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♪ It seems today
that all you see ♪
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♪ Is violence in movies
and sex on TV ♪
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♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ♪
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♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a man
who positively can do ♪
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♪ All the things that make us ♪
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♪ Laugh and cry ♪
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♪ He's... a...
Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
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Dinnertime, everyone.
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You know what I'm craving?
Lobster.
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Your lobster today
is Dinty Moore stew
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from a can too dented
to risk on people.
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What does "Dinty" even mean?
Is it an adjective or a guy?
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Or a contraction, like,
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"Boy, he really screwed up
that meal, din't he?"
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I mean, Dinty Moore?
How about Dinty Less, right?
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Gold. All of this.
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(doorbell rings)
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I'll get it.
It might be Jabberjaw.
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Uh, you kids don't
remember Jabberjaw,
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but your father very badly
wants to meet Jabberjaw.
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It came! My hammock came!
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Yay, you brought loud energy
into the dining room!
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Why did you get
a hammock, Peter?
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Well, the year 2020
was a terrible year
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for the Corona beer company,
so they had to sell off
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all their TV commercial
hammocks.
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And owning a hammock from TV
has always been
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my third-biggest dream.
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-My first big...
-Meet Jabberjaw.
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Okay, you know about Jabberjaw.
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And then my other dream
is to be an NFL referee.
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(football thuds)
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It's good, it's good.
The-the-the kick was good.
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Hammock life is the best life,
Chris.
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Yeah, you clearly wanted
to be seen lying in a hammock,
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so I'm glad
I could do that for you.
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Now, to drink lemonade
with a southern drawl.
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(English accent): Chip, chip,
guv'nor. Shrimp on the barbie.
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(chuckles)
You sound like Colonel Sanders.
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(shouts)
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-(regular voice): Damn it.
-Oh, no.
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The neighbor's sprinkler
ruined whatever this is.
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Not so fast, Chris.
I don't give up that easy.
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Good for you, Dad.
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Go knock on the neighbor's door
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and have a mildly
uncomfortable conversation.
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I give up.
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Peter, uh, we can't start
until you start.
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I'm sorry, gang, I'm just so mad
at my backyard neighbor.
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-What's the problem?
-He's got a sprinkler
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going nuts and spraying
on my property.
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-I just don't know what to do.
-(soft music playing)
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Hang on while I close
this law book
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and return it to a shelf
of law books.
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Have you been injured
in an accident?
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Man, I hope so. I'm Brick Baker.
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My mama didn't raise no dummy.
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And I'm here to get you money.
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That almost rhymes.
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My specialities are
contract law
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and kicking bitch ass for you.
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Also probate.
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You trip and fall?
Got a dog bite?
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You used baby powder on
your vagina, you crazy person?
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Well, if you haven't,
start doing it.
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Brick Baker's getting you paid.
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Ha! You need hot, fresh justice,
so call da Baker.
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I said I wasn't wearing that!
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Maybe you should
hire that lawyer
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to sue the problem neighbor
you got.
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Hey, great idea, Cleveland.
I loved his little judge hammer.
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Gavel, it's called.
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N-N-N-N-N-Now, because this
is a regional commercial,
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it's gonna end
just a half a second too early.
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But remember, call 22...
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(theme music playing)
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Mr. Griffin,
I've reviewed your complaint,
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and I think you have
an excellent case.
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-That's great.
-N-N-N-N-N-Now, can I tell you
something off the record?
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"Live At Birdland,
Art Blakey Quartet,
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Blue Note Records, 1957."
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Okay, I can see that I came
to the right lawyer.
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N-N-N-Now, I just need
to file a brief.
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Yeah, this-this is gonna
work out. I want to hire you.
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Excellent. Let me just
type up your filing.
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Name: Peter Griffin.
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Favorite WNBA Team--
that's a weird second question.
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I'll put "Dallas Wings."
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Home address...
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Wait, you live
at 31 Spooner Street?
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Yeah, cross street: Forker Lane.
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Out in Cutlery Estates.
Is that a problem?
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Um, nope. No problem.
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I got you, Peter Griffin.
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When we goes to court,
I will be right there with you.
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Just like I say
on my local cable commercial,
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"With Brick by your side,
you can't..."
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(theme music playing)
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Thanks for helping me find
a lobster roll truck
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on Instagram, Stewie.
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Eh, I just wish
we didn't have to go
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to this stupid,
gentrified waterfront.
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This place was so much better
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when it sucked
and we never came here.
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Well, here's our
lobster roll truck.
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HIPSTER:
Uh, hey, guys?
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You're cutting in line.
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It starts back there.
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What? No.
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All I wanted was just
some decent lobster.
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You know, Bri, they're right
out there, up for grabs.
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We should just go
straight to the source.
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What are you even suggesting,
Stewie?
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That we, what, we get a lobster
boat and be lobstermen?
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Yeah.
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Hey, Peter, where's the
defendant? And where's Brick?
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Sorry I'm late. I had to make
these small desserts
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change their ways.
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Ha. Tort reform.
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Anyway, let's get this started.
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Wha-- Why are you
standing there?
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You're supposed to be over here,
suing my neighbor.
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Uh, Peter, I am your neighbor.
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(gasps)
You're my neighbor?
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You're the defendant?
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And I'm the courtroom
sketch artist?
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I drew a Far Side.
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I hire you to sue my neighbor,
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and you don't tell me
you're my neighbor?
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-That's so unethical.
-Whoa.
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I may not have gone
to Harvard Law School,
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and I don't even know
if you keep track
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of who went to Harvard
Law School...
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-I don't.
-...but I did not go
to Harvard Law School
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just to have my integrity
questioned.
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But you said you'd be my lawyer.
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Did I, Peter? Think back.
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I really want you to think back
really quickly.
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Peter, we could've had fun,
but I died.
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Yeesh. I-I don't want
to think anymore for a while.
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Gentlemen, the jury's waiting.
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Your Honor,
you got to understand,
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I thought I had a lawyer,
but now...
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Very well.
I'll grant a continuance
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and just enter into the court
record that you're a chicken.
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Wait, what?
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It's perfectly routine.
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I just note that Peter Griffin
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has to run and hide
behind his lawyer daddy.
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What-- n-no.
I don't need a lawyer.
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I'm gonna beat Brick Baker
all on my own.
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But I don't got
an opening statement.
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Ooh. I move
for a five-minute recess.
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(laughs)
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-I'm worried for Peter.
-I'll say.
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Brick Baker's gonna win, easy.
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Look, he's leaned back
with his feet up,
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confidently whistling.
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(exhaling sharply)
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He's, uh, he's not very good
at whistling,
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but he's doing the other stuff.
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I can't believe
we're doing this.
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We're actually going
lobster fishing.
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Our way of life
is disappearing, Bri.
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Stewie, we got the boat
20 minutes ago. Settle down.
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How'd we get the boat, anyway?
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Traded it for opioids from
a working-class New Englander
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-hooked on opioids.
-Huh.
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All right, well, I got
lobster pots, trammel nets,
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buoys, chum, rope,
flotation gear and a radio.
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-What do you got?
-Opioids.
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Stewie, stop screwing around
and give me those opioids
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and go get me some more opioids.
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Uh, let me check
on Rupert first.
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Rupert, how you doing
with that double sheet bend?
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Okay, apparently I said
"half hitch" or whatever.
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-I don't even know
why you brought him.
-Let's not talk about it.
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He gets so jealous
when you and I hang out.
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Well, tell him he doesn't
have anything to worry about.
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He doesn't?
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Mr. Griffin, this has been
a huge waste of time.
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I hereby find for the defendant,
effective as of the moment
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I slam down
my gavel uninterrup...
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Wait! Your Honor, we have
evidence relevant to this case.
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Who are you?
And what kind of evidence?
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I'm an HOA dick,
and I found bylaws proving
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that Brick used his sprinklers
on incorrect Tuesdays.
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I'm a cop, and I'm gonna
suspiciously turn off
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my body cam, in case
something sketchy goes down.
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And I found Quahog's original
survey maps,
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proving that Brick's sprinklers
aren't even on his own property.
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What?
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The town surveyor
was being pestered by a bee,
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so the property lines
were all twisty-turny.
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Oh, that's why
his statue's like that.
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Well, this is more than enough
evidence for cartoon court.
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I find for the plaintiff.
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-Yeah!
-We did it!
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Talk about "all rise." Giggity!
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G-G-I-T-Y.
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Yeah, there's-there's no Ds
in "giggity."
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(birds chirping)
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Three hours of lobster fishing
and nothing.
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You shouldn't have dumped
all my Percocets in the water.
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Now the lobsters are just down
there hanging out
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and defrauding the government
for disability checks.
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Should we drop our traps
somewhere else?
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-Like where?
-I don't know,
maybe we try David Harbour.
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It's that harbor nobody even
heard of until three years ago,
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and now all of a sudden
it's huge.
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Eh, we could try Michael Bay.
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Although I hear that bay
was mean to Megan Fox.
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Maybe Roger Waters?
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-George Strait?
-Billy Ocean?
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-Ricki Lake?
-River Phoenix?
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How are those celebrity
water puns working out?
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-Welp, this has been a bust.
-Sea Thomas Howell?
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Anyway,
your guys' were good, too.
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Uhp, we're due
for an eight-second squall.
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I got to go have
an overacting scene
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where I curse God
in a boat storm.
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♪ ♪
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Strike me down, you coward.
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I have big feelings
about weather.
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The storm symbolizes my madness.
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This is worth it for fish.
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Well, Rupert, clear one
BAFTA's-worth of space
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on the trophy shelf.
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Rupert?
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Rupert.
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No!
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How did he sink so fast?
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He might h-have
a string of metal balls
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-uh, hidden within?
-What?
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We've been together
a long time, Brian.
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We have to do things
to keep it fresh.
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Hey there, company.
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Hey, brother. Wakanda forever.
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-Oh, I don't know.
-What do you want, Brick?
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Just came to congratulate you.
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Thought I'd be the bigger man.
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Bigger man?
You been talking to Lois?
245
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She doesn't measure
from the right spot.
246
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So, no hard feelings?
247
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You have been talking to Lois.
248
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Listen, the moral
of the story is this:
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watching you all in the court
today, I realized something.
250
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I may have a fancy law degree
and a phone number
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with all twos in it...
(giggles)
252
00:10:54,470 --> 00:10:56,529
...but, Peter, you have friends.
253
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And no one can ever take them
away from you.
254
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He said that weird.
255
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And I bought you a gift:
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four tickets
to today's matinee performance
257
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,481
of Surfin' Bird:
An American Musical.
258
00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:09,167
(gasps)
259
00:11:09,318 --> 00:11:10,727
-Awesome!
-Live theater!
260
00:11:10,820 --> 00:11:15,006
We'll get to see
Law & Order extras onstage!
261
00:11:21,907 --> 00:11:23,998
Live stage plays are so great.
262
00:11:24,092 --> 00:11:26,167
I hope there's a gentle jibe
about Republicans
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00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,353
so we can have a smug laugh.
264
00:11:30,098 --> 00:11:31,839
You gentlemen
are in the front row.
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00:11:32,008 --> 00:11:34,175
-Aw, sweet.
-Oh, but not you, sir.
266
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,528
You're all the way back
in the very top.
267
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:43,593
-What?
-Yeah, just keep going up until
you see three corpses in parkas.
268
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(in distance): ♪ Bird, bird,
well, the bird is the word ♪
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♪ A-well, a bird, bird, bird,
b-bird's the word... ♪
270
00:11:47,933 --> 00:11:49,265
Man, this sucks.
271
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The stage is so way down there,
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the sound doesn't even travel
this far.
273
00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:55,714
The whole show's just being
relayed by some New York mook.
274
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Uh, they're saying everybody's
heard about the bird.
275
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And it goes on, and so forth.
276
00:12:03,131 --> 00:12:06,616
Okay, now they're saying
what the word is.
277
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Bird. It's bird.
278
00:12:08,803 --> 00:12:10,270
Well, may as well
take a terrible,
279
00:12:10,379 --> 00:12:13,380
faraway stage picture
that I'll never look at again.
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♪ Bird, bird, bird,
b-bird's the word ♪
281
00:12:15,718 --> 00:12:17,143
♪ A-well, a bird,
bird, bird... ♪
282
00:12:17,295 --> 00:12:20,739
Aw, Cleveland, Joe and Quagmire
are having such a good time.
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00:12:20,890 --> 00:12:23,800
♪ A-well, a bird, bird,
b-bird's the word... ♪
284
00:12:23,893 --> 00:12:25,818
(gasps)
With Brick?
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♪ Bird, bird, bird... ♪
286
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,654
Crap, now they're getting
pulled up
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onstage to sing together.
288
00:12:30,308 --> 00:12:32,658
Surely they won't be given
inflatable electric guitars.
289
00:12:32,811 --> 00:12:35,903
Oh! They're being given
inflatable electric guitars.
290
00:12:35,981 --> 00:12:37,163
(phone chimes)
291
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,649
Oh, man, and now the early
reviews are coming in.
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♪ A-well, a bird ♪
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♪ Surfin' bird... ♪
294
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It's, it's like Brick Baker has
taken my friends away from me.
295
00:12:47,492 --> 00:12:48,825
-(phone chimes)
-Now what's this?
296
00:12:48,994 --> 00:12:52,937
An unsolicited email from
a local mom I have a crush on?
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00:12:53,089 --> 00:12:55,589
"Hi, Peter, it's Judy,
just thinking of you.
298
00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:58,259
"I've joined the team
at North Star Realty,
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00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,169
and if you're ever thinking
of selling your home..."
300
00:13:00,188 --> 00:13:01,529
Well, that's disappointing.
301
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,586
Jabberjaw?
302
00:13:20,708 --> 00:13:24,193
Brick, get in the photo,
you old so-and-so.
303
00:13:24,287 --> 00:13:26,638
"Old so-and-so" is my nickname.
304
00:13:26,789 --> 00:13:27,972
Hey, Peter.
305
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,866
Look who decided to drop by.
306
00:13:29,884 --> 00:13:31,643
Hey, why so glum,
you old so-and-so?
307
00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:33,036
All right, that's it.
308
00:13:33,054 --> 00:13:34,312
You like hanging out
with Brick? Fine.
309
00:13:34,463 --> 00:13:35,721
I don't need you guys.
310
00:13:35,874 --> 00:13:39,375
You people are backstabbers.
Like Stabby McBackerson.
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00:13:39,394 --> 00:13:43,046
Honey? Lee Harvey?
Dinner's on the table.
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00:13:43,139 --> 00:13:44,471
(gunshot)
313
00:13:44,566 --> 00:13:47,325
Well, when can you take a break?
314
00:13:47,552 --> 00:13:50,144
Okay, that's a mix-up.
That was, uh,
315
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:53,206
that was Lee Harvey Oswald
working from home.
316
00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,743
We have to save Rupert.
We have to.
317
00:13:57,896 --> 00:13:59,245
I know, Stewie, but look.
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Our only chance is if
he's up here
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00:14:01,399 --> 00:14:02,656
on the Phoebe Waller-Ridge.
320
00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:04,584
We'll never reach him
if he's fallen down into
321
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:06,678
the Lin-Manuel Mariana Trench.
322
00:14:06,829 --> 00:14:08,713
Also, Harrison Fjord.
323
00:14:08,940 --> 00:14:10,907
Or-or yours.
Y-Yours are good, too.
324
00:14:10,925 --> 00:14:12,433
♪ ♪
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00:14:24,606 --> 00:14:27,156
♪ ♪
326
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:52,265
(Brian screaming)
327
00:15:01,550 --> 00:15:03,276
(Brian screaming)
328
00:15:19,402 --> 00:15:22,587
And just like that,
Rupert sank forever
329
00:15:22,738 --> 00:15:24,981
into the inky deep.
330
00:15:24,999 --> 00:15:27,425
Also, did you know
that the ocean is
331
00:15:27,652 --> 00:15:29,335
40% fish whiz?
332
00:15:29,487 --> 00:15:33,056
All this and more
on West's Wonders.
333
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:42,999
Okay, top five racks
in '90s movies. Go.
334
00:15:43,017 --> 00:15:45,276
I'll bite. Maggie Smith,
Death on the Nile.
335
00:15:45,428 --> 00:15:47,278
Right rack, wrong decade.
Who's next?
336
00:15:47,505 --> 00:15:49,096
What the hell is he doing?
337
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,265
His friends ditched him
for Brick Baker,
338
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,101
so he's trying to recreate
the friend experience with us.
339
00:15:54,195 --> 00:15:57,013
-What? No.
-Also, he's still butthurt
340
00:15:57,031 --> 00:15:59,031
'cause Judy from down the street
sent him an email,
341
00:15:59,184 --> 00:16:02,109
-but it was for her
realty business, so...
-Okay, that's enough!
342
00:16:02,203 --> 00:16:03,444
(groans)
Forget this.
343
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,354
I thought it'd be nice
hanging with family,
344
00:16:05,448 --> 00:16:06,464
but it's a disaster.
345
00:16:06,615 --> 00:16:08,949
Like Lee Harvey Oswald
working from home.
346
00:16:09,043 --> 00:16:11,135
This is the tenth one
of these this month.
347
00:16:11,362 --> 00:16:13,196
What do you think,
Detective McBackerson?
348
00:16:13,289 --> 00:16:15,198
Yeah, no, they seem unrelated
and random,
349
00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:16,975
and probably accidents?
350
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,218
What was that?
351
00:16:19,295 --> 00:16:23,064
That was "someone's getting
fired," is what that was.
352
00:16:26,044 --> 00:16:28,135
What are you doing, Brian?
We have to go back.
353
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,545
Stewie, it's over.
354
00:16:29,564 --> 00:16:31,731
Rupert's fallen way too deep.
We can't get to him.
355
00:16:31,807 --> 00:16:34,141
But he's my friend.
We can't just leave him there.
356
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,885
I'm afraid we have to, Stewie.
357
00:16:35,887 --> 00:16:37,887
Even if he is muling
your marital aids.
358
00:16:37,905 --> 00:16:39,980
You know what?
I don't care what you do.
359
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,574
I'm going back to save Rupert.
360
00:16:41,726 --> 00:16:44,560
Fine. Go ahead and try.
You'll be back in one minute.
361
00:16:44,562 --> 00:16:46,412
That's just enough time for me
to remember the name
362
00:16:46,564 --> 00:16:50,008
of the main guy in
That Thing You Do.
363
00:16:50,193 --> 00:16:52,510
Let's see, it was
a three-name guy.
364
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:56,630
Uh, Paul... Paul Michael Scott?
Thomas?
365
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,407
Okay, I just need to go
through every combination
366
00:16:58,426 --> 00:17:01,077
of Scott, Michael and Thomas,
and I'll get it.
367
00:17:01,095 --> 00:17:04,171
Uh, no, wait, Boo, Boo?
Boopy Rafferty?
368
00:17:04,265 --> 00:17:07,341
Boop-- No? Bachman? Todd.
Bachman Todd!
369
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,694
That Thing You Do,
starring Tom Hanks
370
00:17:09,921 --> 00:17:11,103
and Bachman Todd!
Yeah, yeah.
371
00:17:11,256 --> 00:17:13,055
Okay, I see the poster now.
(chuckles)
372
00:17:13,057 --> 00:17:15,658
Whew. What a relief.
Okay, mystery solved.
373
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,332
♪ ♪
374
00:17:34,036 --> 00:17:36,629
(cracking)
375
00:17:36,781 --> 00:17:38,723
(crunching)
376
00:17:59,304 --> 00:18:01,245
♪ ♪
377
00:18:28,015 --> 00:18:30,191
♪ ♪
378
00:18:39,010 --> 00:18:40,660
Oh...
379
00:18:46,851 --> 00:18:48,108
(laughter)
380
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:50,369
CLEVELAND:
Yeah! All right!
381
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,205
Stupid Brick and
the stupid guys.
382
00:18:53,358 --> 00:18:54,857
Probably doing lame stuff.
383
00:18:54,876 --> 00:18:57,635
JOE:
Wow, this is the longest
Slip 'N Slide in the world.
384
00:18:57,862 --> 00:19:00,363
BRICK:
N-N-N-N-Now, hold up.
Remember the rule.
385
00:19:00,381 --> 00:19:02,531
Before you slide on it,
you gots to yell out
386
00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:03,957
who you miss right now.
387
00:19:04,051 --> 00:19:06,793
JOE:
Nobody! Whee!
388
00:19:06,888 --> 00:19:09,038
I got to get my friends back.
389
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:11,274
-(all laughing)
-All right.
390
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,304
-(cheering)
-Guys, wait.
391
00:19:17,398 --> 00:19:19,732
-Peter?
-Why you hanging out with Brick?
392
00:19:19,808 --> 00:19:21,734
Sure, he may be cool and smart,
393
00:19:21,810 --> 00:19:23,327
but he doesn't know you
like I do.
394
00:19:23,554 --> 00:19:24,387
How do you mean?
395
00:19:24,405 --> 00:19:25,979
I know all about you guys.
396
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:28,407
Quagmire, you like a beer
from time to time.
397
00:19:28,559 --> 00:19:31,060
And, Cleveland, you don't mind
a cold one after work.
398
00:19:31,078 --> 00:19:34,154
And you, Joe, you like to relax
with an ice-cold beer.
399
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:36,248
Wow, he really does know us.
400
00:19:36,325 --> 00:19:38,009
What do you say?
Let's get out of here
401
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:39,594
and be friends again.
402
00:19:44,258 --> 00:19:46,409
-I think you guys should
go with him.
-Huh?
403
00:19:46,427 --> 00:19:47,927
I've had fun
with your crew, Peter,
404
00:19:48,079 --> 00:19:50,021
but the truth is,
this whole time,
405
00:19:50,172 --> 00:19:51,931
all they talked about was you.
406
00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:53,916
They did? Li-Like what?
407
00:19:53,935 --> 00:19:55,693
Something about a bet they had
that you won't live
408
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:57,195
past the age of 50.
409
00:19:57,422 --> 00:19:58,512
You guys.
410
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,013
They noticed you had
your hand in your pants
411
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,941
the whole time
during the Magic Mike.
412
00:20:02,093 --> 00:20:03,275
Only a friend would know that.
413
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,703
They also said you don't know
how to tie your shoes.
414
00:20:05,854 --> 00:20:07,112
You just mash the laces inside.
415
00:20:07,265 --> 00:20:08,522
I do that for time.
416
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,857
So go on, guys,
Peter's your friend.
417
00:20:10,952 --> 00:20:13,026
I'm just some dude on the block.
It's okay.
418
00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:14,286
You're right, Brick.
419
00:20:14,439 --> 00:20:15,862
Because if there's anything
we've learned
420
00:20:16,031 --> 00:20:17,957
after all these years
with Peter, it's...
421
00:20:18,109 --> 00:20:20,259
(theme music playing)
422
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,060
TV ANNOUNCER:
Stay tuned for
That Thing You Do,
423
00:20:29,211 --> 00:20:31,270
starring Tom Hanks
and Bachman Todd.
424
00:20:31,380 --> 00:20:32,563
BRIAN (in distance):
Aha! I knew it.
425
00:20:32,790 --> 00:20:35,215
Well, Peter, I'm glad
everything's back to normal,
426
00:20:35,309 --> 00:20:36,717
and you got your friends back.
427
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,903
But I feel like you
got off on the wrong foot
428
00:20:39,130 --> 00:20:41,072
-with our new neighbor.
-You're right, Lois.
429
00:20:41,299 --> 00:20:43,241
I'm gonna go take care
of that right now.
430
00:20:45,227 --> 00:20:47,894
Brick, I just want
to apologize
431
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,972
for how things got
started between us.
432
00:20:50,065 --> 00:20:51,490
I can see that
you're a good guy,
433
00:20:51,642 --> 00:20:54,418
and I want to welcome you
to the neighborhood.
434
00:20:56,481 --> 00:20:59,632
What? I was just practicing.