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♪ It seems today that all you see ♪
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♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪
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♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ♪
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♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a man
who positively can do ♪
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♪ All the things that make us ♪
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♪ Laugh and cry ♪
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♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
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- Synced and corrected by AlexandreMT -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Chris, I can't believe
you're helping the principal
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with morning announcements today.
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And I can't believe
I forgot to wear pants.
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- Meg, give him your pants.
- Mom!
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Meg, it's a big day for your brother.
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Fine.
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It's so cool.
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You're going to be like
one of those DJs on SiriusXM,
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where it's all national
so nothing's local anymore.
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You're listening to
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SiriusXM channel
a-hundred-and-something.
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Hey, it's hot out there, but
it's also cold in some places.
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♪ SiriusXM a-hundred-and-something ♪
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♪ You're probably in a rental car. ♪
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These pants are way too big.
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Okay, Chris, while you make
these announcements,
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I'm going to be massaging
your shoulders,
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just so I can say in court
that I do it to everyone.
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And if you want to liven things
up, you can start out by saying,
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"Good morning, Vietnam!"
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- What?
- You know,
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from the movie starring Robin Williams.
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- Who?
- It was set in the Vietnam War.
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- Where?
- He was nominated for an Oscar.
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- Why?
- But, sadly, he recently died.
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- How?
- He choked himself off.
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That's the first thing I understood.
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Go ahead.
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Okay. "God..."
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- Good.
- "Good movement..."
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- Morning.
- "Morning, Engelbert."
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- Everyone.
- "Everyone.
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The stagnant cancer muting..."
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The student council meeting.
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You know what? You're done. Good job.
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Great job, Chris.
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Good morning, Vietnam!
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Right?
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Okay, well, the student council
meeting will be held today
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at 3:00 in the gymnasium.
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I never would've gotten that word.
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Alexa, off.
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And that's how you do an announcement.
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Not like that tub of lard Griffin.
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Ugh, I feel like I gained 20 pounds
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just standing next to him.
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I have to open the window
to get that fat kid smell out.
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Hey, Lawnmower Guy?
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How do you say "fat" in Spanish?
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Gordo.
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That kid was mucho gordo.
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I think you mean "muy gordo."
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That's enough, Lawnmower Guy.
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Alexa, stop playing sad music.
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I don't think this thing
is working at all.
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- Hey, Stewie, where's the...
- Shh!
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I'm at the opera, Brian.
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This part always speaks to me.
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I can't stand to hear Italians talk
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but, man, get 'em singing.
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Stewie, how can you afford
an entire opera in your room?
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Oh, boy, Brian's upset
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because someone has something
he doesn't.
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You know what I'm getting you
for your birthday?
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The ability to be happy
for other people.
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You're not answering my question.
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Brian, I'd love to stay and talk,
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but Bugs Bunny is about to
make this tenor
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hold a note for far longer
than anyone should.
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Ain't he a stinker?
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We now return to Suits.
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As a courtesy to the
hardworking cast and crew,
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we ask you to please refrain
from looking at your iPad
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- while the show is on.
- Okay, fair enough.
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Morning,
everyone. How's the case coming?
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We're having trouble
supporting the defendant's claim.
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Is this show a drama or a comedy?
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I don't know, let's look it up.
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Then you need to dig into those files...
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- Eight seasons?!
- "Filmed in Toronto."
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There's a Japanese version?!
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"Other shows filmed in Toronto."
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Handmaid's Tale, Shadowhunters...
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- What's Shadowhunters?
- I don't know, let's look it up.
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Guys, please,
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people worked really hard on this.
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Keith? Keith, what's the matter?
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It's Chris, you idiot.
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Mary, what happened?
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Principal Shepherd fat-shamed Chris
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in front of the whole school.
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- Oh, no!
- Just stay the course, Lois.
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That "fat" is going to win him
Biggest Boy at the state fair.
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- Peter, this is very serious.
- So is Biggest Boy.
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School should be a safe place
where they get shot sometimes.
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They should not be insulted!
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Peter, are you even listening to me?
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Give us a strut downstage!
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♪ Well, he's ♪
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♪ A big, big boy, he's the Biggest Boy ♪
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♪ He's a big, big boy,
he's the Biggest Boy ♪
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♪ He's a big, big boy, he's the
Biggest Boy ♪
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♪ He's a big, big boy,
he's the Biggest Boy... ♪
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So we're all decided,
our last high school play
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was about as gay as we wanna go.
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Let's try to top out
at that level of gay.
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If there's nothing else...
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There's still the agenda item of
you fat-shaming Chris Griffin.
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I think we can table that,
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as long as it's a pretty strong table.
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Excuse me, I'm sorry,
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but fat-shaming is not okay!
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This is the year 2020
and nothing is okay.
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This is the year of instant outrage.
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- What?!
- This is my son we're talking about.
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Sure, more than once I've caught
him eating Crisco with a spoon,
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but I can't watch everything he eats.
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That's all I'd be doing!
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And deep down, he's just like
everyone else...
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all together in one big pair of pants.
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His-his sister Meg's pants.
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Oh! Pow!
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Lois, did you try this stuff
out of town?
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- It's killing!
- Yeah.
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I'm funny.
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In any case, Principal Shepherd
needs to be held accountable
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for fat-shaming my son.
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No matter how fat or shameful he may be.
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If your son had been shot,
all I could offer
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is thoughts and prayers, but this calls
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for a far stronger response.
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Shepherd, you're fired.
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Oh, yeah? Well, now that I'm fired,
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I can finally tell you all
how I really feel about you!
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You're like family to me.
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Alexa? Play the sad song from Stripes.
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- Hey!
- We're still in here!
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Uh, excuse me. I saw a commercial
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in which a dog had a very shiny coat.
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The dog was, uh, jumping over a fence.
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Maybe on a farm or something?
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Again, his coat was very shiny.
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Yeah, I, um, hate this job?
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So, I don't know?
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Oh, my gosh, wow!
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- This is so exciting!
- Excuse me?
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It's really you.
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We recognize you from your book!
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Ah, you've read
Faster Than the Speed of Love.
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Be careful with that thing.
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It might accidentally change your life.
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Oh, (BLEEP)!
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I don't know that book.
I'm talking about this one.
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Flunky The Dumb White Dog?
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"By Griffin Stewart"?
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My catchphrase is "Herf derf"?
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Hey, do you know where I could
find any books about, um...
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"the pan-crease"?
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Thanks for taking me
to the movies, Peter.
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Aw, sure, Lois.
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You know, when you said "Miles Teller,"
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I was like, "Eh."
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But then once you get here,
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you realize you can sit anywhere.
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Hello, Griffins.
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Principal Shepherd?
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That's right.
And it's just "Firstname Shepherd"
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now that you've had me fired
and I have no income.
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And now I'm living in my car,
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just panhandling outside
Miles Teller movies,
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which is pretty slim pickings,
obviously.
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Lois, can I talk to you
one step over this way,
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yet magically out of earshot from him?
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We can't let this stand.
We have to do something for him.
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What are we supposed to do?
He brought this on himself.
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All right, Peter, he can live with us
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until he gets back on his feet.
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You made a full and convincing case.
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Ya...
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...ay, you can live with us!
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Wow, that's great news.
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Uh, what's your, um, ferret policy?
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Huh, wow, Lois,
if he's asking about it, too,
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I guess we should finally get one.
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Peter, we're not getting a ferret.
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Also, would it make any sense
to put all the beds in one room
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and make one room a trampoline room?
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Oh, well, now that's interesting.
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Well, here we are.
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Mr. and Mrs. Griffin,
I don't know how to thank you.
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Ah, don't worry about it.
Make yourself at home.
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The Wi-Fi is "Joe Swanson Guest."
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Chris? There's someone here
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who's got somethin' to say to you!
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I've never seen this man before
in my life.
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Principal Shepherd?!
What are you doing here?
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Chris, I fat-shamed you,
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and I believe I owe you
a weaselly political apology.
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So, if you took offense
to anything I said,
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I certainly regret that you did that.
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At this point,
I consider the matter closed.
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Thank you so much, Principal Shepherd.
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I know that was very difficult for you.
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Well, I accept your apology, Chris.
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Onward and upward.
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Now, I believe you have some
masturbating to do, young man?
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I already did it.
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- Chris...?
- I mean...
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I was about to.
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Attaboy.
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Oh, he's a good boy.
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Oh, he is.
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This is real 'cause
I'm making the motor noise.
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Hey there, Stewie.
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Finally cutting that grass, I see.
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Well, if someone had returned my mower
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when they said they were going to,
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I would've done it weeks ago.
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Whoa, I see the mower isn't
the only thing running hot.
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But speaking of, I, uh,
need to borrow a shovel.
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- I'm digging a hole.
- A hole?
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- Where are you going? China?
- That's the hope.
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All right, well, I'll be
checking your Instagram.
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Whoa, careful!
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That's how God makes angels.
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Well, I guess I know where you
got all that money!
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You wrote a whole children's
book series about me.
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And you made me look like a total idiot!
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Look, you got to call the publisher
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- and have these books recalled.
- Not a chance, Brian.
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All I'm doing is presenting you
honestly to the public.
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Just like I did to the witches in Salem.
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Who but a witch would not
give up her virtue to a man
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who brought her a luncheon
of salt pork and boiled sweets?
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But Your Honor,
I tried to give up my virtue.
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I begged him to take me then and there.
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Yeah, okay, okay, n-nobody
believes that tall tale.
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And he would have none of it.
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I offered him posterior intimacy.
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Okay, let's just...
E-everyone calm down.
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The court reporter will still his quill.
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On hands and knees I begged him.
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He said he had an early appointment.
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Witch! Witch! Press her between stones!
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Attention, Griffins.
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Could Peter Griffin please
report to the backyard?
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Ooh...
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Shut up.
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Peter, I'm looking
at your aptitude assessment.
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Uh, we think you would be
more comfortable
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eating in the special breakfast unit.
262
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It sounds like chaos in there.
263
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Don't worry, Miss Judy
will take care of you.
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She doesn't have her teaching degree,
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but she is abnormally strong.
266
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Why can't I just eat with my family?
267
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We're trying to get you ready
to eat with your family.
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Hey, you must be Miss Judy.
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Ow, that's my wrist!
270
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That's my wrist, Miss Judy! Ow!
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Attention, Griffins.
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Someone drew a penis on my car.
273
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- Peter, I'm looking at you.
- Couldn't have been me.
274
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I don't even know what penises
look like 'cause I'm not gay.
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- Never even seen one.
- You don't have a penis?
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I do, I just don't look at it
'cause I'm not gay.
277
00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:15,025
Now, if it was a vagina,
I'd say you have your man.
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Seen a ton of those.
Seen three of those.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, three? Deets, Dad.
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- Okay, your mom...
- Nice.
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- Your sister, when she was born...
- Getting colder.
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And my aunt. She fell out
of the casket at her funeral
283
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and her dress came up.
284
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Did you know they pack cotton
in corpses' noses,
285
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rectums and vaginas to prevent
embalming fluid from leaking?
286
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:38,123
Anyway, I gave the eulogy at the
church and I talked about it.
287
00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:39,591
It was all ad-libbed.
288
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,093
Now that preacher won't even
make eye contact with me
289
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at the grocery store.
290
00:12:42,712 --> 00:12:44,429
I don't know why
that bothers me, but it does.
291
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What were we talking about?
Oh, yeah, your car got donged.
292
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Yeah, I did it. It was me.
293
00:12:56,517 --> 00:12:58,735
Okay, who do I make this out to?
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Actually, could you use a Sharpie?
295
00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:03,073
No, my-my mom says I can't use Sharpies.
296
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They're permanent.
297
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,526
Stewart Griffin?
298
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I represent Brian Griffin,
who is suing you for defamation.
299
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:13,492
That's right, I lawyered up,
you little bitch.
300
00:13:17,914 --> 00:13:19,915
Sorry I'm late, I was just...
301
00:13:19,916 --> 00:13:22,501
Ah, ah, ah, en français,
Monsieur Griffin.
302
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God.
303
00:13:24,253 --> 00:13:28,965
Je was watching Je Love Lucy, then je...
304
00:13:28,966 --> 00:13:31,968
was wondering why Lucy
wasn't talking so much,
305
00:13:31,969 --> 00:13:37,274
and then je realized it was just
a orange cat in a ashtray.
306
00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:38,775
All right, never mind that.
307
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:41,611
Just join me one step over here,
yet out of earshot,
308
00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:43,481
so I can rap your knuckles with a ruler.
309
00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:49,277
Ah! That's it!
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00:13:49,278 --> 00:13:50,912
I want you out of our house right now!
311
00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:53,949
- We are sick of you!
- What? You're kicking me out?
312
00:13:53,950 --> 00:13:55,667
Does everyone feel this way?
313
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:58,620
- Oui, absolument.
- Gérard Depardieu.
314
00:13:58,621 --> 00:14:00,872
Well, at least someone's
been paying attention.
315
00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:03,125
But very well.
I'll get out of your hair.
316
00:14:03,126 --> 00:14:06,462
If you'll all just help me get
my things out of the basement.
317
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:12,893
Wait a minute. He doesn't have
his stuff down here.
318
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That's right.
319
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Until you all have better
attitudes, you're in detention.
320
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Detention?
321
00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:24,905
He-he put us in detention
in our own house?
322
00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:27,157
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
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00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:29,901
Allahu Akbar!
324
00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:33,288
We-we... uh, okay,
we're gonna deal with that thing
325
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,792
and then we're gonna deal
with detention.
326
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,216
How long is Principal Shepherd
327
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,134
gonna keep us in detention down here?
328
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,969
Oh, you got a big date? Is that it?
329
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,755
Got to get out of here for a big date?
330
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:52,424
- Is that what you're saying?
- Hey, bite my butt, Mom.
331
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:54,976
At least I'm not a withered
old slut like you are.
332
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:58,138
- Oh, just kiss and get it over with.
- Guys, guys, guys.
333
00:14:58,139 --> 00:15:00,807
It's natural that we'd be at
each other's throats, all right?
334
00:15:00,808 --> 00:15:02,359
We've been down here for three minutes.
335
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,444
The question is,
how are we gonna get out?
336
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:06,396
All right, we're playing.
337
00:15:06,397 --> 00:15:08,148
No, no, no, no, no, no, no...
Meg, Meg, Meg!
338
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:10,952
All right, who's next?
339
00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:19,785
Mr. Griffin, you may proceed.
340
00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:21,870
Thank you, Your Honor.
In my case to prove
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00:15:21,871 --> 00:15:24,873
that Brian Griffin is, in fact,
an idiot, and therefore
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00:15:24,874 --> 00:15:29,211
cannot be defamed, I call
Brian Griffin to the stand.
343
00:15:29,212 --> 00:15:32,347
Now, Mr. Griffin,
you claim that you are not dumb.
344
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:34,549
If that is true,
please tell me the difference
345
00:15:34,550 --> 00:15:37,436
between Michael Cera
and Jesse Eisenberg.
346
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:40,013
Objection.
No one could possibly know that.
347
00:15:40,014 --> 00:15:41,598
Objection sustained.
348
00:15:41,599 --> 00:15:43,817
- You're on thin ice, Counselor.
- Very well.
349
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:46,603
Now, Mr. Griffin,
I'm going to recite a biography
350
00:15:46,604 --> 00:15:48,939
and I'd like you
to maintain your composure.
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00:15:48,940 --> 00:15:51,324
"On December 1, 1951,
352
00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:53,160
- Treat Williams was born..."
- Treat? W-Where? Where?
353
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:54,828
- Where's the treat?
- Thank you.
354
00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:57,581
I will now read the entry
for Christopher Walken.
355
00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,241
Walk? Go for a walk?
356
00:15:59,242 --> 00:16:02,711
This dog is dumb.
357
00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:04,162
No further questions, Your Honor.
358
00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:06,581
At this point, I will turn
things over to Brian's lawyer,
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00:16:06,582 --> 00:16:09,885
the gentleman from Table, Knee,
Bump and Associates.
360
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:11,670
Thank you, Your Ho... Ah! Son of a dick!
361
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,505
Ah! Ah, crap.
362
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:16,007
- Right on the bone. Ow!
- Do you wish to proceed?
363
00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:18,344
Huh? No!
364
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:25,609
Sucks being in detention. I feel like
365
00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:27,394
we're in The Breakfast Club
or something.
366
00:16:27,395 --> 00:16:29,646
I don't know,
maybe we can take this time
367
00:16:29,647 --> 00:16:32,616
- to learn more about each other.
- Sorry, Lois, we can't.
368
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:35,285
We got to Breakfast Club dance
for the Fox promo.
369
00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:38,914
This Sunday, on an all-new Family Guy,
370
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:41,449
the Griffins are grounded
and the one actor of color
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plays a character named Lawnmower Guy.
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00:16:43,286 --> 00:16:45,787
Way to go, everyone.
373
00:16:45,788 --> 00:16:49,207
- Now we have this unearned closeness.
- Don't you see?
374
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:52,210
This must've been why Principal
Shepherd locked us down here.
375
00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:54,212
We've never sat down
and talked like this.
376
00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:56,965
Principal Shepherd
is the best principal ever.
377
00:16:56,966 --> 00:16:58,683
I'm totally reenergized.
378
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,060
Like when my old high school crush
379
00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:02,562
asked to be my friend on Facebook.
380
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,984
Karen Altman?
381
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,820
Wow, that's a blast from the past.
382
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,788
The game begins.
383
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:22,207
"Hey, cutie. Long time, no talk.
384
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:25,744
"I'm trapped in Europe
and all I have is my bikini.
385
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:29,798
Could you wire me $3,000
for old time's sake?"
386
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:37,131
Beatrice Fuller? She was a snack.
387
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,889
Checkmate.
388
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:58,827
Mr. Foreman,
has the jury reached a verdict?
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00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,078
We have not, Your Honor.
390
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,947
We all feel we need another night
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00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:03,748
at the Hyatt with free HBO.
392
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,951
That free HBO was just
a preview. It ended today.
393
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:08,253
- We have a verdict, Your Honor.
- Please proceed.
394
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,705
The dog is an idiot. The baby wins.
395
00:18:10,706 --> 00:18:12,258
Herf derf!
396
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,128
Well, congrats, Stewie.
397
00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:18,805
You made me look like a fool up there.
398
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:21,091
I mean, I can't believe
you'd do this to me.
399
00:18:21,092 --> 00:18:22,809
I'll never forgive you.
400
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,728
Who are you kidding, Brian?
You're a dog.
401
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:26,563
I'm gonna walk out that door,
come back in
402
00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:29,766
and you'll just be excited to see me.
403
00:18:29,767 --> 00:18:31,685
Hey! Hey! You're back!
404
00:18:31,686 --> 00:18:33,570
Oh, man, I feel like
you've been gone forever!
405
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:35,105
Hey, watch me spin around!
406
00:18:35,106 --> 00:18:37,699
Whoa! Whoa!
407
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,367
Whoa!
408
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:43,122
Fat ankles.
409
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,493
All right, last call for new business.
410
00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:51,212
And again, we cannot
show you the nude photos
411
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:54,049
the Spanish teacher sent to that kid.
412
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:56,084
Well, I guess that's it.
Let's get out of here.
413
00:18:56,085 --> 00:18:58,136
- No, Peter, the other thing.
- Oh, right.
414
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,965
My name is Peter Griffin, and I
get to the "in conclusion" part
415
00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:04,017
of my speech faster than most people.
416
00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:05,635
In conclusion, I think the school
417
00:19:05,636 --> 00:19:07,437
should rehire Principal Shepherd.
418
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:13,727
Mr. Griffin, you make
a brisk and compelling case.
419
00:19:13,728 --> 00:19:15,945
I hereby reinstate Principal Shepherd.
420
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:18,658
Yes! I love you, baby.
421
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,193
Sorry, Lois, I needed you out of the way
422
00:19:22,194 --> 00:19:24,246
so I could kiss this lady.
423
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:36,166
It's good to be back.
424
00:19:36,167 --> 00:19:38,551
Wait, who drew this dong on my desk?
425
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:40,754
Not me. I wouldn't even
know how to draw one.
426
00:19:40,755 --> 00:19:43,223
I've only seen two: mine
and my uncle's at his funeral.
427
00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:45,258
He died with my aunt in a car crash.
428
00:19:45,259 --> 00:19:47,260
Remember her, from earlier,
with the vagina?
429
00:19:47,261 --> 00:19:49,095
My uncle didn't fall
out of the casket, though.
430
00:19:49,096 --> 00:19:50,980
I stayed late
and unbuckled his trousers.
431
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,649
What were we talking about?
432
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:55,811
Oh, yeah, your desk got donged.
Yeah, I did it. It was me.
433
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:03,868
Well, Brian,
thanks for being a good sport
434
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:06,362
- about the Flunky books.
- No problemo, Stewie.
435
00:20:06,363 --> 00:20:08,081
Aw, I wish you hadn't done that.
436
00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:11,084
If anything, you gave me a good
chance for some self-reflection.
437
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:14,170
Fact is, you inspired me to get
back to doing some writing.
438
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,755
Wow, it's really you.
439
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:18,041
Oh, thanks, but I no longer
write the Flunky books.
440
00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:20,093
No, not that book.
441
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:21,761
This one.
442
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:24,723
Swishy the Football Baby?
443
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,758
"By Griffin Brian"?
444
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,393
Can you say one of your catchphrases,
445
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:31,062
like, "Hey, sailor," or "Up for brunch?"
446
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,231
Ooh! How about "I'm a bottom"?
447
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,518
Brian!
448
00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:44,109
- So?
- I'm sorry.
449
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:46,703
- It's not really our brand.
- I see.
450
00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:50,206
Well, what about Phineas
and Ferb erotic fan fiction?
451
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:51,624
Now that is interesting.
452
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,910
Read it to me while I eat my soup.
453
00:20:53,911 --> 00:20:56,329
"Ferb was having a throbby morning.
454
00:20:56,330 --> 00:20:58,915
Phineas was having none of it."
455
00:20:58,916 --> 00:21:01,134
Oh!