1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:04,170 ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ 2 00:00:04,171 --> 00:00:07,373 ♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪ 3 00:00:07,374 --> 00:00:10,676 ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ 4 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:13,846 ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪ 5 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:17,316 ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪ 6 00:00:17,317 --> 00:00:20,786 ♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪ 7 00:00:20,787 --> 00:00:22,555 ♪ All the things that make us ♪ 8 00:00:22,556 --> 00:00:23,990 ♪ Laugh and cry ♪ 9 00:00:23,991 --> 00:00:29,329 ♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪ 10 00:00:30,264 --> 00:00:33,166 - Synced and corrected by AlexandreMT - - www.addic7ed.com - 11 00:00:35,168 --> 00:00:37,003 Ah, the beach. 12 00:00:37,004 --> 00:00:38,271 So much to do. 13 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:40,240 Unlimited possibilities. 14 00:00:40,841 --> 00:00:42,742 There is nothing to do at the beach. 15 00:00:42,743 --> 00:00:43,843 Why did we come here? 16 00:00:43,844 --> 00:00:45,611 Peter, just set up our blanket. 17 00:00:45,612 --> 00:00:46,979 I got to put on my swimsuit 18 00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:48,814 that's a one-piece that turns into shorts. 19 00:00:48,815 --> 00:00:50,216 Once you hit a certain age, 20 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:52,385 that's the swimsuit you have for the next 40 years. 21 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,687 Hey, Lois, you remember that time you and me made it 22 00:00:54,688 --> 00:00:56,022 under the boardwalk? 23 00:00:58,091 --> 00:00:59,592 When I go back to school, 24 00:00:59,593 --> 00:01:01,360 my greaser friends are gonna say, 25 00:01:01,361 --> 00:01:03,262 "Tell me more, tell me more," 26 00:01:03,263 --> 00:01:05,197 and I'm gonna say you were a slut. 27 00:01:05,198 --> 00:01:07,099 That was the first time 28 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:08,768 I noticed you didn't have an ear. 29 00:01:08,769 --> 00:01:10,469 - What? - Never mind. 30 00:01:10,470 --> 00:01:13,105 Maybe we go back under that boardwalk, hmm? 31 00:01:13,106 --> 00:01:14,640 What, right now? 32 00:01:14,641 --> 00:01:15,875 Yeah, why not? 33 00:01:15,876 --> 00:01:17,877 Let's sneak away from the kids and go get busy. 34 00:01:17,878 --> 00:01:19,545 Oh, I'd love to, Peter, 35 00:01:19,546 --> 00:01:22,448 but here comes Chris with a too-much-sun beach tantrum. 36 00:01:22,449 --> 00:01:24,984 Mom, I tried to look at a... lady 37 00:01:24,985 --> 00:01:27,153 who was lying with her... straps down 38 00:01:27,154 --> 00:01:30,256 and she saw me and she said something to her friend 39 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:32,258 and they laughed! 40 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:33,759 What lady? Where? 41 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,628 Oh. Stand back, son. 42 00:01:35,629 --> 00:01:36,863 Watch how it's done. 43 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:41,167 Those ladies are really mean. 44 00:01:41,168 --> 00:01:44,403 Come on, Brian. I'm gonna make you a YouTube surfin' dog. 45 00:01:44,404 --> 00:01:46,339 You know, one of those videos where you can't tell 46 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:47,907 if he's enjoying it or not. 47 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:52,245 - I love it. - I hate it. 48 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:55,548 Previously on Big Brother, 49 00:01:55,549 --> 00:01:57,216 Tanner became Head of Household, 50 00:01:57,217 --> 00:01:59,218 while host Julie Chen had plastic surgery 51 00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:00,820 to look less Chinese. 52 00:02:00,821 --> 00:02:03,155 Later, Sasha won veto power over Eric 53 00:02:03,156 --> 00:02:04,824 but not before Julie married 54 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:06,959 CBS Chairman Les Moonves to get her job. 55 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,561 And Les himself was accused 56 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:10,062 of assaulting more than a dozen women. 57 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:11,731 With nominations looming 58 00:02:11,732 --> 00:02:13,633 and Les fired for his predatory behavior, 59 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:16,302 the Boys Alliance of Jeremy and Pablo strategized 60 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:18,304 while Julie stepped down from The Talk 61 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:20,406 to avoid uncomfortable questions, 62 00:02:20,407 --> 00:02:23,509 but continues to host this show and spend Les' enormous wealth. 63 00:02:23,510 --> 00:02:25,177 Who will be evicted tonight? 64 00:02:25,178 --> 00:02:27,780 Will Julie's craven opportunism ever end? 65 00:02:27,781 --> 00:02:29,448 And what does it actually mean 66 00:02:29,449 --> 00:02:31,917 to have an employee "on call" for oral? 67 00:02:31,918 --> 00:02:34,053 This would be better with a snack. 68 00:02:34,054 --> 00:02:37,623 Seems like a safe place to open a full bag of Cheez Doodles. 69 00:02:37,624 --> 00:02:39,291 Hey. Sup? 70 00:02:39,292 --> 00:02:40,794 Hey. 71 00:02:42,429 --> 00:02:44,764 Okay, I'll give you one, but don't tell your friends. 72 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:46,533 Oh, yeah, yeah. No. 73 00:02:47,868 --> 00:02:49,770 Hey. 74 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:52,405 Okay, Lois, the kids are gone. 75 00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:55,408 Let's sneak under the boardwalk and have sandy relations. 76 00:02:55,409 --> 00:02:57,009 I don't know, Peter. 77 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,678 Come on. I am so ready. 78 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:00,846 I snarfed a bunch of oysters from over there, 79 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,381 where the foam is super yellow. 80 00:03:02,382 --> 00:03:04,216 Can you do it in less than two minutes? 81 00:03:04,217 --> 00:03:05,551 When have I not? 82 00:03:05,552 --> 00:03:07,053 Okay. Quick, before the kids come... 83 00:03:07,054 --> 00:03:08,487 Ah! Here they are. 84 00:03:08,488 --> 00:03:11,057 Locals have renamed me Sandy Crevices, 85 00:03:11,058 --> 00:03:12,792 and they're absolutely right. 86 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:15,327 Please have all my mail forwarded accordingly. 87 00:03:15,328 --> 00:03:18,064 And we were so close to sneaking away. 88 00:03:18,065 --> 00:03:19,632 I'm sorry, Peter. 89 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:21,467 Well, I guess I'll go throw this candy wrapper 90 00:03:21,468 --> 00:03:22,468 in the beach trash. 91 00:03:22,469 --> 00:03:24,236 See you in 45 minutes. 92 00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:40,620 Ah, damn it! 93 00:03:44,624 --> 00:03:47,526 So, what should we do now that we're finally down here? 94 00:03:47,527 --> 00:03:49,195 How 'bout we do something that ain't been done 95 00:03:49,196 --> 00:03:51,464 under a pier in 50 years: 96 00:03:51,465 --> 00:03:53,733 have heterosexual sex. 97 00:03:57,370 --> 00:04:00,906 So, a strange man is changing Stewie on our blanket. 98 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,641 Hey, mind your business, Brian! 99 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,981 We now return to Wreck-It Ralph 3: 100 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:10,716 Ralph Wrecks the Toilet. 101 00:04:19,659 --> 00:04:23,662 Hey, Lois, I know we ain't under the boardwalk no more, but 102 00:04:23,663 --> 00:04:26,232 You and me got unfinished business. 103 00:04:26,233 --> 00:04:28,501 - Wha? - Come here, you. 104 00:04:33,039 --> 00:04:35,007 What the hell? Wh-What is that? 105 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:38,477 It... sounds like a happy family dishwashing scene? 106 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:41,547 Aw, crap, it's a happy family dishwashing scene. 107 00:04:41,548 --> 00:04:44,650 Yay! We make a good team, clearly! 108 00:04:44,651 --> 00:04:46,352 We work to upbeat music. 109 00:04:46,353 --> 00:04:48,154 That means we're compatible. 110 00:04:48,155 --> 00:04:49,789 They even let the dog pitch in! 111 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,056 How likable! 112 00:04:51,057 --> 00:04:52,792 And the baby thinks he's helping! 113 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,627 He was probably filmed separately, though. 114 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,729 Notice he's just an insert shot. 115 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:58,130 Turn that music off. 116 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,732 And get the kitchen out of the living room. 117 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:03,002 Damn it! What do we got to do to get some time to ourselves? 118 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:04,737 Amen. Honestly... 119 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:06,238 You guys are more frustrating 120 00:05:06,239 --> 00:05:08,808 than trying to sell men's suits in Australia. 121 00:05:15,081 --> 00:05:16,816 Wh... Wh-What's happening? 122 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:19,152 Oh, my God, the iPad! 123 00:05:21,955 --> 00:05:24,223 Thank God. 124 00:05:24,224 --> 00:05:25,624 So, what do you think? 125 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:27,126 Uh, they're a little long in the leg. 126 00:05:27,127 --> 00:05:29,028 Can you make 'em shorts, cut off the sleeves, 127 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:30,529 and make the shirt say "Billabong"? 128 00:05:30,530 --> 00:05:32,198 - Uh, sure. - Thanks, mate. 129 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:34,733 I really want people to see my snow-white back hair 130 00:05:34,734 --> 00:05:36,369 against my brown skin. 131 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:40,506 Wh-What are we doing here? 132 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,708 Yeah, I-I don't know. This is weird. 133 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:44,910 - Would you like a belt? - Eh, I'll take two. 134 00:05:44,911 --> 00:05:47,346 - One for each wrist. - No, this is not good. 135 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:50,115 I think we somehow sent ourselves into a cutaway. 136 00:05:50,116 --> 00:05:51,750 So, what's the special occasion? 137 00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:53,820 I'm marrying my catamaran. 138 00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:59,592 I don't understand how we got here. 139 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:01,460 All I know is that we both set up 140 00:06:01,461 --> 00:06:03,062 this cutaway at the same time, 141 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:05,731 and now we're inside this cutaway in Australia. 142 00:06:05,732 --> 00:06:07,700 That'll be 23 Australian dollars, 143 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,535 - not regular dollars. - See? 144 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:12,605 So, you and I set up a cutaway at the same time 145 00:06:12,606 --> 00:06:15,708 and that somehow put us in the cutaway? 146 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,610 Well, this is weirder than an uptight guy 147 00:06:17,611 --> 00:06:19,479 at an Eagles concert. 148 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:24,817 Who out there wants to... "Take It Easy"? 149 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:27,152 Not me. Do you read the papers? 150 00:06:27,153 --> 00:06:28,320 Look around you. 151 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:30,422 All right. Well, you want to... 152 00:06:30,423 --> 00:06:32,825 - "Take It to the Limit"? - Not really. 153 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:35,261 That would be a little foolhardy, wouldn't it? 154 00:06:35,262 --> 00:06:36,629 Okay. This time, 155 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:39,565 I set up the cutaway by myself, and it sent us here. 156 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:42,501 Weird. It's like this is a whole CutawayLand. 157 00:06:42,502 --> 00:06:44,570 And it takes a setup from both of us 158 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:46,739 to get us in or out of CutawayLand 159 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:49,842 but only one of us to move within CutawayLand. 160 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:52,745 Lois, are you saying that it takes a setup from both of us 161 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,613 to get in or out of CutawayLand 162 00:06:54,614 --> 00:06:57,216 but only one of us to move within CutawayLand? 163 00:06:57,217 --> 00:07:00,119 Exactly, Peter. It takes a setup from both of us 164 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,121 to get in or out of CutawayLand 165 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:04,823 but only one of us to move within CutawayLand. 166 00:07:04,824 --> 00:07:06,258 I want to be done with this part. 167 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:09,094 Who likes "Life in the Fast Lane"? 168 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:12,097 Not anyone who wants to get there in one piece. 169 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:13,565 Peter, this may sound crazy, 170 00:07:13,566 --> 00:07:15,501 but this is our chance at the getaway 171 00:07:15,502 --> 00:07:17,169 we didn't have at the beach. 172 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:18,331 Hey, you're right. 173 00:07:18,332 --> 00:07:20,005 No kids... just you and me. 174 00:07:20,006 --> 00:07:21,473 And we can go anywhere. 175 00:07:21,474 --> 00:07:23,876 Like... like when we hid in Tom Brady's locker 176 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:25,645 and watched him shower. 177 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:30,382 Look at that. 178 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:32,384 It's just as big as you want it to be 179 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:34,620 but not so big that it's gonna distract him. 180 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:36,388 There's a Trump hat in here. 181 00:07:36,389 --> 00:07:38,157 Don't look at the Trump hat. Look at his penis. 182 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:40,125 All right, fine. You ruined this. 183 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:43,630 This is more frustrating than Charlton Heston's funeral. 184 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:47,566 Um, 'scuse me, 185 00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:49,835 is-is this his cold, dead hand? 186 00:07:49,836 --> 00:07:52,404 Uh... yes. 187 00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:58,177 He, uh... he said I could take this. 188 00:07:58,178 --> 00:07:59,378 Oh, oh, I want to do one. 189 00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:01,313 This is better than a spin class 190 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:05,985 where the instructor is just two giant Swedish legs. 191 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:07,987 Congratulations! 192 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:11,056 80% of success is just showing up! 193 00:08:11,057 --> 00:08:15,294 The other 20% is super loud, five-year-old Coldplay songs! 194 00:08:15,295 --> 00:08:16,462 Yeah! 195 00:08:16,463 --> 00:08:18,964 Who's ready to puke at 5:00 a.m.? 196 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,234 Ah, this is great! 197 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:23,736 Peter, where are you? 198 00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:25,871 I'm a spin class bicycle seat. 199 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:31,877 Oh, no! The one middle-aged, post-gastric bypass guy! 200 00:08:31,878 --> 00:08:36,082 He didn't clean these shorts from last class! 201 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:41,687 It was the strangest thing, Joe. 202 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:43,922 Peter and Lois were right here talking to us, 203 00:08:43,923 --> 00:08:45,257 and they just disappeared. 204 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:46,892 All right, just keep giving me details 205 00:08:46,893 --> 00:08:49,661 and I'll be taking notes and definitely not drawing 206 00:08:49,662 --> 00:08:51,864 cool TIE fighters on this notepad. 207 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,866 Okay, well, it was 5:30 and we'd all just 208 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,734 gotten back from the beach. 209 00:08:55,735 --> 00:08:57,403 We were all having fun washing dishes. 210 00:08:57,404 --> 00:08:58,771 - Stay on target. - Then, out of nowhere, Peter and Lois 211 00:08:58,772 --> 00:08:59,972 get all angry with us and start yelling at us. 212 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:02,274 There's too many of 'em! It's a trap! 213 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:05,611 But, wait, look at that perfectly drawn Millennium Falcon. 214 00:09:05,612 --> 00:09:07,579 "Roar!" said Chewbacca. 215 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:09,148 Chris, now that Mom and Dad are gone, 216 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:10,616 we should have a rager. 217 00:09:10,617 --> 00:09:13,152 Oh, I get those mostly in the morning. 218 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:14,820 You and me both, buddy. 219 00:09:14,821 --> 00:09:16,588 Again, an insert shot. 220 00:09:16,589 --> 00:09:19,959 We really had a hard time syncing our schedules this week. 221 00:09:23,329 --> 00:09:25,364 Ah, this is wonderful, Peter. 222 00:09:25,365 --> 00:09:28,367 It-It's like a honeymoon in CutawayLand, away from our kids. 223 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:30,436 Yep. Next stop, Paris. 224 00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:32,504 Aw, crap, we picked the wrong line. 225 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:33,772 May I have your name, please? 226 00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:35,407 Robert Loggia. 227 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:36,642 Can you spell that for me? 228 00:09:36,643 --> 00:09:39,278 Certainly. That's "Robert Loggia." 229 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:41,947 "R" as in "Robert Loggia." 230 00:09:41,948 --> 00:09:45,584 "O" as in "Oh, my God, it's Robert Loggia." 231 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:49,254 "B" as in "By God, that's Robert Loggia." 232 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:51,790 Oh, God, there are reruns in CutawayLand. 233 00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:54,193 I remember this one. It takes a while. 234 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:58,631 Longer than it took to get my iPad back from Chris. 235 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,266 What is he watching? 236 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:03,702 BBC. Let's see what's going on in England. 237 00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:06,338 Huh, I didn't know there was a BBC 12. 238 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:07,940 Oh, my God! 239 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:10,276 Brexit. Stage right. 240 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:13,780 Actually, I will take this. 241 00:10:17,817 --> 00:10:19,585 This is wonderful, too. 242 00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:22,121 I've always wanted to ride in a hot-air balloon. 243 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,791 Actually, Lois, it's a fart-air balloon. 244 00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:31,897 So, what do you think of Santa Fe? 245 00:10:31,898 --> 00:10:33,198 This is terrible. 246 00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:35,735 I'd rather be in the pancake ER. 247 00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:41,206 - What do we got? - It was a bad flip. 248 00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:42,574 He got folded over on himself, 249 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:44,276 so he's still wet on the other side. 250 00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:45,978 - Was he the first one of the batch? - He was. 251 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,779 Damn it! It's always the first one of the batch. 252 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:49,314 All right, get him in a room 253 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,483 and give him 20 cc's of Log Cabin negative. 254 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,252 The butter burned, 255 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:55,587 so there's a crispy black circle around the circumference. 256 00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:57,256 Son of a bitch. 257 00:10:57,257 --> 00:11:00,559 Tell the family he's going to lose his outer crust. 258 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,361 - Excuse me, Doctor? - What?! 259 00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:03,629 Pancakes aren't people. 260 00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:05,898 We need this wing for Covid. 261 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,736 I can't believe it. 262 00:11:10,737 --> 00:11:13,172 Principal Shepherd came to our party. 263 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,707 Welcome. Glad to have you, John. 264 00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:17,543 Oh, no, no, no, no. 265 00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:20,379 Is that girl here who wears the butt cheek bottom shorts? 266 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,548 No, she transferred to that alternative school. 267 00:11:22,549 --> 00:11:23,749 Oh. 268 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:26,418 Do you happen to know if they're having a party tonight? 269 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,120 What? You can't leave yet. 270 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:29,588 You haven't even tried the cake. 271 00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:32,824 This cake says, "You can beat chemo, Helen." 272 00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:34,561 It was on a discount. 273 00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:37,763 Helen couldn't beat chemo. 274 00:11:37,764 --> 00:11:39,398 Dancing on a table, yo! 275 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:42,569 Things about to get cra... Oh! 276 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:47,440 Cra... Oh! 277 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,516 Sweet! A cutaway 278 00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:59,618 about an unlocked hospital medicine closet. 279 00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:01,853 I chose this cutaway 'cause it's fun 280 00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:04,456 and for sure not to feed my fentanyl addiction. 281 00:12:05,858 --> 00:12:07,392 ♪ You have AIDS... ♪ 282 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,828 Ooh! And next door is a classic song about AIDS 283 00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:11,463 that I now partly regret. 284 00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,765 What a blessed day in CutawayLand. 285 00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:15,567 Peter, this has been fun, 286 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:16,935 but I want to go back home. 287 00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:18,570 - What? - I miss the kids. 288 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,005 I want to go back. 289 00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:22,407 - I want to see our family. - But, Lois... 290 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:25,210 - Is this Mr. Devanney's room? - Mr. Devanney, right. 291 00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:28,247 That's the name of the guy with the AIDS. Next room over. 292 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,581 Lois, our kids suck 293 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,516 and cutaways are good. What's the problem here? 294 00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:34,419 They may suck, but they're our children. 295 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:37,522 - Tom Devanney? - Tom Devanney, who in fact has AIDS, 296 00:12:37,523 --> 00:12:39,625 - is next door. - My mistake. 297 00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:42,928 "Judy Garland Showtime Pills"? 298 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,230 What do these do? 299 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:48,033 ♪ Forget your troubles, come on, get happy ♪ 300 00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:50,402 ♪ You better chase all your cares away. ♪ 301 00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:53,372 Peter, enough. I know you want to have fun with drugs, 302 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:54,973 but what's the point of drugs 303 00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:56,975 if you don't have kids to share 'em with? 304 00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:58,777 Damn it, Lois. We're having fun for once, 305 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,479 but all you can talk about is the kids. 306 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,282 Well, I'm sorry, Peter. I want to go back. 307 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,985 And with any luck, we'll get home by wine o'clock. 308 00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:10,489 - What was that? - Hilarious mom wine joke. 309 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:14,226 - You think so? - Oh, I don't think. I pinot. 310 00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:16,461 Oh, boy, here I go. 311 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,997 Forgive me, Father, for I have zinned. 312 00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:22,501 - Please-please stop. - Okay, you don't like these jokes, 313 00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:23,935 but let's see what all the moms 314 00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:26,238 eating soup at Panera Bread think. 315 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:30,909 Well, I don't care if you miss the kids. 316 00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:32,444 I am not gonna let you ruin this. 317 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,946 - Tom Brady's locker. - Peter, we've already... 318 00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:36,249 Tom Brady's locker. 319 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,318 Okay, Peter, that's it. 320 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,353 We're going home, and we're going home now. 321 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,754 All right, fine. 322 00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,656 Let's say it at the same time. 323 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:48,328 This is like the time we were together with our family. 324 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,730 Wh-Where am I? 325 00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:53,365 Mom? Dad? 326 00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:56,034 I haven't been given a morsel of food since you left, 327 00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:57,936 by the way. Not one crumb. 328 00:13:57,937 --> 00:14:00,072 I was just driving a car a second ago. 329 00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:01,708 That's a problem, right? 330 00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:08,280 And now to exhibit the only power I have in this world. 331 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:09,614 Stop. 332 00:14:09,615 --> 00:14:11,450 Hey, stop. 333 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,018 He's not stopping. 334 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,187 You're supposed to stop for my hand. 335 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,689 You're supposed to stop for my hand! 336 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:21,059 You're supposed to stop for my hand! 337 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:23,462 You're supposed to stop 338 00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:26,631 for my hand! 339 00:14:26,632 --> 00:14:29,201 - What is this? - It's just a little mix-up. 340 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,669 Peter, let's try it again. 341 00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,704 This is like the time we were together 342 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,974 with our family at home. 343 00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:38,276 What... Why didn't it work? 344 00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:41,279 This is better than being at home. 345 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:44,783 "We make a better team than" at home. 346 00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:46,418 "Worse than" at home? 347 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,353 "The AIDS person is Tom Devanney, 348 00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:51,524 which is the name of a Family Guy writer" home? 349 00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:57,929 Oh, God, Peter. I think we're stuck here. 350 00:14:57,930 --> 00:15:00,232 Yeah. I'm also bummed 'cause I'm missing 351 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:03,001 that Australian guy's marriage to his catamaran. 352 00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:05,670 Didgeridoo you take this boat to be your wife? 353 00:15:05,671 --> 00:15:07,239 - I didgeridoo. - And now, 354 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,107 if there are any spiders the size of dinner plates 355 00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:10,442 that object to this marriage, 356 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:13,078 please speak now or forever hold your peace. 357 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,646 Go get 'em, mate! 358 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:17,182 I now pronounce you man and boat. 359 00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:28,093 Wait, so, when you two disappeared, 360 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,895 you were just doing cutaways? 361 00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:32,664 - And now we're all trapped here? - In our defense, 362 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,433 we only disappeared 'cause we don't like you. 363 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,935 How did we get here? What is this place? 364 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,004 Well, Chris, it's CutawayLand. 365 00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:40,639 Well, what are the rules here? 366 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,742 Okay. It takes a setup from both of us. 367 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:46,144 ♪ Highway ♪ 368 00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:48,847 ♪ Let me slip away on you ♪ 369 00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:51,550 ♪ Carefree highway ♪ 370 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:54,219 ♪ You seen better days. ♪ 371 00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:55,687 And that's how it works. 372 00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:57,956 I still don't fully understand. 373 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,391 Okay. 374 00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,993 In order to move within CutawayLand... 375 00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:04,696 ♪ An old-time movie ♪ 376 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:08,700 ♪ 'Bout a ghost from a wishing well ♪ 377 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:11,937 ♪ In a castle dark. ♪ 378 00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:14,539 I still don't get it, but let's just move on. 379 00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:16,174 What are we gonna do, Mom? 380 00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:18,677 Shut up, everyone, shut up! First things first, 381 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,879 did you clean up the house before coming to CutawayLand? 382 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:24,149 'Cause if it's found messy, it's gonna reflect poorly on me. 383 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,318 Hello? Anyone? 384 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,719 Hmm, quite messy. 385 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,387 That reflects poorly on Mrs. Griffin. 386 00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:31,156 Sorry to intrude. 387 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:34,226 I just wanted to let myself in to your private residence. 388 00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:36,595 Huh. Nobody's home. 389 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:38,463 Nobody's home? 390 00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:40,499 Principal party! 391 00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:43,503 ♪ Now, when I was a young boy ♪ 392 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,673 ♪ At the age of five ♪ 393 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:51,143 ♪ My mother said I was gonna be ♪ 394 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,480 ♪ The greatest man alive ♪ 395 00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:58,084 ♪ But now I'm a man ♪ 396 00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:01,053 ♪ Way past 21. ♪ 397 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,857 We got to get out of here. Come on, let's think. 398 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,425 Huh, look at that. 399 00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:10,161 They've got every other team's playbook alphabetized. 400 00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:12,297 Don't look at the Patriots' rampant cheating. 401 00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:13,532 Look at the Trump hat. 402 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:14,933 There's a phone. 403 00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,768 Maybe we can call someone for help. 404 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:19,371 Joe was looking for you guys before. Maybe he can help. 405 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,873 I'll give it a try. 406 00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:23,909 This cord is all tangled up. 407 00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:26,077 What do I do, Patriots owner Robert Kraft? 408 00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:29,114 Just give it a tug. It'll straighten out. 409 00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:35,186 All right, I'm calling Joe. 410 00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:41,493 ♪ Joe is on a vacation far away ♪ 411 00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:43,461 ♪ You called him up to talk it over ♪ 412 00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:45,096 Oh, yeah, this thing. 413 00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:48,433 ♪ So many things that you want to say ♪ 414 00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:52,370 ♪ Leave your message when the beep is over ♪ 415 00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:56,341 ♪ I don't wanna miss your call tonight ♪ 416 00:17:56,342 --> 00:18:00,011 Super long. 417 00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:03,748 ♪ I already missed your call tonight ♪ 418 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,750 Joe, pick up. 419 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,452 Pick up, Joe. 420 00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:10,288 Hey, Joe, what's with these crooks on Wall Street? 421 00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:12,824 Oh, my God, don't even get me started on those guys. 422 00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:14,759 Joe, shut up. No one cares. Just tell me, 423 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,895 are you in the real world, or are you a cutaway? 424 00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:18,597 Uh, no, I'm at home. 425 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,032 - Why, do you need me for a cutaway? - Okay, good. 426 00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,968 Just making sure you're not Cutaway Joe. 427 00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:24,869 Hey, you know, that should be your answering machine. 428 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:27,672 Cutaway Joe to "Cotton Eye Joe." 429 00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:29,341 Call me back in three minutes. 430 00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,811 - Joe, we don't have... - Call me back in three minutes. 431 00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:36,047 ♪ I just called you, where did you go? ♪ 432 00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:38,516 ♪ Where did you run to, Cutaway Joe? ♪ 433 00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:40,885 - Hilarious, right? - Joe, we're stuck in CutawayLand. 434 00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:42,587 - How do we get out? - Well, 435 00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:45,590 according to a 16-year-old autistic fan in Akron, Ohio, 436 00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:47,225 "In order for the Griffins to escape 437 00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:49,594 "from a theoretical CutawayLand, they must first journey 438 00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:51,763 "back to the original Family Guy cutaway 439 00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,832 with Adolf Hitler and kill him." 440 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,700 That's it! We'll kill Hitler 441 00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:58,436 to prevent CutawayLand and nothing else. 442 00:18:58,437 --> 00:19:01,139 But how do we get there? Our setups aren't working. 443 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,074 Well, this is where it gets a little complicated. 444 00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:05,877 "In order to return to the original cutaway, 445 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:08,146 each family member must..." 446 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:12,283 ♪ Does anyone know where the love of God goes ♪ 447 00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:16,288 ♪ When the waves turn the minutes to hours? ♪ 448 00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:31,436 Wow, Joe's instructions were perfect. 449 00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:33,505 Well, who's going to kill Hitler? 450 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:36,141 Peter, I got to admit, I'm not comfortable with this plan. 451 00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:39,077 Yeah, I know he was evil, but do we really have the right 452 00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:41,246 to take the life of another human being? 453 00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:43,348 Human being? It's Hitler. 454 00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:47,185 Wow, the middle-class morality of Brian Griffin. 455 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,620 Hitler head, yo! 456 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:51,823 He cried like a bitch when I did it. 457 00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:53,459 Let's get out of here. 458 00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:57,429 We're... we're back. 459 00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:59,330 Meg, you saved us. 460 00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:01,499 Why are all these principals in our house? 461 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,838 You don't want all these nuts roaming the streets. 462 00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:09,240 Gary, another LaCroix over here. 463 00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:11,610 - Pamplemousse? - If they have it, yeah. 464 00:20:14,246 --> 00:20:16,815 Peter? Peter, are you okay? 465 00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:18,616 Wh-What? What's happening? 466 00:20:18,617 --> 00:20:20,985 You've been passed out for 22 minutes, 467 00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:23,688 babbling about cutaways and Hitler. 468 00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:26,357 - We were so worried. - I wasn't that worried. 469 00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:28,827 Maybe you shouldn't have eaten those raw oysters. 470 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:31,396 I-I'm fine, I'm fine. Let's just go home. 471 00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:34,232 All right. Let me take this sweet, sticky Popsicle paper 472 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:37,236 to that beach trash can that has bees on it now. 473 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,483 Damn it!