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♪♪ It seems today
that all you see ♪♪

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♪♪ Is violence in movies
and sex on TV ♪♪

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♪♪ But where are those good
old-fashioned values ♪♪

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♪♪ On which we used to rely? ♪♪

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♪♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪♪

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♪♪ Lucky there's a man who
positively can do ♪♪

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♪♪ All the things
that make us ♪♪

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♪♪ Laugh and cry ♪♪

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♪♪ He's...
a... fam... ily... guy! ♪♪

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Hi, Chris.

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( breathing heavily )

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H-Hi, Barbara.

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I'm having a birthday party
next week.

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I was hoping
you could come.

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Oh, no!

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Someone peed
in my pants!

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( giggling )

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You're funny.

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Well, I hope
you can make it.

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Your friend's
birthday party

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sounds like
fun, Chris.

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Yeah, but I hope
for your sake

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the cake's better
than the last party I went to.

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( screaming )

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Oh, God!

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Coconut.

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I want to get Barbara
a really nice gift.

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What kind of gifts
have boys gotten for you, Meg?

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Oh... well, my boyfriend,
Prince William

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got me this beautiful watch
and this diamond tiara

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and this wonderful scepter.

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( tearful laughter )

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( sobbing )

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She needs to get laid, big time.

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Listen, Chris,
I read a book

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saying that women
are from Venus.

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All right, so here's
what you get her:

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thick layers of sulfuric acid,
viscous surface rock and coronae

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which seem to be collapsed domes
over large magma chambers.

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Here's five dollars.

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Well, that's okay, Dad.

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I was thinking
about getting a paper route

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so I could pay
for Barbara's gift myself.

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Oh, well, I think
that's very sweet, honey.

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Oh, boy, I remember
my first job.

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I was in a folk music trio.

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Hey, how about "Here's To You,
Mrs. Fleckenstein?"

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Yeah. You've been
pitching that for an hour

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but it's just not a
very attractive name.

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Oh, oh, fine, fine!

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And I-I suppose
we're also not going

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with "parsley,
sage, rosemary

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and Lowry's
Seasoning Salt"?

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( scoffs )

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That's it.
I'm going to 'Nam.

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Well, hey, there,
young fella.

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Bringing me good news today?

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What?

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Come on over here, son.

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Hand me the paper so I
don't need to use my grabber.

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Mm. That's a nice muscley
throwing arm you got there.

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Uh, thanks.

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Got a nice tip for you
right here in my pocket

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but my arthritis...

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Why don't you reach in there
and fish it out for yourself?

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Oh, that's okay, mister.

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I don't collect till
the end of the month.

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I'll see you tomorrow.

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( quietly ): Weird.

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I hope you like it.

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Wow! Perfume!

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That is so sweet.

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It'll make you smell
like Elizabeth Taylor.

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I guess that means

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you'll smell like
bourbon and Vicodin.

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That's very thoughtful.

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Can I spray some on you?

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Ow! My eyes!

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They're beautiful.

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Oh, just get away
from me, Chris!

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( sobbing ):
I'm so awkward!

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Hey, Muscley Arm.

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Why the long face?

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Oh, it's this girl.

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I can't talk to her.

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It's like girls are a different species
or something.

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Aw, who needs them?

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You like Popsicles?

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Well, sure.

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Then, you need
to come on down

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to the cellar.

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I got a whole freezer
full of Popsicles.

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Mmm...

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No, thanks,
I got to get going.

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Oh, don't make me beg now.

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( laughs )

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You're funny. Bye.

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Get your fat ass back here.

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This is a holdup!
Open the register!

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I can't. It only opens
when you make a sale.

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All right, then give me
one of them horoscope scrolls.

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And some Skittles.

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Financial transaction
benefits you today. Ooh!

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Weird.

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All right, a bike!

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I'm out of here.

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Now, son, your parents
are on their way

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but since time
is a factor here

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we'd like to get
a positive I.D.

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as quickly as possible.

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Are you sure
he can't see me?

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Absolutely,
Chris.

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You're 100% safe.

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Okay. That's him.
Number Six.

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Hi, uh, excuse me, you guys.

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Yeah, I'm here to pick up
my son, Chris Griffin.

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Uh, he's here to finger the guy

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who held up
that convenience store.

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M-Maybe you've seen him.

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His name is Chris Griffin.

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No, wait a second.

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I think I got
a picture of him somewhere.

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Here-Here you go.

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Yeah, you can go ahead
and hang on to that.

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I got a ton of them
at home.

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In-In fact, I was going
to throw that one out anyway

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'cause Chris messed it up
by writing his school schedule

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and a list of his fears
all over the back of it.

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Oh, we're so proud
of you, Chris

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for helping to put that
horrible man in jail.

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Geez, you-you couldn't have said
it was Celine Dion, huh?

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O-Our one chance to put
that showboating, Canadian wench

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behind bars, and you blow it.

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TV ANNOUNCER:
We now return to:

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By-By the third season

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I was completely wasted
all the time.

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I-I'd lost all control
of my bodily functions.

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They had to cut the crap out
of my fur before each taping.

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But, uh,
would I do it all again?

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We interrupt this program
for a breaking news story.

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We now go live to the Rhode
Island State Penitentiary

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where Asian reporter
Tricia Takanawa is standing by.

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Tricia?

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Tom, I'm outside
this maximum-security facility

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where a ruthless thug
has engineered a daring escape.

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Sir, do you
have any plans

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now that you're
out of jail?

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Yeah. I'm going to go
bang my girlfriend

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and then I'm going to kill
Chris Griffin!

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Good Lord!

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Can they really say
"bang my girlfriend"

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on TV?

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You want to remove
us from the area?

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Yes, ma'am. This criminal

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will stop at nothing
to find your son.

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So, we're placing your family

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in the witness
protection program.

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Oh, is Europe an option?

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I say, I've always wanted

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to spend a year in Prague
teaching English.

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You know, slacking off a bit

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but really getting
to know myself.

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Well, until we catch this guy

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you'll be relocated
to the Deep South.

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( all groaning )

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The Deep South?

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Isn't that the place where
the black guys are really lazy

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and all the white guys
are just as lazy

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but they're mad at the
black guys for being so lazy?

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Jenkins and I have
been assigned to live here

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and watch your house
while you're gone

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even though
he's a slovenly liberal

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and I'm a fastidious
conservative.

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( singsong :
I smell a sitcom.

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I suggest you start
packing immediately.

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I can't believe I have to
change schools because of you.

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This is all your fault, Lardo.

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Me? I had nothing
to do with it.

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No, I meant Chris.

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Oh.

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Yeah, Lardo.

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Look, everybody,
here we are.

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The town of Bumblescum.

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This is our house?

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Oh, come on, Meg.

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I bet if we fixed
it up a little bit

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it could be
a piece of crap.

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Ugh, what's that smell?

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It's either bad meat
or good cheese.

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There's a penny
underneath that couch.

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( screams )

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Somebody's in the closet!

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You know you're
a redneck

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when your gun rack
has a gun rack on it.

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You suck!

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Oh, my.

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Well, it's too hot
to cook anyway.

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Peter, what's the upstairs like?

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There's a crunchberry
underneath the fridge.

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Mom, Chris found a jar
in the basement

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and it has a hand in it.

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I'm going to plant it and see
if a human grows.

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Well, at least
the TV gets decent reception.

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Huh. Must be some kind
of nature show.

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( screaming ):
Help, help!

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Get it off! Get it off!

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MEG:
Great.

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We're here five minutes

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and Dad gets mauled
by a rodent.

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This place is horrible.

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Okay, now,
everybody calm down.

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We don't know anything
about this community.

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I bet if we
explore the town

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we'll each find something about
it we like.

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You know,
that's a great idea, Lois.

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I just got to hit the can.

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I think
there's just an outhouse, Peter.

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Hey, uh, Lois,
I don't get how this works.

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It's just a hole.

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I don't think it goes anywhere.

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No, it definitely doesn't
go anywhere.

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Ugh! Oh, God!

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Oh, it's everywhere!

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Aah, it's in my raccoon wounds!

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Oh, God!

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Excuse me, do you
have an ATM?

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Over there, ma'am.

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How much you want to take out?

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$40.

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There's a service charge
of a buck fifty.

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You'll accept?

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Yes.

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Mmm... you smell like the inside

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of my mama's purse.

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( laughs weakly )

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Thank you.

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What are those dulcet tones?

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Why, this is the music
of the angels.

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What is that magical device?

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Banjo.

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Pluck that string.

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( note plays )

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Oh, I feel so deliciously
white trash!

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Mommy, I want a mullet!

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All right,
that about does it.

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Isn't she
beautiful, Brian?

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The Duke boys would be proud,
Peter.

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Yeah, and you got to get in

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through the window like this.

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Okay, now you.

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Oh, sorry.

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I forgot to
roll yours down.

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You all right?

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Hello?

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Wake up,
sleepy head.

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Hi.

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Hi.

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Are you mad
at that pond?

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Shoot, no.

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'Course this pond did
kill my grandpappy.

261
00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:42,082
He saw his reflection
in the water

262
00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:44,793
thought it was him and drowned,
trying to save himself.

263
00:09:44,877 --> 00:09:47,087
That's why my mom doesn't let me
look in the toilet.

264
00:09:47,171 --> 00:09:48,213
I'm Sam.

265
00:09:48,297 --> 00:09:49,298
I'm Chris.

266
00:09:49,381 --> 00:09:51,717
Sam, come on in now.

267
00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:55,095
Well, I got to go help my daddy
bring in the mud harvest.

268
00:09:55,179 --> 00:09:57,681
Nice making your
acquaintance, Chris.

269
00:09:57,973 --> 00:10:00,267
Oh, my God, I'm drowning!

270
00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:04,479
RADIO DEEJAY:
And that was Merle Haggard

271
00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:06,356
with "I Kissed My Sweetie
With My Fist."

272
00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:07,774
Coming up next...

273
00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:08,859
All right,
there's one.

274
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:09,943
Let's jump that.

275
00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:16,241
Yeeee-haaw!

276
00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:19,786
Oh, that was great.

277
00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:21,663
Hey, next time, let's get Meg
to be Boss Hogg

278
00:10:21,747 --> 00:10:22,915
and Chris can be Anus.

279
00:10:22,998 --> 00:10:23,999
Enos.
What did I say?

280
00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:25,083
Anus.

281
00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:26,168
( laughs )

282
00:10:29,338 --> 00:10:32,049
All right, class, we have
a new student joining us.

283
00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:35,594
Everyone, please welcome
Megan Griffin from the North.

284
00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:37,346
Ooh... Aah...
Ooh... Aah...

285
00:10:37,429 --> 00:10:38,722
What's it like up there?

286
00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,349
Y'all got them
talking pictures?

287
00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:41,558
And flying machines?

288
00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:43,310
And perfume for your armpits?

289
00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:44,770
We sure do.

290
00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:46,063
Ooh... Aah...
Ooh... Aah...

291
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,272
All right, class.

292
00:10:47,356 --> 00:10:49,233
That's enough questions
for Megan.

293
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,401
Time to hand back
last week's spelling tests.

294
00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:53,695
And it looks like Oinky
set the curve again.

295
00:10:53,779 --> 00:10:54,821
Oh, dang it.

296
00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:56,031
That is some smart pig.

297
00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:57,366
Good thing I copied
off of Oinky.

298
00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:00,953
Ta-dah!

299
00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:02,579
Possum surprise!

300
00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:04,873
Actually, I made it
with Shake-'n'-Bake.

301
00:11:04,957 --> 00:11:06,500
And I helped.

302
00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:07,918
Kids, where's
your father?

303
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:11,213
PETER AND BRIAN:
Yeee-haaw!

304
00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:13,841
Oh, Peter, what the hell
are you doing?

305
00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:14,925
I'm blending in.

306
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,426
Relax, Lois.
It's not our house.

307
00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:17,970
Well, I'm glad
you're having fun

308
00:11:18,095 --> 00:11:19,346
but we need some
money coming in.

309
00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:21,181
Have you thought about
looking for a job?

310
00:11:21,265 --> 00:11:22,683
Yes, Lois, I have.

311
00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:25,477
But I've also thought about
getting fired from that job.

312
00:11:25,561 --> 00:11:28,063
Is that something you want
to put our family through?

313
00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,315
Think about that
while I get myself a drink.

314
00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:31,525
Ah, ah! Oh, God!

315
00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:32,818
( screaming )

316
00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:36,154
It's right up here
past this clearing.

317
00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:38,240
He's been here
about three months now.

318
00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:39,449
Wow!

319
00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:41,493
Where do you think
you go when you die?

320
00:11:41,577 --> 00:11:44,788
I learnt at church that if
you're good, you go to heaven.

321
00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:46,957
But if you're bad,
you go to a place

322
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,168
where the dead believe
they're still living

323
00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:52,171
and they pray for death,
but death won't come.

324
00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:53,297
UPN?

325
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,381
( laughing )

326
00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:55,632
You're funny.

327
00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:57,092
I like you, Chris.

328
00:11:57,176 --> 00:11:58,635
I like you, too, Sam.

329
00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:00,262
Want to poke him?

330
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:01,555
Do I?!

331
00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:04,850
You know, it's true.

332
00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:07,436
The best things in life
really are free.

333
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,856
I don't know, Brian.
Maybe Lois is right.

334
00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:12,983
Maybe it is time
for me to get a job.

335
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,068
Yeah, too bad you always blow it
in the interview.

336
00:12:15,152 --> 00:12:18,155
So, Peter, where do you see yourself
in five years?

337
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,616
Don't say doing your wife.
Don't say doing your wife.

338
00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:21,742
Doing your...

339
00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:23,994
...son?

340
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,496
Hey, Brian,
look at that.

341
00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:28,957
Y'all interested?

342
00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:30,334
We just take turns
being the Sheriff.

343
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:31,418
It's real easy.

344
00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:32,586
You just hang out here

345
00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:33,837
eat some pie and get drunk.

346
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:34,963
Wait, hold on a second.

347
00:12:35,047 --> 00:12:38,717
"Pie"? "Drunk"? "The"?

348
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,135
You got yourself a sheriff.

349
00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:43,931
Boy, it's so quiet
around here.

350
00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:45,015
I know.

351
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:48,018
The-the phone hasn't
rang all day.

352
00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:49,269
I-I know.

353
00:12:49,353 --> 00:12:52,648
There's nothing,
nothing to, um...

354
00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:56,151
to, uh...

355
00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:58,529
um...

356
00:12:58,612 --> 00:13:01,740
uh, oh, boy, what's the word
I'm looking for?

357
00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:02,824
...do.

358
00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:04,576
Uh, Brian, you-you're drunk.

359
00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:05,661
You're drunk.

360
00:13:05,744 --> 00:13:07,162
Give me your keys.

361
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:10,332
What is this, Dad?

362
00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:12,000
A Southern
tradition, son.

363
00:13:12,084 --> 00:13:14,044
It's a reenactment
of the Civil War.

364
00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:17,047
Robert E. Lee.

365
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,674
I knew I'd find you here

366
00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:21,009
where they seat
the sorry-ass losers.

367
00:13:21,093 --> 00:13:22,553
( laughs drunkenly )

368
00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:25,806
Ulysses S. Grant,
you invite me to lunch

369
00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:28,392
then show up an hour late,
drunk?

370
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:31,728
I was busy looking for your wife
to give her the old...

371
00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:33,313
( babbles incoherently )

372
00:13:33,397 --> 00:13:35,774
Sir, this means war.

373
00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:37,609
I am vanquished.

374
00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:42,531
I hereby declare victory in the name
of the Confederacy.

375
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:44,741
( cheering )

376
00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:46,243
Uh, excuse me.

377
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,412
Uh, I don't think
that's how it happened.

378
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:49,913
I'm pretty sure the North won.

379
00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:51,540
What are you saying, fella?

380
00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:54,293
I'm saying that drunken idiot
kicked your sorry asses

381
00:13:54,418 --> 00:13:55,919
south of the
Donna Dixon line.

382
00:13:56,128 --> 00:13:58,672
We don't take too kindly
to that sort of talk, Mister.

383
00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:00,048
And I sure
as shoot don't want

384
00:14:00,132 --> 00:14:01,675
your kid hanging around
with my kid.

385
00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:04,094
And if you think
I'm mad now

386
00:14:04,178 --> 00:14:06,305
you got to answer
to them Civil War survivors.

387
00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:08,557
( grumbling and growling)

388
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:09,641
Uh, uh, uh, wait!

389
00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:10,726
Look over there!

390
00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:12,394
It's a newly married
interracial gay couple

391
00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:13,770
burning the American flag.

392
00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:18,400
Get him!

393
00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:23,405
I guess we can't
hang out anymore.

394
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:24,907
Guess not.

395
00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:27,784
That sucks, 'cause I really
like spending time with you.

396
00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:29,077
Me, too.

397
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,039
( groaning )

398
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:33,665
What are you doing?

399
00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:41,757
WAYLON JENNINGS: Now, them Griffin boys
better grow some wings

400
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,300
or start flapping their arm.

401
00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:50,933
Lost them!

402
00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:52,309
Dad-blasted
Lincoln lovers.

403
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,435
Anyone seen my foot?

404
00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:56,980
Man, was last night weird.

405
00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:58,482
I kissed a boy.

406
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,443
But the truth is,
I really like him as a friend.

407
00:15:01,527 --> 00:15:02,611
His name is Sam.

408
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:03,946
You kissed Sam
last night?

409
00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:05,113
How did you know?

410
00:15:05,197 --> 00:15:06,406
Well, you're saying it out loud.

411
00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:07,616
I could hear you
in the other room.

412
00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:09,034
The weird thing is

413
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,953
kissing Sam
kind of felt right.

414
00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:13,413
But I don't know if
I can face him again.

415
00:15:13,497 --> 00:15:14,957
Brian, what should I do?

416
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,918
I haven't been this confused
since the end of No Way Out.

417
00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:22,798
How does Kevin Costner
keep getting work?

418
00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:28,554
Oh, how do I shoot?
How do I shoot?

419
00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:29,972
Push "B"! "B" button!

420
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,181
( knocking )

421
00:15:31,265 --> 00:15:32,683
Telegram for Chris Griffin.

422
00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:34,101
Oh, he's not here.

423
00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:35,310
Well, where is he?

424
00:15:35,394 --> 00:15:36,979
I can't release
that information.

425
00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:39,189
Oh, uh, did I say Chris?

426
00:15:39,273 --> 00:15:40,649
I meant Chris's sister.

427
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:43,193
Oh. Oh, well, if it's for Meg,
that's a whole other story.

428
00:15:43,277 --> 00:15:44,903
Here's her address.

429
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:46,280
What are you doing?

430
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:47,781
You were busy,
so I played your guy.

431
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,575
Fine, I didn't want
to play, anyway.

432
00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:51,159
Well, then, it worked
out for everybody.

433
00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:52,786
I'm going to draw boobs
on the Etch-A-Sketch.

434
00:15:52,870 --> 00:15:53,912
Go ahead, they always
come out square.

435
00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:57,040
Oh, hi, Chris.

436
00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:58,208
Hey.

437
00:15:58,292 --> 00:15:59,543
Um, listen, Sam

438
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,879
I like hanging out
with you and all.

439
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:05,007
It's just that I don't want
a romantic relationship.

440
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:07,217
But I'd like it if
we could still be friends.

441
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:08,510
I'd like that, too.

442
00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:09,595
Want to go for a swim?

443
00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:10,846
Sure.

444
00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:15,017
( gasps )

445
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,268
You're a girl!

446
00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:17,519
Of course I am.

447
00:16:17,603 --> 00:16:19,021
Oh, my God!

448
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:26,278
Warm out today.

449
00:16:26,445 --> 00:16:28,405
Warm yesterday.

450
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,657
Even warmer today.

451
00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:32,659
( playing bluegrass song )

452
00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:34,244
♪♪ Met her on my CB ♪♪

453
00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:36,205
♪♪ Said her name was Mimi ♪♪

454
00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:38,665
♪♪ Sounded like an angel
come to earth ♪♪

455
00:16:38,749 --> 00:16:39,875
♪♪ Come to earth ♪♪

456
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:41,293
♪♪ When I went to meet her ♪♪

457
00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:43,003
♪♪ Man, you should
have seen her ♪♪

458
00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:45,255
♪♪ Twice as tall as me,
three times the girth ♪♪

459
00:16:45,339 --> 00:16:46,590
♪♪ Girth ♪♪

460
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,550
♪♪ Oh, my fat baby
loves to eat ♪♪

461
00:16:48,634 --> 00:16:49,801
♪♪ Loves to eat ♪♪

462
00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:51,220
♪♪ A big old Buddha belly♪

463
00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:52,804
♪♪ And her breasts
swing past her feet ♪♪

464
00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:54,348
♪♪ Feet ♪♪

465
00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:56,558
♪♪ My fat baby loves to eat ♪♪
♪♪ Mmm ♪♪

466
00:16:56,642 --> 00:16:59,186
♪♪ My big old fat-ass baby
loves to eat. ♪♪

467
00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:03,315
I got blisters on me fingers!

468
00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:07,361
A drop more
of the 'shine, my dear?

469
00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:08,612
Yes, please.

470
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,489
You know, the kids
are going to be

471
00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:12,241
at that town social
for a while.

472
00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:14,493
I think I know
where you're going.

473
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:16,370
( laughter )

474
00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:17,955
( yelling )

475
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,456
Oh, God!

476
00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:20,582
( phone rings )

477
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:21,792
Hello?

478
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:22,876
Hello, Mrs. Griffin?

479
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:24,336
Yeah. Shh! Shut up!

480
00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:25,629
You guys, shut up!

481
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,923
Yeah, hi, this is the FBI,
calling from your house.

482
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,258
Oh, God, oh, God!

483
00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:30,634
Hi, how is everything?

484
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,636
Good, good,
real good, real good.

485
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:35,264
Listen, uh,
promise you won't be mad

486
00:17:35,347 --> 00:17:37,391
and it's probably nothing...

487
00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:39,059
Giggedy-giggedy-giggedy.

488
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:40,811
...but, um, you know that
criminal who's after your son?

489
00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:42,813
Yeah, he might know
where you guys are.

490
00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:44,022
What?

491
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:45,190
Peter, that criminal

492
00:17:45,274 --> 00:17:47,025
is on his way here
to kill Chris!

493
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:48,402
We got to call the Sheriff.

494
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:49,945
Holy crap, I'm on it, Lois.

495
00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:51,071
( phone rings )

496
00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:52,322
Sheriff's office.

497
00:17:52,406 --> 00:17:54,074
Yes, hello, this is
Peter Griffin.

498
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:55,951
I'd like to report
a dangerous criminal

499
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:57,202
who may be
coming into town.

500
00:17:57,286 --> 00:17:59,037
I'm sorry, could you
repeat your name?

501
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:00,330
Yes, it's Peter Griffin.

502
00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:02,249
G-r-i-f-f-i-n.

503
00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,001
Wait a minute,
you're the Sheriff?

504
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,711
Hang on one sec, honey,
I'm on the phone.

505
00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:06,795
Who's that?
My wife.

506
00:18:06,879 --> 00:18:08,338
Peter, Chris is in danger.

507
00:18:08,422 --> 00:18:09,464
Do something.

508
00:18:09,548 --> 00:18:11,300
Round up a posse.

509
00:18:11,383 --> 00:18:13,802
Yeah, well, see, I kind of
pissed off the whole town

510
00:18:13,886 --> 00:18:15,804
at that Civil War
reenactment.

511
00:18:15,888 --> 00:18:17,472
Oh, what are
we going to do?

512
00:18:17,556 --> 00:18:18,807
I don't know, Lois

513
00:18:18,891 --> 00:18:21,435
but I feel lower than
a bowlegged caterpillar.

514
00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:22,644
( chuckling )

515
00:18:22,728 --> 00:18:23,979
Now here's Roy.

516
00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:27,107
( music plays )

517
00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:30,944
Sure is a ding-dang
of a hoedown.

518
00:18:31,028 --> 00:18:32,571
Nuh-uh, this here is
a hootenanny.

519
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:33,697
-Hoedown!
-Hootenanny!

520
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:34,865
-Hoedown!
-Hootenanny!

521
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,074
-Hoedown!
-Hootenanny!

522
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:38,076
( grunting )

523
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:42,247
Thank you,
thank you very much, thank you.

524
00:18:42,331 --> 00:18:44,917
Oh, and to the owner
of a John Deere tractor

525
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,085
you're parked on top of a pig.

526
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:49,588
John Deere tractor
on top of a pig.

527
00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:51,340
Sam, can I talk to you?

528
00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:53,967
Sure, but why aren't you
looking at me?

529
00:18:54,051 --> 00:18:55,928
Well, that's the thing, um.

530
00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:57,930
I'm no good at
talking to girls.

531
00:18:58,013 --> 00:18:59,556
That's why
I ran away from you.

532
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,892
Well, you didn't
have trouble talking to me

533
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,644
when you thought
I was a boy.

534
00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:05,020
Yeah, that's true.

535
00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:07,231
Just pretend I'm a boy.

536
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:08,357
Okay.

537
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:09,483
You want to go down

538
00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:11,109
to the Old Town Bridge
and make out?

539
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:12,861
Yes, sir!

540
00:19:12,945 --> 00:19:14,029
And in the city

541
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:16,490
glasses are considered
really sexy.

542
00:19:16,615 --> 00:19:17,950
( oohs and aahs )

543
00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:19,368
Dang, I hope her brother

544
00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:21,119
don't already
have dibs on her.

545
00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:23,539
Meg, where's Chris?

546
00:19:23,622 --> 00:19:24,623
That criminal's here,
and he's after him.

547
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:26,124
He's down by
the Old Town Bridge.

548
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:30,879
You know, my brother is
the one he's here to kill.

549
00:19:30,963 --> 00:19:32,089
( Southern accent :
My daughter

550
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:33,966
would absolutely love you.

551
00:19:36,552 --> 00:19:38,136
You're so cute.

552
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:40,639
You're like
a skinny Garth Brooks.

553
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:43,225
Aha! I got you now, Griffin.

554
00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:44,309
( squeals )

555
00:19:44,393 --> 00:19:45,602
Not so fast, buddy.

556
00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:47,020
Who are you?

557
00:19:47,104 --> 00:19:49,857
Oh, you can call me
Officer T.J. Hooker.

558
00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:52,317
Sheriff Officer T.J. Hooker.

559
00:19:52,401 --> 00:19:54,903
And this is my deputy,
McMillan and Wife.

560
00:19:54,987 --> 00:19:56,488
Well, I hated T.J. Hooker

561
00:19:56,572 --> 00:19:58,824
and I never actually saw
McMillan and Wife

562
00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:00,576
although I was aware of it.

563
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:01,869
Anyway, you're dead!

564
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:06,081
Ha, you're mine now, fella!

565
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:09,293
( yelling )

566
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:10,836
Ahh! Dad!

567
00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:12,838
Help! Help! Dad!

568
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:15,340
( gunshots )

569
00:20:15,424 --> 00:20:16,550
You folks all right?

570
00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:19,011
Wow, you guys
saved our lives.

571
00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:21,722
And after I said that all
Southern people have bad teeth

572
00:20:21,889 --> 00:20:25,225
and suffer from the gum disease
known as gingivitis.

573
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,852
Well, we take care
of our own

574
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,520
and as long as
y'all live here

575
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:30,022
y'all are
Southerners, too.

576
00:20:30,105 --> 00:20:31,857
Wow, thanks.

577
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,192
It's our pleasure.

578
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:35,068
Sam, I'll see you at home.

579
00:20:35,152 --> 00:20:37,112
You know, I think
the lesson here is

580
00:20:37,196 --> 00:20:39,072
it really doesn't matter
where you're from

581
00:20:39,156 --> 00:20:41,116
as long as we're all
the same religion.

582
00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:45,245
It was great having you
in class, Meg.

583
00:20:45,329 --> 00:20:46,705
Thanks.

584
00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:48,248
I'm really going
to miss everybody.

585
00:20:48,332 --> 00:20:50,000
We didn't have no money
for a present

586
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,877
so we all
just spit in a jar.

587
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,004
I can't believe
you're leaving.

588
00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:55,380
Me either.

589
00:20:55,464 --> 00:20:56,548
I'll be sure to write.

590
00:20:56,632 --> 00:20:58,675
And I'll be sure
to learn to read.

591
00:20:58,759 --> 00:21:00,886
The next time I see
a dead guy

592
00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:02,221
I'm going to poke him

593
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:04,223
twice as hard
for both of us.

594
00:21:11,605 --> 00:21:13,815
Oh, it's so nice
to be home.

595
00:21:13,899 --> 00:21:16,693
You have 113 new messages.

596
00:21:16,777 --> 00:21:18,904
Oh, my.

597
00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:21,782
HERBERT: Uh, yeah,
I was just wondering, uh...

598
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:25,285
hmm... where
the newspaper boy was.

599
00:21:25,369 --> 00:21:26,745
( beep )

600
00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,789
Haven't seen a newspaper
in a couple days.

601
00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:30,749
Wondering if you're ever
going to come back.

602
00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:31,834
( beep )

603
00:21:31,917 --> 00:21:33,210
Guess who?

604
00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:36,672
Sorry to leave you
so many messages.

605
00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:38,549
Just lonely here.

606
00:21:38,632 --> 00:21:41,635
Thinking about
the muscley-arm paperboy.

607
00:21:41,802 --> 00:21:44,304
Wishing he'd come by
and bring me some good news.

608
00:21:44,388 --> 00:21:45,764
( beep )

609
00:21:45,848 --> 00:21:46,974
Where are you?

610
00:21:47,099 --> 00:21:48,684
( beep )

611
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:52,145
You're starting to piss me off,
you little piggly sumbitch.

612
00:21:52,229 --> 00:21:53,230
Call me.