1 00:00:01,502 --> 00:00:05,005 ♪♪ It seems today that all you see ♪♪ 2 00:00:05,088 --> 00:00:08,133 ♪♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪♪ 3 00:00:08,217 --> 00:00:11,803 ♪♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪♪ 4 00:00:11,887 --> 00:00:14,681 ♪♪ On which we used to rely? ♪♪ 5 00:00:14,765 --> 00:00:18,101 ♪♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪♪ 6 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:21,522 ♪♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪♪ 7 00:00:21,605 --> 00:00:23,106 ♪♪ All the things that make us ♪♪ 8 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:24,650 ♪♪ Laugh and cry ♪♪ 9 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:30,155 ♪♪ He's... a... fam... ily... guy! ♪♪ 10 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:34,868 ( heavy sigh : I'M IN A RUT. 11 00:00:34,952 --> 00:00:36,328 NOTHING THRILLS ME ANYMORE. 12 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:38,372 I MEAN, I CAN'T EVEN THINK OF A REASON 13 00:00:38,455 --> 00:00:40,249 TO GET OFF THE BED IN THE MORNING. 14 00:00:40,332 --> 00:00:41,542 REALLY. 15 00:00:41,625 --> 00:00:43,502 YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW PATHETIC MY LIFE IS? 16 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:45,087 I-I'VE SEEN THAT BEHIND THE MUSIC 17 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:46,505 WITH LEIF GARRETT 18 TIMES. 18 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:50,050 Hey, uh... hey, Leif. 19 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:51,176 It's been a while. 20 00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:52,261 Too long, man. 21 00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:54,930 ( mouthing words ): I'm so sorry about everything, man. 22 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:56,390 Friend: Ready for a bombshell? 23 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:57,850 You saved my life that night. 24 00:00:57,933 --> 00:00:59,560 Leif: But-but I was driving. I... 25 00:00:59,643 --> 00:01:01,562 I was on a road to destruction, man. 26 00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:04,773 The accident may have crippled me, but I'm alive, aren't I? 27 00:01:04,857 --> 00:01:06,900 Ca... can we turn off the cameras, dude? 28 00:01:06,984 --> 00:01:08,443 IT'S LIKE I'M... 29 00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:10,445 I DON'T KNOW, TRAPPED IN MY OWN LIFE. 30 00:01:10,529 --> 00:01:13,532 WELL, BRIAN, YOU MAY BE TOO INWARDLY FOCUSED. 31 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:15,868 TRY THINKING ABOUT THE NEEDS OF OTHERS FOR A CHANGE. 32 00:01:15,951 --> 00:01:17,369 WHY DON'T YOU DO SOME VOLUNTEER WORK? 33 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:19,746 OH, THAT MAKES SENSE-- VOLUNTEER WORK. 34 00:01:19,830 --> 00:01:20,873 THANKS, BRUCE. 35 00:01:20,956 --> 00:01:23,083 YOU STILL HAVE 13 MORE MINUTES. 36 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:25,419 OH, DO I? HMM. 37 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:28,714 I, UH, I NOTICE YOU GOT A NEW RECEPTIONIST. 38 00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:31,091 ( chuckles ): NICE LITTLE BODY ON HER, HUH? 39 00:01:31,175 --> 00:01:33,010 THAT'S MY DAUGHTER. 40 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:37,681 WELL, WE COULD PROBABLY CALL THIS AN EARLY DAY, HUH? 41 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:42,561 ATTENTION, EVERYONE. 42 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:44,188 DUE TO SEVERAL COMPLAINTS 43 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:46,398 ON THE TWO DEATHS RELATED TO WORKER FATIGUE 44 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:49,276 I HAVE DECIDED TO THROW A COMPANY PICNIC THIS SATURDAY. 45 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:51,612 HEY, DEREK, HOW YOU GETTING TO THE PICNIC? 46 00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:53,530 I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T HAVE A RIDE. 47 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:55,908 HEY, JOHN, YOU GOT A TWO-SEATER, DON'T YOU? 48 00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:59,119 HEY, DEREK, MAYBE YOU GO WITH JOHN, HUH? HUH? 49 00:01:59,203 --> 00:02:01,955 FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M NOT GAY. 50 00:02:02,039 --> 00:02:03,081 THANKS ANYWAY, PETER. 51 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:04,333 HEY, WE'LL GET HIM. 52 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:06,126 HERE, RIGHT THIS WAY. 53 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:07,961 WATCH YOUR STEP. 54 00:02:08,921 --> 00:02:11,465 OKAY, THEY'RE... THEY'RE IN THE WOODS... 55 00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:13,300 THE CAMERA KEEPS ON MOVING... 56 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:16,803 UH, I THINK THEY'RE LOOKING FOR SOME WITCH OR SOMETHING. 57 00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:18,847 I DON'T KNOW, I WASN'T LISTENING. 58 00:02:18,931 --> 00:02:20,307 NOTHING'S HAPPENING... 59 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:22,309 NOTHING'S HAPPENING... 60 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:24,770 SOMETHING ABOUT A MAP... 61 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:26,772 NOTHING'S HAPPENING... 62 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:28,065 IT'S OVER. 63 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,442 A LOT OF PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE LOOK PISSED. 64 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:38,575 NOW, REMEMBER, CHRIS, WE HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER 65 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:40,536 SO THAT OUR STEPS... 66 00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:43,997 ( laughing ) ( screaming ) 67 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:47,125 AW, THIS IS MY FAVORITE EVENT-- 68 00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:48,794 CATCH THE GREASED-UP DEAF GUY. 69 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:50,462 GO! 70 00:02:50,546 --> 00:02:52,756 YOU'RE NEVER GONNA CATCH ME! 71 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,383 YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME. 72 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:55,467 FORGET ABOUT IT. 73 00:02:55,551 --> 00:02:57,344 GO DO SOMETHING ELSE. 74 00:02:58,095 --> 00:02:59,847 SEE YOU NEXT YEAR! 75 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:03,725 KING ME. 76 00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:05,686 I DON'T WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE. 77 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:07,104 THE PAIN. 78 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,231 I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS, BRIAN. 79 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:12,150 I NEED YOU TO PULL THE PLUG. 80 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:14,111 ( beeping ) 81 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:16,113 WELL, I... I... I CAN'T! I... 82 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,282 ( weakly ): BE MY ANGEL AND SET ME FREE. 83 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:20,409 PLEASE? 84 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:26,999 ( beeping ) 85 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:29,751 OH, MY GOD! 86 00:03:29,835 --> 00:03:31,211 YOU WERE REALLY GOING TO DO IT! 87 00:03:31,295 --> 00:03:32,546 I... BUT... YOU-YOU... 88 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:34,548 NURSE! THIS DOG IS TRYING TO KILL ME! 89 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:36,049 NURSE! 90 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:38,177 YOU ARE TWISTED, LADY. YOU HEAR ME? 91 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:40,220 YOU ARE SCREWED UP IN THE HEAD. 92 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:44,308 THE WINNER OF OUR FINAL CONTEST 93 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:46,310 WILL RECEIVE A VERY SPECIAL PRIZE-- 94 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:48,228 A WEEK'S PAID VACATION. 95 00:03:48,312 --> 00:03:49,563 ( cheering ) 96 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:50,731 DID YOU HEAR THAT? 97 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:52,566 OH, GOD, PLEASE LET IT BE FIGHTING. 98 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:54,067 BE LET IT BE A FIGHT CONTEST. 99 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:56,278 THESE ARE TRANQUILIZER DARTS. 100 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:59,364 I HAVE ENOUGH HERE TO TAKE DOWN ROBERT DOWNEY, JR. 101 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:00,741 ( laughing ) 102 00:04:00,824 --> 00:04:02,117 ( sympathetic moans ) 103 00:04:02,201 --> 00:04:04,912 YES, WELL... THE LAST ONE LEFT STANDING WINS. 104 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:07,080 LET THE GAME BEGIN! 105 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,542 ( clamoring ) 106 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:15,589 ALL RIGHT! WHOO! 107 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:16,798 ALL RIGHT, PETER! 108 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,052 LOOK AT HIM-- HE RUNS LIKE A WELSHMAN. 109 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:22,012 DOESN'T HE? 110 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,805 DOESN'T HE RUN LIKE A WELSHMAN? 111 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:25,933 HEY, THERE, BRIAN. 112 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:27,559 HI, JOE. ( sniffing ) 113 00:04:27,643 --> 00:04:29,561 HEY, BONNIE MAKING CHICKEN MARSALA TONIGHT? 114 00:04:29,645 --> 00:04:31,939 NO. SHE MADE THAT THREE NIGHTS AGO. 115 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:33,941 WOW, THAT'S SOME NOSE YOU'VE GOT. 116 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:36,610 YEAH, ONE TIME IT ALMOST GOT ME A SPOKESMAN DEAL. 117 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:38,153 "FOLLOW YOUR NOSE. 118 00:04:38,237 --> 00:04:39,279 "FOLLOW YOUR NOSE. 119 00:04:39,363 --> 00:04:40,572 FOLLOW YOUR NOSE." 120 00:04:40,656 --> 00:04:42,032 ( snickering ) 121 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,450 OH, I'M SORRY. 122 00:04:43,534 --> 00:04:44,993 NO, THAT WAS GOOD. 123 00:04:45,077 --> 00:04:48,163 I JUST, I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE GOING TO GO SO CARTOONY WITH IT. 124 00:04:48,247 --> 00:04:50,123 WELL, HOW-HOW-HOW WOULD YOU READ IT? 125 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:51,291 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 126 00:04:51,375 --> 00:04:52,751 I WAS THINKING OF DOING IT 127 00:04:52,835 --> 00:04:54,586 YOU KNOW, GOOD, LIKE AN ACTOR. 128 00:04:54,670 --> 00:04:56,797 BUT, YOU KNOW, YOUR WAY IS GOOD, TOO. 129 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:58,549 YOU KNOW, WE COULD USE A NOSE LIKE THAT 130 00:04:58,632 --> 00:04:59,716 DOWN AT THE PRECINCT. 131 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,760 REALLY? 132 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:05,889 ( panting ): I GUESS IT'S JUST DOWN TO YOU AND ME, PETER. 133 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:07,933 ONE OF US IS GOING TO WIN THAT PAID VACATION. 134 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:10,561 BUT I-I DON'T WANT TO FEED GRANDMA BACON 135 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,479 WHILE SHE'S IN THE BATHTUB. 136 00:05:12,563 --> 00:05:14,565 PETER, ARE YOU OKAY? 137 00:05:22,114 --> 00:05:24,283 MR. WEED, I THINK PETER NEEDS A DOC-- OOH! 138 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:28,829 WE HAVE A WINNER. 139 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:31,915 HERE, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY. 140 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:36,336 NO DRUGS... 141 00:05:36,420 --> 00:05:37,421 SHE'S GOOD... 142 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:38,589 HE'S CLEAN. 143 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:40,924 WELL, LOOKS LIKE THAT'S IT, EXCEPT FOR THE FLIGHT CREW. 144 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:42,134 HEY, HEY, BRIAN. 145 00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:43,635 WHAT'S WITH THE JOHNNY LAW ROUTINE? 146 00:05:43,719 --> 00:05:45,262 SAY HELLO TO OUR NEWEST NARC. 147 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:46,388 HE'S A NATURAL. 148 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:48,390 OH, YEAH? HOW-HOW GOOD ARE YOU? 149 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:49,892 ( sniffing ) 150 00:05:49,975 --> 00:05:51,059 YOU'RE BACK FROM MANILA. 151 00:05:51,143 --> 00:05:52,269 YOU HAD LUMPIA FOR DINNER. 152 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,313 THEN YOU MADE LOVE TO TWO FILIPINO WOMEN. 153 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:55,981 ( sniffing ): AND A MAN. 154 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:58,192 YOU MEAN THREE FILIPINO WOMEN. 155 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:03,697 NO! 156 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:04,781 ( sniffing ) 157 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,325 WAIT A SECOND. GOT SOMETHING! 158 00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:18,170 THIS COULD BE THE REAL DEAL, BOYS. 159 00:06:18,253 --> 00:06:19,379 LET'S DO IT! 160 00:06:30,432 --> 00:06:32,100 DON'T MOVE, DIRTBAG! 161 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:34,811 ( sniffing ): IT'S COKE! 162 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,230 YES! ALL RIGHT! 163 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:37,773 WE GOT HIM! THIS IS GREAT! 164 00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:39,525 AH, THIS IS THE RUSH I BEEN LOOKING FOR. 165 00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:40,984 GOOD WORK, BRIAN. 166 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,694 UH, YOU STILL GOT A LITTLE, UH... 167 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:45,405 OH! OH, THANKS. 168 00:06:45,489 --> 00:06:48,992 ( sniffling ) 169 00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:54,081 SO, PETER, WHERE SHOULD WE GO FOR YOUR WEEK OFF? 170 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:56,291 WELL, I-I-I WAS THINKING WE COULD ALL GO TO PURGATORY 171 00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:57,417 LIKE WE DID LAST YEAR? 172 00:06:57,501 --> 00:06:58,836 THIS ISN'T BAD. 173 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:02,214 IT'S NOT THAT GOOD, BUT IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 174 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:03,423 IT'S SO-SO. 175 00:07:03,507 --> 00:07:05,133 EH, MORE OR LESS. 176 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:07,135 HEY, HEY, BRIAN-- 177 00:07:07,219 --> 00:07:08,387 IF COPS ARE PIGS 178 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:10,055 DOES THAT MAKE YOU A SNAUSAGE? 179 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:11,139 ( laughing ) 180 00:07:11,223 --> 00:07:12,307 CLEVER, PETER. 181 00:07:12,391 --> 00:07:13,851 DID YOU STAY UP ALL NIGHT WRITING THAT? 182 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,394 NO, I GOT TO BED AROUND 2:00, 2:30. 183 00:07:15,477 --> 00:07:16,979 YOU KNOW WHAT JOE SAID THE STREET VALUE 184 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:18,272 OF THAT COCAINE WOULD'VE BEEN? 185 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:21,525 UH, LET'S SEE-- 4½ KILOS UNCUT NICARAGUAN. 186 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:24,528 UH, $1.7 MILL? THAT AREA? 187 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:25,696 UH, YEAH. 188 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,823 THAT'S... THAT'S... THAT'S RIGHT. 189 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:29,449 YOU GUYS! BRIAN'S FAMOUS! 190 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:30,617 Lois: YOU'RE A HERO! 191 00:07:30,701 --> 00:07:31,869 Peter: WAY TO GO, PAL. 192 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:32,995 OH, COME ON. STOP IT, YOU GUYS. 193 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:34,162 IT'S NOTHING, REALLY. 194 00:07:34,246 --> 00:07:35,247 ( sniffing ) 195 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:36,456 OH, LOIS, YOUR TOAST IS READY. 196 00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:37,833 WOW. 197 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:39,001 OH, MY! WELL! 198 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:40,669 UH, MEG'S USING A NEW CONDITIONER. 199 00:07:40,752 --> 00:07:41,837 HE'S RIGHT! 200 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,005 Peter: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? 201 00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:44,339 THAT'S AMAZING. 202 00:07:44,423 --> 00:07:45,674 AND IT'S TIME TO CHANGE STEWIE. 203 00:07:45,757 --> 00:07:46,884 WELL, THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS. 204 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,093 I HAVEN'T-- THERE IT IS. 205 00:07:48,177 --> 00:07:50,053 HOORAY! ALL RIGHT. 206 00:07:53,182 --> 00:07:54,892 STOP THE CAR! ( tires screeching) 207 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,768 OVER THERE. 208 00:07:57,603 --> 00:07:59,938 EVERYBODY FREEZE! THIS IS A BUST! 209 00:08:00,022 --> 00:08:01,148 ( all gasping ) 210 00:08:01,231 --> 00:08:03,859 UH, BRIAN, THIS IS A SUNDAY SCHOOL CLASS. 211 00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:05,819 THE HELL IT IS. 212 00:08:05,903 --> 00:08:07,196 PURE BOGOTA BULLION. 213 00:08:07,279 --> 00:08:08,655 THIS IS A DRUG RING. 214 00:08:08,739 --> 00:08:10,032 BUT THESE ARE JUST KIDS. 215 00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:12,534 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? ( deep voice : RICKY. 216 00:08:12,618 --> 00:08:14,203 THEY'RE NOT KIDS, THEY'RE MIDGETS. 217 00:08:14,286 --> 00:08:16,747 FILTHY DRUG-PEDDLING MIDGETS. 218 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:18,582 Joe: OH, MY GOD! 219 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:20,167 LOOK OUT, BRIAN! 220 00:08:43,482 --> 00:08:44,858 NICE WORK, ROOKIE. 221 00:08:44,942 --> 00:08:46,276 YOU'RE A CREDIT TO THE FORCE. 222 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:48,070 ADDITIONAL GENERIC COP COMPLIMENT, BRIAN. 223 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:49,238 HA! THANKS. 224 00:08:49,321 --> 00:08:50,906 BUT THE REAL HERO HERE IS GOD 225 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:52,616 FOR BLESSING ME WITH THIS NOSE 226 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:55,744 AND A FEW OTHER EQUALLY AMAZING APPENDAGES. 227 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:58,080 ( all razzing ) 228 00:08:58,163 --> 00:08:59,665 ( laughing ) 229 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:02,084 WELL, I BETTER TAKE THIS COCAINE DOWN TO EVIDENCE. 230 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:03,836 OH, UH, HEY, I'LL-I'LL DO THAT. 231 00:09:03,919 --> 00:09:06,171 UH, I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU GUYS AT THE PUB. 232 00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:12,928 SO IT'S SETTLED. 233 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:15,347 WE'RE TAKING A CRUISE TO THE BAHAMAS. 234 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:17,474 AW, THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT. CRUISES ARE THE BEST. 235 00:09:17,558 --> 00:09:20,102 AND LOOK, IT SAYS WE HAVE OUR CHOICE OF CABINS-- 236 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:21,937 PORT OR STARBOARD. 237 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,188 HA! LISTEN TO ME. 238 00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:24,898 I SOUND LIKE AN OLD SALT. 239 00:09:24,982 --> 00:09:26,984 ( laughing ) 240 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,236 ( mocking laughter) 241 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:30,320 YES, THOUGH, I MUST SAY 242 00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:31,947 I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF A LIFE AT SEA. 243 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:36,285 ( Gilbert and Sullivan intro plays ) 244 00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:38,954 ♪♪ I'M THE GREATEST CAPTAIN OF THE QUEEN'S NAVY ♪♪ 245 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:41,456 ♪♪ AND YOUR RECORD WILL STAND AS PROOF ♪♪ 246 00:09:41,540 --> 00:09:43,959 ♪♪ BE IT GALLEY OR A FREIGHTER, I'M AN EXPERT NAVIGATOR ♪♪ 247 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:46,211 ♪♪ AND YOU'RE ALSO A WORLD-CLASS POOF ♪♪ 248 00:09:46,295 --> 00:09:48,630 ♪♪ MY MANNER, QUITE EFFETE, IS MISTAKEN ON THE STREET ♪♪ 249 00:09:48,714 --> 00:09:50,966 ♪♪ FOR A SAILOR WHO CAN PIROUETTE ON CUE ♪ 250 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:52,676 ♪♪ WELL, DESPITE YOUR POINT OF VIEW ♪♪ 251 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:55,637 ♪♪ I CAN THRILL A GIRL OR TWO... ♪♪ 252 00:09:55,721 --> 00:09:57,556 ♪♪ BUT I'D RATHER GET IT ON WITH YOU ♪♪ 253 00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:58,932 ♪♪ HA, HA, HA! ♪♪ 254 00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:03,103 ( music continues and ends) 255 00:10:03,187 --> 00:10:04,313 ( door closes ) 256 00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:06,398 SORRY TO BE TARDY TO THE PARTY. 257 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:08,192 WOW, BRIAN, HAVE YOU LOST WEIGHT? 258 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,943 YOU'VE GOT TO TELL ME YOUR SECRET. 259 00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:11,695 HERE'S A HINT: PUT DOWN THE FORK! 260 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,238 FACE! 261 00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:15,824 SO, HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 262 00:10:15,908 --> 00:10:17,201 MY DAY? UN-FREAKIN'-BELIEVEABLE. 263 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:18,785 FIRST-FIRST, WE NAILED THIS BASTARD 264 00:10:18,869 --> 00:10:21,330 WHO HAD THE GALL TO HIDE HIS STUFF IN HIS DAUGHTER'S DOLL. 265 00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:22,623 HER DOLL, FOR GOD'S SAKE! 266 00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:23,707 ( draws deeply ) 267 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:24,833 OH, WHERE'S THE LINE ANYMORE? 268 00:10:24,917 --> 00:10:26,251 WELL, I GOT NEWS FOR YOU-- 269 00:10:26,335 --> 00:10:28,587 IT-IT-IT-IT'S NOT EVEN ON THE RADAR SCREEN! 270 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,714 THE DAYS OF DECENCY AND VIRTUE ARE GONE, HONEY. 271 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,216 BAM! FREAKIN' EVAPORATED 272 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:33,926 LIKE A DINGY, STINKIN' MUD PUDDLE. 273 00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:36,428 ONE-ONE DAY, YOU-YOU SEE YOUR REFLECTION IN IT 274 00:10:36,512 --> 00:10:37,888 AND THE NEXT DAY, IT'S, UH, A... 275 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,474 IT'S, UH, IT'S A DAMN OIL SPOT ON YOUR CRACKED DRIVEWAY 276 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:41,975 STARING BACK AT YOU, MOCKING YOU 277 00:10:42,059 --> 00:10:43,227 "BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!" 278 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:44,436 KNOWING THE PERVERTED TRUTH 279 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:45,938 WOULD ROT IN THE PIT OF YOUR SOUL. 280 00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:47,731 THAT'S HOW MY FREAKIN' DAY WAS. 281 00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:52,152 YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVEN'T HAD IN A WHILE? 282 00:10:52,236 --> 00:10:53,612 BIG LEAGUE CHEW. 283 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:55,531 ( bell ringing ) 284 00:10:55,614 --> 00:10:58,367 SO, TAKE IT FROM ME, McGRIFFIN, THE DRUG DOG 285 00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:01,870 IF YOU REALLY WANT TO GET HIGH, IT'S AS EASY AS BEING YOURSELF. 286 00:11:01,954 --> 00:11:05,415 WELL, KIDS, I'M GOING TO PASS THINGS OFF NOW TO... 287 00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:08,961 GERALD, THE HAPPY AND ABSTINENT POLICE CLOWN. 288 00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:12,881 HEY, KIDS, YOU KNOW WHY I'M HAPPY? 289 00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:16,635 'CAUSE I'M FREE OF "S... 290 00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:17,845 "T... 291 00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:19,680 Ds." 292 00:11:22,975 --> 00:11:25,269 THAT McGRIFFIN GUY WAS SO COOL. 293 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,604 TOTALLY. I'M NEVER DOING DRUGS NOW. 294 00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:29,606 ( shuddering ) 295 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,275 GOT MILK? 296 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:34,236 ( hysterical laughter ) 297 00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:37,489 NOW, CHRIS, BEFORE YOU GO ON A CRUISE 298 00:11:37,573 --> 00:11:38,949 YOU GOT TO BUILD UP A BASE TAN. 299 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,368 BUT, DAD, I HEARD THAT IF YOU USE TANNING BEDS 300 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,745 YOU CAN GET SOMETHING CALLED MELANOMA. 301 00:11:43,829 --> 00:11:47,291 OH, THAT'S JUST FANCY TALK FOR "SEXIFIED." CLIMB IN. 302 00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:54,131 ( high-pitched whine ) 303 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,175 HEY, WHAT KIND OF TANNING BOOTH IS THIS? 304 00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:58,218 CAN'T YOU READ? THOSE AREN'T TANNING BOOTHS. 305 00:11:58,302 --> 00:11:59,970 THAT WHOLE ROW IS TIME MACHINES. 306 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,680 AW, CRAP, WHERE THE HELL IS HE? 307 00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:04,099 Chris: HEY, DAD, I'M IN THE BIBLE DAYS 308 00:12:04,183 --> 00:12:07,227 AND THERE'S A WHOLE STADIUM OF PEOPLE CLAPPING FOR ME. 309 00:12:07,311 --> 00:12:09,938 OH, LOOK, MY VERY OWN LION. 310 00:12:10,022 --> 00:12:11,106 OH, MY GOD! 311 00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:14,359 ( growling) 312 00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:16,195 HUH... MUST'VE GOT THE WRONG HEAD. 313 00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:19,865 AND NOW, HERE'S SOMETHING WE HOPE YOU'LL REALLY LIKE. 314 00:12:26,872 --> 00:12:28,957 WHOA, BRIAN, THERE'S NO SMOKING IN THE TERMINAL. 315 00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:31,293 HEY, HEY, THERE'S WORSE THINGS THAN NICOTINE, PAL 316 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:32,628 AND I'M GOING TO FIND THEM. 317 00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:33,795 ( with Irish accent ): AH, PATIENCE, LAD. 318 00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:36,089 IT TOOK DEAR ST. PATRICK MORE THAN A DAY 319 00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:37,925 TO CLEAR THE EMERALD ISLE OF SNAKES. 320 00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:40,093 OH, CAN THE IRISH CRAP, WILL YOU, HOROWITZ? 321 00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:41,595 ( normal voice ): OKAY. 322 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:42,930 OPEN IT! 323 00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:45,224 AH, LET ME GO! HELP! HELP! 324 00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:46,683 ( sniffing ) 325 00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:48,143 ALL RIGHT, WHERE'S THE STASH? 326 00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:50,062 I'LL DO A FREAKING BODY CAVITY SEARCH, I SWEAR. 327 00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:51,396 ( yelling ) ( sniffing ) 328 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:52,898 SIR, WE APOLOGIZE. 329 00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:54,483 ( yelling) 330 00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:56,610 THERE'S NO EASY WAY TO SAY THIS: I THINK YOU HAVE A DRUG PROBLEM. 331 00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:57,694 A DRUG PROBLEM? 332 00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,238 WHAT'S THIS REALLY ABOUT, JEALOUSY? 333 00:12:59,321 --> 00:13:01,323 AM I STEALING YOUR THUNDER, JOE, IS THAT IT? 334 00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:02,407 GIVE ME YOUR BADGE. 335 00:13:02,491 --> 00:13:03,784 FINE! BY THE WAY, HOROWITZ 336 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:05,994 YOU SHOULD SHOW JOE YOUR IMPRESSION OF HIM. 337 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,372 OH, WELL, NOT, I... 338 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,374 IT'S NOT AS GOOD AS, YOU KNOW, MY IRISH COP. 339 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,875 IT'S JUST A LITTLE THING I... 340 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,377 LOOK AT ME, I'M JOE. 341 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:14,503 MY LEGS DON'T WORK 342 00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:17,339 BUT I MAKE UP FOR IT BY HAVING A VERY STRONG UPPER BODY. 343 00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:19,967 WELL, I DO SAY THAT. 344 00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:24,930 OH, THE OLD MAN AND THE SEA. 345 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:27,349 I SEE YOU'RE GETTING IN THE MOOD FOR OUR CRUISE. 346 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,476 YEAH, STUPID FISHERMAN... 347 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:32,062 SITTING OUT THERE ON A BOAT YAMMERING TO HIMSELF. 348 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,690 HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW I'M WATCHING HIM. 349 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:39,111 AH, SPLENDID. FIDO McCOKE FIEND IS HOME. 350 00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:40,612 EVERYBODY, THIS IS TINA. 351 00:13:40,696 --> 00:13:41,864 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 352 00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:43,365 HEY, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE LESS QUESTIONS 353 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:44,783 AND A LITTLE MORE SHUT THE HELL UP. 354 00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:46,994 YOU KNOW, JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FEEL YOUR TEETH 355 00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:49,162 DOESN'T MEAN THE GIRL CAN'T FEEL YOUR INSULTS. 356 00:13:49,246 --> 00:13:52,291 HELLO, I'M LOIS GRIFFIN. 357 00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:53,834 WELCOME TO OUR HOME. 358 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:56,128 SO, WHAT? SHE'S, LIKE, YOUR MOM OR SOMETHING? 359 00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:57,880 ( hysterical laughter) 360 00:13:57,963 --> 00:13:59,464 ( goofy laughter ) 361 00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:01,508 TINA, CAN I GET YOU A WARM WASHCLOTH 362 00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:03,927 TO WIPE THE DRIED BLOOD FROM UNDER YOUR NOSE? 363 00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:06,388 HERE, BABY, I'LL SHOW YOU THE CHANNEL LOIS DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT. 364 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:07,931 BRIAN, WOULD YOU...? CHRIS, LOOK AWAY. 365 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:09,266 MEG, TAKE STEWIE UPSTAIRS. 366 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,101 WAIT, THAT MAN SEEMS TO HAVE SUFFERED 367 00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:12,603 A RATHER SERIOUS SNAKEBITE. 368 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:16,315 BRIAN, WOULD YOU PLEASE ASK YOUR NEW FRIEND TO LEAVE NOW. 369 00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:18,567 OH, SORRY, THINGS GETTING A LITTLE TOO REAL 370 00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:19,943 FOR THE STEPFORD WIFE? 371 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:22,821 AND LOOK AT YOU TWO-- QUASIMODO AND LUMPY. 372 00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:24,656 I LEAVE MORE PERSONALITY 373 00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:27,159 IN TIGHTLY COILED PILES ON THE LAWN. 374 00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:28,994 OH, DO ME. DO ME NEXT! 375 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:31,455 COME ON, BABY GIRL, LET'S GO TO THE PARK. 376 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,087 ( door opens ) 377 00:14:39,171 --> 00:14:40,881 HEY, DOC, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? 378 00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:43,509 YOUR FAMILY HAS SOMETHING THEY'D LIKE TO SAY TO YOU. 379 00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:45,761 "BRIAN, I KNOW I DON'T SPEAK UP MUCH 380 00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:49,306 AND IT'S REALLY HARD FOR ME TO TALK ABOUT MY FEELINGS, BUT..." 381 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:52,184 WHY DON'T WE START WITH SOMEONE MORE INTERESTING? PETER? 382 00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:53,644 ( clears throat ) 383 00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:56,313 "BRIAN, EVER SINCE YOUR ADDICTION, YOU'VE BEEN A JERK. 384 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,899 I MISS THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN YOU WERE MY SIDEKICK." 385 00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:01,026 AH, SO SHE HATED MY TIE 386 00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:05,197 UNTIL I TOLD HER IT WAS MADE OUT OF 100% BUTTOFUOCO FIBER. 387 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,865 ( audience laughing ) 388 00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:08,867 AH, YUP, YUP. 389 00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:10,869 AH, YUP, YUP. 390 00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,704 ( nonsensical sounds ) 391 00:15:12,788 --> 00:15:15,541 HEY, UH, BRIAN, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE TIE MUSIC. 392 00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:18,544 ♪♪ PETER'S TIE, PETER'S TIE ♪♪ 393 00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:21,880 ♪♪ THAT'S BECAUSE PETER'S THE GUY. ♪♪ 394 00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:24,091 ALL RIGHT, THERE IT IS-- A LITTLE TIE MUSIC. 395 00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:26,009 ( audience laughing ) 396 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:29,888 ( giggling ) 397 00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:31,890 LOOK, YOU-YOU GUYS GOT IT ALL WRONG. 398 00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:33,392 I-I-I... 399 00:15:34,643 --> 00:15:36,854 OH, I'M SO SORRY, EVERYONE! 400 00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:38,814 OH, GOD, I NEED HELP. 401 00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:40,148 ( sobbing ) 402 00:15:40,232 --> 00:15:42,985 WELL, I GUESS NOW WE KNOW WHAT KIND OF DOG HE IS-- 403 00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:44,444 A MELAN-COLLIE. 404 00:15:44,528 --> 00:15:45,612 ( laughing ) 405 00:15:45,696 --> 00:15:46,738 ( laughter trails off ) 406 00:15:46,822 --> 00:15:47,906 NOTHING? 407 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,533 OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 408 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,869 NO, I SHOULD'VE SAID... I SHOULD'VE SAID, "CHI-WAH-WAH." 409 00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,871 ( laughing ) 410 00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:58,417 I DON'T HAVE TO ( bleep ) IMPRESS YOU. 411 00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,627 LOOK, I'M NOT INSENSITIVE, LOIS 412 00:16:00,711 --> 00:16:02,838 BUT I JUST DON'T SEE WHY WE GOT TO CANCEL OUR CRUISE 413 00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:04,173 JUST 'CAUSE THE DOG'S A COKEHEAD. 414 00:16:04,256 --> 00:16:07,009 WE'RE NOT GOING ON VACATION WHILE BRIAN'S IN REHAB. 415 00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:09,261 WE'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR. 416 00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:10,512 OH, MAN. 417 00:16:10,596 --> 00:16:11,680 I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU. 418 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,265 I HAVE A COUSIN WHO WORKS AT CLUB MED. 419 00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:14,600 ♪♪ ME MIND ON FIRE ♪♪ 420 00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:16,059 ♪♪ ME SOUL ON FIRE ♪♪ 421 00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,895 ♪♪ FEELING HOT, HOT, HOT... ♪♪ 422 00:16:18,604 --> 00:16:20,939 HOLY CRAP! LOOK AT THIS PLACE! 423 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:24,651 THIS IS WHERE GOD WOULD COME IF HE HAD TO STOP DOING BLOW. 424 00:16:24,735 --> 00:16:26,153 THEY HAVE TENNIS COURTS! 425 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:27,237 AND A FULL SPA! 426 00:16:27,321 --> 00:16:30,073 WOW! NO WONDER PEOPLE DO DRUGS. 427 00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:32,868 GOOD LUCK, BRIAN. I JUST KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO GET CLEAN. 428 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:34,828 HEH-- IT SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD TO GET CLEAN 429 00:16:34,912 --> 00:16:37,039 WITH ALL THESE MINERAL BATHS AND JACUZZIS. 430 00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:38,832 ( all laughing ) 431 00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:41,001 OH, I SEE, THE FAT MAN MAKES A PUN 432 00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:42,503 AND EVERYONE WETS THEMSELVES. 433 00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:45,088 I GIVE YOU GOLD AND I GET SQUAT. 434 00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:46,840 I'LL BE IN THE CAR. 435 00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:50,511 THAT WAS A VERY PRODUCTIVE FIRST DAY, BRAIN. 436 00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:53,430 OUR GOAL HERE IS TO FIND YOUR "X" FACTOR-- 437 00:16:53,514 --> 00:16:54,848 THE ELEMENT IN YOUR LIFE 438 00:16:54,932 --> 00:16:57,184 THAT MADE YOU TURN TO DRUGS IN THE FIRST PLACE. 439 00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:58,602 WELL, JUST HAVING SOME TIME AWAY 440 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,395 TO SORT THINGS OUT IS GOING TO DO WONDERS. 441 00:17:00,479 --> 00:17:01,772 THANKS, DOCTOR. 442 00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:04,983 WHAT... WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 443 00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,360 I'M ON VACATION 444 00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:08,612 AND OH, IF ANYONE ASKS, I'M ALSO ON SMACK. 445 00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:15,285 PETER, THIS... THIS IS A DETOX CLINIC. 446 00:17:15,369 --> 00:17:16,787 YOU CAN'T VACATION HERE. 447 00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:19,206 WHY NOT? THIS PLACE IS WAY BETTER THAN A CRUISE. 448 00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:20,707 YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN IT. 449 00:17:20,791 --> 00:17:23,043 I WHIPPED THIS SPEED FREAK'S ASS AT HORSESHOES TODAY. 450 00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:24,545 PETER, THIS ISN'T A VACATION FOR ME. 451 00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:26,421 FOR GOD'S SAKE, I'M TRYING TO GET HEALTHY. 452 00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:28,090 YEAH, OKAY, OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 453 00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:29,883 HEY, SOFTBALL THIS AFTERNOON. 454 00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:31,718 BUNCH OF US ADDICTS ARE TAKING ON 455 00:17:31,802 --> 00:17:33,971 THE PREGNANT TEENAGERS FROM ACROSS THE LAKE. 456 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,889 OKAY, COME ON, EVERYONE 457 00:17:35,973 --> 00:17:38,225 EXERCISE IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF RECOVERY. 458 00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:40,602 JUST WORK WITH THE RESISTANCE OF THE WATER. 459 00:17:40,686 --> 00:17:41,937 TEN MORE REPS. 460 00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:44,231 OKAY, AND ONE, AND TWO, AND THREE. 461 00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:46,149 ( all gasping ) 462 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:47,818 OH! 463 00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:50,654 YEAH! I'M ALSO ADDICTED TO BOOBIES. 464 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,823 ( goofy laughter ) 465 00:17:56,869 --> 00:17:59,288 TRADE YOU THIS FOR YOUR CUPCAKE. 466 00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:06,879 WHAT? IT WAS JUST CARPET FRESH. I'M ON YOUR SIDE. 467 00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:08,589 I'M BEEN OBSERVING YOUR BEHAVIOR 468 00:18:08,672 --> 00:18:10,549 AND I DON'T THINK YOU'RE AN ADDICT. 469 00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,050 I THINK YOU'RE AN IDIOT. 470 00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:14,761 WELL, I DON'T PAY YOU TO THINK, HOT LIPS. 471 00:18:14,845 --> 00:18:16,889 IN FACT, I DON'T PAY YOU AT ALL. 472 00:18:16,972 --> 00:18:18,307 COUNT IT. 473 00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:20,309 I'LL BE KEEPING MY EYE ON YOU. 474 00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:21,435 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 475 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:22,603 UH, MY-MY NAME? 476 00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:23,770 UH... 477 00:18:23,854 --> 00:18:25,439 UH... 478 00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:27,065 UH, UH... "P..." 479 00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:28,358 UH, UH... 480 00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:31,904 UH... TEAR... 481 00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:33,238 UH... 482 00:18:33,322 --> 00:18:34,323 ( screeching ) 483 00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:35,949 Peter: UH... GRIFFIN. 484 00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:37,910 YEAH, YEAH, PETER GRIFFIN. 485 00:18:37,993 --> 00:18:39,369 AW, CRAP. 486 00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:42,247 HEY, BRIAN, I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU. 487 00:18:42,331 --> 00:18:44,208 HEY, YOU WANT TO GO MESS WITH THE PREGNANT TEENS 488 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,292 ACROSS THE LAKE? 489 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,211 I-I CAN'T. GROUP THERAPY, 2:00. 490 00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:49,129 OH, MAN, I PEEKED IN ON ONE OF THOSE. 491 00:18:49,213 --> 00:18:50,714 IT WAS MORE BORING THAN WHEN I WAS 492 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,633 A SECURITY GUARD FOR GEORGE HARRISON. 493 00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:56,178 ( singing along with TV) 494 00:18:56,261 --> 00:19:00,807 ♪♪ CHARLES IN CHARGE OF OUR DAYS AND OUR NIGHTS ♪♪ 495 00:19:00,891 --> 00:19:03,060 ♪♪ CHARLES IN CHARGE ♪♪ 496 00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:07,022 ♪♪ OF OUR WRONGS AND OUR RIGHTS ♪♪ 497 00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:08,398 ( glass breaking ) 498 00:19:08,482 --> 00:19:09,816 ♪♪ AND I SAY, I WANT CHARLES IN CHARGE... ♪♪ 499 00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:11,109 ( punches landing ) 500 00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:14,404 HEY! HEY! QUIET DOWN UP THERE! 501 00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:16,073 YOU WACKY BEATLE. 502 00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:19,034 WELL, I-I... I HAVE BEEN MAKING A LOT OF PROGRESS LATELY. 503 00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:21,495 I GUESS MISSING ONE SESSION WOULDN'T BE THE END OF THE WORLD. 504 00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:22,788 THERE YOU GO. 505 00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:25,082 Peter: HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY PUT IN THE BUG JUICE? 506 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,166 Brian: BUGS. 507 00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:29,086 Peter: NO, THEY DON'T. COME ON. 508 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:30,587 SHUT UP. 509 00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:49,022 ( girls screaming ) 510 00:19:49,106 --> 00:19:50,524 ( loud popping sounds ) 511 00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:52,526 ( babies crying ) 512 00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:54,111 I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELVES-- 513 00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:56,113 14 PREMATURE BIRTHS. 514 00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:58,031 SORRY, DOC, I DON'T USUALLY LET PETER 515 00:19:58,115 --> 00:19:59,741 TALK ME INTO THIS KIND OF STUFF. 516 00:19:59,825 --> 00:20:01,201 WAIT A MINUTE. BRAIN, YOU HAVE 517 00:20:01,285 --> 00:20:03,203 A PREEXISTING RELATIONSHIP WITH THIS DEGENERATE? 518 00:20:03,287 --> 00:20:05,038 A DEGENERATE, AM I? 519 00:20:05,122 --> 00:20:07,040 WELL, YOU ARE A FASTIZIO. 520 00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:10,127 SEE? I CAN MAKE UP WORDS, TOO, SISTER. 521 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:12,546 WELL, I THINK WE'VE FOUND YOUR "X" FACTOR. 522 00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:13,630 WHAT, DO YOU MEAN PETER? 523 00:20:13,714 --> 00:20:16,258 HIS BEHAVIOR IS CLEARLY A NEGATIVE INFLUENCE ON YOU 524 00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:18,594 AND WITH YOUR INTELLIGENCE AND SENSITIVITY... 525 00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:21,930 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, HEY, I MADE MY OWN MISTAKES, ALL RIGHT? 526 00:20:22,014 --> 00:20:25,100 THIS MAN TOOK ME INTO HIS HOME AND HE TREATED ME LIKE FAMILY. 527 00:20:25,184 --> 00:20:26,602 HE'S MY BEST FRIEND. 528 00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:28,270 YES, AND LOOK WHERE YOU'VE ENDED UP. 529 00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:31,023 YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK MY THERAPY HERE IS COMPLETE. 530 00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:34,276 I CAME HERE TO GET CLEAN AND I DID, SO GOOD-BYE. 531 00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:36,403 BRIAN, IT'S MOMENTS LIKE THIS 532 00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:40,282 THAT MAKE ME SAD YOU'RE GOING TO DIE 50 YEARS BEFORE I DO. 533 00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:46,038 ♪♪ HE WAS ALL COKED UP ♪♪ 534 00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:47,706 ♪♪ AND WE WERE CHOKED UP ♪♪ 535 00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:49,917 ♪♪ BUT NOW OUR HAPPY BRIAN'S HOME ♪♪ 536 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,210 ♪♪ CHA-CHA-CHA! ♪♪ 537 00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:54,713 I AM SERIOUS, LOIS, YOU COULD BE IN SHOW BUSINESS. 538 00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:56,507 HEY, MEG, 18 YET? 539 00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:57,799 NO. 540 00:20:57,883 --> 00:20:59,051 HEY, CHRIS, HOW ARE YOU? 541 00:20:59,134 --> 00:21:00,177 WELL, I'M GLAD... 542 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,345 ALL RIGHT. 543 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,013 BRIAN, I FEEL A LITTLE GUILTY. 544 00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:05,933 IF IT WASN'T FOR ME, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO THAT JUNK. 545 00:21:06,016 --> 00:21:08,810 HEY, JOE, IF I'VE LEARNED ANYTHING FROM MY EXPERIENCE 546 00:21:08,894 --> 00:21:11,688 IT'S THAT WE'RE ALL RESPONSIBLE FOR OUR OWN DESTINY 547 00:21:12,356 --> 00:21:14,483 AND THAT'S WHY I'M LEAVING. 548 00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:16,985 LEAVING? YOU CAN'T LEAVE. 549 00:21:17,069 --> 00:21:19,112 I HAVE TO, PETER, FOR ME. 550 00:21:19,196 --> 00:21:20,822 I LOVE YOU ALL. 551 00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:24,576 SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING. 552 00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:27,496 BRAIN, WAIT! 553 00:21:29,498 --> 00:21:31,834 HOLD-HOLD ON A SECOND. 554 00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:38,006 AIRPORT, PLEASE.