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>> BL-BL-BL-BL-BL YEAH!

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>> [PANTING]

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>> ED, BEHAVE.

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>> HA HA HA.

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>> SHH!

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>> [YAWN]
[POP]

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[TICKING SLOWLY]

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[BELL RINGS]

9
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]

10
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>> LISTEN UP.

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HERE'S THE PLAN.

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WE'RE BUSTING OUT OF THIS JOINT.

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>> BUSTING OUT?

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>> YEAH, BUSTING OUT.

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I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS SCHOOL
STUFF.

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GRAMMAR WHO'S-ITS, MATH
WHAT'S-ITS, SCIENCE, SOCIAL

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STUDIES, GEOGRAPHY.

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WHO CARES?!

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>> LOOK SHARP.

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TEACHER, GUYS.

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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
>> [GRUNTING]

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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
>> [GRUNTING]

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>> OK.

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HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.

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WHEN THE TEACHER TURNS AROUND...

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WE MAKE A RUN FOR IT.

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>> YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!

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>> SHH.

29
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>> THERE ARE SEVERE CONSEQUENCES
TO...SKIPPING SCHOOL.

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>> YEAH, EDDY.

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THE SCHOOL WILL TELL SARAH, AND
SARAH WILL TELL MOM, AND MOM

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WILL TELL DAD, AND DAD WILL JUST
SIT THERE AND WATCH TV!

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>> BUT JUST THINK OF IT, LUMPY.

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ALL DAY: MONSTER MOVIES, COMICS,
AND ALL THE GRAVY YOU CAN

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STOMACH.

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[SQUEAKING]
[DING]

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>> IT'S TOTALLY WORTH IT,
DOUBLE D!

38
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
>> OH, FOR GOODNESS' SAKE.

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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
>> OH, FOR GOODNESS' SAKE.

40
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YOU CAN'T JUST RUN FOR IT, EDDY.

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A SUCCESSFUL ESCAPE DURING
SCHOOL HOURS WILL TAKE CAREFUL

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PLANNING WITH FLAWLESS
EXECUTION.

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PLANNING I WANT NO PART OF.

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THANK YOU.

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>> OH, YES, YOU DO, OR ED HERE
IS GONNA WRITE YOUR LOCKER

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COMBINATION ON THE GIRLS'
BATHROOM WALL.

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>> YOU WOULDN'T DARE.

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[SNIFFING]
>> WHO SENT YOU?

49
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WHAT'D YOU HEAR?

50
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>> IT WASN'T ME, EDDY.

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HONEST.

52
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IT'S PLANK.

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HE WANTS TO ESCAPE, TOO!

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>> NO WAY, JOSE.

55
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>> PLANK SAYS HE'LL SQUEAL,
EDDY!

56
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>> WHY THAT DIRTY--LET ME AT
HIM!

57
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I'LL...I'LL...

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OK, FINE.

59
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BUT IF I HEAR ONE PEEP OUT OF
EITHER OF YOU, YOU'RE GONZO.

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>> I THINK I TINKLED, PLANK.

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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
>> [GRUNTING]

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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
>> [GRUNTING]

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>> COUNT ME IN.

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CURSE PHYSICAL EDUCATION.

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WE'LL RENDEZVOUS AT LUNCH HOUR.

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IT'S THE ONLY TIME WE CAN MOVE
FREELY ABOUT THE SCHOOL.

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SYNCHRONIZE YOUR WATCHES,
GENTLEMEN.

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>> WHAT WATCHES?

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>> AN OMEN, I'M SURE.

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[BELL RINGS]
>> [WHISTLING]

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[BELL RINGS]
>> [WHISTLING]

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[BELL RINGS]
>> [WHISTLING]

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[CAMERA CLICKING]
[CLANGING]

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[CAMERA CLICKING]
[CLANGING]

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[CAMERA CLICKING]
[CLANGING]

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[CAMERA CLICKING]
[CLANGING]

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>> HA HA HA!

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>> MOVE IT, MOVE IT.

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SO, HOW ARE WE BUSTING OUT OF
THIS BOOBY HATCH, PROFESSOR?

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>> PLANK SAYS IT'S A DRAGON,
RIGHT?

81
00:08:04,625 --> 00:08:10,075
>> A HAMBURGER BY ANY OTHER NAME
WOULD BE AS CHEESY.

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>> KEEP IT DOWN, NUMBSKULLS.

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WE'RE TRYING TO BE SNEAKY HERE.

84
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>> IS IT A HAMBURGER, EDDY?

85
00:08:15,708 --> 00:08:17,498
>> HARDLY, ED.

86
00:08:17,583 --> 00:08:21,043
I'VE CONSTRUCTED YOUR WINGED
WISH, YOUR SOARING SKEDADDLE,

87
00:08:21,125 --> 00:08:27,785
YOUR FLYING FLEE TO FREEDOM,
GENTLEMEN.

88
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>> WOW!

89
00:08:34,125 --> 00:08:36,915
>> WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT, GUYS?

90
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>> OK, BREAK IT UP.

91
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MOVE IT BEFORE THE SCREWS FIND
OUT WE'RE MISSING.

92
00:08:41,625 --> 00:08:51,575
OH, BOY, OH, BOY.

93
00:08:51,667 --> 00:08:58,127
OH, BOY, OH, BOY.

94
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>> UM, DOUBLE D.

95
00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:02,460
I WAS KIND OF WONDERING IF YOU'D
SIGN MY PETITION.

96
00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:05,422
IT'S FOR, LIKE, CUTER GUYS FOR
SCHOOL JANITORS.

97
00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:10,500
WOULDN'T THAT BE COOL?

98
00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:20,133
DOUBLE D.

99
00:09:20,208 --> 00:09:21,828
ARE YOU OK, DUDE?

100
00:09:21,917 --> 00:09:27,207
[SIREN]
>> WE'VE BEEN MADE!

101
00:09:27,042 --> 00:09:32,132
IT'S NOW OR NEVER, BOYS!

102
00:09:32,208 --> 00:09:33,168
>> WAIT!

103
00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:43,210
I'M NOT FINISHED!

104
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I'M NOT FINISHED!

105
00:09:53,250 --> 00:09:54,380
ABORT THE ESCAPE, EDDY.

106
00:09:54,458 --> 00:09:56,958
THIS CRAFT IS NOT YET AIR
WORTHY!

107
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[PANTING]
ABORT!

108
00:10:05,917 --> 00:10:08,077
>> WE'RE FREE, BABY!

109
00:10:08,167 --> 00:10:13,537
TO THE CUL-DE-SAC!

110
00:10:13,625 --> 00:10:14,875
>> PINCH ME, PLANK!

111
00:10:14,958 --> 00:10:16,998
WE'RE FUGITIVES!

112
00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:20,583
[ENGINE SPUTTERING]
>> DOUBLE D!

113
00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:22,577
WHAT'S HAPPENING?

114
00:10:22,667 --> 00:10:23,457
>> OH, DEAR.

115
00:10:23,542 --> 00:10:25,792
WE'RE LOSING ALTITUDE, EDDY!

116
00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:32,035
WE'RE CARRYING TOO MUCH WEIGHT.

117
00:10:32,125 --> 00:10:33,075
>> WHAT?

118
00:10:33,167 --> 00:10:35,127
>> NO OVERSIZED NOGGINS, JONNY.

119
00:10:35,208 --> 00:10:37,668
AIRLINE POLICIES.

120
00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:41,170
>> HEY, YOU!

121
00:10:41,250 --> 00:10:43,250
>> IT'S WORKING!

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DOUBLE D!

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00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:49,790
HA HA HA!

124
00:10:49,875 --> 00:10:51,205
>> MY NAME IS ED!

125
00:10:51,292 --> 00:10:52,672
FLY ME!

126
00:10:52,750 --> 00:11:02,080
>> AAH!

127
00:11:02,167 --> 00:11:07,417
[BELL RINGS]
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

128
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,000
>> LET'S GO TO MY PLACE FOR AN
AFTER-SCHOOL SNACK.

129
00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:11,963
>> SOUNDS COOL, KEVIN.

130
00:11:12,042 --> 00:11:13,382
>> ROLF WILL JOIN YOU.

131
00:11:13,458 --> 00:11:18,248
>> 3's A CROWD, DUDE.

132
00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:20,423
>> ARE WE FREE YET?

133
00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:23,040
>> THIS IS YOUR FAULT, SOCKHEAD.

134
00:11:23,125 --> 00:11:26,125
>> WHAT WAS I THINKING, EDDY?

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00:11:26,208 --> 00:11:28,078
OHH...

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00:11:43,958 --> 00:11:48,998
[MICROPHONE SQUEAKING]
>> [HUMMING]

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00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:51,713
>> YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CHANCE THIS
YEAR, DOUBLE D.

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00:11:51,792 --> 00:11:54,082
PLANK'S BEEN TRAINING.

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00:11:54,167 --> 00:11:54,827
HA HA HA!

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00:11:54,917 --> 00:11:59,957
>> W-O-T-H.

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00:12:00,042 --> 00:12:01,212
RESPUCK.

142
00:12:01,292 --> 00:12:03,582
>> I CAN'T FEEL MY TOES ANYMORE,
ROLF.

143
00:12:03,667 --> 00:12:05,247
WE'VE BEEN PRACTICING FOR HOURS.

144
00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:08,673
>> WHAT PRAYER DOES ROLF HAVE
AGAINST THIS, THIS...

145
00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:11,040
TOO SMART FOR HIS HEART ED BOY?

146
00:12:11,125 --> 00:12:13,205
>> YES, WELL, GOOD LUCK,
GENTLEMEN.

147
00:12:13,292 --> 00:12:19,332
I'M SURE ALL WILL BE WELL.

148
00:12:19,417 --> 00:12:22,457
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT POOR
DEFENSELESS DICTIONARY?

149
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:23,962
>> WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE?

150
00:12:24,042 --> 00:12:26,172
ED'S CRAMMING FOR THE SPELLING
BEE.

151
00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:28,000
FEELING SMARTER, ED?

152
00:12:28,083 --> 00:12:29,213
>> WHAT?

153
00:12:29,292 --> 00:12:32,002
>> AS PROUD AS I AM THAT ED
DECIDED TO PARTICIPATE, I FEAR

154
00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:35,583
THE COMPETITION MAY BE A TAD
OVER HIS, UM, HEAD?

155
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:38,917
>> AH, DON'T YOU WORRY YOUR
LITTLE EGGHEAD ABOUT ED, 'CAUSE

156
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:42,830
YOU'LL BE GOING DOWN IN THE
THIRD ROUND, RIGHT?

157
00:12:42,917 --> 00:12:44,957
>> I BEG YOUR PARDON?

158
00:12:45,042 --> 00:12:47,332
>> I MADE A BIG BET WITH KEV
THAT MONOBROW IS GONNA WIN IN

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THE THIRD.

160
00:12:49,083 --> 00:12:52,133
SO STICK AROUND A ROUND OR TWO
SO IT LOOKS GOOD.

161
00:12:52,208 --> 00:12:53,078
THEN BAM!

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00:12:53,167 --> 00:12:56,537
TAKE A DIVE.

163
00:12:56,625 --> 00:12:58,285
>> SURELY YOU JEST, EDDY.

164
00:12:58,375 --> 00:13:01,625
HOW COULD YOU ASK ME TO
DISENGAGE THE RULES OF LITERACY,

165
00:13:01,708 --> 00:13:04,748
TO SQUANDER THE VALUES OF
SCHOLASTIC TRADITION, TO SPIT

166
00:13:04,833 --> 00:13:08,003
UPON THE VERY FOUNDATIONS OF
WHAT OUR LANGUAGE IS BUILT ON?

167
00:13:08,083 --> 00:13:11,043
>> SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU WON'T DO
IT?

168
00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:15,285
>> WHAT?

169
00:13:15,375 --> 00:13:21,285
[APPLAUSE]
>> GOOD EVENING.

170
00:13:21,375 --> 00:13:25,415
[MICROPHONE SQUEAKING]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DUDES AND

171
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:29,460
BABES, WELCOME TO THE EIGHTH
ANNUAL PEACH CREEK SPELLING BEE.

172
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:35,502
[APPLAUSE]
LET'S BEGIN, SHALL WE?

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00:13:35,583 --> 00:13:42,673
DOUBLE D, YOUR WORD TO SPELL IS
CERE...CERE-AB...

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00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:45,670
>> NAZZ, ARE YOU PRONOUNCING
"CEREBRAL"?

175
00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:46,500
>> YEAH, DUDE.

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00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:48,133
TOTALLY.

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00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:53,168
[APPLAUSE]
>> CEREBRAL.

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00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,670
C-E-R-E-B-R-A-L.

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00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:57,880
CEREBRAL.

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00:13:57,958 --> 00:13:59,328
>> THAT'S CORRECT.

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00:13:59,417 --> 00:14:00,167
>> AAH!

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00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:02,540
I'M RUINED, TAPPED OUT, BUSTED!

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00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:04,745
>> UH...

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00:14:04,833 --> 00:14:05,883
PLANK?

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00:14:05,958 --> 00:14:07,208
OK.

186
00:14:07,042 --> 00:14:11,292
YOUR WORD IS DECI...DECIDA...

187
00:14:11,375 --> 00:14:12,575
DECIDI...

188
00:14:12,667 --> 00:14:13,877
>> PARDON ME ONCE AGAIN.

189
00:14:13,958 --> 00:14:16,208
DO YOU MEAN "DECIDUOUS"?

190
00:14:16,042 --> 00:14:17,212
>> YEAH, THAT'S IT.

191
00:14:17,292 --> 00:14:26,712
THANKS.

192
00:14:26,792 --> 00:14:29,462
[BUZZER]
OH, SORRY, DUDE.

193
00:14:29,542 --> 00:14:31,002
YOU RAN OUT OF TIME.

194
00:14:31,083 --> 00:14:33,293
>> WHAT ARE YOU, DEAF?

195
00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:34,535
HE GOT IT RIGHT!

196
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:36,415
I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU.

197
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:39,330
WOOD-HATER.

198
00:14:39,417 --> 00:14:41,457
>> BOY, THAT WAS CREEPY.

199
00:14:41,542 --> 00:14:50,792
NEXT IS ROLF, AND YOUR WORD IS,
UM, COL...ON...I...

200
00:14:50,875 --> 00:14:52,535
>> COLONIAL?

201
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:55,705
>> RIGHT ON, DOUBLE D.

202
00:14:55,792 --> 00:15:01,922
[APPLAUSE]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]

203
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:07,000
>> ROLF'S MIND GOT BLANK.

204
00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:16,253
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
COLONIAL.

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00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:17,383
POPPYCOCK!

206
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:20,538
CURSE THIS MONKEY RITUAL OF
ENGLISH WORDS!

207
00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:23,955
[SPARSE APPLAUSE]
THANK YOU, NANA!

208
00:15:24,042 --> 00:15:26,212
>> UM, ED.

209
00:15:26,042 --> 00:15:30,792
YOUR WORD TO SPELL IS
EEK-TO-PLA-ASM?

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00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:33,165
>> [SIGH]
ECTOPLASM?

211
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,330
>> I THINK SO.

212
00:15:35,417 --> 00:15:36,827
>> OH, MAN.

213
00:15:36,917 --> 00:15:43,417
>> GET READY TO COUGH UP, LOSER,
'CAUSE MY BOAT JUST CAME IN.

214
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:44,380
>> OH, OH!

215
00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:45,248
I KNOW!

216
00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:47,923
I SAW IT IN A MOVIE ONCE.

217
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,330
ECTOPLASM.

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00:15:49,417 --> 00:15:54,247
E-C-T-O-P-L-A-S-M.

219
00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:57,003
ECTOPLASM.

220
00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:58,883
[DING DING]
>> CORRECT.

221
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:03,918
[APPLAUSE AND WHISTLING]
AWESOME!

222
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,500
YOU TWO ARE, LIKE, TIED.

223
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:09,633
>> LOOKS LIKE THAT BOAT'S ON THE
OTHER FOOT, HUH, KEV?

224
00:16:09,708 --> 00:16:11,458
>> COME ON, DOUBLE DWEEB.

225
00:16:11,542 --> 00:16:13,002
YOU PULL THROUGH, MAN.

226
00:16:13,083 --> 00:16:14,383
>> OK, DOUBLE D.

227
00:16:14,458 --> 00:16:17,788
YOUR FINAL WORD IS "GRAVY."

228
00:16:17,875 --> 00:16:19,495
HEY, I GOT IT.

229
00:16:19,583 --> 00:16:21,673
>> BETTER LUCK NEXT YEAR, ED.

230
00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:25,630
[APPLAUSE]
AHEM.

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00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:26,628
GRAVY.

232
00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:29,208
G-R-A-V-I.

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00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:30,332
NO, Y!

234
00:16:30,417 --> 00:16:33,037
"Y" IS WHAT I MEANT TO SAY.

235
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:34,245
>> OH, DUDE.

236
00:16:34,333 --> 00:16:35,713
YOU KNOW THE RULES.

237
00:16:35,792 --> 00:16:37,672
OVER TO YOU, ED.

238
00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:43,080
CAN YOU SPELL GRAVY?

239
00:16:43,167 --> 00:16:44,207
>> GRAVY.

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00:16:44,042 --> 00:16:46,082
G-R-A-V-Y.

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00:16:46,167 --> 00:16:47,077
GRAVY.

242
00:16:47,167 --> 00:16:48,127
YUM.

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00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:51,288
[APPLAUSE]
>> THIS YEAR'S WINNER OF THE

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PEACH CREEK SPELLING BEE IS ED!

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[CAMERAS CLICKING]
>> SURE STINKS TO LOSE, HUH,

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KEV?

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>> YOU'D KNOW, DOOFUS.

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MAN, HAVE YOU LOST IT.

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I LOST A BUNDLE ON YOU, DOUBLE
HAS-BEEN.

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>> KEV, WAIT UP.

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>> WOOD-HATER.

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>> WOOD-HATER.

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[OWL HOOTS]
[BELL RINGS]

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>> YOU SEE NOTHING, DOUBLE D.

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>> ED, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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>> UH-OH.

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>> THERE YOU ARE.

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OK, SMARTY-PANTS.

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JIMMY WANTS TO KNOW IF "X" IS
"Y," HOW MUCH IS "P"?

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>> SARAH ASKING ED FOR ACADEMIC
ASSISTANCE?

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>> 25 CENTS OR FLUNK, SQUIRTS.

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>> OH, NEVER YOU MIND HIM.

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I'LL BE GLAD TO ASSIST YOU BOTH
FREE OF CHARGE.

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>> YEAH, RIGHT, MR. I CAN'T EVEN
SPELL GRAVY.

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>> HEH HEH HEH HEH!

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>> UH-HUH.

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UH-HUH.

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YES, WELL, TO "P" OR NOT TO "P".

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THAT IS THE QUESTION.

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>> THAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING
I'VE HEARD.

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>> SAYS YOU.

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>> GIVE ME MY QUARTER BACK, YOU
FATHEAD!

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>> SARAH, SARAH, WAIT.

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ED'S RIGHT.

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>> IF YOU TAKE THE "P" OUT OF
THE EQUATION, THE DIFFERENCE IS

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THE ANSWER.

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>> HE'S MINE!

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I SAW HIM FIRST!

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HA HA HA!

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>> GO, BRAIN, GO, BRAIN, GO!

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[BELL RINGS]
>> MAN, AM I GLAD IT'S STUDY

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PERIOD.

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LIKE, I GOT SO MUCH HOMEWORK TO
DO, IT AIN'T FUNNY 'CAUSE I'M,

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LIKE, TOTALLY WORKING OUT.

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>> YEAH.

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I HEARD YOU THE FIRST 4 TIMES,
KEVIN.

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>> STEP RIGHT UP, FOLKS, AND
BEHOLD--ED!

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THAT'S ONE "D," NOT TWO.

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THIS EGGHEAD EL GRANDE SHALL DOT
YOUR T's AND CROSS YOUR I's AND

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GET YOU A's AND THAT'S NO LIE.

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JUST 25 CENTS PER QUESTION.

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CHEAP.

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>> EDDY, THIS IS HAPPENSTANCE AT
BEST.

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>> WHAT?

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LIKE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO LISTEN TO
YOU?

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BURNOUT.

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I'M IN.

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I'VE GOT SOME HOMEWORK THAT
NEEDS DOING.

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>> HELLO.

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ROLF REQUIRES ASSISTANCE, YES?

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>> I COULD USE SOME HELP, TOO.

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WELL, MAYBE A LOT.

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>> OH, DEAR.

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CERTAINLY THERE'S SOMETHING I
CAN DO.

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[TICKING]
LOCKED?

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HELLO?

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ANYONE?

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[GRUNTING]
>> MAY I AID YOU?

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AS I AM A GOOD SPELLER.

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SEE?

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P-U-L-L.

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PULL.

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>> EGGHEAD ED HELPED YOU.

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COUGH UP A QUARTER.

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>> [SIGH]
I REMINISCE THOSE DAYS WHEN IT

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WAS MY INTELLECT YOU EXPLOITED
FOR YOUR OWN MONETARY GAIN,

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EDDY.

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ALAS, THEY'RE JUST BITTERSWEET
MEMORIES NOW.

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>> YEAH, YEAH.

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JUST LET ME SEE THE CASH,
HAMLET.

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[CASH REGISTER RINGS]
HA HA HA HA!

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I'M RICH!

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CANDY STORE, HERE I COME!

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>> WAIT FOR EGGHEAD ED, EDDY!

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>> HA HA HA!

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WHAT?

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>> WE FLUNKED OUT!

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>> ALL F's.

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>> WE GOT RIPPED OFF!

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>> WE FAILED EVERYTHING.

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>> WOE IS ME.

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>> EGGHEAD ED'S A FAKE.

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>> HE'S JUST PLAIN STUPID!

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>> LOOK!

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THERE HE IS!

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>> RUN AWAY!

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>> A LESSON MUST BE TAUGHT!

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[SHOUTING]
>> FENCE!

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>> WE WANT OUR MONEY!

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[SHOUTING]
>> SURE STINKS TO LOSE, HUH,

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DORKY?

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>> HOLD IT!

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I EARNED THAT FAIR AND SQUARE!

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DOUBLE D, DO SOMETHING, WILL
YOU?

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>> WHY NOT ASK EGGHEAD ED?

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>> BREADSTICKS HURT MY GUMS.

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>> [CHUCKLING]
>> WAIT UP, EVERYBODY!

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LET'S SPLIT THE CASH, OK?

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>> ED, I WANT YOU TO KNOW I'M
VERY PROUD OF YOU AND YOUR

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PERFORMANCE AT THE SPELLING BEE.

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[GRUNTING]
>> COOKIES AT MY HOUSE, DOUBLE

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D, WITH LOTS OF MAYONNAISE.

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>> THAT'S NOT REALLY NECESSARY,
ED.

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>> HELLO?

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ANYBODY THERE?

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>> GOT YOU THIS TIME.

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WOOD-HATER.

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>> JONNY.

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YOU SCARED ME.

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>> AW, WHO COULD STAY MAD AT
YOU?

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YOU WANT TO HOLD HANDS?

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>> UGH!

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IN YOUR DREAMS.

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>> WHAT?

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YOU HATE BALD KIDS, TOO?

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>> ED, EDD N' EDDY!

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>> BL-BL-BL-BL-BL YEAH!

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