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♪♪
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♪ Freemont pride,
be aggressive, drive, drive, drive ♪
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♪ Freemont power, Freemont pride ♪
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♪ Be aggressive, drive, drive, drive ♪
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♪ Freemont power, Freemont pride ♪
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♪ Be aggressive, drive, drive, drive ♪
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♪ Go, Freemont! ♪
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Hey, everybody, tomorrow after classes,
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make sure that you have your uniforms
picked up from the dry cleaners,
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because the bus for the playoffs
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is going to leave at 7:30 AM.
the next morning, all right?
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But the Doughnut Hole has agreed
to donate four dozen doughnuts.
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Yeah.
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Okay, we're going to kill the Rangers
this year, right?
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yeah!
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I can't believe you're leaving.
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It's just a couple of hours before you go.
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Yeah, right... right.
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Aren't you excited? It's playoffs!
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Yeah. Whatever.
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♪♪
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Come on!
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I have to get home for dinner.
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Please?
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Well... all right.
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♪♪
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That's some beef. Mm.
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- And carrots.
- Yummy.
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Thank you, mother.
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- Thank you, poodle.
- Sure.
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Grace.
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Dear Lord, please bless this food
that we are about to eat.
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We thank you for the abundance
that You have provided.
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Please help us to follow Your path,
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the one You intended us all to follow.
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And Lord,
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please help us to obey
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the roles in life you set for us.
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For all that is natural, and...
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healthy...
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and sacred.
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In Your name we pray. Amen.
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- Amen.
- Amen.
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Let's eat.
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♪♪
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Bye, dear.
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Bye, dear.
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Bye, dear.
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See you later, sweetie--
I mean, tonight. See you tonight.
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Don't forget
your library books by the door.
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Got 'em. Bye.
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- So... are we ready?
- They'll all be here at 3:00.
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Jesus, I hope we're doing the right thing.
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Shaker Hills, here we come.
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And remember, 7:30's doughnuts.
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- Did you talk to both her parents?
- She's coming.
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Kill the Rangers.
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Meet you outside.
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Don't you hate it when they do that?
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I think it's fun.
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Maybe he just doesn't do it right.
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- See ya.
- Bye.
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Speed up, jerk!
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Um, Jared, why are we going so slow?
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Sorry. Zoning, I guess.
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Mike, thanks so much for coming
all the way back out here again.
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- Well, that's what we're here for.
- Thank you, Mike.
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- Now you've watched the video?
- Over and over.
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Come in.
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The important thing
is to be clear and direct,
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but to do it lovingly.
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We're not accusing, we're supporting.
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I think I hear the car.
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Uh-oh, here they come.
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♪♪
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Surprise!
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What happened? Is somebody dead?
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They're your favorite.
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Now, why don't you just
come on in and sit down, honey?
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- What's going on?
- Hi, Megan.
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My name is Mike.
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Your parents and your friends
want to have a conversation with you.
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I'm here to help facilitate that dialogue.
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So why don't we start by sitting down
and making ourselves comfortable?
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How would that be?
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Now, Peter,
would you like to start the conversation?
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Megan, we love you.
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We all love you.
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And lately, we've become concerned
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about certain... behaviors.
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We're afraid you're being influenced
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by a... way of thinking.
An unnatural--
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Do you remember the woman on TV--
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Honey, we think you're a...
lesbian.
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Huh?
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I, myself, was once a gay.
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Now I'm an ex-gay, Megan.
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I work for a place called True Directions,
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who help people like yourself
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learn to understand the reasons
behind homosexual tendencies.
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And-- and how to heal them.
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What tendencies?
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Why would you think I'm a--
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You've been trying
to make us eat this tofu.
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In diet, watch for a switch
to vegetarianism.
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You don't have any pictures of guys
in your locker, just these.
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Mm-hmm.
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And these.
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Sexual, even vaginal motifs
in artwork and decorating,
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gay iconography.
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You don't even like to kiss me.
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It's true.
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I can't believe this.
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Denial is a normal part
of the healing process
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that we'll explore at True Directions.
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Healing?
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Like rehab, honey.
Uh, Homosexuals Anonymous.
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Poodle, it's only for a few months.
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There is no way I'm going.
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Hmm?
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Let's go.
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Now.
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Oh, wonderful!
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Welcome, welcome, welcome.
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I'm Mary. I'm the founder
of True Directions.
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- And you must be Megan?
- Yes.
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- This is my son, Rock.
- Hi.
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- Pleasure to meet you, Megan.
- Thank you.
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Looks like we got you just in time.
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Uh, what are you? About 17?
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Yes!
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Almost lost her to college.
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You know, it's so much harder
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once they've been through
all that liberal arts brainwashing,
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but we've saved a few.
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I'll take her from here.
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Well, come along.
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We have a little welcome video
to start you up.
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♪♪
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No one would've guessed what
would happen to this sweet little girl.
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By a young age, Kelly had
a promising future.
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Mommy's little helper,
then prom queen.
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Kelly had hopes of being
a model one day.
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That is, until she was recruited
into the homosexual lifestyle.
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She made me do things with other women.
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She drove me in the back of her Harley
like I was some show piece.
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Even when she'd get high and push me off
the back of the bike,
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I'd roll in the gutter... broken ribs...
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I just kept
coming back for more.
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Turn off the camera!
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We never dreamed
this could happen to our little girl.
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But Kelly sought help.
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After just two months in True Directions'
easy, five step program,
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Kelly rediscovered her femininity
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and embraced her true self.
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On March 16th, 1996,
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Kelly was married.
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The others arrived yesterday,
so why don't I catch you up?
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It's a two-month program
based on five simple steps.
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Why don't we concentrate
on the first step?
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You admitting your problem.
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When you see a woman in a tight skirt,
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and her long... beautiful legs,
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or perhaps, she's in the bathroom
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putting lipstick over her full lips,
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or maybe in the locker room,
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soaping her body,
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rubbing her breasts,
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you don't have any unnatural thoughts?
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I don't think it's unnatural.
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Aha! You see?
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You don't even think it's wrong.
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Until you admit your sickness,
you will wear these.
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You will earn the right to wear civvies
once you have admitted the first step.
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It's a long path to righteousness, Megan.
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And it's a battlefield
of temptation out there,
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and you're going to have to fight.
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Until then, I'd like you to meet
one of our other soldiers.
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Hilary?
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Megan, this is Hilary.
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She will show you around.
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And, well, you'll get acquainted.
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Okay. Rise and shine at 7:00.
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Breakfast at 8:00.
Group therapy until lunch.
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Now in the afternoon,
we have free time to do, um...
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you know, whatever.
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And then we move inside
for reorientating exercises.
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Family therapy on the weekends.
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Hmm. You didn't miss much, really.
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Oh.
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This is where we sleep.
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But there's
no inappropriate behavior allowed.
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Inappropriate? Like swearing?
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No, inappropriate like fucking.
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Oh.
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You get caught in the throes
of sodomy, and au revoir.
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Well, never mind Graham.
She's a spoiled brat.
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I read her chart.
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Step one was easy,
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admitting you're a homosexual?
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See? We all passed... yesterday.
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I'm a homosexual.
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See how easy it is?
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Megan, meet the rest of our group.
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Hi, Megan. Uh, I'm Jan,
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and I'm a softball player,
and I'm a homosexual.
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I'm Sinead.
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I like pain, I'm a homosexual.
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I'm Joel. I'm a Jew...
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and a... homosexual.
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- We met.
- Graham!
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I'm Graham, and I like girls a lot.
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And, uh, I'm a homosexual.
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Andre. Actor, dancer, homosexual.
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Dolph, homosexual varsity wrestler.
How you doin'?
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I'm Clayton Dunn. I work in retail.
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I'm a homosexual.
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It's time for your first disclosure,
and don't be intimidated.
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Why don't you start by telling us
about the first time
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that you realized
that you might be a lesbian?
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I'm not.
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Everyone just thinks I am.
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I shouldn't even be here.
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That's a perfectly normal place to start.
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Why don't we discuss the issues
in your intervention?
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Well...
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I'm a vegetarian.
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Mm-hmm.
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I have pictures of women around.
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You think that's normal?
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Sure.
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I never really thought about it.
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Have you ever had a boyfriend?
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Yes, for two years
we've been going steady.
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I really love him.
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He's smart and popular.
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And he's got the biggest dick
I've never seen.
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Well, um... have you ever
had sex with him?
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I'm a Christian.
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It's really easy to be a prude
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when you're not attracted
to him, isn't it?
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He's very handsome.
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But does he make you hot?
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I mean, do you think
of him at night when you...
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I'm not perverted!
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I get good grades, I go to church...
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I'm a cheerleader!
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I'm not like all of you.
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Everyone reads Cosmo,
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everyone looks at other girls
all the time.
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But you only assume that they're thinking
what you're thinking when they look,
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but they're not.
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♪ Freemont power,
Freemont pride ♪
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♪ Be aggressive, drive, drive, drive ♪
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♪ Go, Freemont! ♪
266
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I thought everybody had those thoughts.
267
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:49,377
I just want to be normal.
268
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,713
Then you admit you're not normal.
269
00:18:51,796 --> 00:18:55,216
So why don't you admit
you're a homosexual?
270
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:04,600
You hug us way too much.
271
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:06,978
Step one was easy.
272
00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:08,605
You don't even like to kiss me.
273
00:19:10,231 --> 00:19:11,857
You put your hand up my skirt.
274
00:19:11,941 --> 00:19:13,943
Homosexual... I think it's fun.
275
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:18,365
Homosexual, homosexual...
276
00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:23,036
I'm a homosexual!
277
00:19:25,246 --> 00:19:26,705
I'm a homosexual!
278
00:19:27,707 --> 00:19:29,834
I'm a homosexual!
279
00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:32,003
Congratulations, Megan.
280
00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:34,297
You have just taken your first step
281
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:37,217
in your true direction.
282
00:19:42,013 --> 00:19:43,931
I'm a homosex--
283
00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:47,101
Okay.
284
00:19:47,185 --> 00:19:49,520
- Go on now.
- Let's go. Bye, Megan.
285
00:19:55,902 --> 00:19:57,194
Don't worry, Megan.
286
00:19:57,278 --> 00:20:00,281
- It's going to be okay.
- No.
287
00:20:01,741 --> 00:20:03,325
Here, put these on.
288
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:10,792
Oh, my God.
289
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:16,756
They were right.
290
00:20:18,633 --> 00:20:19,925
I'm a homo.
291
00:20:21,469 --> 00:20:24,305
Oh, my God.
292
00:20:31,354 --> 00:20:33,356
♪♪
293
00:20:35,608 --> 00:20:38,068
Congratulations on your first step,
pompoms.
294
00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:45,701
Don't listen to her.
295
00:20:45,785 --> 00:20:48,204
She's just upset
'cause the fish on her plate
296
00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,039
is the only kind she can eat.
297
00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:54,085
I can't wait to be straight.
I've always wanted to be.
298
00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:55,837
It's cool to finally talk about it,
you know?
299
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,630
I mean, I can't tell
any of my friends on the team.
300
00:20:57,714 --> 00:20:59,382
Maybe you have the wrong friends.
301
00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:02,051
I think we should all
be supporting each other.
302
00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:04,554
Really, princess? Do you want
to start the Kumbayas?
303
00:21:14,105 --> 00:21:15,481
Hi, Mom.
304
00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:17,900
- Flowers are pretty.
- I know.
305
00:21:20,987 --> 00:21:23,823
You know, I noticed that we sprung
another leak in the ceiling.
306
00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:25,408
I'd like you to get to it tonight.
307
00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:27,452
I'll get to it, Mom. Jesus!
308
00:21:27,535 --> 00:21:28,702
Ow!
309
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:30,038
I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.
310
00:21:30,121 --> 00:21:32,248
Look, not in my presence.
311
00:21:32,332 --> 00:21:36,832
I have told you over and over again,
no more sipping!
312
00:21:37,253 --> 00:21:38,545
Chug it like a man!
313
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:39,714
Go on! Chug!
314
00:21:42,383 --> 00:21:44,551
There.
315
00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:46,429
Try and get to that tonight.
316
00:21:57,273 --> 00:21:58,148
Ugh!
317
00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:20,212
Yeah.
318
00:22:20,296 --> 00:22:23,090
Mm.
319
00:22:23,174 --> 00:22:26,093
- It's all right. It's just me.
- Oh, fuck.
320
00:22:26,177 --> 00:22:27,178
What are you doing?
321
00:22:27,262 --> 00:22:29,264
A.V. What's it to ya?
322
00:22:29,347 --> 00:22:31,140
A.V.? What's that?
323
00:22:31,224 --> 00:22:33,768
Aversion therapy, stupid.
324
00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:35,687
So what does that mean?
325
00:22:35,770 --> 00:22:39,190
When you have inappropriate
fantasies about girls,
326
00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:41,192
you shock yourself with this shocker.
327
00:22:42,610 --> 00:22:45,446
So every time you think of them,
you feel that pain.
328
00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:46,906
That's sick!
329
00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:48,366
No pain, no gain, baby.
330
00:22:48,449 --> 00:22:51,785
If you want to like dick,
you better start training yourself.
331
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:53,788
Hey, isn't that Graham's sock?
332
00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:55,957
None of your damn business.
333
00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:13,516
Megan, you have a phone call.
334
00:23:14,517 --> 00:23:17,770
- Hello?
- Megan, it's Mom and Dad.
335
00:23:17,854 --> 00:23:20,857
Oh, we know it's after lights out,
but we just miss you so much.
336
00:23:20,940 --> 00:23:24,360
We just wanted to know
how our little poodle is doing.
337
00:23:24,444 --> 00:23:27,697
I'm doing okay. You were right.
338
00:23:27,780 --> 00:23:30,783
I am a homosexual,
but I'll be regular soon.
339
00:23:30,867 --> 00:23:33,494
That Mary
is pretty good then, huh?
340
00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:35,621
Mm-hmm, and Mike
and all the others.
341
00:23:35,705 --> 00:23:37,206
I'm already starting step two.
342
00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:40,334
We're so glad,
and after all that money.
343
00:23:40,418 --> 00:23:42,586
Oh, we can't wait to see you
up there at graduation,
344
00:23:42,670 --> 00:23:44,630
to have you home,
so we can all be together again.
345
00:23:44,714 --> 00:23:46,090
Just remember, we love you.
346
00:23:46,174 --> 00:23:48,885
We would do anything for our Megan
to have a normal life.
347
00:23:48,968 --> 00:23:50,970
- And if you need anything--
- We'd better go.
348
00:23:51,054 --> 00:23:53,306
Now you hang in there
and stay strong.
349
00:23:53,389 --> 00:23:55,474
- Sweet dreams.
- You, too, daddy.
350
00:23:55,558 --> 00:23:57,810
See you at family therapy. I love you.
351
00:24:01,272 --> 00:24:03,857
In step two, we'll begin the process
352
00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:07,570
of everybody rediscovering
their gender identity.
353
00:24:07,654 --> 00:24:11,115
Now, we all know
we're latent heterosexuals.
354
00:24:11,199 --> 00:24:14,118
Now, what we must do is to relearn
355
00:24:14,202 --> 00:24:16,996
our masculinity
and our femininity.
356
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:20,416
I know this might be a little confusing
to some of you--
357
00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:23,461
Graham!
358
00:24:24,462 --> 00:24:25,296
What?
359
00:24:28,549 --> 00:24:30,467
Do you like being a pervert?
360
00:24:30,551 --> 00:24:32,469
I heard you, okay?
361
00:24:32,553 --> 00:24:36,181
With your masculine-feminine
blah blah blah.
362
00:24:36,265 --> 00:24:39,643
Like after Advanced Calc and Chaucer,
I can follow the psychobabble.
363
00:24:39,727 --> 00:24:41,353
This psychobabble, young lady,
364
00:24:41,437 --> 00:24:45,774
is the only healthy alternative
to the gay lifestyle
365
00:24:45,858 --> 00:24:49,027
other than-than guzzling
a bottle of tranquilizers
366
00:24:49,112 --> 00:24:50,738
or slashing your wrists.
367
00:24:54,283 --> 00:24:55,117
Okay.
368
00:24:56,327 --> 00:24:57,619
Now...
369
00:24:57,704 --> 00:25:00,206
who's ready to have some fun?
370
00:25:03,209 --> 00:25:04,210
And forwards.
371
00:25:04,293 --> 00:25:06,295
And backwards,
372
00:25:06,379 --> 00:25:07,797
and forwards.
373
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,172
And backwards.
374
00:25:09,257 --> 00:25:11,509
In a very clean line.
375
00:25:11,592 --> 00:25:13,260
You go in,
and you go out.
376
00:25:13,344 --> 00:25:15,804
And you go up, and you go down.
377
00:25:15,888 --> 00:25:18,265
Girls, is everybody paying attention?
378
00:25:18,349 --> 00:25:22,770
And you go in and out and in and out
379
00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:24,689
and in and out.
380
00:25:24,772 --> 00:25:27,399
Get into every little crevice.
381
00:25:27,483 --> 00:25:29,902
And in and out...
382
00:25:29,986 --> 00:25:31,779
And you slip it in...
383
00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:33,865
and out.
384
00:25:33,948 --> 00:25:37,034
And you add a little more oil
and shove it in.
385
00:25:37,118 --> 00:25:38,536
Take it out.
386
00:25:38,619 --> 00:25:40,537
Put some muscle into it.
387
00:25:40,621 --> 00:25:43,206
Shove it in... and out.
388
00:25:43,291 --> 00:25:46,043
And shove it in, take it out.
389
00:25:48,963 --> 00:25:51,674
Okay, who wants to go down with me?
390
00:26:21,412 --> 00:26:23,914
Hey!
391
00:26:40,723 --> 00:26:42,725
♪♪
392
00:26:46,687 --> 00:26:50,190
Huh... you're turning into
a pretty young lady.
393
00:26:50,274 --> 00:26:53,277
Now hold still.
394
00:26:53,361 --> 00:26:55,363
Come on!
395
00:26:56,948 --> 00:26:59,200
Die! Die! Die!
396
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,787
Okay, then.
397
00:27:03,871 --> 00:27:06,540
Who's left to report out their root?
398
00:27:06,624 --> 00:27:08,125
Andre?
399
00:27:08,209 --> 00:27:11,754
Shit, Ms. Mary, I ain't the only one
who ain't got no root.
400
00:27:11,838 --> 00:27:14,090
Andre, we don't use profanity
401
00:27:14,173 --> 00:27:16,508
or double-negatives
here at True Directions.
402
00:27:18,302 --> 00:27:20,971
Okay, who's next? Megan.
403
00:27:21,055 --> 00:27:25,555
Well, I've really been thinking,
but I just can't think of anything.
404
00:27:25,685 --> 00:27:29,271
I think our little prom queen
is too afraid to disclose.
405
00:27:29,355 --> 00:27:31,899
Oh, really? What's your root, Graham?
406
00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:35,236
We're working on your issue here,
not mine. You're deflecting.
407
00:27:35,319 --> 00:27:39,448
Actually, I think it might be
a great idea for Megan
408
00:27:39,532 --> 00:27:41,325
to be reminded of your root, Graham.
409
00:27:43,077 --> 00:27:45,245
My mother got married in pants.
410
00:27:50,501 --> 00:27:53,045
All right, let's see-- uh, Dolph?
411
00:27:53,129 --> 00:27:56,966
Too many locker room showers
with the varsity team.
412
00:27:57,049 --> 00:28:01,261
- Hilary?
- Um, all-girl boarding school.
413
00:28:01,345 --> 00:28:05,307
- Sinead?
- I was born in France.
414
00:28:05,391 --> 00:28:06,558
Clayton?
415
00:28:06,642 --> 00:28:08,935
My mom let me play in her pumps.
416
00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:10,104
I like balls.
417
00:28:11,272 --> 00:28:12,731
Why, thank you for that, Jan.
418
00:28:14,483 --> 00:28:15,400
Joel?
419
00:28:15,484 --> 00:28:18,445
Traumatic bris.
420
00:28:18,529 --> 00:28:20,572
So... yeah.
421
00:28:21,574 --> 00:28:25,327
Now, Megan,
do you see easy it could be?
422
00:28:25,411 --> 00:28:29,081
You just have to dig down
into those painful memories,
423
00:28:29,165 --> 00:28:31,000
and you'll find it.
424
00:28:32,335 --> 00:28:35,129
Now, Hilary, will you please come up here?
425
00:28:37,256 --> 00:28:39,341
Today we are going to learn
426
00:28:39,425 --> 00:28:42,428
one of the most wonderful things
about being a heterosexual.
427
00:28:43,429 --> 00:28:44,304
Friendship.
428
00:28:44,388 --> 00:28:47,849
So what I'd like you to all do
is to start partnering up,
429
00:28:47,934 --> 00:28:51,312
find yourself a friend
for the remainder of the program.
430
00:28:54,982 --> 00:28:57,567
All right, everybody settle.
431
00:28:57,652 --> 00:29:00,404
Now that we have all found someone,
432
00:29:00,488 --> 00:29:04,988
what I'd like you to do
is practice some time tonight with these.
433
00:29:11,707 --> 00:29:13,667
- It's a woman.
- And what else?
434
00:29:13,751 --> 00:29:14,710
I don't know.
435
00:29:14,794 --> 00:29:17,421
A mother. Women have roles.
436
00:29:17,505 --> 00:29:19,924
After you learn that,
you'll stop objectifying them.
437
00:29:20,007 --> 00:29:22,551
Haven't you been listening
to anything Mary said?
438
00:29:22,635 --> 00:29:24,428
Well, have you?
439
00:29:24,512 --> 00:29:27,097
- Have I what?
- Stopped objectifying them.
440
00:29:27,181 --> 00:29:29,224
I'm still looking for my root.
441
00:29:29,308 --> 00:29:32,060
Must be tough when you're such a pries.
442
00:29:34,981 --> 00:29:36,440
Your turn.
443
00:29:40,069 --> 00:29:41,361
Ow!
444
00:29:41,445 --> 00:29:44,030
You really have to be more prepared
for temptation, Megan.
445
00:29:52,123 --> 00:29:53,624
Give it to me! Give it!
446
00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:56,085
I'm open!
447
00:29:56,168 --> 00:29:58,170
♪♪
448
00:30:13,978 --> 00:30:15,270
Boys!
449
00:30:15,354 --> 00:30:19,399
Don't you see how sad
and pathetic you all are?
450
00:30:19,483 --> 00:30:22,652
Always wanting something
you can't have.
451
00:30:24,822 --> 00:30:29,322
If I catch you looking at another man
like that ever again,
452
00:30:30,161 --> 00:30:33,664
you'll be watching sports
the whole weekend!
453
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,794
First thing we do
is we pull these tabs out.
454
00:30:38,878 --> 00:30:41,839
Then we fold it over.
455
00:30:41,922 --> 00:30:43,965
All right, now I've used food coloring.
456
00:30:44,050 --> 00:30:45,885
This way you can see it better,
457
00:30:45,968 --> 00:30:48,971
and if it's a boy, well, it tinkles up.
458
00:30:49,055 --> 00:30:51,307
That's the wrong tab, okay?
459
00:30:51,390 --> 00:30:53,100
Will you please hold it still
while I'm doing this?
460
00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:55,352
- You're doing it all wrong.
- No, I'm not.
461
00:30:55,436 --> 00:30:58,897
If you would just give it to me to do,
it would be fine.
462
00:30:58,981 --> 00:31:00,983
Girls! Intervene!
463
00:31:02,068 --> 00:31:03,194
Ugh!
464
00:31:05,780 --> 00:31:08,324
Let's... ahem, try that one more time.
465
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:18,580
And I realized that when we finished
swimming lessons,
466
00:31:19,335 --> 00:31:21,712
we would change in front of each other.
467
00:31:22,922 --> 00:31:25,090
That's it.
468
00:31:25,174 --> 00:31:26,800
Why I'm a homo.
469
00:31:26,884 --> 00:31:30,387
Andre, that's what kids do
after swimming lessons.
470
00:31:30,471 --> 00:31:32,389
Change. Everybody does that.
471
00:31:32,473 --> 00:31:34,516
But I took one look at those boys,
472
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:37,019
and I got a... you know what.
473
00:31:38,938 --> 00:31:42,024
I, um, can relate to that.
474
00:31:42,108 --> 00:31:46,362
Um, when I used to study with Jacob,
475
00:31:46,445 --> 00:31:50,945
we used to touch each other's legs
and rub up against each other.
476
00:31:51,492 --> 00:31:53,410
Blowing each other
after your fucking bar mitzvah
477
00:31:53,494 --> 00:31:55,746
is a little bit different
then learning how to dog paddle.
478
00:31:55,830 --> 00:31:57,748
That is totally uncalled for.
479
00:31:57,832 --> 00:31:58,749
Well, excuse me,
480
00:31:58,833 --> 00:32:01,710
but we're paying a lot of money here
to get these kids fixed,
481
00:32:01,794 --> 00:32:04,838
not sit around
and listen to stories all day.
482
00:32:04,922 --> 00:32:08,175
Graham, I hope you're getting a little
more out of this program
483
00:32:08,259 --> 00:32:10,219
than that faggot over there.
484
00:32:10,302 --> 00:32:12,887
Mr. Eaton, I don't find that appropriate.
485
00:32:12,972 --> 00:32:15,766
No, he's right.
486
00:32:16,767 --> 00:32:19,561
It was a stupid-ass root.
487
00:32:20,813 --> 00:32:24,191
I'm never gonna know
why I am a... faggot.
488
00:32:25,192 --> 00:32:26,818
I've heard enough of this crap.
489
00:32:26,902 --> 00:32:28,403
When you get back from Switzerland,
490
00:32:28,487 --> 00:32:30,822
you better have this gay thing
out of your system.
491
00:32:30,906 --> 00:32:32,324
- Got it?
- I got it.
492
00:32:32,408 --> 00:32:36,908
You fuck up, no college, no car,
no trust fund.
493
00:32:51,927 --> 00:32:54,304
I'm not sitting in any room with a faggot.
494
00:32:59,518 --> 00:33:00,602
Megan.
495
00:33:00,686 --> 00:33:03,689
It's your turn to report out your root.
496
00:33:04,690 --> 00:33:07,526
I think it might be my parents.
497
00:33:07,610 --> 00:33:10,321
Okay, go with that.
498
00:33:10,404 --> 00:33:13,532
You know, we've kinda been like this
greeting card family.
499
00:33:14,742 --> 00:33:18,871
And then there was that one year
where Dad was unemployed
500
00:33:18,954 --> 00:33:20,372
and Mom had to support us.
501
00:33:20,456 --> 00:33:23,584
Wait a minute,
that was only for nine months.
502
00:33:23,667 --> 00:33:26,961
And then I was offered
a much better job at the plant.
503
00:33:28,088 --> 00:33:31,466
Well, it was maybe seeing Mom
kind of being the dad. Maybe I--
504
00:33:32,885 --> 00:33:36,638
Maybe I got kinda the wrong idea
about the roles of men and women?
505
00:33:36,722 --> 00:33:38,306
Absolutely!
506
00:33:38,390 --> 00:33:41,309
You know, I can't believe
that you didn't mention this earlier.
507
00:33:41,393 --> 00:33:44,521
Your father was emasculated,
your mother was domineering.
508
00:33:44,605 --> 00:33:45,564
Not exactly.
509
00:33:45,648 --> 00:33:48,567
You wanted to emulate your mother.
510
00:33:48,651 --> 00:33:52,196
You have no respect for men
because you don't respect your father.
511
00:33:52,279 --> 00:33:53,446
It's really not like that.
512
00:33:53,531 --> 00:33:57,034
Megan, you have found your root.
513
00:34:00,663 --> 00:34:03,582
In order to start
healing this festering wound,
514
00:34:03,666 --> 00:34:05,084
I want you to write a song.
515
00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:07,669
It's very therapeutic,
516
00:34:07,753 --> 00:34:09,838
and it's good to put your feelings down.
517
00:34:16,512 --> 00:34:19,723
Free time's up in 20!
518
00:34:20,933 --> 00:34:22,726
That means inside.
519
00:34:24,186 --> 00:34:26,188
♪♪
520
00:34:42,496 --> 00:34:44,039
Okay, let's go. Okay.
521
00:34:46,542 --> 00:34:48,293
What is it?
522
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,385
Nothing. Trash.
523
00:35:05,269 --> 00:35:06,645
What am I, contagious?
524
00:35:21,327 --> 00:35:23,787
- What is that?
- I'm stuck on...
525
00:35:23,871 --> 00:35:25,455
♪ Five, six, seven, eight 4“
526
00:35:25,539 --> 00:35:27,123
♪ - God is good. ♪
♪ - God is straight. ♪
527
00:35:29,001 --> 00:35:30,836
Hey, that's good.
528
00:35:35,841 --> 00:35:38,510
It's not supposed to be intellectual.
529
00:35:38,594 --> 00:35:42,889
Cheers are supposed to be simple,
make people feel good.
530
00:35:42,973 --> 00:35:45,141
Cheers make girls
do stupid cartwheels.
531
00:35:45,225 --> 00:35:47,227
Orgasms make people feel good.
532
00:35:54,026 --> 00:35:55,986
Your parents didn't stay very long.
533
00:35:57,821 --> 00:35:59,948
Well, I imagine
it gets uncomfortable
534
00:36:00,032 --> 00:36:02,075
sitting that long
with a stick up your ass.
535
00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:06,663
I'm sure they're just trying
to do what's best for you.
536
00:36:07,706 --> 00:36:08,748
I thought it was just an act,
537
00:36:08,832 --> 00:36:11,668
but you really are sweet
as fucking pie, aren't you?
538
00:36:11,752 --> 00:36:14,004
This is bullshit, Megan. It doesn't work.
539
00:36:14,088 --> 00:36:17,299
You are who you are.
The only trick is not getting caught.
540
00:36:20,386 --> 00:36:22,012
How'd you end up here?
541
00:36:23,305 --> 00:36:24,514
I got caught
542
00:36:26,392 --> 00:36:27,518
Doing what?
543
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:35,775
I, uh, I had this friend,
544
00:36:35,859 --> 00:36:39,320
and we just spent a little
too much time together.
545
00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:42,824
What were you doing?
546
00:36:44,785 --> 00:36:45,869
What do you think?
547
00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:52,626
Anyway.
548
00:36:53,961 --> 00:36:56,922
My stepmom caught us in my room one day
and sent me here.
549
00:37:02,261 --> 00:37:04,513
Were you in love with her?
550
00:37:05,639 --> 00:37:08,099
Does it matter?
551
00:37:11,395 --> 00:37:14,398
Careful, I could report you for that.
552
00:37:21,447 --> 00:37:24,658
♪ Five, six, seven, eight ♪
553
00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:27,411
♪ God is good, God is straight ♪
554
00:37:27,494 --> 00:37:30,038
♪ One, two, three, four ♪
555
00:37:30,122 --> 00:37:33,208
♪ Inverts we Will be no more ♪
556
00:37:33,292 --> 00:37:35,836
♪ Five, six, seven, eight ♪
557
00:37:35,919 --> 00:37:37,587
♪ God is good ♪
558
00:37:37,671 --> 00:37:42,171
♪ God is straight. ♪
559
00:37:45,679 --> 00:37:47,764
Megan, thank you so much for that cheer.
560
00:37:47,848 --> 00:37:49,599
It means so much to all of us.
561
00:38:30,015 --> 00:38:32,017
♪♪
562
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:18,397
I will resist temptation,
seek to solve my problems...
563
00:39:37,624 --> 00:39:39,584
Oh, my God. Please, don't tell.
564
00:39:39,668 --> 00:39:41,086
Oh, my God! Ew!
565
00:39:41,169 --> 00:39:44,046
Shut the fuck up,
you stupid little bitch!
566
00:39:44,131 --> 00:39:46,049
Ow!
567
00:39:46,133 --> 00:39:49,719
Hey! What's going on in here?!
568
00:39:52,097 --> 00:39:53,723
A little premature simulation?
569
00:39:53,807 --> 00:39:55,183
- They were kissing!
- She's full of shit!
570
00:39:55,267 --> 00:39:58,144
Mike, we were just...
just please don't call my mom.
571
00:39:58,228 --> 00:40:01,689
Dolph, I am really disappointed in you.
572
00:40:01,773 --> 00:40:04,650
I thought you had what it took
to get out of here clean.
573
00:40:04,735 --> 00:40:07,070
It's time to wake Mary.
574
00:40:07,154 --> 00:40:08,822
Come on. Come on!
575
00:40:08,906 --> 00:40:10,908
Come on.
576
00:40:20,250 --> 00:40:22,377
Whoever started this
is out of this house,
577
00:40:22,461 --> 00:40:24,463
and the other is really in the doghouse.
578
00:40:24,546 --> 00:40:25,547
Not me.
579
00:40:25,631 --> 00:40:27,674
I can't go home. They said it--
580
00:40:27,758 --> 00:40:31,636
I am not interested
in anybody's sob stories.
581
00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:35,265
I can only help those who are willing
to help themselves.
582
00:40:35,349 --> 00:40:37,851
Now, who started this?!
583
00:40:39,436 --> 00:40:41,771
Someone has got to start talking.
584
00:40:46,652 --> 00:40:49,112
All right, Clayton, you little pervert.
585
00:40:49,196 --> 00:40:51,031
- What?
- You've got one week of solitary,
586
00:40:51,114 --> 00:40:54,200
and if I catch you again, you're out!
587
00:40:55,869 --> 00:40:57,120
All right.
588
00:41:02,584 --> 00:41:05,128
Come on, Mary.
589
00:41:22,521 --> 00:41:24,731
I just wish I could've seen
those two boys in action
590
00:41:24,815 --> 00:41:28,026
before Miss Thing over there
went Nancy Drew on us.
591
00:41:28,110 --> 00:41:30,737
If that little twink would've
narced on me,
592
00:41:30,821 --> 00:41:33,198
heads would have rolled.
593
00:41:34,908 --> 00:41:37,160
What, would you tie her
to your bed and zap her to death,
594
00:41:37,244 --> 00:41:39,162
or are you running low on batteries?
595
00:41:43,959 --> 00:41:45,961
♪♪
596
00:41:59,516 --> 00:42:01,434
And here are our lovebirds,
597
00:42:01,518 --> 00:42:04,437
taking a relaxing evening stroll together.
598
00:42:04,521 --> 00:42:08,233
Now, notice how affectionate they are.
599
00:42:08,316 --> 00:42:09,900
This could be you.
600
00:42:09,985 --> 00:42:11,027
And here...
601
00:42:12,029 --> 00:42:14,448
is our happy couple at home.
602
00:42:15,782 --> 00:42:18,743
Now, it's important to make
your man feel at ease
603
00:42:18,827 --> 00:42:21,371
when he comes home
from a long day at work.
604
00:42:22,956 --> 00:42:24,958
♪♪
605
00:42:27,419 --> 00:42:31,172
Now, when it's time for lovemaking,
606
00:42:31,256 --> 00:42:35,051
Dan kisses Sue
and touches her breasts.
607
00:42:35,135 --> 00:42:39,013
Women often find
this sensation pleasurable.
608
00:43:00,035 --> 00:43:02,037
♪♪
609
00:43:27,771 --> 00:43:30,565
So, you miss your friends from home?
610
00:43:30,649 --> 00:43:33,568
Yeah. I just can't
decide who I miss more,
611
00:43:33,652 --> 00:43:36,863
the grunting apes in letterman jackets,
or the bulimic cheer--
612
00:43:38,490 --> 00:43:39,866
Go ahead, say it.
613
00:43:41,243 --> 00:43:43,119
I didn't mean anything by that.
614
00:43:46,706 --> 00:43:48,708
Um, I don't have any friends.
615
00:43:53,338 --> 00:43:54,547
What about you?
616
00:43:56,383 --> 00:43:57,717
I thought I did.
617
00:43:59,469 --> 00:44:02,346
- Do they know you're here?
- Oh, yeah.
618
00:44:03,473 --> 00:44:04,765
That's rough.
619
00:44:25,829 --> 00:44:27,413
What's going on? It's almost lights out.
620
00:44:27,497 --> 00:44:29,874
Shh. We're sneaking out.
Get dressed.
621
00:44:29,958 --> 00:44:31,250
But Mary--
622
00:44:31,334 --> 00:44:33,210
Fuck Mary.
623
00:44:33,295 --> 00:44:36,298
Oh, no way.
There's only four weeks left.
624
00:44:36,381 --> 00:44:38,466
There's no way I'm getting thrown out now.
625
00:44:38,550 --> 00:44:40,802
Megan, they're never
gonna find out about this.
626
00:44:41,887 --> 00:44:43,513
We haven't had fun in forever.
627
00:44:46,099 --> 00:44:48,768
Come on, we could use a little fun.
628
00:44:51,771 --> 00:44:53,314
But... what if we get caught?
629
00:44:53,398 --> 00:44:54,690
We're not gonna get caught.
630
00:44:58,987 --> 00:45:02,573
Fine. If you're not coming with us,
at least don't rat on us.
631
00:45:02,657 --> 00:45:04,533
Come on, let's go.
632
00:45:06,786 --> 00:45:08,788
♪♪
633
00:45:36,858 --> 00:45:37,984
Come on, hurry up.
634
00:45:38,985 --> 00:45:42,571
Go. Go. Move it!
635
00:45:42,656 --> 00:45:43,740
Get in.
636
00:45:49,955 --> 00:45:51,331
Okay, fasten your seatbelt.
637
00:45:51,414 --> 00:45:52,832
- Wait!
- Oh, we have one more.
638
00:45:52,916 --> 00:45:54,626
Well, it's about fucking time.
639
00:45:54,709 --> 00:45:57,545
I can't believe I'm doing this.
640
00:45:57,629 --> 00:46:00,131
Hi, I'm Lloyd Morgan-Gordon.
641
00:46:00,215 --> 00:46:02,759
This is Larry Morgan-Gordon.
Glad to have you with us.
642
00:46:02,842 --> 00:46:05,052
Uh, you'll need one of these.
643
00:46:05,136 --> 00:46:08,472
May not be an exact match, but...
644
00:46:09,516 --> 00:46:10,975
First time you've all been AWOL?
645
00:46:11,059 --> 00:46:13,644
Larry and Lloyd are ex-ex-gays.
646
00:46:13,728 --> 00:46:15,479
From True Directions?
647
00:46:15,563 --> 00:46:17,398
We were among Mary's ranks
before we defected.
648
00:46:17,482 --> 00:46:21,110
We're just trying to provide you all
with a balanced perspective
649
00:46:21,194 --> 00:46:22,737
to see that there are options.
650
00:46:22,821 --> 00:46:24,113
In the end, it's up to you
651
00:46:24,197 --> 00:46:26,157
- whether you choose to live a--
- Lie.
652
00:46:26,241 --> 00:46:28,368
Whether you want to be who you are,
653
00:46:28,451 --> 00:46:31,412
or keep it hidden is really more
what we're about.
654
00:46:31,496 --> 00:46:34,582
So you run, like,
the underground homo railroad.
655
00:46:43,133 --> 00:46:45,510
Come on, girls. Ooh!
656
00:46:53,810 --> 00:46:56,562
You didn't tell me you were taking me
to a gay bar!
657
00:46:56,646 --> 00:46:58,522
Well, where else would we go?
658
00:47:00,442 --> 00:47:03,069
- I'm gonna get you a drink.
- I don't drink!
659
00:47:25,342 --> 00:47:27,427
I refuse to accept
a false solution to my problem.
660
00:47:27,510 --> 00:47:29,970
I will resist temptation and seek
to solve my problem.
661
00:47:30,055 --> 00:47:33,266
- I refuse to accept a false solution--
- What are you doing?
662
00:47:33,350 --> 00:47:35,060
My interventions.
663
00:47:35,143 --> 00:47:37,145
You know, you don't have to do that.
664
00:47:37,228 --> 00:47:38,854
Just be yourself.
665
00:47:38,938 --> 00:47:41,941
♪♪
666
00:47:59,084 --> 00:48:01,252
Hi. Would you like to dance?
667
00:48:01,336 --> 00:48:03,004
Sure she does.
668
00:48:03,088 --> 00:48:05,799
No, sorry. I can't.
669
00:48:05,882 --> 00:48:07,800
That's okay. Just thought I'd ask.
670
00:48:07,884 --> 00:48:09,802
No problem.
671
00:48:09,886 --> 00:48:11,053
You're too good for one dance?
672
00:48:11,137 --> 00:48:14,306
You can't dance with a girl
for one second? Go ahead.
673
00:48:15,308 --> 00:48:17,143
- Hi.
- Hi.
674
00:48:17,227 --> 00:48:20,313
Sorry, I just don't dance much.
675
00:48:20,397 --> 00:48:21,731
That's okay.
676
00:48:26,986 --> 00:48:28,988
♪♪
677
00:49:25,795 --> 00:49:27,171
Megan, it's not what you think.
678
00:49:27,255 --> 00:49:29,548
That's why we came here, right?
679
00:49:29,632 --> 00:49:31,091
So you could be yourself.
680
00:49:31,176 --> 00:49:32,969
I don't like Sinead that way.
681
00:49:33,052 --> 00:49:34,720
Which way is that, clothed?
682
00:49:34,804 --> 00:49:36,764
We weren't doing anything.
683
00:49:36,848 --> 00:49:39,350
Oh, when you were going like this,
you weren't doing anything?
684
00:49:39,434 --> 00:49:41,644
I wasn't. I wasn't doing that!
685
00:49:43,396 --> 00:49:44,480
It doesn't matter.
686
00:49:46,232 --> 00:49:48,317
Why are you freaking out?
687
00:49:48,401 --> 00:49:51,529
It's none of my business.
Do what you want.
688
00:49:51,613 --> 00:49:53,781
You want me to do what I want?
689
00:49:53,865 --> 00:49:57,118
- I could care less!
- What I really want?
690
00:49:58,119 --> 00:49:59,370
Screw you!
691
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:20,892
I'm not supposed to like you.
692
00:50:25,730 --> 00:50:26,647
But?
693
00:50:29,943 --> 00:50:31,945
I wanna do that again.
694
00:51:26,499 --> 00:51:27,875
What are you looking at?
695
00:51:30,295 --> 00:51:32,297
♪♪
696
00:51:38,678 --> 00:51:39,929
Mary's coming!
697
00:51:49,522 --> 00:51:51,524
♪♪
698
00:52:19,260 --> 00:52:21,011
- Good night.
- Good night.
699
00:52:59,467 --> 00:53:01,385
Come on, just...
700
00:53:01,469 --> 00:53:03,721
throw out the first thing
that comes to your head, okay?
701
00:53:03,805 --> 00:53:05,765
Just-- just-just think.
702
00:53:05,848 --> 00:53:07,182
I already did!
703
00:53:07,266 --> 00:53:10,560
Mine is just as good as anybody else's.
704
00:53:10,645 --> 00:53:12,563
- I'm a heterosexual.
- Uh...
705
00:53:12,647 --> 00:53:15,566
Not yet, honey.
You're almost there.
706
00:53:15,650 --> 00:53:17,026
And don't speak out of turn.
707
00:53:17,110 --> 00:53:19,904
No, I know, I've never been gay.
708
00:53:21,364 --> 00:53:23,908
Jan, remember, uh, you were molested.
709
00:53:23,991 --> 00:53:26,576
I mean, just take a look at yourself.
710
00:53:27,578 --> 00:53:29,621
I mean, everybody
thinks I'm this big dyke
711
00:53:29,706 --> 00:53:34,127
because I wear baggy pants,
I play softball, and...
712
00:53:34,210 --> 00:53:36,962
I'm not as pretty as other girls,
but that doesn't make me gay.
713
00:53:39,048 --> 00:53:41,383
I mean, I like guys.
714
00:53:41,467 --> 00:53:43,051
I can't help it.
715
00:53:45,388 --> 00:53:47,390
I just want a big, fat Wiener up my—-
716
00:53:47,473 --> 00:53:49,183
Amen, sister.
717
00:53:50,977 --> 00:53:52,979
I quit.
718
00:53:53,062 --> 00:53:55,230
Who in the hell is she trying to fool?
719
00:53:56,774 --> 00:53:59,318
Hey, Jan! Jan!
720
00:54:01,070 --> 00:54:03,072
♪♪
721
00:54:21,424 --> 00:54:23,008
Group...
722
00:54:24,594 --> 00:54:27,888
I have found something
very disturbing this morning.
723
00:54:30,266 --> 00:54:34,645
I would like to know
who has been sneaking out
724
00:54:34,729 --> 00:54:38,482
with those smut-peddling recruiters.
725
00:54:39,859 --> 00:54:41,193
I want names.
726
00:54:42,695 --> 00:54:46,115
I want to know who is involved.
727
00:54:49,660 --> 00:54:50,911
Fine, then. Graham.
728
00:54:50,995 --> 00:54:52,454
What do you have to say for yourself?
729
00:54:52,538 --> 00:54:54,373
Why are you looking at me?
730
00:54:54,457 --> 00:54:56,876
Because I found these under your bed!
731
00:54:59,128 --> 00:55:01,421
Do you have anything
you'd like to confess?
732
00:55:04,383 --> 00:55:05,717
I didn't sneak out.
733
00:55:05,802 --> 00:55:07,553
But you know who did.
734
00:55:08,679 --> 00:55:11,098
No, I don't, but, um...
735
00:55:13,351 --> 00:55:17,021
I did realize something
about myself last night
736
00:55:17,104 --> 00:55:21,149
that I was too scared to admit until now.
737
00:55:21,234 --> 00:55:24,445
Okay, out with it. Come on, out with it.
738
00:55:24,529 --> 00:55:25,988
I have a crush...
739
00:55:30,409 --> 00:55:31,493
on Joel.
740
00:55:34,038 --> 00:55:35,330
Oh.
741
00:55:35,414 --> 00:55:38,583
It was the first time I really felt
something for a guy, you know?
742
00:55:38,668 --> 00:55:40,628
And it just-- it really proved to me
743
00:55:40,711 --> 00:55:42,754
the treatment's working.
744
00:55:42,839 --> 00:55:44,549
Oh, Graham.
745
00:55:46,384 --> 00:55:48,719
Oh.
746
00:55:48,803 --> 00:55:51,931
Now, let this show you
747
00:55:52,014 --> 00:55:56,514
what determination has yielded-- fruit!
748
00:55:56,936 --> 00:55:59,605
Now I want you all
to look at Graham's strength
749
00:55:59,689 --> 00:56:02,942
and how she worked her way
through this five-step program.
750
00:56:03,025 --> 00:56:06,028
Oh, and by the way, I'm very disappointed
in the rest of you,
751
00:56:06,112 --> 00:56:09,782
and I have scheduled a meeting
with each of your parents.
752
00:56:09,866 --> 00:56:13,536
If you can't listen to me,
then perhaps you'll listen to them.
753
00:56:14,704 --> 00:56:16,789
No, I didn't go to The Cocksucker,
754
00:56:16,873 --> 00:56:19,292
I've never been
to The Cocksucker, I won't.
755
00:56:19,375 --> 00:56:22,920
My cocksucking days are over. I am normal.
756
00:56:23,004 --> 00:56:25,506
Mom, Dad, you have to believe me.
I swear I didn't go anywhere.
757
00:56:27,258 --> 00:56:29,802
You're not gonna tell
your parents, are you?
758
00:56:36,017 --> 00:56:39,770
Now, honey, your mom
and I both know
759
00:56:39,854 --> 00:56:44,354
that you didn't have anything
to do with that... that...
760
00:56:44,442 --> 00:56:45,985
Field trip to The Cocksucker.
761
00:56:46,068 --> 00:56:48,737
Field trip to The Cook--
762
00:56:48,821 --> 00:56:51,698
But if you had gone...
763
00:56:53,117 --> 00:56:55,828
You have to know
that you would be on your own.
764
00:56:56,829 --> 00:56:58,872
What's that supposed to mean?
765
00:56:58,956 --> 00:57:01,708
Well, you can't come home.
766
00:57:01,792 --> 00:57:06,129
We can't allow you to live
an unhealthy lifestyle under our roof.
767
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:11,093
80, Megan, if that is what you choose,
768
00:57:11,177 --> 00:57:15,181
you're choosing
to cut us out of your life.
769
00:57:17,767 --> 00:57:20,186
Well, great. Great.
770
00:57:20,269 --> 00:57:23,146
Now, uh, what do you want to tell us?
771
00:57:24,273 --> 00:57:27,359
Just that you don't have
anything to worry about.
772
00:57:29,820 --> 00:57:32,823
I've been missing Jared a lot
773
00:57:32,907 --> 00:57:35,159
and can't wait to see him again.
774
00:57:35,242 --> 00:57:37,744
Oh, Megan, that's wonderful.
775
00:57:37,828 --> 00:57:41,122
Now, you just keep up the good work,
776
00:57:41,207 --> 00:57:43,876
and we'll be back to see you graduate.
777
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:45,544
You'll be home before you know it.
778
00:57:45,628 --> 00:57:47,379
Bye-bye, sweetie.
779
00:57:49,715 --> 00:57:51,007
You be a good girl.
780
00:57:52,009 --> 00:57:53,343
Good-bye, dear.
781
00:57:56,764 --> 00:57:58,849
Hmm.
782
00:58:01,811 --> 00:58:03,854
This is
Larry and Lloyd Morgan-Gordon.
783
00:58:03,938 --> 00:58:06,190
Leave us a message.
784
00:58:06,273 --> 00:58:09,526
I know you're there! Now pick it up!
785
00:58:09,610 --> 00:58:11,528
Listen to me, you little inverts,
786
00:58:11,612 --> 00:58:14,197
Okay, you want to play rough with my kids?
787
00:58:14,281 --> 00:58:17,158
Then I can play rough with you.
788
00:58:17,243 --> 00:58:19,119
- Time's up.
- Oh, yes, thank you.
789
00:58:21,706 --> 00:58:24,875
We've got
a little situation to deal with.
790
00:58:24,959 --> 00:58:26,752
Adam and Eve,
not Adam and Steve!
791
00:58:26,836 --> 00:58:28,921
Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!
792
00:58:29,005 --> 00:58:31,007
You have other options.
793
00:58:31,090 --> 00:58:32,841
Don't you want to be normal?
794
00:58:32,925 --> 00:58:34,509
Adam and Eve,
not Adam and Steve!
795
00:58:34,593 --> 00:58:37,470
Hey! I know you! I saw you last night!
796
00:58:38,764 --> 00:58:40,724
Hey, your daddy know you're a faggot?!
797
00:58:42,393 --> 00:58:44,561
Good shot, Graham!
798
00:58:44,645 --> 00:58:46,355
What are you doing?
799
00:58:46,439 --> 00:58:48,983
What if he saw us kissing?
What do you want me to do?
800
00:58:49,066 --> 00:58:51,276
We're not queer!
We're not going anywhere!
801
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:53,111
We are here! We're not queer!
802
00:58:53,195 --> 00:58:54,905
We're not going anywhere!
803
00:58:54,989 --> 00:58:56,615
That's it!
804
00:58:56,699 --> 00:58:59,118
You better retreat! We're comin' out!
805
00:59:02,997 --> 00:59:06,875
Is this what you teach now, Mary,
throw stones from glass houses?!
806
00:59:06,959 --> 00:59:09,294
You're gonna have a lot
of broken glass around you.
807
00:59:09,378 --> 00:59:12,214
It's part of the process, Lloyd.
808
00:59:12,298 --> 00:59:14,466
It's not easy for them.
809
00:59:31,358 --> 00:59:33,068
- Excuse me.
- Oh, thanks.
810
00:59:34,653 --> 00:59:37,072
You know, you are so good
at being straight.
811
00:59:37,156 --> 00:59:40,909
Wow. You have really big muscles.
812
00:59:40,993 --> 00:59:44,746
I-- I keep forgetting about,
like, all these little things.
813
00:59:44,830 --> 00:59:48,291
Get her cake, get her the cake.
814
00:59:48,375 --> 00:59:50,460
- Can I rub them?
-Hmm?
815
00:59:50,544 --> 00:59:52,504
A little cake right there.
816
01:00:04,809 --> 01:00:05,976
That's good.
817
01:00:09,647 --> 01:00:10,814
Oh, yeah.
818
01:00:10,898 --> 01:00:12,399
Mm.
819
01:00:15,569 --> 01:00:16,403
Mm.
820
01:00:16,487 --> 01:00:19,364
- You're really manly.
- Thanks.
821
01:00:19,448 --> 01:00:22,742
- I like that. Manly is good.
- I feel like the aggressor.
822
01:00:22,827 --> 01:00:26,789
That's nice. Yeah...
823
01:00:34,088 --> 01:00:38,588
You will all be graded in each category,
824
01:00:38,801 --> 01:00:42,513
and those of you who pass
will move on to step five--
825
01:00:43,639 --> 01:00:46,350
Simulated sexual lifestyle.
826
01:00:46,433 --> 01:00:50,478
And those of you who fail
will be sent home.
827
01:00:50,563 --> 01:00:53,649
Boys with Mike, girls with me.
828
01:01:33,022 --> 01:01:35,024
♪♪
829
01:01:45,659 --> 01:01:47,118
Come on! Come on!
830
01:01:52,041 --> 01:01:54,168
Essay Topic: "My root
831
01:01:54,251 --> 01:01:57,921
and how it prevented me
from heterosexual loving."
832
01:02:02,134 --> 01:02:04,136
♪♪
833
01:02:14,188 --> 01:02:18,688
Now, in order to successfully navigate
the treacherous sea of temptation,
834
01:02:19,735 --> 01:02:23,989
one must first enter a life
out of homosexuality.
835
01:02:25,157 --> 01:02:27,242
I've never seen such a determined group,
836
01:02:27,326 --> 01:02:30,871
and I am passing all...
837
01:02:32,748 --> 01:02:34,040
but one of you.
838
01:02:35,167 --> 01:02:36,459
- Andre?
-Hmm?
839
01:02:37,461 --> 01:02:39,171
You may pack your bags.
840
01:02:40,756 --> 01:02:42,299
Now there's cake in the kitchen.
841
01:02:42,383 --> 01:02:43,926
You'll want to rest up for the simulation.
842
01:02:44,009 --> 01:02:46,720
Michael, congratulations.
843
01:02:48,555 --> 01:02:51,307
I just wasn't meant to be butch.
844
01:02:52,643 --> 01:02:54,394
I'm a sissy.
845
01:02:55,771 --> 01:02:57,105
No.
846
01:02:58,774 --> 01:03:00,859
You should be proud of who you are.
847
01:03:02,611 --> 01:03:04,404
Hello?
848
01:03:04,488 --> 01:03:08,074
I-- I mean, you're more than just a sissy.
849
01:03:08,158 --> 01:03:12,620
You're nice and-- and clean and smart,
850
01:03:12,705 --> 01:03:16,125
and sexy and firm and luscious and--
851
01:03:16,208 --> 01:03:18,460
Excuse me.
852
01:03:18,544 --> 01:03:20,003
The last thing I need right now
853
01:03:20,087 --> 01:03:22,339
is some fruit
who just proved he's straight
854
01:03:22,423 --> 01:03:24,800
telling my ass how sexy I am.
855
01:03:24,883 --> 01:03:26,050
Ugh!
856
01:03:27,219 --> 01:03:29,471
Congratulations, liars!
857
01:03:29,555 --> 01:03:32,015
You know who you are,
and you know who you want.
858
01:03:32,099 --> 01:03:35,185
Ain't nobody gonna change that! Shit.
859
01:04:19,438 --> 01:04:21,440
♪♪
860
01:05:49,027 --> 01:05:51,029
♪♪
861
01:06:05,961 --> 01:06:07,295
Graham?
862
01:06:12,551 --> 01:06:14,302
I never felt that way before...
863
01:06:15,971 --> 01:06:17,222
except...
864
01:06:19,808 --> 01:06:20,975
Except for what?
865
01:06:22,394 --> 01:06:24,479
- Don't laugh, okay?
- I won't.
866
01:06:26,398 --> 01:06:29,901
Except for when I was cheerleading.
867
01:06:31,737 --> 01:06:34,239
- Really?
- I'm serious.
868
01:06:36,617 --> 01:06:39,828
So it sounds stupid to you,
but I really love it.
869
01:06:42,498 --> 01:06:45,000
Cheerleading's the one thing
that's kept me happy.
870
01:06:51,548 --> 01:06:52,966
It's exhilarating.
871
01:06:56,720 --> 01:06:59,556
I would love to see you cheer.
872
01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:02,684
- Don't make fun of me.
- No, I'm not, I'm not.
873
01:07:05,437 --> 01:07:09,357
Did you ever think maybe I'm just jealous
that you love something?
874
01:07:24,039 --> 01:07:25,540
Get out of bed!
875
01:07:26,875 --> 01:07:30,962
You hormonal hussy!
I can't believe you did this.
876
01:07:31,046 --> 01:07:34,049
You were supposed to be the role model.
Now get up right now!
877
01:07:35,050 --> 01:07:36,801
What did I do?
878
01:07:36,885 --> 01:07:39,679
A little sleepover with Graham.
879
01:07:39,763 --> 01:07:41,222
Ugh!
880
01:07:41,306 --> 01:07:43,641
Get dressed right now!
881
01:07:46,228 --> 01:07:49,981
You, of course, understand
what your little adventure has cost you.
882
01:07:50,065 --> 01:07:53,860
You'll be removed from the program
and the premises at once.
883
01:07:53,944 --> 01:07:56,237
I understand.
884
01:07:56,321 --> 01:07:58,948
And, of course, your parents
have made it very clear
885
01:07:59,032 --> 01:08:01,034
that you are just
not welcome home anymore,
886
01:08:01,118 --> 01:08:03,829
so you will be left to your own devices.
887
01:08:05,914 --> 01:08:08,875
I mean there-- there may be
one thing that you can do
888
01:08:08,959 --> 01:08:10,794
where we could work out
some kind of a deal.
889
01:08:10,877 --> 01:08:12,962
I'll let you stay...
890
01:08:13,046 --> 01:08:15,256
and graduate with the rest of your class,
891
01:08:15,340 --> 01:08:18,301
but you must do me one favor in return.
892
01:08:18,385 --> 01:08:19,803
Partner in simulation with Rock.
893
01:08:19,886 --> 01:08:20,803
Rock?
894
01:08:23,724 --> 01:08:25,308
I don't think that would work.
895
01:08:26,310 --> 01:08:27,978
♪ Party train ♪
896
01:08:31,815 --> 01:08:33,233
Oh, for Pete's sake!
897
01:08:38,822 --> 01:08:42,534
Rock! Turn it off!
898
01:08:47,414 --> 01:08:49,040
We've lost Megan.
899
01:08:49,124 --> 01:08:51,251
She just wasn't strong enough,
900
01:08:51,335 --> 01:08:54,421
but you still have
a chance to save yourself.
901
01:08:54,504 --> 01:08:55,588
It's your choice.
902
01:08:55,672 --> 01:08:59,133
You can run off with Megan
and turn into a raging bull dyke,
903
01:08:59,217 --> 01:09:03,554
or you can do the simulation and graduate
and lead a normal life.
904
01:09:03,639 --> 01:09:07,476
There is no choice.
You came here to graduate,
905
01:09:07,559 --> 01:09:09,644
and that is exactly
what you're going to do.
906
01:09:09,728 --> 01:09:12,063
You understand me, young lady?
907
01:09:12,147 --> 01:09:15,358
This is exactly why your mother left.
908
01:09:15,442 --> 01:09:17,318
Are you ready to lose your father?
909
01:09:41,259 --> 01:09:42,718
Then it's settled.
910
01:09:42,803 --> 01:09:45,806
Graham will partner
with Rock in simulation.
911
01:09:45,889 --> 01:09:48,683
Megan, you're out.
912
01:09:48,767 --> 01:09:50,268
Skedaddle.
913
01:09:51,812 --> 01:09:54,898
I-I can't. I'm sorry.
914
01:09:58,652 --> 01:10:00,654
♪♪
915
01:10:36,565 --> 01:10:39,442
- What do you want?
- I need to talk to Lloyd and Larry.
916
01:10:39,526 --> 01:10:40,860
But you're from True Directions.
917
01:10:40,944 --> 01:10:44,405
Yeah... Hey, not anymore!
918
01:10:46,992 --> 01:10:50,203
All right, kid. Get in here.
919
01:10:50,287 --> 01:10:51,913
Come on, move your tush.
920
01:10:53,623 --> 01:10:55,499
I can't go back.
921
01:10:55,584 --> 01:10:58,503
I thought you could teach me
how to be a lesbian.
922
01:10:58,587 --> 01:11:02,173
What they wear,
where they live, you know.
923
01:11:03,633 --> 01:11:05,968
Uh, Megan, we can't help you with that.
924
01:11:06,052 --> 01:11:09,263
There's not just one way to be a lesbian.
925
01:11:09,347 --> 01:11:11,891
You just have to continue to be
who you are.
926
01:11:14,686 --> 01:11:16,562
- Dolph?
- Megan!
927
01:11:17,647 --> 01:11:19,231
Oh!
928
01:11:19,316 --> 01:11:21,318
Thank you so much for saving me
from that place.
929
01:11:21,401 --> 01:11:23,194
What are you doing here?
930
01:11:23,278 --> 01:11:27,573
I live here, or at least
until I find a way to make it on my own.
931
01:11:28,950 --> 01:11:29,867
Oh.
932
01:11:29,951 --> 01:11:31,535
It's way better than T.D.
933
01:11:31,620 --> 01:11:34,831
We all get our own rooms
and curfew's midnight,
934
01:11:34,915 --> 01:11:36,625
but we have to share bathrooms.
935
01:11:36,708 --> 01:11:38,543
Well, not at the same time, of course.
936
01:11:38,627 --> 01:11:40,337
Of course.
937
01:11:40,420 --> 01:11:42,296
Come on, it's gonna be okay.
938
01:11:42,380 --> 01:11:44,131
No, it won't.
939
01:11:46,676 --> 01:11:49,512
She was supposed to leave
with me, and she didn't.
940
01:11:50,514 --> 01:11:52,641
Whoa, slow down. Who?
941
01:11:52,724 --> 01:11:53,683
Graham.
942
01:11:53,767 --> 01:11:56,311
I knew it! She was into you
from the start.
943
01:11:57,687 --> 01:11:59,313
Then why didn't she come with me?
944
01:11:59,397 --> 01:12:01,023
Well, maybe she was scared.
945
01:12:01,107 --> 01:12:02,733
Like I'm not?
946
01:12:02,818 --> 01:12:05,821
Believe me, you're better off here.
947
01:12:08,198 --> 01:12:10,200
♪♪
948
01:12:12,244 --> 01:12:13,912
Graham.
949
01:12:13,995 --> 01:12:15,454
Pay attention!
950
01:12:15,539 --> 01:12:17,332
Action, Rock.
951
01:12:20,418 --> 01:12:22,420
♪♪
952
01:12:27,926 --> 01:12:30,219
Now lean in and kiss her.
953
01:12:32,806 --> 01:12:34,140
Nice, Rock.
954
01:12:34,224 --> 01:12:37,810
Now feel how soft and vulnerable she is.
955
01:12:37,894 --> 01:12:39,145
Isn't it wonderful?
956
01:12:40,146 --> 01:12:43,232
Now, Graham, let him take the lead.
957
01:12:45,193 --> 01:12:48,154
A little tongue. He loves you.
958
01:12:48,238 --> 01:12:51,407
He wants to be with you,
the way God intended.
959
01:12:52,534 --> 01:12:54,953
To be inside you.
960
01:12:55,036 --> 01:12:57,204
His love muscle thrusting.
961
01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:00,834
Cut!
962
01:13:00,917 --> 01:13:03,544
Megan, we thought that Dolph
should take you out this week
963
01:13:03,628 --> 01:13:05,338
to celebrate your new freedom.
964
01:13:05,422 --> 01:13:07,590
- How would that be?
- Sure.
965
01:13:07,674 --> 01:13:11,219
80, Megan, what do you want to do now?
966
01:13:11,303 --> 01:13:12,804
Um, Larry,
967
01:13:12,888 --> 01:13:15,849
Megan just made a very traumatic decision,
and she's still moving through things.
968
01:13:15,932 --> 01:13:20,061
Well, I-- I just thought that we could
check out some schools in the city
969
01:13:20,145 --> 01:13:24,149
- and I could, uh--
- She's not ready... sweetie.
970
01:13:24,232 --> 01:13:26,859
You know, I am just
asking a simple question.
971
01:13:26,943 --> 01:13:28,069
I'm not interrogating her--
972
01:13:28,153 --> 01:13:30,155
Now we're moving
to that aggressive space again.
973
01:13:30,238 --> 01:13:31,405
Can I even ask a question around here?
974
01:13:31,489 --> 01:13:33,491
Now I feel you're moving
into your victim stance.
975
01:13:33,575 --> 01:13:37,245
I was not attacking. I was verbalizing.
976
01:13:39,247 --> 01:13:42,833
I just feel like you don't value
my opinion anymore.
977
01:13:42,918 --> 01:13:44,753
Seems like nothing I do pleases you and...
978
01:13:44,836 --> 01:13:47,797
I feel inadequate.
979
01:13:47,881 --> 01:13:48,798
Oh.
980
01:13:49,883 --> 01:13:53,261
I love my Larry bear.
981
01:13:53,345 --> 01:13:55,805
- Lloyd's sorry.
- Larry bear's sorry, too.
982
01:14:01,770 --> 01:14:04,439
Okay, then. Dinner's ready.
983
01:14:05,482 --> 01:14:08,109
Very good. Okay, who's next?
984
01:14:08,193 --> 01:14:10,195
♪♪
985
01:14:19,120 --> 01:14:22,665
Okay, now remember that sex is fun.
986
01:14:22,749 --> 01:14:24,167
We're making love.
987
01:14:24,250 --> 01:14:26,293
There's nothing dirty about it.
988
01:14:26,378 --> 01:14:29,506
Sex is beautiful
when it's between a man and a woman.
989
01:14:29,589 --> 01:14:30,548
Mom.
990
01:14:31,549 --> 01:14:33,217
Okay, now from this position,
991
01:14:33,301 --> 01:14:37,054
the woman will spread her legs,
opening like a flower.
992
01:14:37,138 --> 01:14:38,597
That's wonderful, Graham.
993
01:14:38,682 --> 01:14:43,182
Now at this point, the man will insert
himself into the woman.
994
01:14:49,401 --> 01:14:50,485
Yes, that's...
995
01:14:50,568 --> 01:14:52,736
yes, Rock, that's it!
996
01:14:52,821 --> 01:14:54,864
Uh, Mrs. Brown?
997
01:14:54,948 --> 01:14:56,282
What is it, Joel?
998
01:14:56,366 --> 01:14:57,700
- What about foreplay?
- No!
999
01:14:57,784 --> 01:14:59,410
Foreplay is for Sissies.
1000
01:14:59,494 --> 01:15:02,788
Real men go in, unload, and pull out!
1001
01:15:02,872 --> 01:15:03,747
Mom!
1002
01:15:16,428 --> 01:15:18,221
We can dance if you wanna.
1003
01:15:20,974 --> 01:15:22,100
You go ahead.
1004
01:15:23,143 --> 01:15:25,061
I think I need to go get some air.
1005
01:15:40,785 --> 01:15:41,952
I miss her.
1006
01:15:44,622 --> 01:15:47,166
She's scared and maybe
she's making the wrong choice,
1007
01:15:47,250 --> 01:15:48,626
but it's her wrong choice to make.
1008
01:15:48,710 --> 01:15:50,795
You have to be willing to walk away.
1009
01:15:52,505 --> 01:15:54,465
What about you and Clayton?
1010
01:15:56,217 --> 01:15:58,802
Look, if he can't make a stand,
he just can't make a stand.
1011
01:16:03,850 --> 01:16:05,393
Well, what about you?
1012
01:16:06,561 --> 01:16:08,563
What are you willing to do?
1013
01:16:15,987 --> 01:16:17,571
I am so proud of you.
1014
01:16:18,573 --> 01:16:20,783
Doesn't it feel great to be straight?
1015
01:16:20,867 --> 01:16:24,161
To be out of homosexuality?
1016
01:16:24,245 --> 01:16:26,914
It's not always gonna be easy,
1017
01:16:26,998 --> 01:16:29,208
but at least we know what to do now.
1018
01:16:30,502 --> 01:16:32,462
Okay, girls, ready to go?
1019
01:16:35,590 --> 01:16:37,633
Give me the keys.
1020
01:16:37,717 --> 01:16:39,552
- Hope she's worth it.
- Is Clayton?
1021
01:16:39,636 --> 01:16:41,095
I'm doing this for you, not for Clayton.
1022
01:16:41,179 --> 01:16:42,638
Yeah, right.
1023
01:16:50,313 --> 01:16:51,731
There he is.
1024
01:16:56,486 --> 01:16:58,488
♪♪
1025
01:17:21,094 --> 01:17:22,136
Let's go.
1026
01:17:34,524 --> 01:17:36,526
♪♪
1027
01:17:41,656 --> 01:17:44,825
Welcome to the graduating class
of True Directions.
1028
01:17:48,288 --> 01:17:49,372
Ladies and gentlemen,
1029
01:17:49,455 --> 01:17:51,206
may I present
1030
01:17:51,291 --> 01:17:54,585
our happy heterosexuals!
1031
01:17:54,669 --> 01:17:56,671
♪♪
1032
01:18:06,723 --> 01:18:07,682
Oh...
1033
01:18:22,614 --> 01:18:24,782
- Jesus!
- Miss me?
1034
01:18:24,866 --> 01:18:27,702
- Why are you here?
- I came to get you.
1035
01:18:29,579 --> 01:18:31,706
I can't go anywhere, Megan.
1036
01:18:33,791 --> 01:18:35,793
♪♪
1037
01:18:58,441 --> 01:19:00,401
That was fast.
1038
01:19:00,485 --> 01:19:01,861
Where's Graham?
1039
01:19:03,446 --> 01:19:04,780
I gotta try again.
1040
01:19:15,500 --> 01:19:18,085
We've all gathered on this special day
1041
01:19:18,169 --> 01:19:22,214
to celebrate the wonderful
True Directions.
1042
01:19:25,969 --> 01:19:29,430
And praise be to our Higher Power.
1043
01:19:31,766 --> 01:19:34,685
Will our graduates please stand again?
1044
01:19:36,187 --> 01:19:37,479
Sinead Laurent.
1045
01:19:44,946 --> 01:19:46,238
Joel Goldberg.
1046
01:19:55,290 --> 01:19:57,083
Hilary Vandermueller.
1047
01:20:04,966 --> 01:20:06,467
Graham Eaton.
1048
01:20:16,853 --> 01:20:18,855
♪♪
1049
01:20:29,282 --> 01:20:31,242
And now,
1050
01:20:31,326 --> 01:20:34,370
I think that in closing, we should...
1051
01:20:44,839 --> 01:20:45,673
Graham.
1052
01:20:52,388 --> 01:20:54,473
♪ One, two, three, four ♪
1053
01:20:54,557 --> 01:20:56,934
♪ I won't take "no" anymore ♪
1054
01:20:57,018 --> 01:20:58,686
♪ Five, six, seven, eight ♪
1055
01:20:58,770 --> 01:21:01,397
♪ I want you to be my mate ♪
1056
01:21:01,481 --> 01:21:03,858
♪ One, two, three, four ♪
1057
01:21:03,941 --> 01:21:06,151
♪ You're the one that I adore ♪
1058
01:21:06,235 --> 01:21:08,612
♪ Five, six, seven, eight ♪
1059
01:21:08,696 --> 01:21:11,699
♪ Don't run from me 'cause this is fate. ♪
1060
01:21:24,420 --> 01:21:26,130
I love you.
1061
01:21:28,508 --> 01:21:32,845
Megan! You stop it this instant!
1062
01:21:32,929 --> 01:21:37,266
'Cause you will wallow in the smut
of your homosexual depravity
1063
01:21:37,350 --> 01:21:39,435
for the rest of your life!
1064
01:21:45,566 --> 01:21:47,943
Dolph! Come on, let's go!
1065
01:21:48,027 --> 01:21:50,863
Megan!
1066
01:21:52,573 --> 01:21:54,074
Wait!
1067
01:21:58,204 --> 01:22:00,206
♪♪
1068
01:22:35,950 --> 01:22:37,576
My name is Peter,
1069
01:22:37,660 --> 01:22:42,160
and my daughter is a... h-homosexual.
1070
01:22:43,332 --> 01:22:44,916
Hello, Peter!
1071
01:23:13,321 --> 01:23:15,323
♪♪
1072
01:24:59,969 --> 01:25:01,971
♪♪
1073
01:28:02,485 --> 01:28:04,487
♪♪