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All right, all bets are in.

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Rupert, bad idea trusting the Celtics.

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Worse than when I trusted Brian
to pack my parachute.

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<i>Hey, Brian, care to place a wager?
Tomorrow night on Fox's Celebrity Boxing,</i>

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I've got Carol Channing beating
Mike Tyson in three rounds.

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Carol Channing.

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You've got Carol Channing, the actress,
beating Mike Tyson, the boxer.

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- Hell, give me $50 on Tyson.
- Well, you're in good company.

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Betting Freddy took the same wager.

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Bet!

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Wait a minute.
There's nothing funny about an addiction.

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Vote no on Indian gaming laws.

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<i>And we're back with
Fox Celebrity Boxing</i>

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<i>with Mike Tyson and Carol Channing.</i>

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I tell you, Jim, how Carol Channing
outlasted that barrage

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in the second round, we'll never know.

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Come here, young man.
I'm gonna bop you one.

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- She's getting beat!
- No, she's getting mad.

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You ain't so tough, young man.

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That all you got, you son of a bitch?
You're going down, young man.

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You're going down!

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I can't believe this. She keeps getting up.
I'm so exhausted.

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And the winner, by technical knockout,
weighing in at 67 pounds,

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Carol "Put On Your Sunday Clothes"
Channing.

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Yeah.

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Up yours, young people.

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You and your rock and roll 8-track tapes!

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I don't believe this. I
just lost a $50 bet.

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You know,
Mike Tyson once beat up his wife.

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But there's nothing funny about that.

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- Hi, guys. We're back from the mall.
- I got new shoes.

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The old ones are in the box.

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They smell and are old.

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Hey, Peter, your 25th high-school reunion
is next Sunday.

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Throw that away. I don't want to go.

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Besides, Sunday's my Internet porn night.

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Oh, yeah!

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You're my Chinese Lois.

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Hey, it's me. Knock, knock.

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- So, you got my money?
- Oh, yeah. I'll pay you soon.

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Yeah, well, here's a suggestion.

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Have the money by tomorrow,
and there won't be any problems.

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- Huh?
- Yeah, 24 hours.

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Why? What happens in 24 hours?

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I don't know. I'm not psychic, man.

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I'm just saying it would probably be
better for everybody

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- if you had the money tomorrow.
- Yeah, all right.

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- I'll see what I can do.
- Sweet, sweet. Great.

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- How's everything else going?
- Good.

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All right. All right, see you later.
Don't forget.

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No, you're not gonna forget.

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Hey, Peter, I was going through
your garbage,

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and I noticed your high-school
reunion is coming up.

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Why were you going through my garbage?

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Well, when I stopped over earlier,
I noticed Lois clipping her toenails,

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and I thought,
"Oh, man, I got to get in on that."

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Huh.

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Yeah, I don't think
I'm going to my reunion.

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Everybody's all got their nice cars,
and their big, important jobs,

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and their fancy hats,
and their fresh strawberries

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so big you can eat them like a hand fruit.

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Peter, everyone lies at those things.
Just tell them you're a big shot.

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Wait a second, Joe, that's a great idea.

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Boy, imagine what it would be like
to be a big shot.

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Diego? Sweaty.

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Thank you.

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- Stewie, hey.
- Hey, there. So, it's been 24 hours.

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- Got my money?
- You know what?

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Just give me till next Friday.
I'll have it for you.

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That's funny.
I could have sworn I said have it today.

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- Yeah, I don't have it, sorry.
- Well. All right, then.

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That's good OJ.

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- Yeah, that hurt? That hurt?
- What the hell?

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Yeah, doesn't feel so good, does it? No?

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- Yeah, that's what happens, man.
- Oh, my God.

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Yeah, that's what happens.

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Where's my money?

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You gonna give me my money?
Where's my money, man?

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Where's the money?

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Yeah, you like that? That feel good?
That feel good?

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Where's the money, man?
Where's my money?

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You've got till 5:00. You hear me?
You got till 5:00.

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- You freaking psychopath!
- Clean yourself up.

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Peter, this is ridiculous.
Why can't you just be yourself?

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Lois, just go along with it.
Act like I'm a big shot.

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- Hey, Peter Griffin, is that you?
- Hey, Mike, long time no see.

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Wow. What...

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- What's all this?
- This? I just came from work.

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- I'm a secret agent astronaut millionaire.
- Cool. Where'd you get the cowboy hat?

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- Space.
- By the way, this is my friend, Tom.

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You're Tom Brady
from the New England Patriots!

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Oh, man, I got to tell you,
you kick ass, man.

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In fact, I was just saying
that the other day

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to all the guys down at the brewery.

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Brewery? I thought you were
a cowboy astronaut millionaire.

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He's a fake!
Look, this cowboy hat comes right off.

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Coming here was a huge mistake, Lois.

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Peter, I know you're humiliated,
but getting drunk is not the answer.

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Uh-oh. Either my esophagus just
got shorter, or I'm about to throw up.

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Peter, that was amazing.

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I've never seen a guy your size
who could move like that.

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How would you like to play
for the New England Patriots?

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I'd love to.

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Say, listen, Tom,

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could you get me a towel?
I threw up on the floor.

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Sure.

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And could you also get another towel?

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I also threw up
on this gentleman's bare lap.

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Could you wet the towel?
- Wet the towel, Tom?

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For our top story tonight,
we go live to terrific haircut Bob Costas

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as he talks with local man Peter Griffin,

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who is living his dream of playing
for the New England Patriots.

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- Bob?
- Thanks, Tom.

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I'm fond of your hair, as well.

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I'm standing here with Tom Brady
and his newest teammate, Peter Griffin.

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Hey, Ma! Check it out!
I'm married to a pro athlete!

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What do you think of that?

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We're really excited to have Peter.

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I think he's gonna make a great addition
to a great team.

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I want to thank God.
I want to thank the Lord God.

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'Cause it's not really up to me.
It's up to him.

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And I want to thank the devil, too.

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You know, 'cause that's why God's there.

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He's minding the fence,
making sure that guy never comes back.

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Uh...

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You know, if it weren't for the devil,
God'd probably go insane,

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blow his brains out from boredom,
you know?

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Everybody likes to feel useful.
Maketh the world go round.

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Back to you, Tom.

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Diane, didn't your first husband
blow his brains out?

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Oh, God.

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Coming up, America's hottest new
curse word, "kleeman."

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We'll tell you what it means after this.

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Boy, Lois, I can't believe
this is happening to me.

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I'm somebody now, you know?

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I don't have to lie to people
about my life anymore.

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Oh, I am so happy for you, Peter.

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What the hell happened to you?

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I fell down the stairs.

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Oh, you should be more careful.

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All right, I'm ready. Come on, good game.

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Good game, everybody. Yeah.
Come on, good game.

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Let's get out there. Let's do it.
Yeah, yeah. 110%, everybody. 110%.

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Come on, let's go. Let's go. Good game!

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Ready! Blue 20, blue 20! Hut, hut!

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- Griffin, let go!
- Let's go?

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- Morning.
- Good day to you, sir.

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Hey, wait a minute. What the hell?

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Getting real tired of you ducking me,
man. Yeah?

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- Oh, my God!
- Yeah, getting really tired.

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Where's my money? Where's my money?

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Yeah, you got money to pay
for fake mustaches, huh? Yeah.

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Yeah, how much you pay
for that fake mustache?

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$2.99.

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Listen, you just got to give me
more time...

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Don't make a fool out of me, man.
Don't make a fool out of me.

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I want my money.
I want my money, man.

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Stewie, listen, this is crazy. You got...
Oh, my God.

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All right, let's go to the bank.

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Well, I got to tell you,
this was a delicious dinner, Mrs. Griffin.

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- Well, the pleasure is all ours, Mr. Brady.
- Please, call me Tom.

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- Can I call you Tom, too?
- Well, of course.

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Mr. Brady, would you please sign
my Trapper Keeper?

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Oh, Tom, your shirt. I'm so sorry.

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- Look, you can use our shower if you want.
- No, it's okay.

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It's just a little spot. It'll come out.

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Well, that's not gonna come out.
You better take a shower.

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- Mom, let me look!
- Meg, stop shoving.

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You wouldn't even know
what to do with it.

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He's closer to my age, you cow.

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- What the hell is this?
- Oh, hi, Stewie.

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- We were just leaving.
- I say, what the devil is all the fuss about?

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I don't get it. What's in there?
Bing, bong! Hello!

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- Hey. What's going on?
- What the hell? Get out of here!

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What? We're on the same team.
We shower together.

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- Yeah, in the locker room.
- Yeah, yeah, come here, you.

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Stop it. Knock it off. What, are you crazy?

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We're just a couple of guys
messing around.

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That's what we are.

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Quiet, everybody, my commercial's on.

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<i>Hi, I'm Peter Griffin
of the New England Patriots.</i>

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<i>I'm here to kick off the Touchdown
of Savings weekend</i>

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<i>at Wilkins Hyundai and Subaru.</i>

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<i>We will blitz the competition,
and in no time,</i>

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<i>you'll be driving your new Hyundai
or Subaru right to a touchdown.</i>

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Mom, the game's about to start.
Where's Dad?

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I don't know, Chris.
And I'm starting to get worried.

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I think all this success
might be going to his head.

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Do you know he spent
$30,000 on a wax sculpture

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of Harriet Tubman
doing Gwyneth Paltrow?

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Yeah. Yeah,
that is happening for real. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I'll enjoy that more tomorrow.

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Where the hell is Griffin?
It's almost time for kickoff.

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Well, I guess we have
to start without him.

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What do you think? I got this for
doing that car dealership ad.

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All right, enough messing around.
Let's play this game.

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Let's play some football.

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Griffin, I'm getting really tired
of your cocky attitude.

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How many times have I told you,
no showboating?

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Relax, Tom, I'm just having a little fun.
I got it under control.

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Okay, 28-Z right, pitch left,
on one, on one. Ready? Break!

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Ready, green 54! Green 54! Set, hut, hut!

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Yeah!

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There might be some hope
for this guy after all.

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Yeah.

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Damn it, Griffin! I said no showboating!

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This calls for a victory tune!

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No! No!

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All right. I made a touchdown.

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- Griffin, you're fired!
- For what?

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We've had it with your crap.

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I talked to the coach, and
he's selling your contract to another team.

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And the only one that'll take you
is the worst football team in Europe,

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the London Silly Nannies.

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So, Brian, we're even now, right?
Ready to start a new life in England.

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I've got my money.
Your wounds have healed up nicely.

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What do you say
we let bygones be bygones?

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You shot me in both my knees,
then lit me on fire. Piss off.

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All right, all right. I tell you what,

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- you get one free revenge shot at me.
- Okay.

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But I'm not gonna tell you
when it's coming.

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This is gonna be fun.

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Peter, this is crazy.

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Isn't there any way the Patriots
could let you back on the team?

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No, they said the decision was final.

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It's all right, Lois.
I can make the best of this.

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I mean, a British football team
can't be that bad.

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Excuse me. Hey, there.
Hi. I'm Peter Griffin. I'm your new player.

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Oh, yes, Peter.
Welcome to the Silly Nannies.

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I'm the quarterback, Lesley.
This is our team.

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Oh, crap.

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I guess living in a London flat
isn't gonna be too bad, huh?

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- Mom, there's no water in the toilet.
- First of all, Chris, it's called a loo.

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Second, there's no water in it,

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because everybody here
just uses Elizabeth Hurley.

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All right, well, where is she?
'Cause I need her now!

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<i>You're watching BBC FOUR.</i>

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<i>Previously on Condensation.</i>

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<i>Ellen, there's moisture
on the outside of my glass.</i>

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<i>- It's condensation, Johnny.
- But what about the fog on the windows?</i>

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<i>It's not fog, Johnny.
It, too, is called condensation.</i>

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<i>' "Con-den-sation. '"</i>

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Hey, Peter, how was your first
Silly Nannies practice?

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It sucked, Lois.

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Those Silly Nannies
are just a bunch of losers.

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- Pack your bags. We're going home.
- What, you're just giving up?

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Look, Peter, I know you're upset
because you blew your opportunity

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with the Patriots.

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But this is your chance to redeem yourself.

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Now, I bet if you really tried,
you could turn that team around.

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You know what, Lois?

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When you were talking about that sale
at TJ Maxx just now,

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I came up with an idea.

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I am going to turn that team around.

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And we'll challenge the Patriots to a game,
and we'll kick their ass!

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Oh, man, what an attractive woman.

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- Hello?
- Hey, Brady, you're dead!

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Listen, Leno, you keep calling here
and threatening me,

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- I'm gonna notify the police.
- Leno?

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No, no, this is Peter Griffin.

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I'm calling to challenge you
to a grudge match

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between the Patriots
and the London Silly Nannies.

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Well, Griffin, if you want to embarrass
yourself, be my guest.

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Good. What do you say, England?
Two weeks from now?

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See you there.

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- Hello?
- Hey, Brady!

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What kind of suit
do you want to be buried in?

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You kids are gonna love this.

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England has such a rich heritage
of great theater.

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Cramsat on the bingum
with the gam gum?

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Treaches on the upper
with the trang sang.

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Croppers to you, you crang sang lubber.

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She rogered the boogley!

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All right, now listen up,
you limey bum sniffers.

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If we're gonna beat
the New England Patriots next week,

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I got to toughen you up.

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So you're gonna get in shape
the way American athletes do,

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by taking steroids.

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I say, Jenkins, you give me
that dirty look one more time,

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and I've a good mind to get into my PJ's
and have a pillow fight with you.

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Very well, then. En garde!

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- I like your gown.
- I like yours.

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When's the beating gonna come, Brian?
Just tell me when it's gonna come!

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Just do something, anything!
Look, look, I'll do it. I'll do it first.

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Look, I'll do it even worse.

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Look how hurt I am.

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We're even now!

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- You're going down, Brady!
- You're the one who's going down, Griffin!

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What the hell?

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- Those men are tremendous in stature.
- And they're coming straight at us!

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Oh!

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We'll take my carriage.

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Oh, crap!

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Well, I'm still here, you bastards,
so let's do this.

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Hey, Brady, you're gonna gloat
and call me a loser now?

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Actually, Peter, you're not a loser at all.

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- What you did just now was pretty ballsy.
- Really?

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Absolutely! For one guy

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to stand up
to the entire New England Patriots team.

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That's a winner in my book.

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Wow. Thanks, Tom Brady.

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- Peter! Oh, my God, are you all right?
- Yeah.

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- Can you move your legs?
- Yeah!

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Oh, good.
I thought you were gonna be a vegetable,

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and I gotta tell you, Peter,
I just don't think I have it in me.

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I mean, if you can't move, it's over.

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I love you, too, honey. Let's go home.