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La team Aeon vous présente :
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Family Guy Saison 7 Episode 1 : Love Blactually (V.O)
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Ont participés à l'épisode : SRV74, Weasel Busters, Arthuruss.
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Merci à Raton et Sib.
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Come on kids, people are gonna start showing up for the costume party any minute.
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- Hey, nice snoopy costume Brian.
- Thanks.
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Well I guess it's not true what they say,
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You can punch snoopy in the stomach as hard as you can and he
won't feel it.
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- That's Houdini.
- No, Brian.
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Now, get up and do the dance.
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Oh no, I'm not gonna do the dance.
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Do the dance!
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Hey quagmire,
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Oh cool you're dressed like Napolean Dynamite.
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Hey do you say anything funny?
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No, i just do quirky things for the sake of being quirky.
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You strike me as someone i wouldn't enjoy but others might.
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- Who are you dressed as, Peter?
- I'm Laura Bush.
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And I'm the guy she killed.
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That's right, I forgot, Laura Bush killed a guy.
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Yes, she did.
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Laura Bush killed a guy.
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Laura Bush killed a guy.
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Well, come on in.
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Oh, you know this is why you, Brian, remember?
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the last couple of weeks i kept saying:
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Can I have a couple minutes of your time to talk to you about something?
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This is what it was about.
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This evening is ruined.
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Look I... well what?
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This evening is ruined. My all evening is ruined.
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- Why you saying it like that?
- Saying what?
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I'm just pointing out the party is ru-ined.
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You know, I'm not gonna get sucked into this.
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Okay, just so I'm sure, really?
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Are-are you just trying to piss me off, or is that really how you say that?
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What are you talking about? I'm talking about this ru-ined evening.
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That's not how you say ruined.
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What, ru-ined?
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What do you call the remains of ancient greek structures.
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- Ruins?
- And how would you describe this evening?
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Oh, ru-ined, of course. This evening is ru-ined.
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- Say ruined.
- Ru-ined.
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- Ruined.
- Ru-ined.
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- Ruined.
- Ru-ined.
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- Dumbass.
- Oh Brian, don't be cru-el.
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That's a great costume Joe.
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- Are you FDR?
- No, I'm olympic swimmer Mark Spitz.
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- Oh, you mean like if he dove into the shallow end?
- No, regular Mark Spitz.
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Wait, are you Stephen Hawking at the beach?
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No, I'm Mark Spitz!
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He won seven gold medals!
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Oh, I get it, you're crippled Magnum PI.
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I'm... Fine, I'm crippled Magnum PI.
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Brian, there's that girl from our yoga class I wanted you to meet.
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Now, look Lois, I appreciate it, but I..I'm not into fix-ups.
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Oh come on, you gotta get yourself back out there.
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Jane, this is Brian.
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Oh Brian, Lois has told me so much about you.
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Wow, you're even more handsome than she said.
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Hey, thanks. So uh... that's a great costume.
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- What are you, one of Freddy Krueger's victims?
- I'm a victim of the liberal agenda.
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I'm a murdered fetus.
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Did you know that Democrats murder thousands of babies every year?
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And sometimes babies are put back into the womb just so that they can be aborted again?
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- Have you ever had any sex that was voluntary?
- No, I have not.
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Yeah, have a good evening. Come on, buddy, lets go.
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Yep, with a capital C.
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Oh, stop looking so depressed, Brian.
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I'm sure one day you'll meet a girl who loves abortion as much as you do.
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That's not the point, Stewie. I'm just...
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tired of every girl I meet beeing crazy.
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Ah, things'll work out for you.
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Now, come on, let's forget our problems and get lost in the world of books.
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Ooh! "Horton Hears Domestic Violence in the Next Apartment and Doesn't Call 911"
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- You think it's easy working all day?!
- No.
- You think I like it?!
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I don't think it's easy, but, yes, I do think you like it!
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No, I, yeah, I like being away from you, 'cause I can't stand looking at you!
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You...
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Hey, you think I wanna do that?! You think I wanna hurt you?!
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- Not in front of the baby.
- I don't wanna hurt you! You make me hurt you!
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I'm sure there's two sides to this.
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- Oops.
- I'm sorry.
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- I-I don't think you want this book, It's all about atheism.
- Oh, I know.
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- I'm an atheist.
- Really?
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- So am I.
- It's all yours.
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I feel bad, taking the last copy.
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Well, there's..one way to settle this.
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If there is a God, send another copy.
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Oh, I guess that's our answer.
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Tell you what, how about I take it and then send it after i read it.
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Swear to god?
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Stop it!
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'Cause... missing will... Hey, listen... here's-here's my address.
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Thanks. See you later.
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God, still no mail for me, huh?
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Geez, Brian, you've been going to the mail every day for a week, what are you looking for?
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I'm expecting a very important package.
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Another one?
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You haven't even open the one that came for you a week ago.
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You idiot! What didn't you tell me this was here?
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Because, i have been using it as a hat-weight.
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- A what?
- A hat-weight Brian.
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My hat kept blowing away so i put the package on it so i wouldn't loose it.
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That's the dumbest think I've ever heard, you don't wear a hat and there's no wind in here.
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You, Sir, owe me one new hat.
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You know huh... I was really glad you sent me the book.
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I won't lie to you, I came this close to praying that I'd see you again.
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Good thing you didn't, because...
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Who would hear it, right?
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Can I interest you folks in some of our heavenly cheesecake?
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No, but I'll have some of your "There is no after-life Soufflé".
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Now we got the waiter involved.
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I love being a part of things. I'll bring your dessert now.
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You know Carolyn, I rarely find myself
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connected with another person like I have with you. I'm really enjoying your compagny.
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Me too, Brian.
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The boat rides we would take
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The moonlight on the lake
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The way we danced and hummed our favorite song
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The things we did last summer
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I'll remember all winter long
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The Midway and the fun
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The Cupie dolls we won
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The bell I rang to prove that I was strong
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The things we did last summer
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I'll remember all winter long
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I had a really great time tonight, Brian.
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Well, is there... any reason it has to end?
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Don't do it Brian.
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What the hell? Ex-excuse me for a second.
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Stewie, have you been hiding in the back all evening?
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Yes, I'm saving you from yourself Brian.
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You almost went in there and tried to have sex with that girl.
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- So, what's wrong with that?
- That's why you can't maintain a relationship.
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You always try too soon and end up blowing it.
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Think about it.
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God, you know maybe you're right.
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I-I do, I-I always try and jump into the sex right away.
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Maybe that's what screws things up.
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You know... I'm gonna take it slow this time.
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- Listen, huh... I-I gotta go.
- Really?
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Don't worry, you'll see me again.
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Good job Brian, don't worry I'll help you through this.
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So, you want to get something to eat?
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Can we go some place where the menus have pictures of the food?
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OH LET'S GO SOME PLACE WHERE THE MENUS HAVE PICTURES OF FOOD!
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Gosh... I really enjoyed the movie tonight.
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Yeah... You knew it was gonna be a touching comedy
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because Robin Williams had a beard.
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My back is so stiff from sitting in that theater chair.
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I could probably use a backrub.
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- Do you mind?
- Nope, not at all.
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You know I huh... took a Thaï massage class at the Learning Annex.
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Boy, that's an awfully loud owl.
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Don't do it Brian!
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Take it slow.
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'Course I'll tell you what would really set you right is uh...
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couple of Aleves and a good night's sleep.
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- Alright, if you say so.
- Well, I... guess I should say good night.
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Good job Brian!
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- Hi there.
- Not interested.
- Ok.
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Ooh, tandem bike.
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You gonna take a ride out in the country and let the AIDS blow through your hair?
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Get lost Stewie, I am getting laid tonight.
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- What happened to "taking it slow"?
- I have been taking it slow.
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We've been going out for three weeks and I haven't tried anything.
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Even though she's been giving me some pretty strong signals.
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So, do you have any thoughts on what you might wanna do tonight?
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I don't know...
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I don't know Brian, you don't want to mess things up.
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Well, we'll find out tonight, won't we?
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Alright, but just one last piece of advice: Remember,
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listen to her body, and respond the way you'd want her to respond to you.
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Okay, thanks. That's very helpful.
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You'll be a wonderful lover, Brian.
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- What are you doing?
- Oh, sorry, you just had a little... something.
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Oh my God! Carolyn?! Cleveland?!
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Oh hey Brian, close that window you're letting all the stink out.
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I don't believe this. Cleveland you're sleeping with my girlfriend.
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Nobody told me Carolyn was your girlfriend.
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- I'm not his girlfriend.
- Carolyn what are you talking about? We've been dating for three weeks.
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Well, you never made a move on me so I thought you just wanted to be friends.
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And I met Cleveland, and, things just kinda took off.
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But...H-how did you even meet each other?
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We met at the Starbucks.
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She started going on about her new brazilian wax
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and not wearing any underpants and whatnot.
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I'd have to be a homosexual to ignore a signal like that.
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But, Carolyn, you completely misunderstood me... I wanted you like crazy, but...
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- I just figured if I showed a little restraint you'd respect me.
- I do.
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As do I.
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Now why don't you go hop on that gay bike of yours
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and go get yourself a lollipop or a cupcake or something.
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We're good, Brian, we're good.
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So, Carolyn...
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- Guess she should have hit that when you had the chance Brian.
- What? you are the one who told me to wait !
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Oh, you're crazy bitch, I didn't say that, bitch.
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- Yeah, well thanks to you, I lost her to Cleveland.
- You know what you need?
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You need to stop pointing fingers, and get out of the house, have some fun!
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Real fun, not like thirty-seven year-old woman on a Blind Date fun.
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This is fun, right. We're having fun.
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I mean, so what if you forgot your wallet, I'll pay. I'm gonna pay for us.
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You'll get it next time, yeah. So you're impressive right? killed a man.
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- I'm sure it was on self-defence.
- No. I just felt like killing.
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You tell the best stories. Me and my three eggs are having the best time.
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We're gonna get you back on your feet Brian.
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I know what always make me feel better. Delicious sweets.
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Halloo! Welcome to Fjurg's Backery.
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Would you like a hot piss of pee?
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- It's on the hoose!
- What?
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Oh noo! You're covered in my hot pee!
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You can wash yourself off in the WC.
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- Oh, you know, I can just wash if off when I get home.
- Why, what's in here?
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Wait... wait... wait...
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Oooh, and boom goes the dynamite.
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Ok look, next time we'll go to another store, how about that?
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Just... forget her alright? I just want to sit here
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watch the ball game and have a few beers.
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It's ball three, low and outside to Ramirez.
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Wait a minute, what's this?
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There appears to be a interracial couple making love on second base.
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The crowd's enjoying it and it looks like the Empire's gonna let them finish.
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Ooh, and boom goes the dynamite.
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- There it is.
- I'll tell you what this would be painful
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to watch if you love that girl.
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Boy what are the odds of running into Cleveland and Carolyn everywhere we went, huh?
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Well, as long as we just stay here in the house we're safe, right?
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- Oh that was a great game.
- Carolyn it's been so nice getting to know you.
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Yeah Cleveland, she's way more fun than that wife you used to have.
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Wha-what was her name? Lizzy or Florida or something.
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- Jennifer Hudson.
- Loretta.
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You know it's amazing Cleveland, you went from a black
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woman to a white woman without having to take a hispanic woman step in between.
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- Loretta! That's our answer.
- What do you mean?
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We've just got to go talk to Loretta.
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If we can get her back with Cleveland, Carolyn's all yours.
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That's a long shot. But so was the shouting Arab Gram business.
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From John and Keith.
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You know what, this is never gonna work, Stewie. Loretta cheated on
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Cleveland. She's not gonna want to go back to him.
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Oh, she can be convinced, Brian. Just let me do the talking.
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No, I think I can communicate with her better.
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She's only gonna get the gist of what you're saying.
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Really? Isn't she one of those people outside the family who can understand me?
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No, I think because of Cleveland, she's close enough to the main cast
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- that it might be a little weird.
- Really?
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- We're filming.
- Ok, ok, alright, sorry, sorry. Ring the doorbell.
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- Hi Loretta.
- Brian, Stewie.
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- What are you doing here?
- Huh... well, to be honest Loretta...
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- Cleveland sent us, he... really want you back.
- What?
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Yes, he says he misses that
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perfect figure.
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Well, I get the gist of what you're saying, Stewie.
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But I can never go back to Cleveland. Not after all the pain I cause him.
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I'm sorry.
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- Hey Brian, d'you see that treadmill in the living room?
- Yeah.
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- Brian, may I speak with you?
- Oh, Cleveland.
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I didn't reconize you without my
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girlfriend wrapped around your waist.
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She and I are both to a point of great soreness.
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So we took a break.
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Listen, I just wanna clear any bad feelings
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you may have about me and Carolyn.
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I guess it's okay. These are
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passing flings, nothing to get upset about.
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Good.
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Because we're gonna elope in Hawaii tomorrow night!
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- What?
- You got a problem with that, you can go fuck yourself.
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- Loretta.
- Hello, Cleveland.
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What are you doing here?
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Cleveland, I've been doing some thinking lately about how much I miss you.
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I'm sorry if I hurted you.
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I want us to be together again as a family, and
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I promess I'll never betray you again.
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I love you Cleveland.
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I'm no meteorologist, but I'm pretty sure it's rainin' bitches.
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I-I don't know what to do. Carolyn and I are supposed to elope tomorrow.
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But here comes Loretta all apologetic
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and wanting to get our family back together and whatnot.
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I wouldn't forgive her so fast Cleveland. Remember she slept with Quagmire.
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Yeah, she really acted crazy.
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Well, just-just wait a minute you guys, let's not be
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so quick to demonize Loretta, I mean...
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Whatever happened to "Forgive and Forget"?
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Oh, you just want Cleveland out of the picture,
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so you can get back with Carolyn.
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You know Brian...
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Sometimes...
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I don't believe I know you.
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That-that's not it at all. I-I happen to think Loretta is very beautiful
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with her sassy wisdom and
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speedbag arm fat.
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I guess at the very least i could go talk to her tomorrow and see how I feel.
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Thanks for your help, Griffins.
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Brian, do you really think Loretta is beautiful?
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Absolutely, that's really how I feel.
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Now it is true her personality is abrasive.
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Slightly abrasive.
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But overall, Loretta is a delightful person,
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very pleasant to be around, and free to
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pursue a life of religious fulfillment
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I'm really concerned about Cleveland.
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What Loretta did was inforgivable.
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- I hope he doesn't go back to her.
- I hear you Lois.
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You know there might be a way to
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drive the point home that she hasn't changed.
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- How would you do that?
- Hang on.
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Hey, Quagmire!
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- Quagmire?
- What?
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- You busy right now?
- No, I've got a hand free, what's up?
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Would you mind getting Loretta to sleep with you again?
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Possibly, huh... in what context?
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Well we're trying to make Cleveland see that she's no good
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and that he can't trust her and if he catches you guys in the act
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Oh, Oh Ok, Ok I'm with you now... I can probably work that in.
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Terrific. Thank you.
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This is perfect Lois. We'll expose Loretta for who she is.
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Just like Cyrano was exposed for being an antisemitic.
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I love you for all that you are.
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In spite of the fact that your people control
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a disproportion in amount of the world's wealth.
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And in all likelihood are probably responsible for starting
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every major war since the dawn of t...
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Dude, again with this? What's your problem?!
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- Who is in the bush?
- Mind your own business you stupid jew.
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- Room service.
- I didn't order no room service.
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It's complementary.
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We have a club sandwich, a fruit plate and a
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sight of HOT BEEF STEAK!
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- Glenn Quagmire. You get outta here.
- Come on Baby, time for round two.
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You're the devil! You ruined my marriage!
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Oh, you can't resist the Q man and my superpower Genitalia.
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Apache penis Ee-nay-chuck!
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You go on and beat a little neck.
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I'm a changed woman. I don't mess with your kind anymore.
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You're a meanie!
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Hey Quagmire.
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- Hey Cleveland.
- Why are you staying in a hotel?
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My... house burned down.
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- Why are you naked?
- Naked?
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But everybody's been telling me i'm wearing magnificent robes
made from the finest silk.
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- Cleveland.
- Hello Lorreta.
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Oh come here baby. Have you thought about what I said?
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Yes I have.
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And I still love you Loretta.
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- Oh, Cleveland.
- But...
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I can't take you back.
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- Why not?
- Loretta...
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I came over here wanting to believe that there was still a chance for us.
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But, on the way, i passed a lake, skipped a few rocks
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and had some black-guy thinking time.
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Loretta, we lived certain parts of our lives in the past for a reason.
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What you and I, you can go ahead and put you clothes back on.
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What you and I have was a wonderful thing.
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and as much as I still have a great deal of love for you,
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our time is over.
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- I love somebody else.
- Oh, Cleveland...
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- Isn't there anything I can do to make you happy.
- Yes, there is.
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You can live your life, Loretta.
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Live it as full and as wonderful as you can.
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I love you.
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Oh my God, Carolyn?!
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Quagmire?!
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Cleveland, close the window, you're letting the stink out.
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- Well, we both got screwed by the same girl.
- Yep.
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I guess it's alright though.
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- You and I will found true love someday.
- Yeah, I suppose.
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- So, how was it having sex with Carolyn?
- I think I'm gonna remember it forever.
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- Oh yeah, how so ?
- Brian, do you think you could identify a genital wart?
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I... I-I-I... I-I would think that would be something you'd check with your doctor about.
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- Okay.
- Okay?
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- Yeah.
- Alright, 'cause I'm, I'm-I'm not a doctor, I can't...
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- No, I understand.
- Okay, so, we're-we're still friends?
- Yeah, yeah.
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Okay.
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Well, summer's coming on.
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It hurts.