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- Hey, how'd you sleep, Peter?
- Brian, last night I had this crazy dream.
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I was eating a sheep
and now my pillow's gone.
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Oh, wait. Here it is.
What the hell was I eating?
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Oh, sorry.
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See you, Lois.
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And like I tell you every day, if I come
back in the middle of the afternoon
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and you're having sex with somebody,
I'll kill you both.
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"Thanks to effective treatments,
Magic Johnson down to one AID."
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Oh, God, did I hit that deaf kid again?
They ought to put a bell on that guy.
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The nurse says Brian won't be out
of surgery for another three hours.
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- Oh, I hope he's gonna be okay.
- Me, too.
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I know we're not here to place blame
or beat ourselves up, but,
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I can't help feeling like
this is somehow Meg's fault.
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Oh, I just can't stand the thought
of losing Brian.
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If he dies, I'm gonna have
to start hanging out with The Rock again.
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One's a baby,
and the other's black, I think.
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At least part black. Or Hispanic.
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I think, you know, possibly,
there's some Filipino in there.
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Yeah, possibly some Filipino.
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I mean, if he, if he's black,
it's definitely diluted.
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I mean, one of his parents must be white.
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What the hell is Jessica Alba,
for that matter?
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If I were 40 years younger,
I would plow that till next July.
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All right, class, today as a special treat,
I'm going to show you this
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fascinating episode of NOVA
that I taped at home for you.
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You coming back to bed, Rob?
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Hang on, honey. Hang on.
My jaw keeps locking up.
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Well, that's not NOVA at all, is it?
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That's a sex tape I made with my wife.
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Of course, nobody here is interested
in seeing that sort of thing.
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Are they? Probably not. No.
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Okay. You kind of looked like
you were nodding? Nope?
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Okay. Okay, we should get back to work.
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All right, next up,
does everyone have a lab partner?
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- I don't.
- Me, neither.
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She can be my partner.
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Sarah, that's very irresponsible.
Meg is awful.
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- You want to be my lab partner?
- Really?
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Sure, you seem nice.
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Hey, do you want
to join my after-school club?
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Sure.
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Now, open your books to page...
You know what? Look, I'm sorry.
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Can I just go ahead and show this video
of me doing my wife?
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Here we are, Brian, safe and sound.
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- Peter, I don't need to be in a wheelchair.
- Now, now, no arguments, Brian.
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I already went through the trouble
of borrowing this ramp from Joe.
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I'll see you, honey. I'll be back in a...
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Joe, are you all right?
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Don't help me up.
I need to retain my independence.
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- You need anything from the market?
- PowerBar!
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What's wrong, Brian?
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You've just been sitting on the couch
ever since you got back from the hospital.
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You need to get out of the house.
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I don't know, Lois. I'm a little depressed.
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The accident got me thinking
about how uncertain life is
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and how suddenly it can be taken away.
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You're going to feel back to normal
in no time.
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- Here, have some food.
- I'm not hungry.
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Here comes the gravy.
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You messy beast.
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Well, hello there, Meg.
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Neil, I really can't be seen talking
to you anymore.
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I have friends now,
and some of them, very popular.
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I know. I heard Sarah is your lab partner.
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All those years of you rejecting me
finally made sense.
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What do you mean?
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Oh, my God!
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Meg! There you are.
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Hey, everybody,
this is our newest member, Meg.
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- Hi, Meg.
- What's up?
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Hi, you gays, guys. Girls.
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Look, listen, Sarah, I can't be
in your club. I'm not a lesbian.
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You can't be serious.
We had a whole party planned for you.
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Really? A party, for me?
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- But I guess if you're not a lesbian...
- Wait, wait.
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You didn't let me finish.
I'm not a lesbian.
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I'm a super, huge mega-lesbian.
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Good.
You'll fit in with the other mega-lesbians.
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Wow! I feel so socially accepted.
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Hey, do you have any other friends
you want to invite to your party?
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No. Most of my friends are out of town.
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Oh, this is gonna be great!
We'll stay up late, trade stories.
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Let's watch the video of my ballet recital.
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Here it is!
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Sunshine Bear. Wait!
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- Hey, how's it going?
- Good.
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Those are huge.
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Those are huge boobs.
And you know what's nice?
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That you don't have that blue vein
up there that some of the bigger ones get.
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What? I said you don't have that.
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- Hey, buddy, you're not looking so good.
- Who cares how I look? Nothing matters.
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We could all die tomorrow,
every one of us.
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Well, isn't that a damn good reason
to live it up today?
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- Come on, it can't possibly be that simple.
- Excuse me. I got a thing to do.
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All right, ladies and gentlemen,
we have a very special guest tonight.
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Please welcome the Member of the Board,
Frank Sinatra Jr.
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All this singing is contagious.
I'll sing, too.
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A little bit softer now.
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I'll come out when they're all gone.
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Wow, Brian, you actually got
to sing with Frank Sinatra Jr?
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Oh, it was amazing.
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I got to tell you, he said some things
that were exactly what I needed to hear,
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and I was just inspired
to get up on that stage.
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Got to live life for today, you know?
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Brian, don't you think it's a little
too early to be hitting the booze?
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Hey, what's the point of waiting?
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You got to live life while you can
and live it hard.
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The Chris Farley method, that's good.
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Frank invited me back this evening.
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I tell you, I feel more exhilarated than
Peter did when he swam with the bulls.
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Yeah, that's fair.
No, that's totally a fair score.
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You know, Brian, when you wear that suit,
it looks like you're taking a white poop.
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But it's stuck.
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Look, Lois asked me to baby-sit you,
so just stay here and be quiet.
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I'll be back after my first set.
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What the hell am I supposed
to do to kill time?
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Oh, maybe I'll play 52 Pickup.
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This game's better
if there's someone else here.
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'Cause then they can say,
"I'm not going to pick up those cards."
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And then I say,
"You have to, it's 52 Pickup."
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And they say,
"Well, what if I just leave them there?"
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And I say, " Those are my father's cards.
You can't just leave them there.
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"He's going to be mad."
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Where am I?
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Get out of here.
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Whoa. Easy, kid. These people paid
good money to get in here.
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Oh, yeah? How much
are you charging them to get out?
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That was sensational.
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We're going to be the biggest thing
since Edison harnessed electricity.
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Look at Edison over there
with his damn electricity.
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Hey, Edison, how about sharing some
of those light bulbs, huh?
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- Hey, figure it out for yourself, man.
- We're freezing our asses off over here.
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Hey, man, how do you think I feel,
you know?
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You get to look at my great house.
I get to look at that dark thing, huh?
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What, what is that, a candle over there?
That's pretty sweet.
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Yeah, it's a candle.
We're freezing over here.
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No one in my family's taken a bath
in a month. We stink.
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It stinks over here, you jerk.
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I can't hear you over my central heating.
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- Hey, why don't you go to hell, Edison.
- Hey, bite me, man.
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Hey, you guys seen The Office?
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Oh, no, I guess you haven't
'cause you don't have a TV.
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Hey, how about I come over there
and kick your ass?
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Yeah, come on over.
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- What is this, Lois?
- It's jambalaya. It's a new recipe.
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Peter. Eat your food, mister.
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All right, if you don't want it,
put it in your napkin.
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Peter, put it in your napkin!
Put it in your...
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I'm not gonna...
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You know, some people would
be very happy to have this food.
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Like John Goodman's family.
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Please, Daddy.
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I told you, when I'm finished,
you can have what's left.
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There won't be any left.
There's never any left.
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Happy Thanksgiving.
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Mom, why is the cable guy here?
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It's me, you guys,
and I have something to tell you all.
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Mom. Dad. I am a lesbian.
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- That is awesome.
- Peter.
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Meg, you are not a lesbian.
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You know, I don't care
what you guys think.
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All my new lesbian friends accept me,
and that's all that matters.
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Meg, you're my daughter.
I would accept you if you were gay
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or blind or retarded, but you're not.
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You guys don't care about me
and my struggle! I hate you!
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Meg, I think you're just trying to fit in
by pretending to be something you're not.
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Like the time Peter pretended
to be racist to get out of jury duty.
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Awful lot of honkies in here.
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Brian, there you are.
Do you have any idea what time it is?
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Stewie was supposed
to be in bed two hours ago.
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Oh, yeah, he... He's...
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He was right here,
right next to me like, four hours ago.
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What? Brian,
you were supposed to watch him!
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- Oh, my little sweetie!
- Hey, Brian, remember me?
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I'm the guy you left standing
at the counter
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at McDonald's with a bag full of burgers.
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You know, it's funny,
I tried to walk home and...
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A lot of hungry deer walking around
at this hour of the night and...
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Oh, here's where the story gets fun.
You may have noticed I'm missing an ear.
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Managed to pull it out of the deer's mouth
and put it in some ice I got at a 7-Eleven.
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So, when you're ready to apologize,
just talk into this cup.
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Brian, this is inexcusable.
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Yeah, what if something
had happened to Stewie?
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My ear's in a cup,
I guess that doesn't count.
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Hey, I'm not the kid's baby-sitter,
all right? I have my own life to live.
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You know, this is all because you've been
hanging out with that Frank Sinatra Jr.
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I am gonna call his mother Mia Farrow
and give her a piece of my mind.
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And you are gonna stop singing
at that crazy club.
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- Operator, Mia Farrow, please.
- You stay out of my life!
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What the hell is happening to you?
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Yeah, don't worry, I don't need to go
to the hospital or anything.
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I'll just use this Mr. Potato Head piece.
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- He bit me, Lois. The bastard bit me.
- Oh, honey, I'm sure he didn't mean it.
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Brian's going through some heavy stuff
right now. He almost died.
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Listen, Peter, I...
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I just want to apologize.
You know what? Forget it.
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I don't need this.
I'm out of here.
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Look what you did, Peter.
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I can't help it. I haven't been this scared
since I was mugged by Gene Shalit.
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Don't Panic Room.
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I'm not going to William Hurt you.
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I only want your Tango & Cash.
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So just Pay It Forward
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and we'll all be Happy Gilmore.
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What?
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So, how's my suddenly
lesbian daughter doing?
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Great. We're checking out naked girls.
I am so into girls.
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Oh, come on, Meg,
you can stop the charade.
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My God, you're as transparent
as your father was
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when he pretended to be
a Hasidic Jew to get off work.
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Good morning, Hebrews and shebrews.
What a glorious Jewish day.
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Hey, how about all those coupons
in the Sunday paper, huh?
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Some good deals there.
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Hey, you know, I went into a store
last week and they wanted $800 for a TV,
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but I us'ed them down to $500.
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It's not a charade, Mom. I am a lesbian.
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What do I have to do to prove this to you?
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Well, maybe if I'd seen you
kiss your girlfriend.
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- Fine.
- What was that?
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What is she, your grandmother?
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That's no kiss. Watch this.
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Look, I can't tell you
how to lead your life.
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If you don't want to face the truth,
there's nothing I can do about it.
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Chris, I'm all out of digital audio tape.
Oh, he's gone.
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Hey, can I get you guys
to sign these release forms?
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- Oh, where the hell is Brian?
- I don't know, but I better go find him.
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We can't sit here watching
infomercials all night.
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Hello. How come I rich and you not?
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How come you not sell real estate
like I do?
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How come I sleep with your wife
while you at work
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and then I pee in your toilet
and don't flush?
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And sometimes I open the back part and
I pee in there, so that when you flush
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pee come out. You know why?
Because I'm smart.
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I'm smart, you're stupid. Call now.
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Brian! Brian!
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Brian! Brian...
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Who am I kidding? All those buttons,
I'll look like Steve Harvey. Brian!
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Yeah, I'll ask the cashier
if I can put this up in the window.
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I definitely need a breath freshener.
But that's going to give me 11 items.
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- That's fine.
- No, no, no.
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Rules is rules.
Let's see what I'm gonna put back.
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Okay, I need the Reynolds Wrap
and the bathroom tissue.
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I could do without the Triscuits,
but they sure are good.
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7- Up's the whole reason I came down here
in the first place. You know what?
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I'm not gonna need the V8,
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because I can just get some tomato juice
at the mini-mart down the street.
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It's a little more expensive,
but that's okay.
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I like to help out a small business.
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I hope it's okay if I pay you in pennies.
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Oh, God, a gutter? How clichй.
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I don't know what went wrong.
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I was just trying to live for the moment,
you know?
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Because life can end so abruptly
and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
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Is that why you've been on this path
to self-destruction?
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You know, Brian, as smart as you are,
you've got to accept the fact that
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there are some things in life
that you just can't control.
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You mean the way, the way
you can't control that messed up way
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that you laugh when you think
something's really, really funny?
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Well, Hope, I don't understand why
these cookies are giving us all the fits.
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Well, no wonder, Faith.
That's not baking powder.
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It's sneezing powder.
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But, I already brought a whole batch
to the church bake sale.
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No wonder that priest kept saying,
' "Bless you. '"
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Yes, and I accept that.
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Your problem is, you think that
just because you're not in control,
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nothing matters. That you don't matter.
But you know what?
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You matter to someone.
You matter big time.
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Hey, Meg. What are you doing here?
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Listen, Sarah,
I got to get something off my chest.
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- Yes!
- I need to open up.
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- Sweet.
- So get ready 'cause here it is.
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- My mom was right.
- What do you mean?
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- I'm not gay.
- What?
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So, all those rounds of golf we played,
those were all lies?
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I'm so sorry.
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For the first time in my life,
I felt like I belonged,
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and I wanted it to be true.
So I pretended to be something I'm not.
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You're going to choose
to be heterosexual?
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- I thought being gay wasn't a choice.
- Well, not for guys.
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It was wrong of me to mislead you.
I should go.
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That was awful. That was just awful.
What do you think, Mark?
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I don't know, man.
We didn't get the shots we need.
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Man, what do you think, Mike?
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I mean, if you saw action going on
in front of you,
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would you know instinctively
to center it in front of you?
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I don't know. Could someone take
my soda out of the icebox please,
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so it doesn't freeze?
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- Frank, there you are.
- Mia Farrow?
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What's this I hear about you up all night
with a baby and a dog?
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Oh, leave me alone.
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Get over here, young man.
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Damn it all.