1 00:00:04,208 --> 00:00:08,328 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 2 00:00:52,542 --> 00:00:53,582 WHOA! 3 00:00:53,667 --> 00:00:55,077 [WHINNYING] 4 00:00:55,167 --> 00:00:57,127 WHOA! 5 00:00:57,208 --> 00:00:58,788 UGH! 6 00:00:58,875 --> 00:01:00,995 ALL ABOARD! 7 00:01:01,792 --> 00:01:03,002 OH... 8 00:01:03,083 --> 00:01:04,333 GOOD-BYE! 9 00:01:04,417 --> 00:01:07,077 [PANTING] 10 00:01:08,542 --> 00:01:11,172 [PLAYING CALL TO THE POST] 11 00:01:11,167 --> 00:01:13,327 NEXT STOP-- THE CANDY SHOP! 12 00:01:13,417 --> 00:01:16,037 [PLAYING CALL TO THE POST] 13 00:01:16,125 --> 00:01:18,535 WHOA! AAH! 14 00:01:18,625 --> 00:01:20,915 HA HA HA! 15 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:24,540 ISN'T RIDING THE BUS FUN, PLANK? 16 00:01:24,625 --> 00:01:26,035 HUH? 17 00:01:26,125 --> 00:01:27,535 Eddy: OOH! 18 00:01:28,042 --> 00:01:30,382 EASY THERE, BIG BOY. 19 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:32,668 WHOA! WHOA! 20 00:01:33,375 --> 00:01:36,125 HEADS UP, EDDY! 21 00:01:36,208 --> 00:01:38,748 HUH? OW! OW! OW! WHOA! 22 00:01:38,833 --> 00:01:40,463 WHOA! WHOA! 23 00:01:42,667 --> 00:01:43,827 HUH? 24 00:01:43,917 --> 00:01:45,167 [SCREAMING] 25 00:01:45,250 --> 00:01:46,080 Ed: WHOA! 26 00:01:46,167 --> 00:01:49,877 ED, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN SLOW DOWN A BIT? 27 00:01:49,958 --> 00:01:51,878 OH! NO. 28 00:01:52,667 --> 00:01:54,627 AAH! 29 00:01:54,708 --> 00:01:56,418 HUH? 30 00:01:57,333 --> 00:01:59,213 NOT GOOD. 31 00:02:01,083 --> 00:02:03,293 RUNAWAY BUS! 32 00:02:04,042 --> 00:02:06,422 WHOA! 33 00:02:06,500 --> 00:02:07,000 EDDY! 34 00:02:07,083 --> 00:02:10,293 WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST! OH! 35 00:02:10,375 --> 00:02:12,875 OH... 36 00:02:13,458 --> 00:02:16,418 I'M AFRAID THIS CONSTITUTES A REFUND. 37 00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:18,670 [CAR HORN HONKING AND TIRES SCREECHING] 38 00:02:18,750 --> 00:02:19,920 HUH? HUH? 39 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:20,790 [CHILDREN SHOUTING] 40 00:02:20,875 --> 00:02:23,205 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING UP THERE? 41 00:02:23,292 --> 00:02:25,382 KNITTING SWEATERS, YOU MANIAC! 42 00:02:25,458 --> 00:02:27,038 DOING? 43 00:02:27,125 --> 00:02:29,875 HA HA! LOOK! 44 00:02:31,083 --> 00:02:32,383 HMM! 45 00:02:32,458 --> 00:02:34,078 THE MAIL'S HERE! 46 00:02:34,167 --> 00:02:36,667 OH, BOY! MAIL! 47 00:02:37,833 --> 00:02:39,173 IS IT FOR ME? 48 00:02:39,250 --> 00:02:40,920 IT'S FOR ME! 49 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,750 HA HA HA! 50 00:02:43,833 --> 00:02:44,923 BUT, EDDY-- 51 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,080 A BOOK? 52 00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:47,287 [RASPBERRY] 53 00:02:47,375 --> 00:02:48,075 HEY! 54 00:02:48,167 --> 00:02:50,247 IT'S MY NEW PSYCHOLOGY MANUAL. 55 00:02:50,333 --> 00:02:51,083 HMM. 56 00:02:51,167 --> 00:02:53,537 WHY DO YOU READ THAT MUMBO JUMBO STUFF? 57 00:02:53,625 --> 00:02:54,785 IT COVERS THE LATEST TECHNIQUES 58 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:56,325 IN STUDYING ABNORMAL HUMAN BEHAVIOR. 59 00:02:56,417 --> 00:03:00,787 TELL ME THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO YOUR MIND. 60 00:03:02,125 --> 00:03:04,125 MONEY! BOOK! 61 00:03:04,208 --> 00:03:05,458 AND THIS? 62 00:03:05,542 --> 00:03:07,962 CASH! 63 00:03:15,917 --> 00:03:17,167 BUTTERED TOAST! 64 00:03:17,250 --> 00:03:19,460 YOU'RE PSYCHOLOGICALLY NORMAL. 65 00:03:19,542 --> 00:03:21,672 HOW IS BUTTERED TOAST NORMAL? 66 00:03:21,750 --> 00:03:24,630 LET ME SEE! WHERE'S THE ANSWER? 67 00:03:24,708 --> 00:03:26,078 HUH? 68 00:03:26,167 --> 00:03:27,627 WHAT'S THIS? 69 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:28,918 BUTTERED TOAST! 70 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,080 THAT IS A HYPNOTIZING WHEEL. 71 00:03:31,167 --> 00:03:32,667 ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE. 72 00:03:32,750 --> 00:03:34,170 ED, LISTEN TO MY VOICE. 73 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:38,170 YOU WILL BECOME WHAT YOU'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF. 74 00:03:38,250 --> 00:03:40,920 1, 2, 3! 75 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,170 AHH! 76 00:03:42,250 --> 00:03:44,580 HA HA HA! HA HA HA! 77 00:03:44,667 --> 00:03:46,207 HUH? 78 00:03:46,042 --> 00:03:47,462 AHH! 79 00:03:47,542 --> 00:03:49,292 WHOA! AAH! 80 00:03:49,375 --> 00:03:50,375 AAH! 81 00:03:50,458 --> 00:03:51,668 HA HA HA! 82 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:53,000 WHOA! 83 00:03:53,083 --> 00:03:54,423 DOH! UGH! 84 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:56,000 STOP HIM, DOUBLE D! 85 00:03:56,083 --> 00:03:57,633 HA HA HA! 86 00:03:57,708 --> 00:03:59,078 AAH! 87 00:03:59,167 --> 00:04:00,037 WHOA! 88 00:04:00,125 --> 00:04:02,325 BACK TO ED, PLEASE! 89 00:04:04,167 --> 00:04:05,747 OH... 90 00:04:05,833 --> 00:04:07,463 UH... 91 00:04:07,542 --> 00:04:09,752 OW! MY CALVES HURT. 92 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:12,333 I'VE WAITED ALL MY LIFE FOR THIS OPPORTUNITY. 93 00:04:12,417 --> 00:04:13,327 OH, DEAR. 94 00:04:13,417 --> 00:04:14,497 LET'S GO HYPNOTIZE MORE PEOPLE! 95 00:04:14,583 --> 00:04:17,713 BUT, EDDY, I DON'T THINK THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA. 96 00:04:17,792 --> 00:04:19,922 HAVE I EVER STEERED YOU WRONG? 97 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,170 YES. 98 00:04:21,250 --> 00:04:23,920 HA HA HA! 99 00:04:25,208 --> 00:04:26,128 AHH... 100 00:04:26,208 --> 00:04:27,458 OUR FIRST PIGEON. 101 00:04:27,542 --> 00:04:29,082 Eddy: OH, KEVIN! 102 00:04:29,167 --> 00:04:29,917 WHAT? 103 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,880 I JUST WANT YOU TO LOOK AT SOMETHING. 104 00:04:31,958 --> 00:04:33,998 OTHER THAN LOOKING AT A DORK? 105 00:04:34,083 --> 00:04:36,213 HA HA! LOOK CLOSELY! 106 00:04:36,292 --> 00:04:39,002 LISTEN TO THE SOUND OF MY VOICE. 107 00:04:39,083 --> 00:04:43,463 YOU WILL BECOME WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED YOU TO BE. 108 00:04:44,792 --> 00:04:47,632 UGH! OH! 109 00:04:47,708 --> 00:04:50,458 YOUCH! AAH! 110 00:04:51,417 --> 00:04:53,327 [HOOTING] 111 00:04:53,417 --> 00:04:55,917 FIND THE PEANUT, KEVIN. 112 00:04:56,458 --> 00:04:58,208 OH... 113 00:04:58,042 --> 00:05:01,832 AAH! GET HIM OFF ME, EDDY! GET HIM OFF! 114 00:05:01,917 --> 00:05:03,877 BINGO. 115 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:09,080 LOOK, SARAH! 116 00:05:09,167 --> 00:05:11,037 [GROANING] 117 00:05:13,417 --> 00:05:14,747 SARAH, PLANT THE AZALEAS 118 00:05:14,833 --> 00:05:17,213 NEXT TO THE RHODODENDRONS. 119 00:05:17,292 --> 00:05:19,042 OOH! 120 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,210 KEVIN, GET OFF JIMMY'S HEAD! 121 00:05:22,292 --> 00:05:25,672 KEVIN IS A SLAVE TO MY POWERS! 122 00:05:25,750 --> 00:05:27,080 HE IS OUR PET MONKEY. 123 00:05:27,167 --> 00:05:30,457 GET HIM OUT OF THE GARDEN, ED! 124 00:05:30,542 --> 00:05:32,002 WHOA! 125 00:05:32,083 --> 00:05:33,503 [HOOTING] 126 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:35,173 AAH! 127 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,170 OH. 128 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,040 AAH! 129 00:05:37,125 --> 00:05:38,825 GET HIM OFF! 130 00:05:38,917 --> 00:05:40,877 BEAT IT, EDDY! 131 00:05:48,875 --> 00:05:50,125 AAH! 132 00:05:50,208 --> 00:05:52,038 AAH! 133 00:05:52,125 --> 00:05:53,285 RIBBIT! 134 00:05:53,375 --> 00:05:55,075 [EDDY LAUGHING] 135 00:05:55,167 --> 00:05:56,997 RIBBIT! 136 00:05:57,792 --> 00:05:58,632 INTRIGUING. 137 00:05:58,708 --> 00:06:02,288 SO, JIMMY, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE? 138 00:06:02,375 --> 00:06:03,375 COME ON, JIMMY. 139 00:06:03,458 --> 00:06:06,208 HOW ABOUT A BIG MUSCLEMAN? 140 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:10,330 YEOW! 141 00:06:10,417 --> 00:06:11,497 [FINGERS SNAP] 142 00:06:11,583 --> 00:06:14,383 ARGH! GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BEND. 143 00:06:17,375 --> 00:06:18,205 HMM. 144 00:06:18,292 --> 00:06:20,132 ADVANCED HYPNOMORPHING. 145 00:06:20,208 --> 00:06:22,498 EDDY! EDDY! EDDY! EDDY! EDDY! 146 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:24,083 YES, ED? 147 00:06:24,167 --> 00:06:25,497 [GROANING] 148 00:06:25,583 --> 00:06:27,003 [CRASH] 149 00:06:27,083 --> 00:06:28,213 [HOOT] 150 00:06:28,292 --> 00:06:29,922 MY PECS HURT. 151 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,290 [HOOTING] 152 00:06:38,833 --> 00:06:42,003 EDDY, IF MY MOM SEES SARAH EATING BUGS, 153 00:06:42,083 --> 00:06:44,133 I'LL BE IN BIG TROUBLE! 154 00:06:44,208 --> 00:06:46,328 [FLY BUZZING] 155 00:06:47,083 --> 00:06:49,543 EVERYBODY BACK TO NORMAL. 156 00:06:49,625 --> 00:06:51,205 HUH? 157 00:06:52,375 --> 00:06:53,535 YUCK! 158 00:06:53,625 --> 00:06:55,625 Eddy: SEE YOU, FOLKS. 159 00:06:55,708 --> 00:06:58,128 I'VE GOT OTHER FISH TO FRY. 160 00:06:58,208 --> 00:06:59,998 [GASPING] 161 00:07:02,833 --> 00:07:04,923 WHEE! HA HA! 162 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,130 HUH? 163 00:07:06,208 --> 00:07:08,038 HELLO, JONNY. 164 00:07:08,125 --> 00:07:09,125 HELLO, EDDY. 165 00:07:09,208 --> 00:07:10,038 ENOUGH SMALL TALK. 166 00:07:10,125 --> 00:07:13,875 IT'S HYPNOTIZING TIME! HA HA! 167 00:07:16,458 --> 00:07:17,748 HUH? 168 00:07:17,833 --> 00:07:18,633 HA HA HA! 169 00:07:18,708 --> 00:07:22,168 I DON'T GET IT. WHAT'S EDDY DOING, PLANK? 170 00:07:22,250 --> 00:07:23,830 PLANK? 171 00:07:23,917 --> 00:07:24,827 PLANK?! 172 00:07:24,917 --> 00:07:28,167 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? PLANK IS A MINDLESS ZOMBIE! 173 00:07:28,250 --> 00:07:29,630 NO! 174 00:07:29,708 --> 00:07:30,708 HMM. 175 00:07:30,792 --> 00:07:33,082 CAN I TRY? CAN I TRY? HUH? 176 00:07:33,167 --> 00:07:35,127 EDDY? JUST ONCE? 177 00:07:35,208 --> 00:07:36,828 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 178 00:07:36,917 --> 00:07:38,577 HA HA! 179 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:40,745 Ed: HIYA, ROLF! 180 00:07:40,833 --> 00:07:43,423 HELLO, FELLOWS! CAN I SCRUB YOU? 181 00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:45,420 DO YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE? 182 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:46,170 WHAT? 183 00:07:46,250 --> 00:07:48,380 LOOK INTO THE CIRCLY THING. 184 00:07:48,458 --> 00:07:49,168 YOU'RE CRAZY. 185 00:07:49,250 --> 00:07:51,000 UH, IT'S NOT WORKING. 186 00:07:51,083 --> 00:07:52,713 SPIN IT, BEANDIP. 187 00:07:52,792 --> 00:07:54,132 UH, THANKS, EDDY! 188 00:07:54,208 --> 00:07:56,038 WHEN I SNAP MY FINGERS, 189 00:07:56,125 --> 00:07:57,375 YOU WILL BE A... 190 00:07:57,458 --> 00:08:00,078 UH, A GIANT MAN-EATING NOODLE. 191 00:08:00,167 --> 00:08:02,207 [GROANING] 192 00:08:08,750 --> 00:08:11,000 AAH! 193 00:08:11,083 --> 00:08:11,923 WAAH! 194 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,920 NO, WAIT! YOU ARE A BIG, HAIRY BAT. 195 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,040 [RUMBLING] 196 00:08:16,125 --> 00:08:17,995 [SQUEALING] 197 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:21,997 HEY, COOL! 198 00:08:22,083 --> 00:08:24,173 AAH! AAH! 199 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,380 Ed: TURN INTO A ZOMBIE! 200 00:08:26,458 --> 00:08:27,998 AAH! 201 00:08:28,083 --> 00:08:29,633 AAH! 202 00:08:29,708 --> 00:08:31,078 HUH? 203 00:08:31,167 --> 00:08:32,627 [SHRIEKING] 204 00:08:32,708 --> 00:08:33,998 AAH! 205 00:08:34,083 --> 00:08:36,133 ROLF'S GOOD. 206 00:08:36,792 --> 00:08:37,462 Ed: OK, OK! 207 00:08:37,542 --> 00:08:40,002 MAYBE A SCARY, FIRE-BREATHING LADY-- 208 00:08:40,083 --> 00:08:42,463 ENOUGH! MAKE IT STOP! 209 00:08:42,542 --> 00:08:44,332 UH, OK. BACK TO ROLF. 210 00:08:44,417 --> 00:08:46,077 GIVE ME THAT. 211 00:08:46,167 --> 00:08:47,497 AMATEUR! 212 00:08:47,583 --> 00:08:49,543 HA HA! 213 00:08:50,708 --> 00:08:52,288 [CHILDREN LAUGHING] 214 00:08:52,375 --> 00:08:54,995 WHEE! 215 00:08:58,167 --> 00:08:59,747 READY, DOUBLE D? 216 00:08:59,833 --> 00:09:03,003 YES. YOU MAY PROCEED. 217 00:09:03,375 --> 00:09:05,375 HELLO, FRIENDS. 218 00:09:05,458 --> 00:09:06,578 All: HUH? 219 00:09:06,667 --> 00:09:10,077 BEHOLD THE GREAT EDDYDINI! HA HA HA! 220 00:09:10,167 --> 00:09:11,327 All: WHAT? 221 00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:12,997 HA HA! 222 00:09:13,083 --> 00:09:15,583 [BLEATING] 223 00:09:16,875 --> 00:09:18,165 HA HA! THIS IS GREAT! 224 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:21,080 I COULD NEVER GET TIRED OF THIS! 225 00:09:21,917 --> 00:09:23,827 OOH. 226 00:09:23,917 --> 00:09:25,457 HA HA HA! 227 00:09:25,542 --> 00:09:28,002 Ed: HELLO! ARGH! 228 00:09:28,083 --> 00:09:30,423 ED. 229 00:09:30,833 --> 00:09:32,923 MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL. 230 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,290 HERE, MONKEY! OK. 231 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:37,245 HMM. 232 00:09:37,333 --> 00:09:38,793 AHH... 233 00:09:38,875 --> 00:09:42,165 OK, MY LITTLE FRIEND, DO YOUR STUFF. 234 00:09:42,250 --> 00:09:44,630 [HOOTING] 235 00:09:47,667 --> 00:09:50,247 THE MIND IS AMAZING, HEY, ED? 236 00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:52,043 AW, YOU'RE WELCOME. 237 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,575 [SCREECHING] 238 00:09:53,667 --> 00:09:55,577 UGH! 239 00:09:55,667 --> 00:09:56,957 HMM. 240 00:09:57,042 --> 00:09:58,962 Lee: LOOK AT ME! 241 00:09:59,042 --> 00:10:01,042 I'M A MOVIE STAR! 242 00:10:01,125 --> 00:10:03,825 I'M A TV STAR! 243 00:10:03,917 --> 00:10:05,127 YOU'VE BEEN CANCELED! 244 00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:07,208 I'M A TV STAR! 245 00:10:07,042 --> 00:10:09,132 AAH! AAH! AAH! 246 00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:12,078 I WANT TO THANK THE ACADEMY. 247 00:10:12,167 --> 00:10:14,127 [GROANING] 248 00:10:14,208 --> 00:10:16,878 PREPARE TO BE MESMERATED! 249 00:10:16,958 --> 00:10:18,918 NO WAY I'LL BE MESMERATED. 250 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,580 I EAT MY ROUGHAGE. 251 00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:23,997 OH, BUT YOU WILL! JUST LOOK INTO-- 252 00:10:24,083 --> 00:10:24,923 UH... 253 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,710 MOVE YOUR HAIR OUT OF YOUR EYES. 254 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,542 DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR, SQUIRT! 255 00:10:28,625 --> 00:10:29,705 AAH! UGH! 256 00:10:29,792 --> 00:10:31,422 WHAT'S THIS? 257 00:10:32,208 --> 00:10:33,328 GIVE THAT BACK! 258 00:10:33,417 --> 00:10:34,827 HA HA HA! 259 00:10:34,917 --> 00:10:37,127 [LAUGHTER ECHOING] 260 00:10:42,333 --> 00:10:43,383 AHH... 261 00:10:43,458 --> 00:10:44,788 WATCH IT, MARIE. 262 00:10:44,875 --> 00:10:46,375 OH, SHUT YOUR TRAP. 263 00:10:46,458 --> 00:10:47,418 May: HEY! 264 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:50,210 I WAS SITTING THERE! 265 00:10:50,042 --> 00:10:52,002 TIMES CHANGE. 266 00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:53,003 [DOGS HOWLING] 267 00:10:53,083 --> 00:10:56,923 LEE, GO TELL THOSE BLASTED DOGS TO KEEP IT DOWN! 268 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,540 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 269 00:10:58,625 --> 00:10:59,825 [DOGS BARKING] 270 00:10:59,917 --> 00:11:02,787 WOULD YOU DOGS SHUT UP?! 271 00:11:02,875 --> 00:11:04,575 [EDDY AND EDD WHIMPERING] 272 00:11:04,667 --> 00:11:06,997 [BARKING] 273 00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:16,082 THAT'S BETTER. 274 00:11:16,167 --> 00:11:18,577 KEEP IT THAT WAY. 275 00:11:18,667 --> 00:11:20,747 [PANTING] 276 00:11:22,875 --> 00:11:24,575 [GROWLING] 277 00:11:26,042 --> 00:11:28,172 [WHIMPERING] 278 00:11:39,792 --> 00:11:40,792 YUM, YUM, YUM! 279 00:11:40,875 --> 00:11:44,995 CHUNKY PUFFS! CHUNKY PUFFS! 280 00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:46,423 OOH, A PRIZE! 281 00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:47,880 WHAT IS IT? 282 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,248 LOW IN FAT. COOL! 283 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:51,463 DON'T RACK YOUR BRAIN, ED. 284 00:11:51,542 --> 00:11:52,462 HMM! 285 00:11:52,542 --> 00:11:55,172 YOU GOT TO KNOW WHERE TO LOOK. 286 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,790 GIVE ME MY FAT! 287 00:11:58,042 --> 00:12:00,292 OH, LOOK! NO FAT... 288 00:12:00,375 --> 00:12:03,125 BUT I GOT AN EDDY PRIZE. 289 00:12:03,208 --> 00:12:04,498 YEAH? WELL, I GOT 290 00:12:04,583 --> 00:12:07,043 THE SUPER-STUFFED MARSHMALLOW SURPRISE! 291 00:12:07,125 --> 00:12:08,165 [CHOKING] 292 00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:10,540 YOU SHOULD CHEW YOUR FOOD, ED. 293 00:12:10,625 --> 00:12:13,285 ANY TIME YOU FEEL LIKE LETTING ME GO THERE, 294 00:12:13,375 --> 00:12:15,785 LUMPY, I'D REALLY-- UGH! 295 00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:18,583 ALLOW ME TO POUR YOUR MILK. 296 00:12:18,667 --> 00:12:21,077 I LOVE CHUNKY PUFFS! 297 00:12:22,292 --> 00:12:23,502 UH! 298 00:12:23,583 --> 00:12:25,213 I HATE CHUNKY MILK. 299 00:12:25,042 --> 00:12:27,502 I KNOW WHERE WE CAN GET NEW MILK! 300 00:12:27,583 --> 00:12:29,923 [CHICKENS CLUCKING] 301 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,830 ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS, ED? 302 00:12:32,917 --> 00:12:35,537 OH, YEAH. I SEEN ROLF DO IT BEFORE. 303 00:12:35,625 --> 00:12:36,665 IT'S EASY. 304 00:12:36,750 --> 00:12:39,170 [KNOCK KNOCK] 305 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,000 HMM? 306 00:12:40,083 --> 00:12:42,583 I'M NOT SURE THIS IS LEGAL. 307 00:12:42,667 --> 00:12:43,577 SURE IT IS! 308 00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:46,457 COWS ARE PUBLIC PROPERTY, LIKE TREES. 309 00:12:46,542 --> 00:12:47,712 SO HOW'S IT WORK? 310 00:12:47,792 --> 00:12:52,002 UH, ROLF DID SOME STUFF, AND MILK CAME OUT. 311 00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:53,753 HOW HARD COULD IT BE? 312 00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:54,923 AHH... 313 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,290 ANY MILK YET, ED? 314 00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:58,035 NO, NOT YET, EDDY! 315 00:12:58,125 --> 00:12:59,825 AAH! [MOO] 316 00:12:59,917 --> 00:13:01,417 AAH! IT SAID SOMETHING! 317 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:03,250 YOUR TECHNIQUES ARE INCORRECT, EDDY. 318 00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:07,833 TO EXTRACT MILK FROM A COW, YOU MUST USE ITS UDDER. 319 00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:10,167 [CHICKEN CLUCKING] 320 00:13:13,208 --> 00:13:15,078 I AIN'T TOUCHING THAT. 321 00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:16,917 YOU FIRST, DOUBLE D. 322 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,040 OH, LOOK, MY SHOE'S UNTIED. 323 00:13:21,042 --> 00:13:23,082 MINE, TOO! 324 00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:32,253 GRACIOUS, ED! DON'T YOU HAVE ANY MANNERS? 325 00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,253 HMM. 326 00:13:34,333 --> 00:13:35,543 [GASP] 327 00:13:35,625 --> 00:13:37,495 MAY I HAVE ANOTHER? 328 00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:38,083 EDD! 329 00:13:38,167 --> 00:13:39,377 COME ON, DORK! THROW IT OVER! 330 00:13:39,458 --> 00:13:44,078 CERTAINLY, KEVIN. HERE IT COMES. 331 00:13:44,917 --> 00:13:46,917 OH. UGH! 332 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,210 HUH? 333 00:13:48,292 --> 00:13:49,212 [GROAN] 334 00:13:49,042 --> 00:13:51,462 HA HA! YOU THROW LIKE A TWO-YEAR-OLD. 335 00:13:51,542 --> 00:13:52,672 YEAH, AND TWO-YEAR-OLDS 336 00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:55,380 ARE NOT EVEN GOOD AT STUFFING SAUSAGES. 337 00:13:55,458 --> 00:13:57,628 HA HA HA! HA HA HA! 338 00:13:57,708 --> 00:14:00,828 WELL, UM, MY SKILLS AREN'T, UH... 339 00:14:00,917 --> 00:14:01,787 HE'LL SHOW YOU! 340 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:04,415 SHOW ME WHAT-- HIS BUTTERFLY COLLECTION? 341 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:06,290 HA HA! YEAH, AND BUTTERFLIES 342 00:14:06,375 --> 00:14:08,165 CANNOT STUFF SAUSAGES, EITHER. 343 00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:11,670 HA HA! STOP WITH THE SAUSAGE STUFF, ROLF. 344 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:13,170 YOU'RE KILLING ME. 345 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,250 Rolf: YOU'RE CRAZY. 346 00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:15,503 DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY WITH THAT. 347 00:14:15,583 --> 00:14:19,173 BUT I DO HAVE QUITE AN EXTENSIVE COLLECTION OF BUTTERFLIES. 348 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:23,540 WE NEED TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR CONFIDENCE, DOUBLE D. 349 00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:26,333 [LAUGHING] 350 00:14:28,458 --> 00:14:29,788 HUH! 351 00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:31,785 WHERE YOU GOING, DOUBLE D? 352 00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:33,075 THE PUNCHING SOCK AWAITS. 353 00:14:33,167 --> 00:14:36,707 LET'S SEE WHAT'S IN THOSE PUNY, SKINNY STICKS YOU CALL ARMS. 354 00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:39,752 I'M NOT REALLY COMFORTABLE WITH THIS, EDDY. 355 00:14:39,833 --> 00:14:42,383 GO ON, WHACK IT! 356 00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:45,205 UH... 357 00:14:45,292 --> 00:14:46,082 OW! 358 00:14:46,167 --> 00:14:47,627 EDDY, TRAINING IS PAINFUL. 359 00:14:47,708 --> 00:14:51,208 YOU'RE JUST STARTING TO FEEL THE BURN, DOUBLE D. 360 00:14:51,292 --> 00:14:54,672 YEAH, YOU BETTER GET SOME OINTMENT, DOUBLE DORK. 361 00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:57,540 HA HA! HEY, ROLF! INCOMING! 362 00:14:57,625 --> 00:15:00,165 FORGET HIM! YOUR BRITTLE BONES WILL BE 363 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,540 AS STRONG AS STEEL AFTER THIS. 364 00:15:01,625 --> 00:15:03,955 I COULD JUST INCREASE MY CALCIUM INTAKE TO-- 365 00:15:04,042 --> 00:15:07,292 AW, COME ON! ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS RUN. 366 00:15:07,375 --> 00:15:08,875 HMM. 367 00:15:08,958 --> 00:15:10,038 YEOW! 368 00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:12,495 HA HA HA! 369 00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:14,173 OH, MY RIBS! 370 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,420 HA HA HA! 371 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,210 SAUSAGE AND RIBS, YES? 372 00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:20,422 FORGET THEM. THIS ONE WILL BE EASY. 373 00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:21,580 OH... 374 00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:23,377 GO FOR IT, SOCKHEAD! 375 00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:25,038 [GROAN] 376 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,455 HA HA HA! HA HA HA! 377 00:15:27,542 --> 00:15:31,082 OH, LET'S QUIT NOW. THIS IS EMBARRASSING. 378 00:15:31,167 --> 00:15:34,577 YOU CAN'T QUIT. WE'RE JUST WARMING UP. 379 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,247 WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU, 380 00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:39,543 YOU'LL BE THE NEXT CHARLES CUTLASS SUPREME. 381 00:15:39,625 --> 00:15:41,035 BUT, EDDY, MUSCLE EXPANDITURE 382 00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:42,075 CAN CAUSE UNSIGHTLY STRETCH MARKS. 383 00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:45,497 YOUR BRAIN'S THE ONLY THING WITH STRETCH MARKS. 384 00:15:45,583 --> 00:15:46,543 LIFT! 385 00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:49,165 UH, I REALLY DON'T THINK I CAN. 386 00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:51,210 [GRUNTING] 387 00:15:51,292 --> 00:15:52,832 HYAH! 388 00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:54,247 LOOK! 389 00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:55,503 OH! 390 00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:58,253 GOOD JOB, DOUBLE D! 391 00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,713 [LAUGHTER] 392 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,252 OH... 393 00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:03,083 [SNIFFLING] 394 00:16:03,167 --> 00:16:05,287 HMM. 395 00:16:05,792 --> 00:16:08,542 THIS IS HARDER THAN I THOUGHT. 396 00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:12,130 THIS WILL PROVE TO EVERYONE 397 00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:14,918 THAT DOUBLE D's A CHAMP! 398 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,210 LOOK OUT, EDDY! HA HA! 399 00:16:18,042 --> 00:16:19,002 BINGO. 400 00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:22,253 EVERYTHING'S SET UP. GET OUT OF THERE. 401 00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:26,003 EDDY, WRESTLING? PLEASE. 402 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,213 HMM. COME ON, DOUBLE D. 403 00:16:28,042 --> 00:16:30,382 WRESTLING IS THE ULTIMATE DEWIMPIFIER. 404 00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:33,128 HMM. OK, DON'T COME OUT. 405 00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:36,788 YOU CAN LIVE IN THERE FOREVER. 406 00:16:37,958 --> 00:16:39,538 UH, BUT IT SMELLS FUNNY. 407 00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:42,535 COOL! YOU'LL BE WORLD CHAMPION IN NO TIME. 408 00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:44,455 I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, EDDY. 409 00:16:44,542 --> 00:16:46,332 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 410 00:16:46,417 --> 00:16:47,997 WRESTLING AIN'T ABOUT FIGHTING. 411 00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:50,213 IT'S ALL STRATEGY AND TACTICS. 412 00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:51,672 LIKE CHESS. 413 00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:52,580 EXACTLY! 414 00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:56,377 NOW, LET'S FIND YOU A CHALLENGING OPPONENT. 415 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,330 [JONNY HUMMING] 416 00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:00,747 SAVE SOME FOR ME, PLANK! 417 00:17:00,833 --> 00:17:01,753 OK! OK! 418 00:17:01,833 --> 00:17:06,043 YOU MUST HAVE A HOLLOW LEG, YOU PIGGY! HA HA! 419 00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:07,625 HERE YOU GO. 420 00:17:07,708 --> 00:17:08,538 OOH! 421 00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:11,245 OH, PLANK, YOU'VE CERTAINLY LET YOURSELF GO! 422 00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:14,383 NO MORE SWEETS FOR YOU! 423 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,580 Edd: THIS IS NOT GOOD. 424 00:17:18,667 --> 00:17:22,917 EDDY, PLEASE RECONSIDER. HE'S FRIGHTENING ME. 425 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,040 PLANK'S JUST PLAYING MIND GAMES. 426 00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:27,875 DON'T FALL FOR IT. LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYES 427 00:17:27,958 --> 00:17:30,038 AND WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SHARP CORNERS. 428 00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:32,205 GET IT ON! 429 00:17:33,542 --> 00:17:35,002 YEOW! 430 00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:37,043 ARGH! UGH! 431 00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:38,825 YOUCH! 432 00:17:38,917 --> 00:17:40,577 EDDY, HELP ME! 433 00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:44,377 DOUBLE D, HERE-- TAKE HIM DOWN! 434 00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:47,208 [GRUNTING] 435 00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:53,788 CORNERS... 436 00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:55,915 THROW HIM! 437 00:17:57,792 --> 00:17:59,172 GET ANGRY! 438 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,000 [GROWLING WEAKLY] 439 00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:03,083 OW. THAT GIVES ME A HEADACHE, EDDY. 440 00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:04,077 URGH... 441 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:07,167 WELL, THEN, YOU SHOULD SIT AND REST. 442 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,040 OH, BOY. 443 00:18:08,125 --> 00:18:09,375 EASY DOES IT. 444 00:18:09,458 --> 00:18:10,998 HA HA! 1, 2, 3! 445 00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:14,423 AND THE WINNER IS... THE MASKED MUMBLER! 446 00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:17,080 [ED LAUGHING] 447 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,040 IF THERE WAS A CROWD, THEY'D BE GOING WILD. 448 00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:23,535 Jonny: YOU GUYS THINK YOU'RE SO SMART? 449 00:18:23,625 --> 00:18:25,745 YOU GUYS ARE JUST A BUNCH OF PHONIES! 450 00:18:25,833 --> 00:18:27,963 PLANK LOST FAIR AND SQUARE. 451 00:18:28,042 --> 00:18:31,502 HA HA! GET IT? SQUARE? PLANK? 452 00:18:31,583 --> 00:18:33,293 CHEATERS! 453 00:18:33,375 --> 00:18:35,915 [SCREAMING] 454 00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:41,075 HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! 455 00:18:41,167 --> 00:18:42,127 AAH! 456 00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:45,038 KANKERS. WHO INVITED YOU? 457 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:47,415 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 458 00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,040 [EDDY SCREAMING] 459 00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:50,575 WOW! WRESTLING! 460 00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:52,247 WRESTLING? HA! I LOVE IT 461 00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:55,253 WHEN YOU RAISE YOUR EYEBROW LIKE THAT. 462 00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:58,133 OH, YOU'RE NOT GETTING TO ME, LEE KANKER! 463 00:18:58,208 --> 00:19:02,208 YOU EDS ARE SO CUTE WHEN YOU DO STUPID STUFF. 464 00:19:02,292 --> 00:19:03,922 HA HA! HA HA! 465 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:04,790 OOH! AAH! AGH! 466 00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:07,035 HA! I SAY WRESTLE YOU! 467 00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:10,995 MAY AND MARIE ARE GREAT AT PURPLE NURPLES. 468 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,793 YOU'RE ON, KANKERS! 469 00:19:12,875 --> 00:19:13,915 WHAT'S A PURPLE NURPLE? 470 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:18,080 I THINK IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH STRUDEL FILLING. 471 00:19:18,167 --> 00:19:19,957 COOL! 472 00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:24,668 PLEASE PASS DOWN THIS MILK. MY COW IS QUITE GORGED. 473 00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:25,750 PLANK IS THIRSTY. 474 00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:27,253 THOSE EDS ARE GOING TO GET THRASHED! 475 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,463 WELCOME TO THE CUL-DE-SAC WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP! 476 00:19:29,542 --> 00:19:32,882 HERE, ALL THE WAY FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LANE-- 477 00:19:32,958 --> 00:19:34,458 YOU KNOW THEM, YOU LOVE THEM, 478 00:19:34,542 --> 00:19:38,082 YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THEM-- THE ERUPTING EDS! 479 00:19:39,167 --> 00:19:40,627 HA HA! 480 00:19:40,708 --> 00:19:42,788 [APPLAUSE] 481 00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:45,915 AND THE CALCIFIED KANKERS. 482 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,210 [BOOING] 483 00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:50,713 DORK! DORK CITY! 484 00:19:50,792 --> 00:19:52,832 [GROWLING] 485 00:19:53,333 --> 00:19:56,133 HERE'S YOUR CHANCE, DOUBLE D. GET IN THERE. 486 00:19:56,208 --> 00:19:58,378 BUT, EDDY, I BRUISE EASILY. 487 00:19:58,458 --> 00:19:59,288 YOU'RE COVERED. 488 00:19:59,375 --> 00:20:02,455 EDDY, WASHROOM CLEANLINESS WON'T HELP ME NOW. 489 00:20:02,542 --> 00:20:05,042 NO, BUT THESE KNEEPADS WILL. 490 00:20:05,125 --> 00:20:06,665 BUT--BUT, EDDY-- 491 00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:07,960 COOL, DOUBLE D! 492 00:20:08,042 --> 00:20:10,422 ARE THEY AT LEAST TWO-PLY? 493 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,080 COME TO MAMA! 494 00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:15,287 OH, NO! EDDY, STOP, PLEASE! 495 00:20:15,375 --> 00:20:17,035 OH, DEAR. 496 00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:18,075 AAH! 497 00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:19,497 DOH! 498 00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:21,173 HELLO, MARIE. 499 00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:23,630 HIYA, MUFFIN! LET'S PLAY! 500 00:20:23,708 --> 00:20:26,038 [GROANING] 501 00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,705 DOUBLE D's A GONER. 502 00:20:27,792 --> 00:20:31,002 HA HA! HA HA! 503 00:20:31,083 --> 00:20:32,583 YOUR GARDEN IS OVERGROWN, 504 00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:35,627 AND YOUR CUCUMBERS ARE SOFT! 505 00:20:37,042 --> 00:20:39,042 HERE COMES YOUR PRIZE! 506 00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:40,665 [GROANING] 507 00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:41,580 HA HA HA! 508 00:20:41,667 --> 00:20:44,917 OK, THAT'S IT. TAG ME! TAG ME! TAG ME! 509 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:45,670 OH! 510 00:20:45,750 --> 00:20:50,380 HA HA! TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER! 511 00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:51,128 [PANTING] 512 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:54,168 GIVE THEM THE BURRHEAD, BUMPHEAD! 513 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:58,080 I CAN'T, EDDY! MY MOM SAYS I CAN'T FIGHT GIRLS. 514 00:20:58,167 --> 00:20:59,077 TAG! 515 00:20:59,167 --> 00:21:00,327 AAH! 516 00:21:00,417 --> 00:21:02,037 May: LET'S KISS HIM! 517 00:21:02,125 --> 00:21:03,245 AAH! 518 00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:06,383 COME BACK, DUMPLING! 519 00:21:06,458 --> 00:21:08,538 MMM! 520 00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:10,495 HYAH! 521 00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:13,043 WHOA! 522 00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:15,125 [GROANING] 523 00:21:16,167 --> 00:21:18,497 [PLAYING POLKA MUSIC] 524 00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:24,285 I LOVE THIS MUSIC. IT IS SO SHINY. 525 00:21:24,375 --> 00:21:25,495 AAH! 526 00:21:25,583 --> 00:21:28,633 THIS IS BETTER THAN COUNTING CHICKENS! 527 00:21:28,708 --> 00:21:30,418 LOOK! 528 00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:32,458 YEOW! 529 00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:34,462 HELP! 530 00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:37,670 I JUST LOVE HOME COOKING. 531 00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:38,920 WHOA! 532 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,920 SPIN-DRY AND TUMBLE! 533 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,210 OW! 534 00:21:43,292 --> 00:21:45,332 HA HA HA! 535 00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:47,378 HI, EDDY! 536 00:21:47,458 --> 00:21:49,078 AAH! HELP! 537 00:21:51,125 --> 00:21:52,955 AAH! 538 00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:54,460 OH, COOL! 539 00:21:54,542 --> 00:21:56,212 OH, CLOSE YOUR EYES, PLANK. 540 00:21:56,292 --> 00:21:57,502 HOLY COW! 541 00:21:57,583 --> 00:21:58,713 HA HA! 542 00:21:58,792 --> 00:21:59,962 AAH! 543 00:22:00,042 --> 00:22:01,542 NOT GOOD! NOT GOOD! 544 00:22:01,625 --> 00:22:03,035 HA HA HA! 545 00:22:03,125 --> 00:22:05,205 I GUESS THE EDS SHOWED US. 546 00:22:05,292 --> 00:22:08,752 YEAH. PERHAPS WE SHOULD TAKE UP BASKET-WEAVING. 547 00:22:08,833 --> 00:22:10,423 HA HA HA! HA HA HA! 548 00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:13,380 WRESTLING THE EDS SURE IS FUN. 549 00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:16,208 I'M HUNGRY! 550 00:22:16,042 --> 00:22:17,042 HUH! 551 00:22:17,125 --> 00:22:20,575 HEY, GIVE ME SOME OF THOSE! 552 00:22:24,167 --> 00:22:27,627 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY 553 00:22:27,708 --> 00:22:30,748 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 554 00:22:30,833 --> 00:22:34,833 AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 555 00:22:39,750 --> 00:22:44,670 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.