1 00:00:02,394 --> 00:00:04,652 ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ 2 00:00:04,672 --> 00:00:07,673 ♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪ 3 00:00:07,900 --> 00:00:11,343 ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ 4 00:00:11,495 --> 00:00:14,346 ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪ 5 00:00:14,498 --> 00:00:18,075 ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪ 6 00:00:18,093 --> 00:00:21,411 ♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪ 7 00:00:21,505 --> 00:00:22,855 ♪ All the things that make us ♪ 8 00:00:23,006 --> 00:00:24,248 ♪ Laugh and cry ♪ 9 00:00:24,341 --> 00:00:30,070 ♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪ 10 00:00:33,868 --> 00:00:35,259 Welcome to tumbling class. 11 00:00:35,277 --> 00:00:36,535 Moms, please enjoy, 12 00:00:36,686 --> 00:00:39,187 while dads grumble about how much the class costs. 13 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:42,099 240 bucks for a mat and a room. 14 00:00:42,192 --> 00:00:43,375 Now let's all gather 'round 15 00:00:43,602 --> 00:00:46,003 because Stewie is gonna do a somersault. 16 00:00:46,939 --> 00:00:49,048 (grunting) 17 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:57,556 (groans) Nailed it. 18 00:00:57,707 --> 00:00:59,874 Well, that's basically fine, and I don't honestly care, 19 00:00:59,968 --> 00:01:04,379 so unless there's an unexpected appearance from a rival baby... 20 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:06,973 Perhaps I could take a shot. 21 00:01:07,126 --> 00:01:08,141 -(gasps) -It's Doug! 22 00:01:08,294 --> 00:01:09,568 That's Stewie's rival. 23 00:01:09,719 --> 00:01:10,977 What are you doing here, Doug? 24 00:01:11,130 --> 00:01:13,054 Eh, thought I'd give this tumbling thing a try. 25 00:01:13,074 --> 00:01:14,740 So what do I do, just fall down 26 00:01:14,967 --> 00:01:17,058 like literally anyone affected by gravity? 27 00:01:17,078 --> 00:01:18,985 Um, there's a bit more to it than that. 28 00:01:19,138 --> 00:01:20,746 One can't just show up and hope to execute, 29 00:01:20,973 --> 00:01:22,456 say, a perfect somers... 30 00:01:23,733 --> 00:01:25,492 Oh, oh, he's very good! 31 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:27,086 (cheering) 32 00:01:27,237 --> 00:01:28,903 Hmm. Something like that? 33 00:01:28,923 --> 00:01:30,814 -Wow! -Now that's tumbling! 34 00:01:30,833 --> 00:01:33,317 Boys can be good at this till nine, then the whispers start. 35 00:01:33,410 --> 00:01:35,243 Calm down, it wasn't that great. 36 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:37,654 Stewie, give Doug your shirt and overalls. 37 00:01:37,673 --> 00:01:39,139 He's my son now. 38 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:44,103 ANNOUNCER: We now return to Christopher Nolan's Tenet. 39 00:01:44,254 --> 00:01:45,512 I'm already completely lost. 40 00:01:45,664 --> 00:01:48,923 Dad, can I ask you something about girls? 41 00:01:49,017 --> 00:01:50,109 Are you wearing a wire? 42 00:01:50,336 --> 00:01:52,169 There's a girl in my class I have a crush on, 43 00:01:52,262 --> 00:01:54,020 and I can't get her to notice me. 44 00:01:54,115 --> 00:01:56,406 Ah, now I understand. 45 00:01:58,177 --> 00:02:00,010 Lucky for you, there's a bunch of old movies 46 00:02:00,028 --> 00:02:01,511 on this very subject. 47 00:02:01,605 --> 00:02:03,347 Here. Sixteen Candles. 48 00:02:03,365 --> 00:02:05,349 Can't Buy Me Love, Say Anything... 49 00:02:05,367 --> 00:02:07,960 all on very inconvenient VHS. 50 00:02:08,187 --> 00:02:10,871 VHS? What do those letters stand for? 51 00:02:10,965 --> 00:02:13,206 That information has been lost to history. 52 00:02:13,359 --> 00:02:14,967 Anyway, Chris, just watch these movies 53 00:02:15,194 --> 00:02:17,361 and do what the 28-year-old teenagers do. 54 00:02:17,379 --> 00:02:18,637 I guess I could try. 55 00:02:18,864 --> 00:02:22,366 After all, they tried to do Superman in Boston once. 56 00:02:22,459 --> 00:02:25,535 I've noticed that you're never around when Superman's here. 57 00:02:25,554 --> 00:02:27,220 Are... are you Superman? 58 00:02:27,373 --> 00:02:28,889 What is ya, wacked in the head? 59 00:02:28,983 --> 00:02:31,224 I'm Clahk. Plain ol' Clahk. 60 00:02:31,377 --> 00:02:33,819 Okay, back to our Boston newspaper job. 61 00:02:34,046 --> 00:02:35,970 -(phone rings) -Spotlight. 62 00:02:35,990 --> 00:02:37,531 What?! 63 00:02:41,978 --> 00:02:43,811 (gasping, murmuring) 64 00:02:43,873 --> 00:02:45,146 Show-and-tell time. 65 00:02:45,166 --> 00:02:47,166 Finally a chance to reclaim my honor 66 00:02:47,317 --> 00:02:49,001 after that whole tumbling fiasco. 67 00:02:49,228 --> 00:02:51,670 Next up for show-and-tell: Stewie. 68 00:02:51,897 --> 00:02:53,130 Hello, everyone. 69 00:02:54,066 --> 00:02:55,340 This is a weird seashell 70 00:02:55,567 --> 00:02:57,584 that kind of looks like female genitalia 71 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:58,902 that my dad likes. 72 00:02:58,921 --> 00:03:00,404 Lois, where's my she shell? 73 00:03:00,497 --> 00:03:02,572 Oh, Stewie took it to show-and-tell. 74 00:03:02,666 --> 00:03:04,908 Well, I hope no one puts it to their ear. 75 00:03:04,927 --> 00:03:06,393 Incredible, right? 76 00:03:08,505 --> 00:03:10,022 (yawns) 77 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:12,173 Thank you, Stewie. 78 00:03:12,193 --> 00:03:15,527 And, so you know, many middle-aged women have seashells 79 00:03:15,679 --> 00:03:17,087 in their powder rooms. 80 00:03:17,105 --> 00:03:19,514 Okay, next up is Doug. 81 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,033 Hello, gang, 82 00:03:21,184 --> 00:03:24,110 and have I got some show-and-tell for you. 83 00:03:24,263 --> 00:03:26,763 This is a ticket stub from a PG movie 84 00:03:26,782 --> 00:03:28,615 that I got to see in the theater... 85 00:03:28,767 --> 00:03:29,933 alone. 86 00:03:30,026 --> 00:03:31,210 KIDS: Wow! 87 00:03:31,361 --> 00:03:34,104 Also, I've been on a Disney cruise. 88 00:03:34,197 --> 00:03:36,048 Hey, who's this in the picture with Moana? 89 00:03:36,199 --> 00:03:38,442 (chuckles): Oh, me? Huh. 90 00:03:38,535 --> 00:03:41,127 -KID: No way! -KID 2: Moana is famously agoraphobic. 91 00:03:41,255 --> 00:03:43,780 Yes, but she's managing it day by day, 92 00:03:43,799 --> 00:03:45,057 thanks to CBD oil. 93 00:03:45,208 --> 00:03:46,967 This cruise was a big step for her. 94 00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:48,376 Okay, I think we can all agree that 95 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:49,877 these are very lame show-and-tell... 96 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:53,139 And finally, a piece of candy from the London airport. 97 00:03:53,292 --> 00:03:55,809 (gasps) Aw, a Lion Bar? 98 00:03:55,961 --> 00:03:58,553 I'm sorry, did I say "a piece of candy"? 99 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:01,648 More like British candy for the whole class! 100 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:04,243 Drumstick Squashies and rose-flavored wine gums 101 00:04:04,394 --> 00:04:06,303 -for everyone! -(cheering) 102 00:04:06,396 --> 00:04:08,321 Hello, Show-and-Tell National Championships 103 00:04:08,474 --> 00:04:11,992 in DeKalb, Illinois, I have a nominee for you. 104 00:04:12,086 --> 00:04:14,644 Dammit. I'm sick of being one-upped by Doug. 105 00:04:14,738 --> 00:04:15,921 Hurts. 106 00:04:16,072 --> 00:04:18,507 It hurts worse than a trip to the barber shop. 107 00:04:19,651 --> 00:04:22,152 (screaming) 108 00:04:22,212 --> 00:04:25,180 This is what babies think happens at haircuts! 109 00:04:28,084 --> 00:04:29,226 (knocking) 110 00:04:30,162 --> 00:04:32,012 Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Burbeck. 111 00:04:32,164 --> 00:04:33,421 Do you have a daughter named Jennifer, 112 00:04:33,515 --> 00:04:36,275 who is currently smeared across Highway 9? 113 00:04:36,426 --> 00:04:37,334 Joe, it's us. 114 00:04:37,427 --> 00:04:39,336 Oh, sorry. That's my next stop. 115 00:04:39,354 --> 00:04:42,005 Peter, your son was lurking outside a classmate's window 116 00:04:42,024 --> 00:04:44,449 with this boom box, playing Peter Gabriel. 117 00:04:44,601 --> 00:04:46,618 He's being charged with felony stalking. 118 00:04:46,845 --> 00:04:49,863 I also tried to use science to make a sex slave 119 00:04:50,015 --> 00:04:51,623 from a magazine photo. 120 00:04:51,775 --> 00:04:53,366 Oh, this is horrifying! 121 00:04:53,519 --> 00:04:55,852 -Actually, it's the '80s. -What? 122 00:04:55,871 --> 00:04:58,188 Well, it appears that someone has exposed your son 123 00:04:58,281 --> 00:05:02,617 to the very problematic teen films of the 1980s. 124 00:05:03,244 --> 00:05:05,028 Peter, tell me it wasn't you. 125 00:05:05,047 --> 00:05:06,546 Honestly, Lois, I have no idea. 126 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,715 My brain can't even think thoughts no more 127 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,976 -'cause of the Internet. -Ugh, that's it. 128 00:05:11,127 --> 00:05:13,645 From now on, you are an outside Peter. 129 00:05:13,797 --> 00:05:14,962 Go on! Get! 130 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:16,540 (kissing noises) Outside! 131 00:05:16,633 --> 00:05:17,566 (grunts) 132 00:05:20,712 --> 00:05:23,405 Go to your Peter house. Go to your Peter house! 133 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:29,202 (thunder crashes) 134 00:05:36,411 --> 00:05:38,061 God, look at Doug over there, 135 00:05:38,154 --> 00:05:39,838 throwing a Frisbee with the kindergarteners 136 00:05:39,989 --> 00:05:41,673 and a shorter-than-average first-grader. 137 00:05:41,825 --> 00:05:43,508 -Thinks he's so cool. -Yup. 138 00:05:43,735 --> 00:05:46,160 There must be some way I can finally one-up that guy, 139 00:05:46,254 --> 00:05:48,363 and you're clearly looking for cat turds right now. 140 00:05:48,365 --> 00:05:50,574 Yup. Y-- Huh? Wait, uh, wait. 141 00:05:50,592 --> 00:05:53,426 -(sniffs) Aw, gum. -Help me out, man. 142 00:05:53,579 --> 00:05:55,503 I need something to win back everyone's attention. 143 00:05:55,597 --> 00:05:57,004 Wait, I know! 144 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:59,006 What if I flip my eyelids inside out? 145 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:00,934 Show everyone what a freak I am. 146 00:06:01,086 --> 00:06:03,269 Huh? I could carve this out. 147 00:06:03,364 --> 00:06:04,863 Right? This could be my thing. 148 00:06:05,014 --> 00:06:06,272 I don't think so, Stewie. 149 00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:09,034 All right, well what if I just, like, do Doug's mom? 150 00:06:09,261 --> 00:06:11,203 Uh... Y-- I-I mean, yeah, yeah, that-- 151 00:06:11,430 --> 00:06:13,113 I mean, that would... that would pretty much do it. 152 00:06:13,265 --> 00:06:15,432 Awesome! How do you dial a phone or have sex? 153 00:06:15,450 --> 00:06:17,626 Or stand up without using your hands? 154 00:06:20,530 --> 00:06:21,546 Let me tell you something, Brian... 155 00:06:21,773 --> 00:06:23,673 (wind whistles) 156 00:06:29,539 --> 00:06:30,347 Oh, no! 157 00:06:31,617 --> 00:06:34,134 You said it, relatively-short-first-grader. 158 00:06:34,286 --> 00:06:36,043 That Frisbee is way up there. 159 00:06:36,138 --> 00:06:38,288 I'm too scared to climb up that high. 160 00:06:38,381 --> 00:06:40,548 Me, too, average-height-kindergartener. 161 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,809 That jungle gym dates back to the 1930s, 162 00:06:42,961 --> 00:06:44,569 when the lives of children were expendable. 163 00:06:44,721 --> 00:06:46,980 Someone would have to be crazy to climb up there. 164 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:48,222 STEWIE: I'll do it. 165 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:49,466 What? 166 00:06:49,484 --> 00:06:50,984 I'll climb up there and get that Frisbee. 167 00:06:51,136 --> 00:06:53,078 Doug may be afraid, but I'm not. 168 00:06:53,305 --> 00:06:55,472 Just give me a day to get prepared and gear up, 169 00:06:55,490 --> 00:06:57,824 and at sunrise tomorrow, I will climb up there 170 00:06:57,976 --> 00:06:59,309 and retrieve that Frisbee. 171 00:06:59,327 --> 00:07:01,311 Or we can ask Spider-Man to do it. 172 00:07:01,329 --> 00:07:03,496 He came to my birthday party. I know him. 173 00:07:03,649 --> 00:07:05,665 That wasn't the real Spider-Man. That was your dad. 174 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:08,093 We could see his hernia popping through the suit. 175 00:07:08,244 --> 00:07:09,502 Hey, Tyler! 176 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:12,097 Heard Spider-Man had a pretty good time at your party. 177 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:21,681 Don't mind me, Brian. Just pushing the edge. 178 00:07:21,833 --> 00:07:23,090 Hmm. 179 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:24,425 14 zippers, if you must know, 180 00:07:24,445 --> 00:07:26,169 but it's not about my pants, Brian. 181 00:07:26,262 --> 00:07:28,171 It's about my fearlessness and pants. 182 00:07:28,190 --> 00:07:29,448 Now, I need to plan out 183 00:07:29,599 --> 00:07:31,616 every last inch of my climb tomorrow. 184 00:07:31,768 --> 00:07:33,952 If I do this right, I'm gonna be remembered forever, 185 00:07:34,179 --> 00:07:36,270 like 9/11 was for a few years. 186 00:07:36,364 --> 00:07:37,530 You're just climbing a jungle gym. 187 00:07:37,683 --> 00:07:40,183 -It's not a big deal. -Not a big deal? 188 00:07:40,185 --> 00:07:41,943 I pull this off, I go down in history! 189 00:07:42,037 --> 00:07:45,297 Like my ancestor: The Guy Who Was Hanged Next to Nathan Hale. 190 00:07:45,448 --> 00:07:50,043 I regret that I have but one life to give for my country. 191 00:07:50,195 --> 00:07:52,212 If you kill me, I'm gonna immediately void. 192 00:07:52,364 --> 00:07:55,699 All over here. All over here. 193 00:07:55,717 --> 00:07:58,560 You, historian, write down both our things. 194 00:08:02,465 --> 00:08:05,208 Hey, Lois, how about we get a little three-way going? 195 00:08:05,301 --> 00:08:08,394 -You, me and the seashell? -Oh, forget it, Peter. 196 00:08:08,547 --> 00:08:10,137 After that whole thing with the '80s movies, 197 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:11,472 I'm very upset with you. 198 00:08:11,566 --> 00:08:13,808 Well, can you use that anger in the sex? 199 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:17,554 No, Peter, your '80s nostalgia isn't funny anymore. 200 00:08:17,572 --> 00:08:20,724 It's tired and worn out, and borderline dangerous. 201 00:08:20,742 --> 00:08:23,243 I mean, those old references just don't play 202 00:08:23,395 --> 00:08:26,153 -the same in today's world. -What you talkin' 'bout, Lois? 203 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:29,065 This! This is exactly what I'm talking about! 204 00:08:29,158 --> 00:08:31,510 When are you gonna let the '80s go? 205 00:08:31,661 --> 00:08:34,679 Never! The '80s will always be the best decade. 206 00:08:34,831 --> 00:08:36,239 And I'm confident 207 00:08:36,258 --> 00:08:37,999 that non-whites and women would agree with that. 208 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:40,185 Everyone else, too. And I'm gonna prove it. 209 00:08:40,412 --> 00:08:43,004 Family! Come here conveniently fast, please! 210 00:08:43,098 --> 00:08:44,097 What is it, Peter? 211 00:08:44,249 --> 00:08:45,749 I have decided to prove to you all 212 00:08:45,767 --> 00:08:48,360 that the '80s are still relevant and hilarious. 213 00:08:48,511 --> 00:08:51,588 -But they're not. -And in keeping with the wonderful 1980s, 214 00:08:51,606 --> 00:08:54,181 I'm gonna go upstairs and drill a hole in the wall 215 00:08:54,276 --> 00:08:55,683 to watch girls shower. 216 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:58,370 Peter, in addition to that being wildly problematic, 217 00:08:58,597 --> 00:09:01,188 you can't just drill a hole in a structural wall. 218 00:09:01,283 --> 00:09:03,375 Do you even know how to do that? 219 00:09:03,602 --> 00:09:07,045 Okay, that's one drywall bit, one masonry bit, 220 00:09:07,196 --> 00:09:10,031 one spur point bit, one tile bit, 221 00:09:10,125 --> 00:09:12,442 one drill with a hammer action setting, 222 00:09:12,460 --> 00:09:15,111 one wire detector, one stud finder, 223 00:09:15,130 --> 00:09:16,537 and one grease pencil. 224 00:09:16,557 --> 00:09:19,115 Sounds like someone's drilling a hole in the wall 225 00:09:19,134 --> 00:09:20,466 to watch girls shower. 226 00:09:20,619 --> 00:09:22,877 -Oh, big time. -Did you pull a permit? 227 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,120 City hall's next. 228 00:09:24,139 --> 00:09:26,147 BOTH: Nice! 229 00:09:34,132 --> 00:09:36,891 ♪ I'm all right ♪ 230 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:39,393 ♪ Nobody worry about me. ♪ 231 00:09:39,487 --> 00:09:41,580 (splattering) 232 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:44,641 Oh, my God! What did you do? 233 00:09:44,659 --> 00:09:46,492 He was supposed to get away. 234 00:09:46,645 --> 00:09:48,920 It was gonna be harmless '80s fun. 235 00:09:49,072 --> 00:09:50,647 You killed the gopher! 236 00:09:50,740 --> 00:09:53,316 -He's all right? -No! He's not all right! 237 00:09:53,318 --> 00:09:54,667 We're all gonna get laid? 238 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,002 Dammit, Peter! 239 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,913 Stop saying blandly upbeat things from the movie! 240 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,581 This has to stop! 241 00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:02,083 (sighs) You're right. 242 00:10:02,177 --> 00:10:04,251 Man, and I was so sure that stuff from the '80s 243 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:05,937 would still play the same today. 244 00:10:06,164 --> 00:10:07,772 I guess people are only interested in that 245 00:10:07,924 --> 00:10:09,641 for 19 seasons. 246 00:10:09,793 --> 00:10:11,184 Hi, I'm Kenny Loggins, 247 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,427 and I'm still very interested in '80s references. 248 00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:15,855 Every time Family Guy plays one of my songs, 249 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:18,174 I get a new hot tub for my Colorado deck. 250 00:10:18,267 --> 00:10:21,010 ♪ I'm all right ♪ 251 00:10:21,029 --> 00:10:23,622 ♪ Nobody worry about me. ♪ 252 00:10:25,684 --> 00:10:28,609 All right, you guys ready to watch some history be made 253 00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:29,869 by Stewie Griffin? 254 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,779 DOUG: And guest? 255 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:34,374 What the...? 11, 12, 13... 256 00:10:34,468 --> 00:10:37,118 15 zippers! You've got to be (bleep) kidding me! 257 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,470 What do you say, Stewie? 258 00:10:38,697 --> 00:10:41,139 A friendly race to the top in front of all these kids, 259 00:10:41,366 --> 00:10:43,958 plus the red-haired girl from the Charlie Brown cartoons? 260 00:10:44,052 --> 00:10:47,036 Aw. I care about her opinion most of all! 261 00:10:47,055 --> 00:10:48,295 You don't care about me. 262 00:10:48,390 --> 00:10:50,482 You just wanted to wear my ballerina skirt. 263 00:10:50,633 --> 00:10:52,725 I especially love her sense of humor 264 00:10:52,878 --> 00:10:54,301 and inventive storytelling. 265 00:10:54,396 --> 00:10:57,489 Okay, you're on. First to the Frisbee wins. 266 00:10:58,733 --> 00:11:01,308 You realize, Doug, we might die up there today. 267 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:04,287 Then I'll see you in heck. 268 00:11:06,391 --> 00:11:08,500 ♪ 269 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:13,338 (grunts) 270 00:11:15,066 --> 00:11:16,341 (grunts) 271 00:11:16,492 --> 00:11:19,752 Okay, toughest part of the climb: Dried Booger Ridge. 272 00:11:19,905 --> 00:11:21,971 (straining) 273 00:11:24,910 --> 00:11:27,018 ♪ 274 00:11:30,598 --> 00:11:32,482 (gasps) The Frisbee! 275 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:37,362 ♪ 276 00:11:42,018 --> 00:11:43,927 Yes! I win! 277 00:11:43,945 --> 00:11:47,205 ♪ I'm going all the way ♪ 278 00:11:47,432 --> 00:11:51,584 ♪ Sooner or later gotta love somebody. ♪ 279 00:11:52,729 --> 00:11:54,129 Wha...? 280 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:57,198 (grunting) 281 00:11:57,292 --> 00:12:00,051 Oh, no! Help! Help! 282 00:12:00,962 --> 00:12:02,779 Help me! 283 00:12:02,872 --> 00:12:05,114 What? We can't hear you! 284 00:12:05,133 --> 00:12:09,135 Our voices are very faint because we are so distant! 285 00:12:09,287 --> 00:12:11,120 Distant from you, he means! 286 00:12:11,139 --> 00:12:12,880 We're not distant from each other! 287 00:12:12,974 --> 00:12:15,141 We're standing relatively close together! 288 00:12:15,293 --> 00:12:18,127 You probably were already able to infer that, 289 00:12:18,146 --> 00:12:20,888 and Connor just wasted everyone's time! 290 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,556 My God. I... 291 00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:23,908 I'm stuck up here. 292 00:12:24,060 --> 00:12:26,202 Better use my emergency flare. 293 00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:31,750 We've got a flare. 294 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,462 I'm still stuck, but now I have confidence. 295 00:12:41,577 --> 00:12:42,743 (straining) 296 00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:44,003 My foot is still stuck, 297 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,597 and it's really starting to hurt. 298 00:12:45,824 --> 00:12:47,915 And I know you're going to be insufferable about this. 299 00:12:48,009 --> 00:12:49,325 Stewie, come on. 300 00:12:49,344 --> 00:12:51,102 Right now your safety is what matters. 301 00:12:51,329 --> 00:12:53,587 And you've got an owie in need of attention. 302 00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:57,025 I'm gonna have to radio basecamp for help on my Elmo phone. 303 00:12:58,169 --> 00:13:00,111 ELMO: Elmo love you so much! 304 00:13:00,263 --> 00:13:02,171 Basecamp. Come in, basecamp. 305 00:13:02,265 --> 00:13:03,339 Elmo your friend. 306 00:13:03,432 --> 00:13:04,598 Elmo, we've got a man down. 307 00:13:04,692 --> 00:13:06,600 I need you to connect me with search and rescue. 308 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,528 Please don't believe rumors about Elmo. 309 00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:12,015 (distorted): Just to be safe, Elmo play with you at least 500 yards 310 00:13:12,033 --> 00:13:14,775 -from school or public park... -I'm having trouble hearing you, Elmo. 311 00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,019 -(static noise) -Are you there? 312 00:13:16,037 --> 00:13:17,870 Elmo? Elmo? 313 00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:20,281 Hello? Dammit, I've lost basecamp. 314 00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:23,192 Must be interference from that big storm coming. 315 00:13:23,286 --> 00:13:25,028 (thunder rumbling) 316 00:13:26,031 --> 00:13:27,972 Too dangerous to risk going for help now. 317 00:13:28,124 --> 00:13:30,332 I think we're gonna have to wait it out, Stewie. 318 00:13:30,334 --> 00:13:33,144 Just you and me, and the homeless people 319 00:13:33,296 --> 00:13:35,480 who live and copulate in the playground among children. 320 00:13:35,707 --> 00:13:37,816 Yes, we as a society have clearly just decided 321 00:13:38,043 --> 00:13:39,526 we're gonna roll with that. 322 00:13:43,715 --> 00:13:45,806 (Peter sniffs) 323 00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:47,733 Peter, what are you doing? 324 00:13:47,886 --> 00:13:49,402 Well, you know how you told me to give up the '80s 325 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,996 and find a whole different decade to be into? 326 00:13:52,223 --> 00:13:54,815 -No, that's not what I-- -Well, I'm doin' the 1920s! 327 00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:58,711 Not 'cause of legal cocaine but mostly 'cause of legal cocaine. 328 00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:00,988 (sniffs) 329 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:04,217 Time to design a very stupid flying contraption. 330 00:14:05,995 --> 00:14:08,162 -(plane rattling) -Cocaine plane! 331 00:14:08,256 --> 00:14:10,139 (thunder rumbling) 332 00:14:13,336 --> 00:14:16,913 Um, why is Dad dressed like that now? 333 00:14:16,931 --> 00:14:21,842 Oh, Lord, Peter, did you switch to the 1910s for silent movies? 334 00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,695 (old-timey music plays) 335 00:14:23,846 --> 00:14:26,322 ♪ 336 00:14:32,597 --> 00:14:34,113 (groans) Enough of this! 337 00:14:34,265 --> 00:14:36,933 Oh, you are so damned exhausting, Peter! 338 00:14:36,951 --> 00:14:39,435 Just 'cause you stop being crazy about one decade 339 00:14:39,454 --> 00:14:41,546 doesn't mean you have to be crazy about another! 340 00:14:41,697 --> 00:14:45,108 How about you just be a normal human being for once?! 341 00:14:45,126 --> 00:14:47,552 Huh? Just be a-- be a husband to your wife! 342 00:14:47,779 --> 00:14:49,779 Be a father to your children! 343 00:14:49,797 --> 00:14:51,205 You're right, Lois. 344 00:14:51,299 --> 00:14:53,040 No matter how hard I try, 345 00:14:53,134 --> 00:14:54,875 I'll never find a decade as good as the '80s, 346 00:14:54,969 --> 00:14:56,318 like you just said just now. 347 00:14:56,346 --> 00:14:58,137 No, again, that's not at all what I... 348 00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,231 I need to be alone. 349 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,141 If anyone calls, I'll be in the '70s 350 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,961 doing the might-as-well-be-legal cocaine. 351 00:15:05,980 --> 00:15:09,157 ANNOUNCER: Cocaine: the winner of the war on drugs. 352 00:15:13,138 --> 00:15:15,062 Thank you for taking care of me, Doug. 353 00:15:15,156 --> 00:15:17,807 Look, Stewie, I want to apologize. 354 00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:19,308 You do? For what? 355 00:15:19,402 --> 00:15:22,236 For always showing you up and just being a jerk. 356 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:25,481 I think I'm just intimidated by your brilliance. 357 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:28,092 Plus, it's so great you've only got nine hairs. 358 00:15:28,319 --> 00:15:29,669 It probably takes you three seconds 359 00:15:29,821 --> 00:15:30,762 to get ready in the morning. 360 00:15:30,913 --> 00:15:32,655 Me, I've got this whole head of hair. 361 00:15:32,674 --> 00:15:35,082 That's not quite as nice as you meant for it to sound, 362 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:37,435 but since we're confessing our insecurities... 363 00:15:37,586 --> 00:15:40,754 I'm not exactly the, um, I don't know, 364 00:15:40,848 --> 00:15:43,182 "slick cucumber" everyone thinks I am. 365 00:15:43,334 --> 00:15:45,259 -"Slick cucumber"? -I mean, sure, 366 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,520 maybe on the outside, but I can only wish I had 367 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:51,765 -that slick cucumber deep inside-- -I'm getting lost, here, Stewie. 368 00:15:51,859 --> 00:15:53,176 Like, sometimes I mention having 369 00:15:53,269 --> 00:15:55,178 a supermodel girlfriend in Norway. 370 00:15:55,271 --> 00:15:57,604 Well I-- I'm gonna be honest, um, 371 00:15:57,699 --> 00:15:59,273 she's not a supermodel. 372 00:15:59,367 --> 00:16:01,275 She's basically mid-level, at best. 373 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,869 Like, she's kind of a pocket client at some agencies, 374 00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:05,705 but it's so political over there in Sweden. 375 00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,690 Thought you said Norway. 376 00:16:07,709 --> 00:16:09,783 Meanwhile, you're this cool kid on the block. 377 00:16:09,877 --> 00:16:11,711 You're all confident. You can snap. 378 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,196 You mean this? 379 00:16:13,289 --> 00:16:15,548 Yeah, that's like bloody witchcraft to me. 380 00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:17,383 Anyway, deep down, I... 381 00:16:17,535 --> 00:16:19,719 I-I've always wanted your approval. 382 00:16:19,871 --> 00:16:22,129 But now, tonight, 383 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:25,374 you've given me something much more valuable: 384 00:16:25,393 --> 00:16:26,693 your friendship. 385 00:16:27,803 --> 00:16:30,379 -Here. You can have it. -What? 386 00:16:30,398 --> 00:16:32,048 I don't need the Frisbee anymore. 387 00:16:32,066 --> 00:16:34,325 Take it, friend. 388 00:16:35,887 --> 00:16:37,996 ♪ 389 00:16:44,729 --> 00:16:47,321 I won, everyone! I won! 390 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,899 Other kids, Stewie lost, 391 00:16:49,917 --> 00:16:52,068 and he deserves our ridicule! 392 00:16:52,161 --> 00:16:53,344 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait! 393 00:16:53,571 --> 00:16:55,662 DOUG: And there was a weird cucumber thing! 394 00:16:55,757 --> 00:16:57,073 That son of a bitch. 395 00:16:57,166 --> 00:17:00,643 Come back here! (grunting) 396 00:17:03,598 --> 00:17:06,082 Oh, you can do it, Stewie, for sure. 397 00:17:06,175 --> 00:17:10,102 Free your foot, and together we will bump wieners. 398 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:13,013 But it's stuck, Norwegian Mid-Level Model Girlfriend. 399 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:16,259 Oh, just untie your shoe, is how. 400 00:17:16,352 --> 00:17:17,702 Oh! Duh! 401 00:17:19,430 --> 00:17:21,855 Stewie, when will you free me 402 00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,766 from this thought bubble hell? 403 00:17:23,785 --> 00:17:24,950 Not for a while. 404 00:17:25,103 --> 00:17:27,336 I may need you if I run for office. 405 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,632 (thunder rumbling) 406 00:17:32,868 --> 00:17:35,035 -Stewie! -You were manipulating me. 407 00:17:35,129 --> 00:17:37,296 You were only being nice to get the Frisbee! 408 00:17:37,448 --> 00:17:41,708 Sorry, Stewie, but all's fair in love and jungle gyms. 409 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,394 (grunting) 410 00:17:45,790 --> 00:17:47,690 (thunder rumbling) 411 00:17:51,296 --> 00:17:52,528 Ha! 412 00:17:53,798 --> 00:17:55,722 -Wh-Wh-Whoa! (screams) -Doug! 413 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,117 (screaming) 414 00:18:00,321 --> 00:18:02,154 Please hang on, Stewie! 415 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,730 I've got this, my friend. 416 00:18:03,825 --> 00:18:07,251 This is when that slick cucumber deep inside of me comes out. 417 00:18:07,478 --> 00:18:10,571 -Oh... okay. -(phone ringing) 418 00:18:10,665 --> 00:18:13,649 You're gonna hate me, but I really need to take this. 419 00:18:13,742 --> 00:18:14,333 Don't you dare! 420 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:15,760 But it might be Bruce Lee 421 00:18:15,911 --> 00:18:18,504 finally calling to admit that I'm the best at kung fu! 422 00:18:18,656 --> 00:18:21,132 -(line ringing) -This is your one chance, Stewie. 423 00:18:21,359 --> 00:18:23,843 I will not call you a second time. 424 00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:26,145 ♪ 425 00:18:30,426 --> 00:18:33,169 Who am I if I can't reference the '80s? 426 00:18:33,187 --> 00:18:36,447 If I can't live in the past, there's no future for me. 427 00:18:36,599 --> 00:18:39,784 Boy, who knew when you stop doing cocaine, 428 00:18:39,935 --> 00:18:42,161 -you get depressed? -MAN: Peter. 429 00:18:44,682 --> 00:18:48,459 (gasps) The ghost of '80s film director John Hughes? 430 00:18:48,611 --> 00:18:52,296 Yes, Peter. I've come to tell you that Lois is right. 431 00:18:52,448 --> 00:18:54,874 You need to let the '80s go. 432 00:18:55,026 --> 00:18:56,542 But... I don't understand. 433 00:18:56,694 --> 00:18:59,362 Listen, when we were making art in the 1980s, 434 00:18:59,455 --> 00:19:02,140 we were just having fun and trying new things. 435 00:19:02,367 --> 00:19:04,642 Stop recreating the '80s, Peter. 436 00:19:04,793 --> 00:19:05,792 They're gone. 437 00:19:05,887 --> 00:19:08,462 Get out there and make your own '80s. 438 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,814 Today. 439 00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:12,441 ♪ 440 00:19:15,304 --> 00:19:18,138 After all, life moves pretty fast. 441 00:19:18,232 --> 00:19:20,491 If you don't stop and look around once in a while, 442 00:19:20,718 --> 00:19:23,219 -you could miss it. -Ah! Like the movie! 443 00:19:23,312 --> 00:19:24,978 I have to go, Peter. 444 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:27,223 -Goodbye. -Wait! Wait! 445 00:19:27,241 --> 00:19:28,240 You want to know my favorite thing 446 00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,059 from any of your movies ever? 447 00:19:30,152 --> 00:19:32,336 -Was it the giant pancake? -Yes, the giant pancake! 448 00:19:32,563 --> 00:19:34,730 In heaven, are the pancakes big 449 00:19:34,749 --> 00:19:35,989 like they are in Uncle Buck ? 450 00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,175 I wouldn't know, Peter. 451 00:19:37,326 --> 00:19:39,568 I'm currently frying in hell. 452 00:19:39,587 --> 00:19:42,738 What?! But-but you were pretty good. 453 00:19:42,757 --> 00:19:47,226 You have to be very good! 454 00:19:50,264 --> 00:19:52,982 Doug, I can't hold on much longer. 455 00:19:53,842 --> 00:19:55,008 (grunting) 456 00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:57,010 It's been an honor, friend. 457 00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,070 (both cry out) 458 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:02,091 Oh. W-We weren't... we weren't very high up there. 459 00:20:02,184 --> 00:20:04,593 No, I guess it just seemed higher to us, 460 00:20:04,612 --> 00:20:06,871 because of perspective and what-have-you. 461 00:20:07,098 --> 00:20:09,540 At any rate... Hey, gang? Gang! 462 00:20:09,767 --> 00:20:10,766 Here's your Frisbee. 463 00:20:10,785 --> 00:20:13,436 Stewie and I got it... 464 00:20:13,454 --> 00:20:16,214 -together. -Yes. Together. 465 00:20:16,441 --> 00:20:18,049 We're different kids from before, 466 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,426 so that means nothing to us. 467 00:20:26,634 --> 00:20:29,452 -We had quite the adventure. -Yes, we did. 468 00:20:29,545 --> 00:20:31,395 And at the end of it all, I, uh... 469 00:20:31,547 --> 00:20:32,879 I hope we've come to see each other 470 00:20:32,974 --> 00:20:34,881 through slightly different eyes. 471 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,400 We certainly have. 472 00:20:36,552 --> 00:20:37,643 Hey, who knows? 473 00:20:37,795 --> 00:20:39,987 Maybe someday they'll make a movie about us. 474 00:20:41,632 --> 00:20:44,467 ANNOUNCER: This summer, don't miss Jungle Gym Mountain, 475 00:20:44,485 --> 00:20:46,652 starring Chris Pine as Doug... 476 00:20:46,804 --> 00:20:47,728 What? 477 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,581 ...and Paul Giamatti as Stewie. 478 00:20:50,733 --> 00:20:51,807 Come on! 479 00:20:51,826 --> 00:20:53,993 Help. I crapped my pants, 480 00:20:54,145 --> 00:20:56,903 -and I'm afraid of heights. -I'm out of here. 481 00:20:56,923 --> 00:21:00,499 And Chris Hemsworth as Thought Bubble Girlfriend. 482 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,426 I'll give it a shot. 483 00:21:02,653 --> 00:21:04,553 ♪