1 00:00:02,394 --> 00:00:04,745 ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ 2 00:00:04,897 --> 00:00:07,822 ♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪ 3 00:00:07,991 --> 00:00:11,677 ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ 4 00:00:11,828 --> 00:00:14,680 ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪ 5 00:00:14,831 --> 00:00:18,166 ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪ 6 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:21,336 ♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪ 7 00:00:21,430 --> 00:00:23,080 ♪ All the things that make us ♪ 8 00:00:23,098 --> 00:00:24,339 ♪ Laugh and cry ♪ 9 00:00:24,433 --> 00:00:30,195 ♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪ 10 00:00:34,017 --> 00:00:36,201 Dinnertime, everyone. 11 00:00:36,428 --> 00:00:38,370 You know what I'm craving? Lobster. 12 00:00:38,597 --> 00:00:41,265 Your lobster today is Dinty Moore stew 13 00:00:41,433 --> 00:00:43,691 from a can too dented to risk on people. 14 00:00:43,786 --> 00:00:47,028 What does "Dinty" even mean? Is it an adjective or a guy? 15 00:00:47,197 --> 00:00:48,622 Or a contraction, like, 16 00:00:48,774 --> 00:00:51,199 "Boy, he really screwed up that meal, din't he?" 17 00:00:51,218 --> 00:00:55,036 I mean, Dinty Moore? How about Dinty Less, right? 18 00:00:55,130 --> 00:00:57,598 Gold. All of this. 19 00:00:58,392 --> 00:00:59,449 (doorbell rings) 20 00:00:59,468 --> 00:01:01,042 I'll get it. It might be Jabberjaw. 21 00:01:01,136 --> 00:01:02,969 Uh, you kids don't remember Jabberjaw, 22 00:01:03,122 --> 00:01:06,231 but your father very badly wants to meet Jabberjaw. 23 00:01:06,458 --> 00:01:08,308 It came! My hammock came! 24 00:01:08,460 --> 00:01:11,962 Yay, you brought loud energy into the dining room! 25 00:01:11,980 --> 00:01:13,630 Why did you get a hammock, Peter? 26 00:01:13,649 --> 00:01:15,632 Well, the year 2020 was a terrible year 27 00:01:15,651 --> 00:01:17,725 for the Corona beer company, so they had to sell off 28 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:19,469 all their TV commercial hammocks. 29 00:01:19,563 --> 00:01:21,580 And owning a hammock from TV has always been 30 00:01:21,807 --> 00:01:23,231 my third-biggest dream. 31 00:01:23,325 --> 00:01:25,158 -My first big... -Meet Jabberjaw. 32 00:01:25,311 --> 00:01:26,643 Okay, you know about Jabberjaw. 33 00:01:26,662 --> 00:01:30,480 And then my other dream is to be an NFL referee. 34 00:01:30,499 --> 00:01:31,590 (football thuds) 35 00:01:34,153 --> 00:01:37,012 It's good, it's good. The-the-the kick was good. 36 00:01:41,994 --> 00:01:44,103 Hammock life is the best life, Chris. 37 00:01:44,254 --> 00:01:46,847 Yeah, you clearly wanted to be seen lying in a hammock, 38 00:01:46,941 --> 00:01:49,333 so I'm glad I could do that for you. 39 00:01:49,426 --> 00:01:52,018 Now, to drink lemonade with a southern drawl. 40 00:01:52,113 --> 00:01:55,005 (English accent): Chip, chip, guv'nor. Shrimp on the barbie. 41 00:01:55,023 --> 00:01:58,675 (chuckles) You sound like Colonel Sanders. 42 00:01:58,768 --> 00:02:00,619 (shouts) 43 00:02:00,846 --> 00:02:02,437 -(regular voice): Damn it. -Oh, no. 44 00:02:02,531 --> 00:02:05,349 The neighbor's sprinkler ruined whatever this is. 45 00:02:05,442 --> 00:02:07,851 Not so fast, Chris. I don't give up that easy. 46 00:02:07,870 --> 00:02:09,019 Good for you, Dad. 47 00:02:09,112 --> 00:02:10,354 Go knock on the neighbor's door 48 00:02:10,447 --> 00:02:12,706 and have a mildly uncomfortable conversation. 49 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,258 I give up. 50 00:02:23,051 --> 00:02:25,627 Peter, uh, we can't start until you start. 51 00:02:25,721 --> 00:02:28,889 I'm sorry, gang, I'm just so mad at my backyard neighbor. 52 00:02:29,041 --> 00:02:30,315 -What's the problem? -He's got a sprinkler 53 00:02:30,542 --> 00:02:32,709 going nuts and spraying on my property. 54 00:02:32,802 --> 00:02:35,212 -I just don't know what to do. -(soft music playing) 55 00:02:35,230 --> 00:02:37,230 Hang on while I close this law book 56 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:39,641 and return it to a shelf of law books. 57 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,142 Have you been injured in an accident? 58 00:02:41,311 --> 00:02:43,737 Man, I hope so. I'm Brick Baker. 59 00:02:43,813 --> 00:02:45,647 My mama didn't raise no dummy. 60 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:47,724 And I'm here to get you money. 61 00:02:47,743 --> 00:02:49,226 That almost rhymes. 62 00:02:49,244 --> 00:02:51,003 My specialities are contract law 63 00:02:51,154 --> 00:02:52,838 and kicking bitch ass for you. 64 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:54,155 Also probate. 65 00:02:54,175 --> 00:02:56,233 You trip and fall? Got a dog bite? 66 00:02:56,251 --> 00:02:58,752 You used baby powder on your vagina, you crazy person? 67 00:02:58,921 --> 00:03:00,846 Well, if you haven't, start doing it. 68 00:03:01,073 --> 00:03:03,331 Brick Baker's getting you paid. 69 00:03:03,425 --> 00:03:08,078 Ha! You need hot, fresh justice, so call da Baker. 70 00:03:08,096 --> 00:03:10,171 I said I wasn't wearing that! 71 00:03:10,265 --> 00:03:11,581 Maybe you should hire that lawyer 72 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:13,675 to sue the problem neighbor you got. 73 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:16,770 Hey, great idea, Cleveland. I loved his little judge hammer. 74 00:03:16,922 --> 00:03:18,438 Gavel, it's called. 75 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:20,532 N-N-N-N-N-Now, because this is a regional commercial, 76 00:03:20,609 --> 00:03:22,776 it's gonna end just a half a second too early. 77 00:03:22,928 --> 00:03:24,778 But remember, call 22... 78 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:27,039 (theme music playing) 79 00:03:31,027 --> 00:03:33,194 Mr. Griffin, I've reviewed your complaint, 80 00:03:33,214 --> 00:03:35,029 and I think you have an excellent case. 81 00:03:35,049 --> 00:03:38,475 -That's great. -N-N-N-N-N-Now, can I tell you something off the record? 82 00:03:38,477 --> 00:03:40,702 "Live At Birdland, Art Blakey Quartet, 83 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:42,629 Blue Note Records, 1957." 84 00:03:42,781 --> 00:03:45,057 Okay, I can see that I came to the right lawyer. 85 00:03:45,133 --> 00:03:48,060 N-N-N-Now, I just need to file a brief. 86 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:53,047 Yeah, this-this is gonna work out. I want to hire you. 87 00:03:53,141 --> 00:03:55,567 Excellent. Let me just type up your filing. 88 00:03:55,719 --> 00:03:57,143 Name: Peter Griffin. 89 00:03:57,312 --> 00:03:59,738 Favorite WNBA Team-- that's a weird second question. 90 00:03:59,889 --> 00:04:01,073 I'll put "Dallas Wings." 91 00:04:01,224 --> 00:04:02,632 Home address... 92 00:04:02,726 --> 00:04:04,892 Wait, you live at 31 Spooner Street? 93 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:06,894 Yeah, cross street: Forker Lane. 94 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:09,639 Out in Cutlery Estates. Is that a problem? 95 00:04:09,658 --> 00:04:12,142 Um, nope. No problem. 96 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:14,068 I got you, Peter Griffin. 97 00:04:14,162 --> 00:04:16,255 When we goes to court, I will be right there with you. 98 00:04:16,331 --> 00:04:18,315 Just like I say on my local cable commercial, 99 00:04:18,333 --> 00:04:20,575 "With Brick by your side, you can't..." 100 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:22,594 (theme music playing) 101 00:04:27,659 --> 00:04:30,010 Thanks for helping me find a lobster roll truck 102 00:04:30,104 --> 00:04:31,270 on Instagram, Stewie. 103 00:04:31,421 --> 00:04:32,829 Eh, I just wish we didn't have to go 104 00:04:32,922 --> 00:04:35,181 to this stupid, gentrified waterfront. 105 00:04:35,334 --> 00:04:36,775 This place was so much better 106 00:04:36,926 --> 00:04:38,777 when it sucked and we never came here. 107 00:04:38,928 --> 00:04:40,837 Well, here's our lobster roll truck. 108 00:04:40,839 --> 00:04:43,448 HIPSTER: Uh, hey, guys? 109 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:45,008 You're cutting in line. 110 00:04:45,027 --> 00:04:49,270 It starts back there. 111 00:04:49,290 --> 00:04:50,438 What? No. 112 00:04:50,532 --> 00:04:52,624 All I wanted was just some decent lobster. 113 00:04:52,776 --> 00:04:55,201 You know, Bri, they're right out there, up for grabs. 114 00:04:55,354 --> 00:04:57,129 We should just go straight to the source. 115 00:04:57,356 --> 00:04:59,113 What are you even suggesting, Stewie? 116 00:04:59,207 --> 00:05:02,426 That we, what, we get a lobster boat and be lobstermen? 117 00:05:04,530 --> 00:05:06,054 Yeah. 118 00:05:11,628 --> 00:05:14,721 Hey, Peter, where's the defendant? And where's Brick? 119 00:05:14,798 --> 00:05:17,131 Sorry I'm late. I had to make these small desserts 120 00:05:17,151 --> 00:05:18,650 change their ways. 121 00:05:18,802 --> 00:05:20,301 Ha. Tort reform. 122 00:05:20,321 --> 00:05:22,821 Anyway, let's get this started. 123 00:05:23,048 --> 00:05:24,656 Wha-- Why are you standing there? 124 00:05:24,808 --> 00:05:26,825 You're supposed to be over here, suing my neighbor. 125 00:05:26,976 --> 00:05:30,144 Uh, Peter, I am your neighbor. 126 00:05:30,164 --> 00:05:32,238 (gasps) You're my neighbor? 127 00:05:32,391 --> 00:05:33,406 You're the defendant? 128 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:36,168 And I'm the courtroom sketch artist? 129 00:05:38,246 --> 00:05:39,671 I drew a Far Side. 130 00:05:46,905 --> 00:05:48,405 I hire you to sue my neighbor, 131 00:05:48,498 --> 00:05:50,164 and you don't tell me you're my neighbor? 132 00:05:50,184 --> 00:05:51,850 -That's so unethical. -Whoa. 133 00:05:52,001 --> 00:05:53,593 I may not have gone to Harvard Law School, 134 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:55,002 and I don't even know if you keep track 135 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:56,429 of who went to Harvard Law School... 136 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,523 -I don't. -...but I did not go to Harvard Law School 137 00:05:58,675 --> 00:06:01,008 just to have my integrity questioned. 138 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:02,694 But you said you'd be my lawyer. 139 00:06:02,771 --> 00:06:04,270 Did I, Peter? Think back. 140 00:06:04,423 --> 00:06:06,239 I really want you to think back really quickly. 141 00:06:07,368 --> 00:06:11,111 Peter, we could've had fun, but I died. 142 00:06:11,263 --> 00:06:14,039 Yeesh. I-I don't want to think anymore for a while. 143 00:06:14,266 --> 00:06:16,357 Gentlemen, the jury's waiting. 144 00:06:16,377 --> 00:06:17,934 Your Honor, you got to understand, 145 00:06:17,953 --> 00:06:19,452 I thought I had a lawyer, but now... 146 00:06:19,605 --> 00:06:21,713 Very well. I'll grant a continuance 147 00:06:21,865 --> 00:06:25,759 and just enter into the court record that you're a chicken. 148 00:06:26,795 --> 00:06:28,111 Wait, what? 149 00:06:28,130 --> 00:06:29,721 It's perfectly routine. 150 00:06:29,948 --> 00:06:31,615 I just note that Peter Griffin 151 00:06:31,708 --> 00:06:35,118 has to run and hide behind his lawyer daddy. 152 00:06:35,137 --> 00:06:37,062 What-- n-no. I don't need a lawyer. 153 00:06:37,289 --> 00:06:39,398 I'm gonna beat Brick Baker all on my own. 154 00:06:39,549 --> 00:06:41,124 But I don't got an opening statement. 155 00:06:41,143 --> 00:06:45,112 Ooh. I move for a five-minute recess. 156 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:49,241 (laughs) 157 00:06:49,468 --> 00:06:51,559 -I'm worried for Peter. -I'll say. 158 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:52,969 Brick Baker's gonna win, easy. 159 00:06:53,062 --> 00:06:55,155 Look, he's leaned back with his feet up, 160 00:06:55,307 --> 00:06:57,565 confidently whistling. 161 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:59,643 (exhaling sharply) 162 00:06:59,661 --> 00:07:01,811 He's, uh, he's not very good at whistling, 163 00:07:01,905 --> 00:07:04,047 but he's doing the other stuff. 164 00:07:08,503 --> 00:07:10,411 I can't believe we're doing this. 165 00:07:10,431 --> 00:07:12,413 We're actually going lobster fishing. 166 00:07:12,507 --> 00:07:14,824 Our way of life is disappearing, Bri. 167 00:07:14,843 --> 00:07:17,418 Stewie, we got the boat 20 minutes ago. Settle down. 168 00:07:17,438 --> 00:07:18,920 How'd we get the boat, anyway? 169 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:21,998 Traded it for opioids from a working-class New Englander 170 00:07:22,017 --> 00:07:24,091 -hooked on opioids. -Huh. 171 00:07:24,186 --> 00:07:26,260 All right, well, I got lobster pots, trammel nets, 172 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:29,764 buoys, chum, rope, flotation gear and a radio. 173 00:07:29,858 --> 00:07:31,357 -What do you got? -Opioids. 174 00:07:31,510 --> 00:07:33,601 Stewie, stop screwing around and give me those opioids 175 00:07:33,695 --> 00:07:34,844 and go get me some more opioids. 176 00:07:34,938 --> 00:07:36,362 Uh, let me check on Rupert first. 177 00:07:36,515 --> 00:07:38,957 Rupert, how you doing with that double sheet bend? 178 00:07:40,352 --> 00:07:42,794 Okay, apparently I said "half hitch" or whatever. 179 00:07:42,946 --> 00:07:45,205 -I don't even know why you brought him. -Let's not talk about it. 180 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:47,299 He gets so jealous when you and I hang out. 181 00:07:47,450 --> 00:07:49,375 Well, tell him he doesn't have anything to worry about. 182 00:07:49,528 --> 00:07:51,261 He doesn't? 183 00:07:54,199 --> 00:07:57,367 Mr. Griffin, this has been a huge waste of time. 184 00:07:57,460 --> 00:08:00,220 I hereby find for the defendant, effective as of the moment 185 00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:02,296 I slam down my gavel uninterrup... 186 00:08:02,390 --> 00:08:05,967 Wait! Your Honor, we have evidence relevant to this case. 187 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:08,394 Who are you? And what kind of evidence? 188 00:08:08,547 --> 00:08:11,047 I'm an HOA dick, and I found bylaws proving 189 00:08:11,140 --> 00:08:14,141 that Brick used his sprinklers on incorrect Tuesdays. 190 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:16,569 I'm a cop, and I'm gonna suspiciously turn off 191 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:20,056 my body cam, in case something sketchy goes down. 192 00:08:20,075 --> 00:08:22,334 And I found Quahog's original survey maps, 193 00:08:22,485 --> 00:08:26,171 proving that Brick's sprinklers aren't even on his own property. 194 00:08:26,322 --> 00:08:28,173 What? 195 00:08:29,417 --> 00:08:32,010 The town surveyor was being pestered by a bee, 196 00:08:32,161 --> 00:08:34,921 so the property lines were all twisty-turny. 197 00:08:35,073 --> 00:08:37,641 Oh, that's why his statue's like that. 198 00:08:41,263 --> 00:08:44,597 Well, this is more than enough evidence for cartoon court. 199 00:08:44,750 --> 00:08:46,933 I find for the plaintiff. 200 00:08:47,085 --> 00:08:48,175 -Yeah! -We did it! 201 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:50,654 Talk about "all rise." Giggity! 202 00:08:52,015 --> 00:08:53,865 G-G-I-T-Y. 203 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:56,350 Yeah, there's-there's no Ds in "giggity." 204 00:08:56,444 --> 00:08:58,411 (birds chirping) 205 00:09:03,101 --> 00:09:05,359 Three hours of lobster fishing and nothing. 206 00:09:05,528 --> 00:09:07,604 You shouldn't have dumped all my Percocets in the water. 207 00:09:07,622 --> 00:09:09,363 Now the lobsters are just down there hanging out 208 00:09:09,532 --> 00:09:12,275 and defrauding the government for disability checks. 209 00:09:12,294 --> 00:09:13,777 Should we drop our traps somewhere else? 210 00:09:13,795 --> 00:09:16,370 -Like where? -I don't know, maybe we try David Harbour. 211 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:19,057 It's that harbor nobody even heard of until three years ago, 212 00:09:19,208 --> 00:09:20,374 and now all of a sudden it's huge. 213 00:09:20,394 --> 00:09:21,968 Eh, we could try Michael Bay. 214 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:24,396 Although I hear that bay was mean to Megan Fox. 215 00:09:24,547 --> 00:09:25,713 Maybe Roger Waters? 216 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:27,140 -George Strait? -Billy Ocean? 217 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:28,474 -Ricki Lake? -River Phoenix? 218 00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:31,461 How are those celebrity water puns working out? 219 00:09:31,479 --> 00:09:34,239 -Welp, this has been a bust. -Sea Thomas Howell? 220 00:09:34,390 --> 00:09:36,316 Anyway, your guys' were good, too. 221 00:09:36,468 --> 00:09:39,393 Uhp, we're due for an eight-second squall. 222 00:09:39,487 --> 00:09:40,987 I got to go have an overacting scene 223 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:44,474 where I curse God in a boat storm. 224 00:09:44,492 --> 00:09:47,327 ♪ ♪ 225 00:09:47,421 --> 00:09:49,312 Strike me down, you coward. 226 00:09:49,405 --> 00:09:52,148 I have big feelings about weather. 227 00:09:52,167 --> 00:09:55,093 The storm symbolizes my madness. 228 00:09:55,278 --> 00:09:58,013 This is worth it for fish. 229 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:04,102 Well, Rupert, clear one BAFTA's-worth of space 230 00:10:04,253 --> 00:10:05,437 on the trophy shelf. 231 00:10:05,664 --> 00:10:07,188 Rupert? 232 00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:12,426 Rupert. 233 00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:14,003 No! 234 00:10:14,022 --> 00:10:15,338 How did he sink so fast? 235 00:10:15,340 --> 00:10:19,192 He might h-have a string of metal balls 236 00:10:19,344 --> 00:10:21,361 -uh, hidden within? -What? 237 00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:23,179 We've been together a long time, Brian. 238 00:10:23,181 --> 00:10:25,498 We have to do things to keep it fresh. 239 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:31,129 Hey there, company. 240 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:33,114 Hey, brother. Wakanda forever. 241 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,875 -Oh, I don't know. -What do you want, Brick? 242 00:10:35,952 --> 00:10:37,284 Just came to congratulate you. 243 00:10:37,379 --> 00:10:38,803 Thought I'd be the bigger man. 244 00:10:39,030 --> 00:10:41,288 Bigger man? You been talking to Lois? 245 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,141 She doesn't measure from the right spot. 246 00:10:43,368 --> 00:10:44,868 So, no hard feelings? 247 00:10:44,886 --> 00:10:46,478 You have been talking to Lois. 248 00:10:46,629 --> 00:10:48,295 Listen, the moral of the story is this: 249 00:10:48,357 --> 00:10:50,982 watching you all in the court today, I realized something. 250 00:10:51,209 --> 00:10:53,209 I may have a fancy law degree and a phone number 251 00:10:53,302 --> 00:10:54,319 with all twos in it... (giggles) 252 00:10:54,470 --> 00:10:56,529 ...but, Peter, you have friends. 253 00:10:56,657 --> 00:10:59,974 And no one can ever take them away from you. 254 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,976 He said that weird. 255 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,144 And I bought you a gift: 256 00:11:03,238 --> 00:11:04,904 four tickets to today's matinee performance 257 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,481 of Surfin' Bird: An American Musical. 258 00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:09,167 (gasps) 259 00:11:09,318 --> 00:11:10,727 -Awesome! -Live theater! 260 00:11:10,820 --> 00:11:15,006 We'll get to see Law & Order extras onstage! 261 00:11:21,907 --> 00:11:23,998 Live stage plays are so great. 262 00:11:24,092 --> 00:11:26,167 I hope there's a gentle jibe about Republicans 263 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,353 so we can have a smug laugh. 264 00:11:30,098 --> 00:11:31,839 You gentlemen are in the front row. 265 00:11:32,008 --> 00:11:34,175 -Aw, sweet. -Oh, but not you, sir. 266 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,528 You're all the way back in the very top. 267 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:43,593 -What? -Yeah, just keep going up until you see three corpses in parkas. 268 00:11:43,686 --> 00:11:46,204 (in distance): ♪ Bird, bird, well, the bird is the word ♪ 269 00:11:46,431 --> 00:11:47,706 ♪ A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word... ♪ 270 00:11:47,933 --> 00:11:49,265 Man, this sucks. 271 00:11:49,284 --> 00:11:50,875 The stage is so way down there, 272 00:11:51,027 --> 00:11:52,526 the sound doesn't even travel this far. 273 00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:55,714 The whole show's just being relayed by some New York mook. 274 00:11:55,941 --> 00:11:59,959 Uh, they're saying everybody's heard about the bird. 275 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:03,112 And it goes on, and so forth. 276 00:12:03,131 --> 00:12:06,616 Okay, now they're saying what the word is. 277 00:12:06,709 --> 00:12:08,709 Bird. It's bird. 278 00:12:08,803 --> 00:12:10,270 Well, may as well take a terrible, 279 00:12:10,379 --> 00:12:13,380 faraway stage picture that I'll never look at again. 280 00:12:13,475 --> 00:12:15,549 ♪ Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word ♪ 281 00:12:15,718 --> 00:12:17,143 ♪ A-well, a bird, bird, bird... ♪ 282 00:12:17,295 --> 00:12:20,739 Aw, Cleveland, Joe and Quagmire are having such a good time. 283 00:12:20,890 --> 00:12:23,800 ♪ A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird's the word... ♪ 284 00:12:23,893 --> 00:12:25,818 (gasps) With Brick? 285 00:12:25,971 --> 00:12:27,394 ♪ Bird, bird, bird... ♪ 286 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,654 Crap, now they're getting pulled up 287 00:12:28,807 --> 00:12:30,156 onstage to sing together. 288 00:12:30,308 --> 00:12:32,658 Surely they won't be given inflatable electric guitars. 289 00:12:32,811 --> 00:12:35,903 Oh! They're being given inflatable electric guitars. 290 00:12:35,981 --> 00:12:37,163 (phone chimes) 291 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,649 Oh, man, and now the early reviews are coming in. 292 00:12:39,742 --> 00:12:40,817 ♪ A-well, a bird ♪ 293 00:12:40,835 --> 00:12:43,094 ♪ Surfin' bird... ♪ 294 00:12:43,321 --> 00:12:47,265 It's, it's like Brick Baker has taken my friends away from me. 295 00:12:47,492 --> 00:12:48,825 -(phone chimes) -Now what's this? 296 00:12:48,994 --> 00:12:52,937 An unsolicited email from a local mom I have a crush on? 297 00:12:53,089 --> 00:12:55,589 "Hi, Peter, it's Judy, just thinking of you. 298 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:58,259 "I've joined the team at North Star Realty, 299 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,169 and if you're ever thinking of selling your home..." 300 00:13:00,188 --> 00:13:01,529 Well, that's disappointing. 301 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,586 Jabberjaw? 302 00:13:20,708 --> 00:13:24,193 Brick, get in the photo, you old so-and-so. 303 00:13:24,287 --> 00:13:26,638 "Old so-and-so" is my nickname. 304 00:13:26,789 --> 00:13:27,972 Hey, Peter. 305 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,866 Look who decided to drop by. 306 00:13:29,884 --> 00:13:31,643 Hey, why so glum, you old so-and-so? 307 00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:33,036 All right, that's it. 308 00:13:33,054 --> 00:13:34,312 You like hanging out with Brick? Fine. 309 00:13:34,463 --> 00:13:35,721 I don't need you guys. 310 00:13:35,874 --> 00:13:39,375 You people are backstabbers. Like Stabby McBackerson. 311 00:13:39,394 --> 00:13:43,046 Honey? Lee Harvey? Dinner's on the table. 312 00:13:43,139 --> 00:13:44,471 (gunshot) 313 00:13:44,566 --> 00:13:47,325 Well, when can you take a break? 314 00:13:47,552 --> 00:13:50,144 Okay, that's a mix-up. That was, uh, 315 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:53,206 that was Lee Harvey Oswald working from home. 316 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,743 We have to save Rupert. We have to. 317 00:13:57,896 --> 00:13:59,245 I know, Stewie, but look. 318 00:13:59,397 --> 00:14:01,247 Our only chance is if he's up here 319 00:14:01,399 --> 00:14:02,656 on the Phoebe Waller-Ridge. 320 00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:04,584 We'll never reach him if he's fallen down into 321 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:06,678 the Lin-Manuel Mariana Trench. 322 00:14:06,829 --> 00:14:08,713 Also, Harrison Fjord. 323 00:14:08,940 --> 00:14:10,907 Or-or yours. Y-Yours are good, too. 324 00:14:10,925 --> 00:14:12,433 ♪ ♪ 325 00:14:24,606 --> 00:14:27,156 ♪ ♪ 326 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:52,265 (Brian screaming) 327 00:15:01,550 --> 00:15:03,276 (Brian screaming) 328 00:15:19,402 --> 00:15:22,587 And just like that, Rupert sank forever 329 00:15:22,738 --> 00:15:24,981 into the inky deep. 330 00:15:24,999 --> 00:15:27,425 Also, did you know that the ocean is 331 00:15:27,652 --> 00:15:29,335 40% fish whiz? 332 00:15:29,487 --> 00:15:33,056 All this and more on West's Wonders. 333 00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:42,999 Okay, top five racks in '90s movies. Go. 334 00:15:43,017 --> 00:15:45,276 I'll bite. Maggie Smith, Death on the Nile. 335 00:15:45,428 --> 00:15:47,278 Right rack, wrong decade. Who's next? 336 00:15:47,505 --> 00:15:49,096 What the hell is he doing? 337 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,265 His friends ditched him for Brick Baker, 338 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,101 so he's trying to recreate the friend experience with us. 339 00:15:54,195 --> 00:15:57,013 -What? No. -Also, he's still butthurt 340 00:15:57,031 --> 00:15:59,031 'cause Judy from down the street sent him an email, 341 00:15:59,184 --> 00:16:02,109 -but it was for her realty business, so... -Okay, that's enough! 342 00:16:02,203 --> 00:16:03,444 (groans) Forget this. 343 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,354 I thought it'd be nice hanging with family, 344 00:16:05,448 --> 00:16:06,464 but it's a disaster. 345 00:16:06,615 --> 00:16:08,949 Like Lee Harvey Oswald working from home. 346 00:16:09,043 --> 00:16:11,135 This is the tenth one of these this month. 347 00:16:11,362 --> 00:16:13,196 What do you think, Detective McBackerson? 348 00:16:13,289 --> 00:16:15,198 Yeah, no, they seem unrelated and random, 349 00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:16,975 and probably accidents? 350 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,218 What was that? 351 00:16:19,295 --> 00:16:23,064 That was "someone's getting fired," is what that was. 352 00:16:26,044 --> 00:16:28,135 What are you doing, Brian? We have to go back. 353 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,545 Stewie, it's over. 354 00:16:29,564 --> 00:16:31,731 Rupert's fallen way too deep. We can't get to him. 355 00:16:31,807 --> 00:16:34,141 But he's my friend. We can't just leave him there. 356 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,885 I'm afraid we have to, Stewie. 357 00:16:35,887 --> 00:16:37,887 Even if he is muling your marital aids. 358 00:16:37,905 --> 00:16:39,980 You know what? I don't care what you do. 359 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,574 I'm going back to save Rupert. 360 00:16:41,726 --> 00:16:44,560 Fine. Go ahead and try. You'll be back in one minute. 361 00:16:44,562 --> 00:16:46,412 That's just enough time for me to remember the name 362 00:16:46,564 --> 00:16:50,008 of the main guy in That Thing You Do. 363 00:16:50,193 --> 00:16:52,510 Let's see, it was a three-name guy. 364 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:56,630 Uh, Paul... Paul Michael Scott? Thomas? 365 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,407 Okay, I just need to go through every combination 366 00:16:58,426 --> 00:17:01,077 of Scott, Michael and Thomas, and I'll get it. 367 00:17:01,095 --> 00:17:04,171 Uh, no, wait, Boo, Boo? Boopy Rafferty? 368 00:17:04,265 --> 00:17:07,341 Boop-- No? Bachman? Todd. Bachman Todd! 369 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,694 That Thing You Do, starring Tom Hanks 370 00:17:09,921 --> 00:17:11,103 and Bachman Todd! Yeah, yeah. 371 00:17:11,256 --> 00:17:13,055 Okay, I see the poster now. (chuckles) 372 00:17:13,057 --> 00:17:15,658 Whew. What a relief. Okay, mystery solved. 373 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,332 ♪ ♪ 374 00:17:34,036 --> 00:17:36,629 (cracking) 375 00:17:36,781 --> 00:17:38,723 (crunching) 376 00:17:59,304 --> 00:18:01,245 ♪ ♪ 377 00:18:28,015 --> 00:18:30,191 ♪ ♪ 378 00:18:39,010 --> 00:18:40,660 Oh... 379 00:18:46,851 --> 00:18:48,108 (laughter) 380 00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:50,369 CLEVELAND: Yeah! All right! 381 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,205 Stupid Brick and the stupid guys. 382 00:18:53,358 --> 00:18:54,857 Probably doing lame stuff. 383 00:18:54,876 --> 00:18:57,635 JOE: Wow, this is the longest Slip 'N Slide in the world. 384 00:18:57,862 --> 00:19:00,363 BRICK: N-N-N-N-Now, hold up. Remember the rule. 385 00:19:00,381 --> 00:19:02,531 Before you slide on it, you gots to yell out 386 00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:03,957 who you miss right now. 387 00:19:04,051 --> 00:19:06,793 JOE: Nobody! Whee! 388 00:19:06,888 --> 00:19:09,038 I got to get my friends back. 389 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:11,274 -(all laughing) -All right. 390 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,304 -(cheering) -Guys, wait. 391 00:19:17,398 --> 00:19:19,732 -Peter? -Why you hanging out with Brick? 392 00:19:19,808 --> 00:19:21,734 Sure, he may be cool and smart, 393 00:19:21,810 --> 00:19:23,327 but he doesn't know you like I do. 394 00:19:23,554 --> 00:19:24,387 How do you mean? 395 00:19:24,405 --> 00:19:25,979 I know all about you guys. 396 00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:28,407 Quagmire, you like a beer from time to time. 397 00:19:28,559 --> 00:19:31,060 And, Cleveland, you don't mind a cold one after work. 398 00:19:31,078 --> 00:19:34,154 And you, Joe, you like to relax with an ice-cold beer. 399 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:36,248 Wow, he really does know us. 400 00:19:36,325 --> 00:19:38,009 What do you say? Let's get out of here 401 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:39,594 and be friends again. 402 00:19:44,258 --> 00:19:46,409 -I think you guys should go with him. -Huh? 403 00:19:46,427 --> 00:19:47,927 I've had fun with your crew, Peter, 404 00:19:48,079 --> 00:19:50,021 but the truth is, this whole time, 405 00:19:50,172 --> 00:19:51,931 all they talked about was you. 406 00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:53,916 They did? Li-Like what? 407 00:19:53,935 --> 00:19:55,693 Something about a bet they had that you won't live 408 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:57,195 past the age of 50. 409 00:19:57,422 --> 00:19:58,512 You guys. 410 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,013 They noticed you had your hand in your pants 411 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,941 the whole time during the Magic Mike. 412 00:20:02,093 --> 00:20:03,275 Only a friend would know that. 413 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,703 They also said you don't know how to tie your shoes. 414 00:20:05,854 --> 00:20:07,112 You just mash the laces inside. 415 00:20:07,265 --> 00:20:08,522 I do that for time. 416 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,857 So go on, guys, Peter's your friend. 417 00:20:10,952 --> 00:20:13,026 I'm just some dude on the block. It's okay. 418 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:14,286 You're right, Brick. 419 00:20:14,439 --> 00:20:15,862 Because if there's anything we've learned 420 00:20:16,031 --> 00:20:17,957 after all these years with Peter, it's... 421 00:20:18,109 --> 00:20:20,259 (theme music playing) 422 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,060 TV ANNOUNCER: Stay tuned for That Thing You Do, 423 00:20:29,211 --> 00:20:31,270 starring Tom Hanks and Bachman Todd. 424 00:20:31,380 --> 00:20:32,563 BRIAN (in distance): Aha! I knew it. 425 00:20:32,790 --> 00:20:35,215 Well, Peter, I'm glad everything's back to normal, 426 00:20:35,309 --> 00:20:36,717 and you got your friends back. 427 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,903 But I feel like you got off on the wrong foot 428 00:20:39,130 --> 00:20:41,072 -with our new neighbor. -You're right, Lois. 429 00:20:41,299 --> 00:20:43,241 I'm gonna go take care of that right now. 430 00:20:45,227 --> 00:20:47,894 Brick, I just want to apologize 431 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,972 for how things got started between us. 432 00:20:50,065 --> 00:20:51,490 I can see that you're a good guy, 433 00:20:51,642 --> 00:20:54,418 and I want to welcome you to the neighborhood. 434 00:20:56,481 --> 00:20:59,632 What? I was just practicing.