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♪ It seems today
that all you see ♪
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♪ Is violence in movies
and sex on TV ♪
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♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ♪
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♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a man
who positively can do ♪
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♪ All the things that make us ♪
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♪ Laugh and cry ♪
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♪ He's... a...
Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
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www.MY-SUBS.com
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I was very brave when the doctor
gave me that shot,
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wasn't I, Lois?
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Yes, Peter, you
were very brave.
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Even when I knew that he was
gonna give me the shot,
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I just k-kept looking
at him in the eye
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and talking to him
about my summer plans.
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You did very good.
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See, Peter? It
wasn't so bad.
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Yeah, except for
having to sit next to
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that screaming autistic lady
in the waiting room.
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I don't know what you want!
I don't know how to help!
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Hi, there. Excuse me.
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I seem to be lost.
Can you guys help me?
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Oh, my God.
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Are you Ryan Reynolds?
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From The Proposal
and The Change-Up
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and a ton of upcoming stuff?
Yeah, that's me.
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I was on my way to Newport
and I kind of got turned around.
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Ofourse, Mr. Reynolds, we'd be
happy to give you directions.
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You take 138
to the Jamestown Bridge,
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and you're gonna follow the...
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There's a fire truck.
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Yes, I see it, Peter.
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It's a fire truck.
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And after the bridge,
just follow the signs.
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Thanks.
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Hey, what happened to your arm?
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I just went to the doctor,
got my cholesterol checked.
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Wow, why does a guy in his 20s
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need to get his
cholesterol checked?
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Oh, come on, now.
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And I'm Lo...
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Catch you later, Peter.
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Wow, he was really nice.
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Not like when I met
that bitch Shelley Duvall.
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Hi, I'm Shelley Duvall.
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Very nice to meet you.
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Big deal.
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Came right up to me, like
I was just dying to meet her.
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Peter, you're gonna
have to let that one go.
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Hi, Mrs. Janetti.
I'm here to pick up Stewie.
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Oh, sure, Brian. He's in
the playroom with Gavin.
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Gavin- that's
a stupid name.
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And nobody likes you at school.
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You're gonna be ugly
when you grow up.
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And everything
in your house is cheap.
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And it smells in here.
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Oh, hey, Brian.
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Bye!
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That was fun.
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I like Gavin.
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Oh, yay!
This is such a great song.
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Really?
Yeah, really.
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I don't have to defend
Carrie Underwood to you.
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She is doing
just fine without you.
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Brian, I'm just going to sit
in the car till the song's over.
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All right, but don't take to
long; it'll drain the battery.
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Oh, shut up.
It's not draining the battery.
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♪ I took a Louisville Slugger
to both headlights ♪
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♪ I slashed a hole
in all four tires ♪
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♪ Maybe next time he'll think
before he cheats ♪
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I should be on Glee.
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I should be on Glee!
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♪ I might've saved a little
trouble for the next girl... ♪
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Oh, my God.
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I just drove.
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That was amazing.
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I can drive!
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Now I can do a slow cruise past
my ex-girlfriend's apartment.
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11:45 and the lights are on.
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Doing it with
the lights on now, whore?
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Don't mind looking at his body?
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I love you so much, though.
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Lois, that dog with the
different colored eyes is back.
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Ew, and gross!
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It looks like he's got a boner.
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Peter, just leave him alone.
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No, this is
what Bob Barker's been
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talking about all these years.
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Go on! Get!
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Get out of here,
weird boner dog!
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Hey, look who it is!
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Hey, Ryan Reynolds.
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What are you doing
in Cleveland's house?
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Well, believe it or not,
they've decided
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to shoot my movie
in Quahog instead of Newport.
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I'm playing Hitler,
but he's a young Hitler
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and he's got a rocking body.
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It's called Hotler.
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Ha! Color me seven
bucks lighter.
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Hey, I'm so excited
that we're gonna be neighbors.
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We should totally hang out.
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Yeah, that'd be great.
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Okay, I'm embarrassed.
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I'm standing out here
without a shirt on
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and my pajama bottoms are
riding insanely low on my hips.
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Hey, how much money you make?
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You'd think enough
for a shirt, right?
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So I'm having this
housewarming thing tonight,
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and I'd love it if you came by.
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Anything beats what goes on
at my house Friday nights.
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Hey, Lois, what's
going on here?
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Oh, it's my book club, Peter.
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Come join us.
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Oh, okay!
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All right, let's see,
new novel, new novel, new novel.
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What's it about?
What's it about?
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A guy...
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a guy who loses everything,
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but finds his soul in Canada.
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All right, we're cooking now.
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Cooking now.
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And the whole book
is an e-mail
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to his daughter, who's dead.
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And his name will be Norm Hull.
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Because he's just a normal guy.
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But not everybody
will get that.
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That's just for e scholars
a hundred years from now.
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Okay, Rupert,
you ready to go for a drive?
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Oh, my God, Rupert,
this is such a thrill.
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Look at me, I'm driving!
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I'm driving a real car!
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I don't believe it!
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Well, I'd say we need
to put on some tunes.
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Hey, welcome back to
Weenie and The Butt on 97.1.
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♪ 97.1 ♪
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Ooh, Weenie and The Butt.
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Just like the grown-ups
listen to.
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And that was "Baby" by Justin
Bieber featuring Ludacris,
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which means it's time to give
away some Justin Bieber tickets.
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Oh, that's right, Butt.
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Our fifth caller
will ween those tickets.
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Hey, you know what, Rupert?
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You know what I should do,
just, like, as a goof?
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I should try to win those Justin
Bieber tickets just so I can,
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like, tear them up or use them
to go to t concert.
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Oh, it's ringing, Rupert,
it's ringing.
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I'm too nervous;
they're celebrities.
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You talk to them.
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Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
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I'm in so much trouble.
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Congratulations,
you're caller number five.
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You're going to see
Justin Bieber!
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Oh, sweet Jesus!
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Yes! Jesse, I won!
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Never say never!
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Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, Brian's gonna be
so mad at me.
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What am I gonna do?
Okay, it's all right.
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I'll just get a little bit of
paint and cover up the dents.
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Unattractive women
do it all the time.
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You look pretty today, Carol.
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Thanks.
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It's probably just
the dress and the makeup.
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Ah, now that I look closer,
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yeah, I think that's
what it is, too.
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Hey, you made it!
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And you brought a friend.
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Great.
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I'm his wife, Lois.
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We actually met the other day.
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Oh, sorry,
I- I meet so many people.
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But there's really no way
you could know that.
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Yeah, she's a housewife,
she don't know.
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Whatever.
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You got booze in here?
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Is it me, or did she
just make that weird?
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Please. It was
definitely not you.
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Hey, is this shirt too tight?
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I'm feeling really
self-conscious.
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No, not at all.
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So it-it looks good like
this? Yeah, it looks good.
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Thanks.
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I don't know what to say.
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Hey, I got, I got, like,
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an insider Hollywood
question for you.
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Is, um, is "L.A."
short for something?
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Ha! You're a riot.
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Hey, hey, so what's
all this about,
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everyone in Quahog
likes to tickle fight?
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What is that?
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What? I never heard that.
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Yeah, apparently
it's, like, a thing.
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It is?
Yeah.
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I mean, they also said
that people who pretend
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not to have heard
of it are chicken.
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Well, I ain't no chicken.
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One-nothing!
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No, two-nothing!
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Three-nothing!
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Fight over!
Fight over!
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Wow, you got a lot
of catching up to do,
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and tomorrow night
in the dark, huh?
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In the dark?
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Yeah, if you say so.
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Just don't tickle me
in my lower abdomen.
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I'm super ticklish there.
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Lower abdomen.
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You're gonna wish
you never said that.
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This might be
totally off the wall,
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but are you doing
anything Thursday night?
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You probably have
plans, anyway.
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You know what...
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Forget it, forget
it, forget it.
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Blah. Nervous.
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You know, Ryan,
most people take one look at me
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and just assume that I have
plans, so I never get asked out.
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But I-I frequently
don't have plans, so yes,
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I would love to do something
with you on Thursday night.
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Yes! Oh, my God, right now
would be the worst time
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for you to tickle
my lower abdomen,
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because it's so exposed
'cause I'm cheering.
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Yeah, Thursday night!
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Aw, your big mouth
just got you in trouble.
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Aw, I lose.
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Peter one, you zero.
Oh, I lose again.
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Peter two, you zero.
You've been practicing.
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We now return to the end of
a depressing 1970s sci-fi movie
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starring a guy in a turtleneck.
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We've gone far enough.
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I think we're safe from
The Corporation here.
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Adzin, ook!
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It can't be.
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No!
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We'll never defeat
The Corporation!
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They've won!
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There is one way, Adzin.
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You can shoot yourself.
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If it's the only way, I must.
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What the hell?!
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Stewie, get out here!
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Look at this.
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Do you know anything
about this?
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A- About what?
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About what
a beautiful day it...
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Oh, my God, that is surprising.
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Oh, I had to stop that
last sentence in the middle
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because I was so surprised.
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What happened?
Gee, I don't know.
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Do you know what happened?
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I'm sorry, w-what was that?
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I- I was laughing
at that funny thing
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you said at dinner
the other night.
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00:10:32,708 --> 00:10:33,541
What funny thing?
257
00:10:33,576 --> 00:10:36,110
Um, y-you remember
what you said
258
00:10:36,144 --> 00:10:38,780
about Lois's, um,
"patoes au rotten"?
259
00:10:38,814 --> 00:10:41,349
Huh. Didn't ink
anybody heard that.
260
00:10:41,383 --> 00:10:42,717
Wish you'd laughed at the time.
261
00:10:42,751 --> 00:10:44,318
W- What the hell
happened to my car?!
262
00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:46,654
Well, I don't know, man,
but the good news is,
263
00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:48,656
it-it doesn't look
all that bad, Brian.
264
00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:50,992
It's just,
it's that spot right there
265
00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:52,259
that's upsetting you, right?
266
00:10:52,294 --> 00:10:54,629
Stewie, I know it was you.
267
00:10:58,501 --> 00:11:00,635
Your potato joke was terrible.
268
00:11:00,669 --> 00:11:02,403
I can't believe
you drove my car!
269
00:11:02,437 --> 00:11:03,972
You could have
gotten yourself killed!
270
00:11:04,006 --> 00:11:05,840
I'm gonna have to tell
Peter and Lois.
271
00:11:05,875 --> 00:11:07,174
No! No, you can't tell them!
272
00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:08,476
I'll be in so much trouble!
273
00:11:08,511 --> 00:11:09,644
Stewie, I have to.
274
00:11:09,678 --> 00:11:11,245
All right,
I have covered for you
275
00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:12,981
plenty of times before,
but not this time.
276
00:11:13,015 --> 00:11:14,181
This is very dangerous,
277
00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:16,518
and have to make sure
you never do it again.
278
00:11:16,552 --> 00:11:17,752
I won't, I swear!
279
00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:24,158
Stewie, calm down.
280
00:11:24,192 --> 00:11:27,294
Sometimes in life you just have
to accept what's coming to you.
281
00:11:27,329 --> 00:11:29,296
Like the contestant
who gets the lesser showcase
282
00:11:29,331 --> 00:11:30,598
on The Price is Right.
283
00:11:30,633 --> 00:11:32,500
Lindsay, your showcase
284
00:11:32,535 --> 00:11:34,836
is all about relaxation.
285
00:11:34,870 --> 00:11:39,807
And what better place to relax
than in your brand-new hammock?!
286
00:11:39,842 --> 00:11:42,744
This sturdy and portable hammock
from Swingway turns any patio
287
00:11:42,778 --> 00:11:45,046
into a tropical paradise.
288
00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,715
And you can entertain yourself
on your patio
289
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,717
by drawing with chalk!
290
00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:52,186
Yes, Pratt and Millwood
eight-color pastel chalk
291
00:11:52,220 --> 00:11:55,389
will turn your patio
into a tropical art studio.
292
00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:57,158
But you'll have
to pack your chalk
293
00:11:57,192 --> 00:11:58,626
because you're going
to be staying
294
00:11:58,661 --> 00:12:00,127
six days and seven nights
295
00:12:00,162 --> 00:12:03,698
at your parents' house
in Wilmington, Delaware!
296
00:12:03,732 --> 00:12:06,500
I moved my abortion for this.
297
00:12:08,938 --> 00:12:10,905
♪ ♪
298
00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:16,310
Um, hey, thanks for taking
me out to dinner, Ryan,
299
00:12:16,344 --> 00:12:19,080
but I got to say, this
food looks a little weird.
300
00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:20,915
Aw, Peter, Moroccan food
is the jizz.
301
00:12:20,950 --> 00:12:24,485
I don't know. Looks like it
might give me the kind of farts
302
00:12:24,519 --> 00:12:26,087
I get from eating Mexican food.
303
00:12:27,990 --> 00:12:33,360
Con cuidado es el stinko!
304
00:12:35,230 --> 00:12:36,731
Hey, do these pants
look all right?
305
00:12:36,765 --> 00:12:39,467
Sometimes I put them on, and
I'm thinking I look all balls.
306
00:12:39,501 --> 00:12:40,668
No, I think you're good.
307
00:12:40,703 --> 00:12:42,003
You think my balls are good?
308
00:12:42,037 --> 00:12:43,504
You're so weird.
309
00:12:43,538 --> 00:12:44,939
It's awesome, though.
310
00:12:44,974 --> 00:12:46,474
Oh, I... I don't know.
311
00:12:46,508 --> 00:12:47,709
Hey, have you noticed
312
00:12:47,743 --> 00:12:49,911
what a jerk the mailman is
in this town?
313
00:12:49,945 --> 00:12:52,146
Like, he said there is no way
314
00:12:52,180 --> 00:12:54,248
Peter Griffin
could crush a baby bird
315
00:12:54,282 --> 00:12:56,084
with his bare foot
while I watched.
316
00:12:56,118 --> 00:12:58,886
That guy talks
more crap about me.
317
00:12:59,922 --> 00:13:01,589
Mmm! Oh!
318
00:13:01,624 --> 00:13:03,658
Mmm. You got to taste
this lamb tagine.
319
00:13:03,692 --> 00:13:05,093
Mmm. Here.
320
00:13:05,127 --> 00:13:06,393
No, that... no,
that's okay.
321
00:13:06,428 --> 00:13:07,695
Come on, you'll love it.
322
00:13:07,730 --> 00:13:08,863
Eh...
323
00:13:08,897 --> 00:13:10,131
Just a taste.
324
00:13:17,973 --> 00:13:21,275
That was... intense.
325
00:13:21,309 --> 00:13:22,476
What you just did.
326
00:13:23,879 --> 00:13:25,412
Lots of...
327
00:13:25,447 --> 00:13:26,848
Lots of flavors.
328
00:13:26,882 --> 00:13:28,215
Whoops.
329
00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:30,652
Whoa, freeze frame!
330
00:13:30,686 --> 00:13:32,253
What's gonna happen next?
331
00:13:32,287 --> 00:13:34,321
I think I got to
go to the bathroom.
332
00:13:44,133 --> 00:13:45,266
What am I gonna do?
333
00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:46,901
I'm gonna be in so much trouble
334
00:13:46,935 --> 00:13:48,770
when they find out
I wrecked Brian's car!
335
00:13:48,804 --> 00:13:50,638
They'll probably ship me off
to Siberia.
336
00:13:50,673 --> 00:13:52,506
This sucks.
I hate it here.
337
00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:53,741
Shut up.
338
00:13:53,776 --> 00:13:56,477
Drink wolf milk and
watch Russian cartoons.
339
00:13:56,511 --> 00:14:00,447
MAN WITH RUSSIAN ACCENT: We now return to
popular Russian cartoon, Shoe and Shoelace.
340
00:14:00,482 --> 00:14:01,849
Shoe and Shoelace!
341
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:03,685
One is meaningless
without the other!
342
00:14:09,758 --> 00:14:11,125
Well, that's it.
343
00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,393
I have nchoice.
344
00:14:12,427 --> 00:14:15,196
I've got to run away.
345
00:14:20,803 --> 00:14:22,636
Guess I'm on my own now, Rupert.
346
00:14:22,671 --> 00:14:24,072
It could be worse, though.
347
00:14:24,106 --> 00:14:25,673
At least I'm not getting stabbed
348
00:14:25,708 --> 00:14:27,709
by some random guy
on the street.
349
00:14:29,377 --> 00:14:31,312
See? It's the exact opposite.
350
00:14:31,346 --> 00:14:33,314
Oh! It happened anyway!
351
00:14:39,490 --> 00:14:41,557
Hey, Stewie, you up?
352
00:14:43,427 --> 00:14:45,428
What the...
353
00:14:47,831 --> 00:14:49,505
Brian, I've decided to run away.
354
00:14:49,625 --> 00:14:50,925
Don't come looking for me.
355
00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:53,260
And definitely don't chase me
to the airport
356
00:14:53,294 --> 00:14:54,729
and catch me at the gate
357
00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:56,898
just before I'm about
to get on the plane
358
00:14:56,932 --> 00:14:58,966
with, like, an emotional speech
and possibly flowers.
359
00:14:59,001 --> 00:15:00,434
For example, it would be awful
360
00:15:00,468 --> 00:15:02,637
if all the TSA people were
gathered around,
361
00:15:02,671 --> 00:15:04,071
watching this emotional moment,
362
00:15:04,105 --> 00:15:06,440
even the older black female
carry-on scanner
363
00:15:06,474 --> 00:15:08,643
who initially stopped you
at the baggage check,
364
00:15:08,677 --> 00:15:11,245
but who after you told her
of your intentions, said,
365
00:15:11,279 --> 00:15:13,614
"Go get him, child,"
in flagrant disregard
366
00:15:13,649 --> 00:15:16,918
of all newly-implemented
post-9-11 security measures.
367
00:15:16,952 --> 00:15:19,153
And if you were considerin
bringing a boom box
368
00:15:19,187 --> 00:15:22,690
to play music, I would suggest
any one of these six songs.
369
00:15:26,962 --> 00:15:28,395
So again, ran away.
370
00:15:28,430 --> 00:15:29,764
Don't come after me.
371
00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:34,301
♪ I want to thank you... ♪
372
00:15:38,339 --> 00:15:40,675
Dirty whores, all of you.
373
00:15:40,709 --> 00:15:42,076
Oh, hey, Peter.
374
00:15:42,110 --> 00:15:43,644
Lois, we got a problem.
375
00:15:43,679 --> 00:15:46,047
I think Ryan Reynolds
is in love with me.
376
00:15:46,081 --> 00:15:48,215
What? Don't be ridiculous.
377
00:15:48,249 --> 00:15:50,051
It's true. Last night we were
at this restaurant,
378
00:15:50,085 --> 00:15:51,518
and he tried to gay kiss me.
379
00:15:51,553 --> 00:15:53,287
I'm telling you,
he wants to get with me.
380
00:15:53,321 --> 00:15:54,755
Peter, come on.
381
00:15:54,790 --> 00:15:57,458
Why would any man dress well,
groom himself and lift weights
382
00:15:57,492 --> 00:15:59,026
just to sleep with other men?
383
00:15:59,061 --> 00:16:00,360
He's not gay.
384
00:16:00,395 --> 00:16:02,797
Well, I don't care what you say.
He likes me.
385
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:04,865
And we do have chemistry,
I- I won't deny that.
386
00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:06,634
I- I... I will take
responsibility
387
00:16:06,668 --> 00:16:08,102
fomy part in this.
388
00:16:08,136 --> 00:16:10,537
I'm just gonna go over there
and let him down easy.
389
00:16:11,573 --> 00:16:14,208
Oh, Snooki died.
390
00:16:16,979 --> 00:16:18,112
Last stop.
391
00:16:20,515 --> 00:16:22,016
What? This isn't the airport.
392
00:16:23,251 --> 00:16:24,485
Oh, my God, Rupert!
393
00:16:24,519 --> 00:16:26,220
We've got to get out of here!
394
00:16:27,255 --> 00:16:28,422
Aah! Damn it!
395
00:16:28,456 --> 00:16:29,657
Oh, no, no.
396
00:16:29,691 --> 00:16:31,025
Baby fall down!
397
00:16:31,059 --> 00:16:33,260
Is that...? Is that Consuela?
398
00:16:34,763 --> 00:16:36,998
Baby all alone in street.
399
00:16:37,032 --> 00:16:38,332
I take baby home.
400
00:16:38,366 --> 00:16:40,134
It's me. Stewie.
Don't you remember?
401
00:16:40,168 --> 00:16:41,769
You used to clean for us.
402
00:16:41,803 --> 00:16:44,171
We used to make you use the
bathroom at the gas station.
403
00:16:46,842 --> 00:16:48,575
Hey, you!
404
00:16:48,610 --> 00:16:49,944
Uh, hey, Ryan.
405
00:16:49,978 --> 00:16:51,211
Uh, bad time?
406
00:16:51,246 --> 00:16:52,647
Um, perfect time.
407
00:16:52,681 --> 00:16:55,650
Come on in.
I was just oiling my legs.
408
00:16:55,684 --> 00:16:57,018
So, hey, what's on for tonight?
409
00:16:57,052 --> 00:16:58,853
You know, my dentist
leaves his office unlocked.
410
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,655
I was thinking we
could do some nitrous
411
00:17:00,689 --> 00:17:01,956
and then have dinner in there.
412
00:17:01,990 --> 00:17:04,525
Look, Ryan, you're a great guy
and everything,
413
00:17:04,559 --> 00:17:07,061
but I don't like you
in that way.
414
00:17:07,095 --> 00:17:09,697
I mean, there are some things
that I would do with you,
415
00:17:09,731 --> 00:17:11,565
but my heart wouldn't be in it.
416
00:17:11,599 --> 00:17:13,233
What are you talking about?
417
00:17:13,268 --> 00:17:16,436
That you like me,
and you want to be my boyfriend.
418
00:17:17,739 --> 00:17:19,406
You think I'm gay?
419
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,241
Where did you get that?
420
00:17:21,276 --> 00:17:23,210
Uh, uh, you-you tried
to kiss me.
421
00:17:23,244 --> 00:17:24,845
Peter, I'm not gay.
422
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:26,781
What the hell's
the matter with you?
423
00:17:26,815 --> 00:17:29,449
Look, look, look, let me...
let me put it to you this way.
424
00:17:29,484 --> 00:17:30,951
I'm attracted to you in the way
425
00:17:30,986 --> 00:17:33,921
that a man is attracted
to a woman, but I'm not gay.
426
00:17:33,955 --> 00:17:35,890
When you live out in
Hollywood, you learn
427
00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:37,892
that life is about different
spirits and energies
428
00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:39,293
you meet along the way.
429
00:17:39,327 --> 00:17:42,063
I just thought maybe our spirits
could intertwine, you know?
430
00:17:42,097 --> 00:17:43,931
Ouenergies could merge.
431
00:17:43,965 --> 00:17:46,533
Like my spirit could go
up inside your energy.
432
00:17:46,568 --> 00:17:49,136
I- I have so much to learn
about show business.
433
00:17:49,171 --> 00:17:50,504
But you know what?
434
00:17:50,538 --> 00:17:52,306
I could never really be
attracted to somebody
435
00:17:52,340 --> 00:17:55,142
who uses labels like
"gay" and "straight."
436
00:17:55,177 --> 00:17:56,610
Maybe you should just go.
437
00:17:56,644 --> 00:17:57,912
Well-Well, now,
wait a second.
438
00:17:57,946 --> 00:17:59,146
What do you mean?
439
00:17:59,181 --> 00:18:00,280
This isn't working.
440
00:18:00,315 --> 00:18:01,515
It was a nice thought,
441
00:18:01,549 --> 00:18:03,718
but I think we should
go our separate ways.
442
00:18:03,752 --> 00:18:05,619
No, Ryan. I get it now.
443
00:18:05,653 --> 00:18:07,321
I can be what you want.
444
00:18:07,355 --> 00:18:08,756
We could...
Peter.
445
00:18:08,790 --> 00:18:10,057
Don't embarrasyourself.
446
00:18:10,092 --> 00:18:11,726
You need to just let this go.
447
00:18:13,428 --> 00:18:15,129
Tickle fight! Tickle
fight! No, Peter, no!
448
00:18:15,163 --> 00:18:17,064
Tickle fight! Tickle fight!
Tickle fight... Peter, no! No!
449
00:18:17,099 --> 00:18:19,233
Oh, my God...
450
00:18:23,271 --> 00:18:25,072
It's time for you to leave.
451
00:18:27,542 --> 00:18:29,844
I can change.
452
00:18:29,878 --> 00:18:31,511
I can change.
453
00:18:31,546 --> 00:18:32,980
I'm sorry, Peter.
We're done.
454
00:18:33,014 --> 00:18:34,514
We can never talk again.
455
00:18:34,549 --> 00:18:37,852
Here's a cell phone
so we can always talk.
456
00:18:42,390 --> 00:18:44,591
Don't you guys
have any tub toys?
457
00:18:44,626 --> 00:18:46,060
Here. Is rattle.
458
00:18:46,094 --> 00:18:48,162
This is prescription
medication.
459
00:18:48,196 --> 00:18:50,430
And it's not even
your name on the label.
460
00:18:50,465 --> 00:18:51,899
What... What is this?
461
00:18:51,933 --> 00:18:53,200
What's in this tub?
462
00:18:53,235 --> 00:18:54,902
Is jicama.
Jicama?
463
00:18:54,936 --> 00:18:56,670
And what is...?
What...? What...?
464
00:18:56,704 --> 00:18:58,105
This is a chicken leg.
465
00:18:58,140 --> 00:19:00,274
Are you also making soup?
466
00:19:00,308 --> 00:19:01,742
For quinceañera.
467
00:19:01,777 --> 00:19:03,577
Big party. Many peoples.
468
00:19:03,611 --> 00:19:04,879
Oh, my God.
469
00:19:04,913 --> 00:19:06,346
Hay un perro aqui.
470
00:19:06,381 --> 00:19:08,448
¿Doggy es aqui?
471
00:19:08,483 --> 00:19:11,385
I bet even you guys
don't watch George Lopez.
472
00:19:11,419 --> 00:19:13,320
Consuela?
473
00:19:13,354 --> 00:19:14,688
Hey, it's Brian.
474
00:19:14,722 --> 00:19:16,056
I'm-I'm looking for Stewie.
475
00:19:16,091 --> 00:19:18,325
No, no baby aqui.
476
00:19:18,359 --> 00:19:19,626
I peed in your soup.
477
00:19:19,661 --> 00:19:20,961
Happy 15th birthday.
478
00:19:20,996 --> 00:19:22,329
Which, by the way,
479
00:19:22,363 --> 00:19:24,731
is not a special occasion
in the normal world.
480
00:19:24,766 --> 00:19:26,000
Stewie, I've been worried sick.
481
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:27,634
What the hell
are you doing here?
482
00:19:27,669 --> 00:19:29,136
Brian? How did you find me?
483
00:19:29,171 --> 00:19:31,939
I used my nose,
which I always forget about.
484
00:19:31,973 --> 00:19:33,107
Come on, let's go.
485
00:19:33,141 --> 00:19:34,809
No, I'm not going
back! I can't!
486
00:19:34,843 --> 00:19:36,243
They're gonna be mad at me!
487
00:19:36,278 --> 00:19:38,045
I didn't tell anyone.
488
00:19:38,079 --> 00:19:40,047
You... you didn't?
489
00:19:40,081 --> 00:19:41,248
No, I didn't.
490
00:19:41,283 --> 00:19:43,517
Look, I thought about it,
and to be honest,
491
00:19:43,551 --> 00:19:46,287
it's probably my fault for
leaving you alone in the car.
492
00:19:46,321 --> 00:19:49,523
And if you promise never to do
it again, I won't say anything.
493
00:19:49,557 --> 00:19:51,558
Okay, I promise.
494
00:19:51,592 --> 00:19:52,860
My baby!
What?
495
00:19:52,894 --> 00:19:54,328
I say, let go of me.
496
00:19:54,362 --> 00:19:55,462
Consuela, we're leaving.
497
00:19:55,496 --> 00:19:56,630
My baby!
498
00:19:56,664 --> 00:19:58,866
Hey, she says
it's her baby, man.
499
00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:00,467
Now, get out of here.
500
00:20:01,803 --> 00:20:04,271
Is my baby. Ernesto.
501
00:20:04,306 --> 00:20:05,772
No, I'm not...
I'm not Ernest...
502
00:20:05,807 --> 00:20:08,876
Okay, this is so messed up
right now.
503
00:20:15,917 --> 00:20:17,885
I did not want
to have to do that.
504
00:20:17,919 --> 00:20:20,787
They were very nice
to me up until then.
505
00:20:23,024 --> 00:20:25,159
Peter, stop staring
outhe window.
506
00:20:25,193 --> 00:20:26,593
Ryan's gone.
507
00:20:26,627 --> 00:20:28,628
He finished his movie,
he's moved out.
508
00:20:28,663 --> 00:20:30,497
How could I have been so blind?
509
00:20:30,531 --> 00:20:33,300
How could I not have seen
what he offered?
510
00:20:33,335 --> 00:20:35,269
I think the whole
thing was very strange.
511
00:20:35,303 --> 00:20:36,503
He thought you were strange!
512
00:20:36,537 --> 00:20:39,340
How about that?
Whatever.
513
00:20:39,374 --> 00:20:41,575
I just can't help but wonder...
514
00:20:41,609 --> 00:20:43,283
will I ever see him again?
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