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♪ It seems today
 that all you see ♪

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♪ Is violence in movies
 and sex on TV ♪

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♪ But where are those
 good old-fashioned values ♪

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♪ On which we used to rely? ♪

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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪

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♪ Lucky there's a man
 who positively can do ♪

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♪ All the things that make us ♪

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♪ Laugh and cry ♪

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♪ He's... a...
 Fam... ily... Guy! ♪

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Ah, the water park.

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Happy anniversary, Lois.

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Everybody meet back
here in six hours.

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I can't wait to get
everyone else's

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body water in my mouth.

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Uh, where's the slide?

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Just eat this Starburst.

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Wow, lemons, oranges, cherries.

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So juicy!
(thud)

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I don't think
that was a Starburst.

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I think that may have
just been acid.

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Would you like to ride
the Skittles rainbow now?

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Is it also acid?

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My friend, I'm an adult
who works at a water park.

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If I give you something,
it's acid.

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No going down headfirst,

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and wait till I
say it's okay.

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Go. Go. Go.

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Hey!

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MEG:
I'm gaining on you, Brian.

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BRIAN: Meg, slow down.
You're coming way too fast.

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Ew, Brian, what happened?

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(muffled speech):
I don't know.

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Hey, idiot,

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you got to wait
till the guy says go.

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Excuse me, do you think
you can help me out?

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Sure, just let me do
an awkward, extremely

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unattractive pool walk
over to you.

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(grunting)

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(exhales):
Hey, what's up?

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My top came off
on the slide.

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I think I may have seen
you put it in your shorts.

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Okay, well,
here's my shorts.

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Just fish out
the one that's yours.

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Thank you so much.

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I'm Isabella.

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I'm Chris.

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Listen, my aunt is
waiting for me,

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but it was nice
to meet you, Chris.

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You, too.

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Enjoy the boobs
of your morning.

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Afternoon!

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Enjoy the boobs
of your afternoon.

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(laughs)

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My word, Chris, that girl
was totally into you.

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You should ask her out.

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Really? But what
if she says no?

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Hey, if you want something,
you've got to go for it.

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Just like the fat man did
when he changed his name.

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I'm looking for a Peter Ferrari.

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Obviously, that's me.

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Yes, there's a soiled pair
of Ferrari underwear

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in the men's room trash.

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Who took 'em out of the sink?

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They were soaking.

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Sir, I can't park this.

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There's diarrhea all over
the front seat

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of your PT Cruiser.

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Isabella, listen,
I'm not great at this,

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but... (grunts)

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Told you.

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Also, I was wondering
if there's any chance

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you'd maybe want to go
out with me sometime.

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Oh, Chris, that's sweet,

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but I don't think you'd
want to go out with me.

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Why not?
It's just that,

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well, I have kids.

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Oh, wow.
And a couple of cuties.

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We got any teeth coming in?

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Oh, oh, I think
I feel something.

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Please, please don't do that.

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Hey, your aunt is Consuela?
Hi, Consuela.

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You two know each other?
Oh, yeah.

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"Lemon Pledge," "No, no."
All that stuff.

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Is time to go.

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Lemon Pledge, no, no.

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(laughs)
See?

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But wait, Isabella,

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I don't care that you have kids.

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I'd still like
to go out with you.

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Wow, that's really
sweet, Chris.

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Okay, you're on.

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Here's my number.

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Oh, boy, I haven't
been this excited

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since our trip to Philadelphia.

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MAN (over P.A.):
 Ladies and gentlemen,

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Flight 427 to Philadelphia
has been canceled.

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ALL:
Yay!

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(slurping)

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I saw Lady and the Tramp,
so I asked if we could

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eat spaghetti in the alley,
but they said no,

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because of all
the homeless masturbation.

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Oh, I love that movie.

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Chris, I'm having a really
nice time with you.

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You are? Listen,
this is probably lame,

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but I learned a little bit
of your language,

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and I just wanted to say...

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(speaking Korean)

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What language is that?

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You're Korean,
are you not?

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No, I'm Mexican.

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(speaking Korean)

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(laughing)

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Hey, Chris.
Where are you off to?

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Oh, Isabella's coming by,

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and we're gonna take
the kids to the park.

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Wow, you two are spending
a lot of time together.

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Uh, are you sure you want
to date a girl

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who's... had so much experience?

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What do you mean?

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Like, maybe she's got
some city miles

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on her voo-voo.

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Not to mention
a couple of blowouts.

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(chuckles):
Hey, Bri...
Yup, I heard you.

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She's talking about
her kids, Chris.

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Oh, I don't care
about that, Mom.

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I just want to make sure you're
not getting in over your head.

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Well, I'm sure someone's
already been in there

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deeper than that, Lois.

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(chuckles):
Brian.

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(knock on door)

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Oh, hello, Isabella.

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Hi, Mrs. Griffin,
Mr. Griffin.

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Mr. Griffin's up here,
sweetheart.

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Well, I guess
you two have fun.

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Okay, bye.

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Look, I can see why
you're concerned

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that Chris' girlfriend has kids,

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but he's happy, and she seems
like she's into him.

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Plus, she's... she's hot.

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Yeah, she is.

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I bit my lip off.

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(thump on window)

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(thump)
(sighs)

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(thump)
Go away, Mr. Herbert!

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HERBERT: It's not me.
I'm in your closet.

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Isabella.

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Is everything okay?

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Chris, I just wanted
to say good-bye.

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Wha-What do you mean?

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I found out that I'm
going to be deported.

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They're sending me back
to Mexico in the morning.

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So, in other words,
this could have waited

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till the morning?

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I didn't want to leave
without saying good-bye.

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But they can't
send you away.

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There's got to be
something we can do.

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Unfortunately, there's not.

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But don't worry,
I'm planning on

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getting back into the
country as soon as I can.

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What are you gonna do,

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just leave the babies
with Consuela?

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I wish I could, but she
works seven days a week,

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between housekeeping

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and being the
new CEO of Yahoo.

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Maybe we should improve
our business model.

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No, no.

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Improve our
original content?

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No, no.

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So we have no
corporate identity?

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We secondary e-mail people use

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to sign up for porn sites.

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So, are you taking
your boys back with you?

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I guess I have no choice.

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But I hate having to.

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The whole reason
I left Mexico

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was to give them
a better life.

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Well, I could take them
until you get back.

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I mean, I'm no expert
at this sort of thing,

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but...
(grunting)

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Wow, you're getting
better at that.

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But I can't ask you to
take care of my children.

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Isabella, I want to do this.

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Chris, stop.

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You would really look
after my kids for me?

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Of course I would.

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You're a wonderful man,
Chris Griffin.

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Thank you. Gracias.

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I'll be back as
soon as I can.

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Don't worry, I'm gonna
take good care of you.

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I'm gonna call you "Juan,"

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and I'm gonna call you "Two."

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Good, he's been
reading the book.

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Uh, Dad, you're reading
the paper upside down.

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Wrong again, idiot.

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Chris, what are you doing
with Isabella's babies?

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And why are you
holding them that way?

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You'll hurt them.
Where's Isabella?

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She got deported this morning.

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Deported? A-And she just
left her babies with you?

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Well, just until
she can come back.

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Chris, are you crazy?

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What makes you think you can
take care of two babies?

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I don't know, I've seen
her take care of them.

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I see you with Stewie.

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Frankly, it doesn't
seem that hard.

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You just shattered her world.

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Shattered.

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Absolutely not, Chris.
I will not allow this.

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Look, I made a promise
to Isabella,

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and I'm gonna keep it.

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Now, if you'll excuse me,

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these two need to eat.

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He bought a breast-feeding book.

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Someone may want
to pop in on him.

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There's no way Chris is
gonna be able to take care

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of two babies.

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Well, maybe he should
have thought of that

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before he opened
his slut legs.

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No, Peter, that's not...

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Anyway, we got to call
Child Services.

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Lois, if you do that,
Chris will resent you

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for the rest of his life.

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Then what do you
suggest we do?

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I say you let him try.

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Trust me, one day
of watching those kids,

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and he'll want
them out of here.

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(sighs)
All right, fine.

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Yes, taking care of kids
is a 24-hour job.

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Like when I worked
at that all-night diner

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from that painting.

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They kicked me out of
the war for kissing a guy.

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All right, guys, nothing
but the best for you two,

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so I got you all-organic,
non-GMO, no-hormone food.

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That'll be $500.

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Ah, well, sorry, kids.

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Looks like we're gonna
go to Jersey Mike's

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and hope that future
science will save us.

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Yay, we're jar people!

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Ah! Science, help!

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ANNOUNCER:
 Jersey Mike's.

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Bring your girlfriend
with the fat ass in here.

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Hey, guys, how
about a little TV?

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We can watch a baby
thing together.

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Baby Einstein,
Muppet Babies.

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Uh, what's CSI: Babies?

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(babies crying)
STEWIE: What's this?

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They can't solve this crime,
they're just frightened babies.

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They don't even know
it's a crime,

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they just know
their parents aren't there.

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They're scared, now I'm scared.
Turn this off!

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Aah, that's not what I want!

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Aah, I'm gonna go hide
in my couch fort!

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Is CSI: Babies
over yet?

255
00:10:35,259 --> 00:10:36,293
(knocks on door)

256
00:10:37,393 --> 00:10:38,759
Oh, hello, Consuela.

257
00:10:38,759 --> 00:10:40,459
You must be here
for the twins.

258
00:10:40,459 --> 00:10:42,426
No, no take babies.

259
00:10:42,426 --> 00:10:45,826
I have good news
and ay, ay, ay news.

260
00:10:45,826 --> 00:10:48,892
Okay, give us the
 ay, ay, ay news first.

261
00:10:48,892 --> 00:10:51,059
Isabella no can
come back.

262
00:10:51,059 --> 00:10:52,625
Stuck in Mexico.

263
00:10:52,625 --> 00:10:54,826
The babies,
they stay here.

264
00:10:54,826 --> 00:10:55,826
What?!

265
00:10:55,826 --> 00:10:57,226
What's the good news?

266
00:10:57,226 --> 00:11:00,259
Good news is bus get
new wiper blades.

267
00:11:00,259 --> 00:11:02,326
No more
"ee-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa."

268
00:11:02,326 --> 00:11:04,092
"Ee-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa."

269
00:11:04,092 --> 00:11:06,159
Well, these kids
are not staying here.

270
00:11:06,159 --> 00:11:07,393
You got to take them.

271
00:11:07,393 --> 00:11:09,092
How can I
take them...

272
00:11:09,092 --> 00:11:12,393
when I was
never here?

273
00:11:14,959 --> 00:11:17,992
Wow, she's like the
Mexican David Blaine.

274
00:11:17,992 --> 00:11:19,492
Wait, is David
Blaine Mexican?

275
00:11:19,492 --> 00:11:20,892
He's something.

276
00:11:20,892 --> 00:11:22,126
Peter, forget that.

277
00:11:22,126 --> 00:11:23,459
What are we gonna do?

278
00:11:23,459 --> 00:11:25,426
Chris can't just be stuck
with these babies.

279
00:11:25,426 --> 00:11:26,426
Why not?

280
00:11:26,426 --> 00:11:27,992
I'm doing a great job.

281
00:11:27,992 --> 00:11:30,226
I love Isabella
and I love her kids.

282
00:11:30,226 --> 00:11:32,226
Chris, you're living
in a dreamland.

283
00:11:32,226 --> 00:11:34,226
How are you gonna
support two babies?

284
00:11:34,226 --> 00:11:37,226
I could just take some time off
school and get a job.

285
00:11:37,226 --> 00:11:39,159
No, absolutely not.

286
00:11:39,159 --> 00:11:40,725
Well, now-now hold on,
Lois, hold on,

287
00:11:40,725 --> 00:11:43,293
maybe Chris getting a job's
not the worst idea.

288
00:11:43,293 --> 00:11:44,592
I mean, I made
pretty good money

289
00:11:44,592 --> 00:11:47,092
when I hosted that
confusing game show.

290
00:11:47,092 --> 00:11:49,492
All right, Phil, come stand
by me, it's Ashley's turn.

291
00:11:49,492 --> 00:11:51,659
Ashley, go ahead, pick an
answer, find a question,

292
00:11:51,659 --> 00:11:55,059
spin the table, and remember,
the clock is ticking backwards.

293
00:11:55,059 --> 00:11:57,126
I'll pass?
(buzzer sound)

294
00:11:57,126 --> 00:11:58,159
Congrats, you win.

295
00:11:58,159 --> 00:11:59,426
Sorry to
see you go.

296
00:11:59,426 --> 00:12:00,992
And, Phil, we'll
see you tomorrow.

297
00:12:00,992 --> 00:12:02,559
Well, that's all
the time we have.

298
00:12:02,559 --> 00:12:04,625
For those of you
playing at home, why?

299
00:12:04,625 --> 00:12:05,792
And how?

300
00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:06,792
Audience?

301
00:12:06,792 --> 00:12:09,393
AUDIENCE:
Why... and... how!

302
00:12:09,393 --> 00:12:10,659
Stop that!

303
00:12:10,659 --> 00:12:13,892
Forget it, I will not
allow you to drop out of school.

304
00:12:13,892 --> 00:12:16,059
If Isabella can't get here
to take her kids back,

305
00:12:16,059 --> 00:12:17,992
we'll just have
to bring them to her.

306
00:12:17,992 --> 00:12:19,592
What?
What do you mean?

307
00:12:19,592 --> 00:12:21,592
I mean we're
going to Mexico

308
00:12:21,592 --> 00:12:23,625
so we can give these kids
back to their mother.

309
00:12:23,625 --> 00:12:25,659
Peter, back
me up here.

310
00:12:25,659 --> 00:12:28,059
♪ Let's get those kids
back to their mama. ♪

311
00:12:28,059 --> 00:12:30,293
(clap twice)

312
00:12:30,293 --> 00:12:32,759
Look how winded he is
from doing that one spin.

313
00:12:32,759 --> 00:12:35,426
(breathing heavily):
Your mother's right, Chris.

314
00:12:35,426 --> 00:12:37,326
We're going to Mexico.

315
00:12:37,326 --> 00:12:38,592
Oh.

316
00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:41,126
I got to sit.

317
00:12:45,059 --> 00:12:46,926
All right, we're off to Mexico.

318
00:12:46,926 --> 00:12:48,625
If you kids are good,
we'll bring you back

319
00:12:48,625 --> 00:12:50,293
a tangled marionette.

320
00:12:50,293 --> 00:12:51,926
Is it gonna be a
long trip, Dad?

321
00:12:51,926 --> 00:12:53,459
No, not too bad.

322
00:12:53,459 --> 00:12:56,059
Especially since we're gonna do
it to the wrong stock footage.

323
00:12:56,059 --> 00:12:58,059
♪ ♪

324
00:13:06,559 --> 00:13:08,059
Boy, what a trip.

325
00:13:08,926 --> 00:13:10,459
(chicken clucks)

326
00:13:11,926 --> 00:13:14,492
Chris, are you sure
this is Isabella's village?

327
00:13:14,492 --> 00:13:16,426
(goat bleats)
This place looks pretty rough.

328
00:13:16,426 --> 00:13:17,892
Yeah, this is it.

329
00:13:17,892 --> 00:13:20,059
Santa Terrible.

330
00:13:20,059 --> 00:13:21,725
Look, there
she is!

331
00:13:21,725 --> 00:13:23,092
Chris!

332
00:13:23,092 --> 00:13:25,426
What in the Mind of Mencia
are you doing here?

333
00:13:25,426 --> 00:13:26,926
(gasps)
My babies!

334
00:13:26,926 --> 00:13:29,659
Isabella, I missed
you so much.

335
00:13:29,659 --> 00:13:31,625
Ay, Chris, I missed you, too.

336
00:13:31,625 --> 00:13:34,592
Look, Isabella, you shouldn't be
separated from your children,

337
00:13:34,592 --> 00:13:36,126
so we've brought them to you.

338
00:13:36,126 --> 00:13:37,725
We wish you all the best.

339
00:13:37,725 --> 00:13:38,826
Say good-bye, Chris.

340
00:13:38,826 --> 00:13:40,992
Mom, we can't just
leave them here.

341
00:13:40,992 --> 00:13:44,393
This is no place for
Isabella to raise a family.

342
00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:47,725
(various animal noises,
siren chirps)

343
00:13:49,759 --> 00:13:50,659
(handcuffs click)

344
00:13:50,659 --> 00:13:52,625
Oh, you're right, Chris.

345
00:13:52,625 --> 00:13:55,393
I didn't want you to have to
raise those babies yourself.

346
00:13:55,393 --> 00:13:58,326
But as a mom, I don't know
if I can in good conscience

347
00:13:58,326 --> 00:14:00,126
leave this family here.

348
00:14:00,126 --> 00:14:02,826
We'll just have to smuggle
her and her babies back in.

349
00:14:02,826 --> 00:14:05,293
Well, no one's better at
smuggling than El Chapo.

350
00:14:05,293 --> 00:14:06,592
Maybe he can help us.

351
00:14:06,592 --> 00:14:08,459
How are you gonna get
El Chapo to help?

352
00:14:08,459 --> 00:14:09,759
It's easy.

353
00:14:09,759 --> 00:14:11,992
All you got to do is say
"dyed black eyebrows"

354
00:14:11,992 --> 00:14:14,259
into the wind,
and he appears.

355
00:14:14,259 --> 00:14:17,059
Dyed black eyebrows.

356
00:14:17,059 --> 00:14:18,393
Can I help you?

357
00:14:18,393 --> 00:14:20,126
Peter Gallagher?

358
00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:21,159
Maybe I can help.

359
00:14:21,159 --> 00:14:22,459
Mark Cuban?

360
00:14:22,459 --> 00:14:23,992
Oh, we're getting all
the wrong eyebrow guys.

361
00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:31,613
Mrs. Griffin, you
would take the risk

362
00:14:31,613 --> 00:14:34,246
of smuggling me and my
children across the border?

363
00:14:34,246 --> 00:14:36,001
But you could
be arrested.

364
00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:38,735
I realize that,
but you have just as much right

365
00:14:38,735 --> 00:14:41,301
to a decent life for your
children as anyone else.

366
00:14:41,301 --> 00:14:43,001
Now we just need a plan.

367
00:14:43,001 --> 00:14:44,735
All right,
what if we...

368
00:14:44,735 --> 00:14:45,735
run!

369
00:14:45,735 --> 00:14:47,401
(coughs)
Damn it, Peter!

370
00:14:47,401 --> 00:14:49,001
What about Quagmire?

371
00:14:49,001 --> 00:14:50,802
He could probably get
his hands on a plane.

372
00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,735
Lois, that's actually
a great idea.

373
00:14:52,735 --> 00:14:54,201
"Actually"?

374
00:14:54,201 --> 00:14:55,501
W-Why are you
saying it like that?

375
00:14:55,501 --> 00:14:57,802
And Quagmire owes me
a favor anyway, remember?

376
00:14:57,802 --> 00:15:00,335
Last time he went out of town,
I sat on his eggs for him.

377
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,401
LOIS:
Peter, it's time for lunch.

378
00:15:03,401 --> 00:15:06,301
Sorry, Lois, can't leave the
eggs till Quagmire gets back.

379
00:15:06,301 --> 00:15:08,635
We're having
sloppy joes.

380
00:15:08,635 --> 00:15:11,368
Well, I guess I haven't seen
that mongoose in a while.

381
00:15:12,635 --> 00:15:14,068
LOIS: We're having
sloppy joes.

382
00:15:14,068 --> 00:15:15,068
Yeah, I heard.

383
00:15:15,068 --> 00:15:16,335
Please say you got
the onion bun...

384
00:15:16,335 --> 00:15:17,901
We're having sloppy joes.

385
00:15:17,901 --> 00:15:19,735
(gasps)
Mongoose!

386
00:15:21,501 --> 00:15:22,802
(gasps)
Mongeese!

387
00:15:31,201 --> 00:15:34,034
Hey, just a heads-up, my
dad's friend, Mr. Quagmire,

388
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,802
is gonna say a lot
of stuff to you,

389
00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:37,802
and it's all gonna
be disgusting.

390
00:15:37,802 --> 00:15:39,034
Hey, you must
be Isabella.

391
00:15:39,034 --> 00:15:40,668
I came as soon as
I heard about you.

392
00:15:40,668 --> 00:15:42,034
And then I got
on my plane.

393
00:15:42,034 --> 00:15:43,401
(chuckles)
All right.

394
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:44,501
MAN:
Hold it right there!

395
00:15:46,235 --> 00:15:47,802
Uh-oh.
Somebody's coming.

396
00:15:47,802 --> 00:15:49,134
N-Now, hold on, hold on.

397
00:15:49,134 --> 00:15:51,702
I put my business card in
a fishbowl at an El Torito.

398
00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:52,868
This could be about that.

399
00:15:54,068 --> 00:15:55,068
Policía!

400
00:15:55,068 --> 00:15:56,235
Put your hands up!

401
00:15:56,235 --> 00:15:58,802
Is this about the raffle
for the free lunch?

402
00:15:58,802 --> 00:16:00,735
Does it have to be during
the week, because I...

403
00:16:00,735 --> 00:16:01,802
Aah!

404
00:16:01,802 --> 00:16:03,702
Wait a second, are
we being arrested?

405
00:16:03,702 --> 00:16:05,134
We've done
nothing wrong.

406
00:16:05,134 --> 00:16:06,568
We're not
arresting you.

407
00:16:06,568 --> 00:16:08,134
We're taking
your plane.

408
00:16:11,868 --> 00:16:14,401
And, Javier, get their
keys and take their SUV.

409
00:16:19,868 --> 00:16:22,968
Ah, that stupid,
fat guido.

410
00:16:22,968 --> 00:16:24,901
No, Peter, that's the
wrong racial slur.

411
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:27,668
No, I know, I was just
thinking about Snooki.

412
00:16:27,668 --> 00:16:28,901
(hawk screeches)

413
00:16:33,568 --> 00:16:36,802
Boy, I can't believe there'd
be corrupt cops in Mexico.

414
00:16:36,802 --> 00:16:39,235
Yeah, Donald Trump
was right:

415
00:16:39,235 --> 00:16:41,802
his daughter is
a hot piece of ass.

416
00:16:41,802 --> 00:16:43,868
Uh, you guys, don't panic,

417
00:16:43,868 --> 00:16:45,835
but there's a couple
of coyotes over there.

418
00:16:45,835 --> 00:16:47,735
(snarling)

419
00:16:47,735 --> 00:16:50,668
Oh, like Coyote Ugly
with Piper Perabo.

420
00:16:50,668 --> 00:16:51,802
Peh-- i-is that it?

421
00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:53,168
Peh-Peh-ree--
Peh-ree-bow?

422
00:16:53,168 --> 00:16:55,802
Peh-Pera--
Pera-Pera-boo?

423
00:16:55,802 --> 00:16:57,034
Pera-boo?
Say it with me.

424
00:16:57,034 --> 00:16:58,568
Per-Per-a-bow.

425
00:16:58,568 --> 00:16:59,901
Is that right?

426
00:16:59,901 --> 00:17:01,168
It's weird,
but you remember.

427
00:17:01,168 --> 00:17:02,368
You know?
I guess...

428
00:17:02,368 --> 00:17:03,868
I guess that's
the point.

429
00:17:03,868 --> 00:17:05,168
Do you think she's
set for life?

430
00:17:05,168 --> 00:17:06,901
Peter, we're about to die!

431
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:07,901
(snarls, growls)

432
00:17:09,034 --> 00:17:10,668
No, my babies!

433
00:17:10,668 --> 00:17:11,901
Get out of here!

434
00:17:11,901 --> 00:17:13,068
You leave them alone!

435
00:17:13,702 --> 00:17:15,802
Ow! (grunting)

436
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:16,835
Ah! Chris!

437
00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:18,702
(groaning)

438
00:17:19,802 --> 00:17:22,168
(Chris grunts, coyote whimpers)

439
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:26,401
You guys, I've been bit!

440
00:17:26,401 --> 00:17:28,702
And it got away with
my friendship bracelet.

441
00:17:28,702 --> 00:17:30,568
You are a boy.

442
00:17:30,568 --> 00:17:32,835
Chris, you saved
my babies.

443
00:17:32,835 --> 00:17:34,835
Oh, my God, Peter,
we did nothing.

444
00:17:34,835 --> 00:17:36,702
We're his parents
and we did nothing.

445
00:17:36,702 --> 00:17:37,968
I know, but, wow,

446
00:17:37,968 --> 00:17:40,068
did you see how Chris
took care of those kids?

447
00:17:40,068 --> 00:17:42,401
Up till now, the only thing
he could take care of

448
00:17:42,401 --> 00:17:43,968
was my traffic tickets.

449
00:17:43,968 --> 00:17:46,568
Name?
Uh, Peter Griffin.

450
00:17:46,568 --> 00:17:47,968
Peter Griffin's
here to surrender

451
00:17:47,968 --> 00:17:49,702
for his vehicular
manslaughter.

452
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,001
What? No.

453
00:17:51,001 --> 00:17:52,201
I'm a good boy!

454
00:17:54,134 --> 00:17:56,235
He is a good boy.

455
00:18:00,802 --> 00:18:02,168
Oh, this is awful.

456
00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:03,535
Chris is injured,

457
00:18:03,535 --> 00:18:06,001
and we're completely out
of food and water.
I know.

458
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:09,068
I'm so thirsty, I'd be willing
to drink anyone's pee.

459
00:18:09,068 --> 00:18:11,134
Not-Not yours,
Chris or Peter.

460
00:18:11,134 --> 00:18:13,034
But, you know,
you know, anyone.

461
00:18:13,034 --> 00:18:16,168
Mom, Dad, thanks
for trying to help.

462
00:18:16,168 --> 00:18:18,501
You know, I just wanted
to do the right thing,

463
00:18:18,501 --> 00:18:20,835
but now we're
all gonna die.

464
00:18:20,835 --> 00:18:22,901
Did-Did you gals
hear my pee thing?

465
00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:24,001
(vehicle approaches)

466
00:18:27,301 --> 00:18:30,034
Time for clean getaway.

467
00:18:30,034 --> 00:18:32,001
Consuela?
¿Tía?

468
00:18:32,001 --> 00:18:33,501
Ay, thank God.

469
00:18:33,501 --> 00:18:34,868
How did you find us?

470
00:18:34,868 --> 00:18:36,868
Babies' earring
have chip.

471
00:18:40,468 --> 00:18:42,330
Oh, well,
this is great.

472
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,096
Can you help us
get to the border?

473
00:18:44,096 --> 00:18:46,529
Oh, you already
in United States.

474
00:18:46,529 --> 00:18:47,529
We are?

475
00:18:47,529 --> 00:18:49,113
Yes, this Texas.

476
00:18:49,113 --> 00:18:50,026
What?

477
00:18:50,026 --> 00:18:52,244
S-So, wait, so we walked
right across the border

478
00:18:52,244 --> 00:18:53,685
and didn't
even know it?

479
00:18:53,685 --> 00:18:54,918
That is a problem.

480
00:18:54,918 --> 00:18:56,018
Right?

481
00:18:56,018 --> 00:18:57,918
I mean, politics aside,
we can all agree,

482
00:18:57,918 --> 00:18:59,552
that is a problem.

483
00:19:04,169 --> 00:19:05,566
Thanks for the ride,
Consuela.

484
00:19:05,566 --> 00:19:08,334
And thanks for talking us on
that little detour to Dollywood.

485
00:19:08,334 --> 00:19:10,666
Was I right,
or was I right?

486
00:19:10,666 --> 00:19:12,566
Yep, totally worth
the extra two days.

487
00:19:13,918 --> 00:19:16,417
Look, Chris, I owe
you an apology.

488
00:19:16,417 --> 00:19:18,218
I didn't
believe in you.

489
00:19:18,218 --> 00:19:20,517
I was wrong to say you couldn't
handle the responsibility

490
00:19:20,517 --> 00:19:22,118
of taking care
of two kids.

491
00:19:22,118 --> 00:19:24,384
Y-You risked your life
for those babies.

492
00:19:24,384 --> 00:19:26,284
Well, I didn't want
them to get hurt.

493
00:19:26,284 --> 00:19:27,417
That's right.

494
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:29,218
Because you care about them,

495
00:19:29,218 --> 00:19:31,384
just like you care
about Isabella.

496
00:19:31,384 --> 00:19:33,384
And if you want
to continue to date her

497
00:19:33,384 --> 00:19:34,918
and be a part
of those kids' lives,

498
00:19:34,918 --> 00:19:37,384
I'd be just fine with that.

499
00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:39,118
Are you kidding?
Screw that.

500
00:19:39,118 --> 00:19:41,018
Looking after babies
is a nightmare.

501
00:19:41,018 --> 00:19:42,618
Oh, you have
no idea.

502
00:19:42,618 --> 00:19:45,218
You know how many times
I had you kids in the oven,

503
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:47,018
just daring myself
to turn it on?

504
00:19:47,018 --> 00:19:50,851
Well, thanks for trusting me
to figure it out for myself.

505
00:19:50,851 --> 00:19:52,218
I love you, Mom.

506
00:19:52,218 --> 00:19:54,451
I love you, too,
sweetheart.

507
00:20:00,018 --> 00:20:03,118
Isabella, being with you
has been really great.

508
00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:05,118
But I think I realized
my mom was right.

509
00:20:05,118 --> 00:20:08,085
I'm too young to be taking on
this much responsibility.

510
00:20:08,085 --> 00:20:09,618
I understand.

511
00:20:09,618 --> 00:20:13,384
But I know someday you will
make an incredible father.

512
00:20:13,384 --> 00:20:14,551
Good-bye, Chris.

513
00:20:14,551 --> 00:20:16,284
Good-bye, Isabella.

514
00:20:22,684 --> 00:20:25,384
LOIS:
Chris, time for dinner.

515
00:20:25,384 --> 00:20:27,218
We're having
sloppy joes.

516
00:20:27,218 --> 00:20:28,551
Oh, boy!

517
00:20:28,551 --> 00:20:30,451
LOIS:
We're having sloppy joes.

518
00:20:30,451 --> 00:20:31,851
Yeah, I heard you.

519
00:20:33,384 --> 00:20:34,751
Oh, dear God.

520
00:20:34,751 --> 00:20:36,118
Oh, they're all dead.

521
00:20:36,118 --> 00:20:38,384
No, please, no!

522
00:20:38,384 --> 00:20:39,417
(gunshots)

523
00:20:46,118 --> 00:20:48,018
LOIS:
 We're having sloppy joes.

524
00:20:49,118 --> 00:20:50,851
We're having sloppy joes.

525
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:53,351
We're having sloppy joes.