1 00:00:00,169 --> 00:00:03,408 La team Aeon vous présente : 2 00:00:03,413 --> 00:00:07,066 Family Guy Saison 7 Episode 1 : Love Blactually (V.O) 3 00:00:07,186 --> 00:00:10,357 Ont participés à l'épisode : SRV74, Weasel Busters, Arthuruss. 4 00:00:10,477 --> 00:00:12,606 Merci à Raton et Sib. 5 00:00:33,446 --> 00:00:36,970 Come on kids, people are gonna start showing up for the costume party any minute. 6 00:00:37,683 --> 00:00:39,936 - Hey, nice snoopy costume Brian. - Thanks. 7 00:00:40,633 --> 00:00:42,617 Well I guess it's not true what they say, 8 00:00:42,578 --> 00:00:45,409 You can punch snoopy in the stomach as hard as you can and he won't feel it. 9 00:00:45,529 --> 00:00:47,531 - That's Houdini. - No, Brian. 10 00:00:47,515 --> 00:00:48,717 Now, get up and do the dance. 11 00:00:48,701 --> 00:00:50,165 Oh no, I'm not gonna do the dance. 12 00:00:50,149 --> 00:00:51,058 Do the dance! 13 00:01:00,540 --> 00:01:01,344 Hey quagmire, 14 00:01:01,356 --> 00:01:03,713 Oh cool you're dressed like Napolean Dynamite. 15 00:01:03,833 --> 00:01:05,003 Hey do you say anything funny? 16 00:01:05,027 --> 00:01:07,877 No, i just do quirky things for the sake of being quirky. 17 00:01:07,997 --> 00:01:10,681 You strike me as someone i wouldn't enjoy but others might. 18 00:01:10,939 --> 00:01:13,142 - Who are you dressed as, Peter? - I'm Laura Bush. 19 00:01:13,262 --> 00:01:14,652 And I'm the guy she killed. 20 00:01:14,772 --> 00:01:17,696 That's right, I forgot, Laura Bush killed a guy. 21 00:01:17,715 --> 00:01:18,902 Yes, she did. 22 00:01:19,022 --> 00:01:20,658 Laura Bush killed a guy. 23 00:01:20,642 --> 00:01:22,630 Laura Bush killed a guy. 24 00:01:24,234 --> 00:01:24,973 Well, come on in. 25 00:01:26,380 --> 00:01:29,154 Oh, you know this is why you, Brian, remember? 26 00:01:29,174 --> 00:01:31,131 the last couple of weeks i kept saying: 27 00:01:31,155 --> 00:01:33,863 Can I have a couple minutes of your time to talk to you about something? 28 00:01:33,882 --> 00:01:35,300 This is what it was about. 29 00:01:35,610 --> 00:01:36,905 This evening is ruined. 30 00:01:36,889 --> 00:01:38,029 Look I... well what? 31 00:01:38,012 --> 00:01:40,415 This evening is ruined. My all evening is ruined. 32 00:01:40,535 --> 00:01:42,202 - Why you saying it like that? - Saying what? 33 00:01:42,322 --> 00:01:43,998 I'm just pointing out the party is ru-ined. 34 00:01:44,020 --> 00:01:45,946 You know, I'm not gonna get sucked into this. 35 00:01:48,745 --> 00:01:50,193 Okay, just so I'm sure, really? 36 00:01:50,493 --> 00:01:53,142 Are-are you just trying to piss me off, or is that really how you say that? 37 00:01:53,138 --> 00:01:55,259 What are you talking about? I'm talking about this ru-ined evening. 38 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:56,550 That's not how you say ruined. 39 00:01:56,574 --> 00:01:57,483 What, ru-ined? 40 00:01:57,603 --> 00:01:59,810 What do you call the remains of ancient greek structures. 41 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:01,663 - Ruins? - And how would you describe this evening? 42 00:02:01,684 --> 00:02:03,586 Oh, ru-ined, of course. This evening is ru-ined. 43 00:02:03,610 --> 00:02:05,074 - Say ruined. - Ru-ined. 44 00:02:05,043 --> 00:02:06,337 - Ruined. - Ru-ined. 45 00:02:06,306 --> 00:02:07,542 - Ruined. - Ru-ined. 46 00:02:07,583 --> 00:02:09,665 - Dumbass. - Oh Brian, don't be cru-el. 47 00:02:10,289 --> 00:02:11,830 That's a great costume Joe. 48 00:02:11,950 --> 00:02:15,558 - Are you FDR? - No, I'm olympic swimmer Mark Spitz. 49 00:02:15,678 --> 00:02:19,425 - Oh, you mean like if he dove into the shallow end? - No, regular Mark Spitz. 50 00:02:19,545 --> 00:02:21,265 Wait, are you Stephen Hawking at the beach? 51 00:02:21,283 --> 00:02:22,739 No, I'm Mark Spitz! 52 00:02:22,859 --> 00:02:24,451 He won seven gold medals! 53 00:02:24,465 --> 00:02:27,100 Oh, I get it, you're crippled Magnum PI. 54 00:02:27,087 --> 00:02:29,821 I'm... Fine, I'm crippled Magnum PI. 55 00:02:32,347 --> 00:02:35,115 Brian, there's that girl from our yoga class I wanted you to meet. 56 00:02:35,235 --> 00:02:38,227 Now, look Lois, I appreciate it, but I..I'm not into fix-ups. 57 00:02:38,347 --> 00:02:41,424 Oh come on, you gotta get yourself back out there. 58 00:02:41,709 --> 00:02:43,751 Jane, this is Brian. 59 00:02:44,194 --> 00:02:47,428 Oh Brian, Lois has told me so much about you. 60 00:02:47,548 --> 00:02:49,637 Wow, you're even more handsome than she said. 61 00:02:49,757 --> 00:02:53,239 Hey, thanks. So uh... that's a great costume. 62 00:02:53,359 --> 00:02:57,424 - What are you, one of Freddy Krueger's victims? - I'm a victim of the liberal agenda. 63 00:02:57,544 --> 00:02:58,708 I'm a murdered fetus. 64 00:02:58,733 --> 00:03:01,784 Did you know that Democrats murder thousands of babies every year? 65 00:03:01,821 --> 00:03:05,591 And sometimes babies are put back into the womb just so that they can be aborted again? 66 00:03:06,226 --> 00:03:09,071 - Have you ever had any sex that was voluntary? - No, I have not. 67 00:03:09,058 --> 00:03:11,226 Yeah, have a good evening. Come on, buddy, lets go. 68 00:03:12,523 --> 00:03:14,594 Yep, with a capital C. 69 00:03:18,470 --> 00:03:20,273 Oh, stop looking so depressed, Brian. 70 00:03:20,304 --> 00:03:23,695 I'm sure one day you'll meet a girl who loves abortion as much as you do. 71 00:03:23,717 --> 00:03:25,392 That's not the point, Stewie. I'm just... 72 00:03:25,414 --> 00:03:27,802 tired of every girl I meet beeing crazy. 73 00:03:27,922 --> 00:03:29,390 Ah, things'll work out for you. 74 00:03:29,353 --> 00:03:33,289 Now, come on, let's forget our problems and get lost in the world of books. 75 00:03:33,696 --> 00:03:38,749 Ooh! "Horton Hears Domestic Violence in the Next Apartment and Doesn't Call 911" 76 00:03:38,750 --> 00:03:41,377 - You think it's easy working all day?! - No. - You think I like it?! 77 00:03:41,401 --> 00:03:43,652 I don't think it's easy, but, yes, I do think you like it! 78 00:03:43,638 --> 00:03:46,676 No, I, yeah, I like being away from you, 'cause I can't stand looking at you! 79 00:03:46,706 --> 00:03:48,058 You... 80 00:03:49,057 --> 00:03:51,598 Hey, you think I wanna do that?! You think I wanna hurt you?! 81 00:03:51,617 --> 00:03:54,950 - Not in front of the baby. - I don't wanna hurt you! You make me hurt you! 82 00:03:54,978 --> 00:03:57,673 I'm sure there's two sides to this. 83 00:03:59,599 --> 00:04:01,103 - Oops. - I'm sorry. 84 00:04:01,104 --> 00:04:04,543 - I-I don't think you want this book, It's all about atheism. - Oh, I know. 85 00:04:04,501 --> 00:04:05,965 - I'm an atheist. - Really? 86 00:04:06,085 --> 00:04:07,919 - So am I. - It's all yours. 87 00:04:07,891 --> 00:04:09,797 I feel bad, taking the last copy. 88 00:04:09,804 --> 00:04:11,820 Well, there's..one way to settle this. 89 00:04:11,792 --> 00:04:13,891 If there is a God, send another copy. 90 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:16,237 Oh, I guess that's our answer. 91 00:04:17,664 --> 00:04:20,462 Tell you what, how about I take it and then send it after i read it. 92 00:04:20,669 --> 00:04:21,373 Swear to god? 93 00:04:22,594 --> 00:04:23,899 Stop it! 94 00:04:24,275 --> 00:04:27,458 'Cause... missing will... Hey, listen... here's-here's my address. 95 00:04:28,162 --> 00:04:29,880 Thanks. See you later. 96 00:04:36,420 --> 00:04:38,045 God, still no mail for me, huh? 97 00:04:38,165 --> 00:04:41,397 Geez, Brian, you've been going to the mail every day for a week, what are you looking for? 98 00:04:41,517 --> 00:04:43,416 I'm expecting a very important package. 99 00:04:43,435 --> 00:04:44,251 Another one? 100 00:04:44,371 --> 00:04:46,693 You haven't even open the one that came for you a week ago. 101 00:04:48,190 --> 00:04:50,434 You idiot! What didn't you tell me this was here? 102 00:04:50,463 --> 00:04:52,745 Because, i have been using it as a hat-weight. 103 00:04:52,763 --> 00:04:54,660 - A what? - A hat-weight Brian. 104 00:04:54,923 --> 00:04:58,153 My hat kept blowing away so i put the package on it so i wouldn't loose it. 105 00:04:58,273 --> 00:05:01,656 That's the dumbest think I've ever heard, you don't wear a hat and there's no wind in here. 106 00:05:06,689 --> 00:05:09,271 You, Sir, owe me one new hat. 107 00:05:12,778 --> 00:05:15,294 You know huh... I was really glad you sent me the book. 108 00:05:15,336 --> 00:05:18,230 I won't lie to you, I came this close to praying that I'd see you again. 109 00:05:18,350 --> 00:05:19,806 Good thing you didn't, because... 110 00:05:19,926 --> 00:05:21,327 Who would hear it, right? 111 00:05:22,726 --> 00:05:25,205 Can I interest you folks in some of our heavenly cheesecake? 112 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:28,571 No, but I'll have some of your "There is no after-life Soufflé". 113 00:05:31,295 --> 00:05:32,619 Now we got the waiter involved. 114 00:05:33,426 --> 00:05:36,187 I love being a part of things. I'll bring your dessert now. 115 00:05:37,145 --> 00:05:39,746 You know Carolyn, I rarely find myself 116 00:05:39,765 --> 00:05:43,370 connected with another person like I have with you. I'm really enjoying your compagny. 117 00:05:44,385 --> 00:05:45,709 Me too, Brian. 118 00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:52,402 The boat rides we would take 119 00:05:52,522 --> 00:05:55,999 The moonlight on the lake 120 00:05:56,119 --> 00:06:02,466 The way we danced and hummed our favorite song 121 00:06:03,848 --> 00:06:10,635 The things we did last summer 122 00:06:11,128 --> 00:06:17,889 I'll remember all winter long 123 00:06:19,029 --> 00:06:22,598 The Midway and the fun 124 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:26,846 The Cupie dolls we won 125 00:06:26,966 --> 00:06:32,976 The bell I rang to prove that I was strong 126 00:06:34,492 --> 00:06:41,142 The things we did last summer 127 00:06:42,081 --> 00:06:48,888 I'll remember all winter long 128 00:06:49,671 --> 00:06:52,227 I had a really great time tonight, Brian. 129 00:06:52,347 --> 00:06:55,081 Well, is there... any reason it has to end? 130 00:06:57,341 --> 00:06:59,067 Don't do it Brian. 131 00:07:01,877 --> 00:07:03,978 What the hell? Ex-excuse me for a second. 132 00:07:04,853 --> 00:07:07,107 Stewie, have you been hiding in the back all evening? 133 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:09,379 Yes, I'm saving you from yourself Brian. 134 00:07:09,499 --> 00:07:12,199 You almost went in there and tried to have sex with that girl. 135 00:07:12,396 --> 00:07:15,711 - So, what's wrong with that? - That's why you can't maintain a relationship. 136 00:07:15,831 --> 00:07:18,424 You always try too soon and end up blowing it. 137 00:07:18,544 --> 00:07:19,289 Think about it. 138 00:07:19,655 --> 00:07:21,054 God, you know maybe you're right. 139 00:07:21,298 --> 00:07:24,199 I-I do, I-I always try and jump into the sex right away. 140 00:07:24,758 --> 00:07:26,176 Maybe that's what screws things up. 141 00:07:26,711 --> 00:07:28,936 You know... I'm gonna take it slow this time. 142 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:33,829 - Listen, huh... I-I gotta go. - Really? 143 00:07:34,101 --> 00:07:35,688 Don't worry, you'll see me again. 144 00:07:38,364 --> 00:07:40,965 Good job Brian, don't worry I'll help you through this. 145 00:07:42,448 --> 00:07:44,012 So, you want to get something to eat? 146 00:07:44,435 --> 00:07:46,510 Can we go some place where the menus have pictures of the food? 147 00:07:46,519 --> 00:07:48,397 OH LET'S GO SOME PLACE WHERE THE MENUS HAVE PICTURES OF FOOD! 148 00:07:52,181 --> 00:07:54,397 Gosh... I really enjoyed the movie tonight. 149 00:07:54,435 --> 00:07:56,576 Yeah... You knew it was gonna be a touching comedy 150 00:07:56,604 --> 00:07:58,172 because Robin Williams had a beard. 151 00:07:58,998 --> 00:08:01,928 My back is so stiff from sitting in that theater chair. 152 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:03,857 I could probably use a backrub. 153 00:08:04,435 --> 00:08:06,463 - Do you mind? - Nope, not at all. 154 00:08:06,951 --> 00:08:09,590 You know I huh... took a Thaï massage class at the Learning Annex. 155 00:08:11,838 --> 00:08:13,557 Boy, that's an awfully loud owl. 156 00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:16,017 Don't do it Brian! 157 00:08:16,740 --> 00:08:18,618 Take it slow. 158 00:08:19,778 --> 00:08:22,041 'Course I'll tell you what would really set you right is uh... 159 00:08:22,069 --> 00:08:23,750 couple of Aleves and a good night's sleep. 160 00:08:25,731 --> 00:08:29,591 - Alright, if you say so. - Well, I... guess I should say good night. 161 00:08:31,948 --> 00:08:32,906 Good job Brian! 162 00:08:33,764 --> 00:08:36,215 - Hi there. - Not interested. - Ok. 163 00:08:39,793 --> 00:08:41,286 Ooh, tandem bike. 164 00:08:41,587 --> 00:08:45,239 You gonna take a ride out in the country and let the AIDS blow through your hair? 165 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:47,760 Get lost Stewie, I am getting laid tonight. 166 00:08:48,605 --> 00:08:51,516 - What happened to "taking it slow"? - I have been taking it slow. 167 00:08:51,544 --> 00:08:53,929 We've been going out for three weeks and I haven't tried anything. 168 00:08:54,143 --> 00:08:56,296 Even though she's been giving me some pretty strong signals. 169 00:08:56,868 --> 00:08:59,131 So, do you have any thoughts on what you might wanna do tonight? 170 00:09:00,944 --> 00:09:02,596 I don't know... 171 00:09:04,301 --> 00:09:06,817 I don't know Brian, you don't want to mess things up. 172 00:09:07,070 --> 00:09:08,686 Well, we'll find out tonight, won't we? 173 00:09:08,883 --> 00:09:11,418 Alright, but just one last piece of advice: Remember, 174 00:09:11,695 --> 00:09:16,117 listen to her body, and respond the way you'd want her to respond to you. 175 00:09:17,292 --> 00:09:19,357 Okay, thanks. That's very helpful. 176 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:22,653 You'll be a wonderful lover, Brian. 177 00:09:25,001 --> 00:09:27,949 - What are you doing? - Oh, sorry, you just had a little... something. 178 00:09:46,311 --> 00:09:49,541 Oh my God! Carolyn?! Cleveland?! 179 00:09:49,570 --> 00:09:53,138 Oh hey Brian, close that window you're letting all the stink out. 180 00:09:54,612 --> 00:09:57,776 I don't believe this. Cleveland you're sleeping with my girlfriend. 181 00:09:57,804 --> 00:10:00,471 Nobody told me Carolyn was your girlfriend. 182 00:10:00,591 --> 00:10:04,138 - I'm not his girlfriend. - Carolyn what are you talking about? We've been dating for three weeks. 183 00:10:04,176 --> 00:10:07,853 Well, you never made a move on me so I thought you just wanted to be friends. 184 00:10:07,839 --> 00:10:10,960 And I met Cleveland, and, things just kinda took off. 185 00:10:11,650 --> 00:10:13,735 But...H-how did you even meet each other? 186 00:10:13,742 --> 00:10:15,371 We met at the Starbucks. 187 00:10:15,357 --> 00:10:18,449 She started going on about her new brazilian wax 188 00:10:18,450 --> 00:10:20,908 and not wearing any underpants and whatnot. 189 00:10:21,028 --> 00:10:24,754 I'd have to be a homosexual to ignore a signal like that. 190 00:10:24,753 --> 00:10:28,882 But, Carolyn, you completely misunderstood me... I wanted you like crazy, but... 191 00:10:29,213 --> 00:10:32,762 - I just figured if I showed a little restraint you'd respect me. - I do. 192 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:33,758 As do I. 193 00:10:33,979 --> 00:10:36,165 Now why don't you go hop on that gay bike of yours 194 00:10:36,176 --> 00:10:39,363 and go get yourself a lollipop or a cupcake or something. 195 00:10:41,369 --> 00:10:43,656 We're good, Brian, we're good. 196 00:10:49,731 --> 00:10:51,678 So, Carolyn... 197 00:10:52,612 --> 00:10:57,242 - Guess she should have hit that when you had the chance Brian. - What? you are the one who told me to wait ! 198 00:10:57,277 --> 00:10:59,223 Oh, you're crazy bitch, I didn't say that, bitch. 199 00:10:59,224 --> 00:11:02,552 - Yeah, well thanks to you, I lost her to Cleveland. - You know what you need? 200 00:11:02,523 --> 00:11:06,459 You need to stop pointing fingers, and get out of the house, have some fun! 201 00:11:06,430 --> 00:11:10,752 Real fun, not like thirty-seven year-old woman on a Blind Date fun. 202 00:11:11,637 --> 00:11:13,984 This is fun, right. We're having fun. 203 00:11:14,012 --> 00:11:18,041 I mean, so what if you forgot your wallet, I'll pay. I'm gonna pay for us. 204 00:11:18,064 --> 00:11:22,834 You'll get it next time, yeah. So you're impressive right? killed a man. 205 00:11:22,862 --> 00:11:26,542 - I'm sure it was on self-defence. - No. I just felt like killing. 206 00:11:28,844 --> 00:11:33,952 You tell the best stories. Me and my three eggs are having the best time. 207 00:11:37,407 --> 00:11:39,520 We're gonna get you back on your feet Brian. 208 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:42,835 I know what always make me feel better. Delicious sweets. 209 00:11:43,032 --> 00:11:45,548 Halloo! Welcome to Fjurg's Backery. 210 00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:47,577 Would you like a hot piss of pee? 211 00:11:47,839 --> 00:11:49,220 - It's on the hoose! - What? 212 00:11:50,154 --> 00:11:53,037 Oh noo! You're covered in my hot pee! 213 00:11:53,286 --> 00:11:56,027 You can wash yourself off in the WC. 214 00:12:02,343 --> 00:12:05,704 - Oh, you know, I can just wash if off when I get home. - Why, what's in here? 215 00:12:10,780 --> 00:12:13,334 Wait... wait... wait... 216 00:12:13,765 --> 00:12:16,826 Oooh, and boom goes the dynamite. 217 00:12:20,455 --> 00:12:23,037 Ok look, next time we'll go to another store, how about that? 218 00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:25,159 Just... forget her alright? I just want to sit here 219 00:12:25,279 --> 00:12:27,076 watch the ball game and have a few beers. 220 00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:29,930 It's ball three, low and outside to Ramirez. 221 00:12:29,959 --> 00:12:31,320 Wait a minute, what's this? 222 00:12:31,358 --> 00:12:35,006 There appears to be a interracial couple making love on second base. 223 00:12:35,048 --> 00:12:38,879 The crowd's enjoying it and it looks like the Empire's gonna let them finish. 224 00:12:38,916 --> 00:12:41,968 Ooh, and boom goes the dynamite. 225 00:12:42,001 --> 00:12:44,883 - There it is. - I'll tell you what this would be painful 226 00:12:44,884 --> 00:12:46,489 to watch if you love that girl. 227 00:12:49,593 --> 00:12:53,584 Boy what are the odds of running into Cleveland and Carolyn everywhere we went, huh? 228 00:12:53,612 --> 00:12:56,260 Well, as long as we just stay here in the house we're safe, right? 229 00:12:56,668 --> 00:13:00,903 - Oh that was a great game. - Carolyn it's been so nice getting to know you. 230 00:13:00,940 --> 00:13:03,870 Yeah Cleveland, she's way more fun than that wife you used to have. 231 00:13:03,990 --> 00:13:07,044 Wha-what was her name? Lizzy or Florida or something. 232 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:09,053 - Jennifer Hudson. - Loretta. 233 00:13:09,367 --> 00:13:11,912 You know it's amazing Cleveland, you went from a black 234 00:13:11,940 --> 00:13:15,931 woman to a white woman without having to take a hispanic woman step in between. 235 00:13:18,687 --> 00:13:21,729 - Loretta! That's our answer. - What do you mean? 236 00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:23,203 We've just got to go talk to Loretta. 237 00:13:23,323 --> 00:13:26,682 If we can get her back with Cleveland, Carolyn's all yours. 238 00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:30,682 That's a long shot. But so was the shouting Arab Gram business. 239 00:13:35,143 --> 00:13:36,476 From John and Keith. 240 00:13:40,913 --> 00:13:43,288 You know what, this is never gonna work, Stewie. Loretta cheated on 241 00:13:43,326 --> 00:13:45,129 Cleveland. She's not gonna want to go back to him. 242 00:13:45,166 --> 00:13:47,936 Oh, she can be convinced, Brian. Just let me do the talking. 243 00:13:47,955 --> 00:13:49,683 No, I think I can communicate with her better. 244 00:13:49,711 --> 00:13:51,458 She's only gonna get the gist of what you're saying. 245 00:13:51,578 --> 00:13:54,636 Really? Isn't she one of those people outside the family who can understand me? 246 00:13:54,756 --> 00:13:57,650 No, I think because of Cleveland, she's close enough to the main cast 247 00:13:57,674 --> 00:13:59,345 - that it might be a little weird. - Really? 248 00:13:59,379 --> 00:14:02,312 - We're filming. - Ok, ok, alright, sorry, sorry. Ring the doorbell. 249 00:14:06,932 --> 00:14:09,176 - Hi Loretta. - Brian, Stewie. 250 00:14:09,444 --> 00:14:13,191 - What are you doing here? - Huh... well, to be honest Loretta... 251 00:14:13,660 --> 00:14:17,304 - Cleveland sent us, he... really want you back. - What? 252 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:18,782 Yes, he says he misses that 253 00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:23,383 perfect figure. 254 00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:26,210 Well, I get the gist of what you're saying, Stewie. 255 00:14:26,330 --> 00:14:30,435 But I can never go back to Cleveland. Not after all the pain I cause him. 256 00:14:30,858 --> 00:14:31,797 I'm sorry. 257 00:14:32,999 --> 00:14:36,041 - Hey Brian, d'you see that treadmill in the living room? - Yeah. 258 00:14:42,225 --> 00:14:45,314 - Brian, may I speak with you? - Oh, Cleveland. 259 00:14:45,642 --> 00:14:46,863 I didn't reconize you without my 260 00:14:46,900 --> 00:14:48,515 girlfriend wrapped around your waist. 261 00:14:48,751 --> 00:14:51,671 She and I are both to a point of great soreness. 262 00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:52,911 So we took a break. 263 00:14:53,412 --> 00:14:55,914 Listen, I just wanna clear any bad feelings 264 00:14:55,945 --> 00:14:57,835 you may have about me and Carolyn. 265 00:14:59,237 --> 00:15:00,984 I guess it's okay. These are 266 00:15:01,685 --> 00:15:03,648 passing flings, nothing to get upset about. 267 00:15:03,854 --> 00:15:04,230 Good. 268 00:15:04,451 --> 00:15:07,286 Because we're gonna elope in Hawaii tomorrow night! 269 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:10,493 - What? - You got a problem with that, you can go fuck yourself. 270 00:15:15,577 --> 00:15:17,680 - Loretta. - Hello, Cleveland. 271 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,070 What are you doing here? 272 00:15:19,190 --> 00:15:23,042 Cleveland, I've been doing some thinking lately about how much I miss you. 273 00:15:23,568 --> 00:15:25,418 I'm sorry if I hurted you. 274 00:15:25,723 --> 00:15:28,367 I want us to be together again as a family, and 275 00:15:28,751 --> 00:15:31,127 I promess I'll never betray you again. 276 00:15:31,719 --> 00:15:33,287 I love you Cleveland. 277 00:15:34,883 --> 00:15:38,770 I'm no meteorologist, but I'm pretty sure it's rainin' bitches. 278 00:15:42,808 --> 00:15:47,334 I-I don't know what to do. Carolyn and I are supposed to elope tomorrow. 279 00:15:47,353 --> 00:15:49,611 But here comes Loretta all apologetic 280 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:52,353 and wanting to get our family back together and whatnot. 281 00:15:52,473 --> 00:15:55,861 I wouldn't forgive her so fast Cleveland. Remember she slept with Quagmire. 282 00:15:55,981 --> 00:15:58,001 Yeah, she really acted crazy. 283 00:15:58,245 --> 00:16:00,376 Well, just-just wait a minute you guys, let's not be 284 00:16:00,395 --> 00:16:02,555 so quick to demonize Loretta, I mean... 285 00:16:02,675 --> 00:16:04,513 Whatever happened to "Forgive and Forget"? 286 00:16:04,633 --> 00:16:06,339 Oh, you just want Cleveland out of the picture, 287 00:16:06,345 --> 00:16:07,771 so you can get back with Carolyn. 288 00:16:08,484 --> 00:16:09,235 You know Brian... 289 00:16:10,199 --> 00:16:11,485 Sometimes... 290 00:16:12,818 --> 00:16:15,532 I don't believe I know you. 291 00:16:15,771 --> 00:16:18,954 That-that's not it at all. I-I happen to think Loretta is very beautiful 292 00:16:19,668 --> 00:16:21,734 with her sassy wisdom and 293 00:16:22,241 --> 00:16:23,621 speedbag arm fat. 294 00:16:24,852 --> 00:16:28,861 I guess at the very least i could go talk to her tomorrow and see how I feel. 295 00:16:29,335 --> 00:16:30,922 Thanks for your help, Griffins. 296 00:16:32,016 --> 00:16:34,307 Brian, do you really think Loretta is beautiful? 297 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,349 Absolutely, that's really how I feel. 298 00:16:36,903 --> 00:16:39,476 Now it is true her personality is abrasive. 299 00:16:39,701 --> 00:16:41,297 Slightly abrasive. 300 00:16:41,787 --> 00:16:44,190 But overall, Loretta is a delightful person, 301 00:16:44,209 --> 00:16:46,294 very pleasant to be around, and free to 302 00:16:46,322 --> 00:16:48,153 pursue a life of religious fulfillment 303 00:16:52,050 --> 00:16:54,378 I'm really concerned about Cleveland. 304 00:16:54,688 --> 00:16:56,707 What Loretta did was inforgivable. 305 00:16:56,745 --> 00:16:58,998 - I hope he doesn't go back to her. - I hear you Lois. 306 00:16:59,642 --> 00:17:01,219 You know there might be a way to 307 00:17:01,238 --> 00:17:03,595 drive the point home that she hasn't changed. 308 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,933 - How would you do that? - Hang on. 309 00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:07,097 Hey, Quagmire! 310 00:17:08,126 --> 00:17:09,672 - Quagmire? - What? 311 00:17:09,679 --> 00:17:12,386 - You busy right now? - No, I've got a hand free, what's up? 312 00:17:12,506 --> 00:17:14,778 Would you mind getting Loretta to sleep with you again? 313 00:17:15,956 --> 00:17:18,134 Possibly, huh... in what context? 314 00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:20,660 Well we're trying to make Cleveland see that she's no good 315 00:17:20,679 --> 00:17:23,590 and that he can't trust her and if he catches you guys in the act 316 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:27,606 Oh, Oh Ok, Ok I'm with you now... I can probably work that in. 317 00:17:27,726 --> 00:17:29,013 Terrific. Thank you. 318 00:17:29,595 --> 00:17:32,600 This is perfect Lois. We'll expose Loretta for who she is. 319 00:17:32,976 --> 00:17:35,642 Just like Cyrano was exposed for being an antisemitic. 320 00:17:36,149 --> 00:17:38,257 I love you for all that you are. 321 00:17:39,924 --> 00:17:42,337 In spite of the fact that your people control 322 00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:44,985 a disproportion in amount of the world's wealth. 323 00:17:46,478 --> 00:17:49,980 And in all likelihood are probably responsible for starting 324 00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:52,309 every major war since the dawn of t... 325 00:17:52,347 --> 00:17:54,554 Dude, again with this? What's your problem?! 326 00:17:54,591 --> 00:17:57,464 - Who is in the bush? - Mind your own business you stupid jew. 327 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:05,328 - Room service. - I didn't order no room service. 328 00:18:05,356 --> 00:18:06,286 It's complementary. 329 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:09,763 We have a club sandwich, a fruit plate and a 330 00:18:09,782 --> 00:18:12,268 sight of HOT BEEF STEAK! 331 00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:16,873 - Glenn Quagmire. You get outta here. - Come on Baby, time for round two. 332 00:18:18,859 --> 00:18:21,187 You're the devil! You ruined my marriage! 333 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:24,549 Oh, you can't resist the Q man and my superpower Genitalia. 334 00:18:24,756 --> 00:18:26,690 Apache penis Ee-nay-chuck! 335 00:18:29,414 --> 00:18:30,962 You go on and beat a little neck. 336 00:18:31,207 --> 00:18:34,475 I'm a changed woman. I don't mess with your kind anymore. 337 00:18:34,503 --> 00:18:35,977 You're a meanie! 338 00:18:37,564 --> 00:18:38,658 Hey Quagmire. 339 00:18:40,057 --> 00:18:42,508 - Hey Cleveland. - Why are you staying in a hotel? 340 00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:45,898 My... house burned down. 341 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,330 - Why are you naked? - Naked? 342 00:18:50,222 --> 00:18:53,813 But everybody's been telling me i'm wearing magnificent robes made from the finest silk. 343 00:18:59,959 --> 00:19:01,836 - Cleveland. - Hello Lorreta. 344 00:19:01,956 --> 00:19:04,691 Oh come here baby. Have you thought about what I said? 345 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:05,823 Yes I have. 346 00:19:06,171 --> 00:19:07,786 And I still love you Loretta. 347 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,405 - Oh, Cleveland. - But... 348 00:19:11,597 --> 00:19:13,100 I can't take you back. 349 00:19:13,438 --> 00:19:15,203 - Why not? - Loretta... 350 00:19:15,217 --> 00:19:19,461 I came over here wanting to believe that there was still a chance for us. 351 00:19:20,236 --> 00:19:24,011 But, on the way, i passed a lake, skipped a few rocks 352 00:19:24,049 --> 00:19:26,340 and had some black-guy thinking time. 353 00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:32,678 Loretta, we lived certain parts of our lives in the past for a reason. 354 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:35,636 What you and I, you can go ahead and put you clothes back on. 355 00:19:35,843 --> 00:19:38,782 What you and I have was a wonderful thing. 356 00:19:39,115 --> 00:19:42,364 and as much as I still have a great deal of love for you, 357 00:19:42,805 --> 00:19:44,185 our time is over. 358 00:19:44,874 --> 00:19:48,023 - I love somebody else. - Oh, Cleveland... 359 00:19:48,009 --> 00:19:52,123 - Isn't there anything I can do to make you happy. - Yes, there is. 360 00:19:52,130 --> 00:19:54,353 You can live your life, Loretta. 361 00:19:54,650 --> 00:19:57,678 Live it as full and as wonderful as you can. 362 00:19:57,798 --> 00:19:59,565 I love you. 363 00:20:17,094 --> 00:20:19,193 Oh my God, Carolyn?! 364 00:20:19,931 --> 00:20:21,201 Quagmire?! 365 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:23,853 Cleveland, close the window, you're letting the stink out. 366 00:20:27,608 --> 00:20:31,170 - Well, we both got screwed by the same girl. - Yep. 367 00:20:31,290 --> 00:20:32,979 I guess it's alright though. 368 00:20:33,213 --> 00:20:37,591 - You and I will found true love someday. - Yeah, I suppose. 369 00:20:38,045 --> 00:20:42,658 - So, how was it having sex with Carolyn? - I think I'm gonna remember it forever. 370 00:20:42,778 --> 00:20:47,035 - Oh yeah, how so ? - Brian, do you think you could identify a genital wart? 371 00:20:49,192 --> 00:20:52,591 I... I-I-I... I-I would think that would be something you'd check with your doctor about. 372 00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:53,878 - Okay. - Okay? 373 00:20:54,243 --> 00:20:56,610 - Yeah. - Alright, 'cause I'm, I'm-I'm not a doctor, I can't... 374 00:20:56,614 --> 00:20:59,304 - No, I understand. - Okay, so, we're-we're still friends? - Yeah, yeah. 375 00:20:59,424 --> 00:20:59,966 Okay. 376 00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:03,445 Well, summer's coming on. 377 00:21:04,633 --> 00:21:05,682 It hurts.