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♪ It seems today
that all you see ♪

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♪ Is violence in movies
and sex on TV ♪

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♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ♪

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♪ On which we used to rely? ♪

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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪

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♪ Lucky there's a man who
positively can do ♪

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♪ All the things that make us ♪

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♪ Laugh and cry ♪

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♪ He's... a...
Fam... ily... Guy! ♪

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(quiet chatter)

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Ugh. I can't believe
you dragged me to The Flow.

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-This is gonna suck.
-Oh, knock it off.

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It's not gonna be that bad.

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Besides, I couldn't
leave you at home.

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Last time I did that,
the kids walked in on you

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looking at Internet corn.

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(quietly): Oh, God,
what I wouldn't do to that.

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What? N-No!
No, it's not even mine!

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I just clicked on it!

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And c-come on,
it's not like it's gay corn.

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It's gay corn.

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It was baby corn.

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(applause)

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Hi, ladies,
and welcome to The Flow!

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(women cheering)

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We'll be starting the taping
in just a few minutes,

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but I wanted
to come out here personally

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and say hi to my fans.

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Let's get everyone up, up, up
and dancing like maniacs.

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(dance beat playing,
women yelling wildly)

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(grunts)

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(gasps)

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(grunting)

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(grunting continues)

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(grunting continues)

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(gasping for air)

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(grunts)

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-(whistle blows)
-(gasping)

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First down.

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(theme music playing, applause)

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Let's welcome our first guest,

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my colleague at Channel 5
and now a best-selling author,

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Tricia Takanawa.

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(applause)

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So, Tricia, tell us
about your book.

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I understand it's been
number one on Amazon

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for many weeks, long time.

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It's called Throw It Away:

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The Life-Improving Art
of De-cluttering.

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People nowadays own
too much stuff.

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I am encouraging them
to throw it away.

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Genius! So just
throw everything out?

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Not quite.

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If it kindles joy, you keep it.

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But if no joy,
you throw it away.

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Can I look at your phone?

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No. Use your activity book.

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I already did
all the fun ones at church.

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It's very simple.

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I came up with it after hiking
to the top of Mount Asia

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and meditating
on Epiphany Bridge.

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Ah! Peter, these are
Asian techniques,

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and they're new to me.

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I have to buy this book,
read two chapters,

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then leave it on my nightstand
for a year.

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That fart was
the lady next to me.

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Whatever. I'm getting
that book, Peter.

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And it's for reading,
not for killing spiders.

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Oh, don't worry, Lois.

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I got a better method
for doing that now.

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I'm really excited
you're humanely relocating me

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to outside your house.

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Oh, yeah. Me and the fellas
thought it was time.

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♪

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SPIDER:
Oh, no...

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Kids! Peter! Get down here!

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Everyone, I just read
Tricia Takanawa's book,

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and it was really inspiring.

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She says that when you
de-clutter your house,

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you de-clutter your mind and
clear a path to true happiness.

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How about a clear path
to dinner, bitch.

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So I want everyone to go through
every single item you own,

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and if it doesn't kindle joy,
throw it away.

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See?

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This sweater, it's okay,
but it doesn't kindle joy.

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I'm throwing it out.

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Now, get to it.

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Wow, she's really
all in on this.

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Well, she's searching
for something

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to fill her empty life.

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You remember when
she thought the solution

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was putting a lemon slice
in a plain glass of water

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for a "very simple
kind of pleasure"?

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Ah. Perfection.

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And just the thing
to wash down six Xanax

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from four different
prescriptions.

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Mmm.

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Tomorrow, this will seem
like a new idea again.

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Oh, my voodoo doll of Mom.

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Yeah, totally throw.
It never worked, anyway.

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LOIS (in distance):
Ow! What the hell was that?!

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Oh. Keep.

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(Lois screams)

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Box of cords that go to
computers from the 1980s.

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Keep.

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$70,000 in Camel Cash.

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I should've pulled the trigger
on that umbrella. Keep.

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Woody and Buzz,
who definitely are not alive,

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so I can turn my back...
on them!

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Well, I guess
they passed the test.

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They're really... not alive!

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LOIS (calls):
Peter, what are you
doing up there?

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Oh, nothing, Lois.
I was just making sure

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I kept my Woody and Bu...

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I knew it.

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Peter, there's nothing
in your throwaway pile.

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I know.
I'm keeping everything.

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-Everything kindles joy!
-That can't be true.

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Even this old tin can
on a string?

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I mean, what are you
even doing with this?

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You're a grown man!

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Why would you
possibly need this?

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If anything is garbage,
this is garbage.

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Sounds like
things aren't going well

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-at the Griffins.
-This is why no girls allowed.

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I hate to do this, guys,
but Peter's been compromised.

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Oh, look, my box of ribbons I've
saved from various presents.

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Oh, I'm not throwing that out.
That's a good ribbon.

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This is a good ribbon, too.

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These are all
very usable ribbons.

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Hey, little guy.
How's the sorting going?

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I'm not getting rid
of my ribbons!

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(straining):
I just wanted to know

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if I could borrow a ribbon.

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(groans)

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(dramatic music playing)

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(roaring)

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Series pass. Record all.
Priority one.

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Peter, that's, like,
your 50th bag.

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What could possibly be in there?

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-Oh. Have you not heard?
-Brian, no!

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(skipping): ♪ Well,
everybody's... 'bout the bird ♪

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♪ Bird, bird, bird ♪

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(needle skipping,
song playing distorted)

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♪ Bird, bird, bird ♪

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♪ Bird is the... bird, bird... ♪

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Wait a minute,
didn't we destroy that?

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I glued it.

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"Surfin' Bird," uh, uh, uh,

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finds a way.

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I love it!

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Perfect!

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(laughs):
Ah-ha-ha!

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So, Lois, what's your next

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"bored housewife seeking
purpose in life" project

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after de-cluttering?

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Vegan baking?
Handmade soaps on Etsy?

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Whoa. You drunk already, bro?

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What's your next
fake writing project,

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a rap opera about
Grover Cleveland?

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(chuckles): No, Lois,
that would be ridiculous.

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Mine is a '70s funk musical
about William Howard Taft.

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(funky soul music playing)

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♪ Who's the big fat president ♪

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♪ Whose suits look like
a flannel circus tent? ♪

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♪ Taft ♪

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♪ Right on ♪

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♪ Who's that presidential chub ♪

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♪ Got stuck
in the White House tub? ♪

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♪ William Howard Taft ♪

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♪ They say this cat Taft ♪

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♪ Is a fat mother... ♪

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♪ Shut your mouth ♪

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♪ I'm just talkin' 'bout Taft ♪

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♪ And we can dig it. ♪

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(inhales deeply)

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(exhales):
Ah.

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PETER:
Ah, so good to be home.

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Since when do you surf?!

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Oh, I don't. I just
rolled around in the sand

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and brought home
this bucket of alive crabs.

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(sighs)

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When the clutter is gone,

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the path to happiness is clear.

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Lois, you could just pee in
these like a space suit, right?

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Peter... you don't kindle joy.

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-What?
-I'm sorry,

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but I'm looking at you,
and I'm just not feeling joy.

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What... what are you saying?

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Peter...

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I don't think I can have you
in the house right now.

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You're throwing me away?

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Yes.

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I'm so sorry, Peter.

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I just feel like
if you don't kindle joy--

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and that's what the book said...

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You can't kick me
out of my own house.

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The house that I pay for?

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That I semi-pay for
with help from your parents?

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That your parents
pay for entirely,

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but I get to put the
mortgage coupon in the mailbox?

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That your parents
pay for entirely

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using autodraft
from their account

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while I put a pretend mortgage
coupon that clearly says

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"Not legal tender"
into the mailbox?

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That your parents
pay for entirely

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using autodraft
from their account

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while I put a pretend
mortgage coupon that says

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"Not legal tender" into
Stewie's Sesame Street mailbox?

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That your parents
pay for entirely

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using autodraft
from their account

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while Chris puts a pretend
mortgage coupon that says

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"Not legal tender" into
Stewie's Sesame Street mailbox

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while I hold the plastic door
open for him?

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That your parents
pay for entirely...

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-Peter, we get it.
-Okay.

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What's happening again?

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I'm asking you
to leave the house.

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The house that I pay for?

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Thanks for letting me
crash here, Quagmire.

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No problem, Peter.
I'm sure Lois'll cool down

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in a few days,
and you'll be back home.

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Yeah, she'll be fine. And you
won't even know I'm here.

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I mean, I need to keep up
with my workouts.

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And I can't sleep unless I have
Dunkirk on at full volume.

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(Dunkirk soundtrack playing,
volume increases)

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-(rapid gunfire)
-(man grunting)

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But, yeah, this'll be great.

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Hi, kids.
Do you need those hats?

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-I mean...
-It's the foundation of my look,

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but we can discuss it.

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I feel like they're clutter.
I feel like you don't need them.

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L-Let's just see
what you look like without--

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Whoa! You kids are Legos?

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Sorry you had to find out
this way, Mom.

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Oh. Hi, Brian.
You're carrying clutter,

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I'll just throw it out.

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Ha! A clean house
means a clean soul,

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and a clean soul is a happy one.

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That was a whole pizza.

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And I didn't even
start eating it yet.

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You're surprised about a pizza?

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She threw out a whole guy.

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Yeah, Lois might be
starting to lose it.

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Even her cutaways are getting
a little too minimalist.

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Have you noticed?

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Donald Trump's hair is unusual.

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Oh, hey, don't use the toilet.
I'm making wine.

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Peter, you got to get out.

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The truth is I should have
asked you to leave

253
00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:07,567
after the other night.

254
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,469
(knock on door)

255
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:10,904
(louder knock)

256
00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:12,840
-Hello?
-PETER: Quagmire?

257
00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:14,908
Yeah?

258
00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:16,343
PETER:
I can't sleep.

259
00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:18,345
So?

260
00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:20,180
PETER:
I can't sleep.

261
00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:22,149
What do you want me to do?

262
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,017
PETER:
Will you read me a story?

263
00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:26,920
Peter, I-I'm-I'm in the middle
of something here.

264
00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:29,322
-Like, maybe a Clifford?
-Peter, get out of here!

265
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,224
-Clifford?
-No! Not now!

266
00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:33,260
Quagmire, Clifford now?

267
00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:36,396
Ugh! Just read him the story.

268
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:40,367
"Clifford was just too big
for the bathtub."

269
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:43,103
-Isn't he big, Peter?
-Clifford big!

270
00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:45,505
"So they decided
to hose him in the yard instead,

271
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,374
but Clifford couldn't fit
through the door."

272
00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:49,042
See that, Peter?

273
00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:50,410
(snoring)

274
00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:53,446
Finally. All right, ladies,
I guess we can...

275
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,883
Wouldn't you know it.

276
00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:58,418
Oh, my God,
they took the whole roof off.

277
00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:08,896
Everybody thinks
they can kick me out?

278
00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:11,098
Well, who gets
the last laugh now?

279
00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,100
I get to sleep with all my stuff

280
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:16,103
in a storage unit
on the highway access road.

281
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,943
Okay, can't go to bed
till you make one.

282
00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:27,147
(sighs)

283
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,121
All right, just got to make one.

284
00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,927
I'm going to sleep.

285
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,998
(sighs)

286
00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:47,267
Something bad's gonna happen
if you don't do it.

287
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,838
LOIS:
Meg! Chris!

288
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,341
What the (bleep) is this?

289
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:56,276
-I've never seen it before.
-I don't know.

290
00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:57,577
Stewie, she's got
your time machine.

291
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,579
Well, don't drag that
down the stairs or else...

292
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,514
(Lois grunting)

293
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,355
(roars)

294
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:12,625
Thank God,
everything's back to normal.

295
00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:14,394
Pe-tew. Gross.

296
00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:18,765
I tell you to clean your rooms,
and the first thing you do

297
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,468
is put all your science projects
in Stewie's closet?

298
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:24,371
-Mom, we didn't...
-Stop arguing and get rid of it.

299
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,706
And give me those glasses.
They're cluttering up your face.

300
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:30,310
-I need them to see.
-They're not bringing me joy!

301
00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,812
You realize there are four of us
and one of her.

302
00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:35,115
-If we rushed her all at once...
-That's not gonna work.

303
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,684
She's clearly developed
the strength of the insane.

304
00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:40,553
-What did you say, Chris?
-Uh, nothing. I'm sorry!

305
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:44,224
Chris, I will not have
your comic strip anger

306
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:45,492
cluttering up my house.

307
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,560
It's negative,
and it ruins my joy.

308
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:50,330
-Get it out of here!
-Now you've done it.

309
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:53,666
You've made me
1930s work whistle angry!

310
00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:55,768
(whistle blows)

311
00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:58,671
Shut up, Meg!

312
00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:00,573
-What? I didn't say anything.
-You just did.

313
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:02,742
Your voice-- it's cluttering up
my space. Get out.

314
00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:05,712
-But...
-Get out of my house!

315
00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:08,748
You know, Lois, one could argue
that your bra is clutter.

316
00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:10,017
Nice try, dirtbag. Leave.

317
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:12,552
Figured it was
gonna happen, anyway.

318
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,587
Might as well go out
on my terms.

319
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,626
♪

320
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:24,697
I cluttered my pants.

321
00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:27,367
It did not kindle joy.

322
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:33,106
(footsteps echoing)

323
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:37,077
(sighs)
Well, that does it.

324
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,212
I got rid of all the clutter.

325
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:41,381
I made order out of chaos,

326
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,850
(singsongy):
and it's beautiful.

327
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:47,254
Ah, there's even
an echo in here now.

328
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,256
I'm so happy!

329
00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:52,392
LOIS ECHO:
I'm very unhappy!

330
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:56,096
My house is at peace,
so I am at peace.

331
00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:59,299
LOIS ECHO:
You're all alone and sad.

332
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:02,469
Simplicity is good for the soul.

333
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:06,106
LOIS ECHO:
Your soul is as empty
as this house,

334
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,141
this house, this house.

335
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,144
(panting)

336
00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:22,555
(panting)

337
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:26,159
But I did what the book said.
I did it all.

338
00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:29,096
Why didn't it work?
Why am I still not happy?

339
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:30,497
What have I done?

340
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:33,533
Looks like there's only
one thing left to get rid of.

341
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:40,340
The mirror.

342
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:41,641
(grunts)

343
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:45,445
-Look. Towels!
-They don't even match.

344
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:48,315
Who cares?
They're still thirsty.

345
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:56,489
She's not here. Come on.

346
00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:59,192
(echoing):
Wow. Everything's gone.

347
00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:01,061
What's that?

348
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:05,132
"Words, letters,
letters and words,

349
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:07,267
mm-hmm, mm-hmm,
more words and letters."

350
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,601
Chris, can't you read?

351
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:11,138
No, I know the letters
when they're on their own,

352
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:13,173
but, you know,
when they team up like this,

353
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:16,209
I'm just, uh...
I'm sort of outmatched.

354
00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:18,511
"It was my fault, not yours.

355
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:21,048
"I'm so sorry,
and I love you all.

356
00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:22,282
"Goodbye.

357
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,617
"P.S.
Please throw this note out.

358
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,519
It is clutter."

359
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:28,555
Oh, my God.
Where could she be?

360
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,823
You don't think
she killed herself, do you?

361
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,492
We're gonna need
professional help.

362
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:33,860
I got to call Joe.

363
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:35,895
(phone ringing nearby)

364
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,665
-(beep)
-JOE (quietly): Hello?

365
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:41,568
Joe, are you in my kitchen?

366
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:42,935
JOE:
No.

367
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,905
-What are you doing?
-Nothing.

368
00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:48,341
-(phone ringing, beep)
-Hey, Bon.

369
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,909
BONNIE:
Did they have
the French bread pizza?

370
00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:52,212
Not a good time, Bon.

371
00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:02,389
Well, she's dead.
It's a suicide note.

372
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,424
It doesn't actually say
she's gonna end it.

373
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,159
Maybe she just
took off somewhere.

374
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:08,595
I'll call Cleveland.
Maybe he saw something.

375
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,330
(phone ringing nearby)

376
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,664
(quietly):
Hello?

377
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:14,101
Are you stealing
my copper plumbing?

378
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,735
-No.
-What are you doing?

379
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,036
Nothing.

380
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,405
(phone ringing)

381
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:19,939
Hey, Donna.

382
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:22,375
DONNA:
Did you check
the counter for Keurigs?

383
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:24,877
Not a good time, Don.

384
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:33,420
Dad, how can you be so sure
Mom is at Mount Asia?

385
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,422
We cut a whole scene
where we figured it out.

386
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,157
You got to just trust me.

387
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,730
Boy, feels like Rocky, huh?

388
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,765
-Huh?
-Okay!

389
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:49,001
Look! We're almost there!

390
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,076
♪

391
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,416
(sighs)
I don't even care

392
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:06,253
that I left my phone
in my pocket.

393
00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:13,926
I had too much.
But then I had nothing.

394
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,928
But then that wasn't enough.

395
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:17,230
(yells)

396
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,598
PETER (echoing):
Lois!

397
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:22,001
Lois, don't do it!

398
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,303
♪

399
00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:26,139
Wait. Is this really
'cause of all my stuff?

400
00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:28,475
No, Peter,
don't come any closer!

401
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,343
Please don't jump! Please!

402
00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:32,179
-I love you.
-(shrieks)

403
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,182
(grunting)

404
00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:38,585
-(screams)
-Lois!

405
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,620
(woman vocalizing
to ethereal music)

406
00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:54,601
Feels like Cliffhanger, huh?

407
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,102
Huh, Chris?

408
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,470
CHRIS:
Okay!

409
00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:59,105
(screaming)

410
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,507
-Mom!
-Oh, my God!

411
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,175
(screaming)

412
00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:03,543
(grunts)

413
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:09,048
Lois, are you okay?

414
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,149
I'm fine!

415
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,119
I'm fine.

416
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,154
(laughing)

417
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:19,125
Everything's fine!

418
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,127
I was saved by garbage!

419
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,395
I'm garbage.

420
00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:23,996
Everything's garbage,

421
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:27,166
and garbage is wonderful!

422
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,770
Oh, when Mommy's unstable,
I feel unsafe.

423
00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:37,310
We're so glad
you didn't kill yourself.

424
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,312
I wasn't gonna jump, you idiot.

425
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,147
I just came here to think.

426
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,549
You made me lose my balance,

427
00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:45,017
but when I landed
in all that garbage,

428
00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:47,587
I realized it saved my life.

429
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:51,524
Literally, yes, but also
it saves my life every day.

430
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,693
The joy that you find
in everything--

431
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:57,230
the fact that every little thing
you see kindles joy for you--

432
00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:59,198
that's the right attitude,
Peter.

433
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:02,269
And I'm gonna try to have
that attitude from now on.

434
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:05,372
-I love you.
-I love you, too, Lois.

435
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:07,274
Now let's go home.

436
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:10,109
I can't wait
to sleep in my own bed.

437
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:12,111
(Dunkirk soundtrack
playing loudly)

438
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:14,146
-(rapid gunfire)
-(man grunting)

439
00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:27,059
Oh, just leave it for now.
We'll deal with it later.

440
00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:29,529
Oh, okay. Thanks, Mom.

441
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,764
Yeah, that de-cluttering thing
was nice for a while,

442
00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:33,700
but I definitely went overboard.

443
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,569
I don't know. Somehow, an idea
I got from a two-minute segment

444
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:38,638
on a morning talk show didn't
bring me the life satisfaction

445
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,440
I thought it would.

446
00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:43,109
On the bright side, our sparse,
white living room looks like

447
00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:46,145
the John Lennon, Yoko Ono
"Imagine" living room.

448
00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:51,484
We can't afford "Imagine," so
just imagine this is "Imagine."

449
00:20:51,518 --> 00:20:53,386
(playing "Camptown Races")

450
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,154
♪ Boop-boop, deedle-dee,
dee-dee-dee ♪

451
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:56,589
♪ Imagine, imagine ♪

452
00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:58,558
♪ No religion,
nothing matters ♪

453
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,860
-♪ Everything is bad. ♪
-(song ends)