILL YOU.

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>> LOOK!

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A NEW KID!

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MY NAME IS ED, FRIEND.

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WELL, IT'S JUST ED, NOT
ED-FRIEND.

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I AM ED, AND YOU ARE FRIEND,
SO--

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>> HOWDY, ED.

241
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,172
MY NAME'S UM...

242
00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:38,670
CARL!

243
00:14:38,750 --> 00:14:41,630
MY FAMILY JUST FLEW IN FROM
ECUADOR.

244
00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:44,288
>> EDDY'S GONNA LIKE YOU, CARL.

245
00:14:44,375 --> 00:14:48,075
>> BINGO.

246
00:14:48,167 --> 00:14:49,707
>> OH, EDDY!

247
00:14:49,792 --> 00:14:52,132
COME AND MEET CARL, EDDY!

248
00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:54,288
EDDY?

249
00:15:08,167 --> 00:15:10,917
>> THIS ALPHABET "F" CONFOUNDS
ROLF TO NO END!

250
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:14,790
PHOOEY!

251
00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:18,165
ROLF WOULD NOT LINE WILFRED'S
PEN WITH SUCH DRIBBLE.

252
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,330
>> HOWDY!

253
00:15:19,417 --> 00:15:21,207
I'M NEW IN TOWN, AND...

254
00:15:21,042 --> 00:15:23,042
WAS WONDERING IF--
>> ROLF SHARES IN YOUR

255
00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:24,035
AWKWARDNESS.

256
00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:26,625
AS ROLF, TOO, IS A STRANGER IN
THIS STRANGE LAND.

257
00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:32,378
A SON OF A SHEPHERD CAST ADRIFT
ON THE FAR DISTANT SHORE.

258
00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:37,498
>> ROLF, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS
NO NECK CHUMP?

259
00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:39,463
>> THE SNAKE IN THE GRASS ED-BOY
IS MISSING?

260
00:15:39,542 --> 00:15:40,962
>> YUP.

261
00:15:41,042 --> 00:15:43,332
IF YOU SEE HIM, BIND HIM WITH
DUCT TAPE AS HE DOES NOT PLAY

262
00:15:43,417 --> 00:15:46,537
WELL WITH OTHERS AND HAS BEEN
KNOWN TO DRIBBLE.

263
00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:51,825
>> IS THIS SO?

264
00:15:51,917 --> 00:15:53,577
>> DUDE, GOOD HANDS!

265
00:15:53,667 --> 00:15:54,457
COME ON!

266
00:15:54,542 --> 00:15:56,792
WE NEED A RECEIVER, MAN.

267
00:15:56,875 --> 00:15:57,915
>> ME?

268
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,500
A RECEIVER?

269
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:00,833
>> YOU MUST BE NEW, DUDE.

270
00:16:00,917 --> 00:16:04,917
THE NAME'S KEVIN.

271
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,210
>> MY NAME'S CARL.

272
00:16:06,042 --> 00:16:10,882
>> MY NAME'S JONNY, AND THIS
HERE'S MY BUDDY PLANK.

273
00:16:10,958 --> 00:16:14,998
WE'RE PLAYING HOCKEY, AND YOU
CAN BE SHORT STOP!

274
00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:17,133
>> DON'T LISTEN TO CLUELESS,
CARL.

275
00:16:17,208 --> 00:16:21,288
SO, YOU GOOD FOR SOME EXTRA
YARDS AFTER THAT CATCH, BRO?

276
00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:24,035
>> PLANK SAYS WE NEED TO BREAK
THE NEW KID IN.

277
00:16:24,125 --> 00:16:25,245
>> RIGHT.

278
00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:29,133
DOG PILE ON THE NEW KID!

279
00:16:29,208 --> 00:16:30,288
RIGHTEOUS!

280
00:16:30,375 --> 00:16:31,205
>> YEAH!

281
00:16:31,292 --> 00:16:32,632
>> PILE ON THE NEW KID!

282
00:16:32,708 --> 00:16:38,748
[LAUGHING]
>> DID YOU HEAR MY BACK CRACK?

283
00:16:38,833 --> 00:16:40,963
>> ISN'T THIS FUN?

284
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,792
HI, I'M NAZZ.

285
00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:45,535
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

286
00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:46,955
>> UM...

287
00:16:47,042 --> 00:16:48,672
I FORGET.

288
00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:50,040
NO, WAIT.

289
00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:51,125
I'M CARL...

290
00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:52,208
YEAH.

291
00:16:52,292 --> 00:16:56,082
>> HEY, PULL!

292
00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:58,127
I HAVE LOST MY EDDY.

293
00:16:58,208 --> 00:17:00,328
>> AAH!

294
00:17:00,417 --> 00:17:03,377
>> TRIP YOU MIGHT OVER HIM AS HE
IS SHORT AND SQUIRRELS LIKE TO

295
00:17:03,458 --> 00:17:06,128
PELT HIM WITH NUTS.

296
00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:07,328
>> MY WISH HAS COME TRUE, SARAH.

297
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:09,207
EDDY'S DISAPPEARED.

298
00:17:09,042 --> 00:17:12,132
>> GOOD RIDDANCE!

299
00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:15,378
>> SO, KEVIN, WHO IS THIS
GOOD-LOOKING EDDY KID ANYWAY?

300
00:17:15,458 --> 00:17:17,708
>> DON'T SWEAT IT, CARL.

301
00:17:17,792 --> 00:17:21,292
SOMETHING YOU'LL NEVER BE: A
DORK!

302
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:22,785
>> THANKS, GUY.

303
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,125
>> WATCH ME, CARL!

304
00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:27,078
ONE POTATO, 2 POTATO, 3 POTATO,
4.

305
00:17:27,167 --> 00:17:29,127
IT'S A HOME RUN, BUDDY!

306
00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:31,208
>> CARL, HELP ME LUMP THIS GUY.

307
00:17:31,042 --> 00:17:35,832
>> WELL, CARL, HAVE YOU FOUND
THIS PERPETRATOR OF YOUR SMEAR

308
00:17:35,917 --> 00:17:39,327
CAMPAIGN YET?

309
00:17:39,417 --> 00:17:43,167
>> DOUBLE D, SOMETHING'S REALLY
MESSED UP HERE.

310
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:45,130
THEY'RE ALL BEING NICE.

311
00:17:45,208 --> 00:17:46,828
TOO NICE.

312
00:17:46,917 --> 00:17:49,627
FEELS LIKE THEY'RE SETTING ME UP
FOR SOMETHING.

313
00:17:49,708 --> 00:17:53,038
>> AS FOREIGN AS IT MAY SOUND TO
YOU, IT'S CALLED ACCEPTANCE,

314
00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:54,625
CARL.

315
00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:57,288
UNLIKE EDDY, CARL HAS DONE
NOTHING TO OSTRACIZE HIMSELF

316
00:17:57,375 --> 00:17:58,955
FROM THE GROUP DYNAMIC.

317
00:17:59,042 --> 00:18:01,632
CARL HAS A CLEAN SLATE, IF YOU
WILL.

318
00:18:01,708 --> 00:18:04,128
>> NO FOOLIN'?

319
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,378
>> HAVE YOU SEEN MY EDDY?

320
00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:09,828
HIS TURN ONS ARE FULL-LENGTH
MIRRORS, GREASY HAIR PRODUCTS,

321
00:18:09,917 --> 00:18:11,077
AND YELLING.

322
00:18:11,167 --> 00:18:15,667
LOTS OF YELLING!

323
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:18,130
>> HE LOOKS LIKE A LOSER TO ME.

324
00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:21,038
>> BUT THAT LOSER IS YOU, EDDY.

325
00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:22,825
>> NOT ANYMORE, KID.

326
00:18:22,917 --> 00:18:24,417
THAT DORK'S HIT THE TRAIL.

327
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:28,210
FROM NOW ON, IT'S THE GOOD LIFE
WITH CARL, KID.

328
00:18:28,292 --> 00:18:31,042
THAT'S ME; NICE GUY.

329
00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:34,955
>> BUT EDDY, THERE IS NO CARL!

330
00:18:35,042 --> 00:18:36,172
>> WHOA, CARLSTER.

331
00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:41,540
YOU KNOW THESE 2 DORKS?

332
00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:43,125
>> NOT LIKELY, FRIEND.

333
00:18:43,208 --> 00:18:45,788
I WOULDN'T HANG WITH THESE
WASHOUTS IF THEY WERE THE LAST 2

334
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,665
DORKS ON EARTH.

335
00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:48,710
>> HA HA HA!

336
00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:50,042
RIGHT ON!

337
00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:52,205
YOU'RE AWESOME, MAN.

338
00:18:52,042 --> 00:18:54,082
>> WELL, I NEVER.

339
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:57,207
OF ALL THE NO-GOOD--
ED, EDDY'S TOSSED US ASIDE.

340
00:18:57,042 --> 00:19:00,502
THE SHALLOW ALLURE OF THE
IN-CROWD.

341
00:19:00,583 --> 00:19:03,543
>> I MISS MY EDDY, DOUBLE D.

342
00:19:03,625 --> 00:19:05,035
>> WORRY NOT, DEAR ED.

343
00:19:05,125 --> 00:19:09,995
I HAVE A SUSPICION EDDY WILL BE
BACK SOONER THAN HE THINKS.

344
00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:11,213
>> HA HA.

345
00:19:11,042 --> 00:19:12,462
NO, REALLY.

346
00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:15,002
SO THEN I SMOOTHED THE TEACHER
OVER AND GAVE HIM PROPS ON HIS

347
00:19:15,083 --> 00:19:18,043
TOUPEE, AND THE GUY GIVES ME A
"B" ON THE QUIZ.

348
00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:19,495
I SWEAR!

349
00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:23,963
[LAUGHING]
>> HA HA HA!

350
00:19:24,042 --> 00:19:24,962
HA HA HA!

351
00:19:25,042 --> 00:19:31,132
GOOD ONE, KEV.

352
00:19:31,208 --> 00:19:41,288
>> "CARL IS A NONECK CHUMP!"
[LAUGHING]

353
00:19:41,375 --> 00:19:44,205
>> HEY, CARL, IS SOMETHING THE
MATTER, DUDE?

354
00:19:44,292 --> 00:19:47,792
[LAUGHING]
>> HEY, CARL!

355
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:50,495
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

356
00:19:50,583 --> 00:19:54,833
>> SOMEWHERE, MY EDDY IS COLD
AND ALONE AND WILL SOON HAVE TO

357
00:19:54,917 --> 00:20:00,077
RESORT TO HAVING TO EAT HIS OWN
BODY PARTS IN ORDER TO SURVIVE,

358
00:20:00,167 --> 00:20:02,247
DOUBLE D.

359
00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:05,173
>> PERHAPS A REST FROM
TELEVISION TONIGHT, YES, ED?

360
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,830
>> THEY THINK THEY CAN PUT ONE
OVER ON ME?

361
00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:13,917
GOOD LUCK, 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS ONE
STEP AHEAD, BABY.

362
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,670
A-HA!

363
00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:19,420
WAIT'LL THEY MEET ME.

364
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:22,170
HEY, KIDS, I'M FRESH TO THIS
SCHOOL.

365
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,040
I'M HUGO.

366
00:20:23,125 --> 00:20:24,995
WHAT'S UP?

367
00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:26,173
>> HUH?

368
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:33,040
HUGO?

369
00:20:33,125 --> 00:20:34,125
THAT HUGO.

370
00:20:34,208 --> 00:20:36,128
WHAT A NO NECK CHUMP.

371
00:20:36,208 --> 00:20:39,208
HI, I'M SUZETTE AND JUST STARTED
HERE.

372
00:20:39,042 --> 00:20:42,922
>> MAN, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE NEW
KIDS?

373
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,000
>> KIND OF NICE.

374
00:20:44,083 --> 00:20:45,383
THE MORE, THE MERRIER.

375
00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:48,748
>> I BET THEY'RE GONNA TAKE OVER
AND GET US EXPELLED.

376
00:20:48,833 --> 00:20:51,213
>> DO YOU THINK, SARAH?

377
00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:55,002
>> JONNY'S AN IDIOT, JIMMY.

378
00:20:55,083 --> 00:21:00,133
>> SAY, WHOSE AWESOME
HANDWRITING IS THIS?

379
00:21:00,208 --> 00:21:03,378
IT'S SO SMART AND NEATO.

380
00:21:03,458 --> 00:21:07,878
I BET IT WAS THE CUTE GUY IN THE
RED HAT.

381
00:21:07,958 --> 00:21:16,998
[CHATTERING]
>> NICE TO MEET YOU, DORK ED.

382
00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:20,173
MAN, YOU'RE SO DESPERATE.

383
00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:25,290
[LAUGHING]
[BELL RINGING]

384
00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:26,535
>> OH, YEAH?

385
00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:27,575
THINK I CARE?

386
00:21:27,667 --> 00:21:28,667
WHO NEEDS YOU.

387
00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:30,630
GO ON, BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT.

388
00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:32,748
I'M BULLET PROOF, BABY.

389
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,793
>> TROUBLE IN PARADISE, EDDY?

390
00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:36,455
OR SHOULD I SAY CARL?

391
00:21:36,542 --> 00:21:37,882
HUGO?

392
00:21:37,958 --> 00:21:41,248
OR IS IT SUZETTE?

393
00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:42,583
>> MY EDDY!

394
00:21:42,667 --> 00:21:44,077
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, MISTER?

395
00:21:44,167 --> 00:21:54,997
I HAVE BEEN WORRIED SICK ABOUT
YOU.

396
00:21:55,083 --> 00:21:58,083
>> FRIENDSHIP RESTORED.

397
00:21:58,167 --> 00:22:02,997
THANK GOODNESS FOR WATER-SOLUBLE
MARKERS.

398
00:22:08,042 --> 00:22:09,212
>> AND HE'S GOT BIG HAIR.

399
00:22:09,292 --> 00:22:10,832
WAIT TILL YOU MEET CARL, EDDY.

400
00:22:10,917 --> 00:22:12,037
HE'S FROM ECUADOR.

401
00:22:12,125 --> 00:22:13,825
FANCY.

402
00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:17,667
>> YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE,
ED.

403
00:22:26,167 --> 00:22:29,127
[WHISTLING]

404
00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:42,080
>> "ED, EDD, N EDDY!"
>> BBBBBB-YEAH.

405
00:22:42,167 --> 00:22:43,667
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