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我的车和心口都有星型警号

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腰间配枪,手执拘捕令

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我是这条公路的大老板

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在我面前驶过时,千万留神

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若触犯法纪,必追你到天脚底

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我为州政府服务叫做公路巡警

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一看就认得我
因家门油了白漆

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警号咆哮、警灯闪着红光

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白天工作,晚上也工作

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维持治安,主持正义

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发告票给你时,你最好驶慢点

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我只是秉公行事,因我是巡警

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我就是巡警,巡警

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工时长,工资低

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但会尽力,叫你不敢开快车

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我只是秉公行事,因我是巡警

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给你介绍一下,这位是查理

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乐于助人、敦厚老实的市民…

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在最伟大的执法机构
任职十八年

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就是罗德岛州警局

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那足查理的住宅
与他一样平实

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虽住近河边
但查理并不善泳…

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这点对他日后有点影响

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但我说过了头

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还是回头说,从开始说起

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查理年青时意气风发

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十八年前

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是最棒的州警
女友是俏娇娃

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她名叫莉娜…多美的名字

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查理…我爱到你入骨

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会与我一生一世在一起吗?

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查理,我一定伴着你

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若我要搬到北极…

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你每天要吃鲸油当饭?仍伴我?

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一定会伴者你

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但希望不会发生

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我也不希望发生

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到了春天,他们的关系合法化

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告诉你,就是举行婚礼

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简甘拔神父主持婚礼…

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罗德岛州警局
一半警员都有出席

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恭喜你,查理

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警长,多谢你

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好了

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看我娶得娇妻

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到了

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对不起,你们收支票吗?

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你们收支票?你指我们黑人?

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不,老友,我是说你们公司

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别转
你刚才那句话种族歧视

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不是,真的不是

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不如用黑油漆
或卷发器来支付?

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或者来两桶炸鸡?

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你知我们黑人多爱吃炸鸡

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别这样,冷静点什么事?

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这家伙不信黑鬼懂得兑现支票

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查理,我不想听你鬼鬼声

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我绝对没说过种族歧视的话

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那你是针对长得矮这回事?

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以为我矮
便可欺负?放马过来

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给你看看下盘稳阵的利害

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等等,不,别打,先生

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别用“先生”
这种鬼称呼来压我

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那是非法的

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来料了

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查理,别打他

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查理,住手！

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住手

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对不起,杰逊先生

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住手！你名叫什么?

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桑达

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桑达,真对不起

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向你道歉,我送你上车

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我不能忍受那些以貌取人的人

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你不能那样做

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将我当作傻瓜
他以为我是谁?

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我是布朗大学量子遗传教授…

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高智商学会波士顿分会主席

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开玩笑

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我驾驶这车纯为作社会学实验

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高智商学会?
我是普维分会主席

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真的?

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正当查理沉醉在欢乐时刻时…

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送子仙姬探望他两夫妇

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是仔

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仔呀仔

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哗

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他真…

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哗

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你们走运了
他还有孪生弟弟

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用力推

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查理太爱两兄弟
不能面对现实

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他如常地生活下去
像没事发生

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喂,费拿

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喂,老兄

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希望你好胃口
我胃口很好

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你的儿子很趣致

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真的?多谢

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查理…

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我私下与你说…

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注意到你孩子肤色全年都黑?

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有…

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我曾祖母有一半意大利血统

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也许解释他们为何头发卷曲

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那又怎样?

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很多人有不同种类的头发

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你究竟想说什么?

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我只想说…

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他们的鸭仔比香肠还要大

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你在说我儿子

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对,关于

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费拿,轮到你了

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查理…

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别放在心里,我随便说说

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神父,我心里很气顶

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怕自己总有一天…

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若不及早处理,会爆出来

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孩子,你恨什么?

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不知,其实,我恨很多东西

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以老婆为例,我深爱她,但…

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我怀疑他有婚外情

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也许我神经过敏,但…

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觉得整个镇的人
都在背后笑我

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查理,是你吗?

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查理最怕的事终于来了

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查理,对不起

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真的很对不起

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但一定要这样做

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我找到心灵友伴

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我以为自己就是你心灵友伴

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快点,长腿女郎,甜心,快点

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我不知怎样说

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身不由己

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查理,再见

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但你说过甘愿吃鲸油

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我会晚晚叫她吃鲸油

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男人心碎后的反应很有趣

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有些情绪激动,哭个半死

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有些拿枝半自动步枪
胡乱杀人

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但查理没半点反应

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他狠狠地吞下这口气

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感到心疼气顶

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他强忍一切伤痛

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当然,这样做并不容易…

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独力养大占姆
李夏菲、小桑达

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查理将小屋变成大家庭…

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儿子长大,都聪明过人

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在做什么?

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爹,做飞机

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再见

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再见,爹

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工作愉快

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爹,我爱你

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不

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喂！快停下！不

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占姆,你常闯祸

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不准起飞

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小白鸽要飞过多少个海洋…

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小桑达
为何吃那么多不长肉?

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不知,够运吧

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炮弹要飞多少次…

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猜到那声?是高麦比尔！

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才永远遭禁飞?

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爹,可否看有线台的比路?

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比路?

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求求你

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好好吧

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我去非洲的野外

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看到狮子,活生生的狮子

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不是动物园那些玩具狮子

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怎样逗它们:喂,死狮子

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向它掷东西,它会说:噢

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他们生活有序,日子慢慢过去

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孩子们长大成人

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我首先叫她吃我的沙律

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那家伙说:什么叫吃我的沙律?

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吃我的沙律…

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即是说用果酱或糖浆伴
吃你屁股

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我会选糖浆

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那个死仔真风趣

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查理工作不如意
但孩子很出色

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妈的,搞不清这氚核的原子量

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很简单,告诉我

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氚核由什么组成?

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质子和中子

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这鬼质予在算式中数值多少?

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不知将它从算式中拿走

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你是说将质子
和中子的值加起?

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我明白了,但那中子呢?

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死鬼费密听到这蠢话
死不瞑目

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他会打你屁肢

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别这样骂他

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我在帮他,他问的问题很蠢

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我不是蠢材

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你们早

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爹,你好吗?

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为何那么吵?讨论功课

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我的幼子怎样了?

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量子物理很深
不努力便拿乙加

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那就弊家伙

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他真笨,以为万历帝是日历

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你以为多   是领呔

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我要走了,去除暴安良

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锡锡

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爹

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查理在屋内极受尊重

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但在外面…就完全不同了

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艾,早

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查理

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见到我的早报去了哪里?

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我老婆拿了入厕所

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可否看完后,扔到我屋前?

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你上班不就有报纸看吗?

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对,我…

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我可以的,你说得对

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喂,佐治

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你们好！

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听着,狄克…看这双巨乳

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真妙,正合老子口味

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那乳沟深不可测

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两艘飞船

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巨大无比

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有什么稀奇,她是个好妈妈

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好妈妈

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她不是我妈

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她是性感妈妈

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笑死我她是个好妈妈

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真好笑

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狄克,这样打扰你,真对不起

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但你的车一定要驶走

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没问题,十五分钟后便走

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我不是吹毛求疵,但…

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依法律规定,你只能泊一小时

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你已泊了三天

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好了,法律大晒

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将车泊在杂货店后,知道吗?

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知道

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这条?

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00:17:32,898 --> 00:17:37,510
常言道:
缩头龟只能做虾兵蟹将

240
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:42,689
自己也管不了,怎能管别人

241
00:17:42,785 --> 00:17:43,389
甜心?

242
00:17:43,947 --> 00:17:48,895
很危险,快到行人道上

243
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:51,810
我爹说你是乌龟,不用听你说

244
00:17:56,490 --> 00:18:00,096
我尊重你爹的看法…

245
00:18:00,202 --> 00:18:03,367
但我是执法人员,我…

246
00:18:03,463 --> 00:18:04,441
滚蛋

247
00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:08,421
别说粗口

248
00:18:19,048 --> 00:18:21,417
对不起,查理

249
00:18:21,541 --> 00:18:23,401
我可否打个尖?我有急事

250
00:18:23,939 --> 00:18:26,528
随便你真是大好人

251
00:18:26,633 --> 00:18:29,252
孩子！来这里,快

252
00:18:31,783 --> 00:18:35,936
叫你们跟着我的,停手,放下

253
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:16,227
顽癣膏

254
00:19:16,773 --> 00:19:17,983
顽癣膏?

255
00:19:18,117 --> 00:19:20,389
甜心,那里患了顽癣?

256
00:19:20,485 --> 00:19:22,758
痒痒难受?

257
00:19:22,853 --> 00:19:24,282
什么?

258
00:19:24,427 --> 00:19:26,143
没什么

259
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:29,855
没有印价钱

260
00:19:30,535 --> 00:19:32,991
第五行,查顽癣膏的售价

261
00:19:33,097 --> 00:19:36,059
再说一次,查顽癣膏的售价…

262
00:19:36,165 --> 00:19:38,180
第五行,是顽癣膏

263
00:19:38,285 --> 00:19:42,026
客人有香港脚,要买这药膏…

264
00:19:42,121 --> 00:19:44,510
用后周身有酸味

265
00:19:47,626 --> 00:19:49,055
快点去查

266
00:19:51,338 --> 00:19:53,343
大块头,听到消息吗?

267
00:19:53,477 --> 00:19:56,383
我儿子比利
担任高中歌舞剧主角

268
00:19:56,517 --> 00:19:57,985
他一定是女人型

269
00:20:10,279 --> 00:20:13,789
仍在街中玩?
查理,我告诉爹

270
00:20:13,896 --> 00:20:16,417
答错了,丑八怪,我叫阿庆

271
00:21:02,731 --> 00:21:03,977
狄克,你的车来了

272
00:21:04,744 --> 00:21:05,694
替你泊好

273
00:21:06,279 --> 00:21:07,977
还有…

274
00:21:11,084 --> 00:21:13,385
你的车头灯坏了

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00:21:53,704 --> 00:21:56,199
很好味

276
00:21:56,304 --> 00:21:58,212
拿着,局长多谢你,马琴

277
00:21:59,824 --> 00:22:01,895
有麻烦,查理不妥

278
00:22:07,439 --> 00:22:12,139
罗德岛警局未处理过这种事…

279
00:22:12,233 --> 00:22:16,396
因此送他去波士顿见心理医生

280
00:22:16,972 --> 00:22:20,137
他们很快找到病因

281
00:22:20,233 --> 00:22:22,889
你体内有根螺丝松了

282
00:22:23,532 --> 00:22:26,831
医生断定你人格分裂

283
00:22:27,340 --> 00:22:28,749
精神分裂

284
00:22:30,159 --> 00:22:31,501
我记不起有过这种行为

285
00:22:31,596 --> 00:22:35,874
根据报告
做这种行为的不是你

286
00:22:36,008 --> 00:22:37,706
是另一个人阿庆

287
00:22:38,377 --> 00:22:42,502
他说他叫阿庆他想占据你

288
00:22:42,607 --> 00:22:45,542
为何说“占据”?怎入我体内?

289
00:22:45,648 --> 00:22:46,597
你创造他

290
00:22:46,702 --> 00:22:49,483
用来逃避问题

291
00:22:49,579 --> 00:22:52,514
自从…

292
00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:59,113
你一直逃避,不敢与人对撼

293
00:22:59,209 --> 00:23:00,522
但这家伙…阿庆

294
00:23:00,657 --> 00:23:01,894
他没有

295
00:23:02,028 --> 00:23:05,538
医生认为你出于必要创造这人

296
00:23:05,672 --> 00:23:07,916
你不懂得自卫

297
00:23:08,013 --> 00:23:13,863
查理
为何莎娜离开时不放假?

298
00:23:17,450 --> 00:23:21,201
为何要放假?你知个中原因?

299
00:23:21,296 --> 00:23:23,876
每天都有女人抛弃丈夫

300
00:23:23,981 --> 00:23:28,393
为何叫警局少一个人?
我没有病

301
00:23:37,072 --> 00:23:39,595
有食药吗?

302
00:23:45,042 --> 00:23:47,882
我对医生结果不大信任

303
00:23:47,987 --> 00:23:49,924
食了很口干

304
00:23:50,028 --> 00:23:53,482
记住食药,罗宾医生吩咐的

305
00:23:53,577 --> 00:23:56,138
无法无天

306
00:23:57,194 --> 00:24:00,943
难怪不能成为大州
目光浅窄

307
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,428
应降格成罗德区
欢迎发表意见

308
00:24:03,532 --> 00:24:06,151
可否将这鬼东西拿走?

309
00:24:06,285 --> 00:24:08,357
可否别眼光光望着我的屁股?

310
00:24:10,093 --> 00:24:12,068
碧查,什么事?

311
00:24:12,203 --> 00:24:14,956
她叫艾莲,我截停她的车…

312
00:24:15,051 --> 00:24:20,421
她车尾灯坏了
发现纽约通缉她

313
00:24:20,527 --> 00:24:22,896
撞车不顾而去?

314
00:24:22,992 --> 00:24:26,253
那受伤的行人向警方报案

315
00:24:26,348 --> 00:24:28,938
记不起,完全荒谬

316
00:24:29,034 --> 00:24:31,624
一生人未试过遇车祸

317
00:24:31,730 --> 00:24:34,990
我与纽约州巡警通过电话

318
00:24:35,087 --> 00:24:39,210
他们说指控有根有据

319
00:24:39,344 --> 00:24:41,829
听着,我怎能…

320
00:24:41,963 --> 00:24:44,331
五月二十日你在纽约的曼沙纳?

321
00:24:44,465 --> 00:24:48,388
我往在那里,但没遇交通意外

322
00:24:48,945 --> 00:24:51,841
当时驾车去博克岛找我姐姐

323
00:24:52,206 --> 00:24:56,617
你不像坏人,用书信解决这事?

324
00:24:56,722 --> 00:24:59,658
对不起,你毋须向我解释

325
00:24:59,762 --> 00:25:03,723
若是弄错了
你要去曼沙纳交待

326
00:25:04,012 --> 00:25:07,789
什么！是别人弄错了…

327
00:25:07,885 --> 00:25:12,010
却要我驾车回纽约?

328
00:25:20,882 --> 00:25:21,897
不是

329
00:25:24,142 --> 00:25:26,798
有警员陪你去

330
00:25:31,660 --> 00:25:33,482
大老细,关掉你的电话

331
00:25:34,030 --> 00:25:35,939
蠢才

332
00:25:36,044 --> 00:25:37,866
艾莲,怎样了?

333
00:25:37,971 --> 00:25:40,685
我在罗德岛警局

334
00:25:40,819 --> 00:25:43,668
说我犯事,要送我回曼沙纳

335
00:25:43,764 --> 00:25:45,039
你知内情?

336
00:25:45,136 --> 00:25:46,862
完全不知你说什么

337
00:25:46,958 --> 00:25:49,548
狄克！别吹牛

338
00:25:53,556 --> 00:25:58,025
听着,我跟你一刀两断

339
00:25:58,132 --> 00:26:00,874
别再烦我

340
00:26:00,979 --> 00:26:03,875
叫你的老友别烦我,好吗?

341
00:26:03,981 --> 00:26:05,410
我是老实人

342
00:26:05,526 --> 00:26:10,282
有需要,我帮你,说详尽点

343
00:26:13,074 --> 00:26:15,922
纽约的曼沙纳?很近加拿大

344
00:26:16,046 --> 00:26:18,664
我知,不是我的主意

345
00:26:18,769 --> 00:26:22,732
我送那女孩北上
然后放假一周

346
00:26:22,837 --> 00:26:25,004
一周?好鬼长

347
00:26:25,110 --> 00:26:28,619
要休息一下,适应药力

348
00:26:29,358 --> 00:26:32,974
爹,别担心,我们已长大成人

349
00:26:33,070 --> 00:26:35,342
这两个衰人买菜,由我煮

350
00:26:35,822 --> 00:26:39,505
你煮饭?你懂个屁

351
00:26:39,601 --> 00:26:42,698
我会叫桑达减低于四百磅
算了

352
00:26:42,805 --> 00:26:45,422
不会有事

353
00:26:48,079 --> 00:26:52,874
我明天走
十一时后,不准会女友

354
00:26:53,909 --> 00:26:55,503
爹,知道了

355
00:26:55,597 --> 00:26:57,871
再见,爹爹,别担心

356
00:26:57,966 --> 00:26:58,869
我爱你

357
00:26:58,964 --> 00:27:01,227
仙达溪乡村俱乐部

358
00:27:01,332 --> 00:27:02,925
这艾莲是什么人?

359
00:27:03,031 --> 00:27:06,953
以前帮我手

360
00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:10,837
聘她做球场总监
我们关系密切

361
00:27:10,934 --> 00:27:12,525
你真笨

362
00:27:14,262 --> 00:27:17,676
这条手尾会叫你和我周身蚁

363
00:27:19,411 --> 00:27:20,755
她知道多少?

364
00:27:20,851 --> 00:27:23,565
可能偷听到一些内情

365
00:27:23,670 --> 00:27:26,288
要看看她知道多少

366
00:27:26,383 --> 00:27:30,345
报案人叫彼德森,环保署人员

367
00:27:30,451 --> 00:27:33,904
环保署?很易使钱买通

368
00:27:33,999 --> 00:27:36,559
并非每个人都受贿

369
00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:40,655
查理虽不大同意上司的话…

370
00:27:40,751 --> 00:27:42,765
但仍然照做

371
00:27:42,870 --> 00:27:44,012
查理,路上小心

372
00:27:44,118 --> 00:27:45,968
上校,我会的

373
00:27:50,485 --> 00:27:52,010
小姐,坐稳

374
00:28:00,882 --> 00:28:07,029
他需要休息
回来时一定很精神

375
00:28:07,125 --> 00:28:10,674
那要看我们是否让他回来

376
00:28:10,769 --> 00:28:12,045
什么意思?

377
00:28:12,149 --> 00:28:17,070
我是说他会给我们很多麻烦

378
00:28:17,176 --> 00:28:18,797
也许要他离警队

379
00:28:18,901 --> 00:28:23,180
什么?警务工作是他的生命

380
00:28:23,284 --> 00:28:25,740
我知,妈的

381
00:28:25,999 --> 00:28:28,396
我知

382
00:28:33,623 --> 00:28:37,392
这天气驾车很爽
但要留心飞虫

383
00:29:15,573 --> 00:29:19,439
在公路上飞驰很过瘾

384
00:29:32,471 --> 00:29:35,791
天呀

385
00:29:39,607 --> 00:29:41,679
那是货车司机的杰作

386
00:29:41,784 --> 00:29:43,884
希望他们会找人来清理

387
00:29:46,388 --> 00:29:49,103
真可怜,多可怕

388
00:29:49,783 --> 00:29:53,811
看来它躺在这里好一段时间

389
00:29:55,029 --> 00:29:58,578
不知能否移动它,总要试试

390
00:29:58,712 --> 00:30:00,975
在那一边推真的?

391
00:30:01,272 --> 00:30:03,181
对,试用力推

392
00:30:04,313 --> 00:30:05,617
准备好?

393
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:09,971
开始,用尽饮奶力推

394
00:30:10,738 --> 00:30:16,206
好,但…它未死

395
00:30:16,311 --> 00:30:17,969
退后,我来处理

396
00:30:18,065 --> 00:30:19,667
真可怕

397
00:30:21,527 --> 00:30:23,254
别望过来,知道吗?

398
00:30:29,363 --> 00:30:32,269
好了,老家伙…

399
00:30:32,403 --> 00:30:35,722
除去你的痛楚

400
00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:45,744
事情不如人意,上天另有安排

401
00:30:57,818 --> 00:31:00,149
竟有这种事?

402
00:31:01,875 --> 00:31:03,257
我的老天

403
00:31:08,378 --> 00:31:12,531
你究竟死得未?去死吧

404
00:31:13,462 --> 00:31:16,876
别再挣扎求存

405
00:31:16,982 --> 00:31:20,395
快去金山卖鸭蛋吧

406
00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:22,159
来,帮我,想想办法

407
00:31:22,812 --> 00:31:25,113
我不…

408
00:31:25,210 --> 00:31:26,188
快归西吧

409
00:31:26,293 --> 00:31:29,525
快归西吧

410
00:31:29,621 --> 00:31:32,488
去吧

411
00:31:42,587 --> 00:31:44,976
真难搅,但…

412
00:31:45,493 --> 00:31:46,990
我相信我们做得对

413
00:31:54,107 --> 00:31:55,793
距曼沙纳十二英里

414
00:31:56,216 --> 00:31:58,421
纽约州巡警

415
00:32:03,965 --> 00:32:04,493
有什么事?

416
00:32:04,636 --> 00:32:06,574
我是罗德岛州警查理

417
00:32:06,708 --> 00:32:10,507
带一个叫艾莲的犯人归还你们

418
00:32:10,651 --> 00:32:12,787
我去告诉他们,你已来了

419
00:32:12,884 --> 00:32:14,861
好的

420
00:32:25,304 --> 00:32:26,196
是什么?

421
00:32:27,799 --> 00:32:30,800
有点毛病

422
00:32:30,906 --> 00:32:35,183
隔六小时食药,否则有事
小事

423
00:32:36,861 --> 00:32:38,961
什么毛病?

424
00:32:39,096 --> 00:32:41,944
精神分裂失控性狂怒

425
00:32:49,175 --> 00:32:51,315
你的屁股发麻?

426
00:32:52,474 --> 00:32:54,614
不会,但…

427
00:32:54,709 --> 00:32:58,028
食了药,口很干

428
00:32:58,143 --> 00:33:00,473
我是说坐车那么久,屁股发麻

429
00:33:00,569 --> 00:33:05,211
不会,坐惯了,屁股会调节

430
00:33:05,527 --> 00:33:08,692
艾莲,我叫彼德森
我柏档布撒

431
00:33:08,827 --> 00:33:11,924
我们是环保署人员

432
00:33:12,058 --> 00:33:17,429
环保署?我撞倒秃鹰?

433
00:33:17,534 --> 00:33:22,579
迟点告诉你,先跟我们走

434
00:33:24,412 --> 00:33:26,483
为何现在不解释?

435
00:33:27,768 --> 00:33:28,698
小姐…

436
00:33:28,794 --> 00:33:33,235
我们控告你撞车
目的是要找你

437
00:33:33,340 --> 00:33:36,821
找我做什么?

438
00:33:36,928 --> 00:33:39,823
布撒探员?

439
00:33:40,638 --> 00:33:44,792
你可随便用我们的地方

440
00:33:44,887 --> 00:33:46,902
可用我们的盘问证人室

441
00:33:47,036 --> 00:33:49,942
多谢,积克,但我们要走了

442
00:33:51,486 --> 00:33:54,449
若有什么要帮手…

443
00:34:05,977 --> 00:34:11,030
对不起,我只是想…

444
00:34:11,127 --> 00:34:13,688
喝点水

445
00:34:21,437 --> 00:34:25,878
若有人签个名,我便可离去

446
00:34:30,039 --> 00:34:33,520
艾莲,祝好运,希望一切顺利

447
00:34:34,393 --> 00:34:35,229
查理,真多谢你

448
00:34:37,502 --> 00:34:39,871
我没犯事

449
00:34:40,407 --> 00:34:45,077
你留在屋里的大麻
又怎解释?

450
00:34:46,776 --> 00:34:50,640
有吸大麻,那又怎样,犯法?

451
00:34:50,784 --> 00:34:52,184
对

452
00:34:52,319 --> 00:34:56,989
与有份贿赂、吞公款
逃税一样

453
00:34:57,085 --> 00:34:58,870
你说什么?

454
00:34:58,975 --> 00:35:02,264
认识狄克吗?

455
00:35:02,648 --> 00:35:07,087
他的仙达溪公司
受调查十八个月

456
00:35:07,194 --> 00:35:10,771
我怎会是同谋?
只是管高球球场

457
00:35:10,877 --> 00:35:14,618
像仙达溪公司这种大公司

458
00:35:14,713 --> 00:35:18,290
你怎样受聘做球场监督

459
00:35:18,424 --> 00:35:20,122
阴差阳错

460
00:35:20,697 --> 00:35:25,205
我的上手特斯死了

461
00:35:25,310 --> 00:35:28,178
心脏病去世

462
00:35:29,118 --> 00:35:32,379
环保署人员认为
艾莲隐瞒真相…

463
00:35:32,474 --> 00:35:34,613
她的性命有危险

464
00:35:34,718 --> 00:35:38,430
他们向她说出真相…

465
00:35:38,526 --> 00:35:42,583
有政府人员受贿,恐吓…

466
00:35:42,689 --> 00:35:44,693
她的上手心脏病死?

467
00:35:44,799 --> 00:35:48,472
不,是被冷血谋杀

468
00:35:48,605 --> 00:35:52,951
天

469
00:35:58,494 --> 00:36:00,633
失陪一会

470
00:36:18,654 --> 00:36:19,670
送薄饼的小厮

471
00:36:23,228 --> 00:36:23,900
多少饯?

472
00:36:24,033 --> 00:36:26,393
总共十三元九角五分

473
00:36:50,332 --> 00:36:51,760
杂种

474
00:37:08,706 --> 00:37:10,971
幸好查理先前告诉她…

475
00:37:11,077 --> 00:37:14,299
他住在芝士旅馆

476
00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:17,243
麦理?

477
00:37:17,349 --> 00:37:21,051
艾莲在柜台偷了锁匙
开门入内

478
00:37:28,962 --> 00:37:32,501
手部滋润液

479
00:37:33,087 --> 00:37:35,675
查理,你干什么?

480
00:37:35,771 --> 00:37:36,989
艾莲?

481
00:37:39,262 --> 00:37:42,840
艾莲,我只是…

482
00:37:42,945 --> 00:37:49,207
研究你的档案,看有否漏洞

483
00:37:49,314 --> 00:37:52,248
你的嘴唇像我一样干燥吗?

484
00:37:52,355 --> 00:37:53,975
算了！要你帮忙

485
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:56,765
发生枪击,探员被杀

486
00:37:56,899 --> 00:37:59,259
他们追杀我

487
00:37:59,364 --> 00:38:02,587
天,我知是狄克干的好事

488
00:38:07,133 --> 00:38:08,994
准备怎梳做?

489
00:38:10,307 --> 00:38:11,708
报警

490
00:38:11,814 --> 00:38:15,803
不,狄克收买他们
我才来找你

491
00:38:17,183 --> 00:38:21,404
这事很严重,你别…

492
00:38:23,235 --> 00:38:24,376
我走了

493
00:38:24,483 --> 00:38:27,580
等等,别这样,让我想一想

494
00:38:28,703 --> 00:38:31,676
到别处想,他们快来到这里

495
00:38:32,165 --> 00:38:33,507
去死

496
00:38:41,246 --> 00:38:43,385
去那里?

497
00:38:43,491 --> 00:38:45,314
一会便知

498
00:38:46,464 --> 00:38:51,135
他们一直逃-
查理打了几个电话

499
00:39:02,624 --> 00:39:04,216
艾莲,别慌张

500
00:39:04,350 --> 00:39:05,981
别担心,我会应付

501
00:39:08,677 --> 00:39:10,527
查理,做得好

502
00:39:10,661 --> 00:39:12,858
对不起,要约你在这里见面

503
00:39:13,030 --> 00:39:16,186
不要紧,地方不错
她有点担心

504
00:39:16,291 --> 00:39:20,280
我儿子也是怀疑差人是坏蛋

505
00:39:27,138 --> 00:39:31,003
听着
我没对环保署人员说什么

506
00:39:31,109 --> 00:39:34,685
狄克告诉我你是醒目女

507
00:39:34,820 --> 00:39:37,150
为何笨到去找这傻佬

508
00:39:42,368 --> 00:39:43,615
傻佬,放下枪

509
00:39:44,804 --> 00:39:45,820
你正被拍入镜头

510
00:39:47,940 --> 00:39:49,369
什么意思?

511
00:39:49,475 --> 00:39:51,201
我的车有相机

512
00:39:55,363 --> 00:39:57,147
很难打游移不定的对手?

513
00:40:12,895 --> 00:40:14,813
中招,打得好

514
00:40:15,618 --> 00:40:16,598
上车

515
00:40:18,562 --> 00:40:20,931
快点

516
00:40:24,576 --> 00:40:27,358
你当时有什么计划?

517
00:40:27,463 --> 00:40:29,880
通知警方愚不可及

518
00:40:29,985 --> 00:40:33,667
冷静点

519
00:40:33,764 --> 00:40:36,574
甜心,用用脑

520
00:40:36,709 --> 00:40:38,233
查理是个白痴

521
00:40:38,367 --> 00:40:41,369
我才是大英雄

522
00:40:45,253 --> 00:40:49,598
要作点解释…

523
00:40:49,704 --> 00:40:53,406
他自称阿庆…

524
00:40:53,512 --> 00:40:57,597
找到一个无人地方
说出整件事

525
00:40:57,923 --> 00:41:01,308
即是说,你不是查理

526
00:41:01,413 --> 00:41:05,182
你见过他,他一受压便折埋

527
00:41:05,289 --> 00:41:08,991
有急难时,他袖手旁观

528
00:41:09,124 --> 00:41:11,167
等等,你可否…

529
00:41:16,039 --> 00:41:18,398
简单一点

530
00:41:18,532 --> 00:41:22,015
查理累你有麻烦
我救你出生天

531
00:41:22,628 --> 00:41:26,848
我叫阿庆,你可叫我…

532
00:41:26,954 --> 00:41:29,917
庆哥仔

533
00:41:30,023 --> 00:41:31,615
原来是真的

534
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:33,504
查理精神分裂

535
00:41:33,609 --> 00:41:36,602
我不知,我和他互不往来

536
00:41:38,146 --> 00:41:41,599
听着

537
00:41:42,624 --> 00:41:45,761
我是硬汉,但柔情似水

538
00:41:45,857 --> 00:41:48,733
能感受到你心中的恐惧

539
00:41:48,867 --> 00:41:52,321
我心里的收发机收到讯号

540
00:41:52,416 --> 00:41:55,840
阿庆?阿庆

541
00:41:55,946 --> 00:41:58,813
很多谢你帮忙…

542
00:41:58,919 --> 00:41:59,993
可否有办法…

543
00:42:00,098 --> 00:42:05,498
找查理出来商量一下

544
00:42:05,863 --> 00:42:07,110
没问题

545
00:42:07,205 --> 00:42:12,442
随便你乱说,我不想浪费时间

546
00:42:12,586 --> 00:42:14,274
我来这里救你

547
00:42:14,408 --> 00:42:17,698
要救你,必定要你完全信赖

548
00:42:23,336 --> 00:42:24,795
好

549
00:42:25,380 --> 00:42:27,931
靓女,满意?

550
00:42:28,037 --> 00:42:30,942
阿庆,别这样叫我

551
00:42:41,732 --> 00:42:43,678
怎能称冥王星是一个星球?

552
00:42:43,783 --> 00:42:47,495
那有星球有椭图形的轨迹?
去死

553
00:42:47,592 --> 00:42:50,890
云信科士打遭谋杀

554
00:42:50,987 --> 00:42:53,019
云信科士打被谋杀致死

555
00:42:53,125 --> 00:42:56,318
可否不再当黑客入侵
军部档案?

556
00:42:56,424 --> 00:43:00,893
谁理那些坏政客如何死?
快温习

557
00:43:00,999 --> 00:43:03,550
爹警告过你别胡乱

558
00:43:03,656 --> 00:43:06,341
再作威作福
就会没耶鲁奖学金

559
00:43:06,436 --> 00:43:10,014
被迫入史丹福大学,那就丢架

560
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:15,903
考试未得满分
入杜奇大学够运

561
00:43:16,009 --> 00:43:17,351
妈的,我当时患感冒

562
00:43:17,475 --> 00:43:20,890
感冒！你当时血管异常胀大

563
00:43:22,118 --> 00:43:24,025
你又说废话了

564
00:43:24,169 --> 00:43:27,268
那家伙可能是
长春藤大学的学生

565
00:43:27,363 --> 00:43:28,707
去开门吧

566
00:43:28,812 --> 00:43:31,325
别阻我温习

567
00:43:33,223 --> 00:43:34,950
喂,队长

568
00:43:35,045 --> 00:43:37,951
究竟搞什么鬼?

569
00:43:38,057 --> 00:43:41,404
这位是阿尼士探员你们好

570
00:43:41,510 --> 00:43:44,291
什么事?有麻烦

571
00:43:44,386 --> 00:43:46,248
收拾行装

572
00:43:51,878 --> 00:43:53,469
准备好出发

573
00:43:53,603 --> 00:43:56,902
有足够储备,足供三天食用

574
00:44:09,956 --> 00:44:13,888
香烟破坏臭氧层

575
00:44:38,085 --> 00:44:39,303
喂,人渣

576
00:44:42,535 --> 00:44:45,287
对,我与你说话,废物

577
00:44:47,149 --> 00:44:48,807
快拾起那烟头…

578
00:44:48,903 --> 00:44:52,548
否则用它来烧破你的鞋底

579
00:44:52,941 --> 00:44:56,480
别劳气,只是一支香烟

580
00:44:56,615 --> 00:44:58,110
是吗?

581
00:44:58,954 --> 00:45:02,531
这是拳头,挥动起来
威力无窍

582
00:45:03,817 --> 00:45:05,159
来试试看

583
00:45:27,055 --> 00:45:29,413
凑这疯子

584
00:45:29,510 --> 00:45:32,386
等等,他是傻的

585
00:45:36,617 --> 00:45:38,794
我给什么打中?

586
00:45:39,397 --> 00:45:43,464
阿庆惹事,查理受罪

587
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:47,877
除了尿带点血外
他没其他损伤

588
00:45:50,216 --> 00:45:52,997
对不起,要你认识阿庆

589
00:45:53,103 --> 00:45:55,011
我一定病得很严重

590
00:45:55,116 --> 00:45:58,013
阿庆是个疯子

591
00:45:58,158 --> 00:46:00,363
他曾救过我们的命

592
00:46:03,374 --> 00:46:05,570
他另有妙计,他想…

593
00:46:05,676 --> 00:46:07,201
你听阿庆的话?

594
00:46:07,307 --> 00:46:12,744
看他怎对我！他失控了

595
00:46:13,607 --> 00:46:18,844
应快找另一间警局报案

596
00:46:18,959 --> 00:46:22,661
不,我们不知狄克有多大势力

597
00:46:24,521 --> 00:46:26,468
知道吗?

598
00:46:26,574 --> 00:46:29,796
现在是时候
找全美精英执法机构

599
00:46:30,957 --> 00:46:32,548
罗德岛州警

600
00:46:33,258 --> 00:46:37,219
那些坏探员不会窃听吧?

601
00:46:37,834 --> 00:46:39,560
他们十分钟便能找到我们

602
00:46:40,010 --> 00:46:42,379
他们几乎一早害死我

603
00:46:43,271 --> 00:46:47,137
好了
那个阿庆天材有何妙计?

604
00:46:47,242 --> 00:46:49,764
他认为应找间屋躲起来

605
00:46:50,512 --> 00:46:52,776
怎解决水、食物?

606
00:46:52,872 --> 00:46:54,598
他有储备,在车尾厢

607
00:47:05,579 --> 00:47:06,988
就是这些储备

608
00:47:11,056 --> 00:47:13,290
对,他别有用心

609
00:47:14,508 --> 00:47:17,126
就是这些?没其他东西?

610
00:47:17,231 --> 00:47:19,207
不,还有其他东西

611
00:47:20,013 --> 00:47:22,659
一条绳、一个铲…

612
00:47:22,765 --> 00:47:26,314
一袋石灰、一些飞镖

613
00:47:29,709 --> 00:47:33,190
我是姬斯汀
在克林顿镇报导…

614
00:47:33,325 --> 00:47:37,036
警方大举追捕疯子警员查理

615
00:47:37,131 --> 00:47:40,805
相信他与绑架艾莲有关

616
00:47:40,911 --> 00:47:45,218
废话,爹不会杀人
不会绑架人

617
00:47:45,323 --> 00:47:47,049
你爹精神崩溃

618
00:47:47,144 --> 00:47:50,788
一定要找他
免得他和他人受伤

619
00:47:50,895 --> 00:47:53,100
不会有人受伤

620
00:47:53,196 --> 00:47:55,403
爹不会伤一只苍蝇

621
00:47:55,499 --> 00:47:58,059
不,他伤害更大的猎物

622
00:47:58,155 --> 00:48:01,569
据报他向一只名种牛连开六枪

623
00:48:01,675 --> 00:48:04,129
那可怜的牛竟然奇   生还

624
00:48:06,220 --> 00:48:10,919
他根本没问题,他在服药

625
00:48:11,024 --> 00:48:12,780
那些药留在酒店

626
00:48:12,877 --> 00:48:17,451
自始便疯了,变得疯癫

627
00:48:18,122 --> 00:48:20,136
我有一事不明白

628
00:48:20,242 --> 00:48:25,354
若他是疯子
为何你单独见他?

629
00:48:25,450 --> 00:48:28,932
你是谁?以为自己是大英雄?

630
00:48:29,037 --> 00:48:32,135
他是警员叫我单独去…

631
00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:33,966
我不知他是疯子

632
00:48:34,254 --> 00:48:35,530
我们爹不是疯子

633
00:48:35,625 --> 00:48:38,474
他也许患了
精神分裂失控性狂想

634
00:48:38,570 --> 00:48:42,320
但为人斯文

635
00:48:42,704 --> 00:48:46,895
他妈的机械人

636
00:48:50,251 --> 00:48:53,186
什么事?告诉我发生什么事?

637
00:48:53,741 --> 00:48:55,055
别碰我

638
00:48:55,411 --> 00:48:58,249
知你想怎样！见过你那些储备

639
00:49:00,081 --> 00:49:03,083
那东西

640
00:49:04,177 --> 00:49:08,033
不一定用在你身上

641
00:49:08,147 --> 00:49:12,041
会涂上润滑油,逐寸逐寸…

642
00:49:12,175 --> 00:49:13,191
慢慢来

643
00:49:13,326 --> 00:49:16,520
我是说铲和石灰

644
00:49:16,625 --> 00:49:18,859
铲和石灰?

645
00:49:26,733 --> 00:49:30,119
多谢你,很久没笑得这样开心

646
00:49:30,224 --> 00:49:31,241
有什么好笑?

647
00:49:31,346 --> 00:49:34,310
这是架偷回来的车那又怎样?

648
00:49:34,415 --> 00:49:36,324
那些东西是属于那坏探员的…

649
00:49:36,430 --> 00:49:39,211
你以为他会带我们回警局?

650
00:49:47,507 --> 00:49:50,374
艾莲决定他们应返回罗德岛…

651
00:49:50,701 --> 00:49:52,397
但阿庆有个主意

652
00:49:53,108 --> 00:49:54,987
真要这样做?

653
00:49:55,505 --> 00:49:59,246
大批警察正追捕这架车

654
00:49:59,341 --> 00:50:01,164
用公共交通工具较安全

655
00:50:01,259 --> 00:50:03,207
准备好?数九下

656
00:50:03,312 --> 00:50:05,134
一二三四五六七八九

657
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:22,790
他们再找不到这车了

658
00:50:22,897 --> 00:50:24,939
多谢赞赏

659
00:50:25,044 --> 00:50:27,720
你我看法一致真好
我也有同感

660
00:50:27,826 --> 00:50:32,879
没事?我没事

661
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:37,579
以为你想跳下去

662
00:50:37,685 --> 00:50:38,730
多谢你

663
00:50:43,248 --> 00:50:45,904
你很特别

664
00:50:46,029 --> 00:50:47,794
多谢赞赏

665
00:50:47,919 --> 00:50:50,672
希望大家认识多一点

666
00:50:50,767 --> 00:50:52,263
我也有同感

667
00:50:52,723 --> 00:50:53,644
和我上床?

668
00:50:57,940 --> 00:50:59,762
明白你的意思

669
00:50:59,858 --> 00:51:02,611
慢慢建立关系

670
00:51:06,898 --> 00:51:12,873
有没有从车头拿去一个银包?

671
00:51:13,650 --> 00:51:15,625
开玩笑?

672
00:51:18,733 --> 00:51:21,160
谈谈你的身世,来自那里?

673
00:51:21,294 --> 00:51:23,182
五湖四海

674
00:51:23,316 --> 00:51:25,551
纵横江湖,我最喜欢这种女性

675
00:51:26,386 --> 00:51:29,416
我家在德州,中等家庭

676
00:51:29,523 --> 00:51:30,932
高中后,搬去纽约…

677
00:51:31,959 --> 00:51:36,399
有人说你长得俏
叫你做模特儿

678
00:51:36,495 --> 00:51:39,112
但在纽约,人们一定刻薄你

679
00:51:39,218 --> 00:51:41,521
你化悲愤为食品,自称女演员

680
00:51:41,615 --> 00:51:46,986
没天份,很难在演艺界出头…

681
00:51:47,092 --> 00:51:50,603
只过着日夜颠倒的日子

682
00:51:50,737 --> 00:51:53,327
为出头,去隆胸,找寻…

683
00:51:53,460 --> 00:51:56,654
阔佬老头过一世

684
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:01,738
估中多少?

685
00:52:01,843 --> 00:52:04,528
从没去纽约市
去了康和尔大学

686
00:52:04,624 --> 00:52:07,213
念了个场地管理硕士…

687
00:52:07,318 --> 00:52:09,649
后来做了高球场地监督

688
00:52:09,745 --> 00:52:12,843
信不信由你,货真价实

689
00:52:13,782 --> 00:52:15,883
没提你饮食失调的事

690
00:52:15,989 --> 00:52:18,637
我没事这样瘦,总有问题

691
00:52:23,728 --> 00:52:25,675
阿庆,别碰我

692
00:52:34,479 --> 00:52:37,452
妈

693
00:52:37,557 --> 00:52:39,496
你真会惹人注意

694
00:52:40,081 --> 00:52:43,399
现在最要紧是求生

695
00:52:45,682 --> 00:52:48,655
我知怎样弄点钱

696
00:52:49,240 --> 00:52:51,119
打我

697
00:52:51,215 --> 00:52:53,488
兜头兜脸打我为什么?

698
00:52:53,622 --> 00:52:56,173
告诉人我在停车场遇劫

699
00:52:56,309 --> 00:52:59,157
管理公司要给钱我掩口

700
00:52:59,252 --> 00:53:01,256
快,大力打

701
00:53:02,197 --> 00:53:04,363
真是笨主意

702
00:53:04,469 --> 00:53:05,965
你有更好的主意?

703
00:53:06,770 --> 00:53:08,815
行不通的一定行得通

704
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:12,267
别姐手姐脚

705
00:53:12,373 --> 00:53:14,741
一定要让他们看到我伤痕满脸

706
00:53:20,658 --> 00:53:23,373
苦肉计不奏效

707
00:53:23,507 --> 00:53:27,218
查理苦上加苦

708
00:53:27,314 --> 00:53:29,769
你鼻子怎样?你听听

709
00:53:32,311 --> 00:53:34,574
查理,真对不起

710
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:37,069
很快便没事

711
00:53:37,173 --> 00:53:40,914
我飞脚踢你,你一定气我

712
00:53:41,009 --> 00:53:44,146
踢得很准

713
00:53:45,843 --> 00:53:50,217
你真乐观,这是天份

714
00:53:50,677 --> 00:53:54,388
我的心理医生却说我有问题

715
00:53:54,484 --> 00:54:00,047
说我有意歪曲白己的看法…

716
00:54:00,152 --> 00:54:03,213
叫自己更易接受现实

717
00:54:03,317 --> 00:54:06,128
你只想听自己喜欢的东西?

718
00:54:06,233 --> 00:54:09,772
多谢,我有自己的想法

719
00:54:13,235 --> 00:54:17,234
为何我找不到你这种男友?…

720
00:54:17,329 --> 00:54:20,235
那么平易近人

721
00:54:20,340 --> 00:54:22,825
有时我想自己的样子吸引浪蝶

722
00:54:22,930 --> 00:54:27,092
乱说,你很漂亮,多省镜

723
00:54:27,218 --> 00:54:31,926
人又纯真,看头发,乱得有型

724
00:54:32,022 --> 00:54:34,640
让皮肤外露,不怕有雀斑

725
00:54:34,746 --> 00:54:37,047
眼仔碌碌,像吃虾碌

726
00:54:37,144 --> 00:54:43,090
这些加起来成为美人儿

727
00:54:51,156 --> 00:54:53,496
知我在想什么?

728
00:54:54,484 --> 00:54:55,893
不知

729
00:54:55,988 --> 00:54:57,553
对了

730
00:55:00,727 --> 00:55:02,156
来

731
00:55:04,054 --> 00:55:05,100
不知能否追到

732
00:55:05,234 --> 00:55:08,170
一定能的
人平常只用一成潜能

733
00:55:08,274 --> 00:55:11,373
将其余潜能发挥出来

734
00:55:15,765 --> 00:55:17,176
加把劲

735
00:55:17,750 --> 00:55:19,918
一定得

736
00:55:20,282 --> 00:55:22,037
对你有信心

737
00:55:22,804 --> 00:55:25,173
别抛掉我

738
00:55:30,487 --> 00:55:32,874
比想象中容易！快

739
00:55:34,170 --> 00:55:35,627
查理,跑快点

740
00:55:35,771 --> 00:55:37,938
查理,快,你一定可以

741
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:40,778
用多点潜能

742
00:55:47,990 --> 00:55:50,224
查理,快,跑

743
00:55:50,329 --> 00:55:51,250
跳车

744
00:55:52,698 --> 00:55:54,416
跳车

745
00:55:56,659 --> 00:55:59,632
跳下火车

746
00:56:06,231 --> 00:56:08,235
噢

747
00:56:10,326 --> 00:56:12,503
快点,别胡闹

748
00:56:13,980 --> 00:56:19,504
乘火车不妙
因警方会先查火车

749
00:56:19,505 --> 00:56:22,536
没什么可以查了废话

750
00:56:22,641 --> 00:56:26,353
查过所有油站
食店,一无所获

751
00:56:26,451 --> 00:56:29,317
你老婆快乐吗?

752
00:56:29,423 --> 00:56:31,877
我老婆?对

753
00:56:31,984 --> 00:56:36,626
像你这种笨人,那会叫人快乐

754
00:56:37,366 --> 00:56:38,257
别乱说

755
00:56:40,695 --> 00:56:41,766
你说什么?

756
00:56:41,912 --> 00:56:46,408
第一:爹会避过你们查的路线

757
00:56:46,514 --> 00:56:49,267
第二:他不吃快餐

758
00:56:52,211 --> 00:56:54,925
我有三元五仙,你呢?

759
00:56:55,031 --> 00:56:56,202
六元

760
00:56:56,306 --> 00:56:58,352
好,我去叫餐

761
00:56:58,455 --> 00:57:00,720
我要鸡胸三文冶,去皮、干烤

762
00:57:26,683 --> 00:57:28,504
蠢仔,望什么?

763
00:57:31,220 --> 00:57:33,837
想撩我打架?来吧

764
00:57:33,943 --> 00:57:36,333
我心情很坏,你倒霉丁

765
00:57:36,916 --> 00:57:38,960
老友,你究竟怎样了?

766
00:57:39,065 --> 00:57:41,519
不关你事,是我与那小子的事

767
00:57:42,325 --> 00:57:43,706
住手

768
00:57:43,803 --> 00:57:44,848
他先搞我

769
00:57:44,982 --> 00:57:47,188
我代他向你们致歉

770
00:57:47,285 --> 00:57:48,981
四眼仔,我在这里,来吧

771
00:57:49,078 --> 00:57:51,313
可怜虫

772
00:57:51,419 --> 00:57:54,135
让他爹代他来与我打

773
00:57:54,230 --> 00:57:57,911
他神经病

774
00:58:02,621 --> 00:58:04,308
女人型

775
00:58:08,891 --> 00:58:11,127
老兄,想男人吗?

776
00:58:11,263 --> 00:58:13,679
你一定变回阿庆了

777
00:58:13,814 --> 00:58:15,703
挂念我?

778
00:58:16,279 --> 00:58:20,115
快叫查理来,我们关系较理想

779
00:58:20,481 --> 00:58:23,951
有用耳帖地听到水牛声吗?

780
00:58:24,056 --> 00:58:26,395
什么意思?

781
00:58:26,548 --> 00:58:29,456
叫他想办法对付我这头牛…

782
00:58:29,562 --> 00:58:32,429
否则我会占用他身体

783
00:58:32,534 --> 00:58:35,643
语无伦次

784
00:58:35,739 --> 00:58:38,739
天！来了个巨型棉花棒

785
00:58:38,845 --> 00:58:39,890
阿庆

786
00:58:39,995 --> 00:58:44,533
说笑
给他带来欢笑,小心笑死

787
00:58:45,847 --> 00:58:47,345
要看餐牌吗?

788
00:58:47,489 --> 00:58:50,107
多谢,不用了,我们已点了菜

789
00:58:55,488 --> 00:58:57,624
受够了

790
00:58:57,720 --> 00:58:59,285
什么意思,靓女?

791
00:58:59,391 --> 00:59:00,368
别再胡闹

792
00:59:00,473 --> 00:59:04,597
他那样对那孩子,真离谱

793
00:59:04,703 --> 00:59:07,225
看到他脸上表情?

794
00:59:09,788 --> 00:59:11,860
有点苍白

795
00:59:11,964 --> 00:59:14,715
你的话伤了他

796
00:59:14,811 --> 00:59:17,267
不同意,为何要估估下?

797
00:59:17,986 --> 00:59:19,512
牛奶仔,来

798
00:59:19,647 --> 00:59:22,428
来,小白兔

799
00:59:22,782 --> 00:59:25,783
快点

800
00:59:25,889 --> 00:59:31,069
我在这里有伤你吗?

801
00:59:31,164 --> 00:59:34,714
有,我不开心

802
00:59:34,820 --> 00:59:38,012
那句话令你不开心?棉花棒

803
00:59:38,109 --> 00:59:45,053
其实你每句话都令我不开心

804
00:59:48,286 --> 00:59:51,836
对不起

805
00:59:53,118 --> 00:59:56,698
衷心道歉

806
01:00:15,649 --> 01:00:19,294
没事吗?

807
01:00:19,906 --> 01:00:22,525
你不明白受压抑的感觉

808
01:00:22,660 --> 01:00:25,825
一世人要扮作有礼

809
01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:28,443
像封了口一样

810
01:00:28,521 --> 01:00:31,359
黑沉静默的世界,只有怒气

811
01:00:35,236 --> 01:00:39,712
只因他前妻抛弃他

812
01:00:39,808 --> 01:00:43,289
查理有妻子?

813
01:00:43,395 --> 01:00:46,589
未变心前,她很好

814
01:00:46,695 --> 01:00:49,026
当时我在他心中占重要位置

815
01:00:49,122 --> 01:00:54,111
但她一走
查理哑然,变得懦弱

816
01:00:54,244 --> 01:01:01,439
若你在他心中那么重要…

817
01:01:01,543 --> 01:01:06,146
她一走,亦令你阵脚大乱

818
01:01:11,527 --> 01:01:13,281
对

819
01:01:16,329 --> 01:01:20,964
她一走,伤害了我们两人

820
01:01:21,062 --> 01:01:23,236
我爱她

821
01:01:25,194 --> 01:01:27,940
她为何要走?

822
01:01:28,046 --> 01:01:31,074
我不是坏人

823
01:01:31,620 --> 01:01:34,758
我不是坏人

824
01:01:34,853 --> 01:01:37,058
不,你不是坏人

825
01:01:37,162 --> 01:01:40,099
你不是坏人,听到吗?

826
01:01:44,971 --> 01:01:47,550
你是好人

827
01:01:50,985 --> 01:01:53,802
真的?

828
01:01:54,285 --> 01:01:58,954
对,我渐渐觉得你是好人

829
01:02:06,117 --> 01:02:08,709
知我想怎样做?

830
01:02:08,813 --> 01:02:10,505
与查理修好

831
01:02:11,375 --> 01:02:14,118
我要与那小子修好

832
01:02:18,252 --> 01:02:21,517
阿庆?

833
01:02:21,614 --> 01:02:24,543
布撒,他们在东南一百英里…

834
01:02:24,649 --> 01:02:26,472
正离开一间健康食店

835
01:02:26,566 --> 01:02:28,201
坐直升机十五分钟到

836
01:02:35,247 --> 01:02:37,454
已将一五零公路封锁

837
01:02:38,603 --> 01:02:39,917
起飞

838
01:02:59,283 --> 01:03:01,450
可否叫他不要这样?

839
01:03:02,257 --> 01:03:04,425
查理?

840
01:03:08,106 --> 01:03:09,009
我的鼻

841
01:03:10,899 --> 01:03:12,787
整了容

842
01:03:15,502 --> 01:03:16,452
好看吗?

843
01:03:16,558 --> 01:03:18,502
怎样发生的?

844
01:03:21,197 --> 01:03:24,363
阿庆想对你做好事,要我们…

845
01:03:24,467 --> 01:03:27,461
去找整容医生

846
01:03:27,566 --> 01:03:30,183
什么?你说整容医生?

847
01:03:30,290 --> 01:03:34,182
天呀！是什么?

848
01:03:34,317 --> 01:03:37,139
这是什么?

849
01:03:37,236 --> 01:03:40,046
阿庆觉得你…

850
01:03:40,142 --> 01:03:43,459
下巴不够男人味,所以…

851
01:03:43,573 --> 01:03:45,645
什么?

852
01:03:45,741 --> 01:03:47,084
我喜欢我下巴

853
01:03:47,190 --> 01:03:51,686
我喜欢我下巴,是我的

854
01:03:53,656 --> 01:03:55,086
怎样付钱?

855
01:03:55,191 --> 01:03:57,491
我借钱给他

856
01:03:57,587 --> 01:03:59,525
你是谁?

857
01:04:00,273 --> 01:04:02,862
是我,牛奶仔

858
01:04:08,435 --> 01:04:10,192
牛奶仔是谁,在这里干什么?

859
01:04:11,254 --> 01:04:17,162
很多人想送艾莲去西天

860
01:04:17,268 --> 01:04:19,638
你与我们一起不安全

861
01:04:19,732 --> 01:04:24,241
为什么?你们是我唯一朋友

862
01:04:24,692 --> 01:04:26,993
你家人呢?他们会挂往你

863
01:04:27,089 --> 01:04:28,914
我家人…

864
01:04:29,019 --> 01:04:31,692
不在了

865
01:04:32,949 --> 01:04:34,443
噢

866
01:04:42,454 --> 01:04:45,718
不能老叫你牛奶仔?真名是?

867
01:04:46,099 --> 01:04:50,540
加士伯,我朋友叫我白脸

868
01:04:50,645 --> 01:04:52,277
好

869
01:05:18,583 --> 01:05:20,339
只准伤残人士停泊

870
01:05:29,853 --> 01:05:31,993
梅菲先生,我替你的车添满油

871
01:05:32,090 --> 01:05:33,131
约瑟,多谢你

872
01:05:36,950 --> 01:05:38,582
对了

873
01:05:40,664 --> 01:05:42,801
快滚开我的车,死仔

874
01:05:44,796 --> 01:05:47,413
将我的车搞成点?

875
01:05:47,509 --> 01:05:50,714
我杀死你！一定捉到你

876
01:06:29,912 --> 01:06:31,479
你的恤衫怎样了?

877
01:06:33,884 --> 01:06:35,612
对不起

878
01:06:37,499 --> 01:06:39,444
整蛊你

879
01:06:39,771 --> 01:06:42,458
查理,那是什么?

880
01:06:42,555 --> 01:06:44,599
别想骗我

881
01:06:44,731 --> 01:06:46,907
不,查理

882
01:06:47,043 --> 01:06:51,033
我不受骗,扮得很似

883
01:06:51,140 --> 01:06:53,717
看我多笨?

884
01:07:12,190 --> 01:07:14,711
只有两间房,十九、二十…

885
01:07:15,172 --> 01:07:17,341
你们两人孖铺

886
01:07:29,474 --> 01:07:32,610
白脸…

887
01:07:32,706 --> 01:07:34,681
你家人发生什么事?

888
01:07:34,787 --> 01:07:36,573
我杀死他们

889
01:07:36,925 --> 01:07:39,650
再说一次?

890
01:07:40,196 --> 01:07:42,364
十五岁时,趁他们睡着,我…

891
01:07:42,470 --> 01:07:44,090
用捶仔将他们打死

892
01:07:44,196 --> 01:07:48,934
包括我妈、爹、兄、姐

893
01:07:49,030 --> 01:07:54,046
我姐姐当时还醒着

894
01:07:54,152 --> 01:07:57,498
真有点杀不下手

895
01:07:57,603 --> 01:07:58,581
对…

896
01:07:59,043 --> 01:08:02,497
每个人…

897
01:08:02,591 --> 01:08:05,527
都有家庭问题

898
01:08:05,633 --> 01:08:09,183
你每逢假期就会信感寂寞

899
01:08:09,287 --> 01:08:13,412
我上月二十一岁才放监

900
01:08:13,506 --> 01:08:15,780
老实说
我未准备好离开监狱…

901
01:08:15,876 --> 01:08:20,834
但监狱方面却要我走

902
01:08:20,969 --> 01:08:24,793
法律真是无聊,对吗?

903
01:08:24,927 --> 01:08:25,381
我估…

904
01:08:25,516 --> 01:08:30,368
监狱要腾地方装神经佬

905
01:08:30,473 --> 01:08:33,217
我去隔离房找那女子谈心

906
01:08:33,322 --> 01:08:34,175
加把劲

907
01:08:35,912 --> 01:08:37,023
什么?

908
01:08:37,128 --> 01:08:42,789
他刚说将睡梦中的家人杀光

909
01:08:42,885 --> 01:08:44,063
天

910
01:08:44,168 --> 01:08:46,623
他们竟放他出来

911
01:08:48,102 --> 01:08:50,052
所以…

912
01:08:50,156 --> 01:08:55,390
我来问你,可否让我留下

913
01:08:55,523 --> 01:08:57,862
我可以睡在车上

914
01:09:02,662 --> 01:09:04,635
那是我和孩子,我扮女人

915
01:09:07,878 --> 01:09:10,056
看你多趣怪

916
01:09:10,153 --> 01:09:13,471
何时拍的?万圣节?

917
01:09:13,578 --> 01:09:16,167
不,在家里闹着玩

918
01:09:20,367 --> 01:09:23,330
查理,你像个好父亲

919
01:09:26,505 --> 01:09:28,411
尽力而为

920
01:09:29,487 --> 01:09:31,521
孩子很可爱

921
01:09:33,009 --> 01:09:35,241
又快乐、又得意

922
01:09:35,338 --> 01:09:36,834
从不叫我担心

923
01:09:38,215 --> 01:09:41,188
全班二百一十一人名列前茅

924
01:09:41,294 --> 01:09:42,215
利害

925
01:09:42,320 --> 01:09:47,401
很有天份一定是遗传

926
01:09:49,322 --> 01:09:54,538
我身边连一张相片也没有

927
01:09:54,634 --> 01:09:56,843
为什么不带?不知

928
01:09:56,977 --> 01:09:59,663
我年轻时有带

929
01:09:59,760 --> 01:10:02,308
朋友之类的相片

930
01:10:02,413 --> 01:10:05,280
一定是相片太旧,烂了

931
01:10:07,601 --> 01:10:10,252
像与朋友的友谊一样

932
01:10:11,918 --> 01:10:13,482
太可惜

933
01:10:19,084 --> 01:10:21,385
不如将这相送给你留念?

934
01:10:21,490 --> 01:10:23,043
不,是你的

935
01:10:23,245 --> 01:10:26,634
开玩笑?我有很多,快收起

936
01:10:26,738 --> 01:10:28,902
真的?

937
01:10:29,037 --> 01:10:31,463
好吧

938
01:10:31,599 --> 01:10:33,768
多谢

939
01:10:35,376 --> 01:10:38,507
多谢

940
01:10:50,485 --> 01:10:52,942
口干

941
01:10:55,116 --> 01:10:58,414
去买支汽水

942
01:10:58,511 --> 01:11:00,418
要汽水吗?好

943
01:11:22,575 --> 01:11:26,058
我也领过野,不只一次,两次

944
01:11:29,751 --> 01:11:32,139
再踢一下,这次一定成功

945
01:11:39,408 --> 01:11:41,230
我刚才顿悟

946
01:11:41,336 --> 01:11:45,739
相信可以控制自己的毛病

947
01:11:45,845 --> 01:11:47,474
怎样学会的?

948
01:11:47,571 --> 01:11:49,997
首先,汽水机骗我

949
01:11:50,104 --> 01:11:54,293
我不介意,但给人笑

950
01:11:54,388 --> 01:11:55,501
不

951
01:11:56,211 --> 01:11:59,953
他一笑,令我悟到真谛

952
01:12:00,058 --> 01:12:01,810
开始有熟悉的感觉…

953
01:12:01,907 --> 01:12:04,500
我吸一口气,由十倒数…

954
01:12:04,635 --> 01:12:09,072
对那人说:你笑我,不能帮我

955
01:12:09,207 --> 01:12:12,172
他说:对不起,不是想取笑你

956
01:12:12,468 --> 01:12:15,057
我帮他拿力行李

957
01:12:15,151 --> 01:12:16,055
真的?

958
01:12:16,151 --> 01:12:19,086
好极

959
01:12:19,574 --> 01:12:21,004
你拿到汽水

960
01:12:21,107 --> 01:12:24,978
轻拍一下,,汽水便滚出来

961
01:12:25,340 --> 01:12:29,300
冷静便能解决问题

962
01:12:29,396 --> 01:12:31,440
看我袋有什么

963
01:12:31,545 --> 01:12:32,820
不

964
01:12:32,916 --> 01:12:34,095
精彩

965
01:12:34,202 --> 01:12:36,620
在想什么?来一杯?

966
01:12:36,762 --> 01:12:41,460
适当的环境,可以喝一点

967
01:12:41,557 --> 01:12:43,380
这种环境很适合

968
01:12:43,476 --> 01:12:48,368
来,庆祝美好时光

969
01:12:49,077 --> 01:12:51,419
那一定是我的

970
01:13:42,815 --> 01:13:45,972
天

971
01:14:02,621 --> 01:14:04,406
艾莲

972
01:14:06,688 --> 01:14:09,240
为何这样撒尿,像整晚作乐?

973
01:14:10,594 --> 01:14:13,441
看来阿庆出术成功

974
01:14:13,786 --> 01:14:18,333
但问题未了,还有更多麻烦

975
01:14:21,853 --> 01:14:23,964
大家别动,听我下令

976
01:14:24,578 --> 01:14:27,128
你不能分辨我和阿庆?

977
01:14:27,234 --> 01:14:29,142
你不是说笑?

978
01:14:30,112 --> 01:14:32,018
喝醉了,谁能分辨?

979
01:14:32,123 --> 01:14:34,513
不醉便能分解

980
01:14:34,627 --> 01:14:39,095
我和阿庆喝了几杯

981
01:14:43,425 --> 01:14:45,466
看看有什么玩意

982
01:14:48,064 --> 01:14:50,973
好玩吗?“噢,真爽”

983
01:14:52,391 --> 01:14:54,588
阿庆一定未能满足你

984
01:14:56,322 --> 01:14:58,212
那东西不是用在我身上

985
01:15:02,758 --> 01:15:04,161
就是这女人?

986
01:15:04,257 --> 01:15:07,525
我男友砵砵车
买报纸给我看时…

987
01:15:07,620 --> 01:15:10,146
我一眼就认出是她

988
01:15:10,240 --> 01:15:13,817
砵砵车,多谢你

989
01:15:21,575 --> 01:15:22,688
他们来了

990
01:15:22,785 --> 01:15:23,869
听着,大侦探…

991
01:15:23,975 --> 01:15:26,458
让我们与爹谈,不致搞大这事

992
01:15:26,564 --> 01:15:29,910
这里没你们的事,史特探员…

993
01:15:30,016 --> 01:15:31,742
会送你们去坐直升机

994
01:15:31,849 --> 01:15:34,716
老远带我们来,就叫我们走?

995
01:15:34,822 --> 01:15:36,828
真不知所谓

996
01:15:36,932 --> 01:15:42,015
这事由现在起交警方办理
等等

997
01:15:42,121 --> 01:15:46,043
才不管,我爹才是最重要

998
01:15:46,148 --> 01:15:50,177
叫你们快滚,谈到这里

999
01:15:52,489 --> 01:15:56,477
对不起,但他实在是说得对

1000
01:15:56,584 --> 01:15:58,147
你们在这里反而成负累

1001
01:15:58,243 --> 01:15:59,806
他才是负累

1002
01:15:59,912 --> 01:16:04,255
别理他,我查这案
绝不伤你爹

1003
01:16:06,635 --> 01:16:08,161
来,我们走吧

1004
01:16:12,130 --> 01:16:15,403
查理,没事吗?

1005
01:16:15,499 --> 01:16:17,501
没事,我只是…

1006
01:16:17,608 --> 01:16:19,401
咗洗一下,醒醒神

1007
01:16:24,234 --> 01:16:26,126
怎样对付他们?

1008
01:16:28,455 --> 01:16:31,236
冲入去,乱枪扫射

1009
01:16:31,630 --> 01:16:33,450
若他手无寸铁?

1010
01:16:33,545 --> 01:16:38,055
事后放枝枪,说他藏有手枪

1011
01:16:40,203 --> 01:16:42,276
这次别误事

1012
01:17:03,558 --> 01:17:05,697
布撒

1013
01:17:06,539 --> 01:17:08,871
史特打来,找到查理和那女孩

1014
01:17:09,772 --> 01:17:10,751
什么?

1015
01:17:15,816 --> 01:17:17,638
我是布撒,发生什么事?

1016
01:17:17,743 --> 01:17:21,120
在一三四公路
拘捕查理和那女孩

1017
01:17:21,227 --> 01:17:24,545
别单独带他们走,听到吗?

1018
01:17:24,649 --> 01:17:26,376
别带他们走,我们立即赶来

1019
01:17:26,893 --> 01:17:28,199
上车

1020
01:17:30,028 --> 01:17:32,074
真对不起

1021
01:17:32,171 --> 01:17:36,263
爹叫我们小心
我们发现有不妥

1022
01:17:36,974 --> 01:17:40,042
走吧你们犯下大错

1023
01:17:40,370 --> 01:17:43,782
我找到你老窦,一定打餐饱

1024
01:17:48,082 --> 01:17:51,083
为何这样说?

1025
01:17:51,179 --> 01:17:54,152
李夏菲,鸡蛋的直径多大?

1026
01:17:54,256 --> 01:17:56,146
四点零八厘米不,多少寸?

1027
01:17:56,268 --> 01:17:58,209
一点六一寸,为何这样问?

1028
01:17:58,354 --> 01:18:01,700
赌十元
能塞鸡蛋入他屁股不破

1029
01:18:01,846 --> 01:18:04,080
不行,他屁股很窄

1030
01:18:04,176 --> 01:18:06,859
一定办得到我与你赌

1031
01:18:06,955 --> 01:18:08,748
除裤

1032
01:18:17,489 --> 01:18:20,461
一世都是行衰运

1033
01:18:21,200 --> 01:18:23,144
怎样处置白脸?

1034
01:18:23,249 --> 01:18:25,620
你猜猜,抛他下

1035
01:18:25,717 --> 01:18:28,298
你这人喜怒无常

1036
01:18:28,433 --> 01:18:30,992
我没你昨晚那样销魂,我…

1037
01:18:31,127 --> 01:18:33,936
只感屁股疼,还有现款?

1038
01:18:34,032 --> 01:18:36,620
有,六十元,但那是白脸的

1039
01:18:38,127 --> 01:18:40,584
用捶杀家人的凶手没好下场

1040
01:18:46,807 --> 01:18:49,165
我赔钱,但不服气
战果很接近

1041
01:18:49,270 --> 01:18:50,192
对

1042
01:18:54,384 --> 01:18:56,875
将无线电给我
听听发生什么事

1043
01:18:57,521 --> 01:18:59,766
知道怎驾直升机吗?

1044
01:18:59,892 --> 01:19:02,927
有多难?升起
一拉便转动飞行

1045
01:19:03,062 --> 01:19:04,590
别乱搞

1046
01:19:04,726 --> 01:19:07,092
说明书是用德文写的,蠢才

1047
01:19:07,188 --> 01:19:08,369
你不会说德文?

1048
01:19:08,474 --> 01:19:11,503
能说,但程度不足看懂说明书

1049
01:19:11,609 --> 01:19:13,491
真丢脸

1050
01:19:13,585 --> 01:19:18,410
开后门,调整旋转脚掣

1051
01:19:18,515 --> 01:19:19,408
收到

1052
01:19:19,514 --> 01:19:21,651
拉出换流器掣

1053
01:19:21,746 --> 01:19:25,267
起飞

1054
01:19:39,673 --> 01:19:44,239
天

1055
01:19:48,891 --> 01:19:52,209
快将这死鸡拉走

1056
01:19:54,586 --> 01:19:56,493
白脸,有危险先走,要小心

1057
01:19:56,600 --> 01:20:00,114
借了你一些钱
稍后还,老友字

1058
01:20:06,395 --> 01:20:07,534
退后,我俩来处理

1059
01:20:07,669 --> 01:20:10,287
我入十九室
你去二十室,退后

1060
01:20:18,134 --> 01:20:19,766
妈的

1061
01:20:22,908 --> 01:20:26,172
杂种,要大显神威,杂种

1062
01:20:27,198 --> 01:20:28,692
我要买手枪和弹药

1063
01:20:29,663 --> 01:20:32,953
对不起,联邦法规定要等三天

1064
01:20:33,049 --> 01:20:34,293
离罗德岛多远?

1065
01:20:34,388 --> 01:20:36,911
四、五小时车程

1066
01:20:37,046 --> 01:20:40,348
有新英伦地图出售
一元九角五

1067
01:20:41,564 --> 01:20:43,415
五元,免找

1068
01:20:55,520 --> 01:20:58,072
费拿,我是查理

1069
01:20:58,178 --> 01:21:00,889
你闯了大祸,你在那里?

1070
01:21:00,983 --> 01:21:03,534
给我传个口讯与上校

1071
01:21:03,806 --> 01:21:08,207
但别让部门以外的人知这事

1072
01:21:08,353 --> 01:21:12,660
四时三十分
南方火车站,增援

1073
01:21:12,795 --> 01:21:16,655
别担心,其他人不知,小心

1074
01:21:20,257 --> 01:21:21,714
四时三十分?

1075
01:21:21,818 --> 01:21:24,571
多谢通知,真是好帮手

1076
01:21:25,982 --> 01:21:27,092
保持联络

1077
01:21:31,900 --> 01:21:33,185
狄克呢?

1078
01:21:33,280 --> 01:21:35,168
在波士顿等我们

1079
01:21:35,583 --> 01:21:37,787
要叫他这富豪亲自出马

1080
01:21:40,923 --> 01:21:42,172
告诉我…

1081
01:21:42,304 --> 01:21:46,076
阿庆为人如何?

1082
01:21:46,181 --> 01:21:50,514
真可笑,查理,别提了

1083
01:21:50,974 --> 01:21:54,839
我一转身
你就将那东西插入

1084
01:21:54,944 --> 01:21:58,017
老实说,是你自己插入的

1085
01:21:59,618 --> 01:22:03,769
别怪我,是你人尽可夫

1086
01:22:13,475 --> 01:22:14,396
为何这样说?

1087
01:22:14,530 --> 01:22:16,420
因为我爱…喜欢你

1088
01:22:21,887 --> 01:22:25,440
什么?

1089
01:22:26,176 --> 01:22:27,834
我喜欢你

1090
01:22:38,146 --> 01:22:39,678
我喜欢你

1091
01:22:41,224 --> 01:22:43,295
查理,你不应喜欢我

1092
01:22:44,513 --> 01:22:48,377
我是个疯疯癫癫的人

1093
01:22:48,741 --> 01:22:50,631
你说什么?

1094
01:22:50,728 --> 01:22:54,239
二十七岁,大高球场的监督

1095
01:22:54,346 --> 01:22:59,839
我作大履历,取得那份工

1096
01:22:59,943 --> 01:23:04,897
不懂管理高尔夫球场

1097
01:23:05,001 --> 01:23:07,811
我是模特儿

1098
01:23:07,905 --> 01:23:10,973
搬去纽约做模特儿
一事无成…

1099
01:23:11,080 --> 01:23:12,930
于是试试做演员

1100
01:23:13,027 --> 01:23:18,054
后来饮食失控,暴肥二十磅

1101
01:23:18,188 --> 01:23:21,793
不太差一周胖二十磅

1102
01:23:21,900 --> 01:23:25,314
完全失去自尊

1103
01:23:25,418 --> 01:23:28,898
不久找到一个七十岁老头包我

1104
01:23:28,995 --> 01:23:32,745
为自己坠落感到可悲

1105
01:23:34,886 --> 01:23:38,407
天,一生犯了多少错

1106
01:23:40,390 --> 01:23:42,021
艾莲…

1107
01:23:43,814 --> 01:23:46,050
你不知狄克为何对付你?

1108
01:23:48,907 --> 01:23:51,525
我也许疯癫,但不做坏事

1109
01:24:21,066 --> 01:24:22,957
我屁股真的很痛

1110
01:24:35,019 --> 01:24:36,681
哗

1111
01:24:38,831 --> 01:24:42,309
赞我的话,百听不厌

1112
01:24:57,131 --> 01:25:02,153
找一个金发靓女,一短发男子

1113
01:25:02,249 --> 01:25:03,565
E室多谢

1114
01:25:15,631 --> 01:25:17,221
别作声

1115
01:25:17,616 --> 01:25:20,521
我发誓没将你的事告诉警方

1116
01:25:20,628 --> 01:25:24,328
闭嘴,听着,也许可与你谈谈

1117
01:25:28,395 --> 01:25:31,301
老友,出真功夫了,一、二…

1118
01:25:51,731 --> 01:25:54,282
主管,我想有自己的监仓

1119
01:25:54,934 --> 01:25:57,131
好极,你又来了

1120
01:25:59,664 --> 01:26:01,226
这家伙是谁?

1121
01:26:01,359 --> 01:26:04,364
狄克,他累我们鸡毛鸭血

1122
01:26:04,469 --> 01:26:07,595
你旧同事,与你先打一场波

1123
01:26:07,700 --> 01:26:08,775
走开

1124
01:26:08,882 --> 01:26:10,787
转身,先与你打一场住手

1125
01:26:11,439 --> 01:26:14,412
他不是令你筋疲力竭吧

1126
01:26:14,518 --> 01:26:16,343
快滚开

1127
01:26:16,658 --> 01:26:19,113
不是他与我上床,是查理

1128
01:26:20,725 --> 01:26:21,906
查理?对

1129
01:26:22,452 --> 01:26:25,067
他那东西不是长,但技术好

1130
01:26:25,587 --> 01:26:28,207
那是说…可否说得直接一点?

1131
01:26:28,342 --> 01:26:31,956
我不想与你上床,是你骗我

1132
01:26:32,532 --> 01:26:34,096
对,我用奸计骗你

1133
01:26:34,228 --> 01:26:40,559
从我的角度看,我当时很饥渴

1134
01:26:40,665 --> 01:26:44,856
天,你真卑鄙

1135
01:26:44,950 --> 01:26:47,762
别生气,小矫娃

1136
01:26:51,282 --> 01:26:53,670
我警告你

1137
01:26:53,784 --> 01:26:54,928
警告我什么?

1138
01:26:57,266 --> 01:27:00,336
查理?

1139
01:27:00,728 --> 01:27:04,498
罗德岛站,停十分钟

1140
01:27:04,633 --> 01:27:06,189
你…什么?

1141
01:27:06,331 --> 01:27:08,240
什么事?阿庆又搞我

1142
01:27:08,606 --> 01:27:10,357
阿庆?

1143
01:27:10,839 --> 01:27:12,977
妈的,正衰人

1144
01:27:13,944 --> 01:27:16,562
阿庆,出来！说个明白

1145
01:27:17,850 --> 01:27:20,697
我不是很打得,但别激怒我

1146
01:27:21,301 --> 01:27:23,442
不要！你吓怕我

1147
01:27:24,341 --> 01:27:26,837
什么?在他未醒前,快走

1148
01:27:27,286 --> 01:27:29,741
我与你的事还未解决

1149
01:27:36,917 --> 01:27:40,561
阿庆,怕什么?怕与我斗?

1150
01:27:42,489 --> 01:27:45,077
你没事吗?发生什么事?

1151
01:27:45,172 --> 01:27:48,111
绊倒我,真卑鄙

1152
01:27:48,216 --> 01:27:49,682
来吧,你在哪里

1153
01:27:50,336 --> 01:27:52,886
你在哪里?在这里

1154
01:27:53,307 --> 01:27:54,968
杂种

1155
01:27:57,757 --> 01:27:59,514
住手！你会打死他

1156
01:28:02,583 --> 01:28:04,279
你想勒死我

1157
01:28:04,414 --> 01:28:07,762
查理,别扭断

1158
01:28:07,897 --> 01:28:10,772
跪下,求我去死

1159
01:28:17,206 --> 01:28:19,895
跪下,与你玩玩

1160
01:28:20,000 --> 01:28:20,950
艾莲

1161
01:28:21,590 --> 01:28:23,154
艾莲

1162
01:28:25,657 --> 01:28:29,619
我是查理,想看我的话儿?

1163
01:28:33,984 --> 01:28:37,907
免费热狗,一英尺长,再加花生

1164
01:28:38,778 --> 01:28:41,947
别听他说！是阿庆胡说

1165
01:28:42,050 --> 01:28:48,821
阿庆,回来！这事还未解决

1166
01:28:56,828 --> 01:28:59,257
够了吗?去死

1167
01:29:03,869 --> 01:29:05,776
你们两人快往手

1168
01:29:09,690 --> 01:29:11,323
是积克！快走

1169
01:29:11,840 --> 01:29:13,087
停战

1170
01:29:13,183 --> 01:29:15,129
暂时停战

1171
01:29:20,580 --> 01:29:22,468
小心,他有枪

1172
01:29:22,878 --> 01:29:24,307
我追艾莲,你对付查理

1173
01:29:31,491 --> 01:29:34,389
警务人员,大家伏下

1174
01:29:37,123 --> 01:29:38,099
噢

1175
01:29:41,628 --> 01:29:43,931
让开

1176
01:29:46,917 --> 01:29:48,602
阿庆,我们中枪了

1177
01:29:48,709 --> 01:29:50,645
真软弱,只是皮外伤

1178
01:30:00,640 --> 01:30:02,404
那车有销匙

1179
01:30:02,498 --> 01:30:04,322
不,我不上车

1180
01:30:05,185 --> 01:30:06,778
我…

1181
01:30:06,884 --> 01:30:12,119
我晕了

1182
01:30:19,208 --> 01:30:23,485
叫我搬你这可怜虫?

1183
01:30:23,590 --> 01:30:25,346
好…

1184
01:30:25,960 --> 01:30:28,608
来吧,老头

1185
01:30:29,636 --> 01:30:34,208
天,你真重

1186
01:30:38,466 --> 01:30:41,440
入去

1187
01:30:48,678 --> 01:30:51,202
开车了

1188
01:30:53,516 --> 01:30:54,627
去死

1189
01:30:54,724 --> 01:30:55,808
别担心

1190
01:30:59,557 --> 01:31:02,599
阿庆,你干什么?天

1191
01:31:02,983 --> 01:31:04,573
过瘾吗?

1192
01:31:22,606 --> 01:31:24,840
你真是变态

1193
01:31:24,935 --> 01:31:27,276
自己知自己事

1194
01:31:27,373 --> 01:31:29,897
阿庆,你干什么?

1195
01:31:30,700 --> 01:31:32,963
给人掴过吗?

1196
01:31:33,292 --> 01:31:35,620
我杀了你！一定杀你

1197
01:31:37,261 --> 01:31:39,591
再见,废物不

1198
01:32:25,647 --> 01:32:26,990
你怎样上来?

1199
01:32:27,086 --> 01:32:29,867
别想抛掉我,我们分不开

1200
01:32:36,812 --> 01:32:40,878
碧查,守另一面
见查理便捉他

1201
01:33:14,896 --> 01:33:17,716
艾莲,继续行

1202
01:33:28,375 --> 01:33:31,816
艾莲?

1203
01:33:35,959 --> 01:33:37,840
跟我走

1204
01:33:37,936 --> 01:33:39,796
费拿,现在不是时候
别说话

1205
01:33:42,547 --> 01:33:43,796
是我打的

1206
01:33:43,889 --> 01:33:46,442
做得好,那家伙真是冬瓜
闭嘴

1207
01:33:46,548 --> 01:33:48,686
阿庆

1208
01:33:48,793 --> 01:33:50,224
阿庆

1209
01:33:50,329 --> 01:33:52,082
放开她

1210
01:33:52,178 --> 01:33:54,385
她要我,蠢才没大不了

1211
01:33:59,063 --> 01:34:01,683
狄克,你知我什么也不知

1212
01:34:01,780 --> 01:34:02,958
闭嘴,太迟了

1213
01:34:11,132 --> 01:34:12,913
阿庆

1214
01:34:16,407 --> 01:34:19,185
不行走

1215
01:34:28,022 --> 01:34:29,652
水

1216
01:34:29,786 --> 01:34:31,722
她很危险,别管她吧

1217
01:34:32,372 --> 01:34:34,706
不,一定要救她

1218
01:34:36,919 --> 01:34:39,950
阿庆

1219
01:34:40,057 --> 01:34:42,427
你干什么?放开脚

1220
01:34:44,606 --> 01:34:45,810
快点

1221
01:34:45,907 --> 01:34:50,291
这身体是我的！明白吗?

1222
01:34:50,396 --> 01:34:54,098
我发号令,不用你代我出头

1223
01:34:54,425 --> 01:34:58,412
连她也不救,他就是废物

1224
01:34:58,517 --> 01:35:01,866
你是废物

1225
01:35:05,366 --> 01:35:06,838
取回我的脚

1226
01:35:07,286 --> 01:35:09,558
噢,天,阿庆

1227
01:35:09,654 --> 01:35:10,644
我来了

1228
01:35:17,463 --> 01:35:20,081
艾莲,不要紧

1229
01:35:20,189 --> 01:35:22,938
阿庆已走了,是我,查理

1230
01:35:23,390 --> 01:35:25,047
查理?

1231
01:35:25,143 --> 01:35:27,285
不如你去找援手吧

1232
01:35:27,582 --> 01:35:29,623
不,我能应付得来

1233
01:35:31,102 --> 01:35:33,238
退后,警告你,你会受伤的

1234
01:35:35,895 --> 01:35:37,116
小心,查理

1235
01:35:38,304 --> 01:35:39,609
依他的话做

1236
01:35:39,705 --> 01:35:40,991
退后,转身走

1237
01:35:41,087 --> 01:35:44,796
狄克,别紧张,放松

1238
01:35:45,917 --> 01:35:47,989
你无路可走

1239
01:35:48,096 --> 01:35:51,445
狄克,技降吧

1240
01:35:51,549 --> 01:35:52,631
将枪交给我

1241
01:35:52,729 --> 01:35:55,222
快点

1242
01:35:55,327 --> 01:35:58,177
快点,对了

1243
01:35:58,273 --> 01:35:59,863
慢慢来,别急

1244
01:36:09,954 --> 01:36:11,861
我的指头呢?

1245
01:36:11,995 --> 01:36:14,070
你除绑架外,还添伤人罪

1246
01:36:14,172 --> 01:36:16,314
一不做,二不休

1247
01:36:20,354 --> 01:36:22,134
白脸

1248
01:36:22,239 --> 01:36:23,700
凑热闹

1249
01:36:30,689 --> 01:36:32,895
艾莲?

1250
01:36:32,992 --> 01:36:35,446
艾莲

1251
01:36:47,042 --> 01:36:51,263
艾莲

1252
01:37:07,368 --> 01:37:09,122
什么?什么?

1253
01:37:09,248 --> 01:37:12,603
噢,老天

1254
01:37:20,421 --> 01:37:21,599
飞低一点

1255
01:37:21,696 --> 01:37:22,974
看

1256
01:37:23,079 --> 01:37:24,968
爹,我们来了

1257
01:37:25,065 --> 01:37:27,067
是我孩子

1258
01:37:32,006 --> 01:37:34,970
爹,抓紧

1259
01:37:57,441 --> 01:37:59,897
我的指头怎样了?

1260
01:38:00,002 --> 01:38:02,114
找到那指头才告诉你

1261
01:38:02,661 --> 01:38:04,319
艾莲-、查理

1262
01:38:04,426 --> 01:38:07,551
我是联邦探员史提夫,老朋友

1263
01:38:08,069 --> 01:38:10,045
你一定以这些顽皮仔为荣

1264
01:38:10,151 --> 01:38:12,127
对

1265
01:38:14,762 --> 01:38:16,903
我们也以他为荣

1266
01:38:18,764 --> 01:38:20,516
爹,看到你没事真好

1267
01:38:20,612 --> 01:38:25,314
局长说罪犯已被拘捕,积克…

1268
01:38:25,421 --> 01:38:27,971
已在医院被拘捕…

1269
01:38:28,076 --> 01:38:32,201
布撒在新伦敦车站被捕

1270
01:38:32,296 --> 01:38:35,616
但查理心里在想另一件事

1271
01:38:36,169 --> 01:38:37,187
查理,做得好

1272
01:38:37,293 --> 01:38:39,555
多谢你,水鱼

1273
01:38:40,101 --> 01:38:44,705
白脸,真多谢你救我

1274
01:38:44,842 --> 01:38:46,911
欠你一个大人情

1275
01:38:47,046 --> 01:38:50,788
你又要杀人,真替你难过

1276
01:38:50,893 --> 01:38:53,028
心里一定很难受

1277
01:38:53,125 --> 01:38:56,225
以前没杀过人

1278
01:38:56,976 --> 01:39:01,099
当时以为你是在逃
疯子杀人犯…

1279
01:39:01,196 --> 01:39:04,974
睡在我旁边,吓死我

1280
01:39:05,069 --> 01:39:08,455
但你的家人呢?怎样死的?

1281
01:39:08,562 --> 01:39:12,552
没说过他们死了,只说不在

1282
01:39:12,656 --> 01:39:15,400
他们搬去凤凰城

1283
01:39:15,504 --> 01:39:19,014
那地方对我皮肤不好

1284
01:39:19,654 --> 01:39:21,997
你的纱布湿了

1285
01:39:22,064 --> 01:39:25,125
是吗?也许应撕走它

1286
01:39:25,777 --> 01:39:28,108
包了那么久

1287
01:39:29,160 --> 01:39:31,434
不错

1288
01:39:31,531 --> 01:39:33,667
爹?我们想告诉你…

1289
01:39:34,476 --> 01:39:36,106
天

1290
01:39:36,202 --> 01:39:38,658
爹的下巴长了个屁股

1291
01:39:39,758 --> 01:39:43,020
一定给你们笑死

1292
01:39:43,116 --> 01:39:45,983
像个电影明星

1293
01:39:46,923 --> 01:39:49,159
现在可同时清理鼻子和屁股

1294
01:39:56,401 --> 01:39:57,645
知我的意思吗?

1295
01:39:57,742 --> 01:39:58,949
对…对

1296
01:40:06,796 --> 01:40:11,949
心理医生开会后有何结论?

1297
01:40:12,043 --> 01:40:16,590
断定我完全康复,身心健全

1298
01:40:16,685 --> 01:40:19,303
好极,真替你高兴

1299
01:40:20,302 --> 01:40:21,730
多谢

1300
01:40:22,482 --> 01:40:24,589
对了…

1301
01:40:24,722 --> 01:40:25,586
我希望你…

1302
01:40:25,682 --> 01:40:32,396
若来这区…

1303
01:40:32,500 --> 01:40:33,644
来探望我们

1304
01:40:33,747 --> 01:40:35,659
一定

1305
01:40:35,763 --> 01:40:37,490
小罗德岛

1306
01:40:37,587 --> 01:40:40,903
全美最大的小州

1307
01:40:47,896 --> 01:40:50,572
我给你开门

1308
01:40:53,811 --> 01:40:55,060
艾莲

1309
01:40:57,843 --> 01:41:02,006
我也许会去探你

1310
01:41:02,100 --> 01:41:05,610
真的?

1311
01:41:05,715 --> 01:41:08,200
一定

1312
01:41:10,427 --> 01:41:14,701
我以罗德岛州警身份答应你

1313
01:42:16,565 --> 01:42:18,935
你常开玩笑

1314
01:42:21,658 --> 01:42:22,962
停车

1315
01:42:29,014 --> 01:42:31,537
艾莲?请落车

1316
01:42:31,670 --> 01:42:33,140
这次又犯了什么事?

1317
01:42:33,692 --> 01:42:35,631
这架车可能是失车

1318
01:42:35,767 --> 01:42:40,024
什么?不,这车是我租的

1319
01:42:40,120 --> 01:42:41,645
落车

1320
01:42:44,541 --> 01:42:45,435
好

1321
01:42:48,215 --> 01:42:52,696
到车头,手放车头盖,伸开脚

1322
01:42:52,802 --> 01:42:54,583
好

1323
01:42:54,679 --> 01:42:56,178
我只是依法办理

1324
01:42:57,181 --> 01:43:01,585
你们这些…你们真棒

1325
01:43:01,719 --> 01:43:05,950
拘捕我,不提控
永远拘禁这里

1326
01:43:08,029 --> 01:43:10,418
是我策划的

1327
01:43:11,646 --> 01:43:13,536
看

1328
01:43:14,042 --> 01:43:16,376
希望她会看

1329
01:43:16,478 --> 01:43:18,781
我知她在看,耐心点

1330
01:43:19,234 --> 01:43:22,543
靓女,嫁给我,好吗?

1331
01:43:24,289 --> 01:43:26,743
噢,查理

1332
01:43:46,433 --> 01:43:48,699
今晚一定很浪漫

1333
01:43:48,805 --> 01:43:53,820
这家伙若不小心驾驶,就没命

1334
01:43:53,925 --> 01:43:55,450
小心

1335
01:43:55,555 --> 01:43:58,557
这是查理的故事,千真万确

1336
01:43:58,653 --> 01:44:02,489
一大家人住在一起,十分开心

1337
01:44:02,595 --> 01:44:07,266
查理、艾莲、孩子、还有白脸

1338
01:44:07,964 --> 01:44:11,649
欣然告诉你
查理升了做警长…

1339
01:44:11,745 --> 01:44:14,562
在罗德岛州警
这个伟大机构任职

1340
01:44:14,659 --> 01:44:17,210
剧终

1341
01:44:17,825 --> 01:44:20,923
这故事描绘出美国文化的一面

1342
01:44:21,375 --> 01:44:25,881
再来捧场！多谢欣赏

1343
01:44:51,653 --> 01:44:55,613
因时间关系
下列演员出场不多

1344
01:49:10,104 --> 01:49:16,079
谨将此片献给
基沙高和小薛巴杜

1345
01:51:09,792 --> 01:51:12,919
好,水温是华氏六十三度

1346
01:51:13,024 --> 01:51:16,343
六小时找到爹的指头,便有效

1347
01:51:16,449 --> 01:51:18,175
真的?计算出来的

1348
01:51:18,269 --> 01:51:19,796
去死

1349
01:51:19,901 --> 01:51:21,595
真好

1350
01:51:29,407 --> 01:51:30,720
我估我找到了

1351
01:51:38,305 --> 01:51:39,034
报假案

1352
01:51:39,620 --> 01:51:41,022
去死,白脸

1353
01:51:44,277 --> 01:51:54,188
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