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♪ It seems today
that all you see ♪
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♪ Is violence in movies
and sex on TV ♪
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♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ♪
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♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a man
who positively can do ♪
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♪ All the things that make us ♪
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♪ Laugh and cry ♪
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♪ He's... a...
Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
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♪ Family Guy 14x14 ♪
Underage Peter
Original Air Date on February 21, 2016
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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TV ANNOUNCER: We now return
to Star Trek: Creep Space Nine.
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♪ ♪
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(screams)
Ah! She saw us!
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Warp speed!
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Hey, you guys, you know
that song "Jimmy Crack Corn"?
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Yeah, it's me and Lois'
wedding song-- what about it?
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Well, the whole time the
guy's saying he doesn't care
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that, uh, this Jimmy
fella cracked the corn,
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but yet he wrote
an entire song about it.
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Cared enough
to put pen to paper.
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Are you on vacation?
I am.
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Here's those fries
you ordered.
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And your hot sauce.
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Hot sauce?
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On fries?
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Mm-hmm, oh, yeah.
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Black guys put hot
sauce on everything,
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on account of most of us
been pepper-sprayed
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by the time we're two.
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Can't taste nothing unless
you got that burn on there.
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This stuff ain't that hot.
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Whoo!
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I feel like I'm crying,
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but, like,
out of my neck and back.
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Look at his face.
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He looks like
Oliver Platt
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climbing a flight
of stairs.
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Hey! That's a low blow.
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I'm gonna call the network
and complain.
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Where's the phone?
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WOMAN:
It's upstairs, Oliver!
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Eh, they know what they did.
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Tell you what, Peter.
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I'll give you ten
bucks if you drink
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an entire shot glass
of that hot sauce.
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Let me see the money.
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You-you don't believe
I have ten dollars?
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I think he's afraid.
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Am not!
Prove it.
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Ten bucks.
All right.
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This is for all
the teachers who told me
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I'd never amount
to nothing.
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(coughing, choking)
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Oh, my God!
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That last one was more
caliente than hot.
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But still, holy crap!
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Well, here's your money.
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This is awesome!
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I can get people
to pay me ten bucks
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just for doing stupid stuff?
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Man, I haven't
made money this easy
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since I invented the Yanket!
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Peter, what's wrong?
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Well, I want to masturbate,
but I'm just so darn cold.
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Too bad there's no answer
for that problem.
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But now there is.
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Hi, I'm Peter Griffin,
creator of the Yanket.
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If you're anything like me,
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the number one problem
in your life
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is that you can't masturbate
just anywhere.
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But now you can.
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Introducing the Yanket,
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the only blanket
with built-in decoy arms.
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Our patented process
makes it look like you're...
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holding the remote
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or sipping a beer.
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Meanwhile, your real hands
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are under the blanket,
going to town.
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Peter, what
are you doing?
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Nothing. Let's watch
a Scarlett Johansson movie.
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But wait, there's more!
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We have Yankets
for all occasions:
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Hey, what's going on
under that blanket?
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You'll never know.
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♪ ♪
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All right, you guys.
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I will now do anything
for ten dollars.
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Who's got something for me?
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I got one.
I'll give you ten bucks
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if you wear the same pair
of underwear for a month.
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Pay up.
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Uh, actually,
you owe me $20.
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Ew. Here's $50,
go change your underwear.
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It won't come off.
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Hey, Peter, you want
to earn another ten bucks?
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Course I do.
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Great, I got
a hilarious one.
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I'll give you ten dollars
for your L4 vertebrae.
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(monitor beeping rhythmically)
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So, uh, I guess this means
Peter, you're our Joe now,
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and Joe, you're our Peter.
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That means you got to do
anything for ten bucks.
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Okay.
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I have a request.
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Yay! Joe's chin!
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Hey, Peter, I just
thought of something else
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you could do for ten bucks.
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Yeah, you know...
you know what?
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I... I'm, uh,
think I'm gonna,
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um, upping my price
to $12.50.
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No, you ca...
no, you're locked in at ten.
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Yeah, no renegotiating!
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It was a joke.
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Shut u... Just-just
point me to the thing.
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All right, we're gonna open
this fire hydrant
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and you're gonna drink as
much water from it as you can.
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Chris has Crohn's disease.
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Get down there.
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Don't-don't-don't
tell us that now.
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I think this is how
Anna Nicole Smith died.
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Don't make light of that.
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(fire alarm ringing)
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Holy crap!
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We-we-we got to get out of here!
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Aw, man, the library.
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White Fang?
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This is for ruining
my eighth grade summer!
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(panting)
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(screams)
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(grunting)
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(gunshot)
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He ruined
my summer, too.
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Oh, hey, Bri.
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Still sitting
in chairs, huh?
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What'd your back
ever do to you?
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I'm trying to watch.
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Know what I'm watching?
My core.
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Your body and mind are supposed
to be on the same team.
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Sitting on the hard floor's
good for your back, too.
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Coming up:
female high school teacher
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sleeps with her students.
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Is she hot? Stay tuned.
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But first, the public library
suffered damage this evening
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when an area fat man
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smashed through
the front of the building
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while attempting
a drunken stunt.
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The bus station is expected
to absorb the overflow
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of homeless
armpit-washing ladies.
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Oh, God.
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Peter, is there something
you want to tell me?
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Uh, yeah, every light
in the house is on.
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Did you destroy
the library?
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Did I destroy the library?
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Ha, no, Lois.
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That was television.
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In light of events
at the library,
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we now go live
to a press conference
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at the mayor's residence.
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Good evening, Quahog.
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I'm here tonight
with the deputy mayor.
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Hi, everybody!
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Shut. Up.
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Anyway, these types
of immature, drunken high jinks
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are destroying our town.
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And if we can't trust
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a 42-year-old man
to drink responsibly,
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then I have no choice
but to take action.
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So, as mayor of Quahog,
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I hereby raise the town's
legal drinking age to 50.
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What?
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I can't drink anymore?
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What am I gonna do?
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What do people do
who don't drink?
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I don't know.
Knit?
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Knit? Knit?!
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Are you kidding me?!
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Maybe.
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Um, okay, so it turns out
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I am, like,
crazy good at knitting.
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Good afternoon, I'm Tom Tucker.
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It's day three of Quahog's
new ban on alcohol
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for anybody under 50.
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And if there's one thing
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the new drinking
age law has done,
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it's let us know that women
tell terrible stories.
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Good to see your
eyes open, Tom.
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For more on this story,
we now go to Tricia Takanawa.
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Tricia?
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Joyce, I'm standing here
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on the streets of Quahog,
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where citizens are
feeling the effects
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of the city's new drinking law.
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I was going to bone
my girlfriend,
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but she told me that if
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there wasn't
vanilla vodka involved,
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there was no way.
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I think we just have to trust
our elected officials...
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and Goldman's Pharmacy
is fully stocked on cough syrup,
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which goes great
with ginger ale.
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Well, I do miss drinking,
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but I have used the time
to reconnect with my children
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and I'm actually thinking about
resuming my actuarial practice.
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Oh, my God, he's just
been drunk this whole time?
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This new law sucks.
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And I got to say,
it was kind of uncool
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of Mayor West to call it
"Peter's Law."
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No kidding.
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Now I know how Megan
from "Megan's Law" felt.
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I... I don't... I don't think
you know how she felt.
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I don't know why I didn't
think of this before, guys.
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We'll just go
into the brewery
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after hours and
take some beer.
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Hey, buddy.
It's okay, I work here.
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Aren't you the guy who
cried in that meeting?
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Oh, you know...
you know, I just remembered,
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there's no beer here, l-let's-
let's just, let's just go.
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Peter, why'd you want me
to get us into this prison?
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Because, Joe, everyone
knows that all prisoners
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make bootleg wine
in their toilet.
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We are gonna
get so wasted!
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Oh! Look, right here.
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This one's full of Chardonnay.
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Peter, I don't think that's...
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PETER:
But it was Chardonnay.
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The best Chardonnay
I'd ever had in my life.
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The man who made it,
Curtis "Murder Dog" Williams,
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went on to become
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one of America's
most celebrated vintners.
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JOE:
Hey, Joe here.
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Peter's lying.
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He drank pee-pee.
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Don't worry, guys.
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If we can't buy
alcohol in Quahog,
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we'll just go
to the next town over.
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Sorry, in this town,
you can only buy alcohol
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if you're dressed
head-to-toe in jeans.
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What? Who made that law?
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Our mayor, Jay Leno.
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Have you seen
some of these laws
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they've got now
about denim?
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You know, I say,
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if you don't like it,
you may as well Levi's.
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Who's voting
for these mayors?
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Rhode Island's a mess
from top to bottom.
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I tell you, guys,
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getting alcohol
when you're underage
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isn't as easy as Obama's
daughters make it look.
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What? Is that true?
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I don't know.
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Hey, isn't that
your dog at the bar?
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Hey, Jerome, one more, neat.
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What the hell?
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Why's Jerome serving
booze to Brian?
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I don't know,
but I'm gonna find out.
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(whistles)
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Come here, boy!
Come on!
258
00:09:34,286 --> 00:09:36,152
Hey, what's up?
We going for a ride in the car?!
259
00:09:36,188 --> 00:09:37,887
No, no, I had
a question for you.
260
00:09:37,923 --> 00:09:39,789
Don't ever (bleep) do that
261
00:09:39,825 --> 00:09:41,458
unless you have
a car ride to offer.
262
00:09:41,493 --> 00:09:42,959
Hey, how come you're
allowed to drink?
263
00:09:42,994 --> 00:09:44,093
Yeah, you're not 50.
264
00:09:44,129 --> 00:09:45,295
Uh, actually, I am.
265
00:09:45,330 --> 00:09:47,130
I'm 56 in dog years.
266
00:09:47,165 --> 00:09:49,632
Oh, is that why you got
white pubic hair?
267
00:09:49,668 --> 00:09:51,968
I'll thank you not
to check out my pubic hair.
268
00:09:52,003 --> 00:09:53,670
Well, then don't go
flashing it around.
269
00:09:53,705 --> 00:09:55,939
Put on some underpants,
you crazy old man.
270
00:09:55,974 --> 00:09:58,007
Peter, I think
you're missing the point.
271
00:09:58,043 --> 00:09:59,843
Brian can buy us booze.
272
00:09:59,878 --> 00:10:01,478
Oh, my God,
you're right!
273
00:10:01,513 --> 00:10:03,079
W-Would you do that
for us, Brian?
274
00:10:03,114 --> 00:10:04,080
Sure, why not?
275
00:10:04,115 --> 00:10:05,215
Aw, thank God.
276
00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:06,749
'Cause just sitting here
all sober
277
00:10:06,785 --> 00:10:08,818
is more boring
than watching a pot boil.
278
00:10:08,854 --> 00:10:09,986
Hey, you.
279
00:10:10,021 --> 00:10:10,987
What are you doing?
280
00:10:11,022 --> 00:10:12,022
I like to watch.
281
00:10:12,057 --> 00:10:13,623
I want to watch you boil.
282
00:10:13,658 --> 00:10:15,058
I can't do it
with you watching.
283
00:10:15,093 --> 00:10:16,893
Oh, not even if I do this?
284
00:10:16,928 --> 00:10:17,894
Don't do that...
285
00:10:17,929 --> 00:10:19,362
Oh, God, that's so hot.
286
00:10:19,397 --> 00:10:20,630
Oh, yeah?
287
00:10:20,665 --> 00:10:22,232
Then why don't
I take your top off?
288
00:10:22,267 --> 00:10:23,267
Oh! Oh...
289
00:10:23,301 --> 00:10:24,501
I'm boiling!
I'm boiling!
290
00:10:24,536 --> 00:10:25,702
Yeah.
291
00:10:25,737 --> 00:10:28,037
Now I'm gonna stick
my raw pasta in you.
292
00:10:28,073 --> 00:10:29,506
LOIS: Peter, what's
going on in there?
293
00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:31,074
Making dinner, babe.
294
00:10:31,109 --> 00:10:32,742
♪ Brass Monkey ♪
295
00:10:32,777 --> 00:10:35,211
♪ That funky monkey ♪
296
00:10:35,247 --> 00:10:36,880
♪ Brass Monkey junkie ♪
297
00:10:36,915 --> 00:10:39,516
♪ That funky monkey, Brass... ♪
298
00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:41,551
♪ Got this dance
that's more than real ♪
299
00:10:41,586 --> 00:10:43,553
♪ Drink Brass Monkey,
here's how you feel ♪
300
00:10:43,588 --> 00:10:45,154
♪ You put your left leg down,
your right leg up ♪
301
00:10:45,190 --> 00:10:47,123
♪ Tilt your head back,
let's finish the cup ♪
302
00:10:47,158 --> 00:10:50,059
♪ MCA with the bottle ♪
♪ D rocks the can ♪
303
00:10:50,095 --> 00:10:52,328
♪ Ad-Rock gets nice
with Charlie Chan ♪
304
00:10:52,364 --> 00:10:54,097
♪ We're offered Moet ♪
♪ We don't mind Chivas ♪
305
00:10:54,132 --> 00:10:55,698
♪ Wherever we go,
we bring the Monkey with us ♪
306
00:10:55,734 --> 00:10:57,367
♪ Ad-Rock drinks three ♪
♪ Mike D is D ♪
307
00:10:57,402 --> 00:10:59,002
♪ Double R foots the bill
most definitely ♪
308
00:10:59,037 --> 00:11:01,170
♪ I drink Brass Monkey
and I rock well ♪
309
00:11:01,206 --> 00:11:03,540
♪ I got a castle in Brooklyn,
that's where I dwell ♪
310
00:11:03,575 --> 00:11:05,675
♪ Brass Monkey. ♪
311
00:11:09,034 --> 00:11:11,134
Hey, hey, Brian, Brian.
312
00:11:11,169 --> 00:11:12,902
How would you
like to build,
313
00:11:12,937 --> 00:11:16,072
build a deck right
now with your buddy?
314
00:11:16,107 --> 00:11:18,174
'Cause we got hammers...
315
00:11:18,209 --> 00:11:19,442
the whole deal.
316
00:11:19,477 --> 00:11:20,910
I don't know, man.
It's pretty dark out.
317
00:11:20,945 --> 00:11:22,178
That's okay.
318
00:11:22,213 --> 00:11:23,613
I'll just pull
my car around
319
00:11:23,648 --> 00:11:25,481
and point the
headlights at it.
320
00:11:25,517 --> 00:11:29,118
Did you know that my dad
once called me a mistake?
321
00:11:29,154 --> 00:11:30,720
That's messed up, man.
322
00:11:30,755 --> 00:11:32,021
Wow.
323
00:11:32,057 --> 00:11:33,990
You know, Brian,
hanging out with you
324
00:11:34,025 --> 00:11:36,225
this past week has been awesome.
325
00:11:36,261 --> 00:11:38,394
Yeah, why don't we,
why don't we do this anymore?
326
00:11:38,430 --> 00:11:41,297
We-we-we used to do fun stuff
all the time, you know?
327
00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:43,232
It used to be you and me.
328
00:11:43,268 --> 00:11:45,668
And it always
will be, pal.
329
00:11:45,704 --> 00:11:46,936
Hey, listen, listen.
330
00:11:46,971 --> 00:11:49,539
I want you to be
Meg's godfather.
331
00:11:49,574 --> 00:11:51,074
No, thanks, Peter.
332
00:11:51,109 --> 00:11:53,776
But this here,
we got to keep this going.
333
00:11:53,812 --> 00:11:55,578
I agree, buddy, I agree.
334
00:11:55,613 --> 00:11:58,781
All right, I'm gonna go barf
down the garbage disposal.
335
00:12:00,118 --> 00:12:01,518
Brian, I think
we can get John Mayer
336
00:12:01,553 --> 00:12:03,486
to stop tweeting again,
but we all got to work together.
337
00:12:03,521 --> 00:12:05,555
Oh, my God!
Are you drunk again?
338
00:12:05,590 --> 00:12:08,324
Yeah, I was, I was just hanging
out with my main man, Peter.
339
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:09,926
"Main man"?
340
00:12:09,961 --> 00:12:11,227
"Hanging out"?
341
00:12:11,262 --> 00:12:13,496
Brian, he's only using
you to buy alcohol!
342
00:12:13,531 --> 00:12:14,797
What?
What are, wha...?
343
00:12:14,833 --> 00:12:16,165
What are you,
what are you talking about?
344
00:12:16,201 --> 00:12:18,134
It hasn't dawned on you
that he only started
345
00:12:18,169 --> 00:12:20,370
spending time with you when
the drinking age was raised?
346
00:12:20,405 --> 00:12:22,338
Come on, that's,
that's not true.
347
00:12:22,374 --> 00:12:23,773
(Peter retching)
348
00:12:23,808 --> 00:12:26,876
PETER: Aw, shoot, I puked
in the clean dishes side.
349
00:12:26,911 --> 00:12:29,078
Trust me, as soon as you're
no longer of use to him,
350
00:12:29,114 --> 00:12:30,246
he'll be done with you.
351
00:12:30,281 --> 00:12:31,781
Oh, I get it, I get it.
352
00:12:31,816 --> 00:12:33,216
Okay, you're, you're jealous
353
00:12:33,251 --> 00:12:35,218
'cause I'm spending
all my time with Peter.
354
00:12:35,253 --> 00:12:36,753
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, right.
355
00:12:36,788 --> 00:12:39,522
Yeah, where's my dumb,
morbidly obese friend?
356
00:12:39,557 --> 00:12:40,957
CHRIS: Hey, Stewie,
get in here!
357
00:12:40,992 --> 00:12:43,459
I'm being an '80s
computer hacker!
358
00:12:43,495 --> 00:12:46,429
Come on, baby, show
me what you got.
359
00:12:46,464 --> 00:12:48,731
And we... are in!
360
00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:50,066
All right, I'd better go.
361
00:12:50,101 --> 00:12:53,035
I got to go tell him
"This isn't a game, man."
362
00:12:53,071 --> 00:12:54,937
Brian, do you have
any idea why Peter
363
00:12:54,973 --> 00:12:56,406
was trying to climb
in the dishwasher?
364
00:12:56,441 --> 00:12:58,775
I thought it was
a Tokyo apartment.
365
00:12:58,810 --> 00:13:00,576
Sorry, Lois,
we, uh, we got--
366
00:13:00,612 --> 00:13:02,145
I guess we had
a little too much to drink.
367
00:13:02,180 --> 00:13:03,413
"To drink"?!
368
00:13:03,448 --> 00:13:05,148
It's against the law
for him to do that!
369
00:13:05,183 --> 00:13:06,682
Was Stewie in here?
370
00:13:06,718 --> 00:13:09,585
Was, was he in here?
I... I smell his cologne.
371
00:13:09,621 --> 00:13:10,720
Listen to me, Brian.
372
00:13:10,755 --> 00:13:12,288
No more booze in this house.
373
00:13:12,323 --> 00:13:14,424
You're gonna get us
all in trouble.
374
00:13:14,459 --> 00:13:16,225
Peter, we--
maybe we should find
375
00:13:16,261 --> 00:13:17,927
some place else to get--
to drink.
376
00:13:17,962 --> 00:13:20,263
Yeah, I think you're right.
377
00:13:21,466 --> 00:13:23,566
Hi, we're here
from the '80s FBI.
378
00:13:23,601 --> 00:13:25,668
Somebody here
with a 2,400-baud modem
379
00:13:25,703 --> 00:13:27,303
almost started
World War III.
380
00:13:27,338 --> 00:13:28,638
(Glenn Frey's "The Heat Is On"
starts playing)
381
00:13:28,673 --> 00:13:30,940
Oop, sounds like
they're making an escape.
382
00:13:35,046 --> 00:13:36,879
Hey, you want to see me
run up that slide?
383
00:13:36,915 --> 00:13:39,115
Sure.
384
00:13:39,150 --> 00:13:40,817
(grunts)
385
00:13:40,852 --> 00:13:42,084
Ow, damn it!
386
00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,587
I think my belt buckle
cut my gut!
387
00:13:44,622 --> 00:13:46,856
Hey, Peter,
can I ask you something?
388
00:13:46,891 --> 00:13:48,925
You're not just hanging out
with me because I,
389
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:51,027
I can buy you alcohol, right?
390
00:13:51,062 --> 00:13:53,329
What?! Course not.
We're friends.
391
00:13:53,364 --> 00:13:55,531
Yeah, no, I-I know. That's,
that's, that's what I thought.
392
00:13:55,567 --> 00:13:57,200
And also you bring
me dead birds.
393
00:13:57,235 --> 00:13:58,734
I know Lois gets
mad about it,
394
00:13:58,770 --> 00:14:00,870
but I like using them
to point at things.
395
00:14:00,905 --> 00:14:02,438
Hey, did they
move the bagels?
396
00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:03,940
Yeah, they're right there.
Oh, my God!
397
00:14:03,975 --> 00:14:05,308
What the hell is that?!
398
00:14:05,343 --> 00:14:07,944
This?
This is a pointing bird.
399
00:14:07,979 --> 00:14:09,545
All right, I just saw
a sprinkler come on,
400
00:14:09,581 --> 00:14:11,581
so I'm gonna go bite
at the water a little bit.
401
00:14:13,051 --> 00:14:15,117
Hey, what's
going on here?
402
00:14:15,153 --> 00:14:17,887
Uh, some butthorn's
shining a flashlight on me.
403
00:14:17,922 --> 00:14:20,022
I meant prior to me coming
up and investigating this.
404
00:14:20,058 --> 00:14:21,624
Oh, well, you got
to be clearer, man.
405
00:14:21,659 --> 00:14:22,859
I'm wasted.
406
00:14:22,894 --> 00:14:24,193
Sir, I'm gonna
need to see some I.D.
407
00:14:24,229 --> 00:14:25,795
You look underage.
408
00:14:25,830 --> 00:14:26,963
Just as I suspected.
409
00:14:26,998 --> 00:14:28,030
You're a minor.
410
00:14:28,066 --> 00:14:29,298
It ain't my fault!
411
00:14:29,334 --> 00:14:31,200
Somebody's been buying it
for me and all my friends!
412
00:14:31,236 --> 00:14:32,301
Oh, is that right?
413
00:14:32,337 --> 00:14:33,536
Well, you better
tell me who that is
414
00:14:33,571 --> 00:14:34,804
or you're in a
lot of trouble.
415
00:14:34,839 --> 00:14:36,339
Hey, is this the park
where Boner died?
416
00:14:36,374 --> 00:14:37,773
Wait, wha-what's going on?
417
00:14:37,809 --> 00:14:39,008
That's him, Officer!
418
00:14:39,043 --> 00:14:40,543
That's who's been
buying us the booze!
419
00:14:40,578 --> 00:14:41,477
What?!
420
00:14:41,513 --> 00:14:42,845
You get home, son.
421
00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:44,280
You're lucky I'm letting
you off with a warning.
422
00:14:44,315 --> 00:14:45,781
But you, you're coming with me.
423
00:14:45,817 --> 00:14:46,849
You got to be kidding!
424
00:14:46,885 --> 00:14:48,217
Do you need a ride?
425
00:14:48,253 --> 00:14:50,052
Nah, I'm just gonna stay
here until the sun comes up
426
00:14:50,088 --> 00:14:52,421
and then be the
best at tetherball.
427
00:14:52,457 --> 00:14:54,090
(grunting)
428
00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:55,324
Next!
429
00:15:01,046 --> 00:15:02,545
What are you in for?
430
00:15:02,581 --> 00:15:05,181
I bought some alcohol for
someone I thought was my friend.
431
00:15:05,217 --> 00:15:06,549
How about you?
432
00:15:06,585 --> 00:15:09,219
I threw a bottle of rum through
the window of the Apple Store.
433
00:15:09,254 --> 00:15:11,454
I couldn't remember
me password.
434
00:15:11,490 --> 00:15:13,156
(sighs)
Well, this sucks.
435
00:15:13,191 --> 00:15:14,424
Oh, it's not so bad.
436
00:15:14,459 --> 00:15:16,326
Sometimes they let you
take the good trash home
437
00:15:16,361 --> 00:15:17,560
if you ask nice.
438
00:15:17,596 --> 00:15:19,596
Last week, I got
an old greeting card.
439
00:15:19,631 --> 00:15:21,030
It obviously wasn't for me,
440
00:15:21,066 --> 00:15:23,099
but the imagination's
a hell of a thing.
441
00:15:23,134 --> 00:15:24,868
(tires screech)
442
00:15:24,903 --> 00:15:26,302
Hey, Brian, what
time you get off?
443
00:15:26,338 --> 00:15:28,571
Me and the guys were hoping you
could buy us some more beer.
444
00:15:28,607 --> 00:15:29,739
You can't be serious.
445
00:15:29,774 --> 00:15:31,074
Eh, it's a little
bit serious.
446
00:15:31,109 --> 00:15:32,308
Yeah, I haven't
been drunk in a day.
447
00:15:32,344 --> 00:15:34,544
And I'm not feeling
particularly handsome.
448
00:15:34,579 --> 00:15:36,045
Peter, you're
the reason I'm here!
449
00:15:36,081 --> 00:15:37,947
You totally
sold me out to that cop!
450
00:15:37,983 --> 00:15:39,916
Oh, are we just gonna
play the blame game?
451
00:15:39,951 --> 00:15:41,751
'Cause I got another game
I'd rather play.
452
00:15:41,786 --> 00:15:43,219
Boggle.
453
00:15:43,255 --> 00:15:44,654
Go to hell!
You used me.
454
00:15:44,689 --> 00:15:46,055
That's not
what friends do.
455
00:15:46,091 --> 00:15:47,690
It's what Adam Sandler's
friends do.
456
00:15:47,726 --> 00:15:50,193
Now, if you'll excuse me, I've
got a half a can of hot beer
457
00:15:50,228 --> 00:15:53,029
left in this open container
I've been driving around with.
458
00:15:53,064 --> 00:15:56,232
(glugging)
459
00:15:56,268 --> 00:15:58,434
(belches)
460
00:15:58,470 --> 00:16:00,537
You, too, pig.
461
00:16:00,572 --> 00:16:02,505
Well, I'm not the
smartest man in the world,
462
00:16:02,541 --> 00:16:05,975
but I can always look back on
my life and say I went for it.
463
00:16:06,011 --> 00:16:08,878
Ugh, this seems like a weird
place to even use a condom.
464
00:16:08,914 --> 00:16:11,180
Just shut up, Peter.
I'm done with you, all right?
465
00:16:11,216 --> 00:16:13,182
You completely lied about why
you were hanging out with me.
466
00:16:13,218 --> 00:16:14,417
What?
I never lie.
467
00:16:14,452 --> 00:16:16,352
Well, except for
that one time.
468
00:16:16,388 --> 00:16:17,687
Oh, my God!
469
00:16:17,722 --> 00:16:19,756
My husband's having
a heart attack!
470
00:16:19,791 --> 00:16:21,758
Is anyone here a doctor?!
471
00:16:21,793 --> 00:16:24,060
I have a 13-inch penis!
472
00:16:24,095 --> 00:16:26,162
(applause)
473
00:16:26,197 --> 00:16:27,397
And besides,
I'm sick of you
474
00:16:27,432 --> 00:16:28,665
acting like you're
such a victim.
475
00:16:28,700 --> 00:16:29,832
You agreed to buy us booze,
476
00:16:29,868 --> 00:16:30,967
'cause we weren't old enough.
477
00:16:31,002 --> 00:16:32,368
You're not old enough?!
478
00:16:32,404 --> 00:16:33,970
You're a man
in his 40s!
479
00:16:34,005 --> 00:16:35,905
This whole law
is ridiculous!
480
00:16:35,941 --> 00:16:37,607
Hey, can one of you guys
with elbows
481
00:16:37,642 --> 00:16:39,909
try to get
this truck to honk?
482
00:16:39,945 --> 00:16:41,878
(truck horn honks twice)
483
00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:43,713
Ah, that and giving noogies
484
00:16:43,748 --> 00:16:46,749
is what I miss most
about having elbows.
485
00:16:46,785 --> 00:16:49,118
You know, Brian,
what you said is right.
486
00:16:49,154 --> 00:16:50,753
This law is stupid.
487
00:16:50,789 --> 00:16:51,955
I mean, if it
weren't for that,
488
00:16:51,990 --> 00:16:53,323
we never would've
been in this fight.
489
00:16:53,358 --> 00:16:55,058
Yeah, but what difference
does it make?
490
00:16:55,093 --> 00:16:57,160
It's the law.
Nothing we can do about it.
491
00:16:57,195 --> 00:16:58,461
The hell there's not.
492
00:16:58,496 --> 00:16:59,662
I bet if we worked together
493
00:16:59,698 --> 00:17:01,230
we could find a way
to change it back.
494
00:17:01,266 --> 00:17:02,932
I... I don't know, Peter.
495
00:17:02,968 --> 00:17:05,635
Come on, I know it seems hard,
but we can't just give up.
496
00:17:05,670 --> 00:17:07,870
I mean, what if Thomas
Edison had given up?
497
00:17:07,906 --> 00:17:09,072
Uh, what's that?
498
00:17:09,107 --> 00:17:10,206
What's that thing
you're working on?
499
00:17:10,241 --> 00:17:11,474
Well, it's
a lightbulb and...
500
00:17:11,509 --> 00:17:12,842
A lightbulb!
Lightbulb!
501
00:17:12,877 --> 00:17:14,077
Yeah, I invented that.
502
00:17:14,112 --> 00:17:15,612
Me-- I'm Thomas Edison.
503
00:17:15,647 --> 00:17:16,879
I invented the lightbulb.
504
00:17:16,915 --> 00:17:18,281
Uh, what's it do?
505
00:17:18,316 --> 00:17:20,049
It lights up a room
using electrical...
506
00:17:20,085 --> 00:17:22,318
Lights up a room using
electrical stuff!
507
00:17:22,354 --> 00:17:25,855
I was about to say that,
because I invented it!
508
00:17:25,890 --> 00:17:27,256
Uh, what are
you working on?
509
00:17:27,292 --> 00:17:29,058
It's a phonograph...
Phonograph!
510
00:17:29,094 --> 00:17:31,060
I knew that,
'cause I invented it.
511
00:17:31,096 --> 00:17:32,595
I'm Thomas Edison.
512
00:17:32,631 --> 00:17:33,896
I rule!
513
00:17:33,932 --> 00:17:35,365
♪ Look it up ♪
514
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,967
♪ Edison was a dick. ♪
515
00:17:40,805 --> 00:17:42,772
Okay, Peter, I know how
we can get the law changed.
516
00:17:42,807 --> 00:17:44,674
I've been doing some research,
and it says here
517
00:17:44,709 --> 00:17:47,477
that in eight months, we can
get a non-binding proposition
518
00:17:47,512 --> 00:17:50,313
on the ballot as long
as we get 4,000 signatures.
519
00:17:50,348 --> 00:17:52,015
Ah, screw that,
we're going with plan B--
520
00:17:52,050 --> 00:17:53,883
threaten to kill
the mayor's nephew.
521
00:17:53,918 --> 00:17:55,618
I love you, Dad!
522
00:17:55,654 --> 00:17:56,753
Peter, that's your son.
523
00:17:56,788 --> 00:17:57,920
Shut up, Brian!
524
00:17:57,956 --> 00:17:59,756
He's hugging me!
525
00:18:03,461 --> 00:18:05,028
So, what exactly
is your plan, here?
526
00:18:05,063 --> 00:18:06,295
You'll see.
527
00:18:06,331 --> 00:18:08,698
Just follow my lead.
528
00:18:08,733 --> 00:18:10,733
Ooh, trick-or-treaters!
529
00:18:10,769 --> 00:18:12,402
Well, what do we have here?
530
00:18:12,437 --> 00:18:14,904
A cowboy and a princess?
531
00:18:14,939 --> 00:18:17,974
Uh, yippee-ki-yay, Mr. Mayor.
532
00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:21,144
Oh, a Western princess!
533
00:18:21,179 --> 00:18:23,246
All right, listen, we want
that drinking law gone.
534
00:18:23,281 --> 00:18:26,049
And everybody knows the best way
to get any law struck down
535
00:18:26,084 --> 00:18:27,950
is to get the gays
angry about it.
536
00:18:27,986 --> 00:18:29,719
Bruce?
Jeffrey?
537
00:18:29,754 --> 00:18:30,953
That's right,
Mr. Mayor!
538
00:18:30,989 --> 00:18:32,789
I needs
my Proseccos!
539
00:18:32,824 --> 00:18:33,790
What are you
talking about?
540
00:18:33,825 --> 00:18:34,957
You're 52.
541
00:18:34,993 --> 00:18:37,293
(gasps)
You said you was 39!
542
00:18:37,328 --> 00:18:38,928
I was just trying
to get you in bed.
543
00:18:38,963 --> 00:18:41,631
I thought we'd both
be dead by now.
544
00:18:41,666 --> 00:18:44,033
Crap. But come on, you got
to change that law!
545
00:18:44,069 --> 00:18:45,768
I mean, it's already
ruined a friendship
546
00:18:45,804 --> 00:18:47,804
with one of the best guys
I know!
547
00:18:47,839 --> 00:18:49,639
CAROL:
Adam, who's at the door?
548
00:18:49,674 --> 00:18:50,840
Oh, hi, Brian.
549
00:18:50,875 --> 00:18:52,308
Hi, Peter.
550
00:18:52,343 --> 00:18:53,609
Wait a minute.
551
00:18:53,645 --> 00:18:56,012
Is that, is that wine?
552
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:59,015
Yeah, Adam just poured me
a little before dinner.
553
00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:00,316
Wow, you guys eat late.
554
00:19:00,351 --> 00:19:01,384
No, Peter,
don't you see?
555
00:19:01,419 --> 00:19:02,952
Carol's underage, too!
556
00:19:02,987 --> 00:19:05,121
The mayor just broke
his own law!
557
00:19:05,156 --> 00:19:07,457
Hmm, that's a good point.
558
00:19:07,492 --> 00:19:09,659
I guess I'll just have
to resign in scandal
559
00:19:09,694 --> 00:19:11,661
while leaving the law intact.
560
00:19:11,696 --> 00:19:14,697
Or you could
just change the law.
561
00:19:14,733 --> 00:19:16,199
But it's a good law.
562
00:19:16,234 --> 00:19:17,400
No, it ain't!
563
00:19:17,435 --> 00:19:18,668
Look, don't you understand
what drinking
564
00:19:18,703 --> 00:19:20,570
means to us working stiffs?
565
00:19:20,605 --> 00:19:22,138
It helps us forget about our day
566
00:19:22,173 --> 00:19:24,474
and tell our children we love
'em with a straight face.
567
00:19:24,509 --> 00:19:28,177
It allows gross uggos to boof
each other's gross uggo parts.
568
00:19:28,213 --> 00:19:30,680
And it gives people the courage
to sneak onto their mayor's
569
00:19:30,715 --> 00:19:34,083
property and blackmail him
and eat all his ripe tomatoes.
570
00:19:34,119 --> 00:19:36,052
That was a croquet ball.
571
00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:39,489
Ah, then could you point me to
the closest nighttime dentist?
572
00:19:39,524 --> 00:19:42,425
So listen, Mr. Mayor,
what do you say about that law?
573
00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:44,694
(sighs)
All right, I'll repeal it.
574
00:19:44,729 --> 00:19:47,463
But only if you send me and
Carol a copy of that picture.
575
00:19:47,499 --> 00:19:50,333
We don't have a lot
of the two of us together.
576
00:19:50,368 --> 00:19:52,835
Brian, we did it!
We got him to change the law!
577
00:19:52,871 --> 00:19:55,338
Just goes to show, if anybody
wants a law changed,
578
00:19:55,373 --> 00:19:57,840
they should just go
to their mayor's house.
579
00:19:57,876 --> 00:20:00,109
Hey, I, uh, I-I appreciate
580
00:20:00,145 --> 00:20:01,944
what you said there
about our friendship.
581
00:20:01,980 --> 00:20:03,513
Well, to be honest, Brian,
582
00:20:03,548 --> 00:20:05,348
at first I did just want you
to buy us beer.
583
00:20:05,383 --> 00:20:07,850
But then the-the more
we were hanging out,
584
00:20:07,886 --> 00:20:10,253
I-I remembered how much fun
we used to have together.
585
00:20:10,288 --> 00:20:11,921
I guess after all these years,
586
00:20:11,956 --> 00:20:14,056
I started taking you
for granted.
587
00:20:14,092 --> 00:20:16,626
But you're still my best friend.
588
00:20:16,661 --> 00:20:18,728
Even if I don't
always act like it.
589
00:20:18,763 --> 00:20:20,496
I enjoyed hanging out
with you, too.
590
00:20:20,532 --> 00:20:22,298
Thanks, Peter.
591
00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:24,200
Hey, on your way out,
592
00:20:24,235 --> 00:20:26,102
could you put this in my
mailbox for the mailman?
593
00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:27,770
Uh, sure.
594
00:20:27,806 --> 00:20:29,205
Put the flag up?
595
00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:30,973
Of course put
the flag up!
596
00:20:31,009 --> 00:20:33,376
Geez, mail much?
597
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:38,600
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
598
00:20:38,783 --> 00:20:40,750
Well, Peter, I'm just happy
that you and Brian
599
00:20:40,785 --> 00:20:42,418
managed to get
that law repealed,
600
00:20:42,453 --> 00:20:43,920
and that you're
finally friends again.
601
00:20:43,955 --> 00:20:45,354
Me, too, Lois.
602
00:20:45,390 --> 00:20:47,156
Good to have
my drinking buddy back.
603
00:20:47,192 --> 00:20:49,292
Yay, everybody's happy!
604
00:20:49,327 --> 00:20:52,195
I love this family!
605
00:20:53,363 --> 00:20:54,444
I draped that over him.
606
00:20:54,445 --> 00:20:56,145
He was just doing it
out in the open.