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"It seems today that all you see

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"Is violence in movies and sex on TV

3
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"But where are those
good old-fashioned values

4
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"On which we used to rely?

5
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"Lucky there's a family guy

6
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"Lucky there's a man who positively
can do all the things that make us

7
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"Laugh and cry

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"He's a family guy

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- So, tell me about yourself, Tina.
- I really love music.

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Me, too. I just saw Don Giovanni. In my
opinion, the best opera of the 18th century.

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- Definitely.
- And the use of recitative throughout...

12
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- Mozart was a genius.
- Oh, yeah, re... cita... tive...

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is really, you know, where it's at.

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- Sir, are we ready to order?
- Whoa. Hold on a second.

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- You don't know what I'm talking about.
- Sure I do. Opera's bitchin'!

16
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OK. I guess I'll have the escar-got
and a glass of chab-lis.

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Same here. Escar-got and the chab-lis.

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Don't dawdle, Jonas. Play your exercises.

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Brian, what happened with your date?

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- Same as always. She was an idiot.
- Oh, Brian.

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Don't slow down, Jonas. Keep the rhythm.

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"Bum, bum, bum, bum
Brian, your standards are ridiculously high

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"You'll never find a girl unless
you compromise so you can find your love

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"I don't think
I have to compromise a thing

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"I'd rather be alone
if someone doesn't get me

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"How long has the coffee
been on the burner?

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"I could really use a cup about now

28
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"Oh, it's not very fresh
I meant to make more

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"I made the mistake of watching Oprah
She had on James Garner

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- " James Garner? What's he plugging?
- " Some crappy movie on TNT

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Very good, Jonas. I'll see you next week.

32
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So, you don't think
these women understand you?

33
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I'm not comfortable
talking about this a-melodically.

34
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- Peter, could you...
- Hang on a second.

35
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Now back to "The Life and Times
of Grizzly Adams".

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- Grizzly? Who's Steve?
- What?

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There's a message
on the machine from Steve.

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Oh, yeah, Steve. He's... new to the mountain.
I met him down at the general store.

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- He makes canoes.
- Oh.

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- How come I've never met him?
- He hasn't really been here that long.

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- Long enough to get your number!
- Ben! Ben!

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- (door slams)
- Dammit.

43
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Look at that Grizzly Adams.
Look at how confident he is, how majestic.

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- I'm gonna grow a beard.
- Peter, you know I hate beards.

45
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Oh, no, it's time I joined the ranks
of great men with beards.

46
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Why do you think Jesus Christ was
so popular? Because of all the magic tricks?

47
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Brian's depressed. Could you take him
with you to the laser rock show tonight?

48
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Sure. That's one thing I'm good at -
cheering people up.

49
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Mr and Mrs Ramsey,
JonBenet's untimely death is a tragedy.

50
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And I will not rest until
I find her killer, or killers.

51
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Oh, really, don't bother.
Nothing's going to bring our baby back.

52
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- No, I insist. I will make it my life's work...
- We're fine. Drop it.

53
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(PA) The next laser rock show
will begin in 20 minutes.

54
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You hear that, Brian? A laser rock show!
Come on, cheer up, would you?

55
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I don't feel like it.

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Binary code is a computer language in which
words are translated into zeroes and ones.

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Anything can be expressed in binary,

58
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as we demonstrate in this scene
from The Miracle Worker.

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0-1-1-0-1-0-0-1.

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(mumbles)

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0-1-1-0-1-0-0-1.

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0-1-1-0-1-0-0-1.

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01! 01!

64
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You don't think this is amazing?
When I saw this at the 1904 World's Fair,

65
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I nearly crapped my pants!

66
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All right! Virtual reality!

67
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Whoa! You guys gotta try this!

68
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Hey, look at me.
I'm a pole in a strip club! Oh!

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- (alarm)
- It's showtime.

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Oh! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh!
Hey, stop! False alarm! Agh!

71
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Oh, my God! I'm flying. I'm flying!

72
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I'll have a Diet Sprite.

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(" "One" by Three Dog Night)

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You are a filthy whore.

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(sighs)

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- OK, Johnny Depp or Richard Grieco?
- Oh, that's gross!

77
00:05:02,403 --> 00:05:04,489
- Yeah, let's not do this.
- Come on.

78
00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:08,451
If you're secure in your masculinity,
you can answer a hypothetical.

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00:05:08,451 --> 00:05:11,788
Johnny Depp, cos he kind of
looks like a chick.

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00:05:11,871 --> 00:05:16,167
- What about you, Peter?
- Oh, man. I don't know.

81
00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:20,338
Richard Grieco would probably appreciate
you more. Not take you for granted.

82
00:05:20,421 --> 00:05:23,466
With Johnny Depp,
he wouldn't really need you.

83
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He'd probably sneak out
after you fell asleep.

84
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Of course, with Johnny, you'd get
financial security. I'd go with Johnny.

85
00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:32,308
- (siren)
- Oh, great.

86
00:05:34,936 --> 00:05:37,855
- Brian?
- Hey, Joe. How's it going?

87
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Good. You were doing
a little swerving back there.

88
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- Me and the boys were just...
- Whoa! You're off the meter, Brian.

89
00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:47,240
- You're under arrest.
- Come on.

90
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Move it!

91
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- One of you guys all right to drive?
- Yeah, I can do it.

92
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(cans rattle)

93
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I'll meet you at The Drunken Clam.
We'll tie one on.

94
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I'm very disappointed in you.

95
00:06:06,843 --> 00:06:10,805
God, a DUI. I can't believe this.
I could actually go to jail.

96
00:06:10,888 --> 00:06:14,767
It's OK. You'll get through this DUI
and you'll be a better person for it.

97
00:06:14,851 --> 00:06:19,439
Hold on. Don't disguise his alcohol
dependence as a ticket to self-realisation.

98
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You're not one to talk. Remember when I gave
you apple juice and told you it was wine?

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- (drunkenly) You are a special person.
- Thanks.

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Now, come on. I'm being serious.
I will be serious here for a second.

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Are you gonna listen to me?

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Are you gonna listen to me
so I can tell you that I respect you?

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Brian, I know this is a bad time for you.

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And if I have any advice to give you,
it is this: Grow a beard.

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I wish you'd shave that thing.
Beards are so ugly.

106
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- Hey!
- Oh, relax, Wooly Willy.

107
00:07:00,647 --> 00:07:02,941
There's lots of fun things you can do.

108
00:07:02,941 --> 00:07:04,901
- There we go.
- Thanks!

109
00:07:06,152 --> 00:07:09,822
On the charge of driving under
the influence, we find you guilty.

110
00:07:09,906 --> 00:07:12,533
- (gasps)
- Good call. Churn the butter.

111
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- Ooh! Ooh!
- (sighs)

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In lieu of jail time, I sentence you
to 100 hours of community service.

113
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Next item.

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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here
to join these two in holy matrimony.

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If anyone objects to this union,
speak now or for ever hold your peace.

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Quiet! You had your chance!

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- What are you doing for community service?
- I got assigned to Outreach to the Elderly.

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I gotta take care of an old woman
who hasn't been out in 30 years.

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When I got caught at school
with my hand down my pants,

120
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I had to keep it there for a whole week.
Ha! What a week!

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Taking care of this old woman'll be
like baby-sitting, with bigger diapers.

122
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Aha! So they do make bigger diapers!

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That deceitful woman told me
I'd have to use the toilet.

124
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Fie on the toilet! It's made slaves of you all.

125
00:08:04,043 --> 00:08:07,880
I've seen it sitting in there,
lazy, slothful porcelain layabout

126
00:08:08,006 --> 00:08:12,051
feeding on other people's doo-doos
while contributing nothing to society!

127
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You get a job!

128
00:08:17,265 --> 00:08:22,604
Pearl Burton? My name's Brian. I'm here
from the Outreach to the Elderly programme.

129
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You're late!

130
00:08:24,897 --> 00:08:27,900
(undoing several locks)

131
00:08:28,735 --> 00:08:31,154
- What the hell is this?
- Delousing powder!

132
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Everyone on the outside is filthy!

133
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- You could have warned me.
- OK. It's gonna burn like hell in 30 seconds.

134
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I like my tea at four, my dinner at six.

135
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I take my bath at seven
so I can listen to Paul Harvey.

136
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You'll warm up my bath with quick bursts
from the faucet during commercials.

137
00:08:47,086 --> 00:08:51,883
Paul Harvey moves seamlessly into
commercials. It's been 30 seconds.

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(screams)

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- Stop scratching that thing.
- I can't. It's itching like crazy.

140
00:09:03,269 --> 00:09:06,397
- Can I scratch your beard?
- You finished your homework?

141
00:09:06,481 --> 00:09:08,900
- Yes.
- OK then.

142
00:09:10,777 --> 00:09:14,113
Brian, you're quiet.
Is community service not going well?

143
00:09:14,197 --> 00:09:17,325
Lois, it's horrible.
I was cleaning her house all day.

144
00:09:17,450 --> 00:09:20,453
It's the worst job I've ever had.
Except for one.

145
00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:26,417
Excuse me. Would you like
to taste my smoked-meat log?

146
00:09:27,752 --> 00:09:32,048
- Here you go. Enjoy your food.
- Yes, enjoy your studio apartment.

147
00:09:33,508 --> 00:09:35,593
- You got something right here.
- Where?

148
00:09:35,677 --> 00:09:36,928
- Other side.
- Here?

149
00:09:37,053 --> 00:09:38,388
- The left side.
- Here?

150
00:09:38,513 --> 00:09:40,181
- Your other left.
- Where?

151
00:09:40,265 --> 00:09:41,849
- Up a little.
- Is it gone?

152
00:09:41,933 --> 00:09:43,309
- Go down.
- Is it gone?

153
00:09:43,309 --> 00:09:45,395
- (squawks)
- (screams)

154
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Is it gone? Agh!
Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!

155
00:09:49,983 --> 00:09:51,651
Peter, hold still!

156
00:09:51,651 --> 00:09:54,362
- Don't touch that bird!
- What's it to you?

157
00:09:54,362 --> 00:09:57,365
I'm Dr Goodman of the
Quahog Ornithological Society,

158
00:09:57,490 --> 00:10:00,702
ironically dining in a restaurant
that serves poultry.

159
00:10:00,827 --> 00:10:04,038
- Doctor, what is this?
- It's a very rare species.

160
00:10:04,163 --> 00:10:06,249
The endangered White-rumped Swallow.

161
00:10:06,249 --> 00:10:09,585
- (laughs) Rump.
- This isn't funny, Chris!

162
00:10:09,669 --> 00:10:13,631
(laughs) Swallow. Look,
just get rid of this bird, all right?

163
00:10:13,756 --> 00:10:19,262
I can't do that. Once the swallow has chosen
its nesting place, it's illegal to disturb it.

164
00:10:19,387 --> 00:10:21,556
He can't have a bird in his beard.

165
00:10:21,681 --> 00:10:26,978
You have to wait until the bird departs
of its own accord or you'll be prosecuted.

166
00:10:27,103 --> 00:10:29,272
Wow! You sure know a lot of stuff.

167
00:10:29,397 --> 00:10:32,108
- It's great to learn.
- Cos knowledge is power!

168
00:10:36,154 --> 00:10:38,865
- What is this? Spit soup?
- Tomato bisque.

169
00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:42,410
- What is this? Snot soup?
- Tomato bisque.

170
00:10:43,578 --> 00:10:47,540
- What is this? Diarrhoea soup?
- I'm not making you anything else. Eat it.

171
00:10:47,624 --> 00:10:51,169
Then I'll have to call the judge,
and that means you'll go to jail!

172
00:10:51,294 --> 00:10:56,174
You're one phone call away from getting
a human booster shot from a guy named Mali.

173
00:10:56,299 --> 00:10:59,218
(sighs)

174
00:11:00,762 --> 00:11:02,847
(" suspenseful music)

175
00:11:10,063 --> 00:11:11,314
- Dammit!
- Shh!

176
00:11:11,397 --> 00:11:14,025
- Sorry! Sorry!
- (squawks)

177
00:11:14,025 --> 00:11:17,153
- Shut up.
- There's nothing I can do.

178
00:11:17,236 --> 00:11:19,447
- Take it outside.
- Ever heard of a sitter?

179
00:11:19,530 --> 00:11:23,826
- It's an endangered species.
- I'll make you an endangered species!

180
00:11:23,910 --> 00:11:26,746
- Good comeback, Potsie!
- I'll kick your ass!

181
00:11:26,829 --> 00:11:28,915
- (all) Yeah!
- Everybody shut up!

182
00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:31,960
He has stopped squawking.
He's receded into my beard.

183
00:11:32,043 --> 00:11:35,797
We can all watch the movie. Shut up.

184
00:11:35,922 --> 00:11:39,050
(man) Eric, we're all going
to Marty's after the movie.

185
00:11:41,010 --> 00:11:44,973
- I love you so much.
- I love you too, honey.

186
00:11:45,098 --> 00:11:46,557
- Aah!
- Aah!

187
00:11:46,557 --> 00:11:47,809
- What's wrong?
- Aah!

188
00:11:47,892 --> 00:11:49,477
- Aah!
- Aah!

189
00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:53,856
That's it. You're history, pal. No bird
Frenches my wife and gets away with it.

190
00:11:55,942 --> 00:12:00,113
- (Pearl) Help! Help! I've broken my hip!
- Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

191
00:12:00,113 --> 00:12:01,364
Brian!

192
00:12:01,447 --> 00:12:06,577
- 5.3 seconds. I could have been dead by now!
- You're not really...?

193
00:12:06,661 --> 00:12:10,206
I heard you drop that light bulb, too.
That'll be 67 cents!

194
00:12:10,331 --> 00:12:14,711
- Go warm me up some diarrhoea soup!
- That's it! I've had it with you, you old hag!

195
00:12:14,711 --> 00:12:20,133
You're a miserable, dried-up shut-in, trying
to make everyone feel as bad as you do!

196
00:12:20,216 --> 00:12:24,095
Why don't you do the world
a big favour and drop dead?!

197
00:12:27,432 --> 00:12:30,351
- This last one won't open.
- You gotta jiggle it.

198
00:12:30,435 --> 00:12:32,228
- Like this?
- Let me get it.

199
00:12:32,312 --> 00:12:36,608
Oh, thanks. And... you know, drop dead.

200
00:12:36,608 --> 00:12:38,776
(" loud rock music)

201
00:12:38,901 --> 00:12:43,698
Get out of my beard,
you squawking bastard!

202
00:12:44,616 --> 00:12:47,452
Nothing. I was hoping
it wouldn't come to this.

203
00:12:47,452 --> 00:12:49,537
Oh, my God! Peter, no!

204
00:12:50,580 --> 00:12:53,291
Lois, the bird must die!

205
00:12:58,087 --> 00:13:01,007
It's gone! It's gone! Oh, thank God!

206
00:13:01,007 --> 00:13:03,092
Peter, what's that sound?

207
00:13:03,176 --> 00:13:04,761
(chirping)

208
00:13:04,844 --> 00:13:07,263
Oh, my God. They're babies.

209
00:13:07,347 --> 00:13:10,683
Hey, look, Lois. There are
three of 'em, just like ours.

210
00:13:15,271 --> 00:13:17,774
And, uh... um...

211
00:13:19,150 --> 00:13:21,027
Sweet.

212
00:13:23,404 --> 00:13:26,032
We now return to
E's mysteries and scandals.

213
00:13:26,115 --> 00:13:28,826
- Pearl Burton, the Jingle Queen.
- Pearl?

214
00:13:28,952 --> 00:13:33,331
I'm AJ Benza. You won't find Pearl's name
on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

215
00:13:33,331 --> 00:13:37,585
Yet from 1945 to 1960, you couldn't
turn on a radio or television

216
00:13:37,710 --> 00:13:40,630
without hearing one
of her trademark jingles.

217
00:13:40,713 --> 00:13:43,424
"You're only healthy when you're tan

218
00:13:43,549 --> 00:13:46,761
"So soak up all the sun you can

219
00:13:46,886 --> 00:13:50,640
"With Copper... Coppertone

220
00:13:50,723 --> 00:13:53,768
At her peak, Pearl Burton
earned 26 grand a year,

221
00:13:53,768 --> 00:13:57,730
which, by today's standards,
would be just under 49 billion dollars.

222
00:13:57,814 --> 00:14:02,610
- Brian, she's beautiful.
- Yeah, and that voice. I had no idea.

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In 1961, Pearl used an appearance
at Carnegie Hall to make the leap

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from jingle-singer to artist.

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(sings "Habanera")

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That's "Habanera" from Carmen.
Oh, I've never heard it sung so beautifully.

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- Sing Coppertone!
- Yeah, Coppertone!

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- Do Doan's Pills!
- Sing Gold Bond Medicated Powder!

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- Pepsodent!
- Chiclets!

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No one has seen Pearl Burton since
that fateful night over 30 years ago.

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- She's presumed dead.
- My God. I said those awful things to her!

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(gasps) Pearl!

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Pearl, don't do this!

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You should be happy.
I'm doing the world a big favour!

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Move! Your fur is making my feet sweat!

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Pearl, listen to me. I heard you sing.

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It was the most beautiful sound
I've ever heard.

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Oh, sure. Warbling for
Vick's VapoRub and Dippety-Do!

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No, I mean...

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Stop trying to talk me out of it!
I'm a pathetic sellout!

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No one who sings Carmen
like you is pathetic!

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- What?
- I heard you sing "Habanera".

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- You were sublime.
- You... you liked my aria?

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I was overwhelmed.

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You're the first person who ever
complimented my "Habanera". Thank you.

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Well... I'd better get going.
I'll see you tomorrow.

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- But you're not scheduled tomorrow.
- I know.

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And then the cow came out of the barn.
See? Look, there's the cow.

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And what does a cow say?

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Yes! Yes, that's right.
A cow says "Peep-peep-peep-peep."

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- Peter, they're getting awfully big.
- So?

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A mother knows when it's time
for her babies to leave the nest.

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Hey, they're free to go
any time they want! Aah!

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Fine. I'll let 'em go.

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(singing opera)

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- Pearl, do you rent or own?
- Own what?

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Those wings, you angel.
That was fantastic. That was so incredible.

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What do you want for dinner? I was thinking
of making that lamb and rice you love.

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Pearl, what I'd really like
for dinner is to go out.

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Brian, you know I can't do that.
I haven't left this house in such a long time.

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- I'm afraid.
- I know. But I'll be with you.

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I don't know.

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There's so much you've missed
in the last 30 years.

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In fact, allow me to fill you in.

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"The '60s brought the hippie breed

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"And decades later
things have changed indeed

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"We lost the values but we kept the weed

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"You've got a lot to see

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"The Reagan years have laid the frame

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"For movie stars to play
the White House game

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"We're not too far
from voting Feldman-Haim

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"You've got a lot to see

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"The town of Vegas has got a different face

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"Cos it's a family place with lots to do

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"Where in the '50s, a man could mingle
with scores of all the seediest whores

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"Now his children can, too

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"You heard it from the canine's mouth

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"The country's changed -
that is, except the South

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"And you'll agree

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"No one really knows, my dear lady friend

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"Just quite how it all will end

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"So hurry cos you've got a lot to see

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"The baldness gene was cause for dread

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"But that's a fear that you can put to bed

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"They'll shave your ass
and glue it on your head

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"You've got a lot to see

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"The PC age has moved the bar

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"A word like "redneck" is a step too far

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"The proper term is "country music star"

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"You've got a lot to see

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"Our flashy cellphones
make people mumble "Gee whiz"

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""Look how important he is,
his life must rule."

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"You'll get a tumour,
but on your surgery day

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"The doc will see it and say
"Wow, you must really be cool"

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- " Lots you may have missed
- " Like Pee Wee and his famous wrist

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"Or Sandy Duncan's creepy phony eye

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- " That Thundercats cartoon
- " Neil Armstrong on the moon

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"Neil Armstrong?
Wait, was he the trumpet guy?

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"So let's go see the USA

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"They'll treat you right unless
you're black or gay or Cherokee

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"But you can forgive
the world and its flaws

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"And follow me there because

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"You've still got a hell of a lot to see

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"You've got a lot to see

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Brian, I've missed so much! I wouldn't be
standing here right now if it wasn't for you!

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(gasps)

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She's in here. Tell the disorderly
when you're ready to leave.

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- Don't you mean the orderly?
- No, I mean the disorderly.

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That's a doctor joke we like to make.
We also like Kevin Pollak.

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- Oh, my God, Pearl.
- Brian, I don't have much time.

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I never should have made you leave.
This is all my fault!

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Shh, shh, shh. Don't be so hard on yourself.

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Aside from the truck part,
this was the best day of my life.

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I only wish we could have
a little more time together.

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We can.

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(sighs)

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Goodbye, kids.

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Goodbye, Pearl.

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Hey, who wants to see a dead body?

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- Rough week, huh?
- I've seen better.

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Brian, looks like somebody's
checking you out.

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Nah, I'm not ready yet.
Hey, you're getting some looks yourself.

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I'm not ready either.

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