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DAD, YOU HAVE
THE COOLEST JOB.

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WELL, SOMETIMES I THINK
I SHOULD BE HANGING OUT

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WITH A BETTER CLASS
OF ANIMALS.

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OH, COME ON!

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HEY, HAVE SOME CLASS,
WILL YA?

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WE GOT MIXED COMPANY
DOWN HERE.

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YOU KNOW, DAD,
GENETICALLY SPEAKING,

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MONKEYS ARE
OUR FIRST COUSINS.

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YOU MEAN...

10
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UNCLE BOB'S KIDS?

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YEAH. I SUPPOSE
I'D AGREE WITH THAT.

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NO, I'M SERIOUS. ACTUALLY,
SOME SCIENTISTS SAY

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THAT MONKEY DIETS ARE MUCH
MORE EVOLVED THAN OUR OWN.

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OH, THIS IS ALL ABOUT
DIETS AGAIN, HUH?

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I'M JUST SAYING
IT WOULDN'T HURT YOU

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TO EAT MORE FRUITS
AND VEGETABLES

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LIKE MONKEYS DO.

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HONEY, THE REASON
THAT MONKEYS

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EAT SO MANY FRUITS
AND VEGETABLES

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IS BECAUSE THEY'RE
NOT SMART ENOUGH

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TO BUTCHER A COW.

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YOUR MOTHER,
GOD BLESS HER SOUL,

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DIDN'T BELIEVE
THE OLD-FASHIONED IDEAS

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ABOUT NURSING,
BREAST-FEEDING AND ALL THAT.

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UH-UH. YOU WERE FED
CHEESEBURGERS AS A BABY.

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NOW LOOK AT YOU.

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YOU'RE AS BIG AS A HOUSE.
YOU'RE AS STRONG AS A BULL.

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YOU SMELL LIKE A COW.

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YOUR CHOLESTEROL'S
PROBABLY A LITTLE HIGH,

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BUT, YOU KNOW, THEY HAVE
MEDICINE FOR THAT NOW.

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YOU CAN GET AN ANGIOPLASTY,
GET IT ALL CLEARED OUT.

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YOU'RE DOIN' GREAT,
HONEY.

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ALL RIGHT. I'LL START
WORKIN' OUT TOMORROW.

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START TAKING BETTER CARE
OF MYSELF, OK?

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SO DOES THAT MEAN YOU'LL GO
ON THE SCHOOL HIKE WITH ME?

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FIRST THINGS FIRST.

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EAT YOUR LUNCH.

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TALK ABOUT IT LATER.

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HEY--GIMME THAT EGG,
PAL.

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GIMME THE EGG, FRIENDLY.
COME ON!

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DAD! DAD, STOP IT!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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HEY, THAT'S MY EGG!
GIMME THAT--

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UH! UH! UH! UH!
[THUNK]

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IT'S JUST AN EGG, DAD!

45
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OK. NOW I GOTTA
CHOKE YA.

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AHA!

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HA! NOW WHO'S EVOLVED?

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[CHORTLING] WHAT'S
THE MATTER, BUDDY?

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ALL THAT SALAD
SLOW YOU DOWN?

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HUH?

51
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DAD!

52
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THAT'S FILTHY!

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HONEY, 10-SECOND RULE.
HITS THE GROUND,

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YOU PICK IT UP WITHIN
10 SECONDS, YOU CAN EAT IT.

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UGH!

56
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Dispatcher, over radio:
SALIVA ONE, WHAT DO YOU GOT?

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Pilot: WE HAVE
A 2-20 ON AN EGG.

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ECHO GAMMA-GAMMA.
OVER.

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ANY MAYO?

60
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THAT'S AFFIRMATIVE.

61
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WE'LL TRY AND LOOK
IN THE BOWELS.

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WE NEED THAT MAYONNAISE.
OVER.

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ENZYME BREAKDOWN IN 10.
BE CAREFUL OUT THERE.

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YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS
A ROOKIE CELL,

65
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THIS PLACE WAS CLEAN ENOUGH
TO EAT OUT OF. LOOK AT IT NOW!

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JEEZ! WHAT A DISGRACE.

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SEE ANYTHING, KID?

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MMM. I DO.

69
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NICE GENES!

70
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YOU GOT THE CHROMOSOMES
IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES!

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JONES...

72
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WHAT? AIN'T NOTHING
A TOOTHBRUSH CAN'T HANDLE.

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I WISH YOU'D TAKE THIS JOB
A BIT MORE SERIOUSLY.

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YO! YOU SEE THIS BADGE?
YOU SEE THIS GUN?

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YOU SEE THIS GOOEY,
WHITE, SACKUS, MEMBRANOUS

76
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AROUND MY PERSONHOOD?

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HERE WE GO AGAIN.

78
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WELL, YOU DEALIN' WITH
A WHITE BLOOD CELL HERE!

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I SHOULD BE OUT IN THE VEINS
FIGHTIN' DISEASE,

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NOT IN THE MOUTH
ON TARTAR CONTROL!

81
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YOU'RE LUCKY
YOU AIN'T IN A SCAB.

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UH-OH. LOOKS LIKE WE GOT
SOME GERMS ON THAT EGG.

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MMM, BABY,
IT'S OZZY TIME!

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IT'S PROBABLY GINGIVITIS.
DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY.

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Pilot, over radio: HALT. YOU
HAVE ENTERED THE CITY OF FRANK.

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PUT YOUR HANDS UP
AND SURRENDER FOR DIGESTION.

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SALIVA ONE REQUESTING
GROUND SUPPORT. OVER.

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BICUSPID FOUR.
WE'RE IN THE VICINITY.

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WE'RE ON IT.

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Pilot: THIS IS
A PRIVATE ORGANISM.

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THERE IS NO USE RUNNING.

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YOU UP SPIT CREEK
WITHOUT A PADDLE.

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DON'T MAKE ME MAD,

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'CAUSE I WILL TURN INTO
A GERMICIDAL MANIAC.

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HALT. SALIVA PATROL.

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OOH!
AH!

97
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SON OF A BOTULISM!

98
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THEY SWIPED THE PATROL CAR!

99
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GET OUTTA HERE!

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OH! UH-OH, YOU DONE
DONE IT NOW!

101
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AAH!
AAH!

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HOLY FRANK!

103
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HE'S ABOUT TO YAWN!

104
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WE'RE GETTING SUCKED IN!

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I TOLD CITY HALL
WE NEED MORE SLEEP!

106
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AAH!

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HOLD TIGHT, KID.

108
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OSMOSIS JONES
TO DISPATCH.

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WE GOT MULTIPLE GERMS--

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I REPEAT--MULTIPLE GERMS
COMING DOWN THE WINDPIPE,

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AND IF THESE BAD BOYS
HIT THE BLOODSTREAM,

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WE'RE GONNA BE ILLIN'!

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I'M TALKIN' NOSE DRIPPIN',
CHICKEN SOUP DRINKIN',

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RECTAL THERMOMETER
STICKIN' ILLIN'!

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CHIEF, LISTEN TO THIS.

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AAH!
AAH!

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HA HA HA-HA!

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SO, YOU GOT PLANS
FOR THE WEEKEND, KID?

119
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OH, YEAH.
ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND

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ARE GOIN' DOWN TO THE KIDNEYS
TO SEE THE STONES.

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GOOD FOR YOU. THEY COULD
PASS ANY DAY NOW.

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Dispatcher: ALL UNITS
DOWN TO THE STOMACH.

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BE ON THE LOOKOUT
FOR ILLEGAL ORGANISMS.

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[SIREN]

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JONES! YOU WANNA KEEP
YOUR JOB?

126
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STAY WHERE YOU ARE
AND WAIT FOR BACKUP.

127
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BUT I CAN GET 'EM!

128
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I SAID STAY PUT.

129
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OVER.

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Pilot: YOU HEARD THE CHIEF.

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WE'RE OUT OF
OUR JURISDICTION.

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IT'S IMMUNITY'S
PROBLEM NOW.

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WE'D BETTER GET BACK
UP TO THE MOUTH.

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WHAT THE--HEY, JONES!

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CHIEF, YOU'RE GONNA
THANK ME FOR THIS LATER.

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DON'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT IT, PAL.

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AREN'T YOU IN ENOUGH
TROUBLE ALREADY?

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JONES!

139
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AAH!

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AH--OH!

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OH! OH! OH! OH!

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SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN!

143
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HEY, HEY, HEY! WAIT--
WAIT A--WHA--WHAT THE--

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HEY, STRETCH,

145
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SHOULDN'T YOU BE
UP IN THE MOUTH?

146
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AW, COME ON, GUYS.

147
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THIS IS MY BUST.
I SAW 'EM FIRST.

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AAH!

149
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WHOA!

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* NOW IN THE STREET,
THERE IS VIOLENCE *

151
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* AND A LOTS OF WORK
TO BE DONE... *

152
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YOU WANT OSMOSIS,
YOU GOT OSMOSIS.

153
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OH!

154
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* OH OH

155
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* WE GONNA ROCK DOWN TO...

156
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BYE-BYE, COP!

157
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AH HA HA HA!

158
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SORRY, BABY, BUT IT'S TIME
YOU TAKE YOUR MEDICINE!

159
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[GRUNTS] ALWAYS PULLS
TO THE RIGHT!

160
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YAAAAH!

161
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AAH!

162
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OH! OH!

163
00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:05,085
DAD, WHAT'S WRONG?
WHAT'S WRONG?

164
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OH, IT'S A CRAMP!

165
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AAH!

166
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AAH!

167
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OFFICER DOWN!

168
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OH, THESE STAIRS ARE
KILLIN' ME, HONEY.

169
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WE MAY HAVE TO MOVE.

170
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BUT DAD,
THERE'S ONLY 4 STEPS.

171
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IF YOU LOVE IT HERE...

172
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I'LL BUILD A RAMP.

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AH...

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[EXCITED CHATTERING]

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Sewage worker #1:
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

176
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IT'S BEEN 3 HOURS
SINCE LUNCH,

177
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AND WE'RE STILL
CLEANING UP THIS EGG.

178
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OH, MAN, WOULD YOU LOOK
AT ALL THAT GUNK?

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HA HA HA.

180
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SERIOUSLY...
WHAT DOES THIS GUY DO,

181
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ROLL HIS FOOD AROUND
ON THE GROUND BEFORE HE EATS IT?

182
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WE NEED TO SEND A LETTER
TO THE MAYOR

183
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ABOUT WASHING OUR HANDS
BEFORE WE EAT.

184
00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:08,816
YEAH, LIKE HE'S GONNA
LISTEN TO US.

185
00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:11,652
HEY, CELLS VOTE, MAN.

186
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CELLS VOTE.

187
00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:20,828
[SIGHS] AH...

188
00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:27,935
HA HA. GOT YOU,
YOU LITTLE--

189
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AAH!
[THUD]

190
00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:35,375
A-A-ARTIE?

191
00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:37,577
W-WHAT'S GOIN' ON
OVER THERE?

192
00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:40,881
ARTIE?

193
00:09:44,451 --> 00:09:46,119
ARTIE?

194
00:09:58,031 --> 00:09:59,299
HUH?

195
00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:10,744
HOLY SPIT!

196
00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:17,250
CAREFUL...
I'M CONTAGIOUS.

197
00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:19,119
[CHEERFULLY]
OW...

198
00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:22,055
[WHIMPERS]

199
00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,924
OH--OH--

200
00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:25,993
AAH!

201
00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:29,029
[HUMMING]

202
00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:37,404
[WHIMPERING]

203
00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:53,721
I THINK I'LL TURN UP
THE HEAT IN HERE.

204
00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:57,725
[CHUCKLING]

205
00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:11,138
[TELEPHONES RINGING]

206
00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:12,806
...IS NOT AVAILABLE.

207
00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:14,307
HOLD.
ONE MOMENT.

208
00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:15,308
I'M CONNECTING.

209
00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:16,944
MR. MAYOR, MR. MAYOR,
DO YOU HAVE A PLAN

210
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,146
TO DEAL WITH THE FAT CELL
HOUSING SHORTAGE?

211
00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:20,881
I'D LIKE TO ANNOUNCE
WE'RE BEGINNING CONSTRUCTION

212
00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:23,616
ON A--HA HA--THIRD CHIN.

213
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:26,119
MR. MAYOR,
WE'RE HAVING JOCK ITCH!

214
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,821
ANY COMMENTS
ON TODAY'S CRAMP?

215
00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:29,823
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY
TO ALL THE HAIR CELLS

216
00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,591
RECENTLY LAID OFF
FROM THE SCALP?

217
00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:33,460
THERE'LL BE PLENTY
OF NEW JOBS FOR EVERYONE

218
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:34,762
ON THE BACK.

219
00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:37,364
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF
FRANK'S DAUGHTER'S REQUEST

220
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:38,999
FOR BETTER NUTRITION?

221
00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:40,834
85% OF RED BLOOD CELL
CHILDREN

222
00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:42,669
DON'T EVEN KNOW
HOW TO CARRY OXYGEN.

223
00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:45,538
PEOPLE, PEOPLE,
YOU WORRY TOO MUCH!

224
00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:48,275
THE BODY
IS IN PERFECT SHAPE.

225
00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:49,476
[SIZZLE]

226
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,178
[BEEP]

227
00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:52,045
HA HA HA HA.

228
00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:54,281
NO MORE QUESTIONS.
THANK YOU.

229
00:11:57,785 --> 00:11:59,286
DO THEY KNOW
HOW HARD I WORK?

230
00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:01,221
NO. NO. NOBODY CARES.

231
00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:02,255
MR. MAYOR, I--

232
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:03,991
NOT NOW, LEAH.
I HAVE A BODY TO RUN.

233
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,359
I'VE GOT TOM COLONIC'S
NEW CAMPAIGN AD.

234
00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:10,597
OH? LET'S GO.
PUT IT ON.

235
00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:13,033
Announcer: THE FOLLOWING IS
A PAID POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENT.

236
00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:15,302
[SIGHS]

237
00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:16,603
THE BOWELS.

238
00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:18,471
DIDN'T ALWAYS
SMELL THIS WAY.

239
00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:20,974
NO. THERE WAS A TIME
WHEN EATING RIGHT AND EXERCISE

240
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:23,944
KEPT THIS WHOLE AREA
A VITAL CENTER OF ACTIVITY.

241
00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:25,545
BUT DURING
MAYOR PHLEGMMING'S TERM,

242
00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:29,582
WE'VE SEEN ROT AND STAGNATION
PARALYZE THIS NEIGHBORHOOD

243
00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:32,285
AS WELL AS THE COLON
AND THE SPHINCTER.

244
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:35,622
WELL, I THINK IT'S TIME
WE GET THINGS MOVING AGAIN.

245
00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:38,826
I'M TOM COLONIC. AS MAYOR,
I WOULD SET LONG-TERM GOALS

246
00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:42,462
THAT INCLUDE ORDERING SALADS
AND EATING BRAN.

247
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,497
MAYOR PHLEGMMING MAY THINK
THAT THINGS ARE FINE

248
00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:45,933
JUST THE WAY THEY ARE.

249
00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:47,100
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

250
00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:49,502
BUT I THINK THAT
IF WE PULL TOGETHER

251
00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:50,770
AND PUT IN
A LITTLE HARD WORK...

252
00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:52,072
[FLATULENCE]

253
00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:55,675
A NEW FRANK COULD BE
RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER.

254
00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:56,776
OH, UH...

255
00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:59,146
MR. COLONIC,
WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

256
00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:00,147
HA HA.

257
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:03,216
WHY, THAT'S THE SMELL
OF CHANGE, BILLY.

258
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,251
[INHALES]

259
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:06,753
[EMOTIONALLY]
THAT'S THE SMELL OF CHANGE.

260
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,788
Announcer: PAID FOR
BY COLONIC FOR MAYOR.

261
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:11,358
CAN YOU BELIEVE
THOSE LIES?

262
00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:13,861
SIR, HE'S GOT A POINT.
WHEN I CAME TO WORK FOR YOU,

263
00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:15,562
YOU PROMISED YOU
WOULD CONCENTRATE MORE

264
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,864
ON HEALTH ISSUES.

265
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,198
LEAH, I WANT FRANK
TO BE HEALTHY,

266
00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:20,233
BUT THINK OF THE SACRIFICES,
THE HARD WORK,

267
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:24,337
THE LACK OF POTATO CHIPS!
THAT'S NOT WHAT THE VOTERS WANT.

268
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,139
THEN WHY ARE YOU BEHIND
IN THE POLLS?

269
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,208
DON'T YOU WORRY
ABOUT THE POLLS.

270
00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:32,645
I HAVE A PLAN THAT'S GONNA
FLUSH COLONIC DOWN THE TOILET.

271
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,314
HONEY!

272
00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:38,485
SHAAANE!

273
00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:41,654
COMING.

274
00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:44,724
YOU OK?
WHERE DOES IT HURT?

275
00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:47,094
[GROANING] LEG.

276
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,595
HERE?

277
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,597
LEG.

278
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,332
HERE?

279
00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:55,168
LEEEEEEEG!

280
00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:56,403
OH! OH, OH.

281
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,405
OH, HERE.

282
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,840
HERE.

283
00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:07,114
I JUST NEEDED
SOME SODIUM.

284
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:10,317
I THINK THAT'S WHAT
MADE ME CRAMP UP.

285
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:14,554
HEADS UP!

286
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,123
CHICKEN GOIN' DOWN
ROUGH!

287
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,690
CHICKEN GOIN' DOWN
ROUGH!

288
00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:19,559
[ALARM]

289
00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:20,961
NOW WHAT?

290
00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:22,295
[ALARM BLARES]

291
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:25,365
SIR, TURN ON
THE OPTICAL FEED.

292
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:30,503
LET ME TAKE A LOOK
AT THAT, DAD.

293
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,272
OPEN WIDE.

294
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:34,141
OPEN WIDE. AHH.

295
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,775
AHH!

296
00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,978
COULD YOU SWALLOW FIRST,
PLEASE?

297
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:41,448
OW!

298
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:42,682
AHH...

299
00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:45,052
AHH...

300
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:47,554
DEFINITELY RED.

301
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,923
[FRANK GROANS]

302
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,526
ARE YOU ORDERING
OUT?

303
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:56,763
NO. I'M MAKING YOU AN
APPOINTMENT TO SEE THE DOCTOR.

304
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,331
SICK? WE'RE NOT
GETTING SICK!

305
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:01,601
WE HAVE FAR TOO
MUCH PLANNED!

306
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,170
OOH!

307
00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,409
SIR, YOU CAN'T GO
INTO OVERRIDE

308
00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:11,444
WITHOUT A VOTE
FROM CITY COUNCIL.

309
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:12,512
HA HA HA HA.

310
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:15,015
YES, MY DEAR.

311
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:18,785
VOICE MANUAL CONTROL ON.

312
00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:20,787
HEY, THAT'S ONLY
FOR EMERGENCIES.

313
00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:23,423
LEAH, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.

314
00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:25,625
Into microphone:
ON SECOND THOUGHT...

315
00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:26,994
ON SECOND THOUGHT...

316
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,728
Mayor: PERHAPS
I'LL TAKE A COLD PILL.

317
00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:30,630
PERHAPS I'LL TAKE
A COLD PILL.

318
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:32,465
Receptionist, on phone:
DR. WATKIN'S OFFICE.

319
00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,601
[CHUCKLING]

320
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:35,768
UH, SIR...

321
00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:37,270
THANK YOU, LEAH.

322
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:40,073
NOW GET ME THE CHIEF ON
THE PHONE. THERE'S A GOOD GIRL.

323
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:50,483
"DRIXENOL."

324
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,461
YES?

325
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:02,929
I CAUGHT THIS ONE

326
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,797
WITH 6 MICROGRAMS
OF STOLEN ADRENALINE.

327
00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:08,268
IT'S NOT MINE. I SWEAR
I WAS HOLDING IT FOR MY COUSIN.

328
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:10,103
OH, YEAH. I NEVER HEARD
THAT ONE BEFORE.

329
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,704
TAKE HIM TO LOCKDOWN.

330
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:13,040
NEXT!

331
00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:16,476
HEY, HEY, HEY.
IT'S THE GERMINATOR!

332
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:18,211
[LAUGHTER]

333
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,579
OK, GUYS,
YOU GOT ME THERE.

334
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,481
LET'S SAVE A LITTLE FOR
THE CRIMINALS, ALL RIGHT?

335
00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:23,816
JONES, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU CAUGHT ANYTHING?

336
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:26,153
HEY, HEY. YOU SHOULDA
SEEN THIS THING.

337
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:28,321
THIS AIN'T NO ORDINARY
HOUSEHOLD GERM.

338
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:29,756
THIS THING'S BIGGER
THAN ALL OF US.

339
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,259
THIS THING ISN'T EVEN
FROM FRANK'S BODY.

340
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:35,162
IT'S LIKE A AL ROKER GERM,
HEAVY D GERM!

341
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,764
Cop: YOU TALKIN'
ABOUT THIS?

342
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,233
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!

343
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,001
YEAH, UH...YOU KNOW,

344
00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:43,370
HE'S SLOUCHING
RIGHT NOW.

345
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:44,404
JONES!

346
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:45,638
IN MY OFFICE!

347
00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,309
CHIEFY-WEEFY, WHASSUP?

348
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:52,145
DON'T CHIEFY-WEEFY ME!
HAVE YOU SEEN THE HEADLINES?

349
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:54,981
THE PAPERS ARE CALLING IT
THE MOST POWERFUL CRAMP

350
00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:56,983
SINCE SHANE MADE US TRY
THAT TAE-BO WORKOUT!

351
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,017
HOLD ON A SECOND--

352
00:16:58,085 --> 00:16:59,452
I TOLD YOU TO STAY PUT.

353
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,020
I TOLD YOU TO WAIT
FOR BACKUP!

354
00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:04,224
BUT ONCE AGAIN, YOU HAD
TO DO IT YOUR OWN WAY!

355
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:05,358
MAN, I WAS RIGHT THERE!
I COULDA DONE IT--

356
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:07,760
RIGHT! 78 TRILLION CELLS
IN THE BODY,

357
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:10,163
ALL WORKING TOGETHER...
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS

358
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:11,664
HE CAN DO IT ALONE!

359
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:14,334
YOU EVER THINK THAT MIGHT
BE YOUR PROBLEM, JONES?

360
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:16,169
WHAT?! OH, HELLO, MR. MAYOR.

361
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:18,305
THE MISSUS? OH, SHE'S GREAT.

362
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,539
YES. UH--YOU'RE KIDDING, SIR.

363
00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:22,209
I'LL PUT A MAN
RIGHT ON IT, SIR. YES, SIR.

364
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,644
STUPID POLITICAL DECISIONS!

365
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,012
NOW WHERE WAS I?

366
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,414
YOU WERE JUST
STARTING TO SAY

367
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,116
HOW YOU WERE
GIVING ME A PROMOTION

368
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:31,418
TO HEAD OF BRAIN SECURITY,
I BELIEVE. YEP.

369
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:34,254
YOU KNOW WHAT, JONES?
YOU'RE RIGHT.

370
00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:36,889
MAYBE IT IS TIME
I GIVE YOU A CASE.

371
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,091
TALKIN' ABOUT WHAT,
NOW?

372
00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,626
WE HAVE A SITUATION
IN THE THROAT,

373
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,394
AND I'M PUTTING YOU ON IT.

374
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:44,297
THANK YOU, CHIEF!
THANK YOU, CHIEF!

375
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:46,599
YOU WON'T REGRET THIS.
YOU'RE A GOOD MAN!

376
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,835
YOU'RE A FINE MAN.
YOU'RE AN UPSTANDING MAN.

377
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,203
YEAH. WHATEVER YOU SAY.

378
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:52,272
YOU KNOW, IT WAS ON
THE FENCE FOR A WHILE.

379
00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:54,274
PEOPLE LIKE, GOOD MAN,
BAD MAN, GOOD MAN, BAD MAN,

380
00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:55,842
BUT NOW IT'S OFFICIAL--

381
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,477
YOU A GOOD MAN!

382
00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:58,578
YOU DONE?

383
00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:01,314
NOW OUR PILL IS GETTING
SWALLOWED AS WE SPEAK.

384
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:03,350
SO I SUGGEST
YOU GET YOUR NUCLEUS

385
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,152
DOWN TO THE STOMACH,
PRONTO!

386
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:06,686
PILL? WHAT PILL?

387
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,588
YOU DIDN'T THINK I WAS GONNA
TRUST YOU TO TAKE CARE

388
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:12,292
OF A SORE THROAT BY YOURSELF,
DID YOU? NOW, GET OUTTA HERE.

389
00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:14,761
OR I SWEAR TO FRANK,
YOU'LL BE ON BUTT-HAIR PATROL

390
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,028
FOR THE NEXT 3 YEARS!

391
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,797
* WELCOME DOWNTOWN

392
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:20,167
* HERE WE GO AGAIN

393
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,969
* WELCOME DOWNTOWN

394
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:25,238
* HERE WE GO AGAIN...

395
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:26,939
RINKY-DINK, STINK,

396
00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:28,575
PINKY PILL!

397
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:30,443
Male, over P.A.: THE WHITE ZONE
IS FOR THE INGESTION

398
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:33,146
AND DIGESTION
OF GASTRIC PASSENGERS ONLY.

399
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:34,714
NO PARKING.

400
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:37,250
Female, over P.A.: LAST CALL.
PEANUT NOW BOARDING

401
00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:39,152
FOR INTESTINAL TRACTS
AND LIVER

402
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:41,188
WITH DIRECT SERVICE
TO THE COLON.

403
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:42,922
NOW BOARDING.

404
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:44,857
* HARE, HARE

405
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,693
* HARE KRISHNA

406
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,461
* HARE KRISHNA

407
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,697
Male, over P.A.:
PASSENGERS ARRIVING...

408
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:53,200
ALL RIGHT.

409
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:54,467
[BEEP BEEP BEEP]

410
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,269
HEY!

411
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:58,305
Female, over P.A.:
ATTENTION. ALL FAT CELLS

412
00:18:58,371 --> 00:19:00,173
PROCEED DIRECTLY
TO THE LOVE HANDLES.

413
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,141
THANK YOU.

414
00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:04,043
OH, YES, MR. MAYOR.

415
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:06,779
NO, SIR. IT HASN'T
ARRIVED YET.

416
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,014
WHAT THE--

417
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,250
MMM! LOOK OUT, NOW!

418
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:18,090
DID YOU GET A CHANCE TO LOOK
AT MY NOTES ON YOUR SPEECH?

419
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,327
THE IN-BOX. YES.

420
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,429
IT SAYS
"IN" RIGHT ON IT, SIR.

421
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,163
I'LL CHECK BACK LATER.

422
00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:25,798
ALL RIGHT. GOOD-BYE.

423
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,300
WELL, WELL, WELL!

424
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:29,202
WHAT DO WE HAVE
HERE?

425
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:30,437
SOMEBODY BEEN
WORKIN' OUT!

426
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,938
LEAH, YOU LOOKIN'
FINE, GIRL.

427
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,406
MIGHTY FINE.

428
00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:36,976
OH, JONES. DID THEY
HAVE TO ASSIGN YOU TO THIS?

429
00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:39,679
SPIT. WASN'T MY IDEA, BUT
NOW I'M STARTING TO LIKE IT.

430
00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:41,914
BABY, WHEN ARE YOU AND ME
GONNA HOOK UP?

431
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:44,251
I KNOW THIS LITTLE SPOT
RIGHT BEHIND THE EYE.

432
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:45,752
HAS THE PERFECT VIEW.

433
00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:49,322
PERFECT FOR A LITTLE
RENDEZVOUS BETWEEN ME AND YOU.

434
00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:50,490
YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M SAYIN'?

435
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:52,325
DO YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M SAYING?

436
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,126
'CAUSE I BEEN SAYING IT
A LONG TIME.

437
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,762
JONES,
WHAT IN THE WORLD

438
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,864
MAKES YOU THINK I WOULD
EVER GO OUT WITH YOU?

439
00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:59,766
WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?
I'M A LEGEND, GIRL!

440
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:02,034
THE CHICKS LINE UP
TO DIVIDE WITH ME!

441
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:03,303
OH, REALLY?

442
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,405
'CAUSE TO ME YOU LOOK
LIKE THE KIND OF CELL

443
00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:07,574
WHO MOSTLY DIVIDES
WITH HIMSELF.

444
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,208
WHOO! WHO CUT OFF
THE HEAT?

445
00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:11,511
SOMEBODY PAY THE BILL!
IT'S COLD IN HERE!

446
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:13,780
Female, over P.A.:
NOW ARRIVING WITH SOME MILK,

447
00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:17,617
A COLD PILL WITH A PLEASANT
FRUITY FLAVOR.

448
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,255
Leah:
WOW. THIS IS HUGE!

449
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:23,523
DON'T BE
ALL IMPRESSED,

450
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:26,259
'CAUSE 99% OF THAT'S
JUST SUGAR, YOU KNOW.

451
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:28,595
YEAH? AND 99% OF YOU
IS JUST STUPID.

452
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:31,631
Ozzy: OOH, LIKE I HAVEN'T
HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE.

453
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:38,971
[SMACKING LIPS]

454
00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:41,274
WHAT IS THAT
CHERRY STANK?

455
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:49,316
SPECIAL AGENT
DRIXOBENZOMETAPHEDRAMINE.

456
00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:50,917
OOH!
OOH!

457
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:53,753
DRIXENOL, THE BRAND THAT EASES
YOUR COUGHS AND SNEEZES.

458
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:55,688
WARNING: DO NOT EXCEED
RECOMMENDED DOSAGE.

459
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,424
IF SYMPTOMS PERSIST,
CONSULT A PHYSICIAN.

460
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:58,658
MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.

461
00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:00,293
DO NOT ATTEMPT
TO OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY.

462
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,329
PREGNANT WOMEN SHOULD NOT
HANDLE BROKEN TABLETS.

463
00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:04,431
WOW. I'M FEELIN' BETTER
ALREADY.

464
00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:05,532
YOU CAN CALL ME
DRIX.

465
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,534
WELCOME TO
THE CITY OF FRANK.

466
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,537
MM-HMM. I'D LIKE TO EXAMINE
YOUR IRRITATED AREAS.

467
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,639
WHOO! NEVER ON
THE FIRST DATE, DRIPS.

468
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:14,574
DRIX.
THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

469
00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:16,976
NO. I THINK YOU SAID
DRIPS WITH A "P."

470
00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:19,111
WHATEVER.
JONES...

471
00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:20,447
THIS AIN'T WORKING
OUT.

472
00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:21,614
I'M GONNA CALL THE CHIEF

473
00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:24,551
AND ASK HIM TO ASSIGN
SOMEONE ELSE.

474
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:25,518
WAIT.

475
00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:27,687
HOLD UP NOW. I NEED
THIS JOB, LEAH.

476
00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:31,658
COME ON,
JUST GIVE ME A SHOT.

477
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,059
ALL RIGHT.

478
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,127
BUT NO SCREW-UPS.
YOU DIG?

479
00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:36,295
BABY,

480
00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:38,498
I PROMISE EVERYTHING'S
GONNA BE FINE.

481
00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:40,867
NOT AS FINE AS YOU,
BUT FINE.

482
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:45,572
MAN, WHAT YOU
BEEN EATIN'?

483
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,840
THAT'S MY...
EFFERVESCENT PROPULSION.

484
00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:50,377
ALL RIGHT.

485
00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:52,612
BUT WE'RE DRIVING
WITH THE WINDOWS OPEN.

486
00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:54,681
I DON'T WANT NONE OF
THOSE FRUITY BUBBLES

487
00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:56,983
STINKIN' UP MY RIDE.
YOU GOT THAT?

488
00:21:57,049 --> 00:21:58,451
HMM...

489
00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:00,186
HEY, YO, YO!
AW, MAN!

490
00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:01,754
LOOK WHAT YOU DOIN'
TO MY BABY.

491
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,155
[MUSIC PLAYS]

492
00:22:03,222 --> 00:22:05,958
HEY, HEY!
DON'T TOUCH MY RADIO!

493
00:22:10,196 --> 00:22:11,431
WHERE YOU FROM,
TOUGH STUFF?

494
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,400
I WAS DEVELOPED
AT THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO

495
00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:15,134
WHERE I GRADUATED
PHI BETA CAPSULE.

496
00:22:15,201 --> 00:22:17,870
GREAT. GOT ME
A COLLEGE BOY.

497
00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:20,507
I RECEIVED MY FDA CERTIFICATION
IN COLD AND FLU STUDIES

498
00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:22,609
AS WELL AS A MASTERS
IN MULTI-SYMPTOM RELIEF.

499
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,444
WHERE DID YOU STUDY?
STUDY?

500
00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:25,645
WHEN YOU GROW UP

501
00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:27,647
ON THE WRONG SIDE OF
THE DIGESTIVE TRACT,

502
00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:29,849
YOU DON'T GOT NO MONEY
FOR NO FANCY SCHOOLS.

503
00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:30,950
OH...

504
00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:31,851
I'M NOT KIDDING, MAN.

505
00:22:31,918 --> 00:22:33,586
MY HIGH SCHOOL
WAS CRACK CENTRAL.

506
00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:35,655
OH?
NO, IT WAS IN THE CRACK!

507
00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:38,124
RIGHT IN THE STANKY
PUCKERED CENTER!

508
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:40,760
* I WANT KNOW YA...

509
00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:41,594
WE WERE SO POOR,

510
00:22:41,661 --> 00:22:42,629
WE LIVED OFF
PEANUT BUTTER

511
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,497
AND CELLULITE
SANDWICHES.

512
00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:46,533
YOU EVER TRY TO BLOW DRY
YOUR HAIR WITH A FART?

513
00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:48,535
OK, I GET IT.
YOU WERE POOR.

514
00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:50,503
YOU BET. YOU EVER
TRY TO MAKE A SNOWMAN

515
00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:52,705
OUT OF TOILET PAPER
CLING-ONS? NOW, THAT'S POOR!

516
00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:54,574
OK, PLEASE. YOU'RE
GOING TO MAKE ME VOMIT.

517
00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:57,076
VOMIT? WE COULDN'T
AFFORD NO VOMIT.

518
00:22:57,143 --> 00:22:58,277
THAT'S FOR RICH FOLKS.

519
00:22:58,344 --> 00:22:59,779
EXCUSE ME WHILE
I WIPE MY EYES.

520
00:22:59,846 --> 00:23:02,081
AW, YOU WANNA TALK
ABOUT WIPIN'...

521
00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:06,819
OK, YOU'RE ALL NEW,

522
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:09,288
SO FOLLOW MY LEAD,
RIGHT? NOW--

523
00:23:09,355 --> 00:23:11,190
YO. YO! WAIT UP!

524
00:23:11,257 --> 00:23:14,427
DIDN'T THEY TEACH YOU NO MANNERS
IN THAT IVY LEAGUE PETRI DISH?

525
00:23:14,494 --> 00:23:16,696
MURPHY!
IT'S FLARIN' UP AGAIN!

526
00:23:16,763 --> 00:23:17,930
GIVE ME A STATUS
ON THE PAIN RELIEF.

527
00:23:17,997 --> 00:23:19,432
Murphy, over radio:
WELL, WE HAVE

528
00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:21,501
A REPORT OF
A FOREIGN SUBSTANCE

529
00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:22,769
IN UPPER RESPIRATORY
SYSTEM.

530
00:23:22,835 --> 00:23:25,071
HMM. INFLAMMATION
AND GLANDULAR SWELLING.

531
00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:26,939
WE MEET AGAIN.

532
00:23:29,542 --> 00:23:32,244
DOUGY-DOUG,
THE FIREBUG!

533
00:23:32,311 --> 00:23:33,546
MY BOY IS HOT!

534
00:23:33,613 --> 00:23:34,781
OSMOSIS JONES.

535
00:23:34,847 --> 00:23:36,949
LIKE I DON'T HAVE
ENOUGH PROBLEMS?

536
00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:39,486
YOU CAN START REDIRECTING
TRAFFIC OVER THERE.

537
00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:40,787
WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?

538
00:23:40,853 --> 00:23:42,889
I'M IN CHARGE OF THIS
SORE THROAT, BABY.

539
00:23:42,955 --> 00:23:43,890
YOU'RE KIDDING ME.

540
00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:46,425
NO. STRAIGHT UP.
NOW WHAT WE GOT?

541
00:23:46,493 --> 00:23:48,561
IT'S JUST A ROUTINE
SORE THROAT.

542
00:23:48,628 --> 00:23:52,499
LOOKS LIKE A SALIVA BOAT
WENT HAYWIRE AND CRASHED.

543
00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:55,234
SALIVA BOAT?
THAT'S PRETTY UNUSUAL.

544
00:23:55,301 --> 00:23:56,536
KNOCK DOWN
THAT HOT SPOT.

545
00:23:56,603 --> 00:23:59,438
GET THAT LADDER
TEAM OVER HERE!

546
00:23:59,506 --> 00:24:01,040
STEP AWAY.

547
00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:04,210
TAMPER-PROOF SEAL IS THERE
FOR YOUR PROTECTION!

548
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:05,712
[GASPS]

549
00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:50,990
AH!

550
00:24:51,057 --> 00:24:52,759
NOT MY SUEDES!

551
00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,798
WHAT THE DILLY?
[GASPS]

552
00:24:58,865 --> 00:25:00,099
OH...

553
00:25:01,668 --> 00:25:03,936
[HEAVY BREATHING]

554
00:25:05,404 --> 00:25:07,139
[RUSTLING]

555
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,483
AIIEEE-HEEE-AAH!
AAH! AAH!

556
00:25:17,550 --> 00:25:20,587
POR FAVOR, PLEASE MAN,
DON'T SHOOT!

557
00:25:20,653 --> 00:25:23,422
LA MUERTE, MAN!
ESTA AQUI!

558
00:25:23,489 --> 00:25:25,191
HE'S GOING TO
KILL US DEAD, HOMBRE!

559
00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:28,628
NO, NO! TALK ENGLISH, MAN.
WE AIN'T ON TELEMUNDO HERE.

560
00:25:28,695 --> 00:25:31,230
LA MUERTE ROJA!
HE'S COMING, MAN.

561
00:25:31,297 --> 00:25:33,065
I SAW HIM!

562
00:25:33,132 --> 00:25:34,533
I SAW HIM.
I SAW HIM!

563
00:25:34,601 --> 00:25:37,036
LA MUERTE ROJA--

564
00:25:37,103 --> 00:25:38,805
Drix: * WHEN YOUR BODY'S
FULL OF ACHES *

565
00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:41,473
* A DRIXENOL
IS ALL IT TAKES *

566
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:43,843
EXCUSE ME. WHAT DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE DOING?

567
00:25:43,910 --> 00:25:46,613
I'M SOOTHING
THE IRRITATION.

568
00:25:46,679 --> 00:25:49,716
YOU JUST SOOTHED MY WITNESS
INTO A GERMSICLE!

569
00:25:50,349 --> 00:25:51,517
OH.

570
00:25:51,584 --> 00:25:52,985
OH, GOSH.
WELL, DON'T WORRY.

571
00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:54,987
HE'LL BE BACK TO NORMAL
IN A FEW DAYS.

572
00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:57,123
A FEW DAYS IS TOO LATE.
HE MIGHT HAVE SOME

573
00:25:57,189 --> 00:25:59,458
IMPORTANT INFORMATION
ABOUT WHAT WENT DOWN HERE.

574
00:25:59,525 --> 00:26:01,460
OFFICER, NOTHING
WENT DOWN HERE.

575
00:26:01,527 --> 00:26:03,195
THIS IS JUST
A COMMON SORE THROAT.

576
00:26:03,262 --> 00:26:05,164
THIS IS A CRIME SCENE.

577
00:26:07,634 --> 00:26:09,736
[HUMMING]

578
00:26:09,802 --> 00:26:11,604
YO, YOU WANNA DO
SOMETHING USEFUL?

579
00:26:11,671 --> 00:26:13,572
GO PLUG SOME TURTLE WAX
INTO THAT THING

580
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,708
AND WASH MY CAR!

581
00:26:17,543 --> 00:26:20,479
NOW, THAT'S
INFLAMMATION RELIEF.

582
00:26:20,546 --> 00:26:22,248
LATER, DOUG.

583
00:26:22,314 --> 00:26:23,282
BE COOL, OZ.

584
00:26:23,349 --> 00:26:25,117
[CHUCKLES]

585
00:26:31,858 --> 00:26:33,960
HEY, FELLAS,
HOW'S IT FEEL WORKIN'

586
00:26:34,026 --> 00:26:36,362
WITH THE TWO DUMBEST
ANIMALS IN THE ZOO?

587
00:26:37,897 --> 00:26:39,131
THEY'RE NOT TOO BAD.

588
00:26:39,198 --> 00:26:40,266
ALL RIGHT.

589
00:26:40,332 --> 00:26:41,467
I'M TALKING
TO THE CAMELS!

590
00:26:41,533 --> 00:26:44,303
HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!

591
00:26:46,205 --> 00:26:49,008
WE'RE DUMB, AND THEY'RE
TALKIN' TO THE CAMELS.

592
00:26:49,075 --> 00:26:52,344
HA HA HA HA.
EXCELLENT. UH-HUH.

593
00:26:52,411 --> 00:26:53,646
OH, MAN.

594
00:26:53,713 --> 00:26:56,582
I AM SO PSYCHED
FOR THIS LONG WEEKEND.

595
00:26:56,649 --> 00:26:58,417
GETTING OUTTA TOWN?

596
00:26:58,484 --> 00:26:59,819
OUTTA TOWN?

597
00:26:59,886 --> 00:27:01,821
I'M NOT GETTING
OUTTA MY BATHROBE.

598
00:27:01,888 --> 00:27:04,223
I'M JUST GONNA WHEEL A KEG
INTO THE LIVING ROOM

599
00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:07,126
AND PLOP MYSELF DOWN ON
THE SOFA IN FRONT OF THE TV.

600
00:27:07,193 --> 00:27:08,695
YOU KNOW, SPEND
A LITTLE QUALITY TIME

601
00:27:08,761 --> 00:27:11,230
WITH THE WIFE
AND KIDS.

602
00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:13,265
[SNIFFS]

603
00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:15,201
WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

604
00:27:15,267 --> 00:27:18,470
THAT'S BRUNO.
HIS TUMMY'S STILL UPSET.

605
00:27:18,537 --> 00:27:19,906
NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT

606
00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:22,408
THE NASTY, SKANKY,
SWEATY SMELL.

607
00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:23,976
[SNIFFS]

608
00:27:24,043 --> 00:27:25,444
OH, THAT'S MY DAUGHTER
SHANE.

609
00:27:25,511 --> 00:27:27,613
SHE WON'T BUY ME
DEODORANT ANYMORE.

610
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,716
SAYS IT CAUSES CANCER.

611
00:27:43,095 --> 00:27:44,931
DID THE FOOT FUNGUS
PAY UP YET?

612
00:27:44,997 --> 00:27:47,867
NAW. THAT GUY'S
GETTIN' FLAKY ON US.

613
00:27:47,934 --> 00:27:51,303
WELL, YOU AIN'T GONNA
COLLECT NOTHIN' FROM HIM

614
00:27:51,370 --> 00:27:53,139
UP HERE IN THE PIT.

615
00:27:53,205 --> 00:27:54,640
NOW GET DOWN THERE,

616
00:27:54,707 --> 00:27:56,242
SEND HIM A MESSAGE.

617
00:27:56,308 --> 00:28:01,380
[THRAX HUMMING]

618
00:28:01,447 --> 00:28:03,449
SO...

619
00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:05,317
THIS IS WHERE
THE SCUM OF FRANK

620
00:28:05,384 --> 00:28:06,753
COMES TO FESTER.

621
00:28:06,819 --> 00:28:09,021
HEY, YOU LOST,
PAL?

622
00:28:09,088 --> 00:28:11,190
THIS IS A PRIVATE
SWEAT GLAND.

623
00:28:11,257 --> 00:28:12,591
NOW, BEAT IT!

624
00:28:12,658 --> 00:28:14,160
I'M LOOKIN' FOR
VOLUNTEERS, YO.

625
00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:17,864
SOME NASTY GERMS
WHO WANT IN ON A BIG SCORE.

626
00:28:17,930 --> 00:28:20,933
YO, RED, WE RUN
THE RACKETS AROUND HERE.

627
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,635
TAKE YOUR LITTLE HUSTLE
SOMEPLACE ELSE.

628
00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:25,905
OH, BABY, THIS AIN'T
ABOUT NO HUSTLE.

629
00:28:25,972 --> 00:28:28,941
THIS IS ABOUT THE BADDEST
ILLNESS Y'ALL HAVE EVER SEEN.

630
00:28:29,008 --> 00:28:31,744
LOOK WHO THINKS
HE'S THE EBOLA VIRUS, HUH?

631
00:28:31,811 --> 00:28:34,546
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!

632
00:28:34,613 --> 00:28:36,648
EBOLA?

633
00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:39,886
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
ABOUT EBOLA, BABY.

634
00:28:39,952 --> 00:28:44,523
EBOLA IS A CASE OF DANDRUFF
COMPARED TO ME!

635
00:28:44,590 --> 00:28:46,826
ALL RIGHT, PAL.
YOU'RE OUTTA HERE.

636
00:28:46,893 --> 00:28:49,428
BRUISER, TAKE THIS
PUNK UP TO THE FACE

637
00:28:49,495 --> 00:28:51,030
AND BURY HIM
IN A BLACKHEAD.

638
00:28:51,097 --> 00:28:52,698
WHEN WE'RE DONE
WITH YOU,

639
00:28:52,765 --> 00:28:54,700
IT'LL TAKE
A SWEDISH FACIALIST

640
00:28:54,767 --> 00:28:57,837
AND 6 STEAMIN' WASHCLOTHS
TO GET YOU OUT!

641
00:28:57,904 --> 00:28:59,638
OH, SOUNDS LIKE
A GAS, BABY.

642
00:28:59,705 --> 00:29:01,440
BRING IT ON.

643
00:29:06,846 --> 00:29:09,381
BRUISER, WHAT ARE YOU,
A SISSY MARY?

644
00:29:09,448 --> 00:29:10,416
Thrax: HMM...

645
00:29:10,482 --> 00:29:12,251
Lead germ:
WHAT YOU DOING?

646
00:29:12,318 --> 00:29:13,519
CHE--
WHAT'S HE DOIN'--

647
00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:14,854
UH-AH!

648
00:29:20,526 --> 00:29:22,962
OH!

649
00:29:23,029 --> 00:29:24,897
YOU AIN'T SO TOUGH, HUH?

650
00:29:24,964 --> 00:29:26,565
THAT WAS NOTHIN'!

651
00:29:26,632 --> 00:29:28,234
WHOA!

652
00:29:29,235 --> 00:29:30,702
SO, UH...

653
00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:33,639
WHAT KINDA SICKNESS
DO YA HAVE IN MIND...

654
00:29:33,705 --> 00:29:35,074
BOSS?

655
00:29:35,141 --> 00:29:36,542
DEADLY.

656
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:41,914
HEY, DAD.
HEY, UNCLE BOB.

657
00:29:41,981 --> 00:29:43,115
HELLO, BEAUTIFUL.

658
00:29:43,182 --> 00:29:44,283
Bob: HEY.

659
00:29:44,350 --> 00:29:47,219
SO DAD, I STOPPED
BY THE CAMPING STORE,

660
00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:48,855
AND I GOT SOME NUTS
AND BERRIES AND STUFF

661
00:29:48,921 --> 00:29:51,590
FOR THE FATHER/DAUGHTER
HIKE.

662
00:29:51,657 --> 00:29:54,126
UH, RIGHT, SHANE.
UH, ON THIS HIKE,

663
00:29:54,193 --> 00:29:58,064
IS THAT TEACHER OF YOURS
GONNA BE THERE?

664
00:29:58,130 --> 00:30:00,933
UM, YEAH. MY WHOLE
CLASS IS. WHY?

665
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,001
I DON'T KNOW.
I WAS JUST THINKING

666
00:30:02,068 --> 00:30:04,803
I MIGHT TAKE
A RAIN CHECK.

667
00:30:04,871 --> 00:30:07,306
DAD, MRS. BOYD ISN'T
STILL MAD AT YOU.

668
00:30:07,373 --> 00:30:08,174
NO, IT--

669
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:09,909
I DIDN'T THINK SO.
I WAS JUST--

670
00:30:09,976 --> 00:30:11,978
WE COULD FIND SOMETHING
BETTER TO DO.

671
00:30:12,044 --> 00:30:15,314
YOU KNOW, YESTERDAY,
WITHOUT THINKING,

672
00:30:15,381 --> 00:30:17,850
I DID ALL MY HIKING
FOR THE WEEK.

673
00:30:17,917 --> 00:30:19,351
I HIKED
TO THE LIQUOR STORE,

674
00:30:19,418 --> 00:30:21,353
I HIKED TO THE CIGARETTE
WAREHOUSE...

675
00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:22,654
BUT DAD, YOU SAID--

676
00:30:22,721 --> 00:30:25,024
I SAID I WAS GONNA
THINK ABOUT IT.

677
00:30:25,091 --> 00:30:27,159
IT'S A HOLIDAY WEEKEND.

678
00:30:27,226 --> 00:30:31,830
THE IMPORTANT THING IS
THAT WE'RE TOGETHER, RIGHT?

679
00:30:31,898 --> 00:30:34,033
YEAH. I GUESS
YOU'RE RIGHT.

680
00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:36,535
YEAH. WELL, I, UH...

681
00:30:36,602 --> 00:30:39,471
I HAVE SOMETHING VERY
SPECIAL UP MY SLEEVE.

682
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,909
AHEM. UM,
SWEETHEART,

683
00:30:42,975 --> 00:30:45,077
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
A RATTLESNAKE

684
00:30:45,144 --> 00:30:46,112
SWALLOW A FOOTBALL?

685
00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:47,779
I DON'T THINK SHE HAS.

686
00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:49,448
OH, IT'S FUN.
COME ON.

687
00:30:49,515 --> 00:30:51,850
COME ON.
I'LL SHOW YOU.

688
00:30:51,918 --> 00:30:53,852
THANK YOU, UNCLE BOB.

689
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:57,189
OH, THAT--HA HA HA!
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT!

690
00:31:01,427 --> 00:31:03,829
Drix: WHAT ARE WE
WASTING TIME HERE FOR?

691
00:31:03,896 --> 00:31:05,297
DO I HAVE TO REMIND YOU

692
00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:07,133
I AM ON A STRICT
12-HOUR TIME RELEASE PROGRAM?

693
00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:09,868
FIRST THE THROAT, THEN THE NOSE,
THEN THE ACHES AND PAINS.

694
00:31:09,936 --> 00:31:11,037
YEAH, I GOT IT.

695
00:31:11,103 --> 00:31:12,804
REAL IMPORTANT
STUFF.

696
00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:14,606
JUST WAIT
IN THE CAR.

697
00:31:14,673 --> 00:31:16,943
I GOT POLICE WORK TO DO.

698
00:31:17,009 --> 00:31:18,210
COULD YOU GIVE ME
ONE GLAZED

699
00:31:18,277 --> 00:31:19,778
AND ONE WITH
A JELLY-FILLED NUCLEUS?

700
00:31:19,845 --> 00:31:21,981
UH-HUH.

701
00:31:22,048 --> 00:31:23,682
Librarian:
BRAIN MEMORY LIBRARY.

702
00:31:23,749 --> 00:31:24,716
CAN I HELP YOU?

703
00:31:24,783 --> 00:31:26,118
YOU GOT
ANY INFORMATION

704
00:31:26,185 --> 00:31:27,519
ON SOMETHING
CALLED...

705
00:31:27,586 --> 00:31:29,588
"EL MORRY ROHO"?

706
00:31:29,655 --> 00:31:31,790
STAND BY. I'LL CHECK.

707
00:31:31,857 --> 00:31:32,992
BUT WE'RE REALLY ALL ABOUT

708
00:31:33,059 --> 00:31:34,593
SPORTS STATISTICS HERE.

709
00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:36,562
[CRUNCH]
AH!

710
00:31:37,629 --> 00:31:38,664
Librarian: SIR?

711
00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:39,966
YEAH, I'M HERE.
WHAT YOU GOT?

712
00:31:40,032 --> 00:31:42,768
LA MUERTE ROJA.
THAT'S SPANISH.

713
00:31:42,834 --> 00:31:44,436
IT MEANS
THE RED DEATH.

714
00:31:44,503 --> 00:31:46,072
THE RED DEATH?

715
00:31:46,138 --> 00:31:48,074
WHAT'S THAT, SOME
KIND OF TACO SAUCE?

716
00:31:48,140 --> 00:31:49,775
YOU HAVE A NICE DAY.

717
00:31:49,841 --> 00:31:50,842
Osmosis:
HELLO?

718
00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:52,411
[SHATTER]

719
00:31:52,478 --> 00:31:53,445
OH!

720
00:31:53,512 --> 00:31:55,881
YO!

721
00:31:55,948 --> 00:31:57,383
YO, DRIPS!

722
00:31:58,951 --> 00:32:01,453
YOU EVER HEAR
OF THE RED DEATH?

723
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:02,955
[STARTS ENGINE]

724
00:32:35,687 --> 00:32:36,822
[BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP]

725
00:32:36,888 --> 00:32:38,090
LOOK ALIVE, BOYS.

726
00:32:38,157 --> 00:32:40,259
WE GOT DUST
AT 9 O'CLOCK.

727
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:44,296
[CHUCKLES]

728
00:32:44,363 --> 00:32:46,598
EAT HOT NOSE JUICE,
DUST!

729
00:33:00,379 --> 00:33:01,813
WELL, WE'RE HERE.
YOU HAPPY?

730
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:03,549
YOU HEAR THAT?

731
00:33:03,615 --> 00:33:06,552
QUICK, JONES,
THE DAM IS UNDER ATTACK!

732
00:33:06,618 --> 00:33:08,154
HEY, CHILL, PILL.

733
00:33:08,220 --> 00:33:10,589
IT'S JUST SOME SNOT GUNS
BOOGER-COATING SOME DUST.

734
00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:11,690
AH--OH.

735
00:33:15,527 --> 00:33:17,663
[MUMBLING]

736
00:33:20,366 --> 00:33:21,767
AAH!

737
00:33:24,936 --> 00:33:26,905
[HUMMING]

738
00:33:26,972 --> 00:33:30,142
NOW...GET TO WORK!

739
00:33:30,209 --> 00:33:32,010
THIS IS YOUR BIG PLAN?

740
00:33:32,078 --> 00:33:34,313
A SORE THROAT,
A STUFFY NOSE?

741
00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:35,981
PEOPLE'RE JUST GONNA
THINK YOU'RE--

742
00:33:36,048 --> 00:33:37,816
A COMMON COLD.

743
00:33:37,883 --> 00:33:39,485
UNTIL I MAKE MY MOVE,

744
00:33:39,551 --> 00:33:42,254
THAT'S PRECISELY WHAT
I WANT THEM TO THINK.

745
00:33:42,321 --> 00:33:44,690
YO, CHECK IT OUT!
WE GOT COPS HERE!

746
00:33:44,756 --> 00:33:47,126
Drix: HEY, LOOK.

747
00:33:47,193 --> 00:33:48,727
YO, YO, YO,
BE CAREFUL!

748
00:33:48,794 --> 00:33:50,196
THAT'S
A POLLEN POD, MAN.

749
00:33:50,262 --> 00:33:51,863
FRANK IS TOTALLY
ALLERGIC TO THIS STUFF.

750
00:33:51,930 --> 00:33:53,299
I DIDN'T KNOW FRANK
HAD ALLERGIES.

751
00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:55,334
OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T.

752
00:33:57,203 --> 00:33:58,470
NO USELESS PILL
KNOWS NOTHIN'

753
00:33:58,537 --> 00:34:00,506
ABOUT WHAT GOES ON
IN HERE. WHOOPS!

754
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:03,041
JONES...

755
00:34:03,109 --> 00:34:04,943
IN THE WORDS OF
THE IMMORTAL JAMES BROWN--

756
00:34:05,010 --> 00:34:06,745
GET DOWN!

757
00:34:06,812 --> 00:34:07,946
JAMES WHO?

758
00:34:08,013 --> 00:34:09,748
AH...AH...AH...

759
00:34:09,815 --> 00:34:10,782
CHOO!

760
00:34:10,849 --> 00:34:12,050
AAH!

761
00:34:22,694 --> 00:34:23,695
HEY.
HEY, FRANK.

762
00:34:23,762 --> 00:34:25,097
DANNY.

763
00:34:27,199 --> 00:34:28,967
YOU NITWIT!

764
00:34:29,034 --> 00:34:31,137
YOU COULD HAVE
DAMAGED THE DAM!

765
00:34:31,203 --> 00:34:33,905
RELAX. THIS BABY
WAS BUILT TO LAST.

766
00:34:33,972 --> 00:34:35,274
SOLID CARTILAGE.

767
00:34:35,341 --> 00:34:37,609
OH, YOU'RE AN ENGINEER
NOW. EXCUSE ME.

768
00:34:37,676 --> 00:34:39,978
I NEED TO TEST
THE MUCUS VISCOSITY.

769
00:34:40,045 --> 00:34:42,080
[HONK HONK]

770
00:34:42,148 --> 00:34:43,449
HEY, FRANK!
FRANK!

771
00:34:43,515 --> 00:34:45,151
HOW COME YOU'RE
LEAVING SO EARLY?

772
00:34:45,217 --> 00:34:47,519
IT'S ALL SHOVELED OUT,
AND THE HIPPO'S ASLEEP.

773
00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:49,521
I'M GONNA TAKE SHANE
TO DOCKY'S FOR DINNER.

774
00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:51,190
OH, YEAH? DID YOU COME UP
WITH SOMETHING TO DO

775
00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:52,391
WITH SHANE THIS WEEKEND?

776
00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:53,992
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
I DID GREAT.

777
00:34:54,059 --> 00:34:55,627
[HUMMING]

778
00:34:55,694 --> 00:34:56,662
Ozzy: I GUARANTEE YOU,

779
00:34:56,728 --> 00:35:00,366
THERE AIN'T NOTHING
WRONG WITH THIS DAM.

780
00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:03,335
SO, UH, YOU WANT ME
TO TAKE CARE OF 'EM?

781
00:35:03,402 --> 00:35:05,837
NO. HIT ALL
THE PRESSURE VALVES.

782
00:35:05,904 --> 00:35:08,507
THEY'RE ABOUT
TO BLOW THE SCENE.

783
00:35:09,508 --> 00:35:12,244
[ALARM]

784
00:35:15,481 --> 00:35:16,315
OH!

785
00:35:16,382 --> 00:35:17,716
WHAT IN THE NAME OF
SWEET BLEEDIN'

786
00:35:17,783 --> 00:35:19,285
FRANK--
[GASPS]

787
00:35:19,351 --> 00:35:22,454
THE MEMBRANE
IS CRACKING, YOU--

788
00:35:22,521 --> 00:35:23,855
OH!

789
00:35:44,543 --> 00:35:45,611
WHOA!

790
00:35:48,214 --> 00:35:49,248
DRIPS!

791
00:35:49,315 --> 00:35:51,082
I THINK YOU MISSED
A SPOT!

792
00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:52,117
COME ON, FELLAS.
GO, GO, GO!

793
00:35:52,184 --> 00:35:53,785
YO!

794
00:35:53,852 --> 00:35:55,020
STOP!

795
00:35:55,086 --> 00:35:56,755
IMMUNITY!

796
00:35:56,822 --> 00:35:58,257
WHAT THE FRANK--

797
00:36:02,861 --> 00:36:04,430
WAIT A MINUTE--

798
00:36:06,598 --> 00:36:07,833
WHOA-OA!

799
00:36:07,899 --> 00:36:09,801
AAH! OH!

800
00:36:20,145 --> 00:36:21,580
AAH!

801
00:36:23,815 --> 00:36:25,317
WHOA!

802
00:36:27,586 --> 00:36:28,720
NOSE HAIRS!

803
00:36:33,859 --> 00:36:34,926
WATCH OUT!

804
00:36:34,993 --> 00:36:36,295
OHHHHH!

805
00:36:44,870 --> 00:36:46,772
Drix: WE'RE GOING TO DIE!

806
00:36:46,838 --> 00:36:50,276
OH!
AAH!

807
00:36:50,342 --> 00:36:52,444
GEE, FRANK,
I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE.

808
00:36:52,511 --> 00:36:53,812
CAN YOU USE A TISSUE?

809
00:36:53,879 --> 00:36:55,247
I DON'T HAVE ONE.

810
00:36:55,314 --> 00:36:56,815
WELL, USE YOUR
IMAGINATION.

811
00:36:56,882 --> 00:36:59,951
WHAT'S THAT
OVER THERE?

812
00:37:00,018 --> 00:37:01,420
WHOA!

813
00:37:03,922 --> 00:37:04,923
BETTER?

814
00:37:04,990 --> 00:37:05,991
MUCH BETTER.

815
00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:07,025
I GOTTA GO GET HER.

816
00:37:07,092 --> 00:37:08,093
ALL RIGHT.

817
00:37:08,159 --> 00:37:09,127
SHE'LL BE EXCITED.

818
00:37:09,194 --> 00:37:10,296
SHE'LL PROBABLY CALL YA.
GOOD.

819
00:37:10,362 --> 00:37:12,264
[GRUNTING] OH...UH!

820
00:37:12,331 --> 00:37:14,366
IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU,
NONE OF THIS--EWW--

821
00:37:14,433 --> 00:37:15,601
WOULD HAVE EVER HAPPENED.

822
00:37:15,667 --> 00:37:19,104
NOW, IF YOU'LL
EXCUSE ME, I--I--

823
00:37:19,170 --> 00:37:20,439
HAVE A NOSE TO DRY.

824
00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:27,178
Broadcaster: THIS IS
NERVE NETWORK NEWS...

825
00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:29,715
[NEWS THEME PLAYS]

826
00:37:29,781 --> 00:37:30,616
GOOD EVENING.

827
00:37:30,682 --> 00:37:32,751
IN AN ACT OF SELFLESS BRAVERY,

828
00:37:32,818 --> 00:37:34,085
A COLD TABLET STOPPED

829
00:37:34,152 --> 00:37:35,821
A RUNNY NOSE TODAY.

830
00:37:35,887 --> 00:37:39,925
THE HEROIC TABLET IS DUE TO BE
HONORED LATER THIS AFTERNOON.

831
00:37:39,991 --> 00:37:41,192
TRUDY?

832
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:42,361
WELL, IN LIGHTER NEWS,

833
00:37:42,428 --> 00:37:44,296
THERE WAS PANDA-MONIUM

834
00:37:44,363 --> 00:37:45,464
IN THE STOMACH TODAY

835
00:37:45,531 --> 00:37:47,533
AS SOME NEW ANIMAL
CRACKERS ARRIVED.

836
00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:50,135
THEY ARE ADORABLE,
AREN'T THEY? HMM.

837
00:37:50,201 --> 00:37:52,738
AND NOW WE GO LIVE
TO CEREBELLUM HALL

838
00:37:52,804 --> 00:37:55,741
FOR A SPECIAL ADDRESS
FROM MAYOR PHLEGMMING.

839
00:37:55,807 --> 00:37:56,942
OK, MAYOR.

840
00:37:57,008 --> 00:37:58,544
IN 5, 4,

841
00:37:58,610 --> 00:38:01,313
3...

842
00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:03,248
GOOD EVENING,
CITIZENS OF FRANK.

843
00:38:03,315 --> 00:38:05,417
IN THE PAST FEW WEEKS
OF THE CAMPAIGN,

844
00:38:05,484 --> 00:38:08,253
MY OPPONENT HAS THROWN AROUND
A LOT OF FANCY WORDS

845
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:10,255
TO TRY TO CONFUSE
THE ISSUES,

846
00:38:10,322 --> 00:38:12,257
WORDS LIKE...EXERCISE,

847
00:38:12,324 --> 00:38:13,291
LOW-FAT,

848
00:38:13,359 --> 00:38:15,160
AND DIET...

849
00:38:15,226 --> 00:38:17,195
WORDS DESIGNED TO SCARE US

850
00:38:17,262 --> 00:38:18,730
INTO CHANGING
WHAT HAS WORKED

851
00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:20,332
FOR SO MANY YEARS.

852
00:38:20,399 --> 00:38:24,770
WELL, I SAY
LET'S STAY THE COURSE.

853
00:38:24,836 --> 00:38:28,474
REMEMBER, A FAT FRANK
IS A HAPPY FRANK.

854
00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:30,409
WHAT? THAT'S NOT
WHAT I WROTE.

855
00:38:30,476 --> 00:38:33,679
I PROPOSE SOMETHING
THAT EVERY ORGANISM IN THIS CITY

856
00:38:33,745 --> 00:38:35,080
WILL ENJOY.

857
00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:37,015
I GIVE YOU...

858
00:38:37,082 --> 00:38:38,617
A DREAM VACATION

859
00:38:38,684 --> 00:38:40,952
TO THE ANNUAL
CHICKEN WING FESTIVAL

860
00:38:41,019 --> 00:38:43,188
IN BUFFALO, NEW YORK!

861
00:38:43,254 --> 00:38:46,425
[CHEERING]

862
00:38:46,492 --> 00:38:48,259
FINAL PLANS
HAVE BEEN MADE,

863
00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:49,628
AND NOTHING...

864
00:38:49,695 --> 00:38:53,131
IS GOING TO STAND
IN OUR WAY!

865
00:38:53,198 --> 00:38:55,901
Leah: AND WE'RE OUT.

866
00:38:55,967 --> 00:38:57,436
SIR, THAT WASN'T THE SPEECH
WE AGREED ON. I THOUGHT--

867
00:38:57,503 --> 00:38:59,337
YES, YES, YES.

868
00:38:59,405 --> 00:39:00,572
WHERE'S THE LITTLE TWERP
IN THE WHEELCHAIR?

869
00:39:00,639 --> 00:39:03,274
OH, HELLO, JOHNNY.
HOW YA DOING?

870
00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:04,443
CONGRATULATIONS, BOYS!

871
00:39:04,510 --> 00:39:05,944
EXCELLENT WORK
IN THE NOSE TODAY!

872
00:39:06,011 --> 00:39:07,779
COME ON OVER HERE.
LET'S GET SOME PICTURES.

873
00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:10,516
I WANT THE CAPTION
ON THIS ONE TO READ,

874
00:39:10,582 --> 00:39:12,884
"MAYOR AND PILL
STOP COLD...COLD."

875
00:39:12,951 --> 00:39:15,253
MR. MAYOR, UH, MR. MAYOR,
EXCUSE ME, SIR,

876
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:16,755
BUT WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

877
00:39:16,822 --> 00:39:18,957
HA HA HA! WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, JONES?

878
00:39:19,024 --> 00:39:20,859
I THINK WHATEVER IT WAS
IN THE SINUSES

879
00:39:20,926 --> 00:39:23,328
IS A LOT MORE
THAN A COMMON COLD.

880
00:39:23,395 --> 00:39:25,063
SIR, DON'T LISTEN
TO JONES.

881
00:39:25,130 --> 00:39:27,533
HIS DIAGNOSTIC SKILLS
ARE REMEDIAL AT BEST!

882
00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:28,900
YOU'RE THE LITTLE
CHERRY ASPIRIN

883
00:39:28,967 --> 00:39:30,469
WHO ICED A KEY WITNESS
TO A VIRAL ATTACK!

884
00:39:30,536 --> 00:39:32,137
THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT!

885
00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:33,605
YEAH, THE KIND OF ACCIDENT

886
00:39:33,672 --> 00:39:35,073
ONLY A TIME-RELEASE
DIPSTICK LIKE YOURSELF

887
00:39:35,140 --> 00:39:36,307
WOULD HAVE.

888
00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:38,143
OH! I AM SO SICK OF YOU!
THAT'S IT!

889
00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:39,478
I CAN'T WORK WITH YOU!

890
00:39:39,545 --> 00:39:41,379
YOU CAN'T WORK WITH ME?
I CAN'T WORK WITH YOU!

891
00:39:41,447 --> 00:39:43,081
OFFICERS, PLEASE, PLEASE!

892
00:39:43,148 --> 00:39:45,784
JONES, WHAT IS THIS--THIS
VIRUS YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT?

893
00:39:45,851 --> 00:39:47,953
THE VIRUS THAT
TORCHED THE THROAT.

894
00:39:48,019 --> 00:39:50,321
THE VIRUS THAT CAUSED
THOSE HALF-INCH SNOT CRESTS

895
00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:51,590
I WAS JUST SURFIN'!

896
00:39:51,657 --> 00:39:52,758
THOSE SNOT CRESTS
WERE CAUSED BY THE SNEEZE,

897
00:39:52,824 --> 00:39:54,560
AND THE SNEEZE
WAS CAUSED BY YOU!

898
00:39:54,626 --> 00:39:56,962
YEAH? THEN HOW COME I SAW
THAT VIRAL-LOOKIN' MOTHER

899
00:39:57,028 --> 00:39:59,498
FLEEIN' THE SCENE
OF THE CRIME? TELL ME!

900
00:39:59,565 --> 00:40:00,666
SIR, MAYBE WE SHOULD

901
00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:02,300
PUT THE CITY
ON FULL ALERT.

902
00:40:02,367 --> 00:40:03,702
YOU KNOW, LIQUIDS,
BED REST.

903
00:40:03,769 --> 00:40:04,736
YOU KNOW.
JUST TO BE SAFE.

904
00:40:04,803 --> 00:40:06,337
WE WILL DO
NO SUCH THING.

905
00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:07,706
I'M NOT GOING
TO POSTPONE OUR TRIP

906
00:40:07,773 --> 00:40:09,207
JUST BECAUSE
THE WHITE BLOOD CELL

907
00:40:09,274 --> 00:40:10,509
WITH THE WORST
RECORD IN FRANK

908
00:40:10,576 --> 00:40:12,277
THOUGHT HE
SAW SOMETHING.

909
00:40:12,343 --> 00:40:13,912
LISTEN, FROM NOW ON,
KEEP THOSE OPINIONS

910
00:40:13,979 --> 00:40:15,447
IN THAT MUSHY LITTLE
HEAD OF YOURS,

911
00:40:15,514 --> 00:40:16,448
OR YOU'RE GONNA
FIND YOURSELF

912
00:40:16,515 --> 00:40:18,884
IN OUR
NEXT NOSEBLEED.

913
00:40:18,950 --> 00:40:20,118
UNDERSTOOD?

914
00:40:21,386 --> 00:40:23,622
SON, I APOLOGIZE
FOR ALL OF THIS.

915
00:40:23,689 --> 00:40:26,257
NOW, WHY DON'T WE
FIND YOU ANOTHER,

916
00:40:26,324 --> 00:40:30,061
MORE CAPABLE OFFICER
TO WORK WITH.

917
00:40:30,128 --> 00:40:32,297
UH, SIR, UH...

918
00:40:32,363 --> 00:40:34,700
IF IT'S ALL
THE SAME TO YOU,

919
00:40:34,766 --> 00:40:36,668
I THINK I'LL
STAY WITH JONES.

920
00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:41,540
WOW.

921
00:40:41,607 --> 00:40:43,975
SUIT YOURSELF.

922
00:40:47,078 --> 00:40:48,747
YOU KNOW, YOU DIDN'T
HAVE TO DO THAT.

923
00:40:48,814 --> 00:40:51,149
THE LAST THING I NEED
IS YOUR SYMPATHY.

924
00:40:51,216 --> 00:40:52,951
THIS IS NOT ABOUT
SYMPATHY.

925
00:40:53,018 --> 00:40:54,986
I WAS SENT INTO THIS BODY
TO MAKE IT FEEL BETTER,

926
00:40:55,053 --> 00:40:56,555
SO IF THIS ALLEGED VIRUS

927
00:40:56,622 --> 00:40:58,189
HAS ANYTHING TO DO
WITH THAT MISSION,

928
00:40:58,256 --> 00:40:59,991
I MUST PURSUE IT.

929
00:41:00,058 --> 00:41:02,761
YEAH. WHATEVER.

930
00:41:02,828 --> 00:41:04,429
HEY, JONES,
WHAT DID THE MAYOR MEAN

931
00:41:04,496 --> 00:41:06,031
WHEN HE SAID
YOU HAD A RECORD?

932
00:41:08,133 --> 00:41:10,468
YOU DID SOMETHING
TERRIBLE, DIDN'T YOU?

933
00:41:11,436 --> 00:41:13,705
DRIPS, SOMETIMES
BEING TOO CAREFUL

934
00:41:13,772 --> 00:41:15,006
IS ALL IT TAKES.

935
00:41:15,073 --> 00:41:16,041
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

936
00:41:16,107 --> 00:41:16,942
A COUPLE
OF YEARS AGO

937
00:41:17,008 --> 00:41:19,210
I WAS CRUISING
THE DIGESTIVE TRACT,

938
00:41:19,277 --> 00:41:21,747
JUST MINDING
MY OWN BUSINESS.

939
00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:24,716
OUTSIDE, IT WAS SHANE'S
SCHOOL'S SCIENCE FAIR,

940
00:41:24,783 --> 00:41:26,017
AND EVERYONE
WAS REAL EXCITED,

941
00:41:26,084 --> 00:41:28,353
'CAUSE THE WINNER
WAS GONNA GET THEIR PICTURE

942
00:41:28,419 --> 00:41:30,656
ON THE FRONT PAGE
OF THE LOCAL PAPER.

943
00:41:30,722 --> 00:41:32,457
THINK ANYONE'S GONNA
LIKE MY VOLCANO?

944
00:41:32,524 --> 00:41:35,160
ARE YOU KIDDING?
ALL THESE OTHER PARENTS

945
00:41:35,226 --> 00:41:36,662
ARE GOING HOME SAD,

946
00:41:36,728 --> 00:41:38,163
'CAUSE THEIR KIDS'
PROJECTS

947
00:41:38,229 --> 00:41:41,199
ARE CARDBOARD AND GLITTER
PAINT AND SCIENCE.

948
00:41:41,266 --> 00:41:42,500
SHANE, YOURS IS ART.

949
00:41:42,568 --> 00:41:43,802
[LAUGHS SHYLY]

950
00:41:43,869 --> 00:41:46,404
Woman: WOW,
WHAT A GREAT TEPEE.

951
00:41:46,471 --> 00:41:50,609
TEPEE? MRS. DELIRIOUS,
COME ON.

952
00:41:50,676 --> 00:41:51,910
HONEY, I'M GONNA GO
CHECK OUT THE COMPETITION.

953
00:41:51,977 --> 00:41:53,311
WHY DON'T YOU SEE IF YOU
CAN LEARN THESE PEOPLE

954
00:41:53,378 --> 00:41:55,180
SOMETHING ABOUT VOLCANOS?

955
00:42:00,418 --> 00:42:02,387
HEY, PARTNER.
WHAT YOU GOT THERE?

956
00:42:02,453 --> 00:42:04,289
THESE? OH, THESE
ARE POLLUTED OYSTERS.

957
00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:06,792
WELL--WELL,
THEY WERE POLLUTED.

958
00:42:06,858 --> 00:42:08,827
I REPLANTED THEM
6 MONTHS AGO.

959
00:42:08,894 --> 00:42:10,495
YOU KNOW, THAT'S HOW LONG
THE STATE SAYS

960
00:42:10,562 --> 00:42:11,563
YOU GOT TO DO IT FOR.

961
00:42:11,630 --> 00:42:13,932
AND EVERY TIME
THE TIDE CAME IN,

962
00:42:13,999 --> 00:42:17,502
IT FLUSHED ALL THE--
THE BAD STUFF OUT.

963
00:42:17,569 --> 00:42:18,937
CAN YOU EAT THEM?

964
00:42:19,905 --> 00:42:23,141
WELL, IF MY HYPOTENUSE
IS CORRECT,

965
00:42:23,208 --> 00:42:24,976
SURE...YOU...

966
00:42:25,043 --> 00:42:27,713
WELL, UH...
YEAH, DEFINITELY.

967
00:42:27,779 --> 00:42:29,581
YOU GOT YOURSELF A SALE.

968
00:42:31,750 --> 00:42:35,086
[SLURPS, GULPS]

969
00:42:36,221 --> 00:42:38,189
MMM.

970
00:42:38,256 --> 00:42:39,290
MMM!

971
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:42,761
ALL RIGHT,
YOU MIGHT WANT

972
00:42:42,828 --> 00:42:45,130
TO CHECK YOUR MATH
ON THAT ONE.

973
00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:48,033
Osmosis: I WAS WORKING
THE KIDNEYS

974
00:42:48,099 --> 00:42:50,602
WHEN I HEARD ABOUT
A 631 IN PROGRESS--

975
00:42:50,669 --> 00:42:52,137
THAT'S INCOMING SHELLFISH.

976
00:42:52,203 --> 00:42:53,672
SO I HEADED DOWN
TO THE STOMACH,

977
00:42:53,739 --> 00:42:54,806
JUST TO BE SAFE.

978
00:42:54,873 --> 00:42:56,675
P.A. System:
UNSCHEDULED SHELLFISH

979
00:42:56,742 --> 00:42:58,977
NOW ARRIVING AT GATE 6.

980
00:42:59,044 --> 00:43:01,680
AND YOU MUST BE
SHANE'S DAD.

981
00:43:01,747 --> 00:43:02,948
GUILTY AS CHARGED.

982
00:43:03,014 --> 00:43:03,715
OH...

983
00:43:03,782 --> 00:43:04,816
FRANK DETORRI.

984
00:43:04,883 --> 00:43:06,117
FRANK, IT'S A PLEASURE
TO MEET YOU.

985
00:43:06,184 --> 00:43:07,552
I AM MRS. BOYD.

986
00:43:07,619 --> 00:43:10,088
I AM SHANE'S SCIENCE
AND P.E. TEACHER.

987
00:43:10,155 --> 00:43:11,923
AND I JUST HAVE TO TELL YOU,
YOUR DAUGHTER SHANE,

988
00:43:11,990 --> 00:43:14,325
I AM JUST ABSOLUTELY
CRAZY ABOUT HER.

989
00:43:14,392 --> 00:43:15,593
SHE IS A DOLL.

990
00:43:15,661 --> 00:43:18,630
WELL, IF YOU MEAN THAT,
I'M GONNA KEEP HER.

991
00:43:25,704 --> 00:43:28,073
OH, MY GO--HA HA!

992
00:43:29,708 --> 00:43:32,143
THAT WAS SO FUNNY!

993
00:43:32,210 --> 00:43:35,413
OH, MY GOD,
I'VE GOT THE GIGGLES.

994
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:37,348
OHH!

995
00:43:37,415 --> 00:43:39,117
SHE'S A SWEETIE PIE,
THOUGH.

996
00:43:39,184 --> 00:43:40,686
DID SHE TELL YOU
THAT WHEN SHE GROWS UP,

997
00:43:40,752 --> 00:43:42,320
SHE WANTS TO MOVE
TO THE CITY

998
00:43:42,387 --> 00:43:44,222
AND HELP PEOPLE?

999
00:43:44,289 --> 00:43:45,623
NO KIDDING?

1000
00:43:45,691 --> 00:43:47,693
YOU MEAN, LIKE
A CONCIERGE OR SOMETHING?

1001
00:43:47,759 --> 00:43:50,295
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
NOT--UH, LIKE POOR PEOPLE.

1002
00:43:50,361 --> 00:43:52,263
OH, YEAH.
SHE TOLD ME THAT.

1003
00:43:52,330 --> 00:43:55,066
YEAH. YOU KNOW, I REALLY
JUST HAVE TO SAY, FRANK,

1004
00:43:55,133 --> 00:43:58,737
IT'S JUST SO WONDERFUL
TO SEE SHANE PARTICIPATING

1005
00:43:58,804 --> 00:44:00,839
IN THE SCIENCE FAIR.

1006
00:44:00,906 --> 00:44:03,541
YOU KNOW, BECAUSE SINCE
HER MOTHER PASSED AWAY,

1007
00:44:03,608 --> 00:44:05,844
SHE'S HAD A REALLY
HARD TIME SORT OF...

1008
00:44:05,911 --> 00:44:08,880
BEING PART OF THE GROUP
ACTIVITIES.

1009
00:44:08,947 --> 00:44:10,882
YEAH. SHE'S GONNA BE OK.

1010
00:44:10,949 --> 00:44:12,884
YEAH.

1011
00:44:14,119 --> 00:44:15,921
[SIGHS]

1012
00:44:15,987 --> 00:44:18,623
Osmosis: AND THEN I SAW HIM.

1013
00:44:18,690 --> 00:44:20,792
HE RODE IN ON
THE CLAMMIEST-LOOKING OYSTER

1014
00:44:20,859 --> 00:44:22,227
I'D EVER SEEN.

1015
00:44:25,130 --> 00:44:26,364
MR. DETORRI?

1016
00:44:27,165 --> 00:44:29,567
MR. DETORRI?

1017
00:44:29,634 --> 00:44:30,601
OHH...

1018
00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:31,903
ARE YOU OK?

1019
00:44:31,970 --> 00:44:33,805
OHH...

1020
00:44:33,872 --> 00:44:36,341
THOSE OYSTERS.

1021
00:44:36,407 --> 00:44:38,009
THE OYSTERS?

1022
00:44:38,076 --> 00:44:40,545
OH, YEAH.
THAT'S ZACK'S PROJECT.

1023
00:44:40,611 --> 00:44:43,214
HE'S A LITTLE SLOW.

1024
00:44:43,281 --> 00:44:45,283
THE DOCTOR SAYS
THAT HE HAS A BRAIN

1025
00:44:45,350 --> 00:44:46,384
THE SIZE OF A TANGERINE.

1026
00:44:46,451 --> 00:44:48,686
MMM...

1027
00:44:48,754 --> 00:44:50,722
YEAH. SO WE SORT OF
GAVE HIM THIS PROJECT

1028
00:44:50,789 --> 00:44:52,858
JUST TO SORT OF
PUSH HIM ALONG.

1029
00:44:52,924 --> 00:44:54,425
I THINK HE JUST
STARTED IT THIS MORNING,

1030
00:44:54,492 --> 00:44:56,962
WHICH IS SORT OF FUNNY.

1031
00:44:57,028 --> 00:45:00,198
BUT WE'RE GONNA
GIVE HIM AN "A" ANYWAY.

1032
00:45:00,265 --> 00:45:01,466
MR. DETORRI?

1033
00:45:01,532 --> 00:45:02,868
[BUBBLING SOUNDS]

1034
00:45:02,934 --> 00:45:04,502
[AUDIO SLOWED]
MR. DETORRI?

1035
00:45:04,569 --> 00:45:06,471
[DEEP RUMBLING]

1036
00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:08,406
[AUDIO SLOWED FURTHER]
MR. DETORRI?

1037
00:45:08,473 --> 00:45:10,508
Osmosis: THERE WAS NO TIME
TO ASK QUESTIONS,

1038
00:45:10,575 --> 00:45:12,677
SO I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO.

1039
00:45:12,744 --> 00:45:14,780
WHOA, LOOK AT THAT GUY!

1040
00:45:14,846 --> 00:45:16,147
[VOMITING]

1041
00:45:16,214 --> 00:45:18,716
Crowd: OHH!

1042
00:45:18,784 --> 00:45:20,585
Mrs. Boyd: OH! OH-HO!

1043
00:45:20,651 --> 00:45:23,922
OOH! OOH!

1044
00:45:25,056 --> 00:45:27,025
Osmosis: YOU CAN PROBABLY
GUESS WHICH PHOTO

1045
00:45:27,092 --> 00:45:29,961
MADE IT TO THE FRONT PAGE
OF THE PAPER THE NEXT DAY.

1046
00:45:30,028 --> 00:45:33,098
OVERNIGHT, FRANK BECAME
THE TOWN LAUGHINGSTOCK.

1047
00:45:33,164 --> 00:45:35,867
THE PHOTO GOT PICKED UP
AND RAN IN EVERY DAILY

1048
00:45:35,934 --> 00:45:37,836
ACROSS THE COUNTRY.

1049
00:45:37,903 --> 00:45:39,337
HE EVEN GOT FIRED
FROM HIS JOB

1050
00:45:39,404 --> 00:45:41,072
AT THE PEA SOUP FACTORY.

1051
00:45:41,139 --> 00:45:42,941
LUCKY FOR US,
OUR OLD FRIEND BOB

1052
00:45:43,008 --> 00:45:45,410
HOOKED UP FRANK
WITH A JOB AT THE ZOO.

1053
00:45:45,476 --> 00:45:47,846
IT WAS A 90% CUT IN PAY,

1054
00:45:47,913 --> 00:45:50,048
BUT IT WAS THE BEST
WE COULD DO.

1055
00:45:50,115 --> 00:45:53,551
NEEDLESS TO SAY,
NONE OF THIS HELPED SHANE.

1056
00:45:53,618 --> 00:45:55,753
AND AS FOR ME,
I GOT SUSPENDED

1057
00:45:55,821 --> 00:45:57,923
FOR UNNECESSARY FORCE.

1058
00:45:57,989 --> 00:46:00,025
SINCE THEN, NOT A DAY
HAS GONE BY

1059
00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:03,094
THAT I HAVEN'T WONDERED,
"DID I DO THE RIGHT THING?"

1060
00:46:03,161 --> 00:46:05,530
YOU KNOW, JONES,
FROM YOUR DESCRIPTION,

1061
00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:07,598
IT SOUNDS LIKE
YOU WERE JUSTIFIED.

1062
00:46:07,665 --> 00:46:08,666
EXCUSE ME?

1063
00:46:08,733 --> 00:46:10,201
OYSTERS
ARE A BREEDING GROUND

1064
00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:12,070
FOR ANY NUMBER
OF DANGEROUS BACTERIA.

1065
00:46:12,137 --> 00:46:14,806
THEY ARE! THAT'S WHAT I BEEN
TRYING TO TELL EVERYBODY!

1066
00:46:14,873 --> 00:46:16,607
DARN RIGHT, THEY ARE!

1067
00:46:16,674 --> 00:46:18,643
I NEVER THOUGHT
YOU'D BE ON MY SIDE.

1068
00:46:18,709 --> 00:46:20,445
I NEVER THOUGHT
YOU'D BE RIGHT.

1069
00:46:23,514 --> 00:46:25,683
UH, EXCUSE ME, SIR.
WE HAVE A VERY STRICT

1070
00:46:25,750 --> 00:46:27,418
"NO SHOES, NO SERVICE"
POLICY.

1071
00:46:27,485 --> 00:46:29,154
I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA
HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE.

1072
00:46:29,220 --> 00:46:30,788
I BEG YOUR PARDON,
IS THAT HOW YOU TREAT

1073
00:46:30,856 --> 00:46:32,858
THE HANDICAPPED
IN DOCKY'S?

1074
00:46:32,924 --> 00:46:35,026
HANDICAPPED?

1075
00:46:35,093 --> 00:46:38,997
I HAVE A CHRONIC
INGROWN TOE CONDITION,

1076
00:46:39,064 --> 00:46:40,932
AND DOCTORS SAY
IT'S ONLY A SHORT TIME

1077
00:46:40,999 --> 00:46:42,667
BEFORE I WON'T
BE ABLE TO WEAR

1078
00:46:42,733 --> 00:46:44,903
EVEN THE ROOMIEST
OF FOOTWEAR.

1079
00:46:44,970 --> 00:46:46,838
I'LL BRING YOUR MENUS.

1080
00:46:46,905 --> 00:46:49,207
LOOK, WOULD YOU BRING
SOME CLAM STRIPS

1081
00:46:49,274 --> 00:46:51,276
AND SOME STEAMERS
WHEN YOU COME, TOO, PLEASE?

1082
00:46:51,342 --> 00:46:52,777
THANK YOU.

1083
00:46:52,844 --> 00:46:55,380
SO, DAD,
WHAT'S THE BIG SURPRISE?

1084
00:46:55,446 --> 00:47:01,086
WELL, I KNOW YOU WANTED TO GO
ON A TRIP THIS WEEKEND, SO...

1085
00:47:01,152 --> 00:47:02,520
TA-DA!

1086
00:47:05,290 --> 00:47:06,057
BUFFALO?

1087
00:47:06,124 --> 00:47:08,927
BUFFALO, NEW YORK.

1088
00:47:08,994 --> 00:47:11,662
THE BUFFALO WING FESTIVAL
THIS WEEKEND.

1089
00:47:11,729 --> 00:47:14,765
OH. YEAH, GREAT.

1090
00:47:14,832 --> 00:47:16,434
SO, WHAT'S
THE BIG SURPRISE?

1091
00:47:16,501 --> 00:47:18,003
WE GOT TICKETS!

1092
00:47:18,069 --> 00:47:19,604
I CALLED A SCALPER.

1093
00:47:19,670 --> 00:47:21,039
LOOK!

1094
00:47:21,106 --> 00:47:23,909
99 KINDS OF WINGS.

1095
00:47:23,975 --> 00:47:28,079
128 DIFFERENT
DIPPING SAUCES.

1096
00:47:28,146 --> 00:47:31,249
YOU LOVE MATH.
CRUNCH THE NUMBERS ON THAT

1097
00:47:31,316 --> 00:47:32,683
AND TELL ME
THE POSSIBILITIES

1098
00:47:32,750 --> 00:47:33,952
AREN'T INFINITE.

1099
00:47:34,019 --> 00:47:36,487
LOOK! LOOK! HERE YOU ARE.

1100
00:47:36,554 --> 00:47:38,156
MISS CHICKEN WING FESTIVAL.

1101
00:47:38,223 --> 00:47:41,792
[CLUCKS]

1102
00:47:41,859 --> 00:47:43,861
SEE THIS?

1103
00:47:43,929 --> 00:47:45,730
HE'S THE CHAMPION.

1104
00:47:45,796 --> 00:47:47,498
BUT HE WON'T BE
FOR LONG.

1105
00:47:47,565 --> 00:47:48,499
BECAUSE I'M COMING.

1106
00:47:48,566 --> 00:47:51,937
I'M COMING--I'M COMING
TO GET YOU, BABY.

1107
00:47:52,003 --> 00:47:53,471
FUN? HUH?

1108
00:47:53,538 --> 00:47:55,907
YEAH. THAT'S--
THAT'S REALLY COOL, DAD.

1109
00:47:55,974 --> 00:47:57,042
Mayor: HA HA HA HA HA.

1110
00:47:57,108 --> 00:47:59,277
SEE? I TOLD YOU
SHE'D BE EXCITED.

1111
00:47:59,344 --> 00:48:02,547
NOW, TIDY UP, WILL YOU?
HERE WE GO.

1112
00:48:09,187 --> 00:48:11,889
OK, FRANK,
THIS IS YOUR, UM...

1113
00:48:11,957 --> 00:48:13,091
CONSCIENCE SPEAKING.

1114
00:48:13,158 --> 00:48:14,292
NOW LISTEN CAREFULLY.

1115
00:48:14,359 --> 00:48:17,062
THIS HIKING TRIP
MEANS THE WORLD TO HER.

1116
00:48:17,128 --> 00:48:19,364
FIGURE OUT A WAY
TO MAKE IT WORK.

1117
00:48:19,430 --> 00:48:21,532
USE THAT CHARM.

1118
00:48:22,934 --> 00:48:25,270
WHAT'S WRONG NOW?

1119
00:48:25,336 --> 00:48:27,438
OH, GEE...

1120
00:48:27,505 --> 00:48:29,540
OH, IT'S THIS DAMN TOE.

1121
00:48:29,607 --> 00:48:32,043
DO ME A FAVOR, HUH?

1122
00:48:32,110 --> 00:48:34,345
DON'T YOU GET OLD.

1123
00:48:34,412 --> 00:48:36,347
LISTEN TO THE TOE.

1124
00:48:36,414 --> 00:48:37,482
DON'T YOU GET OLD.

1125
00:48:46,191 --> 00:48:49,627
HEY, BOSS, LOOKS LIKE
YOUR PLAN WORKED.

1126
00:48:49,694 --> 00:48:51,229
THAT'S RIGHT.

1127
00:48:51,296 --> 00:48:53,698
I GOT THIS CITY
EXACTLY WHERE I WANT IT.

1128
00:48:53,764 --> 00:48:55,400
HA HA!

1129
00:48:55,466 --> 00:48:57,035
SO, WHAT ABOUT
THE COP AND THE PILL?

1130
00:48:57,102 --> 00:48:59,937
WELL, LET'S JUST SAY
IF THEY GIVE US A PROBLEM,

1131
00:49:00,005 --> 00:49:02,473
* FI-RE

1132
00:49:02,540 --> 00:49:04,175
* BOM, BOM, BOM,
BOM, BOM, BOM, BOW *

1133
00:49:04,242 --> 00:49:05,310
OW!

1134
00:49:05,376 --> 00:49:09,280
* OH, HEAR MY BEAT
ALL ACROSS THE WORLD *

1135
00:49:09,347 --> 00:49:11,416
* YOUR SOUL GOES OUT
TO ALL THE BOYS AND GIRLS *

1136
00:49:11,482 --> 00:49:13,484
COME ON, BROTHER! LET'S
GET DOWN! LET'S GET DOWN!

1137
00:49:13,551 --> 00:49:16,021
YOU KNOW MONEY ON THE WOOD
MAKE THE GAME GO GOOD.

1138
00:49:16,087 --> 00:49:18,956
5 BUCKS SAYS
SIZE DON'T MATTER.

1139
00:49:19,024 --> 00:49:20,625
[CHATTERING,
SQUEALING]

1140
00:49:20,691 --> 00:49:23,628
GET HIM! COME ON!
LET'S DO THIS THING NOW.

1141
00:49:25,563 --> 00:49:27,832
CHICKENPOCK FIGHTS.

1142
00:49:27,898 --> 00:49:29,967
GET BACK! GET HIM!

1143
00:49:30,035 --> 00:49:32,070
YEAH! YEAH,
THAT'S MY BABY.

1144
00:49:32,137 --> 00:49:33,938
TRY THE HEADLOCK.

1145
00:49:34,005 --> 00:49:35,606
HEY, THAT'S A VIRUS.

1146
00:49:35,673 --> 00:49:36,707
WE SHOULD ARREST HIM.

1147
00:49:36,774 --> 00:49:38,776
NO, MAN THAT USED
TO BE A VIRUS.

1148
00:49:38,843 --> 00:49:39,810
NOW HE'S ON OUR SIDE.

1149
00:49:39,877 --> 00:49:42,080
THAT'S CHILL.
HE'S A FLU SHOT.

1150
00:49:42,147 --> 00:49:43,848
THAT'S FUNNY.
HE DOESN'T LOOK FLU-ISH.

1151
00:49:43,914 --> 00:49:45,416
WHY DON'T YOU
JUST STAY HERE

1152
00:49:45,483 --> 00:49:49,087
AND WATCH
THE MAESTRO WORK.

1153
00:49:49,154 --> 00:49:50,788
HEY, CHILL. CHILL!
DON'T Y'ALL KNOW

1154
00:49:50,855 --> 00:49:52,257
POCK FIGHTING'S
AGAINST THE LAW?

1155
00:49:52,323 --> 00:49:56,461
HEY, HEY! HEY,
WHERE Y'ALL GOING?

1156
00:49:56,527 --> 00:49:59,430
THANKS A LOT, JUNIOR.
YOU JUST COST ME 20.

1157
00:49:59,497 --> 00:50:01,232
MONEY AIN'T GONNA BE
YOUR BIGGEST PROBLEM,

1158
00:50:01,299 --> 00:50:02,600
IF YOU DON'T
TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW

1159
00:50:02,667 --> 00:50:04,035
ABOUT THE SINUSES.

1160
00:50:04,102 --> 00:50:05,936
HEY, I WAS INJECTED
INTO THIS BODY

1161
00:50:06,003 --> 00:50:08,073
TO RAT
ON INFLUENZA ONLY,

1162
00:50:08,139 --> 00:50:11,142
AND THIS DON'T SOUND
LIKE INFLUENZA TO ME.

1163
00:50:11,209 --> 00:50:12,510
NOW, BEAT IT!

1164
00:50:12,577 --> 00:50:15,580
I BET JOHNNY STREPTOCOCCUS
AND THE MELANOMA FAMILY

1165
00:50:15,646 --> 00:50:16,914
WILL BE VERY INTERESTED

1166
00:50:16,981 --> 00:50:19,050
TO HEAR ABOUT
YOUR FLU SHOT WORK.

1167
00:50:19,117 --> 00:50:20,885
YOU CAN'T JACK ME
ON THAT, BROTHER.

1168
00:50:20,951 --> 00:50:22,987
I'M IN THE VIRUS
PROTECTION PROGRAM.

1169
00:50:23,054 --> 00:50:24,122
HEY! WHAT? UHH!

1170
00:50:24,189 --> 00:50:26,224
Drix: YOU, VIRUS.

1171
00:50:26,291 --> 00:50:27,925
I BELIEVE
CHILDREN'S STRENGTH

1172
00:50:27,992 --> 00:50:29,294
OUGHT TO TAKE CARE
OF YOU.

1173
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:31,162
UH-OH, YOU DONE
DONE IT NOW, CHILL.

1174
00:50:31,229 --> 00:50:32,863
THIS GUY'S
A PSYCHO COP.

1175
00:50:32,930 --> 00:50:33,964
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE
TO SPILL IT,

1176
00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:35,433
BUT IT'S TOO LATE.

1177
00:50:35,500 --> 00:50:37,102
THIS GUY JUST GOT OFF
THE THORAZINE.

1178
00:50:37,168 --> 00:50:39,137
NOW HE'S CUCKOO
FOR COCOA PUFFS!

1179
00:50:39,204 --> 00:50:42,173
HE'S GOING EL POLLO LOCO
ON YOUR CRAZY BEHIND!

1180
00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:43,508
[MANIACAL LAUGH]

1181
00:50:43,574 --> 00:50:45,743
I CAN'T LOOK.
I JUST CAN'T LOOK.

1182
00:50:45,810 --> 00:50:47,078
Chill: ALL RIGHT!

1183
00:50:47,145 --> 00:50:50,748
[MUFFLED SOUNDS]
AAH!

1184
00:50:50,815 --> 00:50:54,185
THE GUY'S BIG TIME.
HE GOES BY THE NAME OF THRAX.

1185
00:50:54,252 --> 00:50:57,322
GO TO THAT NEW PLACE,
THE ZIT, ON THE FOREHEAD.

1186
00:50:57,388 --> 00:50:58,989
YOU CAN'T MISS IT.
IT'S HUGE.

1187
00:50:59,056 --> 00:51:00,925
THERE'S A BIG MEETING
THERE TONIGHT.

1188
00:51:00,991 --> 00:51:02,627
I'M OUT! AAH!

1189
00:51:02,693 --> 00:51:03,961
[SPLASH]

1190
00:51:04,028 --> 00:51:06,097
BUT YOU DIDN'T
HEAR THAT FROM ME.

1191
00:51:06,164 --> 00:51:08,666
YOU DIDN'T HEAR
THAT FROM ME!

1192
00:51:08,733 --> 00:51:11,902
WHOO-HOO! NEXT TIME,
I'LL BE THE BAD COP.

1193
00:51:11,969 --> 00:51:14,472
YOU ARE A BAD COP.

1194
00:51:14,539 --> 00:51:17,041
YO, WHO YOU CALLING
A BAD COP?

1195
00:51:17,108 --> 00:51:18,143
[SINGING WITH RADIO]
* I MEAN, NO WORDS

1196
00:51:18,209 --> 00:51:20,678
* WERE EVER SPOKEN

1197
00:51:20,745 --> 00:51:23,414
* WHEN SHE PASSED AWAY

1198
00:51:23,481 --> 00:51:26,050
* I CRIED
AND CRIED ALL DAY *

1199
00:51:26,117 --> 00:51:29,019
Radio: * ALONE AGAIN,
NATURALLY *

1200
00:51:29,086 --> 00:51:31,256
[POUNDING BASS]

1201
00:51:31,322 --> 00:51:33,458
Drix: MY, WHAT
BIG ZITS HE HAS.

1202
00:51:33,524 --> 00:51:35,059
HOW DID SOMETHING
LIKE THIS HAPPEN?

1203
00:51:35,126 --> 00:51:37,962
Osmosis: YOU WASH YOUR FACE
WITH FRIED CHICKEN, THAT'S HOW.

1204
00:51:38,028 --> 00:51:39,897
Female club goer:
...LAST WEEK?

1205
00:51:39,964 --> 00:51:40,965
ALL RIGHT, YOU
COME ON IN.

1206
00:51:41,031 --> 00:51:42,367
OH, THANK YOU!

1207
00:51:42,433 --> 00:51:44,068
HEY, WAIT, WAIT.
HOLD UP, NOW.

1208
00:51:44,135 --> 00:51:45,570
WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?

1209
00:51:45,636 --> 00:51:47,338
TO GET OUR COOTIE!

1210
00:51:47,405 --> 00:51:49,740
LOOKING LIKE THAT?
THEY'LL TEAR YOU APART.

1211
00:51:49,807 --> 00:51:50,875
YOU GOT TO GET SPIFFY.

1212
00:51:50,941 --> 00:51:52,443
SPIFFY?

1213
00:51:52,510 --> 00:51:54,044
EEE--EEE...

1214
00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:56,614
AAH!

1215
00:51:56,681 --> 00:51:58,048
[CREAKING]

1216
00:51:58,115 --> 00:51:59,884
WHOO...WHOO...

1217
00:51:59,950 --> 00:52:00,918
OHH!

1218
00:52:00,985 --> 00:52:01,952
AHH!

1219
00:52:02,019 --> 00:52:02,987
OH, BLEH...

1220
00:52:03,053 --> 00:52:04,255
AHH! HYUH!

1221
00:52:04,322 --> 00:52:06,857
PEEP THIS.
CHECK IT OUT.

1222
00:52:06,924 --> 00:52:08,959
HMM. PLIABLE
CELLULAR DYNAMICS.

1223
00:52:09,026 --> 00:52:11,296
WHAT AN INGENIOUS
DEFENSE MECHANISM.

1224
00:52:11,362 --> 00:52:13,598
OOH! OOH! LET ME TRY.

1225
00:52:14,199 --> 00:52:16,401
HYUH...OHH...

1226
00:52:16,467 --> 00:52:17,835
[CREAK]

1227
00:52:17,902 --> 00:52:20,505
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

1228
00:52:20,571 --> 00:52:21,606
I THINK YOU SHOULD
GUARD THE CAR.

1229
00:52:21,672 --> 00:52:24,309
OH, NO.
THIS IS MY MISSION, TOO.

1230
00:52:24,375 --> 00:52:26,043
I INSIST
ON GOING IN WITH YOU.

1231
00:52:26,110 --> 00:52:27,345
ALL RIGHT.

1232
00:52:27,412 --> 00:52:29,447
BUT WE GOT TO GET YOU
SOMETHING TO WEAR.

1233
00:52:29,514 --> 00:52:33,218
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING,
CROWD TALKING]

1234
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:38,223
ARE YOU SURE
THIS DISGUISE IS WORKING?

1235
00:52:38,289 --> 00:52:41,025
OH, YEAH. YEAH.
TRUST ME, IT'S PERFECT.

1236
00:52:41,091 --> 00:52:42,460
PERFECT.

1237
00:52:42,527 --> 00:52:45,230
* SEE ME CRUISING
IN MY CADDY *

1238
00:52:45,296 --> 00:52:47,298
* FOLKS, THEY LIKE
TO CALL ME DADDY *

1239
00:52:47,365 --> 00:52:49,066
* COOL WHEN I'M STYLIN'

1240
00:52:49,133 --> 00:52:50,935
* JUST ROAMING
ON THE ISLAND *

1241
00:52:51,001 --> 00:52:52,002
* I'M COOL

1242
00:52:52,069 --> 00:52:53,103
* DADDY COOL

1243
00:52:53,170 --> 00:52:54,104
* CALL ME COOL

1244
00:52:54,171 --> 00:52:55,373
* DADDY COOL

1245
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:57,275
* CALL ME COOL

1246
00:52:57,342 --> 00:52:59,644
WE GOT COMPANY. BE COOL.

1247
00:53:01,379 --> 00:53:03,914
NOW, TRY TO RELAX.
FIT IN.

1248
00:53:03,981 --> 00:53:06,851
SHAKE A TAIL CELL
OR SOMETHING.

1249
00:53:06,917 --> 00:53:07,952
I DON'T DANCE.

1250
00:53:08,018 --> 00:53:09,320
I--I HAVE NO LEFT FEET.

1251
00:53:09,387 --> 00:53:10,588
YOU DON'T DANCE?
NO.

1252
00:53:10,655 --> 00:53:11,856
YOU DON'T DANCE?
NO, I--

1253
00:53:11,922 --> 00:53:13,324
COME ON,
NOW DON'T TELL ME

1254
00:53:13,391 --> 00:53:14,625
YOU AIN'T NEVER
GOTTEN JIGGY WIT' IT.

1255
00:53:14,692 --> 00:53:17,127
UH, I DON'T BELIEVE
I HAVE. UH--

1256
00:53:17,194 --> 00:53:20,130
COME ON, BABY! GIVE ME
A LITTLE BIT OF THIS!

1257
00:53:20,197 --> 00:53:21,499
OH, ALL RIGHT.

1258
00:53:21,566 --> 00:53:22,533
COME ON.

1259
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:23,368
HERE YOU GO.

1260
00:53:23,434 --> 00:53:24,569
OH, YEAH, BABY,
THAT'S IT!

1261
00:53:24,635 --> 00:53:26,103
GET DOWN!
SHAKE IT UP, BABY!

1262
00:53:26,170 --> 00:53:28,038
DON'T LET IT ALL
SETTLE AT THE BOTTOM!

1263
00:53:28,105 --> 00:53:29,206
SHAKE THAT GEL CAP!
SHAKE IT!

1264
00:53:29,274 --> 00:53:30,875
OH, MAMA. YO!

1265
00:53:30,941 --> 00:53:33,344
YOU'S A BIG, BAD CELL.
WON'T YOU BACK THAT CELL UP.

1266
00:53:33,411 --> 00:53:35,580
YOU'S A FINE CELL!
WON'T YOU--

1267
00:53:35,646 --> 00:53:38,383
AAH! ALL RIGHT, YOU
STAY HERE AND PRACTICE.

1268
00:53:38,449 --> 00:53:39,584
BOY, YOU NEED IT.
OW!

1269
00:53:39,650 --> 00:53:41,319
IF I'M NOT
BACK HERE IN FIVE,

1270
00:53:41,386 --> 00:53:42,787
YOU COME LOOKING. OK?

1271
00:53:42,853 --> 00:53:44,221
AAH! OOH! OW!

1272
00:53:44,289 --> 00:53:46,123
* MACKIN' TO THIS FAT BEAT

1273
00:53:46,190 --> 00:53:48,426
* THEY'S PUSHING
THROUGH MY BACK SEAT *

1274
00:53:48,493 --> 00:53:52,597
* YOU KNOW I GOT
THAT GANGSTA LEAN *

1275
00:53:52,663 --> 00:53:54,732
* THEY TREAT ME
LIKE THE MAYOR *

1276
00:53:54,799 --> 00:53:57,167
* 'CAUSE I'M THE BIGGEST
PLAYA *

1277
00:53:57,234 --> 00:53:58,569
MACKIN' ALL HONEYS

1278
00:53:58,636 --> 00:54:01,339
UP HERE
IN THE "D," BABY!

1279
00:54:01,406 --> 00:54:03,441
* I RIP,
I ROCK, I ROLL, G *

1280
00:54:03,508 --> 00:54:05,576
* I TRIM MY HAIR
WITH THE FLOWBEE *

1281
00:54:05,643 --> 00:54:07,745
* GOT SOUL, G,
LIKE AL GREEN *

1282
00:54:07,812 --> 00:54:09,914
* COLD COOLIN'
LIKE THE A-TEAM *

1283
00:54:09,980 --> 00:54:10,948
OOH!

1284
00:54:11,015 --> 00:54:12,182
* SAN FRANCISCO

1285
00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:14,285
* I'M SHOOTING
LIKE A PISTOL *

1286
00:54:14,352 --> 00:54:16,587
* I'M SO SLICK,
I'M CRISCO *

1287
00:54:16,654 --> 00:54:19,056
* DADDY LIKES TO DISCO

1288
00:54:19,123 --> 00:54:21,426
[SIZZLE]

1289
00:54:21,492 --> 00:54:23,794
YO, BARKEEP,
WHAT YOU GOT?

1290
00:54:29,700 --> 00:54:31,235
UHH!

1291
00:54:31,302 --> 00:54:32,970
YOU GOT A PROBLEM
WITH THAT?

1292
00:54:33,037 --> 00:54:34,372
NO, NO, NO!

1293
00:54:34,439 --> 00:54:36,206
THIS IS JUST THE WAY
I LIKE IT--

1294
00:54:36,273 --> 00:54:38,843
EXTRA DISGUSTING.

1295
00:54:46,050 --> 00:54:47,284
BAH!

1296
00:54:49,119 --> 00:54:50,087
BLAH!

1297
00:54:50,154 --> 00:54:51,656
[GRUNTS]

1298
00:54:51,722 --> 00:54:53,057
HMM.

1299
00:55:03,100 --> 00:55:04,335
Thrax: MY PLAN IS SIMPLE.

1300
00:55:04,402 --> 00:55:06,604
3 TEAMS WILL MOVE THROUGH
THE CRANIAL ARTERY,

1301
00:55:06,671 --> 00:55:09,807
AND ONE THROUGH
THE NASAL PASSAGE.

1302
00:55:09,874 --> 00:55:11,909
WE ARE GOING
TO THE BRAIN, BABY!

1303
00:55:11,976 --> 00:55:14,044
AND WE ARE GONNA
STEAL US ONE OF THESE.

1304
00:55:14,111 --> 00:55:16,347
NOW THIS LITTLE SUCKER
COMES FROM A PLACE CALLED

1305
00:55:16,414 --> 00:55:17,482
THE HYPOTHALAMUS GLAND.

1306
00:55:17,548 --> 00:55:20,084
THE HYPO-HOPPO-
WHAT-A-MUS?

1307
00:55:20,150 --> 00:55:22,086
HYPOTHALAMUS.

1308
00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:23,788
HYPOTHALAMUS.

1309
00:55:23,854 --> 00:55:26,657
CONTROLS THE TEMPERATURE
FOR THE ENTIRE BODY.

1310
00:55:26,724 --> 00:55:28,726
WE ARE GONNA MARCH
RIGHT IN THERE

1311
00:55:28,793 --> 00:55:30,795
AND WE ARE GOING
TO TAKE THE PRIZE.

1312
00:55:30,861 --> 00:55:32,262
THEN MY MAN FRANK'S
GONNA HEAT UP

1313
00:55:32,329 --> 00:55:34,765
LIKE A SIDEWALK
ON A SUMMER DAY.

1314
00:55:48,078 --> 00:55:49,947
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

1315
00:55:56,153 --> 00:55:57,422
WHAT A ZIT.

1316
00:55:57,488 --> 00:55:58,989
I MEAN, WHAT IS IT?
WHAT IS IT?

1317
00:55:59,056 --> 00:56:00,925
WHAT DO YOU WANT?

1318
00:56:00,991 --> 00:56:03,528
I WANT YOU TO HELP ME.

1319
00:56:03,594 --> 00:56:05,730
YOU WANT ME
TO CALL THE COPS?

1320
00:56:05,796 --> 00:56:07,197
OR MAYBE SHANE
WOULD LIKE TO KNOW

1321
00:56:07,264 --> 00:56:09,099
ABOUT THE 200-YARD
RESTRAINING ORDER

1322
00:56:09,166 --> 00:56:10,401
THAT'S STILL
IN EFFECT.

1323
00:56:10,468 --> 00:56:11,536
PLEASE, WE CAN'T DO THAT.

1324
00:56:11,602 --> 00:56:14,071
SHE'S BEEN
HUMILIATED ENOUGH ALREADY.

1325
00:56:14,138 --> 00:56:16,741
OH, HO-HO-HO.
"HUMILIATED."

1326
00:56:16,807 --> 00:56:17,942
I'LL TELL YOU
ABOUT HUMILIATION.

1327
00:56:18,008 --> 00:56:18,843
YOU TURNED ME

1328
00:56:18,909 --> 00:56:20,545
INTO A WALKING
AIR SICKNESS BAG.

1329
00:56:20,611 --> 00:56:22,346
MY WHOLE FAMILY
WAS HUMILIATED.

1330
00:56:22,413 --> 00:56:23,848
DO YOU
UNDERSTAND THAT?

1331
00:56:23,914 --> 00:56:26,684
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
OF THE TEASING

1332
00:56:26,751 --> 00:56:28,453
THAT MY LITTLE SONS
RALPH AND CHUCK

1333
00:56:28,519 --> 00:56:30,688
HAVE HAD TO ENDURE?

1334
00:56:30,755 --> 00:56:33,157
I KNOW
YOUR DAUGHTER HURLY

1335
00:56:33,223 --> 00:56:34,659
HAD TO TRANSFER SCHOOLS.

1336
00:56:34,725 --> 00:56:36,427
SHIRLEY. MY DAUGHTER'S
NAME IS SHIRLEY.

1337
00:56:36,494 --> 00:56:39,363
OH, THAT IS MUCH PRETTIER.

1338
00:56:39,430 --> 00:56:41,666
TOM BROKAW CALLED HER HURLY.

1339
00:56:41,732 --> 00:56:42,767
WHAT?

1340
00:56:42,833 --> 00:56:46,036
IT WAS A VERY CUTE
PICTURE OF HER, THOUGH.

1341
00:56:46,103 --> 00:56:48,338
WE GOT TO GET THIS WATER
UNDERNEATH OUR BRIDGE

1342
00:56:48,405 --> 00:56:50,575
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE,
FOR SHANE'S SAKE.

1343
00:56:50,641 --> 00:56:51,676
SHANE HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH THIS.

1344
00:56:51,742 --> 00:56:52,743
I WOULD NEVER
HOLD ANYTHING

1345
00:56:52,810 --> 00:56:53,978
AGAINST
ONE OF MY STUDENTS.

1346
00:56:54,044 --> 00:56:54,979
ALL RIGHT, THAT--

1347
00:56:55,045 --> 00:56:56,981
GET BACK TO WORK!

1348
00:56:58,549 --> 00:56:59,850
NOW ALL OF THIS
IS GOING DOWN TONIGHT,

1349
00:56:59,917 --> 00:57:01,251
SO I WANT EVERYONE
TO BE PREPARED.

1350
00:57:01,318 --> 00:57:02,653
TONIGHT?

1351
00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:03,888
UH, CAN'T WE
DO IT NEXT WEEK?

1352
00:57:03,954 --> 00:57:06,957
ME AND MADCOW GOT TICKETS
TO WRESTLEMANIA.

1353
00:57:07,024 --> 00:57:08,192
YOU SEE THIS?

1354
00:57:08,258 --> 00:57:10,528
THIS HERE LITTLE DNA BEAD
COMES FROM A LITTLE GIRL

1355
00:57:10,595 --> 00:57:12,663
IN RIVERSIDE, CALIFORNIA.

1356
00:57:12,730 --> 00:57:14,565
DIDN'T LIKE
TO WASH HER HANDS.

1357
00:57:14,632 --> 00:57:16,801
TOOK ME 3 WHOLE WEEKS.

1358
00:57:16,867 --> 00:57:20,938
AND THIS ONE--NICE LADY
IN DETROIT, MOTOWN.

1359
00:57:21,005 --> 00:57:22,439
6 DAYS FLAT.

1360
00:57:22,507 --> 00:57:25,142
THEN THERE'S THIS OLD GUY
IN PHILLY.

1361
00:57:25,209 --> 00:57:28,646
I KILLED HIM IN 72 HOURS.

1362
00:57:28,713 --> 00:57:31,048
YEAH, I'M GETTING BETTER
AS I GO ALONG, BABY,

1363
00:57:31,115 --> 00:57:33,684
BUT THE PROBLEM IS,
I NEVER SET A RECORD!

1364
00:57:33,751 --> 00:57:35,886
UNTIL MY MAN FRANK, THAT IS.

1365
00:57:35,953 --> 00:57:37,988
I'M GONNA TAKE HIM DOWN
IN 48 HOURS!

1366
00:57:38,055 --> 00:57:40,758
GET MY OWN CHAPTER
IN THE MEDICAL BOOKS.

1367
00:57:40,825 --> 00:57:43,460
All: HEH-HEH.
YEAH. RIGHT.

1368
00:57:43,528 --> 00:57:45,362
UH, EXCUSE ME.
EXCUSE ME.

1369
00:57:45,429 --> 00:57:47,097
I GOT ONE MORE
QUESTION HERE.

1370
00:57:47,164 --> 00:57:50,434
IS THERE ANYTHING THAT,
SAY, A WHITE BLOOD CELL

1371
00:57:50,501 --> 00:57:52,603
COULD DO TO STOP
THIS EVIL PLAN?

1372
00:57:52,670 --> 00:57:56,340
YOU KNOW, HYPOTHETICALLY
SPEAKING, THAT IS.

1373
00:57:56,406 --> 00:57:58,042
AND WHO ARE YOU?

1374
00:57:58,108 --> 00:58:01,345
WHO AM I? WHO AM I?

1375
00:58:01,411 --> 00:58:05,049
A BAD, BOOTY-SHAKING,
PICKINOSIS.

1376
00:58:05,115 --> 00:58:06,684
YEAH, THAT'S WHO I AM.

1377
00:58:06,751 --> 00:58:07,818
I NEVER HEARD OF YOU.

1378
00:58:07,885 --> 00:58:09,520
THAT'S 'CAUSE
YOU JUST GOT HERE.

1379
00:58:09,587 --> 00:58:11,522
BUT YOU ASK
ANY OF THESE SUCKERS

1380
00:58:11,589 --> 00:58:12,923
WHEN IT COMES
TO ILLING,

1381
00:58:12,990 --> 00:58:15,325
BAD, BOOTY-SHAKING
PICKINOSIS

1382
00:58:15,392 --> 00:58:17,027
STANDS ABOVE
ALL THE REST.

1383
00:58:17,094 --> 00:58:19,263
OW. THAT HURTS.

1384
00:58:19,329 --> 00:58:20,330
AAH!

1385
00:58:20,397 --> 00:58:21,599
HEY, THAT AIN'T NO GERM!

1386
00:58:21,666 --> 00:58:24,201
THAT'S A COP!

1387
00:58:24,268 --> 00:58:26,571
WELL, WHAT DO WE
HAVE HERE?

1388
00:58:26,637 --> 00:58:30,174
AN OFFICER
OF FRANK'S FINEST.

1389
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:31,842
SOMEBODY LAY DOWN A TOWEL.

1390
00:58:31,909 --> 00:58:34,779
THIS IS GONNA BE MESSY...

1391
00:58:35,913 --> 00:58:38,348
ATTENTION, GERMS.
YOU ARE SURROUNDED.

1392
00:58:38,415 --> 00:58:39,950
* UH-HUH, UH-HUH

1393
00:58:40,017 --> 00:58:41,986
* UH-HUH, UH-HUH,
SURROUNDED *

1394
00:58:42,052 --> 00:58:43,888
YO, HAMMER,
YOU CAN STOP DANCING.

1395
00:58:43,954 --> 00:58:45,856
* MM-HMM, MM-HMM, MM-HMM

1396
00:58:45,923 --> 00:58:46,891
OH.

1397
00:58:46,957 --> 00:58:48,225
HOO!

1398
00:58:48,292 --> 00:58:49,359
AAH!

1399
00:58:49,426 --> 00:58:50,561
AAH...JEEZ!

1400
00:58:50,628 --> 00:58:52,229
WHAT KEPT YOU?

1401
00:58:52,296 --> 00:58:54,131
[CHATTERS, GASPS]

1402
00:58:54,198 --> 00:58:55,766
MUERTE ROJO.

1403
00:58:55,833 --> 00:58:58,268
AAH! YOU'RE GONNA HURT ME!
LET ME OUT OF HERE!

1404
00:58:58,335 --> 00:59:00,137
I JUST WANT YOU TO LIFT
THIS RESTRAINING ORDER

1405
00:59:00,204 --> 00:59:01,105
FOR THIS WEEKEND,

1406
00:59:01,171 --> 00:59:03,908
SO I CAN DO THIS
FATHER/DAUGHTER TRIP.

1407
00:59:03,974 --> 00:59:06,911
THE ANSWER IS NO,
MR. DETORRI.

1408
00:59:06,977 --> 00:59:08,145
PLEASE?

1409
00:59:10,447 --> 00:59:12,282
THINK ABOUT IT
OVERNIGHT.

1410
00:59:14,418 --> 00:59:17,221
IT WOULD MAKE A LITTLE GIRL

1411
00:59:17,287 --> 00:59:19,189
VERY HAPPY.

1412
00:59:21,992 --> 00:59:24,294
Drix: ONLY FOR USE
AGAINST THE MOST STUBBORN

1413
00:59:24,361 --> 00:59:25,429
COLD SYMPTOMS.

1414
00:59:25,495 --> 00:59:27,231
[ALL MURMUR]

1415
00:59:27,297 --> 00:59:29,366
DARN CHILD-PROOF CAPS...

1416
00:59:29,433 --> 00:59:30,400
GET HIM!

1417
00:59:30,467 --> 00:59:31,468
All: BLAH!

1418
00:59:31,535 --> 00:59:33,203
AAH!

1419
00:59:35,072 --> 00:59:36,240
OOH-AH!

1420
00:59:36,306 --> 00:59:38,275
WHOO-WHOO-WHOO-WHOO--

1421
00:59:38,342 --> 00:59:40,745
OOH! WHY YOU HIT SO HARD?

1422
00:59:42,212 --> 00:59:44,148
UH...UHH!

1423
00:59:44,214 --> 00:59:45,950
[BLABBERS]

1424
00:59:46,016 --> 00:59:46,951
DANG IT, DRIX.

1425
00:59:47,017 --> 00:59:49,186
I COULD USE
A LITTLE HELP HERE!

1426
00:59:49,253 --> 00:59:50,955
GIVE ME THAT THING!

1427
00:59:51,021 --> 00:59:52,422
OH!

1428
00:59:52,489 --> 00:59:54,224
[ALL GASP]

1429
00:59:57,561 --> 01:00:00,264
OH, NO. NOT AGAIN.

1430
01:00:00,330 --> 01:00:01,999
WAH!

1431
01:00:09,106 --> 01:00:12,176
YOU HAVE SOMETHING
WHITE ON YOUR LIPS.

1432
01:00:13,543 --> 01:00:15,145
OTHER SIDE.

1433
01:00:16,380 --> 01:00:17,447
UH-OH.

1434
01:00:17,514 --> 01:00:20,017
OHH...OOH!

1435
01:00:21,485 --> 01:00:23,020
GET OUT!

1436
01:00:23,087 --> 01:00:24,221
OUT!

1437
01:00:24,288 --> 01:00:26,456
THE ANSWER IS NO!

1438
01:00:26,523 --> 01:00:28,192
ABSOLUTELY NOT!

1439
01:00:31,696 --> 01:00:34,431
[GRUNTS]

1440
01:00:34,498 --> 01:00:35,833
BRR!

1441
01:00:35,900 --> 01:00:39,303
THANKS. YOU SAVED
MY CYTOPLASM IN THERE.

1442
01:00:41,939 --> 01:00:45,509
MR. THRAX HAS LEFT
THE BUILDING!

1443
01:00:45,575 --> 01:00:47,878
MY NAME IS WHAT?
MY NAME IS WHO?

1444
01:00:47,945 --> 01:00:48,879
JONES!

1445
01:00:48,946 --> 01:00:51,415
MY NAME IS AH!
OSMOSIS JONES!

1446
01:00:51,481 --> 01:00:52,817
NOW LET'S CALL IN
FOR A SCAB

1447
01:00:52,883 --> 01:00:54,885
AND GET BACK
TO THE PRECINCT.

1448
01:00:58,723 --> 01:01:01,859
Chief: JONES,
IN MY OFFICE.

1449
01:01:01,926 --> 01:01:03,593
HEY, HEY! WHO DIED?

1450
01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:05,129
OTHER THAN THRAX,
THAT IS.

1451
01:01:05,195 --> 01:01:07,631
BRANDY! I MEAN, LEAH!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

1452
01:01:07,698 --> 01:01:09,533
YOU REALLY DID IT
NOW, JONES.

1453
01:01:09,599 --> 01:01:11,401
MR. MAYOR, I DIDN'T
SEE YOU BACK THERE.

1454
01:01:11,468 --> 01:01:14,204
DISREGARDING ORDERS,
DESTRUCTION OF PUBLIC FLESH.

1455
01:01:14,271 --> 01:01:16,673
POPPING A PIMPLE
WITHOUT A PERMIT!

1456
01:01:16,741 --> 01:01:18,242
WHAT THE HECK
WERE YOU DOING UP THERE?

1457
01:01:18,308 --> 01:01:19,476
WHAT WAS I DOING?

1458
01:01:19,543 --> 01:01:20,878
I WAS PROMOTING
GOOD HEATH, SIR.

1459
01:01:20,945 --> 01:01:23,547
OH, IS THAT
WHAT YOU CALL IT?

1460
01:01:23,613 --> 01:01:25,049
SIR, HE WAS
A LETHAL VIRUS.

1461
01:01:25,115 --> 01:01:26,316
IF WE HADN'T
STOPPED HIM--

1462
01:01:26,383 --> 01:01:28,685
WE'D BE FRIED EGGS
OFF OF FRANK'S DEAD BUTT!

1463
01:01:28,753 --> 01:01:30,187
WATCH YOUR MOUTH, KID.
TALK LIKE THAT

1464
01:01:30,254 --> 01:01:31,321
COULD CAUSE A PANIC.

1465
01:01:31,388 --> 01:01:33,123
AT LEAST THAT WOULD
START PEOPLE THINKING

1466
01:01:33,190 --> 01:01:35,225
ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON
IN THIS BODY,

1467
01:01:35,292 --> 01:01:36,827
INSTEAD OF THINKING
ABOUT SOME STUPID TRIP!

1468
01:01:36,894 --> 01:01:38,996
OK, JONES. YOU WANT US
TO START THINKING?

1469
01:01:39,063 --> 01:01:41,231
WELL, HERE'S A THOUGHT.

1470
01:01:41,298 --> 01:01:42,900
YOU'RE FIRED!

1471
01:01:42,967 --> 01:01:43,934
UH, SIR--
MR. MAYOR--

1472
01:01:44,001 --> 01:01:46,503
I'LL NEED
YOUR BADGE, MISTER.

1473
01:01:46,570 --> 01:01:48,272
FIGURES.

1474
01:01:48,338 --> 01:01:52,777
I FINALLY DO SOMETHING RIGHT
FOR FRANK, AND I GET FIRED.

1475
01:01:52,843 --> 01:01:54,444
OSMOSIS...

1476
01:01:54,511 --> 01:01:56,013
PLEASE. WITHOUT JONES,

1477
01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:57,848
FRANK COULD HAVE BEEN
IN MORTAL DANGER.

1478
01:01:57,915 --> 01:02:00,317
OH, MORTAL DANGER, HMM?

1479
01:02:00,384 --> 01:02:02,853
YOU'D LOVE TO PROVE THAT,
WOULDN'T YOU, MR. DRIXENOL?

1480
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:04,221
GET YOUR NAME WRITTEN UP

1481
01:02:04,288 --> 01:02:06,390
IN THE NEW ENGLAND
JOURNAL OF MEDICINE.

1482
01:02:06,456 --> 01:02:09,827
SON, DO ME A FAVOR AND READ
WHAT IT SAYS ON YOUR ARM?

1483
01:02:09,894 --> 01:02:11,728
"FOR THE TEMPORARY
RELIEF

1484
01:02:11,796 --> 01:02:13,297
OF SYMPTOMS
ASSOCIATED WITH--"

1485
01:02:13,363 --> 01:02:16,166
EXACTLY. TEMPORARY.

1486
01:02:16,233 --> 01:02:18,402
YOU'RE NOTHING
BUT A WANNABE, A PLACEBO,

1487
01:02:18,468 --> 01:02:19,970
A GENERIC BRAND,
MARKED DOWN,

1488
01:02:20,037 --> 01:02:22,606
OVER-THE-COUNTER,
USELESS TIC TAC.

1489
01:02:22,672 --> 01:02:23,740
[GASPS]

1490
01:02:23,808 --> 01:02:26,076
NOW, GET OUT OF MY BODY!

1491
01:02:26,143 --> 01:02:28,145
[SIREN]

1492
01:02:29,479 --> 01:02:32,316
TV announcer: IT APPEARS
THAT CONTINUING COLD SYMPTOMS,

1493
01:02:32,382 --> 01:02:33,383
WHILE ANNOYING,

1494
01:02:33,450 --> 01:02:36,053
WILL NOT DERAIL PLANS
FOR THE UPCOMING TRIP

1495
01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:38,255
TO THE ANNUAL BUFFALO
CHICKEN WING FESTIVAL.

1496
01:02:38,322 --> 01:02:41,325
HA HA HA HA HA HA!

1497
01:02:41,391 --> 01:02:42,359
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

1498
01:02:42,426 --> 01:02:43,427
I DON'T KNOW.

1499
01:02:43,493 --> 01:02:45,129
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

1500
01:02:45,195 --> 01:02:47,631
THEY'RE MAKING THIS
TOO EASY.

1501
01:02:47,697 --> 01:02:49,934
HA HA HA HA HA HA!

1502
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,036
YOU KNOW, IN ALL
THE BODIES I'VE BEEN IN,

1503
01:02:52,102 --> 01:02:53,904
NO ONE HAS EVER
GOTTEN WISE TO ME.

1504
01:02:53,971 --> 01:02:55,973
AND NOW, FOR THE FIRST TIME,

1505
01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:59,509
AN IMMUNITY CELL
HAS FIGURED OUT EVERYTHING,

1506
01:02:59,576 --> 01:03:01,611
AND THEY DON'T BELIEVE HIM.

1507
01:03:01,678 --> 01:03:04,514
[ALL LAUGH]

1508
01:03:04,581 --> 01:03:06,616
CAN YOU TASTE
THE IRONY IN THAT?

1509
01:03:06,683 --> 01:03:09,319
[ALL LAUGH]

1510
01:03:09,386 --> 01:03:10,687
SHUT UP!

1511
01:03:10,754 --> 01:03:12,289
WHAT ARE YOU TWO
LAUGHING AT?

1512
01:03:12,356 --> 01:03:15,860
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT,
WE'RE BACK ON SCHEDULE.

1513
01:03:15,926 --> 01:03:18,762
BUT BOSS, WE'RE
THE ONLY ONES LEFT.

1514
01:03:18,829 --> 01:03:21,932
MAYBE WE SHOULD
INCUBATE FOR A WHILE?

1515
01:03:23,433 --> 01:03:24,801
YOU INCUBATE.

1516
01:03:24,869 --> 01:03:26,770
I SAID 48 HOURS,
I'M GONNA MAKE MY DEADLINE.

1517
01:03:26,837 --> 01:03:28,072
OHH...OHH...

1518
01:03:29,439 --> 01:03:32,409
MEDICAL BOOKS AREN'T
WRITTEN ABOUT LOSERS!

1519
01:03:38,782 --> 01:03:39,984
I'M NOT GOING.

1520
01:03:40,050 --> 01:03:42,686
YOU'RE NOT
GOING WHERE, HON?

1521
01:03:42,752 --> 01:03:44,654
TO BUFFALO.

1522
01:03:44,721 --> 01:03:47,091
I'M NOT GOING.

1523
01:03:48,092 --> 01:03:49,960
HONEY, I'M--
WE'RE ALL PACKED.

1524
01:03:50,027 --> 01:03:53,730
BUFFALO'S GONNA
BE A BLAST.

1525
01:03:53,797 --> 01:03:56,466
I'M GOING CAMPING
WITH MY FRIENDS.

1526
01:03:56,533 --> 01:03:58,535
YOU'RE WELCOME
TO JOIN US.

1527
01:03:58,602 --> 01:04:01,005
WELL, I DON'T THINK--

1528
01:04:01,071 --> 01:04:02,539
I'D REALLY LIKE YOU TO COME.

1529
01:04:02,606 --> 01:04:05,509
NO. NO, NO.
NO, NO, NO, I--

1530
01:04:05,575 --> 01:04:07,844
YOU DON'T WANT ME
HUFFING AND PUFFING AFTER YOU.

1531
01:04:07,912 --> 01:04:10,347
IF YOU WANT TO GO CAMPING,
OK, I'LL--

1532
01:04:10,414 --> 01:04:12,582
I KNOW I CAN GET UNCLE BOB
TO GO WITH ME TO BUFFALO.

1533
01:04:14,384 --> 01:04:15,685
[SIGHS]

1534
01:04:15,752 --> 01:04:18,555
I'M TIRED OF THIS.
IT'S NOT FAIR.

1535
01:04:18,622 --> 01:04:19,789
I GO WHERE YOU
WANT TO GO,

1536
01:04:19,856 --> 01:04:21,258
I EAT WHAT YOU
WANT TO EAT.

1537
01:04:21,325 --> 01:04:24,061
DON'T YOU EVER THINK ABOUT
ANYONE OTHER THAN YOURSELF?

1538
01:04:24,128 --> 01:04:27,464
I THINK ABOUT YOU
ALL THE TIME.

1539
01:04:27,531 --> 01:04:29,066
WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT ME
WHEN YOU PACKED ME

1540
01:04:29,133 --> 01:04:31,068
A FRIED SLIM JIM SANDWICH
FOR LUNCH?

1541
01:04:31,135 --> 01:04:35,372
YEAH.
IT WAS A TURKEY SLIM JIM.

1542
01:04:35,439 --> 01:04:38,642
YOU KNOW, DAD...

1543
01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:40,577
MAYBE IF YOU AND MOM

1544
01:04:40,644 --> 01:04:42,146
LISTENED TO ME
A LITTLE MORE,

1545
01:04:42,212 --> 01:04:44,915
AND TOOK BETTER CARE
OF YOURSELVES,

1546
01:04:44,982 --> 01:04:47,184
MAYBE SHE'D STILL BE HERE.

1547
01:04:48,919 --> 01:04:50,720
WILL YOU KNOCK OFF
THAT HAMBURGER TALK?

1548
01:04:50,787 --> 01:04:53,890
COME HERE, HONEY. HEY...

1549
01:04:55,926 --> 01:04:59,029
YOUR MOM DIED...

1550
01:04:59,096 --> 01:05:01,999
BECAUSE SHE GOT SICK.

1551
01:05:02,066 --> 01:05:03,800
AND HOW DO YOU THINK
YOU GET SICK?

1552
01:05:03,867 --> 01:05:06,836
GERMS.

1553
01:05:06,903 --> 01:05:08,638
IT'S THE WAY YOU EAT.

1554
01:05:08,705 --> 01:05:09,739
[BELCHES]

1555
01:05:09,806 --> 01:05:11,041
[SIGHS]

1556
01:05:35,632 --> 01:05:37,501
[SQUEAK TOY]

1557
01:05:39,036 --> 01:05:41,005
[SIGHS]

1558
01:05:46,710 --> 01:05:47,811
WHO'S THAT?

1559
01:05:47,877 --> 01:05:49,746
DID YOU KNOW
MY GREAT-GREAT-GRANDPAPPY

1560
01:05:49,813 --> 01:05:51,181
FOUGHT THE MEASLES?

1561
01:05:51,248 --> 01:05:53,283
YEP. THERE'S BEEN
A JONES ON THE FORCE

1562
01:05:53,350 --> 01:05:55,152
EVER SINCE
MY ANCESTORS CAME OVER

1563
01:05:55,219 --> 01:05:57,021
ON THE UMBILICAL CORD.

1564
01:05:57,087 --> 01:05:59,356
UNTIL NOW, THAT IS.

1565
01:05:59,423 --> 01:06:03,127
Guard: ALL RIGHT, LADIES.
WRAP IT UP NOW.

1566
01:06:03,994 --> 01:06:05,795
[SIGHS]

1567
01:06:05,862 --> 01:06:08,065
WELL, I, UH...

1568
01:06:08,132 --> 01:06:09,566
I GUESS I SHOULD
GET GOING.

1569
01:06:09,633 --> 01:06:12,236
WOULDN'T WANT FRANK
TO BUILD UP AN IMMUNITY TO ME.

1570
01:06:12,302 --> 01:06:14,504
WHO KNOWS? MAYBE NEXT TIME
HE TAKES DRIXINOL

1571
01:06:14,571 --> 01:06:17,107
IT'LL BE ABLE
TO DO HIM SOME GOOD.

1572
01:06:18,875 --> 01:06:19,943
GOOD-BYE, DRIPS.

1573
01:06:20,010 --> 01:06:21,745
THAT'S DRIX.

1574
01:06:21,811 --> 01:06:23,480
WHATEVER.

1575
01:06:28,918 --> 01:06:30,220
* ONE TIME,
BLOWING MY MIND *

1576
01:06:30,287 --> 01:06:31,988
* BUT DON'T YOU
DECLINE A DIME *

1577
01:06:32,056 --> 01:06:33,023
* BABY BE MINE

1578
01:06:33,090 --> 01:06:35,892
* CRAIG DAVID

1579
01:06:35,959 --> 01:06:38,328
* IT'S ANOTHER ONE
THAT YOU CALL, YEAH *

1580
01:06:38,395 --> 01:06:41,865
* LONELY HOURS,
LONELY DAYS *

1581
01:06:41,931 --> 01:06:43,167
* YEAH

1582
01:06:43,233 --> 01:06:47,871
* NEVER MEANT
TO DRIVE YOU AWAY *

1583
01:06:47,937 --> 01:06:49,906
* UH-HUH

1584
01:06:49,973 --> 01:06:52,876
* I SHOULD HAVE
LISTENED TO YOU, LADY *

1585
01:06:52,942 --> 01:06:55,112
* AND WHAT YOU HAD TO SAY

1586
01:06:55,179 --> 01:06:58,448
* IF ONLY, YEAH

1587
01:06:58,515 --> 01:07:00,850
* I NEVER KNEW HOW MUCH
YOU KICK SOMEBODY *

1588
01:07:00,917 --> 01:07:03,120
* AFTER YOU...OH, OH

1589
01:07:03,187 --> 01:07:04,354
* THAT'S RIGHT

1590
01:07:04,421 --> 01:07:05,655
* WHEN YOU FIND OUT
THAT YOU SHOULD *

1591
01:07:05,722 --> 01:07:07,991
* LET YOUR FEELING SHOW,
FEELING SHOW *

1592
01:07:08,058 --> 01:07:09,459
* YEAH

1593
01:07:09,526 --> 01:07:12,729
* AND EVEN THOUGH
I'VE DONE YOU SO WRONG *

1594
01:07:12,796 --> 01:07:15,265
* DON'T YOU KNOW

1595
01:07:15,332 --> 01:07:19,103
* LIKE I KNOW, BABY

1596
01:07:19,169 --> 01:07:20,804
ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE.

1597
01:07:20,870 --> 01:07:21,871
LET'S GET STARTED.

1598
01:07:21,938 --> 01:07:23,273
I DON'T NEED
TO REMIND ANYONE

1599
01:07:23,340 --> 01:07:26,776
THAT TODAY IS OUR TRIP
TO BUFFALO, NEW YORK.

1600
01:07:26,843 --> 01:07:28,745
FRANK WILL BE UP
IN 20 MINUTES.

1601
01:07:28,812 --> 01:07:32,015
I DON'T WANT HIM SO MUCH
AS LOSING AN EYELASH,

1602
01:07:32,082 --> 01:07:34,784
STUBBING HIS TOE TODAY.

1603
01:07:34,851 --> 01:07:37,854
* STARTING OVER

1604
01:07:37,921 --> 01:07:39,156
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
WOULD YOU LIKE

1605
01:07:39,223 --> 01:07:40,290
TO SEE A FREE
SCREENING?

1606
01:07:40,357 --> 01:07:41,425
WE'VE GOT
A LIVE FEED HERE

1607
01:07:41,491 --> 01:07:42,626
BROADCASTING DREAMS
ALL THE WAY

1608
01:07:42,692 --> 01:07:44,794
FROM THE SUBCONSCIOUS
IN THE BRAIN.

1609
01:07:50,300 --> 01:07:54,571
* YOU SEE, YOU GOT THE KEY
TO MY HEART *

1610
01:07:54,638 --> 01:07:57,674
Mrs. Boyd: YOU GET BACK
TO WORK RIGHT NOW.

1611
01:08:06,049 --> 01:08:08,718
MMM.

1612
01:08:08,785 --> 01:08:12,522
THAT'S RIGHT, BIG BOY.
YOU KEEP ON DREAMING.

1613
01:08:12,589 --> 01:08:15,492
AT LEAST YOU GOT
YOUR HEALTH.

1614
01:08:16,826 --> 01:08:19,396
98.6.

1615
01:08:19,463 --> 01:08:22,999
98.6.

1616
01:08:23,066 --> 01:08:24,534
98.6.

1617
01:08:24,601 --> 01:08:26,603
A-HA! PERFECT.

1618
01:08:28,104 --> 01:08:29,439
[THRAX SLICES
THROUGH DOOR]

1619
01:08:29,506 --> 01:08:31,575
UH, YOU CAN'T
COME IN HERE.

1620
01:08:31,641 --> 01:08:32,776
HEH HEH HEH!

1621
01:08:32,842 --> 01:08:34,711
AAH!

1622
01:08:37,247 --> 01:08:39,048
Hypothalamus Cell:
NO! NO! AAH!

1623
01:08:39,115 --> 01:08:41,185
[HUMMING]

1624
01:08:41,251 --> 01:08:44,588
BABY, YOU ARE
LOOKING FINE TODAY.

1625
01:08:50,059 --> 01:08:54,298
MMM...YES.

1626
01:08:56,032 --> 01:08:58,101
OOH, YEAH!

1627
01:08:58,168 --> 01:09:01,171
HEH HEH HEH!

1628
01:09:01,238 --> 01:09:04,908
HEH HEH HEH!

1629
01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:07,544
HA HA HA!

1630
01:09:07,611 --> 01:09:09,913
AND DON'T FORGET
THAT DONUT SEAT CUSHION

1631
01:09:09,979 --> 01:09:11,181
WE TAKE
TO THE FOOTBALL GAMES.

1632
01:09:11,248 --> 01:09:13,016
I DON'T WANT THE VOTERS
IN THE HEMORRHOIDS

1633
01:09:13,082 --> 01:09:15,151
HAVING ANYTHING
TO COMPLAIN ABOUT.

1634
01:09:15,219 --> 01:09:16,386
SIR,
SOMETHING FREAKY

1635
01:09:16,453 --> 01:09:17,721
IS GOING ON
WITH THE WEATHER.

1636
01:09:17,787 --> 01:09:19,923
WE'RE PROBABLY DRINKING
SOME HOT COFFEE.

1637
01:09:19,989 --> 01:09:21,191
SIR, LOOK AT THE MAP.

1638
01:09:21,258 --> 01:09:22,592
WHAT IS JONES IS RIGHT?

1639
01:09:22,659 --> 01:09:25,229
JONES? HA HA HA!

1640
01:09:25,295 --> 01:09:27,697
FUNNY, FUNNY--OHH!

1641
01:09:27,764 --> 01:09:30,033
YOU CARE MORE ABOUT
YOUR STUPID RE-ELECTION

1642
01:09:30,099 --> 01:09:32,469
THAN YOU CARE
ABOUT ALL OUR LIVES.

1643
01:09:32,536 --> 01:09:34,070
SOMETHING'S GOING ON,
AND I'M GOING

1644
01:09:34,137 --> 01:09:35,439
TO THE HYPOTHALAMUS
TO CHECK IT OUT.

1645
01:09:35,505 --> 01:09:37,274
HYPO-WHO-DE-WHAT-IS-THIS?

1646
01:09:37,341 --> 01:09:40,510
LEAH, WAIT! WHO'S GOING
TO ANSWER THE PHONES?

1647
01:09:47,684 --> 01:09:49,719
[GASP]

1648
01:09:51,255 --> 01:09:53,022
Dispatcher:
ALL UNITS BE ADVISED.

1649
01:09:53,089 --> 01:09:55,325
WE HAVE A BREAK-IN.

1650
01:09:59,996 --> 01:10:02,799
SARGE?

1651
01:10:02,866 --> 01:10:03,967
NAH.

1652
01:10:04,033 --> 01:10:06,436
NOTHING DOWN THERE
BUT BAD DREAMS.

1653
01:10:06,503 --> 01:10:10,340
[VOICES OVERLAPPING
AND ECHOING]

1654
01:10:11,107 --> 01:10:14,511
HUH? WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT.

1655
01:10:14,578 --> 01:10:15,779
Mrs. Boyd: OR MAYBE
SHANE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW

1656
01:10:15,845 --> 01:10:18,682
ABOUT THE 200-YARD
RESTRAINING ORDER...

1657
01:10:21,251 --> 01:10:23,186
Shane: MAYBE
IF YOU AND MOM

1658
01:10:23,253 --> 01:10:24,588
LISTENED TO ME
A LITTLE MORE,

1659
01:10:24,654 --> 01:10:27,324
AND TOOK BETTER CARE
OF YOURSELVES,

1660
01:10:27,391 --> 01:10:29,726
MAYBE SHE'D
STILL BE HERE.

1661
01:10:29,793 --> 01:10:32,862
Zoo Superintendent:
NOW GET OUT OF HERE!

1662
01:10:32,929 --> 01:10:34,264
Mrs. Boyd:
GET OUT! EWW!

1663
01:10:34,331 --> 01:10:37,000
NO...UM...

1664
01:10:37,066 --> 01:10:38,435
YOU GET BACK
TO WORK RIGHT NOW.

1665
01:10:38,502 --> 01:10:39,736
HUH?

1666
01:10:41,971 --> 01:10:44,474
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?

1667
01:10:44,541 --> 01:10:48,812
FRANCIS DETORRI,
YOU STAND UP RIGHT NOW!

1668
01:10:48,878 --> 01:10:51,415
[KIDS LAUGHING]

1669
01:10:51,481 --> 01:10:52,816
THRAX IS ALIVE!

1670
01:10:52,882 --> 01:10:54,484
THRAX IS ALIVE
AND HE'S IN THE BRAIN!

1671
01:10:54,551 --> 01:10:57,421
Cell: OH, GREAT, PAL!
SPOIL THE ENDING!

1672
01:10:57,487 --> 01:10:58,822
HEY, BUDDY,
WHAT TEMPERATURE YOU GOT?

1673
01:10:58,888 --> 01:11:01,090
98.6. WAIT A MINUTE, IS
THIS THING BROKEN AGAIN?

1674
01:11:01,157 --> 01:11:03,793
DRIX!

1675
01:11:03,860 --> 01:11:06,162
YOU GET THOSE SKID MARKS
OUT OF MY CLASS, MISTER!

1676
01:11:06,229 --> 01:11:08,197
OUT THE DOOR,
OUT THE DOOR,

1677
01:11:08,264 --> 01:11:10,334
OUT THE DOOR!

1678
01:11:31,521 --> 01:11:33,923
WHEW! THIS CAT WAS SICK

1679
01:11:33,990 --> 01:11:36,526
BEFORE I EVEN GOT HERE.

1680
01:11:37,994 --> 01:11:42,098
Announcer: NOW BOARDING!
THE 9:37 WITH NON-STOP...

1681
01:11:42,165 --> 01:11:44,601
TICKETS, PLEASE.

1682
01:11:50,039 --> 01:11:52,141
KEEP IT MOVING,
LET'S GO.

1683
01:11:52,208 --> 01:11:54,277
Osmosis: DRIX!
YO, DRIX!

1684
01:11:54,344 --> 01:11:55,512
JONES?

1685
01:11:55,579 --> 01:11:57,146
GET YOUR TIME-RELEASE
BUTT OFF THIS BOAT.

1686
01:11:57,213 --> 01:11:59,416
THRAX IS ALIVE.
COME ON, LET'S GO.

1687
01:11:59,483 --> 01:12:02,185
I'M SORRY, OSMOSIS,
I CAN'T HELP YOU.

1688
01:12:02,251 --> 01:12:03,319
EXCUSE ME?

1689
01:12:03,387 --> 01:12:05,088
I WASN'T DESIGNED
TO COMBAT A VIRUS.

1690
01:12:05,154 --> 01:12:06,456
READ MY LABEL.

1691
01:12:06,523 --> 01:12:08,892
YOU GOTTA LEARN TO THINK
OUTSIDE THE PILLBOX, MAN.

1692
01:12:08,958 --> 01:12:10,594
Conductor: COME ON,
KEEP IT MOVING.

1693
01:12:10,660 --> 01:12:13,430
I'VE KNOWN SUGAR PILLS
WHO'VE CURED CANCER

1694
01:12:13,497 --> 01:12:15,432
JUST BECAUSE THEY BELIEVED
THEY COULD.

1695
01:12:15,499 --> 01:12:18,435
OH, I DON'T KNOW, OZZY.
LOOK AT ME.

1696
01:12:18,502 --> 01:12:21,037
I'M CHERRY FLAVORED.

1697
01:12:21,104 --> 01:12:23,407
[HORN BLOWS]

1698
01:12:23,473 --> 01:12:26,376
HEY, PAL,
YOU ON OR OFF?

1699
01:12:26,443 --> 01:12:29,379
FINE. FLUSH YOUR LIFE
DOWN THE TOILET.

1700
01:12:29,446 --> 01:12:30,514
THE ZIPPER'S DOWN.

1701
01:12:30,580 --> 01:12:33,617
ALL ASHORE THAT'S
GOING ASHORE.

1702
01:12:34,851 --> 01:12:37,454
Frank: OHH.

1703
01:12:43,226 --> 01:12:44,694
Drix: JONES...

1704
01:12:44,761 --> 01:12:47,797
YOU REALLY KNOW A SUGAR PILL
WHO CURED CANCER?

1705
01:12:47,864 --> 01:12:48,865
NAH.

1706
01:12:48,932 --> 01:12:51,100
BUT IT MAKES FOR A GOOD
PEP TALK, DON'T IT?

1707
01:12:52,702 --> 01:12:55,038
Drix: LET'S GO
CATCH A COLD.

1708
01:12:57,674 --> 01:13:01,611
HEY, SHANE, HOW ABOUT
A HUG FOR YOUR UNCLE BOB?

1709
01:13:01,678 --> 01:13:05,482
OK, NICE TALKING
TO YOU, TOO.

1710
01:13:05,549 --> 01:13:06,950
HEY, MUSCLES!

1711
01:13:07,016 --> 01:13:08,618
[FRANK BURPS]

1712
01:13:08,685 --> 01:13:09,886
YOU DON'T
LOOK SO GOOD.

1713
01:13:09,953 --> 01:13:11,688
I FEEL A LITTLE FLUEY.

1714
01:13:11,755 --> 01:13:13,289
YOU KNOW
WHAT THEY SAY.

1715
01:13:13,356 --> 01:13:15,058
STARVE A COLD...

1716
01:13:15,124 --> 01:13:17,026
DROWN THE FLU.
THERE YOU GO.

1717
01:13:17,093 --> 01:13:18,294
YOUR BODY NEEDS
FLUIDS NOW

1718
01:13:18,361 --> 01:13:20,029
AND LOTS OF THEM.

1719
01:13:20,096 --> 01:13:21,565
IS BEER FLUID?

1720
01:13:21,631 --> 01:13:22,966
OH, OF COURSE
IT'S FLUID.

1721
01:13:23,032 --> 01:13:26,369
WHAT ABOUT ALL THAT
WET STUFF IN IT?

1722
01:13:26,436 --> 01:13:27,571
I THOUGHT
THAT WAS THE BEER.

1723
01:13:27,637 --> 01:13:29,639
OH, COME ON, NO,
FINISH THAT UP.

1724
01:13:29,706 --> 01:13:30,840
COME ON, WE WANT
TO GET BETTER.

1725
01:13:30,907 --> 01:13:33,443
COME ON, THERE
WE GO, THAT'S IT.

1726
01:13:33,510 --> 01:13:36,245
THAT'S MY GOOD
WASHBOARD-TUMMY GUY!

1727
01:13:36,312 --> 01:13:38,381
THERE YOU GO!

1728
01:13:38,448 --> 01:13:41,117
THIS IS IT. MEN,
GO, GO, GO, GO!

1729
01:13:41,184 --> 01:13:43,119
AAH!

1730
01:13:43,186 --> 01:13:46,289
HI, BABY.

1731
01:13:46,355 --> 01:13:47,724
WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR? SHOOT HIM!

1732
01:13:47,791 --> 01:13:50,426
IF YOU FOLLOW ME,
SHE DIES!

1733
01:13:50,494 --> 01:13:51,861
LET HER GO! FREEZE!

1734
01:13:59,002 --> 01:14:00,904
HEY, THIS AIN'T NO TIME
TO GET CARSICK.

1735
01:14:00,970 --> 01:14:03,339
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
I'M ONE-EIGHTH DRAMAMINE.

1736
01:14:03,406 --> 01:14:06,476
IT'S JUST
THIS DARN HEAT. AY!

1737
01:14:06,543 --> 01:14:08,745
JUST AS LONG AS IT
DON'T HIT 108 DEGREES,

1738
01:14:08,812 --> 01:14:10,847
OR FRANK'S DAUGHTER'S
AN ORPHAN.

1739
01:14:15,418 --> 01:14:18,354
HEY, SHANE, LOOK
WHAT I BROUGHT FOR YOU.

1740
01:14:18,421 --> 01:14:20,156
THEY'RE FALSE EYELASHES.

1741
01:14:20,223 --> 01:14:21,991
WHATEVER.

1742
01:14:26,429 --> 01:14:28,131
JUST CLOSE YOUR EYE.

1743
01:14:30,033 --> 01:14:32,769
THERE YOU GO. YOU LOOK
GOOD WITH FALSIES.

1744
01:14:33,503 --> 01:14:35,939
AAH!

1745
01:14:37,373 --> 01:14:38,407
WHAT THE--

1746
01:14:38,474 --> 01:14:40,243
LET ME GO! AAH!

1747
01:14:49,719 --> 01:14:51,387
Bob: OH, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT SHANE.

1748
01:14:51,454 --> 01:14:52,856
SHANE'LL BE FINE.

1749
01:14:52,922 --> 01:14:55,158
WELL, I JUST
WANT TO, YOU KNOW,

1750
01:14:55,224 --> 01:14:56,259
PUT HER AT EASE.

1751
01:14:56,325 --> 01:14:57,326
I DON'T WANT HER
TO WORRY.

1752
01:14:57,393 --> 01:14:58,995
LISTEN...

1753
01:14:59,062 --> 01:15:02,532
WHY DON'T YOU
SIT HER DOWN AND TELL HER

1754
01:15:02,599 --> 01:15:04,668
THAT IF ANYTHING
EVER HAPPENS TO YOU,

1755
01:15:04,734 --> 01:15:07,537
I WILL TAKE CARE
OF HER, OK?

1756
01:15:07,604 --> 01:15:09,539
I WILL RAISE HER,
I WILL NURTURE HER,

1757
01:15:09,606 --> 01:15:11,741
I WILL LOVE HER,
AND THEN WHEN SHE'S 16,

1758
01:15:11,808 --> 01:15:14,077
I'LL BOOT HER
OUT THE DOOR.

1759
01:15:14,143 --> 01:15:15,545
16?

1760
01:15:15,612 --> 01:15:16,813
WELL, YEAH, YOU KNOW,

1761
01:15:16,880 --> 01:15:18,481
I'M NOT GONNA
MOMMY HER FOREVER, OK?

1762
01:15:18,548 --> 01:15:20,249
I MEAN, 16, SURE.

1763
01:15:21,618 --> 01:15:23,920
FRANK,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

1764
01:15:26,990 --> 01:15:28,424
Dispatcher:
ALL UNITS, ALL UNITS,

1765
01:15:28,491 --> 01:15:30,994
HE HAVE A HOSTAGE SITUATION
INVOLVING THE MAYOR'S AIDE.

1766
01:15:31,060 --> 01:15:33,697
OH, NO, LEAH, GIRL,
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

1767
01:15:33,763 --> 01:15:35,965
AND NOW WE GO LIVE
TO A HIGH-SPEED CHASE

1768
01:15:36,032 --> 01:15:38,768
IN THE SUPERIOR
VENA CAVA EXPRESSWAY.

1769
01:15:38,835 --> 01:15:42,071
REPORTS OF A HOSTAGE
ARE CONFIRMED.

1770
01:15:47,611 --> 01:15:49,613
WHOA!

1771
01:15:49,679 --> 01:15:51,114
Officer: LOOK OUT!

1772
01:15:54,450 --> 01:15:55,985
SUSPECT IS HEADING
TOWARDS THE UVULA.

1773
01:15:56,052 --> 01:15:57,721
REPEAT, HEADING
TOWARDS THE UVULA.

1774
01:15:57,787 --> 01:15:59,656
WHAT THE HECK
IS A U-VALA?

1775
01:15:59,723 --> 01:16:00,824
IT'S THAT LITTLE
DANGLY THING

1776
01:16:00,890 --> 01:16:04,694
THAT HANGS DOWN
IN FRANK'S--

1777
01:16:04,761 --> 01:16:05,762
NOT THAT
LITTLE DANGLY THING!

1778
01:16:05,829 --> 01:16:08,197
THE ONE IN HIS THROAT!

1779
01:16:08,264 --> 01:16:10,667
I KNEW THAT,
I KNEW THAT.

1780
01:16:12,702 --> 01:16:16,640
FRANK?
ARE YOU WITH ME?

1781
01:16:16,706 --> 01:16:19,643
FRANK, ARE YOU--FRANK,
ARE YOU WITH ME?

1782
01:16:19,709 --> 01:16:22,846
YES, I FEEL FINE.
SAY IT!

1783
01:16:23,980 --> 01:16:26,149
FRANK, FRANK!
HOLD ON HERE.

1784
01:16:26,215 --> 01:16:27,550
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.

1785
01:16:27,617 --> 01:16:29,252
HEY, YOU'RE GOING
TO THE HOSPITAL.

1786
01:16:29,318 --> 01:16:30,486
THE TRIP IS OFF.

1787
01:16:30,553 --> 01:16:31,587
THE TRIP IS OFF?

1788
01:16:31,655 --> 01:16:35,258
NOOOO!

1789
01:16:38,061 --> 01:16:40,129
SHANE, ISN'T THAT
YOUR DAD?

1790
01:16:43,366 --> 01:16:45,534
Shane: OH, MY GOD.

1791
01:16:45,601 --> 01:16:47,837
STOP THE BUS!

1792
01:16:47,904 --> 01:16:49,172
DAD!

1793
01:16:49,238 --> 01:16:50,974
UNCLE BOB!

1794
01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:51,975
SHANE!

1795
01:16:52,041 --> 01:16:54,443
SHANE, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?

1796
01:16:54,510 --> 01:16:55,578
WHAT HAPPENED?

1797
01:16:55,645 --> 01:16:57,180
IT'S OK,
I'M HER NIECE.

1798
01:16:57,246 --> 01:16:58,381
UM, WELL, HONEY,

1799
01:16:58,447 --> 01:16:59,515
YOUR DADDY'S HAD
A LITTLE ACCIDENT.

1800
01:16:59,582 --> 01:17:00,717
IS HE OK?

1801
01:17:00,784 --> 01:17:02,185
OH, SURE, NO,
HE'S GONNA BE FINE.

1802
01:17:02,251 --> 01:17:05,889
[SOBBING] I HOPE
HE'S GONNA BE OK.

1803
01:17:16,332 --> 01:17:19,335
LET ME GO! HEY, HEY,
WATCH THE HANDS, BUDDY!

1804
01:17:19,402 --> 01:17:21,738
HOLD UP.
PUT ME DOWN!

1805
01:17:21,805 --> 01:17:23,239
A CRITICAL ONE HERE!

1806
01:17:26,943 --> 01:17:29,078
WHAT'S THE STORY
ON THIS ONE?

1807
01:17:29,145 --> 01:17:30,546
Nurse: I DON'T KNOW,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.

1808
01:17:30,613 --> 01:17:31,881
THE GUY'S BURNING UP.

1809
01:17:31,948 --> 01:17:33,683
ALL RIGHT, LET MOVE
ON MY MARK.

1810
01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:36,219
READY, 1, 2...LIFT!

1811
01:17:42,658 --> 01:17:44,761
WHAT IS THAT
NASTY SMELL?

1812
01:17:44,828 --> 01:17:47,296
CHERRY. WILD CHERRY.

1813
01:17:47,363 --> 01:17:48,965
NOW LET HER GO.

1814
01:17:49,933 --> 01:17:53,669
WHY? SO YOU CAN
ICE ME AGAIN?

1815
01:17:53,737 --> 01:17:55,404
NO, SO I CAN!

1816
01:17:57,774 --> 01:18:00,243
VIRUS CON DIOS

1817
01:18:00,309 --> 01:18:02,345
UNH!

1818
01:18:10,586 --> 01:18:12,555
JONES!
OH, THANK FRANK!

1819
01:18:12,621 --> 01:18:13,656
WHAT'S HIS
TEMPERATURE?

1820
01:18:13,723 --> 01:18:15,424
Doctor: 106.2.

1821
01:18:15,491 --> 01:18:16,459
PUT HIM IN ICE!

1822
01:18:16,525 --> 01:18:17,626
LET'S GET
SOME ICE IN HERE!

1823
01:18:17,693 --> 01:18:20,029
WE GOTTA COOL
THIS GUY DOWN.

1824
01:18:20,096 --> 01:18:21,064
GO ON IN.

1825
01:18:21,130 --> 01:18:22,131
Nurse 2: WE NEED SOME
ICE IN HERE!

1826
01:18:22,198 --> 01:18:25,068
Orderly: RIGHT,
I'LL GET IT.

1827
01:18:25,134 --> 01:18:26,335
DADDY?

1828
01:18:26,402 --> 01:18:27,837
MAGGIE.

1829
01:18:27,904 --> 01:18:30,073
NO! NO, DAD,
IT'S ME, SHANE.

1830
01:18:30,139 --> 01:18:33,176
COME OUT, COME OUT,
WHEREVER YOU ARE.

1831
01:18:34,978 --> 01:18:37,180
I AIN'T GOT TIME
FOR THIS.

1832
01:18:39,749 --> 01:18:42,085
HEH HEH HEH! ARGH!

1833
01:18:42,151 --> 01:18:43,953
Chief:
THIS IS FRANK P.D.!

1834
01:18:44,020 --> 01:18:45,755
WE HAVE YOU
SURROUNDED!

1835
01:18:45,822 --> 01:18:47,056
SURRENDER AT ONCE!

1836
01:18:47,123 --> 01:18:49,025
GIVE IT UP, THRAX.
YOU'RE BUSTED.

1837
01:18:49,092 --> 01:18:50,827
HAND OVER THE BRACELET.

1838
01:18:50,894 --> 01:18:53,096
Y'ALL ARE MAKING THIS
TOO EASY. HA HA HA!

1839
01:18:53,162 --> 01:18:55,498
POLLEN?
CHECK THIS OUT.

1840
01:18:55,564 --> 01:18:57,834
OH, NO!

1841
01:18:57,901 --> 01:18:59,335
DEAR MOTHER OF FRANK!

1842
01:19:01,370 --> 01:19:02,939
[FRANK STARTING TO SNEEZE]

1843
01:19:03,006 --> 01:19:06,943
ENJOY THE FUNERAL,
BOYS. HA HA HA!

1844
01:19:08,677 --> 01:19:11,480
AH-CHOO!

1845
01:19:11,547 --> 01:19:12,615
WE'RE DEAD!

1846
01:19:12,681 --> 01:19:13,917
HOW'S YOUR AIM?

1847
01:19:13,983 --> 01:19:15,952
A LOT BETTER
THAN YOURS.

1848
01:19:16,019 --> 01:19:18,287
JONES, WHAT DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE DOING?

1849
01:19:19,122 --> 01:19:22,391
SAVING FRANK.
LET'S DO IT.

1850
01:19:23,359 --> 01:19:24,794
YOU WANT OSMOSIS?

1851
01:19:24,861 --> 01:19:27,196
YOU'VE GOT OSMOSIS.

1852
01:19:33,502 --> 01:19:36,906
WHOOOAAA!

1853
01:19:48,384 --> 01:19:50,453
PLEH! UGH!

1854
01:19:52,688 --> 01:19:54,723
ARGH!

1855
01:19:54,790 --> 01:19:56,893
YOU JUST DON'T KNOW
WHEN TO QUIT,

1856
01:19:56,960 --> 01:19:59,428
DO YOU, JONES?

1857
01:20:16,145 --> 01:20:17,646
YOU KNOW WHAT, JONES?

1858
01:20:17,713 --> 01:20:20,283
YOU WANT
THIS CHAIN SO BAD,

1859
01:20:20,349 --> 01:20:23,887
BIG DADDY THRAX IS
GONNA LET YOU HAVE IT.

1860
01:20:25,054 --> 01:20:26,890
LOOKS GOOD
ON YOU, JONES.

1861
01:20:26,956 --> 01:20:28,724
YOU WEAR IT WELL.

1862
01:20:28,791 --> 01:20:29,993
IT'S A SHAME
YOU HAD TO COME

1863
01:20:30,059 --> 01:20:32,128
THIS FAR FROM HOME
JUST TO DIE.

1864
01:20:32,195 --> 01:20:33,562
AAH!

1865
01:20:40,769 --> 01:20:42,872
[COUGHS]

1866
01:20:46,075 --> 01:20:49,178
HA! WHO'S
THE GERMINATOR NOW?

1867
01:20:50,613 --> 01:20:53,883
[ELASTIC BANDS SNAPPING]

1868
01:20:57,420 --> 01:20:58,421
[HOLLOW ECHO]

1869
01:20:58,487 --> 01:21:01,157
IT'S A FALSIE--OHH!

1870
01:21:04,693 --> 01:21:08,131
CAN YOU FEEL
THE HEAT, JONES?

1871
01:21:08,197 --> 01:21:11,100
HEH HEH HEH! TOO BAD
YOU WON'T BE HERE

1872
01:21:11,167 --> 01:21:12,902
TO SEE ME
BREAK MY RECORD

1873
01:21:12,969 --> 01:21:14,637
WHEN I TAKE DOWN

1874
01:21:14,703 --> 01:21:17,073
FRANK'S PRETTY
LITTLE GIRL.

1875
01:21:17,140 --> 01:21:19,275
SHE AIN'T GOING DOWN.

1876
01:21:19,342 --> 01:21:21,377
HUH?

1877
01:21:21,444 --> 01:21:22,478
YOU ARE.

1878
01:21:22,545 --> 01:21:25,114
WHAT? UNH!

1879
01:21:34,523 --> 01:21:37,026
AAARGH! NOOO!

1880
01:21:46,202 --> 01:21:48,071
WHOA!

1881
01:21:48,137 --> 01:21:51,240
Thrax: AAAAAHHH!

1882
01:22:11,527 --> 01:22:13,162
WE'RE LOSING HIM.

1883
01:22:13,229 --> 01:22:15,931
BREATHE!
COME ON, MAN.

1884
01:22:15,999 --> 01:22:18,901
DADDY! NO, I DON'T
WANT TO LOSE YOU.

1885
01:22:18,968 --> 01:22:20,169
TAKE HER OUTSIDE.

1886
01:22:20,236 --> 01:22:22,371
COME ON, HONEY, THERE'S
NOTHING YOU CAN DO.

1887
01:22:22,438 --> 01:22:26,109
NO, THAT'S MY DAD!
THAT'S MY DAD! DAD!

1888
01:22:26,175 --> 01:22:29,612
HEY, WAIT, WAIT!
WHOA, WHOA! FRANK!

1889
01:22:29,678 --> 01:22:31,280
FRANK!

1890
01:22:37,286 --> 01:22:38,454
THINGS ARE LOOKING GRIM

1891
01:22:38,521 --> 01:22:41,290
AS TEMPERATURES RISE
TO DANGEROUS LEVELS.

1892
01:22:41,357 --> 01:22:44,360
WE HAVE LOST ALL CONTACT
WITH THE OUTER EXTREMITIES.

1893
01:22:44,427 --> 01:22:47,863
NNN WILL STAY ON THE AIR
AS LONG AS POSSIBLE.

1894
01:22:47,930 --> 01:22:49,198
WHEN WE COME BACK,

1895
01:22:49,265 --> 01:22:50,733
ORDINARY HOUSEHOLD
APPLIANCES

1896
01:22:50,799 --> 01:22:53,102
THAT CAN IMPROVE
YOUR GOLF SWING.

1897
01:22:53,169 --> 01:22:55,404
YOU--YOU SILLY TWIT!

1898
01:22:55,471 --> 01:22:58,007
DON'T YOU GET IT?
WE ARE GOING TO DIE!

1899
01:22:58,074 --> 01:22:59,342
OH, I KNEW IT, DAN.

1900
01:22:59,408 --> 01:23:01,910
AT THE FIRST DARK CLOUD,
YOU FALL APART.

1901
01:23:01,977 --> 01:23:03,412
MORON!
PHONY!

1902
01:23:10,419 --> 01:23:11,954
AAH!

1903
01:23:12,021 --> 01:23:13,922
GENTLEMEN,
PLAYING WITH YOU

1904
01:23:13,989 --> 01:23:17,160
HAS BEEN THE GREATEST
PLEASURE OF MY LIFE.

1905
01:23:17,226 --> 01:23:21,397
[PLAYING NEARER
MY GOD TO THEE]

1906
01:23:37,813 --> 01:23:41,650
HE'S NOT COMING BACK.
HE'S NOT GONNA MAKE IT.

1907
01:23:47,123 --> 01:23:49,658
COME ON, COME ON,
HE'LL BE--HE'LL BE--

1908
01:23:55,598 --> 01:23:56,999
THAT'S IT.

1909
01:23:57,066 --> 01:23:58,601
NO, WAIT! HEY, DADDY!

1910
01:23:58,667 --> 01:24:01,470
I'M SO SORRY. I DIDN'T
MEAN TO SAY THAT TO YOU.

1911
01:24:01,537 --> 01:24:03,572
I DON'T BLAME YOU
AT ALL FOR MOM'S DEATH.

1912
01:24:03,639 --> 01:24:05,541
I DIDN'T MEAN ANY OF IT.

1913
01:24:05,608 --> 01:24:08,577
YOU'RE THE GREATEST DAD
IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

1914
01:24:32,401 --> 01:24:34,637
AAH!

1915
01:24:39,775 --> 01:24:41,810
LOOK!

1916
01:24:41,877 --> 01:24:43,312
OZZY!

1917
01:24:53,289 --> 01:24:55,724
OHH! OH, JONES!

1918
01:24:55,791 --> 01:24:58,861
Chief: GET THAT THING
TO THE HYPOTHALAMUS NOW!

1919
01:25:04,099 --> 01:25:06,635
OK, I'M CALLING IT.

1920
01:25:06,702 --> 01:25:07,736
I'M SORRY,
SWEETIE.

1921
01:25:07,803 --> 01:25:09,838
COME ON.
COME ON NOW.

1922
01:25:15,478 --> 01:25:18,714
WAIT A MINUTE.
HE'S GOT A PULSE.

1923
01:25:21,817 --> 01:25:24,086
HE'S COMING BACK.

1924
01:25:24,153 --> 01:25:26,955
107.7...

1925
01:25:27,022 --> 01:25:29,358
107.6...

1926
01:25:38,100 --> 01:25:40,536
YOUR MAMA SAYS HI.

1927
01:25:41,270 --> 01:25:45,674
* OH, I BELIEVE

1928
01:25:45,741 --> 01:25:50,313
* OH, I BELIEVE...

1929
01:25:56,385 --> 01:25:58,987
AS SWELTERING TEMPERATURES
RETURN TO NORMAL,

1930
01:25:59,054 --> 01:26:01,424
A GRATEFUL CITY
SALUTES OSMOSIS JONES,

1931
01:26:01,490 --> 01:26:03,659
THE BRAVE OFFICER
WHO SAVED US ALL.

1932
01:26:03,726 --> 01:26:05,794
PATROLMAN JONES HAS
JUST BEEN REINSTATED

1933
01:26:05,861 --> 01:26:08,331
TO THE IMMUNITY FORCE
WITH FULL PRIVILEGES.

1934
01:26:08,397 --> 01:26:10,199
HEY, OZZY,
CAN I COUNT ON YOU

1935
01:26:10,266 --> 01:26:11,834
TO KEEP FRANK IN SHAPE?

1936
01:26:11,900 --> 01:26:14,002
YOU KNOW WE'VE GOT THAT BIG
INSURANCE EXAM NEXT MONTH.

1937
01:26:14,069 --> 01:26:16,138
I DON'T KNOW.

1938
01:26:16,205 --> 01:26:18,874
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
TALK TO MY NEW PARTNER,

1939
01:26:18,941 --> 01:26:21,344
IF HE FEELS LIKE HANGING
AROUND A LITTLE WHILE.

1940
01:26:21,410 --> 01:26:23,479
BUT MY WORK
VISA'S EXPIRED.

1941
01:26:23,546 --> 01:26:25,414
WELL, WE'LL GO DOWN
TO THE HEMORRHOID

1942
01:26:25,481 --> 01:26:28,651
AND GET YOU
A GOOD LAWYER.

1943
01:26:30,219 --> 01:26:31,487
COME HERE, BABY.

1944
01:26:31,554 --> 01:26:35,190
I'M STILL JONESING
FOR A LITTLE MORE OSMOSIS.

1945
01:26:37,826 --> 01:26:40,028
* I BELIEVE

1946
01:26:40,095 --> 01:26:42,298
* IF WE BELIEVE

1947
01:26:42,365 --> 01:26:45,968
* OH, I BELIEVE

1948
01:26:46,034 --> 01:26:47,303
* OH, I BELIEVE

1949
01:26:47,370 --> 01:26:50,839
* OH, I BELIEVE

1950
01:26:50,906 --> 01:26:52,841
* I BELIEVE

1951
01:26:52,908 --> 01:26:55,811
* I BELIEVE

1952
01:27:17,800 --> 01:27:19,968
OH, MY GOD.

1953
01:27:20,035 --> 01:27:21,437
LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL.

1954
01:27:21,504 --> 01:27:24,840
DIDN'T I TELL YOU
IT'D BE WORTH IT?

1955
01:27:25,841 --> 01:27:26,742
I DIDN'T THINK

1956
01:27:26,809 --> 01:27:28,944
I COULD BREAK A SWEAT
COMING UP HERE,

1957
01:27:29,011 --> 01:27:31,580
BUT I DID.

1958
01:27:31,647 --> 01:27:34,850
YEAH. IT WAS KIND
OF A LONG DRIVE.

1959
01:27:35,718 --> 01:27:37,753
CARROT?

1960
01:27:50,799 --> 01:27:53,035
HMM. I WONDER
WHAT THIS DOES.

1961
01:27:53,101 --> 01:27:57,139
HMM. OHH!

1962
01:27:57,205 --> 01:27:58,774
[FARTS]

1963
01:27:58,841 --> 01:28:00,008
DAD!

1964
01:28:00,075 --> 01:28:01,043
WAS THAT YOU?

1965
01:28:01,109 --> 01:28:02,811
OHH.

1966
01:28:02,878 --> 01:28:04,179
WHAT THE HECK.

1967
01:28:04,246 --> 01:28:05,814
OUT WITH THE OLD,
IN WITH THE NEW.

1968
01:28:05,881 --> 01:28:08,250
* AHH

1969
01:28:08,317 --> 01:28:10,719
* AHH AHH

1970
01:28:10,786 --> 01:28:12,888
* AHH

1971
01:28:15,691 --> 01:28:17,593
* I AM THE KING
OF THIS CITY *

1972
01:28:17,660 --> 01:28:19,995
* TOP DOWN WINDOWS
AND I'M PUFFIN' LIKE DIDDY *

1973
01:28:20,062 --> 01:28:21,997
* RIDIN' 'CAUSE THE HATERS
FACE MAD, TEAM GRITTY *

1974
01:28:22,064 --> 01:28:23,198
* HONK YOUR HORN TWICE

1975
01:28:23,265 --> 01:28:24,299
* IF YOUR MISSIES
LOOKING PRETTY *

1976
01:28:24,367 --> 01:28:25,434
* WELL IF YOU
RUN WIT' THEM *

1977
01:28:25,501 --> 01:28:26,735
* THEN I WALK
WITH MY KILLAS *

1978
01:28:26,802 --> 01:28:28,070
* NO, YOU WILL
NEVER HAVE A WOMAN HERE *

1979
01:28:28,136 --> 01:28:29,472
* AS LONG
AS I'M THE DEALER *

1980
01:28:29,538 --> 01:28:30,939
* WHAT YOU FEELIN'?
YOU SURE YOU WANT SOME *

1981
01:28:31,006 --> 01:28:33,141
* I BROUGHT MY SLUMS,
CATS PLAY LIKE THE RUMS *

1982
01:28:33,208 --> 01:28:34,242
* THERE'S MONEY
IN LARGE SUMS *

1983
01:28:34,309 --> 01:28:35,277
* AND NAVIGATORS
AND GUNS *

1984
01:28:35,344 --> 01:28:36,545
* BABY MAMAS WIT' SONS

1985
01:28:36,612 --> 01:28:37,813
* AIN'T AFRAID
TO LET YOU HAVE IT *

1986
01:28:37,880 --> 01:28:39,482
* IF YOU TRIP
WITH THEIR LOVED ONES *

1987
01:28:39,548 --> 01:28:41,884
* WHAT I HEARD
MOST IS NO, NO *

1988
01:28:41,950 --> 01:28:43,952
* YOU BEST GET ON YOUR MARK,
GET SET, AND GO, GO *

1989
01:28:44,019 --> 01:28:46,489
* LIKE JAGGED EDGE I LEAVE
YA MORE DEF THAN SO-SO *

1990
01:28:46,555 --> 01:28:48,691
* TYPE OF PERSON CAN TAKE
A SHORT SIT IN THE FRONT ROW *

1991
01:28:48,757 --> 01:28:49,958
* GET YOUR HANDS
OUT MY POCKETS *

1992
01:28:50,025 --> 01:28:51,560
* DON'T WANT IT,
THIS IS BLOW, BLOW *

1993
01:28:51,627 --> 01:28:53,362
* THE ONLY BIRD I GET WIT'
MORE IS THE DODO *

1994
01:28:53,429 --> 01:28:54,697
* THEY LIKE OH, OH

1995
01:28:54,763 --> 01:28:56,298
* IT'S WHAT THE SCREAMIN'
FROM THE BACK *

1996
01:28:56,365 --> 01:28:58,434
* HEY, TIMBER, IS WHEN
I HIT 'EM WIT' THE *

1997
01:28:58,501 --> 01:28:59,902
* PUT YOUR GUN AWAY

1998
01:28:59,968 --> 01:29:01,303
* AND YOU MIGHT LIVE
TO SEE ANOTHER DAY *

1999
01:29:01,370 --> 01:29:02,438
* COME IN HEAD,
RUN AND DONE *

2000
01:29:02,505 --> 01:29:04,172
* BUSTIN' LIKE ANDELE

2001
01:29:04,239 --> 01:29:05,974
* I AM THE KING
OF THIS CITY *

2002
01:29:06,041 --> 01:29:08,644
* TOP DOWN WINDOWS
AND I'M PUFFIN' LIKE DIDDY *

2003
01:29:08,711 --> 01:29:10,979
* RIDIN' 'CAUSE THE HATERS
FACE MAD, TEAM GRITTY *

2004
01:29:11,046 --> 01:29:13,782
* HONK YOUR HORN TWICE IS
YOUR MISSIES LOOKIN' PRETTY *

2005
01:29:13,849 --> 01:29:15,784
* I AM THE KING
OF THIS CITY *

2006
01:29:15,851 --> 01:29:18,053
* TOP DOWN WINDOWS
AND I'M PUFFIN' LIKE DIDDY *

2007
01:29:18,120 --> 01:29:20,723
* RIDIN' 'CAUSE THE HATERS
FACE MAD, TEAM GRITTY *

2008
01:29:20,789 --> 01:29:22,658
* HONK YOUR HORN TWICE IF
YOUR MISSIES LOOKIN' PRETTY *

2009
01:29:22,725 --> 01:29:23,726
* ASKED AROUND
YOU GOT A RANGE *

2010
01:29:23,792 --> 01:29:25,027
* BOY, I BEEN
HAD WHEELS *

2011
01:29:25,093 --> 01:29:26,529
* YO, YOU THINK YOU GOT
A LITTLE CHANGE *

2012
01:29:26,595 --> 01:29:27,863
* YEAH, MY GIRLIES,
THEY LOVE ME TRULY *

2013
01:29:27,930 --> 01:29:29,465
* I REMEMBER YOU USED
TO SHOOT THAT THING *

2014
01:29:29,532 --> 01:29:30,533
* Y'ALL NEVER KNEW ME

2015
01:29:30,599 --> 01:29:33,135
* YOU USED TO
CLAIM GANGS *

2016
01:29:33,201 --> 01:29:35,003
* I AM THE KING
OF THIS CITY *

2017
01:29:35,070 --> 01:29:37,606
* TOP DOWN WINDOWS
AND I'M PUFFIN' LIKE DIDDY *

2018
01:29:37,673 --> 01:29:40,075
* RIDIN' 'CAUSE THE HATERS
FACE MAD, TEAM GRITTY *

2019
01:29:40,142 --> 01:29:42,745
* HONK YOUR HORN TWICE IF
YOUR MISSIES LOOKIN' PRETTY *

2020
01:29:42,811 --> 01:29:44,947
* I AM THE KING
OF THIS CITY *

2021
01:29:45,013 --> 01:29:47,149
* TOP DOWN WINDOWS
AND I'M PUFFIN' LIKE DIDDY *

2022
01:29:47,215 --> 01:29:49,818
* RIDIN' 'CAUSE THE HATERS
FACE MAD, TEAM GRITTY *

2023
01:29:49,885 --> 01:29:52,588
* HONK YOUR HORN TWICE IF
YOUR MISSILES LOOKIN' PRETTY *

2024
01:30:03,031 --> 01:30:04,032
[NEW SONG BEGINS]

2025
01:30:04,099 --> 01:30:06,368
* YEAH, TRY TO FIGHT IT

2026
01:30:06,435 --> 01:30:08,904
* DRAMA? DRAMA!

2027
01:30:08,971 --> 01:30:12,040
* I'M AN 18-WHEELER,
BIG MIGHTY COMPETER *

2028
01:30:12,107 --> 01:30:14,643
* BIG BALL, SHOT CALLS

2029
01:30:14,710 --> 01:30:15,911
* TELL MY THUGS
AND MY CHICAS *

2030
01:30:15,978 --> 01:30:18,046
* GET CAUGHT
IN THE CLUB WITH US *

2031
01:30:18,113 --> 01:30:20,949
* BIG BALL, SHOT CALL

2032
01:30:21,016 --> 01:30:23,652
* THAT'S 3 HEIDY-HOS
STEP IN THE FRONT DOOR *

2033
01:30:23,719 --> 01:30:25,521
* LIGHTS, CAMERAS, FLASH

2034
01:30:25,588 --> 01:30:26,655
* LOOK AT THEM REACT

2035
01:30:26,722 --> 01:30:28,190
* TO THE BOUNCING BALL

2036
01:30:28,256 --> 01:30:29,925
* KEEP A FAT BANKROLL

2037
01:30:29,992 --> 01:30:32,461
* MAKING FRESH ROADS
WITH A TIGHT GANGSTER POSE *

2038
01:30:32,528 --> 01:30:35,197
* SO WHEN YOU SEE ME,
SEE ME, HOLLA, HOLLA *

2039
01:30:35,263 --> 01:30:36,532
* WHAT'S UP, DAWG?

2040
01:30:36,599 --> 01:30:38,667
* THAT'S A REAL BIG
BALL, SHOT CALL *

2041
01:30:38,734 --> 01:30:41,737
* I'M AN 18-WHEELER,
BIG MIGHTY COMPETER *

2042
01:30:41,804 --> 01:30:44,473
* BIG BALL, SHOT CALL

2043
01:30:44,540 --> 01:30:46,274
* AND TELL MY THUGS
AND MY CHICAS *

2044
01:30:46,341 --> 01:30:48,143
* GET CAUGHT
IN THE CLUB WITH US *

2045
01:30:48,210 --> 01:30:50,746
* BIG BALL, SHOT CALL

2046
01:30:50,813 --> 01:30:54,082
* I'M AN 18-WHEELER,
BIG MIGHTY COMPETER *

2047
01:30:54,149 --> 01:30:58,120
* BIG BALL, SHOT CALL

2048
01:31:01,189 --> 01:31:02,491
[NEW SONG BEGINS]

2049
01:31:02,558 --> 01:31:06,061
* I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY,
SOMETHING TO SAY *

2050
01:31:07,563 --> 01:31:09,632
* COME ON

2051
01:31:09,698 --> 01:31:13,035
* CAN YOU FILL ME IN?

2052
01:31:13,101 --> 01:31:15,671
* LET'S TALK ABOUT IT

2053
01:31:15,738 --> 01:31:16,972
* I WAS CHECKING
THIS GIRL NEXT DOOR *

2054
01:31:17,039 --> 01:31:18,974
* WHEN HER PARENTS WENT OUT
SHE PHONED *

2055
01:31:19,041 --> 01:31:22,911
* SAID HEY, BOY,
COME ON RIGHT AROUND *

2056
01:31:22,978 --> 01:31:24,446
* SO KNOCK ON THE DOOR,
YOU WERE STANDING *

2057
01:31:24,513 --> 01:31:26,314
* WITH A BOTTLE OF RED WINE
READY TO POUR *

2058
01:31:26,381 --> 01:31:30,118
* DRESSED IN ALL THAT SATIN
AND LACE TO THE FLOOR *

2059
01:31:30,185 --> 01:31:33,255
* I MEAN, ME AND HER PARENTS
WERE KIND OF COOL *

2060
01:31:33,321 --> 01:31:37,192
* BUT IF THEY WERE TO FIND
OUT BETWEEN ME AND YOU *

2061
01:31:37,259 --> 01:31:41,063
* WE WERE JUST DOING THINGS
YOUNG PEOPLE END UP DOING *

2062
01:31:41,129 --> 01:31:44,199
* PARENTS TRYING TO FIND OUT
WHAT WE WERE UP TO *

2063
01:31:44,266 --> 01:31:47,402
* SAYING WHY WERE CREEPING
'ROUND LATE LAST NIGHT? *

2064
01:31:47,469 --> 01:31:51,406
* WHY DID I SEE 2 SHADOWS
MOVING IN YOUR BEDROOM LIGHT? *

2065
01:31:51,473 --> 01:31:52,941
* NOW YOU'RE DRESSED
IN BLACK *

2066
01:31:53,008 --> 01:31:54,743
* WHEN I LEFT YOU WERE
DRESSED IN RED *

2067
01:31:54,810 --> 01:31:57,613
* CAN YOU FILL ME IN?

2068
01:31:57,680 --> 01:32:01,116
* CAN YOU FILL ME IN?

2069
01:32:12,360 --> 01:32:14,897
[NEW SONG BEGINS]

2070
01:32:14,963 --> 01:32:19,101
* WHY MUST YOU PUT
A RUSH ON ME *

2071
01:32:19,167 --> 01:32:25,040
* WHEN I ALREADY TOLD YOU
HOW IT'S GONNA BE? *

2072
01:32:25,107 --> 01:32:29,311
* FIRST OF ALL,
YOU GOTTA OPEN MY MIND *

2073
01:32:29,377 --> 01:32:34,182
* BEFORE I LET YOU SEND
CHILLS DOWN MY SPINE *

2074
01:32:34,249 --> 01:32:37,853
* SO, BOY, DON'T BE MAD

2075
01:32:37,920 --> 01:32:40,856
* DON'T BE UPSET, NO

2076
01:32:40,923 --> 01:32:45,594
* DON'T BE MAD 'CAUSE
IT AIN'T TIME YET *

2077
01:32:45,661 --> 01:32:48,396
* DON'T BE MAD

2078
01:32:48,463 --> 01:32:51,133
* DON'T BE UPSET, NO

2079
01:32:51,199 --> 01:32:55,070
* DON'T BE MAD 'CAUSE
IT AIN'T TIME YET *

2080
01:32:55,137 --> 01:33:00,809
* YEAH, I KNOW YOU THINK
WE'RE READY TO BE *

2081
01:33:00,876 --> 01:33:05,948
* MORE THAN FRIENDS,
YOU WANT INTIMACY *

2082
01:33:06,014 --> 01:33:10,819
* AND EVEN THOUGH
I GET THE URGE *

2083
01:33:10,886 --> 01:33:15,691
* I GOTTA MAKE SURE 'CAUSE
I DON'T WANT TO GET HURT *

2084
01:33:15,758 --> 01:33:18,694
* SO, BOY, DON'T BE MAD

2085
01:33:18,761 --> 01:33:22,030
* DON'T BE UPSET, NO

2086
01:33:22,097 --> 01:33:27,435
* DON'T BE MAD 'CAUSE
IT AIN'T TIME YET *

2087
01:33:27,502 --> 01:33:29,304
* SUNSHINE

2088
01:33:29,371 --> 01:33:30,572
* YO, SUNSHINE

2089
01:33:30,639 --> 01:33:33,041
[NEW SONG BEGINS]

2090
01:33:33,108 --> 01:33:37,512
* OOH

2091
01:33:37,579 --> 01:33:40,515
* OOH OOH

2092
01:33:40,582 --> 01:33:42,250
* MMM

2093
01:33:42,317 --> 01:33:45,120
* I DID HEAR YOU

2094
01:33:45,187 --> 01:33:47,856
* IT WAS SOMETHING

2095
01:33:47,923 --> 01:33:53,061
* THERE WAS NOTHING
MUCH TO ME *

2096
01:33:53,128 --> 01:33:58,934
* I WAS IN IT
FOR THE MOMENT *

2097
01:33:59,001 --> 01:34:04,206
* WANTED SOMEONE
TOUCHING ME *

2098
01:34:04,272 --> 01:34:08,944
* AND I DIDN'T WANT
TO FALL IN LOVE *

2099
01:34:09,011 --> 01:34:12,748
* SO WHY DID YOU
HAVE TO BE *

2100
01:34:12,815 --> 01:34:15,818
* SO BEAUTIFUL

2101
01:34:15,884 --> 01:34:17,886
* SO GOOD TO ME

2102
01:34:17,953 --> 01:34:21,690
* WHEN I WAS
ONLY LOOKING FOR *

2103
01:34:21,757 --> 01:34:24,359
* SOMEONE TO HOLD

2104
01:34:24,426 --> 01:34:27,095
* JUST FOR A WHILE

2105
01:34:27,162 --> 01:34:31,499
* WHY DID I HAVE TO
SEE YOUR SMILE *

2106
01:34:31,566 --> 01:34:35,037
* WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE

2107
01:34:35,103 --> 01:34:39,975
* THE ONE WHO STAYED
IN ALL MY DREAMS *

2108
01:34:40,042 --> 01:34:43,311
* WHEN I WAS NEEDING
NOTHING MORE *

2109
01:34:43,378 --> 01:34:49,384
* THAN SOMEONE TO KISS,
TO HOLD ON TO ME *

2110
01:34:49,451 --> 01:34:54,522
* WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE

2111
01:34:54,589 --> 01:34:59,594
* SO RIGHT

2112
01:34:59,661 --> 01:35:05,067
* OH, BABY...