1 00:00:01,667 --> 00:00:07,667 [WHISTLING] 2 00:00:07,750 --> 00:00:11,880 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 3 00:00:28,042 --> 00:00:30,462 >> BBBBB, YEAH! 4 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:51,750 [SQUEAKING] >> COMMENCING BACK TO SCHOOL 5 00:00:51,833 --> 00:00:52,833 SIMULATION. 6 00:00:52,917 --> 00:00:54,787 AND...TIME. 7 00:00:54,875 --> 00:01:04,915 [TICKING] UNH! 8 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:16,580 [TICKING] UNH! 9 00:01:16,667 --> 00:01:26,627 [DING] THE PAPER CLIPS. 10 00:01:26,708 --> 00:01:36,498 [DING] THE PAPER CLIPS. 11 00:01:36,583 --> 00:01:39,253 I'VE FORGOTTEN THE PAPER CLIPS! 12 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:41,833 OH, CURSE THOSE MONTHS OF UNREGIMENTED SUMMER 13 00:01:41,917 --> 00:01:48,127 IRRATIONALITY! 14 00:01:48,208 --> 00:01:54,578 [SIGHS] I'M SLOPPY, SLOPPY, SLOPPY. 15 00:01:54,667 --> 00:01:56,037 JULY? 16 00:01:56,125 --> 00:01:58,625 COULDN'T BE. 17 00:01:58,708 --> 00:02:02,078 WE SHOULD BE IN FALL! 18 00:02:02,167 --> 00:02:04,247 SHOULDN'T WE? 19 00:02:04,333 --> 00:02:06,753 >> TOO HOT FOR YOU, ROLF? 20 00:02:06,833 --> 00:02:08,383 [SPLASH] HA HA! 21 00:02:08,458 --> 00:02:09,628 BETTER COOL OFF, BRO! 22 00:02:09,708 --> 00:02:11,458 >> OKEY-DOKEY! 23 00:02:11,542 --> 00:02:14,042 PREPARE FOR ROAST WATER-LADEN BOVINE BLADDER! 24 00:02:14,125 --> 00:02:14,995 >> HA HA HA! 25 00:02:15,083 --> 00:02:16,923 >> WHIZ, WHIZ, IT'S TIME TO WHAZ! 26 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,880 WHIZ, WHIZ, IT'S TIME TO WHAZ! 27 00:02:18,958 --> 00:02:20,078 >> WHEE! 28 00:02:20,167 --> 00:02:21,667 SPRINKLE FUN! 29 00:02:21,750 --> 00:02:24,170 >> I LOVE GETTING SPRINKLED, SARAH! 30 00:02:24,250 --> 00:02:27,540 >> BUT JUST YESTERDAY, THE AIR WAS COOL, THE LEAVES HAD TURNED 31 00:02:27,625 --> 00:02:28,705 COLOR. 32 00:02:28,792 --> 00:02:31,382 IS THAT BARBEQUE I SMELL? 33 00:02:31,458 --> 00:02:33,038 >> HA HA HA! 34 00:02:33,125 --> 00:02:35,495 >> UNH! 35 00:02:35,583 --> 00:02:36,793 >> THAT'S RIGHT, SOCK HEAD. 36 00:02:36,875 --> 00:02:38,665 NOW, GET OUT THERE AND DRUM UP SOME BUSINESS. 37 00:02:38,750 --> 00:02:43,710 >> READY FOR SIZZLING, BOSS! 38 00:02:43,792 --> 00:02:49,332 [MOTOR WHIRRING] UH-OH. 39 00:02:49,417 --> 00:02:51,077 OUT OF BURGERS, BOSS. 40 00:02:51,167 --> 00:02:53,167 >> SO GET SOME MORE. 41 00:02:53,250 --> 00:02:54,880 WHAT?! 42 00:02:54,958 --> 00:02:56,078 HEE HEE HEE! 43 00:02:56,167 --> 00:02:59,787 >> EXCUSE ME, EDDY, BUT I'M A TRIFLE CONFUSED. 44 00:02:59,875 --> 00:03:01,625 >> BURGERS 25 CENTS. 45 00:03:01,708 --> 00:03:03,168 EDDY'S SUMMER BARBEQUE. 46 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:04,040 GOT IT? 47 00:03:04,125 --> 00:03:04,915 NOW, MOVE IT. 48 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:05,920 WE NEED CUSTOMERS. 49 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,210 >> GOT BEEF, EDDY! 50 00:03:07,292 --> 00:03:10,882 HA HA HA! 51 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:13,458 >> ATTABOY, LUMPY! 52 00:03:13,542 --> 00:03:19,252 >> CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 53 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:22,923 >> NICE HAMBURGER COSTUME...NOT! 54 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:26,250 PLANK SAYS HALLOWEEN'S A LONG WAYS AWAY, DOUBLE-D. 55 00:03:26,333 --> 00:03:29,043 >> UH, HOW CAN PLANK BE SURE, JONNY? 56 00:03:29,125 --> 00:03:30,995 DO YOU KNOW WHAT MONTH THIS IS? 57 00:03:31,083 --> 00:03:32,003 >> WHA? 58 00:03:32,083 --> 00:03:33,833 WELL, HEY, JONNY! 59 00:03:33,917 --> 00:03:38,827 WHAT WILL IT BE THERE, HUNGRY HUMBER? 60 00:03:38,917 --> 00:03:41,667 >> ONE VEGGIE BURGER FOR ME, EDDY, AND PLANK WILL HAVE TWO 61 00:03:41,750 --> 00:03:46,420 BEEF WITH LOTS OF ONIONS. 62 00:03:49,250 --> 00:03:58,420 [MACHINERY PULSATING] >> A DOMESTIC HEAT ENCLOSURE? 63 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:21,125 A LATEX-BASED PIGMENT? 64 00:04:21,208 --> 00:04:25,458 [BIRD CHIRPING] OF ALL THE DISHONEST, 65 00:04:25,542 --> 00:04:27,002 FALSE-HEARTED... 66 00:04:27,083 --> 00:04:29,043 >> GET THEM WHILE THEY'RE SIZZLING! 67 00:04:29,125 --> 00:04:31,825 >> WITH RAW GROUND CHUCK, ED BOY, COOKED RARE LIKE PAPA'S 68 00:04:31,917 --> 00:04:34,667 CHAFED ELBOWS. 69 00:04:34,750 --> 00:04:38,130 [CHING] >> YOU'RE TRYING TO FOOL 70 00:04:38,208 --> 00:04:43,078 EVERYONE INTO THINKING IT'S STILL SUMMER, AREN'T-- 71 00:04:43,167 --> 00:04:44,037 >> SUMMER? 72 00:04:44,125 --> 00:04:44,915 WHAT? 73 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,170 HELLO? 74 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:51,380 >> UH, HE SAID SUMMER'S SUPERSWEET. 75 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:52,918 ZIP IT, BLABBERMOUTH. 76 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,880 YOU'RE GONNA BLOW OUR CASH COW. 77 00:04:54,958 --> 00:04:57,998 IF SUMMER NEVER ENDS, SCHOOL WILL NEVER START, AND IF SCHOOL 78 00:04:58,083 --> 00:05:01,253 NEVER STARTS, IT'S ENDLESS SCAMMING, BROTHER. 79 00:05:01,333 --> 00:05:03,083 [WIND BLOWS] >> AAH! 80 00:05:03,167 --> 00:05:06,037 I'M C-COLD, SARAH. 81 00:05:06,125 --> 00:05:08,785 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 82 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:12,245 >> OH. 83 00:05:12,333 --> 00:05:13,463 >> NO BIG DEAL! 84 00:05:13,542 --> 00:05:21,042 GET THEM WHILE THEY'RE HOT! 85 00:05:21,125 --> 00:05:22,075 >> HEY! 86 00:05:22,167 --> 00:05:23,247 HELP, SARAH! 87 00:05:23,333 --> 00:05:25,633 >> JIMMY! 88 00:05:25,708 --> 00:05:28,498 >> COME BACK! 89 00:05:28,583 --> 00:05:37,713 >> UNH! 90 00:05:37,792 --> 00:05:48,462 >> WHAT IS WITH THIS WEIRD WEATHER? 91 00:05:48,542 --> 00:05:50,632 >> SEPTEMBER? 92 00:05:50,708 --> 00:05:51,498 IT AIN'T SUMMER. 93 00:05:51,583 --> 00:05:53,133 IT'S FALL, MAN! 94 00:05:53,208 --> 00:05:55,788 SOMEBODY SWIPED OUR CALENDARS. 95 00:05:55,875 --> 00:05:56,995 >> SONAMAGUN! 96 00:05:57,083 --> 00:05:58,543 NIPPLY KEVIN SPEAKS THE TRUTH! 97 00:05:58,625 --> 00:05:59,995 >> CHECK IT OUT, BUDDY! 98 00:06:00,083 --> 00:06:01,503 WE MISSED LABOR DAY. 99 00:06:01,583 --> 00:06:05,083 PLANK'S FREAKING OUT! 100 00:06:05,167 --> 00:06:08,127 >> SO DOESN'T SCHOOL, LIKE, START TOMORROW? 101 00:06:08,208 --> 00:06:09,918 >> SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW?! 102 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,630 PENCILS, PAPERS! 103 00:06:11,708 --> 00:06:13,708 >> BINDERS, PLANK, BINDERS! 104 00:06:13,792 --> 00:06:15,002 >> I GOT TO PLAN MY LUNCHES. 105 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:17,003 >> I'M SO NOT READY! 106 00:06:17,083 --> 00:06:18,923 >> I STILL HAVE LAST YEAR'S CLOTHES! 107 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,130 [SCREAMING] >> FORGET ABOUT STUPID SCHOOL! 108 00:06:21,208 --> 00:06:23,248 IT'S SUMMER, I TELL YOU! 109 00:06:23,333 --> 00:06:26,463 >> DOUBLE-D EDD BOY! 110 00:06:26,542 --> 00:06:29,002 ROLF, KNOWS OF YOUR PECULIAR, PERSNICKETY WAYS. 111 00:06:29,083 --> 00:06:31,833 SURELY YOU HAVE STORED SUPPLIES FOR THE UPCOMING MONTHS OF 112 00:06:31,917 --> 00:06:34,037 INSTRUCTIONAL HARDSHIP! 113 00:06:34,125 --> 00:06:37,035 THE EDD BOY DWELLING! 114 00:06:37,125 --> 00:06:38,705 OF COURSE! 115 00:06:38,792 --> 00:06:42,042 [LAUGHING AND YELLING] >> BINDERS, BUDDY! 116 00:06:42,125 --> 00:06:43,705 >> STAMPEDE! 117 00:06:43,792 --> 00:06:45,132 >> CEASE, DESIST! 118 00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:53,458 THAT'S PRIVATE PROPERTY! 119 00:06:53,542 --> 00:06:59,542 [ALL TALKING AT ONCE] >> GOOD LORD! 120 00:06:59,625 --> 00:07:02,205 YOU DIDN'T EVEN WIPE YOUR FEET! 121 00:07:02,042 --> 00:07:08,422 [CHEERING] >> DOUBLE-D's GIVING STUFF AWAY, 122 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:18,960 EDDY! 123 00:07:19,042 --> 00:07:21,462 >> WHAT'S THIS ABOUT YOU GIVING STUFF AWAY? 124 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:24,172 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COMPETE WITH THAT? 125 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:29,170 >> MY SCHOOL SUPPLIES...GONE, PILLAGED, PLUNDERED. 126 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:32,630 IT CAN'T BE! 127 00:07:32,708 --> 00:07:38,288 [ROOSTER CROWS] IT CAN'T BE! 128 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:40,915 A HIGHLIGHTER PEN? 129 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,750 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE NOTES WITH A HIGHLIGHTER? 130 00:07:43,833 --> 00:07:46,003 >> DOUBLE-D, CAN I HAVE YOUR HAT? 131 00:07:46,083 --> 00:07:47,173 >> OH, SURE! 132 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,460 WHY NOT? 133 00:07:48,542 --> 00:07:52,002 WHY WOULD I NEED A HAT WHEN SCHOOL IS NOW TOTALLY OUT OF THE 134 00:07:52,083 --> 00:07:54,463 QUESTION?! 135 00:07:54,542 --> 00:07:57,502 [MUTTERING] WAIT. 136 00:07:57,583 --> 00:07:59,633 YOU STILL HAVE IT, DON'T YOU? 137 00:07:59,708 --> 00:08:01,288 FROM YOUR PARENTS, YES. 138 00:08:01,375 --> 00:08:03,165 THE BACK TO SCHOOL SALE COUPON? 139 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:06,420 >> HAVEN'T A CLUE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, DOUBLE-D. 140 00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:11,210 ALL I GOT IS A BACK TO SCHOOL SALE COUPON FROM MY PARENTS. 141 00:08:11,042 --> 00:08:13,292 >> THAT STUPID THING'S WORTHLESS. 142 00:08:13,375 --> 00:08:16,375 THE SIGNS ARE AS PLAIN AS THAT GAP IN YOUR TEETH, SOCK HEAD. 143 00:08:16,458 --> 00:08:20,248 SCHOOL AIN'T MEANT TO BE BECAUSE IT'S SUMMER, BABY! 144 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:23,213 >> ED, PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU. 145 00:08:23,042 --> 00:08:25,712 I CAN'T BE AT AN ACADEMIC DISADVANTAGE. 146 00:08:25,792 --> 00:08:27,002 OHH! 147 00:08:27,083 --> 00:08:28,383 OUCH! 148 00:08:28,458 --> 00:08:32,458 WITHOUT MY SCHOOL SUPPLIES, MY GRADES ARE SURE TO PLUMMET. 149 00:08:32,542 --> 00:08:36,082 THAT COUPON YOU'RE FLOSSING WITH CAN PROCURE THE SUPPLIES NEEDED 150 00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:41,207 TO CROSS THE DESOLATE DESERT OF SCHOLASTIC LEARNING! 151 00:08:41,292 --> 00:08:42,962 >> OH, PU-LEASE! 152 00:08:43,042 --> 00:08:45,752 >> SOUNDS GOOD TO ME, WHATEVER YOU JUST SAID. 153 00:08:45,833 --> 00:08:47,003 >> OH! 154 00:08:47,083 --> 00:08:48,043 QUICKLY, ED. 155 00:08:48,125 --> 00:08:49,995 WE HAVE SHOPPING TO DO! 156 00:08:50,083 --> 00:08:51,833 >> OH, COME ON, GUYS! 157 00:08:51,917 --> 00:08:53,747 FORGET SCHOOL, WILL YOU? 158 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:57,423 SUMMER AIN'T OVER! 159 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:59,750 BRR. 160 00:09:04,208 --> 00:09:05,458 >> ED. 161 00:09:05,542 --> 00:09:09,422 YOU'D HAVE MUCH LESS BRUISING IF YOU'D GO AROUND THE DOOR. 162 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:12,880 OH, AND DON'T FORGET THE PAPER CLIPS. 163 00:09:12,958 --> 00:09:14,038 >> HA HA HA! 164 00:09:14,125 --> 00:09:15,535 WILL YOU QUIT WASTING YOUR TIME? 165 00:09:15,625 --> 00:09:19,165 THINK OF THE SCAMS WE COULD BE PULLING RIGHT NOW. 166 00:09:19,250 --> 00:09:22,500 >> TIME IS ONE THING I CANNOT AFFORD TO WASTE, EDDY. 167 00:09:22,583 --> 00:09:24,963 TOMORROW IS THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL, AND I WILL 168 00:09:25,042 --> 00:09:29,382 ENTHUSIASTICALLY EMBRACE THE JUBILATION OF ITS MORNING BELL. 169 00:09:29,458 --> 00:09:31,328 >> ALL DONE, DOUBLE-D. 170 00:09:31,417 --> 00:09:32,877 >> BRAVO, ED! 171 00:09:32,958 --> 00:09:36,208 YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE BURDEN LIFTED FROM MY NONEXISTENT 172 00:09:36,292 --> 00:09:38,132 SHOULDERS. 173 00:09:38,208 --> 00:09:45,328 >> FOR YOU, ONE BAG OF PANCAKE MIX, ONE BLENDER, ONE 174 00:09:45,417 --> 00:09:48,997 STEPPITY-STEP, AND A PENCIL. 175 00:09:49,083 --> 00:09:52,463 >> ED, THAT PENCIL IS RIDDLED WITH TEETH MARKS. 176 00:09:52,542 --> 00:09:54,212 >> WHY, THANK YOU! 177 00:09:54,042 --> 00:09:57,382 >> WELL, GOOD LUCK WIT THOSE NEW SUPPLIES, EGGHEAD, BUT SUMMER'S 178 00:09:57,458 --> 00:10:00,668 STILL ON IN MY BOOKS. 179 00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:04,460 LUMPY AND ME ARE GONNA SQUEEZE EVERY BIT OF FUN OUT OF IT. 180 00:10:04,542 --> 00:10:07,172 SCHOOL AIN'T COOL, RIGHT MONOBROW? 181 00:10:07,250 --> 00:10:09,130 >> SQUEEZE ME, EDDY! 182 00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:10,248 >> IN YOUR DREAMS, ED. 183 00:10:10,333 --> 00:10:13,333 HA HA HA! 184 00:10:13,417 --> 00:10:17,747 >> ONE MUST DO WITH WHAT ONE HAS, I SUPPOSE. 185 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,625 >> HA HA HA! 186 00:10:26,708 --> 00:10:28,578 >> HA HA HA! 187 00:10:28,667 --> 00:10:31,207 >> HOO HOO HOO! 188 00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:44,170 [SQUEAKING] WHERE IS EVERYBODY? 189 00:10:44,250 --> 00:10:46,170 SLEEPING ALREADY? 190 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:52,580 HEY, GET UP AND HAVE SOME FUN AT ED'S SUMMER WATER TIME FUN PARK! 191 00:10:52,667 --> 00:10:56,537 ONLY 25 CENTS! 192 00:10:56,625 --> 00:10:59,375 >> DON'T YOU THINK IT'S BEST YOU GET SOME REST? 193 00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:02,958 AFTER ALL, SLEEPING IN IS A THING OF THE PAST. 194 00:11:03,042 --> 00:11:06,332 IT'S AN EARLY START TO A BRAND-NEW DAY, GENTLEMEN. 195 00:11:06,417 --> 00:11:07,917 NIGHTY-NIGHT. 196 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,540 >> WAIT! 197 00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:12,205 HOW CAN YOU GO TO BED WHEN THE GOOD TIMES ARE HAPPENING RIGHT 198 00:11:12,292 --> 00:11:14,332 HERE, RIGHT NOW? 199 00:11:14,417 --> 00:11:16,037 RIGHT, ED? 200 00:11:16,125 --> 00:11:20,035 >> I C-CAN'T FEEL MY L-LEGS, EDDY! 201 00:11:20,125 --> 00:11:21,285 >> SEE? 202 00:11:21,375 --> 00:11:23,165 FORGET THEM, LUMPY. 203 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:24,130 COME ON! 204 00:11:24,208 --> 00:11:24,878 RACE YOU! 205 00:11:24,958 --> 00:11:27,828 GERONIMO! 206 00:11:27,917 --> 00:11:29,417 >> TORPEDO AWAY! 207 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:31,580 HA HA HA! 208 00:11:31,667 --> 00:11:33,287 STOP, EDDY! 209 00:11:33,375 --> 00:11:38,035 >> OW! 210 00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:41,705 [CRASH] >> WAIT FOR ME, EDDY! 211 00:11:41,792 --> 00:11:43,542 >> DOUBLE-D! 212 00:11:43,625 --> 00:11:44,995 WHAT DID I TELL YOU? 213 00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:48,543 SUMMERTIME GOOD TIMES ARE WET! 214 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,125 GOOD TIMES. 215 00:11:50,208 --> 00:11:51,828 YEP. 216 00:11:51,917 --> 00:11:55,247 >> PERHAPS SCHOOL WILL ALLOW YOU TWO THE OPPORTUNITY TO IMPROVE 217 00:11:55,333 --> 00:11:57,673 YOUR CONSTRUCTION SKILLS. 218 00:11:57,750 --> 00:12:00,040 SWEET DREAMS. 219 00:12:00,125 --> 00:12:08,625 [OWL HOOTING] [ROOSTER CROWING] 220 00:12:08,708 --> 00:12:13,628 [BELLS JINGLING] [WHEEL SQUEAKING] 221 00:12:13,708 --> 00:12:15,788 [GOAT BLEATING] >> ROLF HAD TO USE A TROWEL TO 222 00:12:15,875 --> 00:12:19,165 BREAK AWAY ROLF'S EYE CRUSTATION THIS MORNING. 223 00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:22,250 >> THANK YOU FOR SHARING THAT, ROLF. 224 00:12:22,333 --> 00:12:25,753 >> ED, WAKE UP! 225 00:12:25,833 --> 00:12:28,753 >> RACE YOU TO SCHOOL, KEVIN! 226 00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:31,133 >> RIGHT NOW, I'M JUST CRUISING. 227 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:33,788 >> GOOD MORNING, GENTLEMEN. 228 00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:36,075 I'VE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF CLEANING AND PRESSING YOUR 229 00:12:36,167 --> 00:12:37,167 SCHOOL ATTIRE. 230 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,880 NO THANKS ARE NECESSARY. 231 00:12:39,958 --> 00:12:47,248 >> HEE HEE HEE! 232 00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:50,833 >> THE DAYS OF RECKONING ARE UPON US, HALF-NAKED ED BOYS. 233 00:12:50,917 --> 00:12:54,997 IT IS HERE THAT WE SHALL BE MERCILESSLY JUDGED. 234 00:12:55,083 --> 00:12:57,003 >> THIS STINKS! 235 00:12:57,083 --> 00:12:58,383 >> TIME FOR SCHOOL NOW, EDDY. 236 00:12:58,458 --> 00:12:59,998 THERE'S NO GETTING AROUND IT. 237 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,173 COMING, ED? 238 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,420 >> OH, YES, I AM. 239 00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:07,790 ♪ STINKY BOOKS, STINKY BOOKS STINKY BOOKS, STINKY BOOKS ♪ 240 00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:15,785 [BELL RINGS] HELLO, BELL! 241 00:13:15,875 --> 00:13:19,495 OH. HELLO, LOCKER. 242 00:13:19,583 --> 00:13:24,083 HELLO, SHINY, SPECKLED FLOORS. 243 00:13:24,167 --> 00:13:26,167 >> ISN'T THIS EXHILARATING? 244 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:30,790 YOU CAN FEEL THE KNOWLEDGE IN THE AIR. 245 00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:34,075 >> YEAH, CALL THE NURSE BECAUSE I'M CHOKING ON IT. 246 00:13:34,167 --> 00:13:36,127 >> OH, LOOK! 247 00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:38,128 THE HOMEROOM POSTINGS. 248 00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:39,538 SHALL WE? 249 00:13:39,625 --> 00:13:46,875 >> SHALL WE? 250 00:13:46,958 --> 00:13:47,918 >> CHOICE! 251 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,920 WE'RE ALL IN THE SAME HOMEROOM. 252 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,170 [GOAT BLEATS] >> LET'S SIT TOGETHER LIKE LAST 253 00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:55,170 YEAR, OK? 254 00:13:55,250 --> 00:14:00,580 >> IT IS ALWAYS GOOD TO HAVE FRIENDS CLOSE BY IN THIS OUR 255 00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:02,207 TIME OF FIRE. 256 00:14:02,292 --> 00:14:03,962 >> CONGRATULATIONS! 257 00:14:04,042 --> 00:14:05,382 OH, I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU! 258 00:14:05,458 --> 00:14:08,918 TOGETHER AGAIN FOR ANOTHER YEAR OF RESOURCEFUL RAPTURE. 259 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:12,040 ISN'T THIS EXCITING? 260 00:14:12,125 --> 00:14:15,995 >> WHAT A DWEEB. 261 00:14:16,083 --> 00:14:17,383 >> YES. 262 00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:21,248 >> "PATRICK, PETER, PHILIP, PLANK!" 263 00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:23,963 SEE, I TOLD YOU'D WE'D BE IN THE SAME CLASS. 264 00:14:24,042 --> 00:14:26,502 WORRYWART! 265 00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:33,043 >> AH, THERE I AM. 266 00:14:33,125 --> 00:14:34,035 HUH? 267 00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:34,995 WHAT? 268 00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:40,043 [GASPS] >> HA HA HA! 269 00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:43,495 >> HA HA HA! 270 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:46,003 >> HA HA HA! 271 00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:49,923 >> GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN, I BEAR BAD TIDINGS. 272 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:54,080 WE 3 HAVE BEEN ASSIGNED SEPARATE HOMEROOMS. 273 00:14:54,167 --> 00:14:55,167 >> WE 3? 274 00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:56,460 >> COULDN'T BE. 275 00:14:56,542 --> 00:15:00,042 >> OH, WHERE, OH, WHERE HAVE MY LITTLE CHUMS GONE? 276 00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:01,995 >> SO NOW WHAT, EINSTEIN? 277 00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:04,383 >> OUCH. 278 00:15:04,458 --> 00:15:07,208 WELL, I COULD REQUISITION A CHANGE OF ELECTIVE FORM FROM THE 279 00:15:07,292 --> 00:15:08,712 SCHOOL DISTRICT. 280 00:15:08,792 --> 00:15:10,672 WITH THE PROPER NOTARIES AND SIGNATURES FROM OUR PARENTS, WE 281 00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:13,250 COULD HAVE A REASSIGNMENT AS SOON AS 3 TO 4 WEEKS. 282 00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:15,173 >> 4 WEEKS?! 283 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,130 >> WHAT'S YOUR HURRY, MAY? 284 00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:18,248 [SIREN] >> KANKERS! 285 00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:19,333 >> COME ON. 286 00:15:19,417 --> 00:15:21,247 LET'S SEE IF THEY SPLIT US UP THIS YEAR! 287 00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:22,543 >> LIKE WE CARE. 288 00:15:22,625 --> 00:15:25,995 YO, MARIE, WHEN'S THE LAST TIME WE WENT TO CLASS? 289 00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:27,503 >> HOW THE HECK SHOULD I KNOW? 290 00:15:27,583 --> 00:15:29,423 FIGURE IT OUT. 291 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:31,130 >> OH, GOODY-GOODY. 292 00:15:31,208 --> 00:15:34,038 WE'RE IN THE SAME HOMEROOM, GUYS! 293 00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:35,705 UNH! 294 00:15:35,792 --> 00:15:37,172 >> WHO CARES, I SAID. 295 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:40,210 >> SHE'S DUMBER THAN A TRUCK TIRE, I SWEAR. 296 00:15:40,042 --> 00:15:42,632 >> I LOVE TRUCK TIRES. 297 00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:45,628 [CRASH] >> DID YOU HEAR THAT, EDDY? 298 00:15:45,708 --> 00:15:47,418 THE KANKERS ARE TOGETHER IN THE SAME HOMEROOM. 299 00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:48,960 >> SO? 300 00:15:49,042 --> 00:15:51,672 >> IF WE JUST SIMPLY ASKED THEM TO TRADE PLACES WITH US, YOU, 301 00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:54,170 ED, AND I COULD BE IN THE SAME CLASS TOGETHER. 302 00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:55,420 >> ARE YOU NUTS? 303 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,170 WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT? 304 00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:59,880 >> IT'S NOT LIKE THEY WOULD ATTEND, BUT IF THEY DID, YOU 305 00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:03,208 WOULD BE IN THE SAME CLASS AS THEM, EDDY. 306 00:16:03,042 --> 00:16:06,082 >> HAPPY TOGETHER HAPPILY, GUYS. 307 00:16:06,167 --> 00:16:11,207 >> UH, SO WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? 308 00:16:11,042 --> 00:16:14,132 >> HMM. 309 00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:16,168 >> HEH HEH HEH. 310 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,210 >> SHH! 311 00:16:18,292 --> 00:16:28,632 [KANKERS LAUGHING] >> HEY, THAT CHAIR IS MINE! 312 00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:31,498 IT'S GOT MY GUM STUCK TO THE BOTTOM OF IT. 313 00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:32,583 >> THAT GUM'S MINE! 314 00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:38,127 I WAS SAVING IT FOR LATER! 315 00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:40,958 >> QUIT GOOFING AROUND AND HELP ME DECORATE. 316 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:44,672 WE'VE GOT A FULL YEAR OF HOOKY AHEAD OF US, GIRLS. 317 00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:47,170 >> WHAT DID THEY DO WITH THE JANITOR? 318 00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:50,670 >> ANOTHER CLEANING MAN FALLS PREY TO THEIR HUNGER THAT IS 319 00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:52,790 EVIL. 320 00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:56,285 >> NOW, NOW, LET'S NOT GET ALL DRAMATIC. 321 00:16:56,375 --> 00:16:59,745 I'M SURE IF WE ADVANCE WITH DIPLOMACY WE WILL BE REASONABLY 322 00:16:59,833 --> 00:17:05,503 SAFE TO MAKE A FAIR PROPOSAL. 323 00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:06,883 >> YOU FIRST! 324 00:17:06,958 --> 00:17:11,288 >> YAAH! 325 00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:13,455 >> IT'S OUR BOY TOY, GUYS! 326 00:17:13,542 --> 00:17:14,252 >> CHECK HIM OUT. 327 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:17,083 HE MUST BE GOOD AT GYMNASTICS. 328 00:17:17,167 --> 00:17:18,457 >> LET'S FIND OUT. 329 00:17:18,542 --> 00:17:20,292 >> WAIT! 330 00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:23,205 UM, TATER-TOTS? 331 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,632 >> HEY, GET OUT OF MY WAY! 332 00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:26,998 [CRASH] [YELLING] 333 00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:28,253 >> WHY, HELLO, LEE. 334 00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:32,083 UM, MY FRIENDS AND I HAVE BEEN PUT IN A PRECARIOUS POSITION. 335 00:17:32,167 --> 00:17:36,167 IT SEEMS WE'VE BEEN PLACED IN 3 SEPARATE HOMEROOMS. 336 00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:40,330 [PIGS SQUEALING] NORMALLY, I WOULD GO THROUGH 337 00:17:40,417 --> 00:17:43,207 PROPER CHANNELS, BUT I FELT A MORE PERSONAL APPROACH MIGHT 338 00:17:43,292 --> 00:17:47,212 BE-- >> SO YOU WANT TO SWITCH PLACES 339 00:17:47,042 --> 00:17:49,082 WITH US ON THE LIST, RIGHT? 340 00:17:49,167 --> 00:17:51,627 >> I COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF. 341 00:17:51,708 --> 00:17:53,498 >> SO WHAT'S IN IT FOR US? 342 00:17:53,583 --> 00:17:55,133 >> OH, I KNOW. 343 00:17:55,208 --> 00:18:00,418 I WANT A PUBLIC DECLARATION OF MY HONEY'S LOVE FOR ME. 344 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:01,920 >> GOOD ONE, MARIE! 345 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:06,500 I WANT EVERYONE IN SCHOOL TO KNOW ABOUT ME AND BIG ED, TOO! 346 00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:08,753 >> AND EDDY'S GOT ME COVERED. 347 00:18:08,833 --> 00:18:11,173 YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL, DREAMBOAT. 348 00:18:14,792 --> 00:18:17,462 HA HA HA! 349 00:18:24,083 --> 00:18:25,463 >> KEEP LOOKING, BUDDY. 350 00:18:25,542 --> 00:18:30,382 I'VE BEEN HANKERING FOR A BAG OF NUTS ALL DAY! 351 00:18:30,458 --> 00:18:32,328 >> UH, HEY, GUYS. 352 00:18:32,417 --> 00:18:35,377 HAVE YOU SEEN MY NEW GIRLFRIEND? 353 00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:37,378 >> DORKY'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND. 354 00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:46,538 [ALL LAUGHING] >> YEAH, AIN'T SHE SOMETHING? 355 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,325 >> WHOA! 356 00:18:48,417 --> 00:18:52,497 [TIRES SCREECHING] >> HIYA, ED. 357 00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:55,753 DOES YOUR MOM SHRINK YOUR CLOTHES IN THE WASH, TOO? 358 00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:58,673 >> NOPE. 359 00:18:58,750 --> 00:19:05,630 UM, "I AM EX-HIBIT-ING MY LOVE FOR POINT AT MAY BECAUSE SHE IS 360 00:19:05,708 --> 00:19:10,958 SO CUTE AND HAS A PERFECT FIGURE WITH GREAT TOOTH." 361 00:19:11,042 --> 00:19:13,462 UM, "TEETH." 362 00:19:13,542 --> 00:19:15,632 AM I A GOOD READER OR WHAT? 363 00:19:15,708 --> 00:19:22,788 >> MY NAME IS EDD WITH TWO Ds, AND I, UH, LOVE MARIE KANKER. 364 00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:23,995 >> HA HA HA! 365 00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:25,043 >> YES, I DO. 366 00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:27,325 ♪ OH, THERE'S NOTHING I LIKE BETTER 367 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:32,037 THAN PIGGYBACKING MY GAL MARIE KANK-- ♪ 368 00:19:32,125 --> 00:19:39,125 [KIDS LAUGHING] >> YOU CAN QUIT LAUGHING NOW, 369 00:19:39,208 --> 00:19:39,828 PLANK. 370 00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:41,827 IT'S OVER. 371 00:19:41,917 --> 00:19:45,997 [MUTTERING] >> THERE. 372 00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:46,883 HAPPY? 373 00:19:46,958 --> 00:19:48,458 A DEAL'S A DEAL. 374 00:19:48,542 --> 00:19:52,042 >> YEAH, A DEAL'S A DEAL, RIGHT, GIRLS? 375 00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:54,285 >> THANK YOU. 376 00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:58,125 YOUR SIGNATURE ON THE DOTTED LINE, YES, AND THE HOMEROOM 377 00:19:58,208 --> 00:20:00,998 NUMBER THERE. 378 00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:03,753 >> THEY'RE SO CUTE WHEN THEY'RE SERIOUS. 379 00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:04,713 >> BINGO! 380 00:20:04,792 --> 00:20:06,882 >> TOGETHER ONCE AGAIN! 381 00:20:06,958 --> 00:20:10,038 I'VE MISSED YOU GUYS. 382 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:15,035 >> SHALL WE SEE WHAT HOMEROOM WE'LL RESIDE IN THIS YEAR? 383 00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:17,575 >> V-V-V-V-V-V-VROOM! 384 00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:18,537 >> ROOM 212. 385 00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:19,455 HMM. 386 00:20:19,542 --> 00:20:22,252 I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH THAT CLASS. 387 00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:24,083 AAH! 388 00:20:24,167 --> 00:20:28,127 >> FOUND IT! 389 00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:30,038 >> OUR NEW HOMEROOM! 390 00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:37,915 OH, THE JOY OF STRUCTURED EDUCATION. 391 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,170 >> WHAT KIND OF CLASSROOM IS THIS? 392 00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:41,790 WHERE'S ALL THE DESKS? 393 00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:44,995 EH, THIS IS BUNK! 394 00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:47,043 >> WE'RE IN A GIRLS' BATHROOM! 395 00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:48,535 OH, THIS IS FORBIDDEN. 396 00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:50,165 CLOSE YOUR EYES, CLOSE YOUR EYES! 397 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,460 >> ED, YOU IDIOT! 398 00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:55,212 >> BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK NOW, EDDY. 399 00:20:55,292 --> 00:20:59,882 [BOOM] >> CLASS IS NOW IN SESSION. 400 00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:03,998 STUDENTS, BE SEATED. 401 00:21:04,083 --> 00:21:08,003 [PANTING] [MUTTERING] 402 00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:10,713 >> AAH! 403 00:21:10,792 --> 00:21:14,542 >> HEE HEE HEE! 404 00:21:14,625 --> 00:21:19,745 >> TODAY'S LESSON--TOUCHY FEELY 101. 405 00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:23,963 BUT FIRST, A LITTLE VISUAL AID. 406 00:21:24,042 --> 00:21:27,462 ASSISTANTS MAY AND MARIE, IF YOU COULD BE SO KIND. 407 00:21:27,542 --> 00:21:29,172 >> WOULD I EVER?! 408 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:33,960 MM, MM, MM, MM, MM. 409 00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:35,132 >> HEE HEE HEE! 410 00:21:35,208 --> 00:21:36,998 >> WAIT, I-I HAVEN'T STUDIED FOR THIS LESSON. 411 00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:39,333 RUN AWAY! 412 00:21:39,417 --> 00:21:41,707 >> HOLY SMOLY! 413 00:21:41,792 --> 00:21:43,382 NO MORE KISSES! 414 00:21:43,458 --> 00:21:44,578 >> OK, THAT'S IT! 415 00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:47,077 I'M TELLING THE TEACHER ON YOU! 416 00:21:47,167 --> 00:21:49,957 >> I'M ALL EARS, MY LITTLE TEACHER'S PET. 417 00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:51,542 HA HA HA! 418 00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:52,955 >> AAH! 419 00:21:53,042 --> 00:22:00,132 [SCREAMING] 420 00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:05,083 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 421 00:22:05,167 --> 00:22:07,127 [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--] 422 00:22:13,167 --> 00:22:26,377 [WHISTLING] 423 00:22:26,458 --> 00:22:27,288 >> ED, EDD, N EDDY! 424 00:22:27,375 --> 00:22:29,575 >> BBBBB, YEAH!