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NARRATOR: In The New York Herald,
November 26, year 1911...
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...there is an account
of the hanging of three men.
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They died for the murder
of Sir Edmund William Godfrey...
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...husband, father, pharmacist,
and all-around gentleman resident...
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...of Greenberry Hill, London.
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He was murdered by three vagrants
whose motive was simple robbery.
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They were identified as Joseph Green...
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...Stanley Berry...
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...and Daniel Hill.
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Green, Berry, Hill.
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And l would like to think
this was only a matter of chance.
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As reported in the Reno Gazette,
June of 1983...
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...there is the story of a fire...
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...the water that it took
to contain the fire...
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...and a scuba diver
named Delmer Darion.
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Employee of the Nugget Hotel and Casino,
Reno, Nevada...
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...engaged as a blackjack dealer,
well-liked and well-regarded...
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...as a physical, recreational,
and sporting sort...
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...Delmer's true passion was for the lake.
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As reported by the coroner,
Delmer died of a heart attack...
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...somewhere between the lake
and the tree...
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...but most curious side note is the suicide
the next day of Craig Hansen...
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...volunteer firefighter,
estranged father of four...
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...and a poor tendency to drink.
Mr. Hansen was the pilot of the plane...
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...that quite accidentally
lifted Delmer Darion out of the water.
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Added to this,
Mr. Hansen's tortured life...
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...met before with Delmer Darion
just two nights previous.
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All l need is a two.
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All you need is a deuce. All right.
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That is an eight.
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DELMER: Glad you like my work.
All right. Moment of truth--
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NARRATOR: The weight of the guilt
and the measure of coincidence so large...
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...Craig Hansen took his life.
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[ GUNSHOT ]
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And l am trying to think
this was all only a matter of chance.
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The tale told
at a 1961 awards dinner...
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...for the American Association
of Forensic Science...
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...by Dr. John Harper,
president of the association...
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...began with a simple suicide attempt.
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JOHN:
--curiosity.
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NARRATOR:
Seventeen-year-old Sydney Barringer...
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...in the city of Los Angeles
on March 23rd, 1958.
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The coroner ruled
that the unsuccessful suicide...
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...had suddenly become
a successful homicide.
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To explain,
the suicide was confirmed by a note...
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...in the right hip pocket
of Sydney Barringer.
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At the same time young Sydney stood
on the ledge of this nine-story building...
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...an argument swelled
three stories below.
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[ MAN AND WOMAN SHOUTlNG ]
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The neighbors heard, as they usually did,
the arguing of the tenants...
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...and it was not uncommon for them
to threaten each other with a shotgun...
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...or one of the many handguns
kept in the house.
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FAYE:
l'm gonna put you down!
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NARRATOR: And when the shotgun
accidentally went off...
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You asshole!
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NARRATOR:
Sydney just happened to pass.
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What?
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Shut the fuck up!
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NARRATOR: Added to this,
the two tenants turned out to be...
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...Faye and Arthur Barringer...
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...Sydney's mother and Sydney's father.
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When confronted with the charge...
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...which took some figuring out
for the officers on the scene of the crime...
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...Faye Barringer swore
she did not know the gun was loaded.
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l didn't know.
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She always threatens me with the gun,
but l don't keep it loaded.
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DETECTlVE:
And you didn't load the gun?
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Why would l load the gun?
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NARRATOR:
A boy who lived in the building...
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...sometimes a visitor
and friend to Sydney Barringer...
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...said that he had seen, six days prior,
the loading of the shotgun.
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Ricky, come here a minute.
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NARRATOR:
lt seems that all the arguing and fighting...
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...and all of the violence
was far too much for Sydney Barringer...
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...and knowing his mother
and father's tendency to fight...
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...he decided to do something.
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[ GUN CLlCKS ]
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He said that he wanted them
to kill each other...
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...and that's all that they wanted to do,
was kill each other...
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...and that he would help them do that
if that's what they wanted.
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NARRATOR: Sydney Barringer jumps
from the ninth-floor rooftop.
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His parents argue three stories below.
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Her accidental shotgun blast
hits Sydney in the stomach...
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...as he passes
the arguing sixth-floor window.
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He is killed instantly,
but continues to fall...
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...only to find, five stories below,
a safety net installed three days prior...
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...for window washers
that would've broken his fall...
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...and saved his life
if not for the hole in his stomach.
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So Faye Barringer was charged
with the murder of her son...
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...and Sydney Barringer noted
as an accomplice in his own death.
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[ FAYE GRUNTlNG ]
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And it is in the humble opinion
of this narrator...
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...that this is not
just something that happened.
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This cannot be one of those things.
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This, please, cannot be that.
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And for what l would like to say,
l can't.
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This was not just
a matter of chance. Ha, ha.
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[ FAYE SHOUTlNG ]
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These strange things happen all the time.
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ln this big game that we play, life,
it's not what you hope for.
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It's not what you deserve.
It's what you take.
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I'm Frank T.J. Mackey,
a master of the muffin...
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...and author of the
Seduce and Destroy system...
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...now available to you
on audio and video cassette.
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will teach you the techniques...
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...to have any hard-body blonde...
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...just dripping to wet your dork.
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Bottom line? Language:
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the magical key to unlocking
the female analytical mindset.
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Tap directly into her hopes, her wants...
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...her fears, her desires,
and her sweet little panties.
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your sex-starved servant.
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...trance-like state that will get you...
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Hey.
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FRANK [ ON TV ]:
--naughty sauce you want fast.
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Hey, how many more times...
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[ SNIFFING ]
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...do you need to hear
the all-too-famous line--
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So?
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[ WOMAN GASPlNG ]
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FRANK:
--"l just don't feel that way about you"?
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DlCK [ ON TV ]: For over 30 years,
America has hung out...
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...and answered questions
with Jimmy Gator.
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An American legend
and a true television icon...
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...Jimmy celebrates his 12,000th hour
of broadcast this week.
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Have I been around that long?
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DlCK [ ON TV ]: He's a family man
who's been married for over 40 years...
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...with two children and one
bouncing baby grandchild on the way.
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We've tuned in each day
to see the human interaction...
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...between Jimmy
and some very special kids...
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...and we hope there's 30 more years
of watching that happen.
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l'm Jimmy Gator.
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STANLEY [ ON TV ]: Donald W. Winnicott.
1911. North America. South America.
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The answer is four.
The answer is 22. Gravity.
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The answer
is The Life of Samuel Johnson.
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[ DOG BARKlNG ]
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FRANK [ ON TV ]: I don't care
what your last bank statement is.
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Let's go.
You should have done that 10 minutes ago.
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STANLEY: We need more dog food.
RlCK: Talk in the car.
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Look, l got a serious audition today.
FRANK: Are you lonely?
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RlCK: That one too?
- l need this one.
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FRANK:
Well, let me tell you.
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RlCK: l don't understand why you need
four bags of books to go to school.
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There's no reason
for this many backpacks.
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Be ready at 2:00.
- lt should be 1:30.
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RlCK: l told you l got an audition.
l won't be here till 2:00.
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Get your stuff. Come on.
Gotta go. Love you.
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STANLEY: Love you too.
- Okay.
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Donnie, do you have an answer?
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I do, Jimmy. Prometheus.
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JlMMY:
lt is!
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[ CROWD ON TV APPLAUDlNG ]
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Donnie, how does it feel?
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[ CROWD ON TV LAUGHlNG ]
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lt's pretty exciting. Bet you don't get
many people my age getting braces.
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NURSE:
You were so cute on that game show.
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Bet you can't answer any questions now,
though, huh? Ha, ha!
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So we're all set to go, Donnie.
DONNlE: Good.
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l'll see you tomorrow morning.
- Okay.
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RECEPTlONlST: Bye.
- You're running around like crazy.
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l'm gonna be late for work.
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[ ♫ GABRlELLE'S "DREAMS"
PLAYlNG ON CAR STEREO ♫ ]
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[ WOMAN SHRlEKS
THEN CROWD SHOUTS ]
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MAN:
Hey.
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lt's the Quiz Kid, Donnie Smith.
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PHIL:
Hello, hello.
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[ DOGS BARKlNG ]
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How's today, then?
- Fucking bullshit is what this is.
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EARL [ WHISPERlNG ]:
Fucking regrets.
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And we do these things,
move through this life.
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l'm gonna need your help, Phil.
You got to help me on something today.
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l'll take care. Anything, Earl.
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Well, you're his doctor, and that's why.
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Tell me something. Tell me something.
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He needs more pills.
He needs more-- Fuck it.
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He needs more pills,
and l need some answers...
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...so l'm coming to see you.
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[ DOOR SLAMS ]
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Morning, Linda.
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l love you, my darling.
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l'll be back in a while, Phil.
l have to do some things...
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...and l have to see something,
and l'll be back.
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Fuck.
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Fuck, fuck, fuck.
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WOMAN [ ON RECORDlNG ]:
Press one to hear...
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...this person's personal description
of themselves...
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...and two to leave a personal message
of your own.
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[ PHONE BEEPS ]
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JlM [ ON RECORDlNG ]: Well, hello.
This is Jim. I work in law enforcement.
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l'm an officer for the LAPD...
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...and work
out of the North Hollywood district.
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I love my job,
and I love to go to the movies.
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l try to stay physically fit.
My job demands it.
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l'm getting up there, though.
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I'm 32 years old, and l'm 6'2" tall,
and I weigh about 180...
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...if that's important to you.
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I'm really interested in meeting
someone special who likes quiet things.
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My life is very stressful, and l hope to
have a relationship that is very calm...
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...and undemanding and loving...
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...so if you are this person, please leave me
a message at box number 82.
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Thank you.
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OFFlCER:
So much violence...
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...but that's the way of the world.
Good luck, as always.
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Serve and protect and all that other
blah, blah, blah on the side of the car.
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JlM:
Let me tell you something.
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This is not an easy job.
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l get a call on the radio from Dispatch.
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lt's bad news.
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And it stinks.
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But this is my job, and l love it...
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...because l wanna do well.
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ln this life and in this world,
l wanna do well...
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...and l wanna help people.
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And l might get 20 bad calls a day...
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...but one time l can help someone,
l make a save...
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... l correct a wrong or right a situation...
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...then l'm a happy cop.
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And we move through this life,
we should try and do good.
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Do good.
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And if we can do that...
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...and not hurt anyone else...
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...well, then...
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[ BANGlNG ON DOOR ]
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JlM: Hello?
MARClE: l turn around, there's something.
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Whoa! Slow down.
- You can't just come in here.
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The door was open, ma'am.
- You not allowed to come in.
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Calm down.
- l am calm!
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l got a call to this apartment,
report of a disturbance.
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There's no disturbance.
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l got a call of a disturbance. Your door
was open. l just wanna see what's going on.
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Yeah, but there's no disturbance.
- Then you got nothing to worry about.
233
00:13:30,395 --> 00:13:33,981
You don't tell me. l know my rights.
Just come right in. You can't just...
234
00:13:34,149 --> 00:13:35,983
All right, ma'am, you wanna test me?
235
00:13:36,151 --> 00:13:39,195
All right? You wanna tell me
about the law book, we can do that.
236
00:13:39,362 --> 00:13:42,406
You push me far enough,
l will take you to jail.
237
00:13:42,574 --> 00:13:46,243
Okay? Now calm yourself down.
- l am calm!
238
00:13:46,411 --> 00:13:49,580
No. You are not calm.
You're screaming at me.
239
00:13:49,748 --> 00:13:51,499
Do you understand?
240
00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:54,877
Now, l got a call of a disturbance,
and l'm going to check it out.
241
00:13:55,045 --> 00:13:57,171
That is what l'm going to do.
242
00:13:58,089 --> 00:14:00,925
Now, are you alone in here?
- l ain't got to answer your questions.
243
00:14:01,092 --> 00:14:04,428
No, you don't,
but l'm gonna ask you one more time.
244
00:14:04,596 --> 00:14:07,765
Are you alone in here?
- What does it look like?
245
00:14:07,933 --> 00:14:11,143
There's no one else in here?
- You in here.
246
00:14:11,937 --> 00:14:14,563
Okay. That's true,
but is there anyone else...
247
00:14:14,731 --> 00:14:16,732
...besides me
and besides you in this house?
248
00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:18,817
No. l said that already.
- Mm-hm.
249
00:14:18,985 --> 00:14:21,070
Are you lying to me?
- l live by myself.
250
00:14:21,238 --> 00:14:24,698
That might be true,
but the question l'm asking you, ma'am...
251
00:14:24,866 --> 00:14:27,451
ls there anyone else
in this house right now?
252
00:14:27,619 --> 00:14:30,579
No.
- Okay.
253
00:14:30,747 --> 00:14:32,456
What is your name?
- Marcie.
254
00:14:32,624 --> 00:14:35,626
Okay. Marcie,
l'm gonna need you to take a seat here.
255
00:14:35,794 --> 00:14:39,880
l prefer to stand up.
- Okay. l'm not asking.
256
00:14:41,216 --> 00:14:44,510
l didn't even do nothing.
- Move, ma'am.
257
00:14:46,638 --> 00:14:47,972
[ MARClE SlGHS ]
258
00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:54,270
Okay. So, like l was saying,
l'm here to check on a disturbance.
259
00:14:54,437 --> 00:14:57,231
Now, some of your neighbors
heard screaming and a loud crash.
260
00:14:57,399 --> 00:14:59,817
l don't even know no loud crash.
- Okay, what--?
261
00:14:59,985 --> 00:15:00,985
[ METAL CLANKS ]
262
00:15:01,152 --> 00:15:02,278
What was that?
- Nothing.
263
00:15:02,445 --> 00:15:05,656
Sit back down on the couch.
- l ain't gotta do a goddamn thing.
264
00:15:05,824 --> 00:15:07,658
What's this bullshit?
- Do not do this.
265
00:15:07,826 --> 00:15:11,328
Do not do this. Do not slap me, ma'am.
- This is bullshit. This is bullshit.
266
00:15:11,496 --> 00:15:15,791
This is bullshit. For what? For what?
For what? Huh? Tell me for what.
267
00:15:15,959 --> 00:15:17,126
No, tell me for what.
268
00:15:17,294 --> 00:15:19,670
JlM: l asked you to sit on the couch.
MARClE: This is bullshit.
269
00:15:19,838 --> 00:15:21,088
[ MARClE GRUNTS ]
270
00:15:21,256 --> 00:15:23,465
- This is bullshit. This is fucking bullshit.
271
00:15:23,633 --> 00:15:25,843
15-L-27, l'm gonna need backup.
272
00:15:26,011 --> 00:15:28,345
What the fuck is this?
lt's bullshit, motherfucker!
273
00:15:28,513 --> 00:15:31,932
l want you to stay right there.
- Fucking bullshit, and you know it!
274
00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:34,643
JlM: Stay right there, Marcie.
- Don't you go in my bedroom!
275
00:15:34,811 --> 00:15:38,522
This is bullshit, motherfucker!
Don't go down the hallway!
276
00:15:38,690 --> 00:15:40,733
Don't go down
my motherfucking hallway!
277
00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:42,026
JlM:
This is the LAPD!
278
00:15:42,193 --> 00:15:44,236
Don't go in my goddamn bedroom!
279
00:15:44,404 --> 00:15:46,363
JlM:
Come out now with your hands up!
280
00:15:47,866 --> 00:15:50,284
MARClE:
What did l tell you? Ain't nobody in there!
281
00:15:50,452 --> 00:15:52,536
Where the fuck you going, motherfucker?
282
00:15:52,704 --> 00:15:54,788
Don't go in my goddamn bedroom!
283
00:15:54,956 --> 00:15:57,875
Stay out of my motherfucking closet!
What did l tell you?
284
00:15:58,043 --> 00:16:00,377
Don't go down my hallway!
- This is the police!
285
00:16:00,545 --> 00:16:03,047
lf there is anyone in this closet,
come out...
286
00:16:03,214 --> 00:16:05,883
...and show yourself to me now,
with your hands up.
287
00:16:06,551 --> 00:16:09,511
Marcie, do not drag
that couch any further!
288
00:16:09,679 --> 00:16:10,763
Don't do this, ma'am!
289
00:16:10,930 --> 00:16:14,099
There's nobody
in my motherfucking closet!
290
00:16:14,267 --> 00:16:16,560
lf l have to open this closet,
you will get shot!
291
00:16:16,728 --> 00:16:19,396
MARClE: Come back here!
Come back here, motherfucker!
292
00:16:19,564 --> 00:16:21,899
What can't you
goddamn fucking talk to me?
293
00:16:22,776 --> 00:16:26,862
There's nobody in there! l told you!
JlM: Marcie, quiet down!
294
00:16:28,657 --> 00:16:32,785
MARClE: This don't make no fucking sense!
This don't make no goddamn sense!
295
00:16:32,952 --> 00:16:35,412
This is bullshit, motherfucker!
296
00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:37,247
Why can't you talk to me?
297
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,834
Whoa! Whoa-ho!
298
00:16:41,002 --> 00:16:43,087
What the hell is this, Marcie?
299
00:16:43,254 --> 00:16:45,589
That ain't mine.
300
00:16:46,299 --> 00:16:48,759
LlNDA: He's dying.
He's fucking dying as we're sitting here.
301
00:16:48,927 --> 00:16:50,219
There's not a fucking...
302
00:16:50,387 --> 00:16:52,429
Jesus, how can you tell me
to calm down?
303
00:16:53,181 --> 00:16:55,933
l can help you through this,
but there's certain things...
304
00:16:56,101 --> 00:16:59,269
...you're gonna have to take care of,
and we can go over them...
305
00:16:59,437 --> 00:17:02,231
...but l need to know
that you're listening to me, okay?
306
00:17:02,399 --> 00:17:05,442
l'm-- l'm in a fucking state.
lt's like he's going, and l don't--
307
00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:08,946
Just tell me practical things,
like what the fuck do l do with his body?
308
00:17:09,114 --> 00:17:12,282
What do l do when he dies? What next?
What happens then? What next?
309
00:17:12,450 --> 00:17:14,159
That's what Hospice can take care of.
310
00:17:14,327 --> 00:17:16,203
They'll send over a nurse,
somebody who--
311
00:17:16,371 --> 00:17:18,247
No. Phil. He has Phil now.
312
00:17:18,415 --> 00:17:20,999
Phil is one of the nurses from the service?
- Yeah.
313
00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:24,670
lf you're happy with Phil taking care
of him and helping you, that's fine...
314
00:17:24,838 --> 00:17:27,214
...but contact Hospice
to arrange for the body.
315
00:17:27,382 --> 00:17:29,174
You don't understand. lt's--
316
00:17:29,342 --> 00:17:33,095
There's more pain than before, and
the fucking morphine pills aren't working...
317
00:17:33,263 --> 00:17:36,724
...and it's like-- The past two days,
he can't really swallow...
318
00:17:36,891 --> 00:17:40,352
...and l, um-- l don't know
if the pills are going down.
319
00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:44,189
l can't see inside his mouth anymore,
and l'm up all night staring at him...
320
00:17:44,357 --> 00:17:47,776
...and l don't know if the pills
are going down. He moans and he hurts.
321
00:17:47,944 --> 00:17:50,279
We can fix that, because l can give you--
322
00:17:51,156 --> 00:17:52,239
Are you listening?
323
00:17:52,407 --> 00:17:55,701
Yeah. l'm listening. l'm getting better.
- Do you wanna sit down?
324
00:17:55,869 --> 00:17:57,619
l need to sit down.
325
00:18:01,791 --> 00:18:04,001
Okay, Linda, Earl's not gonna make it.
326
00:18:04,169 --> 00:18:07,796
He's dying. He is.
He's dying very, very rapidly.
327
00:18:08,465 --> 00:18:11,550
The thing here
is to make this experience...
328
00:18:11,718 --> 00:18:14,887
...as painless and easy for him as possible.
329
00:18:15,054 --> 00:18:16,680
You understand?
330
00:18:16,848 --> 00:18:21,018
Now, Hospice will take care
of all the technical things.
331
00:18:21,227 --> 00:18:24,188
They will help you.
They will take care of the body.
332
00:18:24,355 --> 00:18:26,607
They are who you call when he dies.
333
00:18:27,776 --> 00:18:30,027
There's the number of Hospice.
334
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:35,491
Okay.
Now, as far as the morphine pills go...
335
00:18:35,658 --> 00:18:37,659
...there's something else to consider.
336
00:18:37,827 --> 00:18:42,539
There's a very strong,
very potent solution of liquid morphine...
337
00:18:42,707 --> 00:18:45,626
...and it's a little bottle.
lt has an eyedropper.
338
00:18:45,794 --> 00:18:48,420
lt's easy to get into his mouth
and drop on his tongue...
339
00:18:48,588 --> 00:18:52,174
...and it will certainly diminish
the pain that he's in.
340
00:18:53,551 --> 00:18:57,429
But you need to realize
that, uh, once you give it to him...
341
00:18:57,597 --> 00:18:59,848
...there really is no going back.
342
00:19:00,016 --> 00:19:04,645
lt will certainly cure his pain, but he
will drift in and out of consciousness...
343
00:19:04,813 --> 00:19:07,898
...even worse than he is now, Linda.
l mean...
344
00:19:08,858 --> 00:19:13,195
All sign of the recognizable Earl
will pretty much go away.
345
00:19:15,990 --> 00:19:20,035
l-- What the fuck can l say to--?
l don't know what to say to that.
346
00:19:31,089 --> 00:19:33,257
l don't want to do this.
347
00:19:34,592 --> 00:19:36,426
Sit here.
348
00:19:38,346 --> 00:19:41,223
l can see the things, you know.
349
00:19:41,391 --> 00:19:44,685
lt's getting there, that's the cocksucker.
350
00:19:46,563 --> 00:19:48,897
l see that pen.
351
00:19:49,065 --> 00:19:51,233
l see it. l know it's there.
352
00:19:51,401 --> 00:19:53,318
l reach for it.
353
00:19:54,445 --> 00:19:55,946
No.
354
00:19:57,574 --> 00:20:00,284
No. No goddamn use.
355
00:20:00,451 --> 00:20:01,869
[ SlGHS ]
356
00:20:02,036 --> 00:20:03,871
l have a son, you know.
357
00:20:04,038 --> 00:20:05,831
You do?
- Yeah.
358
00:20:05,999 --> 00:20:08,417
Where is he?
- l don't know.
359
00:20:08,585 --> 00:20:10,252
l mean...
360
00:20:11,212 --> 00:20:13,005
...he's around, but...
361
00:20:14,299 --> 00:20:18,552
He's here in town,
but l don't know.
362
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,888
You know...
363
00:20:21,055 --> 00:20:23,348
...he's a tough one.
364
00:20:24,809 --> 00:20:26,268
Very...
365
00:20:30,565 --> 00:20:33,233
Got a girlfriend, Phil?
- No.
366
00:20:33,401 --> 00:20:35,652
Get a girlfriend.
- l'm trying.
367
00:20:35,820 --> 00:20:39,281
Do good things with her.
Share the things.
368
00:20:39,449 --> 00:20:42,242
All that bullshit is true, you know.
- Yeah.
369
00:20:42,410 --> 00:20:46,038
Find a good one, hold on, and all that.
370
00:20:46,205 --> 00:20:47,497
Where's Linda?
371
00:20:47,665 --> 00:20:50,584
She went out. She, uh, said
she went out to run some errands.
372
00:20:50,752 --> 00:20:52,794
She'll be back.
- Oh.
373
00:20:52,962 --> 00:20:54,963
She's a good girl.
- Yeah.
374
00:20:56,549 --> 00:21:02,512
She's a little nuts. Heh.
But she's a good girl, l think. Yeah.
375
00:21:03,181 --> 00:21:05,098
She's a little daffy. Yeah.
- Yeah.
376
00:21:05,266 --> 00:21:07,184
- She loves you.
377
00:21:07,352 --> 00:21:09,895
Well, maybe.
378
00:21:10,396 --> 00:21:12,522
Yeah.
- Yeah.
379
00:21:12,690 --> 00:21:14,107
She is a good one.
380
00:21:14,275 --> 00:21:16,985
- When's the last time
you talked to your son?
381
00:21:18,446 --> 00:21:20,113
l don't know.
382
00:21:21,157 --> 00:21:22,658
Ten.
383
00:21:23,409 --> 00:21:27,704
Maybe ten... Five...
384
00:21:30,416 --> 00:21:31,541
Fuck.
385
00:21:31,709 --> 00:21:33,377
[ SOBS ]
386
00:21:33,544 --> 00:21:35,087
Fuck.
387
00:21:35,254 --> 00:21:37,965
That's another thing that goes.
388
00:21:38,132 --> 00:21:42,386
- Your memory?
Time lines, you know?
389
00:21:43,346 --> 00:21:48,392
l can remember things,
but not right there.
390
00:21:48,559 --> 00:21:50,185
You know?
- Yeah.
391
00:21:50,353 --> 00:21:52,437
"Yeah"? What the fuck do you know?
392
00:21:52,605 --> 00:21:55,732
l've seen it before.
- Oh, other fucking assholes like me?
393
00:21:55,900 --> 00:21:58,735
Ah, there's no asshole like you.
- Cocksucker.
394
00:21:58,903 --> 00:21:59,987
[ PHIL CHUCKLES ]
395
00:22:00,154 --> 00:22:03,740
How come every word you use
is either cocksucker, shit balls, or fuck?
396
00:22:03,908 --> 00:22:06,994
Do me a personal favor.
- Go fuck myself.
397
00:22:07,161 --> 00:22:08,578
You got it.
- Ha, ha.
398
00:22:08,746 --> 00:22:10,706
[ EARL COUGHING ]
399
00:22:15,169 --> 00:22:17,254
[ EARL GROANS ]
400
00:22:17,422 --> 00:22:19,256
l can't...
401
00:22:19,424 --> 00:22:21,216
l can't hold on to this any longer.
402
00:22:21,384 --> 00:22:25,679
l'll get another pill. Another morphine pill.
- No. Give me the fucking phone.
403
00:22:25,847 --> 00:22:30,058
Who you gonna call?
- l wanna see this. l, uh--
404
00:22:30,226 --> 00:22:32,436
Where is he? Do you know?
- Who?
405
00:22:32,603 --> 00:22:35,355
Jack.
- ls Jack your son?
406
00:22:37,775 --> 00:22:40,027
- Do you want to call him on the phone?
l can call him.
407
00:22:40,194 --> 00:22:42,779
- l can dial the number
if you can remember the number.
408
00:22:42,947 --> 00:22:44,865
lt's not him.
409
00:22:45,033 --> 00:22:48,452
lt's not him. He's a fucking asshole.
410
00:22:48,619 --> 00:22:51,955
Oh, Phil, come here. This is so boring.
411
00:22:52,123 --> 00:22:55,000
So goddamn... Goddamn...
412
00:22:55,168 --> 00:22:58,128
You know, that dying wish...
413
00:22:58,296 --> 00:23:01,798
...and all that old man on a bed...
414
00:23:03,134 --> 00:23:07,220
Wants one thing.
- lt's okay.
415
00:23:07,930 --> 00:23:09,848
Find him on a...
416
00:23:13,519 --> 00:23:14,978
Frank.
417
00:23:16,355 --> 00:23:21,318
His name is Frank Mackey.
418
00:23:23,821 --> 00:23:25,989
Frank Mackey?
- Yeah.
419
00:23:26,157 --> 00:23:27,866
That's your son?
420
00:23:28,034 --> 00:23:29,993
Not my name.
421
00:23:31,037 --> 00:23:32,496
[ EARL SlGHS ]
422
00:23:32,663 --> 00:23:34,539
Go find...
423
00:23:35,333 --> 00:23:37,167
Find Lily.
424
00:23:38,878 --> 00:23:42,422
Give me that. Give me.
425
00:23:44,550 --> 00:23:47,677
Give me-- lf you give me that...
426
00:23:49,305 --> 00:23:51,515
...over there on, uh...
427
00:23:53,017 --> 00:23:55,435
Oh. Fuck. l can't hold on to this.
428
00:23:55,603 --> 00:23:57,187
l got it. l got it.
429
00:23:57,355 --> 00:23:58,772
EARL:
Yeah.
430
00:24:00,024 --> 00:24:01,441
Ah.
431
00:24:04,362 --> 00:24:07,447
[ AUDlENCE CHEERlNG AND APPLAUDlNG ]
432
00:24:23,060 --> 00:24:37,062
[ STRAUSS' "ALSO SPRACH
ZARATHUSTRA" PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS ]
433
00:24:39,230 --> 00:24:41,940
[ AUDlENCE CHEERlNG AND APPLAUDlNG ]
434
00:24:46,821 --> 00:24:49,948
[ AUDlENCE CHEERlNG ]
435
00:25:07,550 --> 00:25:10,552
[ AUDlENCE WHISTLlNG AND CHEERlNG ]
436
00:25:41,584 --> 00:25:43,960
Respect the cock.
437
00:25:44,128 --> 00:25:46,421
[ AUDlENCE CHEERlNG ]
438
00:25:46,589 --> 00:25:50,217
And tame the cunt.
439
00:25:50,384 --> 00:25:53,220
[ ALL CHEERlNG ]
440
00:25:53,387 --> 00:25:54,804
Tame it.
441
00:25:54,972 --> 00:25:58,558
Take it on headfirst with the skills
that l will teach you at work...
442
00:25:58,726 --> 00:26:01,061
...and say, "No."
AUDlENCE: No!
443
00:26:01,229 --> 00:26:03,855
You will not control me. No!
AUDlENCE: No!
444
00:26:04,023 --> 00:26:06,942
You will not take my soul. No!
AUDlENCE: No!
445
00:26:07,109 --> 00:26:09,736
You will not win this game.
446
00:26:09,904 --> 00:26:12,822
Because it is a game, guys.
You wanna think it's not, huh?
447
00:26:12,990 --> 00:26:14,991
You go back to the schoolyard...
448
00:26:15,159 --> 00:26:18,662
...and you have that crush
on big-titted Mary Jane.
449
00:26:18,829 --> 00:26:21,373
[ AUDlENCE CHEERlNG AND APPLAUDlNG ]
450
00:26:23,793 --> 00:26:26,169
Respect the cock.
451
00:26:26,337 --> 00:26:28,672
[ AUDlENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS ]
452
00:26:31,509 --> 00:26:33,885
You are embedding this thought:
453
00:26:34,637 --> 00:26:38,139
l am the one who's in charge.
MAN: Yeah.
454
00:26:38,683 --> 00:26:41,685
l am the one who says, "Yes."
AUDlENCE: Yes!
455
00:26:41,852 --> 00:26:43,478
"No."
AUDlENCE: No!
456
00:26:43,646 --> 00:26:45,689
"Now."
AUDlENCE: Now!
457
00:26:45,856 --> 00:26:47,190
"Here."
458
00:26:47,358 --> 00:26:49,901
[ AUDlENCE CHEERlNG AND APPLAUDlNG ]
459
00:26:54,407 --> 00:26:56,199
Because it's universal, man.
460
00:26:56,367 --> 00:26:58,952
lt is evolutional. lt is anthropological.
461
00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:02,372
lt is biological.
MAN: Yeah.
462
00:27:02,540 --> 00:27:04,082
lt is animal.
463
00:27:04,250 --> 00:27:05,875
We...
464
00:27:06,043 --> 00:27:07,460
[ FRANK GRUNTlNG ]
465
00:27:07,628 --> 00:27:09,379
...are...
466
00:27:09,547 --> 00:27:11,214
[ AUDlENCE CHEERlNG AND APPLAUDlNG ]
467
00:27:13,384 --> 00:27:15,719
...men.
468
00:27:15,886 --> 00:27:17,887
[ AUDlENCE CHEERlNG NEARBY ]
469
00:27:18,055 --> 00:27:21,182
DOC: You need to ask yourself
what you can do...
470
00:27:21,892 --> 00:27:23,018
You Gwenovier?
- Yeah.
471
00:27:23,185 --> 00:27:24,978
l'm Captain Muffy,
Frank's personal assistant.
472
00:27:25,146 --> 00:27:27,731
This is Doc. We can go in right here.
- Sorry l'm late.
473
00:27:27,898 --> 00:27:29,482
He started about 35 minutes ago...
474
00:27:29,650 --> 00:27:32,569
...but he's probably
getting all pumped up right now.
475
00:27:33,696 --> 00:27:37,157
FRANK: Look down at the top of the page.
At the top of the page, what does it say?
476
00:27:37,325 --> 00:27:41,494
AUDlENCE: "Get a calendar."
FRANK: Right. l cannot stress this enough.
477
00:27:41,662 --> 00:27:44,748
lt's a simple item.
lt's 99 cents at the corner store.
478
00:27:44,915 --> 00:27:48,710
But if you look into your packs,
reach deep into your packs...
479
00:27:48,878 --> 00:27:53,340
...you will see that l have been
nice enough to include one. See?
480
00:27:53,507 --> 00:27:57,302
Yeah, yeah.
That's just the kind of prick l am.
481
00:27:57,470 --> 00:28:00,555
You're gonna need this calendar.
lt doesn't seem like much.
482
00:28:00,723 --> 00:28:02,724
lt's a simple item. lt is a small item...
483
00:28:02,892 --> 00:28:06,144
...but it is going to make all
the difference in your world.
484
00:28:06,312 --> 00:28:08,271
You meet a girl, work an A-3 interruption.
485
00:28:08,439 --> 00:28:11,858
Let's say an eight-day waiting period
before next contact.
486
00:28:12,026 --> 00:28:14,110
How are you gonna know
when those eight days are up?
487
00:28:14,278 --> 00:28:15,320
AUDlENCE:
Mark the calendar.
488
00:28:15,488 --> 00:28:18,031
That's right. Mark the calendar.
You're gonna mark that calendar.
489
00:28:18,199 --> 00:28:20,784
You're going to stick with me
and stick with this calendar.
490
00:28:20,951 --> 00:28:22,243
You're gonna set goals.
491
00:28:22,411 --> 00:28:26,122
lf you really, really wanna make
that friend something else...
492
00:28:26,290 --> 00:28:28,500
...you're gonna have
to be tough on yourself.
493
00:28:28,667 --> 00:28:30,835
You're gonna have to set goals.
494
00:28:31,295 --> 00:28:34,214
Uh, you, sir, in the, uh,
brown short-sleeve shirt.
495
00:28:34,382 --> 00:28:36,466
l can't read your name tag.
What's your name, please?
496
00:28:36,634 --> 00:28:38,843
[ PHONE KEYPAD BEEPlNG ]
497
00:28:40,930 --> 00:28:42,347
[ PHIL SlGHS ]
498
00:28:42,515 --> 00:28:43,973
[ LlNE RlNGlNG ]
499
00:28:44,141 --> 00:28:47,811
WOMAN [ OVER PHONE ]: Hello.
- Hi, uh, is Frank there?
500
00:28:47,978 --> 00:28:50,480
No, you have the wrong number.
- Um...
501
00:28:50,648 --> 00:28:52,899
l'm sorry. l'm looking for a Frank Mackey.
502
00:28:53,067 --> 00:28:55,151
Yeah, no, there's no Frank here.
503
00:28:55,319 --> 00:29:00,323
ls this, um, 818-775-3993?
504
00:29:00,491 --> 00:29:03,159
Yeah. No, you have the wrong number.
505
00:29:04,495 --> 00:29:07,455
Do you know a Jack, by any chance?
506
00:29:07,623 --> 00:29:08,665
[ LlNE HANGS UP ]
507
00:29:08,833 --> 00:29:11,000
Just a regular deal. Loosers and tighters.
508
00:29:11,168 --> 00:29:14,337
We're all set upstairs.
GEOFF: And then she called me up...
509
00:29:15,256 --> 00:29:19,342
...and she asked me
for advice about a guy.
510
00:29:19,510 --> 00:29:21,511
Got everything you need?
- All set, thanks.
511
00:29:21,679 --> 00:29:24,556
FRANK: Does she know how you feel
about her? Have you discussed that?
512
00:29:24,723 --> 00:29:26,349
GEOFF:
Yes. Absolutely.
513
00:29:26,517 --> 00:29:28,476
FRANK:
And what does she say?
514
00:29:28,644 --> 00:29:31,604
She says she doesn't
feel that way about me.
515
00:29:31,772 --> 00:29:32,939
[ AUDlENCE MURMURlNG ]
516
00:29:33,107 --> 00:29:36,693
l don't think there's anyone in this room
that doesn't understand that kind of pain...
517
00:29:36,861 --> 00:29:39,529
...and l wanna thank you
for sharing that with us.
518
00:29:39,697 --> 00:29:45,869
Let me tell you what we're gonna teach
Denise when we set goals, all right?
519
00:29:46,036 --> 00:29:48,246
What l say is, "Denise.
520
00:29:48,414 --> 00:29:50,790
Denise the Piece."
521
00:29:50,958 --> 00:29:53,793
l mark it down. Oh, l write it up.
522
00:29:53,961 --> 00:29:56,337
And you have been warned...
523
00:29:56,505 --> 00:29:59,007
...because l have my lasers...
524
00:29:59,175 --> 00:30:01,551
... l have my Tasers,
l have my lCBMs...
525
00:30:01,719 --> 00:30:06,806
...l have my bazookas,
l have my jets pointed right at you.
526
00:30:06,974 --> 00:30:09,726
Because me and my brothers,
we like to celebrate...
527
00:30:09,894 --> 00:30:14,564
...and on the first of May,
we celebrate V-Day.
528
00:30:14,732 --> 00:30:17,233
[ AUDlENCE APPLAUDS ]
529
00:30:17,401 --> 00:30:22,197
And come June, oh, baby,
it is the lick of my spoon.
530
00:30:22,364 --> 00:30:23,531
[ AUDlENCE CHEERS ]
531
00:30:23,699 --> 00:30:26,409
Come August, we like to celebrate...
532
00:30:26,577 --> 00:30:29,621
...Saint Suck My Big Fat
Fucking Sausage.
533
00:30:29,788 --> 00:30:31,206
[ AUDlENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS ]
534
00:30:31,373 --> 00:30:32,749
l set goals for myself...
535
00:30:32,917 --> 00:30:35,376
...and when l say
l do not wanna take it anymore...
536
00:30:35,544 --> 00:30:37,003
...l will not take it anymore.
537
00:30:37,171 --> 00:30:40,089
You think she's your friend, Geoff?
You think she's your friend?
538
00:30:40,257 --> 00:30:41,424
They're not your friends.
539
00:30:41,592 --> 00:30:44,802
Do you really think
she's gonna be there when things go bad?
540
00:30:44,970 --> 00:30:48,723
Huh, guys? When things go wrong,
do you think they're gonna be there for us?
541
00:30:48,891 --> 00:30:50,767
Ho-ho, you think again.
542
00:30:50,935 --> 00:30:54,270
Oh, fucking Denise, Denise the Piece...
543
00:30:54,438 --> 00:30:57,941
...you are gonna give me
that cherry pie, sweet mama baby.
544
00:30:58,108 --> 00:31:00,360
[ AUDlENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS ]
545
00:31:02,821 --> 00:31:07,116
Oh, yeah, but listen up. That is not to say
that we don't all need females just as friends.
546
00:31:07,284 --> 00:31:10,995
We're gonna learn later that having
a couple of chick friends lying around...
547
00:31:11,163 --> 00:31:14,624
...comes in real handy in setting
jealousy traps. We'll get to that later.
548
00:31:14,792 --> 00:31:19,254
Right now, what l want you guys to do
is pull out your blue booklets, page 18.
549
00:31:19,421 --> 00:31:21,965
We're going quickly.
We're gonna workshop it later.
550
00:31:22,132 --> 00:31:24,092
Eighteen, blue booklet.
551
00:31:24,260 --> 00:31:26,636
"Form A Tragedy."
552
00:31:26,804 --> 00:31:29,138
This is simple and clean,
and if done correctly...
553
00:31:29,306 --> 00:31:31,516
...can be very, very effective
in getting some bush.
554
00:31:31,684 --> 00:31:34,894
Here we go. You call up
your so-called friend and set a date.
555
00:31:35,062 --> 00:31:38,648
Let's say make it around 7:30.
You call her on the phone.
556
00:31:41,694 --> 00:31:43,403
[ KNOCKlNG ON DOOR ]
557
00:32:02,172 --> 00:32:03,548
Hello?
558
00:32:04,300 --> 00:32:06,759
Hi. Uh, is Claudia here?
559
00:32:06,927 --> 00:32:08,845
She's sleeping.
560
00:32:10,514 --> 00:32:13,182
Are you--? Are you her boyfriend?
561
00:32:14,852 --> 00:32:16,185
- You're Jimmy Gator, right?
562
00:32:16,353 --> 00:32:18,980
That's right. What's your name?
563
00:32:19,148 --> 00:32:20,898
- l'm Ray.
564
00:32:21,942 --> 00:32:24,611
So are you her boyfriend?
- No, l'm just a friend.
565
00:32:24,778 --> 00:32:26,571
l see.
566
00:32:27,615 --> 00:32:30,575
- Ha, ha, what are you doing here? l mean--
l'm her father.
567
00:32:31,869 --> 00:32:34,162
Mind if l come in?
568
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:37,999
- Yeah, sure.
Thanks.
569
00:32:48,260 --> 00:32:52,221
CLAUDlA: What the fuck is this?
JlMMY: lt's me, Claudia. lt's me.
570
00:32:52,389 --> 00:32:55,183
What do you want?
Why are you here?
571
00:32:55,768 --> 00:32:58,978
l'd like to talk to you.
Uh, your boyfriend let me in. l just--
572
00:32:59,146 --> 00:33:01,230
- That's not my boyfriend.
573
00:33:01,398 --> 00:33:05,652
Wanna call me a slut now or something?
- No, l don't.
574
00:33:05,819 --> 00:33:07,403
What the fuck do you want?
575
00:33:08,447 --> 00:33:12,867
l wanna sit. l wanna talk to you.
- Don't sit down.
576
00:33:13,035 --> 00:33:16,245
l want to, uh-- God, l want so many things.
577
00:33:16,413 --> 00:33:18,748
Maybe we could talk--
- l don't wanna talk to you.
578
00:33:18,916 --> 00:33:22,502
There's things l have to talk to you about.
- l don't want to talk to you.
579
00:33:22,670 --> 00:33:24,754
That's all right.
lt doesn't have to be now.
580
00:33:24,922 --> 00:33:26,964
We can make a date
to set some other time.
581
00:33:27,132 --> 00:33:29,092
l didn't mean to walk in on you like this.
582
00:33:29,259 --> 00:33:32,595
Why are you here?
Why are you doing this? Coming in here?
583
00:33:32,763 --> 00:33:35,932
You wanna call me a whore?
- No, l-- Claudia...
584
00:33:36,100 --> 00:33:38,351
l don't want you to think
l'm that way to you.
585
00:33:38,519 --> 00:33:42,021
l'm not gonna call you a slut or something.
- Yeah, ha, ha. Yeah, right.
586
00:33:42,189 --> 00:33:44,190
What are you doing here?
587
00:33:44,358 --> 00:33:47,110
What the fuck are you doing in my house?
588
00:33:47,277 --> 00:33:49,779
Please don't yell, honey.
Just don't go crazy.
589
00:33:49,947 --> 00:33:53,616
l'm not crazy!
Don't you tell me that l'm crazy!
590
00:33:53,784 --> 00:33:58,162
Claudia, l'm sick. l'm sick, Claudia.
591
00:33:58,330 --> 00:34:00,289
- Fuck you.
No, no, please, listen to me.
592
00:34:00,457 --> 00:34:02,959
- Fuck you!
Listen to me right now, Claudia.
593
00:34:03,127 --> 00:34:05,294
l am dying.
594
00:34:05,462 --> 00:34:07,880
l got sick, and then l fell down--
595
00:34:08,048 --> 00:34:10,717
Fuck you! Get the fuck out of my house.
596
00:34:10,884 --> 00:34:14,137
- l'm dying. l have cancer, Claudia.
597
00:34:14,304 --> 00:34:16,139
l have cancer.
598
00:34:16,306 --> 00:34:18,891
And l'm dying very soon.
- Fuck you.
599
00:34:19,059 --> 00:34:22,228
lt's metastasized in my bones.
- Fuck you!
600
00:34:22,396 --> 00:34:25,064
Claudia, it's... l'm not lying to you.
This is the truth.
601
00:34:25,232 --> 00:34:27,775
l'm telling you, Claudia,
l'm going to lose.
602
00:34:28,777 --> 00:34:30,236
Get out.
603
00:34:30,988 --> 00:34:34,532
Get out! Get the fuck out of here!
604
00:34:34,700 --> 00:34:38,578
Get out! Go!
- Your mother would like to hear from you.
605
00:34:39,079 --> 00:34:41,831
Fuck you. Get out!
606
00:34:43,333 --> 00:34:46,210
Get the fuck out of my house now!
607
00:34:46,378 --> 00:34:48,212
Get out!
608
00:34:51,008 --> 00:34:54,051
[ AD JlNGLE PLAYlNG ON TV ]
609
00:34:57,389 --> 00:34:59,182
WOMAN 1 [ ON TV ]:
Keep your body running good.
610
00:34:59,349 --> 00:35:01,184
MAN 1:
Prevention is everything.
611
00:35:01,351 --> 00:35:04,061
MAN 2:
lf you don't maintain it, l'll be fixing it.
612
00:35:04,229 --> 00:35:05,521
WOMAN 1:
Keep fit. Stay healthy.
613
00:35:05,689 --> 00:35:08,357
MAN 3: lf your car is running good,
take it to Jiffy Lube...
614
00:35:08,525 --> 00:35:09,692
...and they offer Pennzoil.
615
00:35:09,860 --> 00:35:11,486
MAN 4:
Prevention.
616
00:35:11,653 --> 00:35:12,987
WOMAN 2:
lt's worth it.
617
00:35:13,155 --> 00:35:14,906
MAN 2:
Hey, you don't wanna see me.
618
00:35:15,073 --> 00:35:16,532
AVl:
Don.
619
00:35:17,367 --> 00:35:19,118
Hey, Avi.
620
00:35:19,286 --> 00:35:21,037
Just one sec.
621
00:35:21,705 --> 00:35:24,540
MAN [ ON TV ]: Say goodbye to the
plastered-down look of heavy hairspray...
622
00:35:24,708 --> 00:35:26,375
...and hello to the natural-looking--
623
00:35:27,211 --> 00:35:29,045
Please.
SOLOMON: Don't, Donnie. Don't do this.
624
00:35:29,213 --> 00:35:32,381
This is so fucked, Solomon!
l don't deserve this!
625
00:35:32,549 --> 00:35:36,093
Don't get strong, Donnie.
This is making sense.
626
00:35:36,261 --> 00:35:38,513
This is making a lot of sense.
627
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:42,058
You are not doing the job.
The job l ask you to do.
628
00:35:42,226 --> 00:35:44,268
A job l give you.
629
00:35:44,436 --> 00:35:46,229
Over and over and over.
630
00:35:46,396 --> 00:35:49,357
l'm sorry, but l'm not gonna say
"l'm sorry" much more.
631
00:35:49,525 --> 00:35:51,984
l don't have any money, Solomon.
lf you fire me--
632
00:35:52,152 --> 00:35:55,321
SOLOMON:
l pay you. l give you a paycheck.
633
00:35:55,489 --> 00:35:57,782
Your sales suck, Don.
634
00:35:57,950 --> 00:36:00,076
l give. l give.
635
00:36:00,244 --> 00:36:02,703
When l find you,
when l meet you, what?
636
00:36:02,871 --> 00:36:04,747
l put your name up
on a fucking billboard.
637
00:36:04,915 --> 00:36:06,833
l put you in my store. My salesman.
638
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,211
My fucking representation
of Solomon Solomon Electronic.
639
00:36:10,379 --> 00:36:12,505
The Quiz Kid, Donnie Smith,
from the game show.
640
00:36:12,673 --> 00:36:15,758
l lent you my celebrity, my name. Exactly.
641
00:36:15,926 --> 00:36:20,388
Oh, fuck you. Fuck you.
l paid you! l paid you!
642
00:36:20,556 --> 00:36:24,725
l gave you a fucking chance, and a chance,
over and over, and you let me down!
643
00:36:24,893 --> 00:36:27,270
l trust you with so much!
644
00:36:27,437 --> 00:36:31,983
Keys to my store. The codes to my locks.
The life and blood of my business.
645
00:36:32,150 --> 00:36:34,944
ln return, you smash in 7-Eleven!
646
00:36:35,112 --> 00:36:38,114
And late! Always late! Loans!
647
00:36:38,282 --> 00:36:40,408
The loans I give you for
your kitchen that you never did.
648
00:36:40,576 --> 00:36:41,617
l paid you back!
649
00:36:41,785 --> 00:36:44,245
SOLOMON: Two years! Two years later,
and from your paycheck!
650
00:36:44,413 --> 00:36:46,038
AVI: l never charged interest.
651
00:36:46,206 --> 00:36:48,332
Solomon, please. Please.
652
00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:50,376
l am so fucked here if you do this.
653
00:36:50,544 --> 00:36:54,297
This is the worst timing.
The worst timing l could ever imagine.
654
00:36:54,464 --> 00:36:55,798
l need to keep working.
655
00:36:55,966 --> 00:36:58,926
l have so many debts, so many things.
656
00:36:59,094 --> 00:37:01,762
l have-- l have-- l have--
l have my surgery.
657
00:37:01,930 --> 00:37:04,724
My oral surgery coming.
- What surgery?
658
00:37:04,892 --> 00:37:08,019
Oral surgery. Corrective teeth surgery.
659
00:37:08,186 --> 00:37:10,396
SOLOMON: What is that?
- Braces.
660
00:37:10,564 --> 00:37:12,315
SOLOMON: You don't need braces.
- Yes, l do.
661
00:37:12,482 --> 00:37:14,400
AVl: Your teeth are straight.
- l need surgery!
662
00:37:14,568 --> 00:37:16,027
l need corrective oral surgery.
663
00:37:16,194 --> 00:37:18,988
Donnie, you got struck by lightning
that time in Tahoe.
664
00:37:19,156 --> 00:37:20,948
l don't think braces is a good idea.
665
00:37:21,116 --> 00:37:23,576
Solomon, just let me ask you once, please.
666
00:37:23,744 --> 00:37:24,785
Please don't do this.
667
00:37:24,953 --> 00:37:27,622
AVl: How are you paying for the braces?
- l don't know.
668
00:37:27,789 --> 00:37:30,458
SOLOMON: Well, that's just incredible.
How much are braces, anyway?
669
00:37:30,626 --> 00:37:32,335
lt's, uh... lt doesn't matter.
670
00:37:32,502 --> 00:37:35,671
AVl: lt's, like, $5000. l've seen it. l know.
- Now you're pissing me off.
671
00:37:35,839 --> 00:37:37,965
This is incredible. This is fucking stupid.
672
00:37:38,133 --> 00:37:40,259
You're paying $5000
for braces you don't need?
673
00:37:40,427 --> 00:37:42,094
l've been a good worker.
- Don't do this, Donnie.
674
00:37:42,262 --> 00:37:44,847
No need for braces.
- Where are you gonna get the money?
675
00:37:45,015 --> 00:37:46,891
l don't know.
- You were going to ask me.
676
00:37:47,059 --> 00:37:49,769
l have been a good worker.
- No need for braces, Donnie.
677
00:37:49,937 --> 00:37:51,354
That is none of your business!
678
00:37:51,521 --> 00:37:54,857
l've been a good and loyal worker for you,
you fucking assholes!
679
00:37:55,025 --> 00:37:57,360
Hey, fuck you. Watch it, now.
- Give me your keys.
680
00:37:57,527 --> 00:38:00,821
No, don't--
- Give me your fucking keys!
681
00:38:11,833 --> 00:38:14,043
OFFlCER 1:
ldentified as Porter Parker, age 59...
682
00:38:14,211 --> 00:38:16,545
...better known as the dead guy
in the closet.
683
00:38:16,713 --> 00:38:18,422
Says the building guy,
this is her husband.
684
00:38:18,590 --> 00:38:20,716
DETECTlVE 1:
He comes around, raises some shit...
685
00:38:20,884 --> 00:38:22,551
...screaming and yelling something.
686
00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:24,220
There's a son and a kid.
687
00:38:24,388 --> 00:38:26,597
Her son?
- Her son. That's right. And the kid.
688
00:38:26,765 --> 00:38:28,766
They were here,
and from late last night...
689
00:38:28,934 --> 00:38:31,060
...and through the morning,
screaming and yelling.
690
00:38:31,228 --> 00:38:33,396
Where are they?
DETECTlVE 1: They are not to be found.
691
00:38:33,563 --> 00:38:36,440
She's got $600 and a large box
of condoms next to the bed.
692
00:38:36,608 --> 00:38:38,985
She was real belligerent--
OFFlCER 2: Three wedding rings.
693
00:38:39,152 --> 00:38:42,530
CORONER: Guys coming in and out all day.
This is the building guy talking.
694
00:38:42,698 --> 00:38:45,992
OFFlCER 1: Building guy says the son
and the closet guy are always going at it.
695
00:38:46,159 --> 00:38:49,203
DETECTlVE 2: And what is she saying?
OFFlCER 1: Not a goddamn thing.
696
00:38:51,873 --> 00:38:54,208
Thanks, Randy. Whoa!
697
00:38:54,876 --> 00:38:57,086
How much you pay me for my help?
698
00:38:57,254 --> 00:38:59,338
lt's more complicated than that,
little man.
699
00:38:59,506 --> 00:39:02,133
Put me on the payroll and find out.
Find out what's up.
700
00:39:02,300 --> 00:39:05,052
Okay, you don't just sign up
to be a police officer.
701
00:39:05,220 --> 00:39:09,140
lt's about three years of training, okay?
- l'm trained. l'm ready to go.
702
00:39:09,307 --> 00:39:12,685
You wanna buy some candy to help--?
- No. No, sorry, little man.
703
00:39:12,853 --> 00:39:15,396
You wanna take my statement?
l'll perform for you.
704
00:39:15,564 --> 00:39:18,733
Gotta get paid, though. Gotta get paid.
- Mm-hm.
705
00:39:18,900 --> 00:39:20,443
Why aren't you in school today?
706
00:39:20,610 --> 00:39:23,404
No school today. My teacher got sick.
707
00:39:23,572 --> 00:39:26,240
Oh, you don't have substitute teachers
where you go to school?
708
00:39:26,408 --> 00:39:28,617
No. So, what did they find out in there?
709
00:39:28,785 --> 00:39:30,828
JlM:
That is confidential information, little man.
710
00:39:30,996 --> 00:39:33,289
DlXON: Tell me what you know.
l'll tell you what l know.
711
00:39:33,457 --> 00:39:34,457
JlM:
No can do.
712
00:39:34,624 --> 00:39:38,169
DlXON: Leave this one to the detectives,
they ain't gonna solve shit.
713
00:39:38,336 --> 00:39:40,796
l can help you.
Make you the man with the plan.
714
00:39:40,964 --> 00:39:43,299
Give you the gift that l flow. Think fast.
715
00:39:43,467 --> 00:39:46,802
You wanna know who killed that guy?
- Okay. You come here.
716
00:39:46,970 --> 00:39:48,804
DlXON: No.
- Come here.
717
00:39:48,972 --> 00:39:51,057
You wanna disrespect
an officer of the law?
718
00:39:51,224 --> 00:39:54,310
l can help you solve the case.
l can tell you who did it.
719
00:39:54,811 --> 00:39:57,521
Oh, you're a joker, huh?
Telling me jokes?
720
00:39:57,689 --> 00:40:01,567
l'm a rapper.
- Oh, you're a rapper. Oh, okay.
721
00:40:01,735 --> 00:40:03,986
You got a record contract?
- Not yet.
722
00:40:04,154 --> 00:40:06,989
Give you a clue for the bust
if you show me some trust.
723
00:40:07,157 --> 00:40:08,824
You ever been to juvenile hall?
724
00:40:08,992 --> 00:40:10,159
l ain't fucking with you!
725
00:40:10,327 --> 00:40:13,162
Hey, watch the mouth. Watch it.
726
00:40:13,330 --> 00:40:15,122
Come on, man, just watch me.
727
00:40:15,290 --> 00:40:17,291
Watch and listen.
728
00:40:17,918 --> 00:40:19,376
[ SlGHS ]
729
00:40:20,837 --> 00:40:22,296
Okay.
730
00:40:25,425 --> 00:40:28,469
[ RAPPlNG ] Presence!
With the double-ass-meaning gifts l bestow
731
00:40:28,637 --> 00:40:31,138
With my riff and my flow
But you don't hear me, though
732
00:40:31,306 --> 00:40:32,389
Think fast, catch me, yo
733
00:40:32,557 --> 00:40:34,767
'Cause l throw what l know
With a resonance
734
00:40:34,935 --> 00:40:37,019
For your trouble-ass fiend
ln weaning yourself
735
00:40:37,187 --> 00:40:38,521
Off of the back of the shelf
736
00:40:38,980 --> 00:40:41,357
Jackass crackers, body-stackers
737
00:40:41,525 --> 00:40:43,651
Dick-tooting niggers
Masturbating your triggers
738
00:40:43,819 --> 00:40:46,821
Hold it, homeboy.
l don't need to hear that word.
739
00:40:46,988 --> 00:40:49,281
- Living to get older
With a chip on your shoulder
740
00:40:49,449 --> 00:40:52,785
Except you think you got a grip
'Cause your hip got a holster
741
00:40:52,953 --> 00:40:56,497
Ain't no confessor, so, buster,
you better just shut the fuck up
742
00:40:56,665 --> 00:40:58,082
Try to listen and learn
743
00:40:58,250 --> 00:41:01,794
Whoa, cut it, Coolio. l've had enough
of the mouth and the language.
744
00:41:01,962 --> 00:41:03,796
- l'm almost done.
745
00:41:03,964 --> 00:41:05,881
Finish it up without the lip.
746
00:41:06,049 --> 00:41:09,176
Check that ego
Come off it, l'm the prophet
747
00:41:09,344 --> 00:41:11,887
The professor
I'm gonna teach you about the Worm
748
00:41:12,055 --> 00:41:15,975
Who eventually turned to catch wreck
With the neck of a long-time oppressor
749
00:41:16,143 --> 00:41:19,186
And he's running from the devil
But the debt is always gaining
750
00:41:19,354 --> 00:41:22,273
And if he's worth being hurt
He's worth bringing pain in
751
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:25,651
When the sunshine don't work
The good Lord bring the rain in
752
00:41:25,819 --> 00:41:28,654
Now, that shit
will help you solve the case.
753
00:41:32,367 --> 00:41:35,077
Okay. Whatever that meant.
754
00:41:35,245 --> 00:41:37,997
l'm sure it's real helpful, lce-T.
755
00:41:38,832 --> 00:41:40,749
DlXON:
Did you listen to me?
756
00:41:40,917 --> 00:41:43,002
l was listening to you.
757
00:41:43,170 --> 00:41:46,881
l told you who did it,
and you're not even listening to me.
758
00:41:47,048 --> 00:41:48,883
l'm through playing games.
759
00:41:49,050 --> 00:41:52,178
Be cool. Stay in school, okay?
760
00:41:52,345 --> 00:41:53,429
Get out of the street now.
761
00:41:53,597 --> 00:41:55,431
[ ENGlNE STARTS ]
762
00:41:55,599 --> 00:41:57,266
Move it.
763
00:43:02,165 --> 00:43:04,250
RlCK: Come on, let's go.
- You're late, not me.
764
00:43:04,417 --> 00:43:07,419
RlCK: You could have been in front.
- l didn't see you from the window.
765
00:43:07,587 --> 00:43:10,005
Well, you-- Why didn't you just, uh--?
l don't know.
766
00:43:10,173 --> 00:43:13,259
You could have come in the front.
l don't know. Hurry up.
767
00:43:14,761 --> 00:43:18,264
All right, you ready to keep winning?
- Sure.
768
00:43:19,224 --> 00:43:21,058
[ ENGlNE STARTS ]
769
00:43:33,029 --> 00:43:34,613
RlCK:
You okay?
770
00:43:35,699 --> 00:43:38,242
Busted my ankle there.
771
00:43:39,995 --> 00:43:42,079
You gotta have that makeup lady
fix your hair.
772
00:43:42,247 --> 00:43:44,415
STANLEY: Okay.
- Okay? lt's really wet.
773
00:43:44,582 --> 00:43:47,376
There you are. There you are.
- l'm sorry we're late, Cynthia.
774
00:43:47,544 --> 00:43:50,212
- Oh, that's all right.
RlCK: We got caught in traffic.
775
00:43:50,380 --> 00:43:52,589
Your book is okay. How you doing?
- l'm fine.
776
00:43:52,757 --> 00:43:55,801
Yeah? Yeah, you ready to go, go, go?
777
00:43:55,969 --> 00:43:58,178
Know anybody involved
in that Alan Thicke thing?
778
00:43:58,346 --> 00:44:00,431
The Corey Haim thing?
Terrorist in the high school?
779
00:44:00,598 --> 00:44:02,725
Uh, no.
- Where's Richard and Julia?
780
00:44:02,892 --> 00:44:04,935
Oh, good. Um, they're here. They're fine.
781
00:44:05,103 --> 00:44:07,271
They're in the dressing room,
so we're all set.
782
00:44:07,439 --> 00:44:09,732
Okay. See you later.
- You go to it, handsome.
783
00:44:09,899 --> 00:44:12,568
See you.
- Okay, buddy, love you.
784
00:44:12,736 --> 00:44:14,278
[ SlGHS ]
785
00:44:14,446 --> 00:44:16,905
Good luck, Rick.
- Hey, Peter.
786
00:44:17,449 --> 00:44:19,408
Dick, Dick. l'm sorry. Dick.
787
00:44:19,576 --> 00:44:22,745
Fuck.
Can't get that fucking name.
788
00:44:22,912 --> 00:44:24,079
[ GRUNTS ]
789
00:44:24,247 --> 00:44:26,915
Who's ready to beat the record?
JULlA'S DAD: That was close.
790
00:44:27,083 --> 00:44:30,294
RlCK: lt's cats and fucking dogs out there.
- Cats and dogs indeed.
791
00:44:30,462 --> 00:44:32,963
RlCK: l've never seen it rain
this bad since last year...
792
00:44:33,131 --> 00:44:36,091
...because of La Nina or El Nino
or whatever the shit.
793
00:44:36,259 --> 00:44:38,510
[ RlCK MUTTERS lN SPANlSH ]
794
00:44:38,678 --> 00:44:40,220
RlCK:
Sorry l'm late.
795
00:44:40,388 --> 00:44:43,015
What was your name again?
- Amy, Mr. Jennings.
796
00:44:43,183 --> 00:44:45,768
DlCK:
Call me D.J. You said Amy, right? Listen.
797
00:44:45,935 --> 00:44:48,354
Trust me, you know. But stay focused.
798
00:44:48,521 --> 00:44:50,022
Where's the news department?
799
00:44:50,190 --> 00:44:52,149
CYNTHIA: lt's upstairs.
- Have you ever been there?
800
00:44:52,317 --> 00:44:53,734
Oh, sure. Why?
801
00:44:53,902 --> 00:44:55,694
l was wondering
about the weather department.
802
00:44:55,862 --> 00:44:57,946
Uh-huh.
- l was wonder whether the weather people...
803
00:44:58,114 --> 00:44:59,907
...have outside meteorological services...
804
00:45:00,075 --> 00:45:01,784
...or if they have in-house instruments.
805
00:45:01,951 --> 00:45:04,953
Um, l can check on that,
and later we can take a tour.
806
00:45:05,121 --> 00:45:06,622
Oh, okay.
- Sounds good?
807
00:45:06,790 --> 00:45:09,041
You asking because it's raining outside?
- l guess.
808
00:45:09,209 --> 00:45:11,460
Uh-huh. What do you do?
Whatever's happening, you look into?
809
00:45:11,628 --> 00:45:12,878
[ ELEVATOR DlNGS ]
810
00:45:13,046 --> 00:45:14,546
Something like that?
- l don't know.
811
00:45:14,714 --> 00:45:19,009
Ha, ha, you don't know, huh?
Well, it's not a bad way to be.
812
00:45:19,177 --> 00:45:21,303
lnterested in everything
that's going around.
813
00:45:21,471 --> 00:45:24,473
Wet-- Wet is wet. Just that simple.
814
00:45:24,641 --> 00:45:27,935
STANLEY: Hi, Mary.
- Hi, hon, Stanley.
815
00:45:38,405 --> 00:45:39,988
[ PHONE RlNGS ]
816
00:45:40,156 --> 00:45:41,907
Production.
817
00:45:49,207 --> 00:45:51,542
MARY: Rose is on the phone.
Here are the cards for today.
818
00:45:51,709 --> 00:45:53,919
Fifteen minutes to go over those cards.
- Sorry.
819
00:45:54,087 --> 00:45:56,088
I need you to find Paula for me.
- You want her right now?
820
00:45:56,256 --> 00:45:58,340
Yes, now.
- We're on the air in 20 minutes.
821
00:45:58,508 --> 00:46:01,510
Fucking hell, Mary. Yeah, hi.
822
00:46:01,678 --> 00:46:05,013
Hi, how you doing?
JIMMY: l'm drinking.
823
00:46:05,181 --> 00:46:08,517
Slowly or quickly?
- As fast as l can.
824
00:46:08,685 --> 00:46:11,103
You come home soon after the show.
825
00:46:11,271 --> 00:46:12,771
l went to see her.
826
00:46:12,939 --> 00:46:15,691
Some fucking asshole answers the door
in his underwear.
827
00:46:15,859 --> 00:46:17,192
He's 50 years old.
828
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:19,445
There's coke and shit
laid out on the table.
829
00:46:19,612 --> 00:46:20,904
Did she talk to you?
830
00:46:21,072 --> 00:46:23,699
She went crazy.
She went fucking crazy, Rose.
831
00:46:23,867 --> 00:46:26,535
Did you tell her?
- Oh, l don't know.
832
00:46:26,703 --> 00:46:28,203
l gotta go. l don't have time.
833
00:46:28,371 --> 00:46:30,956
l got a lot more drinking to do
before l go on.
834
00:46:31,124 --> 00:46:34,293
l love you.
- Love you too.
835
00:46:34,461 --> 00:46:35,878
Shit.
836
00:46:38,047 --> 00:46:39,506
[ SOBS ]
837
00:46:39,674 --> 00:46:41,383
[ SlGHS ]
838
00:47:08,578 --> 00:47:10,579
[ SNlFFlNG ]
839
00:47:10,747 --> 00:47:13,415
[ ♫ AlMEE MAN'S "MOMENTUM"
PLAYlNG LOUDLY ON STEREO ♫ ]
840
00:47:16,836 --> 00:47:19,004
[ MUSlC PLAYlNG LOUDLY lNSlDE ]
841
00:47:36,898 --> 00:47:40,943
Hello?
JlM: Police! Open the door!
842
00:47:41,110 --> 00:47:42,361
Who is it?
843
00:47:43,196 --> 00:47:46,198
JlM:
lt's the LAPD! Open the door!
844
00:47:47,033 --> 00:47:48,825
CLAUDlA:
l'm coming!
845
00:47:48,993 --> 00:47:51,453
l have to get dressed!
846
00:47:53,122 --> 00:47:56,792
You're not coming fast enough!
Open the door!
847
00:47:56,960 --> 00:48:00,754
- Didn't you hear me? l said l'm coming,
and that means l'm coming!
848
00:48:00,922 --> 00:48:03,757
l just have to get dressed, all right?
849
00:48:03,925 --> 00:48:06,593
l really-- l have to get dressed!
850
00:48:16,938 --> 00:48:19,022
l hate coming here
and not being able to talk.
851
00:48:19,190 --> 00:48:21,441
lt's fine. l understand.
852
00:48:21,609 --> 00:48:23,443
l wish the circumstance was better.
853
00:48:23,611 --> 00:48:25,862
l really don't know what's gonna happen.
lt's so fucked.
854
00:48:26,030 --> 00:48:29,908
l feel so over the top with everything.
- Running out of your medication at all...
855
00:48:30,076 --> 00:48:32,327
...let alone at a time like this,
could be drastic.
856
00:48:32,495 --> 00:48:34,580
Thank you, Dr. Diane.
857
00:48:36,833 --> 00:48:39,334
MAN 1 [ ON TV ]: --even your pocket.
And the pocket fisherman's--
858
00:48:39,502 --> 00:48:41,503
MAN 2:
--7:30 this Saturday night.
859
00:48:41,671 --> 00:48:46,925
RON: --dollars and 99 cents.
MAN 3: Hold it, Ron. It's only four easy--
860
00:48:47,093 --> 00:48:48,802
NASDAQ trading at--
861
00:48:48,970 --> 00:48:50,679
[ MOANING ]
862
00:48:56,477 --> 00:48:59,813
DICK: --Stanley Spector and
his brilliant friends, Richard and Julia...
863
00:48:59,981 --> 00:49:04,067
...can defeat today's adult challengers,
Mim, Luis, and Todd.
864
00:49:04,235 --> 00:49:07,029
They're moving towards
a half-a-million-dollar team total...
865
00:49:07,196 --> 00:49:09,531
...and a What Do Kids Know ? record.
866
00:49:09,991 --> 00:49:12,868
WOMAN [ ON PHONE ]: Pink Dot.
- Hi. l'd like to get an order for delivery.
867
00:49:13,036 --> 00:49:16,580
Phone number?
- 818-725-4424.
868
00:49:16,748 --> 00:49:18,332
Partridge?
- Yeah.
869
00:49:18,499 --> 00:49:19,583
What would you like?
870
00:49:19,751 --> 00:49:22,127
l'd like to get an order of,
um, peanut butter...
871
00:49:22,295 --> 00:49:25,047
- Mm-hm.
...uh, cigarettes, Camel Lights.
872
00:49:25,214 --> 00:49:27,257
- Mm-hm.
Uh, water...
873
00:49:27,425 --> 00:49:30,969
- Bottled water?
Um, no. You know what, forget the water.
874
00:49:31,137 --> 00:49:34,848
Just give me a loaf of bread. White bread.
- Okay.
875
00:49:35,016 --> 00:49:40,062
And, um, do you have Playboy magazine?
- Yeah.
876
00:49:40,229 --> 00:49:43,815
Okay. One of those.
And, uh, Penthouse, the magazine?
877
00:49:43,983 --> 00:49:47,277
- Yeah.
You have that? Okay. Uh, one of those.
878
00:49:47,445 --> 00:49:51,156
And, um, Hustler?
- Yeah.
879
00:49:51,324 --> 00:49:54,034
Do you have that?
- Yeah, l said.
880
00:49:54,202 --> 00:49:56,078
- That it?
Yeah, that's it.
881
00:49:56,245 --> 00:49:58,830
- You still want the peanut butter,
bread, and cigarettes?
882
00:49:58,998 --> 00:50:01,500
Yeah. What?
883
00:50:01,668 --> 00:50:05,712
- The total is 31.90. Thirty minutes or less.
Okay. Thank you.
884
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:08,173
- ls that cash or credit card?
Cash.
885
00:50:08,341 --> 00:50:10,258
- Thanks.
Thank you.
886
00:50:10,426 --> 00:50:12,427
- Bye.
Bye.
887
00:50:18,935 --> 00:50:20,936
[ MUTTERlNG ]
888
00:50:23,106 --> 00:50:26,233
ALL:
Respect the cock and tame the cunt!
889
00:50:26,401 --> 00:50:28,402
FRANK:
Have a great lunch!
890
00:50:28,569 --> 00:50:30,570
[ ALL CHEERlNG ]
891
00:50:32,865 --> 00:50:35,867
This is Gwenovier from Show Profiles.
She's here for the interview.
892
00:50:36,035 --> 00:50:37,786
Nice to meet you.
- l admire your work.
893
00:50:37,954 --> 00:50:42,541
Thank you. l have us set up in a suite--
- lt's not very safe for you here.
894
00:50:42,709 --> 00:50:45,127
l finish one of these seminars, Gwenovier...
895
00:50:45,294 --> 00:50:49,756
l swear to fucking God.
l mean, l am Batman.
896
00:50:49,924 --> 00:50:52,592
l'm Superman. l'm like a... A fucking...
897
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:53,969
[ EXHALES ]
898
00:50:54,137 --> 00:50:55,929
l'm like a fucking action hero after that.
899
00:50:56,097 --> 00:50:58,265
l could walk out if this room right now.
900
00:50:58,433 --> 00:51:00,684
l could go down the hall,
walk down the street...
901
00:51:00,852 --> 00:51:04,312
...and pick up any sweet little honey l meet
that has even one second to stop.
902
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:06,982
GWENOVlER: All it takes is one second?
- Just one second, girl.
903
00:51:07,150 --> 00:51:08,942
One glance, one hesitation...
904
00:51:09,110 --> 00:51:13,989
...one subtle look my way
for me to know...
905
00:51:14,157 --> 00:51:15,949
...and then it is:
906
00:51:16,117 --> 00:51:18,285
Bing, bang, boom.
907
00:51:18,453 --> 00:51:20,996
Oh, my God. Oh!
908
00:51:21,164 --> 00:51:22,581
l'm away on a tangent.
909
00:51:22,749 --> 00:51:24,124
[ ALL LAUGHlNG ]
910
00:51:24,876 --> 00:51:27,669
- l tell you...
GWENOVlER: Don't hurt yourself, okay?
911
00:51:27,837 --> 00:51:30,297
l tell you, l do.
912
00:51:30,465 --> 00:51:32,674
l get so fucking jazzed
at these seminars...
913
00:51:32,842 --> 00:51:36,052
...see, because l am what l believe.
914
00:51:36,220 --> 00:51:38,180
l do as l say.
915
00:51:38,347 --> 00:51:41,975
l live by these rules...
916
00:51:42,143 --> 00:51:43,977
...as religiously as l preach them.
917
00:51:44,145 --> 00:51:47,689
That's why l am getting the nasty left,
right, center, up, down, sideways.
918
00:51:47,857 --> 00:51:51,943
The Battle of the Bush is being fought
and won by Team Mackey.
919
00:51:54,697 --> 00:51:58,450
We're gonna start rolling now.
- What? l thought we were rolling.
920
00:51:58,618 --> 00:52:03,371
Come on, go, go, go, Gwenovier.
l am firing pearls at you here.
921
00:52:03,539 --> 00:52:06,166
l want you to know that l'm not
succeeding in the bush...
922
00:52:06,334 --> 00:52:09,836
...because l'm Frank T.J. Mackey.
Ah, you think about this.
923
00:52:10,004 --> 00:52:13,423
l mean, there are women...
924
00:52:13,591 --> 00:52:17,135
...who, uh, wanna destroy me.
925
00:52:17,303 --> 00:52:20,263
No. l find that hard to believe.
926
00:52:20,431 --> 00:52:21,890
[ LAUGHS ]
927
00:52:22,058 --> 00:52:24,434
lt makes it very difficult,
twice as hard for me.
928
00:52:24,602 --> 00:52:26,436
There's some little hottie
l'm moving in on...
929
00:52:26,604 --> 00:52:32,567
...knows me, knows my, you know,
my, uh, plans and my schemes, you know?
930
00:52:32,735 --> 00:52:34,277
She's gonna wanna fuck with me.
931
00:52:34,445 --> 00:52:37,197
She's gonna go back, you know
tell her friends: Yada, yada, yada...
932
00:52:37,365 --> 00:52:40,408
"You know, Frank T.J. Mackey,
he ain't all that." You know.
933
00:52:40,576 --> 00:52:42,452
"He ain't all that. Didn't get me."
934
00:52:42,620 --> 00:52:44,287
So, me, l am...
935
00:52:44,455 --> 00:52:47,582
You know, l'm just on full afterburners...
936
00:52:47,750 --> 00:52:49,668
...full-throttle through hottie heaven.
- Okay.
937
00:52:49,836 --> 00:52:50,919
[ FRANK PANTlNG ]
938
00:52:51,087 --> 00:52:53,421
Just dodging left. Dodging right.
- Yes, l understand.
939
00:52:53,589 --> 00:52:58,218
Dodging these bullets from these terrorists.
- l should've known this was gonna happen.
940
00:52:58,386 --> 00:53:01,763
Calm down, take it easy,
and be a good boy...
941
00:53:01,931 --> 00:53:04,057
...okay, Mr. Mackey?
942
00:53:04,225 --> 00:53:06,142
Thank you. Now, you sit back there...
943
00:53:06,310 --> 00:53:08,270
...put your microphone on
for me, please...
944
00:53:08,437 --> 00:53:11,606
Yes, ma'am.
- So we can do this thing, all right?
945
00:53:14,652 --> 00:53:17,112
Okay, um...
946
00:53:20,074 --> 00:53:24,286
Okay. Let me start by asking you--
- Just a second. One second.
947
00:53:28,791 --> 00:53:30,792
You missed a button.
948
00:53:31,836 --> 00:53:33,461
FRANK:
Thank you.
949
00:53:38,301 --> 00:53:39,801
What do you wanna know?
950
00:53:39,969 --> 00:53:42,971
[ ♫ GABRlELLE'S "DREAMS"
PLAYlNG ON STEREO ♫ ]
951
00:53:52,023 --> 00:53:53,481
Make it happen.
952
00:53:53,649 --> 00:53:57,152
This is you, Donnie. Go, go, go.
953
00:53:57,320 --> 00:53:59,905
[ ♫ SUPERTRAMP'S "GOODBYE STRANGER"
PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKERS ♫ ]
954
00:54:04,827 --> 00:54:07,412
[ PATRONS CHATTERlNG ]
955
00:54:07,580 --> 00:54:09,873
[ PATRONS LAUGHlNG ]
956
00:54:28,184 --> 00:54:30,810
[ PATRONS CHATTERlNG AND LAUGHlNG ]
957
00:54:42,073 --> 00:54:43,949
Hello. You're back again, huh?
958
00:54:44,116 --> 00:54:46,159
Yeah. Yes. Hi.
959
00:54:46,327 --> 00:54:49,162
What can l get you?
- Uh, Diet Coke.
960
00:55:12,311 --> 00:55:15,230
[ BOTH SPEAKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY ]
961
00:55:37,336 --> 00:55:39,963
MAN:
You look tired. You want one of these?
962
00:55:40,131 --> 00:55:42,507
Better pour you one of these, huh?
963
00:55:42,675 --> 00:55:44,676
WAlTRESS:
Can you ring me up?
964
00:55:51,225 --> 00:55:53,601
THURSTON: Brad, good to see you.
BRAD: lt's good to see you.
965
00:55:53,769 --> 00:55:55,937
THURSTON: You make that down payment
on the Harley yet?
966
00:55:56,105 --> 00:55:58,982
BRAD:
Not yet. Not yet. l'll make it next week.
967
00:55:59,150 --> 00:56:00,900
[ BOTH SPEAKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY ]
968
00:56:01,068 --> 00:56:04,529
BRAD:
Six days. You'll be the first.
969
00:56:05,948 --> 00:56:07,782
Ha, ha, l would love that.
970
00:56:07,950 --> 00:56:10,285
Want another one?
- Yes.
971
00:56:21,589 --> 00:56:23,465
Uh, l'd like a tequila.
972
00:56:23,632 --> 00:56:26,342
WAlTRESS: What kind?
- lt doesn't matter.
973
00:56:30,389 --> 00:56:33,516
[ ♫ AlMEE MANN'S "MOMENTUM"
PLAYlNG LOUDLY ON STEREO ♫ ]
974
00:56:36,562 --> 00:56:39,564
JlM:
Open up the door now!
975
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:43,526
CLAUDlA:
Yes, hi! Hello!
976
00:56:46,822 --> 00:56:48,114
Yeah.
977
00:56:48,824 --> 00:56:51,326
l'm sorry. l had to get dressed.
978
00:56:52,495 --> 00:56:55,121
You the resident here?
- Yes.
979
00:56:55,289 --> 00:56:57,916
You alone in there?
- Yes.
980
00:56:58,084 --> 00:57:00,460
No one else in there with you?
981
00:57:00,628 --> 00:57:04,839
No. What's wrong?
982
00:57:06,425 --> 00:57:11,304
First of all, you're gonna have to turn down
the music so we can have a conversation.
983
00:57:17,019 --> 00:57:18,770
[ MUSlC STOPS ]
984
00:57:21,315 --> 00:57:23,650
[ TV PLAYlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY ]
985
00:57:26,695 --> 00:57:28,196
You mind if l come in?
986
00:57:28,364 --> 00:57:30,490
No. Go ahead.
987
00:57:39,917 --> 00:57:42,877
You got your neighbors
real worried for you.
988
00:57:43,045 --> 00:57:45,130
l'm sorry.
989
00:57:45,297 --> 00:57:46,923
You live alone?
- Yes.
990
00:57:47,091 --> 00:57:48,633
What's your name?
- Claudia.
991
00:57:48,801 --> 00:57:51,386
Claudia what?
- Wilson.
992
00:57:51,554 --> 00:57:54,097
Okay, Claudia Wilson...
993
00:57:54,265 --> 00:57:57,433
...are you trying to go deaf?
- What? Ha, ha.
994
00:57:58,477 --> 00:58:02,397
Did you hear what l just said?
- Yes, but l don't know what...
995
00:58:02,565 --> 00:58:05,733
Okay. You're listening
to your music so loud...
996
00:58:05,901 --> 00:58:10,405
...you're gonna damage your ears.
- Okay.
997
00:58:10,573 --> 00:58:13,575
lf you continue to listen
to your music at that level...
998
00:58:13,742 --> 00:58:18,037
...you're gonna damage not only your ears,
but your neighbors' ears as well.
999
00:58:18,205 --> 00:58:21,082
l didn't realize it was that loud.
- Yeah.
1000
00:58:21,250 --> 00:58:24,460
Well, that right there
is the first sign of hearing loss, okay?
1001
00:58:24,628 --> 00:58:26,129
Okay.
1002
00:58:28,048 --> 00:58:30,800
l see you got your TV on there too.
1003
00:58:30,968 --> 00:58:33,136
You usually keep that on
at the same time?
1004
00:58:33,304 --> 00:58:37,307
l don't know. l mean, um... What is this?
1005
00:58:38,559 --> 00:58:41,811
You been doing some drugs today, Claudia?
- No.
1006
00:58:43,355 --> 00:58:46,524
Have you been doing some drinking?
- No, ha, ha.
1007
00:58:46,692 --> 00:58:48,401
Okay.
1008
00:58:50,362 --> 00:58:53,781
l got a call of a disturbance here.
1009
00:58:53,949 --> 00:58:59,829
Some loud music, A,
and some screaming and yelling.
1010
00:58:59,997 --> 00:59:02,916
Has there been some screaming
and yelling here?
1011
00:59:04,126 --> 00:59:05,710
Yes.
1012
00:59:06,962 --> 00:59:09,839
l had someone come to my door.
1013
00:59:10,007 --> 00:59:12,467
Someone that l didn't want here.
1014
00:59:12,635 --> 00:59:18,890
And l told them to leave,
so it's no big deal.
1015
00:59:19,058 --> 00:59:22,727
They left. l'm sorry.
1016
00:59:22,895 --> 00:59:25,313
Was that your boyfriend?
- No.
1017
00:59:26,982 --> 00:59:30,026
You don't have a boyfriend?
- No.
1018
00:59:32,029 --> 00:59:33,488
Well, who was it?
1019
00:59:33,656 --> 00:59:37,158
l was... He's gone.
1020
00:59:37,326 --> 00:59:41,079
l mean, it's not-- lt's over, you know?
1021
00:59:46,669 --> 00:59:49,420
You mind if l have a look around,
for your safety?
1022
00:59:49,588 --> 00:59:51,798
lt's fine.
- Okay.
1023
00:59:52,967 --> 00:59:55,677
Uh, what--?
What are you looking for?
1024
00:59:55,844 --> 01:00:00,014
Claudia, why don't you let me
handle the questions...
1025
01:00:00,182 --> 01:00:02,850
...and you handle the answers, okay?
- Okay.
1026
01:00:03,018 --> 01:00:05,853
l'm here to help you.
- Okay.
1027
01:00:07,439 --> 01:00:10,400
So do you still have to do homework?
- Not as much as l used to.
1028
01:00:10,567 --> 01:00:12,777
Ever since we started,
l haven't gone to school much.
1029
01:00:12,945 --> 01:00:16,030
l've had so many auditions.
- l don't have regular classes anymore.
1030
01:00:16,198 --> 01:00:19,367
What do you do?
- They let me have my own study time.
1031
01:00:19,535 --> 01:00:22,203
My own reading time in the library.
- That's pretty cool.
1032
01:00:22,371 --> 01:00:24,372
- Do you have an agent, Stanley?
STANLEY: No.
1033
01:00:24,540 --> 01:00:27,959
You should get one. l'm serious.
You could get a lot of stuff out of this.
1034
01:00:28,127 --> 01:00:30,962
Like what?
- What do you mean? Endorsements and shit!
1035
01:00:31,130 --> 01:00:33,423
Richard.
- Bite it, Cynthia.
1036
01:00:33,590 --> 01:00:36,592
You get free stuff from people
that want you to endorse their product.
1037
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:39,470
Commercials, a sitcom,
an M.O.W. or something.
1038
01:00:39,638 --> 01:00:42,515
What's M.O.W.?
- Hello. Movie of the week.
1039
01:00:42,683 --> 01:00:45,268
l went for one this morning
with Alan Thicke and Corey Haim.
1040
01:00:45,436 --> 01:00:48,271
RlCHARD: Was it a callback?
JULlA: No, but l'll probably get a callback.
1041
01:00:48,439 --> 01:00:50,690
RlCHARD: lf we beat the record,
you might get a callback.
1042
01:00:50,858 --> 01:00:53,026
JULlA: l'll get it
because l'm a good actress, Richard.
1043
01:00:53,193 --> 01:00:55,570
RlCHARD: Saucy, saucy.
CYNTHIA: Come on, guys. Settle down.
1044
01:00:55,738 --> 01:00:57,113
Cynthia?
- What do you want?
1045
01:00:57,281 --> 01:00:59,532
STANLEY: l gotta go to the bathroom.
CYNTHIA: Can you hold it?
1046
01:00:59,700 --> 01:01:00,742
[ ALL CHEERlNG ]
1047
01:01:00,909 --> 01:01:03,745
Yessiree! Whoa!
1048
01:01:04,204 --> 01:01:07,498
That was absolutely fantastic,
and l thank you very much.
1049
01:01:07,666 --> 01:01:11,127
As a matter of fact, we may even
take you folks on the road with us.
1050
01:01:11,295 --> 01:01:13,504
LUlS: That's my thing.
Come on. l'm serious. Come on.
1051
01:01:13,672 --> 01:01:16,674
Milk and sports, man.
You never heard--? Milk and sports, okay?
1052
01:01:16,842 --> 01:01:19,802
Anything baseball.
Um, anything dealing with numbers...
1053
01:01:19,970 --> 01:01:23,222
...when it comes to those, you know,
or who broke whatever record.
1054
01:01:23,390 --> 01:01:27,143
Any kind of dairy product, any kind--
Dairy recipe...
1055
01:01:27,311 --> 01:01:30,563
...um, like goat milk, goat cheese, goat--
All that stuff.
1056
01:01:30,731 --> 01:01:32,440
Wow, check this out over here.
1057
01:01:32,608 --> 01:01:35,193
So, um, look guys,
just work with me on that. Work with me.
1058
01:01:35,361 --> 01:01:37,612
Excuse me,
can you bring me low-fat milk, please?
1059
01:01:37,780 --> 01:01:39,989
A couple of ice cubes.
1060
01:01:40,157 --> 01:01:41,616
Ah, they don't look so tough.
1061
01:01:41,784 --> 01:01:43,868
STANLEY: Do they look smart?
- No.
1062
01:01:44,036 --> 01:01:46,829
RlCHARD: What are they gonna do, beat us?
STANLEY: Maybe.
1063
01:01:46,997 --> 01:01:49,540
We're not going out two days
before we set the record.
1064
01:01:49,708 --> 01:01:50,792
lt's not gonna happen.
1065
01:01:50,959 --> 01:01:52,543
RlCHARD:
Yeah. When they want us done...
1066
01:01:52,711 --> 01:01:55,463
...they'll call in the
Harvard SWAT team or some shit.
1067
01:01:56,799 --> 01:01:58,466
Ready to run.
1068
01:02:12,689 --> 01:02:14,816
BURT: You smell like trouble.
- l'm fucking hammered, Burt.
1069
01:02:14,983 --> 01:02:17,276
You okay?
- No, no.
1070
01:02:17,444 --> 01:02:19,404
Good. You have a chance
to look those over?
1071
01:02:19,571 --> 01:02:22,157
Oh, come on. lt's the same
fucking shit for 30 years, Burt.
1072
01:02:25,661 --> 01:02:27,662
You look like you have
money in your pocket.
1073
01:02:27,830 --> 01:02:29,497
[ THURSTON CHUCKLES ]
1074
01:02:29,998 --> 01:02:33,376
Maybe l'm just happy to see
my friend Brad there.
1075
01:02:33,544 --> 01:02:34,961
[ DONNlE CHUCKLES ]
1076
01:02:35,129 --> 01:02:36,921
DONNlE:
Just throw some money around.
1077
01:02:37,089 --> 01:02:39,298
Money, money, money.
- lt's Brad.
1078
01:02:39,466 --> 01:02:43,177
Ooh. This sounds threatening.
1079
01:02:43,345 --> 01:02:45,346
Do you have love in your heart?
1080
01:02:45,514 --> 01:02:47,682
l have love all over.
1081
01:02:47,850 --> 01:02:50,935
l even have love for you, friend.
1082
01:02:51,103 --> 01:02:52,603
ls it real love?
- Well--
1083
01:02:52,771 --> 01:02:56,858
The kind of love that makes you
feel that intangible joy...
1084
01:02:57,025 --> 01:02:58,526
...in the pit of your stomach...
1085
01:02:58,694 --> 01:03:01,696
...like a bucket of acid
and nerves running around...
1086
01:03:01,864 --> 01:03:05,950
...and making you hurt
and happy and all over...?
1087
01:03:06,118 --> 01:03:07,910
You're head over heels?
1088
01:03:08,078 --> 01:03:11,497
You lost me with the last couple
of cocktail words spoken, my boy...
1089
01:03:11,665 --> 01:03:15,209
...but l believe it's that sort of love.
1090
01:03:15,377 --> 01:03:18,129
Sounds nice to me.
1091
01:03:20,048 --> 01:03:21,340
l have love.
1092
01:03:21,508 --> 01:03:23,843
Hmm, a very chatty kind.
lndeed you do, it seems.
1093
01:03:24,011 --> 01:03:26,137
No, l mean, l'm telling you.
1094
01:03:27,181 --> 01:03:28,639
l'm telling you, l have love.
1095
01:03:28,807 --> 01:03:32,226
Yes, and l'm listening avidly, fellow.
1096
01:03:36,523 --> 01:03:39,901
My name is Donnie Smith,
and l have lots of love to give.
1097
01:03:45,491 --> 01:03:48,701
Hello.
- Hi.
1098
01:03:58,253 --> 01:03:59,670
Wow.
1099
01:03:59,838 --> 01:04:01,506
Lot of stuff here, huh?
1100
01:04:13,769 --> 01:04:15,770
[ BOTH SPEAKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY ]
1101
01:04:29,284 --> 01:04:30,451
lt's 30 seconds.
1102
01:04:30,619 --> 01:04:31,702
[ BELL RlNGS ]
1103
01:04:31,870 --> 01:04:34,080
-- eye on you. l'll be back.
1104
01:04:34,248 --> 01:04:37,041
Hi, Cynthia.
- Jakety, Jakety.
1105
01:04:41,797 --> 01:04:43,464
RlCHARD:
The fuck is going on over there?
1106
01:04:43,632 --> 01:04:47,301
l gotta go to the bathroom.
- Jesus Christ, Stanley.
1107
01:04:47,469 --> 01:04:50,805
No, no, no. You cannot do that.
Let me explain something to you people.
1108
01:04:50,973 --> 01:04:53,766
You have to tone it.
Don't be real aggressive like that.
1109
01:04:53,934 --> 01:04:56,686
Be subtly abusive
so they don't know what's happening.
1110
01:04:56,853 --> 01:04:59,939
You say, "You're not gonna go outside
and play with your friends...
1111
01:05:00,107 --> 01:05:02,483
...until that entire room
is cleaned floor to ceiling."
1112
01:05:02,651 --> 01:05:04,402
Oh, Julia's room's the same way.
1113
01:05:04,570 --> 01:05:07,405
JULlA'S DAD: Like a pigsty.
But it's the outfits we're into now.
1114
01:05:07,573 --> 01:05:10,992
Oh, you should have seen what
she had on walking out the door.
1115
01:05:11,159 --> 01:05:13,578
l said, "No. We're going to school,
not a fashion show."
1116
01:05:13,745 --> 01:05:15,788
RlCHARD'S MOM:
lt's not a fashion show. lt's school.
1117
01:05:15,956 --> 01:05:17,832
JULlA'S MOM:
Absolutely. lt's not a fashion show.
1118
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:19,041
Shh.
1119
01:05:19,209 --> 01:05:21,502
Let's make some fucking money here, people.
1120
01:05:22,170 --> 01:05:23,588
You with me, Jimmy?
1121
01:05:23,755 --> 01:05:26,007
JlMMY: The book says,
"We may be through with the past...
1122
01:05:26,174 --> 01:05:27,717
...but the past ain't through with us."
1123
01:05:27,884 --> 01:05:29,176
[ AUDlENCE CHEERlNG ]
1124
01:05:29,344 --> 01:05:31,470
We met upon the level,
and we're parting on the square.
1125
01:05:31,638 --> 01:05:34,056
ln my fucking sleep, Burt.
1126
01:05:35,350 --> 01:05:41,188
And five, four, three, two...
1127
01:05:42,357 --> 01:05:46,861
Live from Burbank, California,
it's What Do Kids Know?
1128
01:05:47,029 --> 01:05:50,781
Going into our 33rd year on the air,
it's America's longest-running quiz show...
1129
01:05:50,949 --> 01:05:54,035
...and the place where three kids
get to challenge three adults...
1130
01:05:54,202 --> 01:05:56,829
...and in the end,
we'll see who's the boss.
1131
01:05:56,997 --> 01:05:59,790
Moving towards their
eighth consecutive week as champions...
1132
01:05:59,958 --> 01:06:03,544
...we have the kids:
Richard, Julia, and Stanley.
1133
01:06:03,712 --> 01:06:07,923
And our new adult challengers today
are Mim, Luis, and Todd.
1134
01:06:08,091 --> 01:06:10,051
And me, l'm Dick Jennings...
1135
01:06:10,218 --> 01:06:14,430
...and now say hello to your favorite host
and my boss...
1136
01:06:14,598 --> 01:06:17,725
...Jimmy Gator !
1137
01:06:17,893 --> 01:06:20,394
[ ALL CHEERlNG ]
1138
01:06:24,900 --> 01:06:28,778
Back again, again, again.
l'm Jimmy Gator, and believe it or not...
1139
01:06:28,945 --> 01:06:31,572
...we are at the end of Week 7,
heading towards Week 8...
1140
01:06:31,740 --> 01:06:35,785
...with these three incredible kids, who--
Hello, hello.
1141
01:06:35,952 --> 01:06:39,872
-- are just two days and two games away
from the What Do Kids Know? record...
1142
01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:43,292
...for the longest-running quiz show
in television history.
1143
01:06:43,460 --> 01:06:46,253
Now, we are, as you know,
endorsed by the PTA...
1144
01:06:46,421 --> 01:06:48,422
...and the North American
Teachers' Foundation.
1145
01:06:48,590 --> 01:06:52,426
We keep our standards high, and that's why
we are the longest-running quiz show...
1146
01:06:52,594 --> 01:06:55,971
...in television history. l wanna say
something about these kids now.
1147
01:06:56,139 --> 01:06:58,933
These kids right here,
I think they're gonna be here a while.
1148
01:06:59,101 --> 01:07:00,768
But today is a dangerous day...
1149
01:07:00,936 --> 01:07:04,438
...because l have just met
with the adult challengers backstage...
1150
01:07:04,606 --> 01:07:08,609
...and let me tell you,
they are a terrific challenge for our kids.
1151
01:07:08,777 --> 01:07:11,821
So let's get this show up and away,
shall we?
1152
01:07:11,988 --> 01:07:13,864
[ AUDlENCE APPLAUDS ]
1153
01:07:17,452 --> 01:07:19,203
DETECTlVE:
We wanna know where your son is.
1154
01:07:19,371 --> 01:07:22,456
"Jerome Samuel Hall." Did he fight
your husband? ls this the Worm?
1155
01:07:22,624 --> 01:07:25,459
DETECTlVE: They had a fight. An accident.
OFFlCER: Do they call him Worm?
1156
01:07:25,627 --> 01:07:27,294
DETECTlVE:
We wanna know where your son is.
1157
01:07:27,462 --> 01:07:30,005
Help us, Marcie.
- Do they call him Worm?
1158
01:07:30,173 --> 01:07:33,008
- Help us help your son, Marcie.
OFFlCER: Do they call him Worm?
1159
01:07:33,176 --> 01:07:34,885
DETECTlVE:
Help us help your son, Marcie.
1160
01:07:35,053 --> 01:07:37,430
OFFlCER: Your son and your grandson.
Help us help them.
1161
01:07:37,597 --> 01:07:39,432
ls this the Worm?
1162
01:07:39,891 --> 01:07:40,975
[ DOOR OPENS ]
1163
01:07:41,143 --> 01:07:42,476
JlMMY [ ON TV ]:
Let's jump right in.
1164
01:07:42,644 --> 01:07:44,895
A quick recap for those who don't know.
1165
01:07:45,063 --> 01:07:48,441
Round One.
Three categories. Steals are okay.
1166
01:07:48,608 --> 01:07:53,612
Point scale escalating from 25 to 250,
one of which is a conversation bonus.
1167
01:07:55,157 --> 01:07:56,198
[ DOORBELL RlNGS ]
1168
01:07:56,366 --> 01:07:57,491
[ DOGS BARKlNG ]
1169
01:08:00,996 --> 01:08:03,622
Hi.
- That'll be 31.90.
1170
01:08:03,790 --> 01:08:09,503
The categories are "authors,
chaos versus superstring, and rub-a-dub."
1171
01:08:09,671 --> 01:08:12,506
[ DOGS BARKlNG ]
1172
01:08:12,674 --> 01:08:15,426
Max. Thanks.
- Bye.
1173
01:08:15,594 --> 01:08:18,846
Adults won a coin toss backstage,
so they get to pick first.
1174
01:08:19,014 --> 01:08:21,265
Team captain: Mim.
1175
01:08:21,433 --> 01:08:23,058
[ DOGS BARKlNG ]
1176
01:08:35,530 --> 01:08:37,198
First question, for 25.
1177
01:08:37,365 --> 01:08:40,785
This female author's most famous work:
O Pioneers!
1178
01:08:40,952 --> 01:08:43,954
PHIL:
H-E-R.
1179
01:08:44,122 --> 01:08:45,164
[ BUZZER RlNGS ]
1180
01:08:45,332 --> 01:08:46,499
JlMMY: Stanley?
- Willa Cather.
1181
01:08:46,666 --> 01:08:47,875
Willa Cather for 25.
1182
01:08:48,043 --> 01:08:50,377
Best known for the tragedy-of-blood genre,
this playwright--
1183
01:08:50,545 --> 01:08:51,587
[ BUZZER RlNGS ]
1184
01:08:51,755 --> 01:08:53,839
Stanley.
- Thomas Kyd.
1185
01:08:54,007 --> 01:08:55,049
Thomas Kyd.
1186
01:08:55,217 --> 01:08:58,052
This French playwright and actor
joined the Bejart troupe of actors--
1187
01:08:58,220 --> 01:08:59,386
[ BUZZER RlNGS ]
1188
01:08:59,554 --> 01:09:00,638
Stanley.
- Moliere.
1189
01:09:00,806 --> 01:09:03,516
Oh, l'm afraid l'm gonna need
a full name, Stanley.
1190
01:09:03,683 --> 01:09:06,602
Jean Baptiste Poquelin Moliere.
1191
01:09:07,395 --> 01:09:08,896
What the fuck is this?
1192
01:09:09,064 --> 01:09:11,857
God damn. My little fucker.
Ha-ha-ha!
1193
01:09:12,025 --> 01:09:15,402
l have no idea where he gets this shit.
He's a fucking genius, really.
1194
01:09:15,570 --> 01:09:17,613
CHAD [ OVER PHONE ]:
Seduce and Destroy. This is Chad.
1195
01:09:17,781 --> 01:09:18,948
Can l have your phone number?
1196
01:09:19,115 --> 01:09:21,951
ls this Seduce and Destroy?
- Yes, it is. Can l have your phone number?
1197
01:09:22,118 --> 01:09:24,578
Okay, l don't want to order anything.
Uh, you see...
1198
01:09:24,746 --> 01:09:29,208
l have a situation, uh, that's just come up
that's really pretty serious...
1199
01:09:29,376 --> 01:09:32,169
...and l don't know who to talk to
or what l should do...
1200
01:09:32,337 --> 01:09:35,923
...but maybe you could put me in touch
with somebody if l explain myself?
1201
01:09:36,091 --> 01:09:38,592
Uh, we're really only equipped
to take orders here, sir.
1202
01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:42,054
l mean, it's just us with the phones,
and that's what we do, you know--
1203
01:09:42,222 --> 01:09:46,517
Okay, okay, okay. Could you connect me
with somebody else, you think?
1204
01:09:46,685 --> 01:09:48,269
Well, what's the situation?
1205
01:09:48,436 --> 01:09:50,229
Okay, great, um...
1206
01:09:50,397 --> 01:09:53,399
All right. Let me try to explain myself
without it seeming kind of crazy.
1207
01:09:53,567 --> 01:09:55,442
But here l go. l'm-- No.
1208
01:09:55,610 --> 01:09:57,069
Uh, my name is Phil Parma...
1209
01:09:57,237 --> 01:10:00,447
...and l work for, uh, a man
named Earl Partridge.
1210
01:10:00,615 --> 01:10:02,408
Uh, Mr. Earl Partridge.
1211
01:10:02,576 --> 01:10:05,536
l'm his nurse, and he's a very sick man.
1212
01:10:05,704 --> 01:10:08,455
He's a dying man, and he's sick...
1213
01:10:08,623 --> 01:10:11,083
...and he has asked me to help him.
1214
01:10:11,251 --> 01:10:13,794
To help him find his son.
1215
01:10:15,630 --> 01:10:18,883
Hello? Are you there? Hello?
- No, l'm here. l'm listening.
1216
01:10:19,050 --> 01:10:21,886
Okay. Um, you see...
1217
01:10:22,053 --> 01:10:25,097
...Frank T.J. Mackey
is Earl Partridge's son.
1218
01:10:25,557 --> 01:10:27,099
So where are you from originally?
1219
01:10:27,267 --> 01:10:28,851
FRANK: From around here.
- Valley?
1220
01:10:29,019 --> 01:10:32,646
- Well, Hollywood, mainly.
What did your parents do?
1221
01:10:32,814 --> 01:10:35,441
Uh, my father-- Well, he was in television.
My mother--
1222
01:10:35,609 --> 01:10:37,818
This is going to sound silly to you.
- Try me.
1223
01:10:37,986 --> 01:10:41,071
Uh, she was a librarian.
- Why does that sound silly?
1224
01:10:41,239 --> 01:10:43,198
l don't know. l guess it doesn't.
1225
01:10:43,366 --> 01:10:46,994
- Does your mother still work?
No, she's retired.
1226
01:10:47,162 --> 01:10:49,872
- Are you close?
She's my mother.
1227
01:10:50,040 --> 01:10:53,751
Yes, but, uh, l mean,
she's a woman too...
1228
01:10:53,919 --> 01:10:56,170
...so how does she feel
about Seduce and Destroy?
1229
01:10:56,338 --> 01:10:57,713
l mean, what does she say?
1230
01:10:57,881 --> 01:10:58,923
[ FRANK LAUGHS ]
1231
01:11:00,675 --> 01:11:03,594
Well, she says, uh,
"You go get 'em, honey."
1232
01:11:03,762 --> 01:11:06,347
- Uh-huh.
And what about your father?
1233
01:11:06,514 --> 01:11:09,308
Oh, my father.
Unfortunately, he passed away.
1234
01:11:09,476 --> 01:11:11,644
- Oh, l'm sorry. l had no idea.
No, please.
1235
01:11:11,811 --> 01:11:13,938
- l wouldn't have brought that up
if l had known.
1236
01:11:14,105 --> 01:11:16,023
- That's a very hard thing.
Please.
1237
01:11:16,191 --> 01:11:18,859
Yes, it is, but listen.
1238
01:11:19,027 --> 01:11:21,654
l mean, you have to move forward.
The past has its place.
1239
01:11:21,821 --> 01:11:25,532
lt was a long time ago, and people die.
- Yeah.
1240
01:11:25,700 --> 01:11:27,701
Okay, let's switch gears here. Um...
1241
01:11:30,038 --> 01:11:33,123
- According to your book,
you ended up at UC Berkeley?
1242
01:11:33,291 --> 01:11:34,375
'84 to '89.
1243
01:11:34,542 --> 01:11:35,918
- Psychology major.
That's right.
1244
01:11:36,086 --> 01:11:37,795
- Get your masters?
Hmm? Oh.
1245
01:11:38,421 --> 01:11:39,880
This close.
- Wow .
1246
01:11:40,048 --> 01:11:43,676
- That's impressive in five years.
Cap, can l have some coffee?
1247
01:11:43,843 --> 01:11:44,927
Can l get you anything?
1248
01:11:45,095 --> 01:11:47,388
- No, no, no, l'm good. Thank you.
You sure? Okay.
1249
01:11:47,555 --> 01:11:50,099
She's good. l need coffee.
- Ha, ha.
1250
01:11:52,602 --> 01:11:54,895
PHARMAClST:
Cats and dogs out there, huh?
1251
01:11:57,482 --> 01:12:00,985
Must have a lot going on
for all that stuff back there, huh?
1252
01:12:02,070 --> 01:12:03,320
You could, uh...
1253
01:12:03,488 --> 01:12:06,448
Heh. You could have quite a party,
all that stuff.
1254
01:12:09,077 --> 01:12:12,788
You been on Prozac long? Dexedrine?
1255
01:12:12,956 --> 01:12:15,582
l don't...
- lnteresting drugs.
1256
01:12:16,751 --> 01:12:19,128
Dexedrine's basically
speed in a pill, you know.
1257
01:12:19,295 --> 01:12:23,757
l guess a lot of the doctors are balancing
out the Prozac with the Dexedrine, so...
1258
01:12:24,676 --> 01:12:26,927
That liquid morphine
will knock you down, out...
1259
01:12:27,095 --> 01:12:29,930
...around, up and down,
someone's not careful.
1260
01:12:32,642 --> 01:12:34,768
You can't mix those up, you know.
1261
01:12:34,936 --> 01:12:36,478
[ RlNGS ]
1262
01:12:52,704 --> 01:12:56,206
Strong, strong stuff here, boy. Wow!
1263
01:12:56,750 --> 01:12:58,792
What you have wrong,
you need all this stuff?
1264
01:12:58,960 --> 01:13:01,003
Motherfucker.
- What?
1265
01:13:01,171 --> 01:13:04,089
Motherfucker. You fucking asshole.
- What are you talking about?
1266
01:13:04,257 --> 01:13:06,759
Who the fuck do you think you are?
- l'm just trying--
1267
01:13:06,926 --> 01:13:11,138
l come in here. You don't know me.
You don't know who l am, what my life is...
1268
01:13:11,306 --> 01:13:14,892
...and you have the balls, the indecency
to ask me a question about my life?
1269
01:13:15,060 --> 01:13:18,145
Please, lady, calm down.
- Fuck you too! Don't you call me "lady"!
1270
01:13:18,313 --> 01:13:20,814
l come in here,
l give these things to you...
1271
01:13:20,982 --> 01:13:22,941
...you check,
you make your phone calls...
1272
01:13:23,109 --> 01:13:25,027
...look suspicious, ask questions.
1273
01:13:25,195 --> 01:13:26,403
l'm sick.
1274
01:13:26,571 --> 01:13:30,491
l have sickness all around me,
and you fucking ask me my life?
1275
01:13:30,658 --> 01:13:31,700
"What's wrong?"
1276
01:13:31,868 --> 01:13:35,454
Have you seen death in your bed?
ln your house?
1277
01:13:35,622 --> 01:13:39,166
Where's your fucking decency?
And then l'm asked fucking questions.
1278
01:13:39,334 --> 01:13:42,628
"What's wrong?"
1279
01:13:42,796 --> 01:13:45,380
You suck my dick, that's what's wrong.
1280
01:13:45,548 --> 01:13:48,258
And you. You fucking call me "lady"?
1281
01:13:48,426 --> 01:13:50,511
Shame on you!
1282
01:13:50,678 --> 01:13:55,766
Shame on you. Shame on both of you.
1283
01:13:57,018 --> 01:13:59,311
CHAD [ OVER PHONE ]:
Why don't they have the same last name?
1284
01:13:59,479 --> 01:14:01,146
Because they don't
have the same last name.
1285
01:14:01,314 --> 01:14:05,692
PHIL: l know, and l can't
really explain that, but l think--
1286
01:14:05,860 --> 01:14:09,279
l have a feeling there is something,
you know, a situation between them...
1287
01:14:09,447 --> 01:14:12,116
...like they don't know each other
much or well, you know?
1288
01:14:12,283 --> 01:14:14,576
Something like they
don't talk much anymore, even.
1289
01:14:14,744 --> 01:14:15,994
Uh-huh.
1290
01:14:16,162 --> 01:14:18,705
You know? God, does this sound weird?
1291
01:14:18,873 --> 01:14:21,708
- Ha, ha. l just don't understand
why you're calling me.
1292
01:14:21,876 --> 01:14:25,754
Well, there's no number for Frank
in any of Earl's stuff...
1293
01:14:25,922 --> 01:14:28,215
...you know, and he's pretty out of it.
1294
01:14:28,383 --> 01:14:31,468
l mean, like l said, he's dying.
1295
01:14:31,636 --> 01:14:34,721
Dying of cancer. So...
1296
01:14:34,889 --> 01:14:37,891
- What kind of cancer?
lt's brain and lung.
1297
01:14:38,059 --> 01:14:40,561
- My mother had breast cancer.
Oh, l'm sorry.
1298
01:14:40,728 --> 01:14:43,397
ls she all right?
- Oh, she's fine now.
1299
01:14:43,565 --> 01:14:45,399
Oh, that's good.
- lt was scary, though.
1300
01:14:45,567 --> 01:14:47,526
Oh, it's a hell of a disease.
- Oh, it sure is.
1301
01:14:47,694 --> 01:14:49,987
Yeah.
- Well, so, uh...
1302
01:14:50,155 --> 01:14:53,282
Wait, l'm sorry. So why call me?
1303
01:14:53,449 --> 01:14:56,827
l know this sounds silly,
and l know that l might sound ridiculous...
1304
01:14:56,995 --> 01:14:58,912
...like this is the scene of the movie...
1305
01:14:59,080 --> 01:15:01,957
...where the guy is trying to
get ahold of the long-lost son...
1306
01:15:02,125 --> 01:15:05,460
...you know, but this is that scene.
This is that scene.
1307
01:15:05,628 --> 01:15:08,046
And l think they have
those scenes in movies...
1308
01:15:08,214 --> 01:15:10,048
...because they're true, you know.
1309
01:15:10,216 --> 01:15:12,009
Because they really happen.
1310
01:15:12,177 --> 01:15:16,096
And you gotta believe me,
this is really happening.
1311
01:15:17,140 --> 01:15:20,392
l mean, l can give you my number
and you can go check...
1312
01:15:20,560 --> 01:15:22,603
...with whoever you gotta check with
and call me back...
1313
01:15:22,770 --> 01:15:26,106
...but do not leave me hanging on this.
1314
01:15:26,274 --> 01:15:31,278
All right? Please. l'm just-- Please.
1315
01:15:32,280 --> 01:15:33,780
See...
1316
01:15:33,948 --> 01:15:35,240
[ CHUCKLES ]
1317
01:15:35,408 --> 01:15:39,036
See, this is, uh, the scene of the movie
where you help me out.
1318
01:15:39,204 --> 01:15:41,079
You're great. These are great questions.
1319
01:15:41,247 --> 01:15:43,665
GWENOVlER: Thank you. Good, good.
- This is going great.
1320
01:15:43,833 --> 01:15:45,959
See, l thought you grew up
here in the Valley.
1321
01:15:46,127 --> 01:15:47,961
Yeah. You know, like l said. Around.
1322
01:15:48,129 --> 01:15:49,922
You went to Van Nuys High, right?
1323
01:15:50,089 --> 01:15:52,257
l wouldn't say l went. l frequented.
1324
01:15:52,425 --> 01:15:55,177
l was misguided, pathetic.
Simply not the Frank T.J. Mackey...
1325
01:15:55,345 --> 01:15:58,388
...you're so eagerly, uh, wanting
to put on national television.
1326
01:15:58,556 --> 01:16:01,808
Because l was swimming in what was
as opposed to what l wanted.
1327
01:16:01,976 --> 01:16:04,478
Where does that name come from?
- What name? My name?
1328
01:16:04,646 --> 01:16:06,772
Yeah. lt's not your given name, right?
1329
01:16:06,940 --> 01:16:10,859
lt's my mother's name, actually.
That's good. Good. Done your research.
1330
01:16:11,027 --> 01:16:13,820
- And "Frank"?
Frank is my mother's father.
1331
01:16:13,988 --> 01:16:16,865
Oh, okay. That's why.
See, l had some trouble...
1332
01:16:17,033 --> 01:16:20,494
...locating your school records
at, um, UCLA and, uh, Berkeley.
1333
01:16:20,662 --> 01:16:24,665
And it's your name change.
See, they had no official enrollment for you.
1334
01:16:24,832 --> 01:16:26,917
- No, no, no, they wouldn't.
They wouldn't?
1335
01:16:27,085 --> 01:16:30,003
No, because l was never
officially enrolled there.
1336
01:16:30,171 --> 01:16:31,672
Was that unclear?
- Kind of.
1337
01:16:31,839 --> 01:16:35,008
Oh. God, l wouldn't want that
to be misunderstood.
1338
01:16:35,176 --> 01:16:37,177
No, uh, my enrollment
was totally unofficial.
1339
01:16:37,345 --> 01:16:39,846
Sadly, l couldn't afford
to pay the tuition up there.
1340
01:16:40,014 --> 01:16:43,350
There were three wonderful professors
who let me to sit in their classes.
1341
01:16:43,518 --> 01:16:46,645
Their names were Macready, Horn,
and Langtree, among others.
1342
01:16:46,813 --> 01:16:50,440
You're welcome to call them if you like.
See, l didn't get a free ride...
1343
01:16:50,608 --> 01:16:54,528
...so, what we're looking at here
is a true rags-to-riches story.
1344
01:16:54,696 --> 01:16:57,155
That's why people respond so strongly
to Seduce...
1345
01:16:57,323 --> 01:17:00,158
...because at the end of the day,
Seduce may not be just...
1346
01:17:00,326 --> 01:17:02,577
...about picking up chicks,
sticking your cock in.
1347
01:17:02,745 --> 01:17:06,331
lt's about finding out
what you can be in this world...
1348
01:17:06,499 --> 01:17:12,337
...defining it, controlling it,
and saying, "l will take what is mine."
1349
01:17:12,505 --> 01:17:14,881
And you happen to get
a little blow job out of it...
1350
01:17:15,049 --> 01:17:17,801
...then, hey, what the fuck? Why not?
- Ha, ha, okay. There you go.
1351
01:17:18,386 --> 01:17:22,097
End of Round One.
Excellent work, ladies and germs.
1352
01:17:22,265 --> 01:17:24,558
l think we should take a look
at the scores on the board here.
1353
01:17:24,726 --> 01:17:26,351
Kids are up a leg with 1500...
1354
01:17:26,519 --> 01:17:30,063
...and the adults are down a little bit
with 1025.
1355
01:17:30,231 --> 01:17:32,566
So we'll be back for Round Two
in a ring-ding-do.
1356
01:17:32,734 --> 01:17:33,817
[ MUSlC PLAYS ]
1357
01:17:33,985 --> 01:17:37,321
Whoa, hello, hello.
Bonus musical question.
1358
01:17:37,488 --> 01:17:40,073
And the winner is...
1359
01:17:43,161 --> 01:17:44,328
...kids.
1360
01:17:44,495 --> 01:17:46,163
[ AUDlENCE APPLAUDlNG ]
1361
01:17:47,915 --> 01:17:51,043
Uh, kids are in the lead. They get a chance
here to pull further and farther ahead...
1362
01:17:51,210 --> 01:17:55,922
...if they can answer the following
secret-bonus musical question.
1363
01:17:56,090 --> 01:17:58,633
Now, what l'm going to do is I'm going
to read a line to you from an opera.
1364
01:17:58,801 --> 01:18:00,302
I want you to give me that line back...
1365
01:18:00,470 --> 01:18:02,929
...in the language in which
the opera was originally written...
1366
01:18:03,097 --> 01:18:07,642
...and for a bonus 250-- Um, 250--
Uh, 250...
1367
01:18:07,810 --> 01:18:10,103
...uh, you can sing it. Heh.
1368
01:18:11,230 --> 01:18:12,773
Here's the line.
1369
01:18:13,399 --> 01:18:17,402
"Love is a rebellious bird
that nobody can tame...
1370
01:18:17,570 --> 01:18:20,947
...and it's all in vain to call it
if it chooses to refuse."
1371
01:18:21,115 --> 01:18:22,157
[ BUZZER RlNGS ]
1372
01:18:22,325 --> 01:18:23,784
Yes, Stanley.
1373
01:18:24,369 --> 01:18:26,578
Well, that was in French...
1374
01:18:26,746 --> 01:18:28,872
...and that was from the opera Carmen...
1375
01:18:29,040 --> 01:18:30,957
...and that goes:
1376
01:18:31,334 --> 01:18:35,128
[ SlNGlNG lN FRENCH ]
1377
01:18:51,687 --> 01:18:53,814
You got some coffee brewing here.
CLAUDlA: lt's not--
1378
01:18:53,981 --> 01:18:55,065
[ CLAUDlA COUGHS ]
1379
01:18:55,233 --> 01:18:56,566
lt's been on for a bit.
1380
01:18:56,734 --> 01:18:59,361
Yeah, l like iced coffee, generally...
1381
01:18:59,529 --> 01:19:03,490
...but a day like today, you know,
with the rain and whatnot...
1382
01:19:03,658 --> 01:19:05,867
...l enjoy a warm cup.
1383
01:19:08,830 --> 01:19:10,580
[ CLAUDlA SlGHS ]
1384
01:19:11,416 --> 01:19:13,208
Do you want a cup?
1385
01:19:14,043 --> 01:19:16,795
ls that all right?
Just raining cats and dogs out there.
1386
01:19:16,963 --> 01:19:20,507
l'd just as soon not go back in it. Heh.
1387
01:19:21,175 --> 01:19:23,552
l don't know how fresh it's gonna be.
1388
01:19:23,719 --> 01:19:26,638
Oh, l'm sure it's fine, Claudia.
1389
01:19:30,143 --> 01:19:33,395
Do you, um, take cream or sugar?
1390
01:19:33,563 --> 01:19:35,522
That would be fine. Um--
1391
01:19:35,690 --> 01:19:39,734
So, Claudia, let me just say,
so l can get my role as an LAPD officer...
1392
01:19:39,902 --> 01:19:41,987
...out of the way
before we enjoy our coffee.
1393
01:19:42,155 --> 01:19:45,323
l don't like to talk shop over coffee.
1394
01:19:45,491 --> 01:19:47,200
l'm not gonna write you up.
1395
01:19:47,368 --> 01:19:49,828
l'm not gonna give you
a citation here...
1396
01:19:49,996 --> 01:19:53,665
...but the real problem we have here
is that you got people around you...
1397
01:19:53,833 --> 01:19:57,669
...people who work from home
trying to get some work done...
1398
01:19:57,837 --> 01:20:03,508
...and if you're listening to your music
that loud, they're inconvenienced by that.
1399
01:20:03,676 --> 01:20:06,803
lf you had a job,
you'd probably understand, but...
1400
01:20:08,890 --> 01:20:13,268
You like listening to your music.
That's fine. That's fine. Um...
1401
01:20:13,436 --> 01:20:16,229
You're just gonna wanna keep an eye
on the volume level.
1402
01:20:16,397 --> 01:20:20,400
You know, maybe memorize
what number you see on the dial.
1403
01:20:20,568 --> 01:20:22,777
lf it's the middle of the day,
that's what l do.
1404
01:20:22,945 --> 01:20:27,574
l set it at two and a half, and then l know
that's a good listening level for me.
1405
01:20:28,534 --> 01:20:32,412
But, uh, you like listening
to your music loud.
1406
01:20:32,872 --> 01:20:36,416
And that's fine. That's cool.
lt's good to rock out sometimes.
1407
01:20:36,584 --> 01:20:38,210
But you can't do it every day...
1408
01:20:38,377 --> 01:20:42,005
...or else you risk
damaging your ears. Seriously.
1409
01:20:45,176 --> 01:20:47,427
- You listen to it all the time like that?
Yeah.
1410
01:20:47,595 --> 01:20:51,640
You're gonna drive these people crazy.
1411
01:20:51,807 --> 01:20:53,558
Anyway, you get the point.
1412
01:20:53,726 --> 01:20:55,519
Yes.
- Okay.
1413
01:20:55,686 --> 01:20:57,020
Um...
1414
01:20:57,939 --> 01:20:59,397
Cheers.
1415
01:21:09,492 --> 01:21:13,119
So this boyfriend bothering you?
- l don't have a boyfriend.
1416
01:21:13,287 --> 01:21:16,706
The gentleman who was at the door--
- He's not my boyfriend.
1417
01:21:19,794 --> 01:21:23,088
Okay. A lot of times,
in domestic-abuse situations...
1418
01:21:23,256 --> 01:21:26,216
...the young woman
is afraid to speak out.
1419
01:21:26,384 --> 01:21:28,760
You don't have to be afraid
to tell me anything.
1420
01:21:28,928 --> 01:21:32,806
And as a police officer, l can tell you...
1421
01:21:32,974 --> 01:21:35,350
...it goes bad places.
1422
01:21:36,769 --> 01:21:39,729
Young woman is afraid,
next thing you know, l'm here on a 187.
1423
01:21:39,897 --> 01:21:43,191
lt's not-- What's a 187?
1424
01:21:43,359 --> 01:21:47,237
lt's not good. And it's where situations
like this always lead.
1425
01:21:47,405 --> 01:21:49,489
lt's not my boyfriend,
and it's not anything.
1426
01:21:49,657 --> 01:21:53,451
lt's over. Really. lt's not.
He won't come back.
1427
01:21:53,619 --> 01:21:56,705
l don't wanna have to come back here--
- You won't have to.
1428
01:21:58,958 --> 01:22:03,169
You know, l--
l wouldn't mind coming back.
1429
01:22:03,337 --> 01:22:06,089
You know, get a look
at your pretty face again.
1430
01:22:06,257 --> 01:22:08,174
l'll be right back.
1431
01:22:14,807 --> 01:22:16,474
Here you go.
1432
01:22:16,642 --> 01:22:18,810
Let's get the jacket off.
lt will help you to breathe.
1433
01:22:18,978 --> 01:22:20,520
[ AUDlENCE APPLAUDlNG ]
1434
01:22:21,689 --> 01:22:23,940
l can't fucking do this.
1435
01:22:27,612 --> 01:22:29,279
l've, uh--
1436
01:22:30,197 --> 01:22:33,825
l think-- l'm gonna throw up, l think.
1437
01:22:36,287 --> 01:22:39,372
l haven't thrown up
since l was 20 years old.
1438
01:22:39,874 --> 01:22:41,499
STANLEY:
Cynthia.
1439
01:22:41,667 --> 01:22:43,209
BURT:
You are the man.
1440
01:22:43,377 --> 01:22:45,128
[ DlCK AND BURT SPEAKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY ]
1441
01:22:45,296 --> 01:22:47,631
What's the problem?
- l need to go to the bathroom.
1442
01:22:47,798 --> 01:22:49,674
Jesus Christ, Stanley. You can't go now.
1443
01:22:49,842 --> 01:22:51,843
You have one minute
before we're on the air.
1444
01:22:52,011 --> 01:22:54,012
Now is not the time
to go to the bathroom.
1445
01:22:54,180 --> 01:22:56,264
RlCHARD: Why does this always happen?
- Hey.
1446
01:22:56,432 --> 01:22:58,391
- Excuse me, is there a problem over there?
1447
01:22:58,559 --> 01:22:59,809
Mind your own business.
1448
01:22:59,977 --> 01:23:03,229
You better watch your mouth.
- Why don't you mind your own business?
1449
01:23:03,397 --> 01:23:06,274
LUlS: Oh, no, she didn't.
- Cool down. Cool it, please.
1450
01:23:06,442 --> 01:23:09,819
Now, Stanley, wait for the
commercial break, then you can go.
1451
01:23:09,987 --> 01:23:12,906
Just hold it.
LUlS: Where did they get these kids?
1452
01:23:13,074 --> 01:23:14,074
Don't taunt the kids.
1453
01:23:14,241 --> 01:23:16,743
Hey, l'm just trying to be helpful.
CYNTHIA: Don't start trouble, Luis.
1454
01:23:16,911 --> 01:23:20,705
Honey, you haven't seen trouble.
Wait till next commercial break.
1455
01:23:20,873 --> 01:23:23,083
What's the problem?
- Nothing.
1456
01:23:23,250 --> 01:23:24,250
Lily! Please!
1457
01:23:24,418 --> 01:23:26,294
FRANK [ ON RECORDlNG ]:
Order Seduce and Destroy...
1458
01:23:26,462 --> 01:23:28,254
Get away from me, you shithead!
- Okay.
1459
01:23:28,422 --> 01:23:29,464
[ DOGS BARKlNG ]
1460
01:23:29,632 --> 01:23:32,467
Can't afford it?
We'll work out something for you.
1461
01:23:32,635 --> 01:23:34,761
Seduce and Destroy will change your life.
1462
01:23:34,929 --> 01:23:36,429
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
1463
01:23:37,348 --> 01:23:38,890
No.
1464
01:23:40,351 --> 01:23:43,269
Don't, don't, don't.
1465
01:23:43,437 --> 01:23:47,774
l'm gonna save you.
- Hi? Hello? Okay.
1466
01:23:47,942 --> 01:23:49,984
I guarantee, money-back guarantee--
1467
01:23:50,152 --> 01:23:52,320
Don't eat these.
- This will change your life.
1468
01:23:52,488 --> 01:23:56,449
It's gonna help you get
that naughty sauce that you...
1469
01:23:59,078 --> 01:24:01,413
For a low cost of 49.99...
PHIL: Here you go.
1470
01:24:01,580 --> 01:24:03,623
[ EARL GROANlNG ]
1471
01:24:06,127 --> 01:24:08,670
Come on out of the cold
and order Seduce and Destroy...
1472
01:24:08,838 --> 01:24:12,632
...for the low cost of 49.99.
We take all credit cards.
1473
01:24:12,800 --> 01:24:16,845
I take Visa, MasterCard...
PHIL: Out of the trash, out of the trash.
1474
01:24:18,305 --> 01:24:20,098
CHAD:
Hey, Phil, are you there?
1475
01:24:20,266 --> 01:24:21,433
- lt's Chad.
Yeah. Hi, Chad.
1476
01:24:21,600 --> 01:24:25,228
Yeah, listen, I'm gonna put you in touch
with Janet, Frank's assistant.
1477
01:24:25,396 --> 01:24:27,397
Okay.
- And she's gonna see what she can do.
1478
01:24:27,565 --> 01:24:30,233
Thank you very much,
and good luck to you and your mother.
1479
01:24:30,401 --> 01:24:32,944
Thanks, man. You too.
Okay, Janet, are you there?
1480
01:24:33,112 --> 01:24:36,072
JANET: Hello?
CHAD: All right, Janet, you have Phil Parma.
1481
01:24:37,408 --> 01:24:38,992
Okay?
1482
01:24:43,080 --> 01:24:47,500
l have cancer, Mary.
l have about two months.
1483
01:24:47,668 --> 01:24:49,461
l have no time.
1484
01:24:51,130 --> 01:24:52,756
lt's in my bones.
l don't have a chance.
1485
01:24:52,923 --> 01:24:55,049
Oh!
- l'm fucked.
1486
01:25:00,014 --> 01:25:03,516
DlRECTOR: And 15 seconds.
LUlS: You got any cookies or anything?
1487
01:25:03,684 --> 01:25:05,727
[ TEAMS WHlSPERlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY ]
1488
01:25:05,895 --> 01:25:07,812
DlRECTOR:
Ten seconds.
1489
01:25:10,316 --> 01:25:15,236
And five, four, three, two...
1490
01:25:15,404 --> 01:25:17,614
We're back, ready for Round Two.
1491
01:25:18,032 --> 01:25:20,200
We're talking
to our adult contestants here today.
1492
01:25:20,367 --> 01:25:23,077
Uh, Mim, it says here
that you live in California...
1493
01:25:23,245 --> 01:25:24,662
...and that you have two kids.
1494
01:25:24,830 --> 01:25:26,539
MlM:
Right. I have a six-year-old son...
1495
01:25:26,707 --> 01:25:28,374
Do you know who l am?
1496
01:25:29,084 --> 01:25:31,211
You're a friend of the family, l presume.
1497
01:25:31,378 --> 01:25:32,879
What does that mean?
1498
01:25:33,047 --> 01:25:36,216
Nothing special.
Just a spoke in the wheel.
1499
01:25:36,383 --> 01:25:40,136
You talk in rhymes
and riddles and rub-a-dub...
1500
01:25:40,304 --> 01:25:44,849
...but that doesn't mean anything to me.
See, see-- See, l used to be smart.
1501
01:25:45,017 --> 01:25:47,519
l'm "Quiz Kid" Donnie Smith.
1502
01:25:49,480 --> 01:25:52,690
l'm "Quiz Kid" Donnie Smith
from TV.
1503
01:25:52,858 --> 01:25:54,567
lt might have been before my time.
1504
01:25:54,735 --> 01:25:56,778
MAN:
l remember now. ln the sixties, right?
1505
01:25:56,946 --> 01:25:59,697
l'm "Quiz Kid" Donnie Smith.
- Like you said.
1506
01:25:59,865 --> 01:26:04,244
Smart kid. You got struck by lightning
at one time, right?
1507
01:26:04,411 --> 01:26:05,787
DONNlE:
So what?
1508
01:26:05,955 --> 01:26:08,289
l heard about that.
- Did it hurt?
1509
01:26:08,457 --> 01:26:09,833
DONNlE:
Yes.
1510
01:26:10,000 --> 01:26:12,752
But you're all right now.
So, what's the what?
1511
01:26:12,920 --> 01:26:15,171
What?
- That's right.
1512
01:26:15,339 --> 01:26:18,633
l used to be smart. Now l'm just stupid.
1513
01:26:18,801 --> 01:26:22,595
Ha! Brad, dear, who was it that said:
1514
01:26:22,763 --> 01:26:26,599
"A man of genius has seldom been ruined
but by himself"?
1515
01:26:26,767 --> 01:26:28,268
Um...
1516
01:26:29,395 --> 01:26:32,230
THURSTON: It was the lovely Samuel Johnson.
- Ah.
1517
01:26:32,731 --> 01:26:35,692
Who also spoke of a fellow
who was not only dull...
1518
01:26:35,860 --> 01:26:37,610
...but a cause of dullness in others.
1519
01:26:37,778 --> 01:26:39,320
DONNlE:
The cause of dullness in others.
1520
01:26:39,488 --> 01:26:42,282
Picky, picky.
- Let me tell you this.
1521
01:26:42,449 --> 01:26:45,493
Samuel Johnson
never had his life shit on...
1522
01:26:45,661 --> 01:26:48,621
...and taken from him,
and his money stolen.
1523
01:26:49,206 --> 01:26:51,291
Who took his life and his money?
1524
01:26:51,458 --> 01:26:55,044
His parents? His mommy and daddy?
1525
01:26:55,212 --> 01:26:57,839
Make him live this life like this.
1526
01:26:58,007 --> 01:27:02,135
A man of genius
who gets shit on as a child...
1527
01:27:02,303 --> 01:27:05,305
...and that scars. That hurts.
1528
01:27:05,472 --> 01:27:07,307
Have you ever been hit by lightning?
1529
01:27:07,474 --> 01:27:10,184
lt hurts. lt doesn't happen to everyone.
1530
01:27:10,352 --> 01:27:11,811
lt's an electrical charge.
1531
01:27:11,979 --> 01:27:14,314
lt finds its way across the universe...
1532
01:27:14,481 --> 01:27:19,110
...and it lands in your body
and your head.
1533
01:27:19,612 --> 01:27:24,532
And as for "ruined but by himself"...
1534
01:27:24,700 --> 01:27:27,619
...not if his parents
took his freaking life...
1535
01:27:27,786 --> 01:27:29,871
...and his money,
and tell you to do this...
1536
01:27:30,039 --> 01:27:33,082
...and to do that,
and if you don't, well...
1537
01:27:33,250 --> 01:27:36,002
MAN: Your parents took your money
that you won on that game show?
1538
01:27:36,170 --> 01:27:39,255
Yes. They did.
1539
01:27:42,343 --> 01:27:45,178
What does that mean,
"a spoke in the wheel"?
1540
01:27:45,679 --> 01:27:48,264
THURSTON:
Things go round and round, don't they?
1541
01:27:49,058 --> 01:27:51,809
Yes, they do. They do.
1542
01:27:52,353 --> 01:27:54,354
But l'll make my dreams come true.
1543
01:27:55,230 --> 01:27:57,690
Sounds sad as a weeping willow.
1544
01:27:57,858 --> 01:27:59,943
l used to be smart.
1545
01:28:00,110 --> 01:28:02,445
But now l'm just stupid.
1546
01:28:04,156 --> 01:28:06,032
Shall we drink to that?
1547
01:28:06,283 --> 01:28:08,660
Um, l wanna talk a little bit more
about your background.
1548
01:28:08,827 --> 01:28:11,371
You made, um, some references earlier...
1549
01:28:11,538 --> 01:28:17,502
...to, uh, subjective human experiences
and terrible things, and, um...
1550
01:28:18,337 --> 01:28:21,005
Actually, l'm confused about your past,
is the thing.
1551
01:28:21,173 --> 01:28:24,217
ls that still lingering? lt's so boring.
- Just to clarify...
1552
01:28:24,385 --> 01:28:27,387
- Just wanna clear some things up.
Useless. Mm.
1553
01:28:27,554 --> 01:28:31,349
Excuse me. See-- Thank you, Muff.
lt's a funny thing that--
1554
01:28:31,517 --> 01:28:33,851
This is an important element
at Seduce and Destroy.
1555
01:28:34,019 --> 01:28:37,021
Facing the past is an important way
of not making progress.
1556
01:28:37,189 --> 01:28:39,732
This is something l tell my men
over and over and over.
1557
01:28:39,900 --> 01:28:41,985
GWENOVlER:
This isn't meant, um...
1558
01:28:42,152 --> 01:28:44,946
See, l try to teach my students to ask:
1559
01:28:45,114 --> 01:28:47,407
"What is it in aid of?"
1560
01:28:47,574 --> 01:28:49,242
Are you asking me that?
- Yes.
1561
01:28:49,410 --> 01:28:53,204
Well, in trying to figure out who you are...
- ln aid of what?
1562
01:28:53,372 --> 01:28:57,000
Well, Frank, l'm saying
that in trying to figure out who you are--
1563
01:28:57,167 --> 01:28:58,626
l have more important things...
1564
01:28:58,794 --> 01:29:01,337
...to put myself into.
- Well, no, it's all important.
1565
01:29:01,505 --> 01:29:03,256
l think this is something very important...
1566
01:29:03,424 --> 01:29:05,925
...that you might need to think about
putting yourself into.
1567
01:29:06,093 --> 01:29:08,094
Mm. Not really.
- Um, look, Frank...
1568
01:29:08,262 --> 01:29:10,388
...it's not like
l'm trying to attack you here.
1569
01:29:10,556 --> 01:29:11,639
- No.
l just--
1570
01:29:11,807 --> 01:29:15,018
- Okay. Hey, this is how you wanna spend
your time, then go, go, go.
1571
01:29:15,185 --> 01:29:17,395
But you're gonna be surprised
at what a waste it is.
1572
01:29:17,563 --> 01:29:21,774
"The most useless thing in the world
is that which is behind me." Chapter Three.
1573
01:29:23,152 --> 01:29:25,695
We talked earlier about your mother...
1574
01:29:25,863 --> 01:29:28,281
...and we talked about your father
and his death.
1575
01:29:28,449 --> 01:29:32,452
l don't want to be challenging,
but l have to ask, um...
1576
01:29:32,619 --> 01:29:38,291
l just wanna clarify something.
Something that l understand...
1577
01:29:38,959 --> 01:29:43,296
l'm not sure l hear a question in here.
- l'm trying to put this as delicately as l can.
1578
01:29:43,464 --> 01:29:45,256
- What's the question?
1579
01:29:46,467 --> 01:29:49,052
Do you remember a Miss Simms?
- l know a lot of women.
1580
01:29:49,219 --> 01:29:52,722
- l'm sure she remembers me, ha, ha.
She does. From when you were a boy.
1581
01:29:52,890 --> 01:29:54,807
- Yeah?
She lived in Tarzana.
1582
01:29:54,975 --> 01:29:57,560
That's my old stomping ground.
1583
01:30:00,189 --> 01:30:02,273
ls this the attack portion
of the interview?
1584
01:30:02,441 --> 01:30:03,483
[ GWENOVlER LAUGHS ]
1585
01:30:03,650 --> 01:30:07,820
ls the girl coming in for the kill?
- No. This is about getting something right...
1586
01:30:07,988 --> 01:30:10,281
...and clarifying one of your
answers to an earlier question.
1587
01:30:10,449 --> 01:30:11,991
- What question?
1588
01:30:12,159 --> 01:30:15,161
l was told that your mother died, Frank.
1589
01:30:23,921 --> 01:30:25,797
That's what you heard.
1590
01:30:26,465 --> 01:30:27,632
[ CHUCKLES ]
1591
01:30:27,800 --> 01:30:29,967
Do you remember Miss Simms?
1592
01:30:34,973 --> 01:30:37,308
No.
- Well, l talked to Miss Simms...
1593
01:30:37,476 --> 01:30:42,855
...your neighbor and caretaker
after your mother died in 1980...
1594
01:30:43,524 --> 01:30:45,525
...and in my research...
1595
01:30:45,692 --> 01:30:52,156
... l have you listed as the only son
of Earl and Lily Partridge.
1596
01:30:52,324 --> 01:30:56,536
And what l learned from Barbara Simms
is that your mother, Lily...
1597
01:30:57,329 --> 01:31:00,123
...died in 1980.
1598
01:31:00,999 --> 01:31:03,835
So, see, it's my understanding
that information supplied...
1599
01:31:04,002 --> 01:31:06,254
...by you and your company...
1600
01:31:06,421 --> 01:31:09,298
...and the answers
to the questions l've asked is incorrect...
1601
01:31:09,466 --> 01:31:13,553
...and if l wanna get to the bottom
of who you are and why you are...
1602
01:31:13,720 --> 01:31:19,225
...then l think that your family history,
your actual family history...
1603
01:31:20,477 --> 01:31:25,148
Well, this is important.
1604
01:31:26,692 --> 01:31:29,193
What is your fucking question?
1605
01:31:31,905 --> 01:31:34,699
Well, l guess my question is this:
1606
01:31:36,618 --> 01:31:39,245
Why would you lie, Frank?
1607
01:31:39,705 --> 01:31:41,038
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
1608
01:31:41,540 --> 01:31:44,417
Kids, adults...
1609
01:31:44,585 --> 01:31:48,337
... l would like you
to put yourself at a picnic.
1610
01:31:48,505 --> 01:31:52,049
Uh, place yourself there
with your family and friends, if you'd like.
1611
01:31:52,217 --> 01:31:55,219
You'll hear three musical notes,
and you are to tell me...
1612
01:31:55,387 --> 01:31:59,223
...what it might represent
that you would find at a picnic.
1613
01:31:59,391 --> 01:32:01,517
The first three notes. Guys?
1614
01:32:01,685 --> 01:32:05,229
[ MUSlC NOTES PLAY ]
1615
01:32:05,397 --> 01:32:06,731
[ BUZZER RlNGS ]
1616
01:32:06,899 --> 01:32:08,774
JlMMY: Yes, Todd.
- Well, Jimmy, l know this.
1617
01:32:08,942 --> 01:32:13,779
l have perfect pitch, you see,
and that would be A-D-E...
1618
01:32:13,947 --> 01:32:17,617
-...and that would represent lemonade.
JlMMY: For 250. Next notes, please.
1619
01:32:17,784 --> 01:32:21,621
[ MUSlC NOTES PLAY ]
1620
01:32:21,788 --> 01:32:22,997
[ BUZZER RlNGS ]
1621
01:32:23,373 --> 01:32:26,959
JlMMY: Todd?
TODD: That's E-G-G, which would be egg.
1622
01:32:27,127 --> 01:32:31,172
JlMMY: For 500.
And the third set of notes. Guys?
1623
01:32:31,340 --> 01:32:35,051
[ MUSlC NOTES PLAY ]
1624
01:32:36,345 --> 01:32:39,430
You don't want any water?
- No. l just...
1625
01:32:39,598 --> 01:32:41,140
l'm so fucked up right now, Alan.
1626
01:32:41,308 --> 01:32:45,603
There's just so much. So many things.
- Are you on drugs right now?
1627
01:32:45,771 --> 01:32:49,273
lf l tell you something, if l say things, then--
You're a lawyer, right?
1628
01:32:49,441 --> 01:32:52,985
You can't say anything, tell anybody.
lt's like a privilege. Attorney/client.
1629
01:32:53,153 --> 01:32:55,321
You understand?
- Not exactly.
1630
01:32:55,489 --> 01:32:57,823
Like a shrink.
lf l go see a shrink, l'm protected.
1631
01:32:57,991 --> 01:33:00,326
l can say things. Oh, fuck!
1632
01:33:00,494 --> 01:33:05,289
l don't know what l'm doing.
- Linda, you're safe, okay? lt's all right.
1633
01:33:05,457 --> 01:33:08,125
You're my friend.
You and Earl are clients.
1634
01:33:08,293 --> 01:33:10,336
Whatever you wanna say
won't leave this room.
1635
01:33:10,504 --> 01:33:13,005
You have something
you wanna say to me...
1636
01:33:15,634 --> 01:33:18,719
l have to tell you something.
l have something to tell you.
1637
01:33:20,514 --> 01:33:23,182
l wanna change his will.
Can l change his will? l need to.
1638
01:33:23,600 --> 01:33:25,685
No, you can't change his will.
Only Earl can.
1639
01:33:25,852 --> 01:33:28,062
No, no, no. You see, um...
1640
01:33:29,439 --> 01:33:31,107
... l never loved him.
1641
01:33:31,275 --> 01:33:33,025
l never loved him. Earl.
1642
01:33:33,193 --> 01:33:36,862
When l met him-- When l started--
l met him, l fucked him, and l married him...
1643
01:33:37,030 --> 01:33:39,865
...because l wanted his money.
You understand?
1644
01:33:40,033 --> 01:33:41,867
Uh, l'm telling you this.
1645
01:33:42,035 --> 01:33:44,620
l've never told anyone.
Uh, l didn't love him...
1646
01:33:44,788 --> 01:33:47,373
...but now-- l know l'm in that will.
We were all there.
1647
01:33:47,541 --> 01:33:51,377
We made that thing. And the money l'll get.
l don't want it, because l love him so much now.
1648
01:33:51,545 --> 01:33:54,755
l've fallen in love with him now for real,
as he's dying, and...
1649
01:33:54,923 --> 01:33:58,217
Uh, l look at him, and he's about to go,
Alan. He's moments...
1650
01:33:59,428 --> 01:34:01,929
l took care of him through this, Alan.
What now, then?
1651
01:34:02,097 --> 01:34:03,139
JlMMY:
Let's listen.
1652
01:34:03,307 --> 01:34:06,058
[ lN SOUTHERN ACCENT ] "Hello, Mary.
How are you and the seven kids?
1653
01:34:06,226 --> 01:34:09,687
As you probably heard by now, we sure
gave that Pope a run for his money."
1654
01:34:09,855 --> 01:34:11,022
[ BUZZER RlNGS ]
1655
01:34:11,189 --> 01:34:13,858
JlMMY: Mim.
MlM: Um, that would be Robert E. Lee.
1656
01:34:14,026 --> 01:34:18,237
His wife was Mary Parke Custis.
l know he had seven children.
1657
01:34:18,405 --> 01:34:23,075
Um, and he would be talking about Pope,
who he defeated at the Battle of Manassas.
1658
01:34:23,243 --> 01:34:26,412
JlMMY:
Absolutely right, Miss Mim. Next question.
1659
01:34:26,830 --> 01:34:28,956
Come on, come on, come on.
Snap out of it, man.
1660
01:34:29,124 --> 01:34:31,500
Come on. Stanley.
1661
01:34:31,668 --> 01:34:33,502
[ SlGHS ]
1662
01:34:33,670 --> 01:34:37,006
DICK: Bonjour, Josephine.
Maintenant je suis en Egypte.
1663
01:34:37,174 --> 01:34:38,215
[ BUZZER RlNGS ]
1664
01:34:38,383 --> 01:34:39,425
JlMMY:
Yes, Mim.
1665
01:34:39,593 --> 01:34:41,761
MlM: Um, that would be Napoleon
speaking to Josephine.
1666
01:34:41,928 --> 01:34:45,348
JlMMY:
Absolutely right, for 500. Next voice.
1667
01:34:47,225 --> 01:34:49,852
l don't want him to die.
l didn't love him when we met...
1668
01:34:50,020 --> 01:34:52,980
...and l did so many bad things to him
that he doesn't know.
1669
01:34:53,148 --> 01:34:57,568
Things that l want to confess to him.
But now l do. l love him.
1670
01:34:58,904 --> 01:35:02,948
Linda, what kind of medication are you on?
- This isn't any fucking medication talking!
1671
01:35:03,116 --> 01:35:05,785
Can you give me nothing?
You have power of attorney.
1672
01:35:05,952 --> 01:35:09,497
Can you go in the final fucking moments
and change the will?
1673
01:35:09,664 --> 01:35:11,415
l-- l don't want any money.
1674
01:35:11,583 --> 01:35:15,044
l couldn't live with myself
with this thing that l've done.
1675
01:35:15,212 --> 01:35:18,339
l fucked around. l fucking cheated on him.
l fucking cheated on him.
1676
01:35:18,507 --> 01:35:20,925
There. There.
You're his lawyer, our lawyer.
1677
01:35:21,093 --> 01:35:23,636
l am his wife. We are married.
l broke the contract of marriage.
1678
01:35:23,804 --> 01:35:27,807
l fucked around on him many times.
l sucked other men's cocks.
1679
01:35:27,974 --> 01:35:29,642
ALAN:
Adultery is not against the law.
1680
01:35:29,810 --> 01:35:32,812
lt's not something you can use in court
to discredit the will.
1681
01:35:32,979 --> 01:35:35,439
Linda. Linda, calm down.
- l can't.
1682
01:35:35,607 --> 01:35:37,650
You don't have to change the will.
1683
01:35:38,151 --> 01:35:41,153
lf you wanna take nothing,
renounce the will when the time comes.
1684
01:35:41,321 --> 01:35:43,447
What does that mean?
Where does the money go?
1685
01:35:43,615 --> 01:35:48,160
lt goes to the nearest relative.
- What's that? Frank?
1686
01:35:48,328 --> 01:35:52,498
No, no, no. That can't happen.
Earl doesn't want him to have anything.
1687
01:35:52,666 --> 01:35:54,875
That's what will happen.
- This is so fucked up.
1688
01:35:55,043 --> 01:35:56,335
Linda, stop!
1689
01:35:58,088 --> 01:36:00,589
Now, you take a moment, you breathe...
1690
01:36:00,757 --> 01:36:03,342
...and one thing at a time.
- Shut the fuck up.
1691
01:36:03,510 --> 01:36:05,970
- You want me to help you?
Shut the fuck up.
1692
01:36:06,138 --> 01:36:09,056
- You need to sober up.
Now, you must really shut the fuck up.
1693
01:36:09,224 --> 01:36:11,016
Now. Please, shut the fuck up.
1694
01:36:11,184 --> 01:36:13,185
- Linda.
l have to go.
1695
01:36:13,353 --> 01:36:16,272
Let me call you a car, Linda.
- Shut the fuck up.
1696
01:36:16,440 --> 01:36:20,401
JlMMY: Now, imagine
that you are attending a jam session...
1697
01:36:20,569 --> 01:36:22,862
...of classical composers...
1698
01:36:23,029 --> 01:36:27,658
...and they have each done an arrangement
of the classic favorite, "Whispering."
1699
01:36:27,826 --> 01:36:30,786
Now, we have here
the New World Harmonica Trio...
1700
01:36:30,954 --> 01:36:33,122
...who are going to play, uh--
1701
01:36:34,207 --> 01:36:38,544
Uh, three, um--
Uh, variations on the theme...
1702
01:36:38,712 --> 01:36:39,962
...as the, uh-- As--
1703
01:36:40,130 --> 01:36:42,631
As three classical composers
might have written it.
1704
01:36:42,799 --> 01:36:46,385
So you are to name the, uh, first composer.
1705
01:36:46,553 --> 01:36:47,928
Guys?
1706
01:36:48,096 --> 01:36:51,140
[ HARMON lCAS PLAYlNG
"WHlSPERlNG" lN STYLE OF BRAHMS ]
1707
01:37:00,275 --> 01:37:01,358
[ BUZZER RlNGS ]
1708
01:37:01,526 --> 01:37:03,903
JlMMY: Yes, Todd.
-Well, Jimmy, that sounded like Brahms.
1709
01:37:04,070 --> 01:37:06,405
Uh, a bit like his
"Hungarian Dance Number Six."
1710
01:37:06,573 --> 01:37:09,658
That is excellent, Todd.
Next composer, guys.
1711
01:37:09,826 --> 01:37:12,912
[ HARMON lCAS PLAYlNG "WHISPERlNG"
lN STYLE OF RAVEL ]
1712
01:37:34,392 --> 01:37:35,559
[ BUZZER RlNGS ]
1713
01:37:37,270 --> 01:37:38,395
Stanley the man.
1714
01:37:40,398 --> 01:37:42,191
l don't know the answer.
1715
01:37:43,610 --> 01:37:45,194
That is not right.
1716
01:37:45,362 --> 01:37:46,987
That's not right, Stanley.
1717
01:37:47,155 --> 01:37:51,116
The correct answer is Ravel.
1718
01:37:51,618 --> 01:37:53,327
Ravel.
1719
01:37:54,454 --> 01:37:58,123
Uh, and now l'm gonna have
our three whistlers, um...
1720
01:37:59,960 --> 01:38:03,837
...please to present the next, uh, musical...
1721
01:38:04,005 --> 01:38:06,966
There were three, uh,
musical sections here...
1722
01:38:07,133 --> 01:38:09,969
...and this will be the third section
that the whistlers...
1723
01:38:10,136 --> 01:38:13,430
Um, and they'll play a piece that's...
1724
01:38:14,849 --> 01:38:19,353
lt's very recognizable.
lt's Chopin, actually, and, uh...
1725
01:38:20,814 --> 01:38:23,649
Well, it's taken--
lt's in the style of "Marche Militaire."
1726
01:38:23,817 --> 01:38:26,986
lt's a very recognizable piece.
1727
01:38:27,153 --> 01:38:30,364
So if you please just listen to this...
1728
01:38:30,532 --> 01:38:34,577
...and l'm sure you can identify the, uh...
1729
01:38:34,744 --> 01:38:36,829
l'm sort of
giving away the answer here, but--
1730
01:38:36,997 --> 01:38:39,832
lt's Chopin. l don't mean
to give away the answer.
1731
01:38:40,000 --> 01:38:43,043
lt's just-- Please, just--
1732
01:38:43,211 --> 01:38:46,505
Well, sing us a ditty, guys.
A Chopin ditty.
1733
01:38:46,673 --> 01:38:51,176
Let's have a Chopin ditty here. l can't...
1734
01:38:52,304 --> 01:38:55,556
Go to the card. Go to the fucking card.
- Go to the card. Go.
1735
01:38:55,724 --> 01:38:57,683
Go to the card.
1736
01:38:57,851 --> 01:38:59,768
[ SNIFFlNG ]
1737
01:39:05,317 --> 01:39:06,567
Okay, l'm back.
1738
01:39:06,735 --> 01:39:09,069
JlM: You in for another fresh cup,
this is a real good cup of coffee.
1739
01:39:09,237 --> 01:39:11,655
CLAUDlA: Thank you.
What do you wanna talk about?
1740
01:39:14,909 --> 01:39:16,493
l don't know.
1741
01:39:17,537 --> 01:39:19,913
Do you want to talk?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1742
01:39:20,081 --> 01:39:21,498
Okay.
- Um...
1743
01:39:22,083 --> 01:39:24,043
- What's your name?
1744
01:39:24,210 --> 01:39:25,794
Jim Kurring.
1745
01:39:25,962 --> 01:39:28,547
BURT: Call 911.
- l think l had a stroke.
1746
01:39:28,715 --> 01:39:31,717
No, no, no.
l'm fine. l'm all right.
1747
01:39:31,885 --> 01:39:35,846
l wanna finish the show.
BURT: No, we need to call this quits.
1748
01:39:36,014 --> 01:39:38,223
Get your fucking hands off me!
- Let this guy help you.
1749
01:39:38,391 --> 01:39:42,019
Look, l just-- l'll tell you what happened.
- Call 911. Do it right now, Mary.
1750
01:39:42,187 --> 01:39:45,898
l fell down and l couldn't see for a minute,
but l'm okay. Get your fucking hands off me!
1751
01:39:55,158 --> 01:39:57,117
Did you fucking piss your pants?
- Shut up. Shut up!
1752
01:39:57,285 --> 01:39:59,703
What happened? What's going on?
- Nothing. Nothing happened. Go away.
1753
01:39:59,871 --> 01:40:01,121
Don't tell me to go away.
1754
01:40:01,289 --> 01:40:05,292
l'm the coordinator for the show,
and you will answer the questions l ask.
1755
01:40:07,170 --> 01:40:09,421
- Now, what is going on? You--
What's the problem?
1756
01:40:09,589 --> 01:40:12,299
Nothing. Nothing happened. l'm fine.
- Why didn't you answer those questions?
1757
01:40:12,467 --> 01:40:14,593
l didn't know the answer.
- Bullshit! Bullshit!
1758
01:40:14,761 --> 01:40:16,553
You know the answer
to every goddamn question.
1759
01:40:16,721 --> 01:40:19,056
l knew the answers.
l'm not half as smart as you...
1760
01:40:19,224 --> 01:40:20,849
...so what the hell happened?
1761
01:40:21,017 --> 01:40:23,435
l don't know.
- He pissed his pants.
1762
01:40:24,813 --> 01:40:27,189
[ WHlSPERS ]
You pissed your pants?
1763
01:40:27,357 --> 01:40:29,108
No, l didn't. l'm fine.
- Stand up.
1764
01:40:29,275 --> 01:40:32,319
l said l'm fine. l'm fine.
- Stand up.
1765
01:40:32,487 --> 01:40:35,197
Oh, Jesus, Stanley,
what the fuck did you do that for?
1766
01:40:35,365 --> 01:40:38,701
l just wanna keep playing.
l'll keep playing. l'm fine.
1767
01:40:38,868 --> 01:40:40,452
That's great.
1768
01:40:40,620 --> 01:40:44,373
l mean, you know that,
to a performer, that's food, right?
1769
01:40:44,541 --> 01:40:47,334
That shows that you love him,
and l'm sure he appreciates it.
1770
01:40:47,502 --> 01:40:50,546
Everything's fine. Relax.
Relax, darling. Everything's fine.
1771
01:40:52,298 --> 01:40:53,799
l'm okay.
1772
01:40:53,967 --> 01:40:56,969
All right, see? l'm all right.
1773
01:40:57,137 --> 01:41:00,055
lt's pretty fucking stupid, isn't it?
Jesus Christ.
1774
01:41:00,223 --> 01:41:02,349
What the fuck do they think out there?
1775
01:41:02,517 --> 01:41:04,518
They must be laughing their asses off.
1776
01:41:04,686 --> 01:41:07,146
Tell them l got a bad knee
or some fucking thing.
1777
01:41:07,313 --> 01:41:08,689
Ha, ha. This is fucking funny.
1778
01:41:08,857 --> 01:41:12,109
What do you guys wanna do?
- Just what l said.
1779
01:41:17,615 --> 01:41:20,117
Are we going to continue with this game?
- Yes.
1780
01:41:20,285 --> 01:41:22,661
All right, you look at me. Look at me.
1781
01:41:22,829 --> 01:41:26,915
You are two days away from this record.
Okay? Nobody's ever done that.
1782
01:41:27,083 --> 01:41:30,002
You get through this,
l'll get you anything you want. Anything.
1783
01:41:30,170 --> 01:41:33,505
You just gotta get through this, okay?
- Okay.
1784
01:41:33,673 --> 01:41:35,048
[ RlCH SlGHS ]
1785
01:41:36,092 --> 01:41:38,510
Hang in there, buddy.
l'm sorry if l squeezed your arm.
1786
01:41:38,678 --> 01:41:40,637
Hey. l love you.
1787
01:41:40,805 --> 01:41:42,765
[ AUDlENCE APPLAUDlNG ]
1788
01:41:42,932 --> 01:41:44,892
Are we doing this?
BURT: We're gonna do this fucking stupidity.
1789
01:41:45,059 --> 01:41:48,103
Why don't l put the medic on?
- Don't let him do this.
1790
01:41:48,271 --> 01:41:50,522
He's been doing it for 30 years.
- You don't know.
1791
01:41:50,690 --> 01:41:52,900
lt's a fucking game show, Mary.
1792
01:41:58,031 --> 01:41:59,156
[ JAW CLlCKlNG ]
1793
01:41:59,324 --> 01:42:00,866
Hear that?
1794
01:42:02,702 --> 01:42:07,206
JlM: Ah, yeah. Does that hurt?
- No.
1795
01:42:10,043 --> 01:42:12,669
What is it?
- lt's in my ear.
1796
01:42:13,505 --> 01:42:16,006
lt's, um, TMJ.
1797
01:42:16,174 --> 01:42:19,218
lt's what it's called. Technically.
1798
01:42:19,928 --> 01:42:23,764
How about they just call it,
you know, "clicking jaw"?
1799
01:42:23,932 --> 01:42:26,558
"Pain in the jaw," yeah. Ha, ha.
- Yeah. How about that?
1800
01:42:26,726 --> 01:42:30,229
- Be easier to remember.
Yeah. lt gets...
1801
01:42:30,396 --> 01:42:33,649
l-- l don't even know if l have it, actually.
1802
01:42:33,817 --> 01:42:37,402
WOMAN [ OVER RADlO ]:
15-L-27, 15-L-27, head out to...
1803
01:42:37,570 --> 01:42:38,695
l'm sorry.
1804
01:42:38,863 --> 01:42:41,448
15-L-27, l'm currently code seven.
1805
01:42:41,616 --> 01:42:43,575
l'm sorry. This is my job.
1806
01:42:43,743 --> 01:42:44,743
WOMAN:
L-27, roger.
1807
01:42:44,911 --> 01:42:48,330
MAN 1: William-35, can you see if you
can raise 10-William-28 for me?
1808
01:42:48,498 --> 01:42:51,083
MAN 2: Roger. Disregard.
lt was just the information passed on.
1809
01:42:51,251 --> 01:42:53,544
You were just getting warmed up.
Getting started.
1810
01:42:53,711 --> 01:42:55,921
Yeah. l gotta go.
1811
01:42:57,173 --> 01:43:01,134
Well, if this joker shows up again,
or you got your music up too loud...
1812
01:43:01,302 --> 01:43:03,470
...maybe we can have
another cup of coffee.
1813
01:43:03,638 --> 01:43:05,389
lf you're not here for a 187.
1814
01:43:05,557 --> 01:43:11,478
No. Do not joke about that, okay?
- Okay.
1815
01:43:12,605 --> 01:43:15,524
l seen too many of those.
- l'm sorry.
1816
01:43:15,692 --> 01:43:18,694
No. it's all right.
You were kidding. lt's okay.
1817
01:43:21,322 --> 01:43:22,656
All right.
1818
01:43:22,824 --> 01:43:25,617
Well, you keep your chin up
and your music down, okay?
1819
01:43:25,785 --> 01:43:28,161
Yes, l will.
lt was nice to meet you, Officer Jim.
1820
01:43:28,329 --> 01:43:30,163
Just Jim.
- Yeah. Good. Okay.
1821
01:43:30,331 --> 01:43:34,626
Okay. Bye-bye, Claudia.
- Bye.
1822
01:43:53,354 --> 01:43:55,898
[ DlSPATCH RADlO CHATTERlNG ]
1823
01:43:56,065 --> 01:43:57,482
[ SHUTS OFF RADlO ]
1824
01:44:00,737 --> 01:44:04,823
Yeah, what is it? Did you forget something?
- No. No, l'm...
1825
01:44:04,991 --> 01:44:07,826
l was-- l was wondering...
1826
01:44:07,994 --> 01:44:10,454
Man, l feel like a bit
of a scumbucket doing this...
1827
01:44:10,622 --> 01:44:12,831
...since l came here
as an officer of the law...
1828
01:44:12,999 --> 01:44:16,627
...but l feel like l'd be a fool
if l didn't do something l really wanna do...
1829
01:44:16,794 --> 01:44:20,339
...which is to ask you for a date.
- You wanna go on a date with me?
1830
01:44:20,506 --> 01:44:21,840
- Please, yes.
Ahem.
1831
01:44:22,008 --> 01:44:24,718
Well, is that illegal?
- Sort of.
1832
01:44:24,886 --> 01:44:27,095
Then l'd like to go.
What do you wanna do?
1833
01:44:28,056 --> 01:44:32,601
l don't know. l hadn't thought about it.
That's not true. l have thought about it.
1834
01:44:32,769 --> 01:44:35,228
l've been thinking about asking you
since you opened the door.
1835
01:44:35,396 --> 01:44:37,356
- Really?
Yeah.
1836
01:44:37,523 --> 01:44:39,399
l thought you were flirting with me.
1837
01:44:39,567 --> 01:44:40,943
You want to go tonight?
1838
01:44:41,110 --> 01:44:43,820
- l'm-- No-- l'm off tonight, yeah.
That would be--
1839
01:44:43,988 --> 01:44:46,365
- What time?
8 o'clock.
1840
01:44:46,532 --> 01:44:48,951
- l don't get off until 10:00.
10 o'clock.
1841
01:44:49,452 --> 01:44:51,119
Okay.
- Yeah.
1842
01:44:51,287 --> 01:44:53,872
Yeah. Fine.
- Yeah. Bye.
1843
01:44:54,040 --> 01:44:55,791
[ LOCK CLlCKS ]
1844
01:44:56,960 --> 01:44:59,294
GWENOVlER: Frank, l'm really
not trying to attack you here.
1845
01:44:59,462 --> 01:45:04,466
l think that if you have something
that needs to be cleared up, well, then...
1846
01:45:08,930 --> 01:45:11,390
l was told that your father
is Earl Partridge.
1847
01:45:11,557 --> 01:45:14,518
l was told that he left
you and your mother...
1848
01:45:14,686 --> 01:45:18,021
...and you were forced to take care
of your mother during her illness...
1849
01:45:18,189 --> 01:45:21,733
...that you took care of your mother
while she struggled with cancer...
1850
01:45:21,901 --> 01:45:24,236
...and that Miss Simms
became your caretaker...
1851
01:45:24,404 --> 01:45:27,447
...when your mother finally passed away.
1852
01:45:29,534 --> 01:45:32,828
Can you talk about your mother, Frank?
1853
01:45:33,454 --> 01:45:34,663
[ CELL PHONE RlNGS ]
1854
01:45:34,831 --> 01:45:37,582
No, not true. You know what?
Even if you don't get to pump her...
1855
01:45:37,750 --> 01:45:40,127
...you still need to start practice
honing your skills on a feminist.
1856
01:45:40,294 --> 01:45:41,378
[ CELL PHONE RlNGlNG ]
1857
01:45:41,546 --> 01:45:43,964
You need to do that.
MAN: l will.
1858
01:45:44,132 --> 01:45:45,590
This is Doc.
JANET: Doc, it's Janet.
1859
01:45:45,758 --> 01:45:48,301
What's up, Janet?
- l have to talk to Frank. ls he nearby?
1860
01:45:48,469 --> 01:45:50,804
Uh, he's in the interview with the lady, Janet.
- l need you to interrupt him.
1861
01:45:50,972 --> 01:45:53,932
- Get him on the phone with me right away.
What happened?
1862
01:45:54,100 --> 01:45:56,768
Doc, go get Frank
and put him on the phone.
1863
01:45:58,271 --> 01:45:59,438
[ GWENOVlER SlGHS ]
1864
01:45:59,605 --> 01:46:01,565
GWENOVlER:
Oh, come on, Frank.
1865
01:46:01,733 --> 01:46:03,442
What are you doing?
1866
01:46:06,112 --> 01:46:08,113
What am l doing?
1867
01:46:08,948 --> 01:46:10,490
- Yeah.
1868
01:46:12,118 --> 01:46:15,495
l'm quietly judging you.
1869
01:46:15,663 --> 01:46:16,747
[ AUDlENCE APPLAUDING ]
1870
01:46:16,914 --> 01:46:22,294
And five, four, three, two...
1871
01:46:24,714 --> 01:46:26,048
Yeah?
1872
01:46:26,215 --> 01:46:28,341
Oh, boy, what a day. What a round.
1873
01:46:28,509 --> 01:46:30,177
Back and in for me...
1874
01:46:30,344 --> 01:46:35,182
...and the final one-on-one round
to determine who's who today.
1875
01:46:35,349 --> 01:46:38,143
Let's check the scores
on the board, shall we?
1876
01:46:39,062 --> 01:46:41,855
Well, the kids have an even 2000...
1877
01:46:42,023 --> 01:46:46,151
...and the adults are way up with 47.
1878
01:46:46,319 --> 01:46:51,740
Now, that doesn't mean
that this game is out of reach for the kids.
1879
01:46:51,908 --> 01:46:55,327
Elders, who's the lucky so-and-so?
- lt's gonna be me, Jimmy.
1880
01:46:55,495 --> 01:46:56,828
[ AUDlENCE APPLAUDlNG ]
1881
01:46:56,996 --> 01:46:58,497
Come on over, Mim.
1882
01:47:00,124 --> 01:47:02,751
l don't wanna go. l can't do it this time.
1883
01:47:02,919 --> 01:47:04,669
What the fuck are you talking about?
1884
01:47:04,837 --> 01:47:08,507
You have to go, Stanley.
You're the smartest.
1885
01:47:08,674 --> 01:47:10,717
l don't wanna go.
Why can't one of you do it?
1886
01:47:10,885 --> 01:47:15,055
RlCHARD: lf you don't fucking stand up
and get over there, l'm gonna beat your ass.
1887
01:47:15,223 --> 01:47:18,892
l'm sick of being the one
who always has to do everything.
1888
01:47:19,060 --> 01:47:23,146
l don't wanna be the one always.
JlMMY: Kids, l don't even have to ask.
1889
01:47:23,314 --> 01:47:25,941
Stanley, get your butt over here.
1890
01:47:32,657 --> 01:47:34,741
l'm sick.
1891
01:47:34,909 --> 01:47:36,868
l'm sick here now.
1892
01:47:37,954 --> 01:47:40,288
l confuse melancholy
with depression sometimes.
1893
01:47:40,456 --> 01:47:43,416
Mm-hm.
- You see?
1894
01:47:43,584 --> 01:47:46,962
Why don't you run along now, friend?
Your dessert is getting cold.
1895
01:47:47,130 --> 01:47:50,048
l'm sick.
THURSTON: Stay that way.
1896
01:47:50,216 --> 01:47:52,008
l'm sick, and l'm in love.
1897
01:47:52,176 --> 01:47:55,595
THURSTON: You seem the sort of person
who confuses the two.
1898
01:47:55,763 --> 01:47:57,639
That's right.
1899
01:47:57,807 --> 01:48:00,267
That's the first time you've been right.
1900
01:48:00,434 --> 01:48:04,062
l confuse the two, and l don't care.
1901
01:48:04,605 --> 01:48:07,899
Hey. Hey!
1902
01:48:08,901 --> 01:48:10,902
l love you.
1903
01:48:11,070 --> 01:48:12,737
l love you, and l'm sick.
1904
01:48:12,905 --> 01:48:15,282
l'll talk to you--
l'll talk to you tomorrow.
1905
01:48:15,449 --> 01:48:19,077
l'm getting corrective oral surgery
tomorrow, for my teeth.
1906
01:48:19,245 --> 01:48:21,830
l love you, Brad. Brad the bartender.
1907
01:48:21,998 --> 01:48:24,583
lf you wanna love me back,
l'll be good to you.
1908
01:48:24,750 --> 01:48:26,501
l'll be goddamn good for you.
1909
01:48:26,669 --> 01:48:29,754
l won't be mad
if you don't know who said what.
1910
01:48:29,922 --> 01:48:32,090
l won't punish you
if you get the answer wrong.
1911
01:48:32,258 --> 01:48:34,718
THURSTON: Brad, honey.
- l can teach and tell you...
1912
01:48:34,886 --> 01:48:37,470
You have a special secret crush
over there, l think.
1913
01:48:37,638 --> 01:48:39,931
Don't treat him too lovely.
He might get hurt.
1914
01:48:40,099 --> 01:48:42,767
You shut up! Mind your own business.
- Gently, son.
1915
01:48:42,935 --> 01:48:44,352
l know you don't love me now.
1916
01:48:44,520 --> 01:48:47,272
- lt's a dangerous thing
to confuse children with angels.
1917
01:48:48,691 --> 01:48:51,776
Wanna know the common element
for the entire group, like he asked?
1918
01:48:51,944 --> 01:48:54,529
l'll tell you the answer,
because l had that one.
1919
01:48:54,697 --> 01:48:56,531
l had that question.
1920
01:48:56,699 --> 01:48:59,618
Uh, carbon. Carbon.
1921
01:48:59,785 --> 01:49:02,120
ln pencil lead,
it's in the form of graphite...
1922
01:49:02,288 --> 01:49:05,165
...in coal,
it's mixed up with other impurities...
1923
01:49:05,333 --> 01:49:08,376
...and in the diamond, it's in hard form.
1924
01:49:08,961 --> 01:49:12,464
"Well, all we really wanted to know
was the common element, Donnie...
1925
01:49:12,632 --> 01:49:15,133
...but thank you for all
that unnecessary knowledge. Ha, ha.
1926
01:49:15,301 --> 01:49:17,719
Kids. Heads so full of useless knowledge.
1927
01:49:17,887 --> 01:49:19,930
Thank you. Thank you."
1928
01:49:20,848 --> 01:49:23,141
The book says, "We may be
through with the past...
1929
01:49:23,309 --> 01:49:26,144
...but the past is not through with us."
1930
01:49:26,771 --> 01:49:28,647
And...
1931
01:49:28,814 --> 01:49:34,027
No, it is not dangerous
to confuse children with angels.
1932
01:49:43,120 --> 01:49:44,829
[ VOMlTS ]
1933
01:49:45,748 --> 01:49:48,166
Yeah. Okay.
1934
01:49:48,334 --> 01:49:51,086
Well, that is what l wait for.
1935
01:49:51,254 --> 01:49:54,714
l wait for those calls.
And l wait and l pray.
1936
01:49:54,882 --> 01:49:57,676
And sometimes Jesus says:
1937
01:49:57,843 --> 01:50:00,136
"Jim, l got a surprise for you today.
1938
01:50:00,304 --> 01:50:02,681
l want you to meet this young lady, okay?
1939
01:50:02,848 --> 01:50:05,558
Now, where it goes from there
is up to you.
1940
01:50:05,726 --> 01:50:09,771
And l don't think
you're gonna screw it up, okay?"
1941
01:50:09,939 --> 01:50:12,440
And, God, l'm telling you right now...
1942
01:50:12,608 --> 01:50:15,151
... l will not screw it up.
You gave me an opportunity.
1943
01:50:15,319 --> 01:50:17,529
l'm gonna treat this young lady right.
1944
01:50:17,697 --> 01:50:20,073
l'm a happy cop.
1945
01:50:20,241 --> 01:50:24,202
Yeah. lt's called jaywalking. Slow down.
1946
01:50:54,066 --> 01:50:56,526
Uh, I'm gonna pass, Jimmy.
1947
01:50:57,361 --> 01:51:00,363
JlMMY:
Stanley, passing to one of the other kids.
1948
01:51:01,407 --> 01:51:05,035
We want Stanley to go, Jimmy.
1949
01:51:05,202 --> 01:51:06,911
l don't wanna go.
1950
01:51:08,664 --> 01:51:11,958
Walking towards the elevator, Janet.
JANET: Fine. Phil, are you still there?
1951
01:51:12,126 --> 01:51:14,419
PHIL: Yeah, I'm here.
JANET: I wanna ask you one question.
1952
01:51:14,587 --> 01:51:17,213
Phil, have you talked
to anyone else about this?
1953
01:51:17,381 --> 01:51:20,050
PHIL: No, I haven't.
JANET: Good, let's keep it that way, okay?
1954
01:51:20,217 --> 01:51:22,260
All the security and whatnot.
You understand?
1955
01:51:22,428 --> 01:51:24,971
This could be a delicate situation
for Frank and the family.
1956
01:51:25,139 --> 01:51:28,141
DOC: What's going on? What's happening?
JANET: Doc, fuck off.
1957
01:51:28,309 --> 01:51:30,393
Phil, hang in just one more minute, okay?
1958
01:51:30,561 --> 01:51:32,479
- l'm gonna put you on hold.
PHIL: Thank you.
1959
01:51:32,646 --> 01:51:33,938
JANET:
How close are you, Doc?
1960
01:51:34,106 --> 01:51:36,483
Richard? Julia?
1961
01:51:36,650 --> 01:51:40,111
Kids, what's going on?
1962
01:51:40,279 --> 01:51:42,739
l need a player here for one-on-one.
1963
01:51:43,324 --> 01:51:47,660
RlCHARD: We want Stanley to go, Jimmy,
and we're not sure why he won't.
1964
01:51:47,828 --> 01:51:51,873
l always go. l always answer the questions,
and l don't wanna do it anymore.
1965
01:51:52,041 --> 01:51:55,502
What the fuck is he doing?
What's wrong with him?
1966
01:51:55,669 --> 01:51:57,712
l have no idea.
1967
01:51:59,465 --> 01:52:00,507
[ ELEVATOR DlNGS ]
1968
01:52:00,674 --> 01:52:05,303
l'm getting off at the elevator, Janet.
JANET: Good. Good boy.
1969
01:52:05,471 --> 01:52:08,556
DOC:
l'm walking down the hall.
1970
01:52:09,475 --> 01:52:11,643
[ EARL GROANlNG SOFTLY ]
1971
01:52:59,191 --> 01:53:02,318
This fucking kid ain't getting up,
and we don't have a show.
1972
01:53:02,486 --> 01:53:04,529
ANNOUNCER:
Live television, ladies and germs. Heh.
1973
01:53:04,697 --> 01:53:06,364
Little prick.
1974
01:53:06,532 --> 01:53:11,035
What is this, a point? A game?
- What the hell is he doing?
1975
01:53:11,203 --> 01:53:14,539
Come on. Get the fuck up, kid, come on.
1976
01:53:20,171 --> 01:53:21,963
Time's up.
1977
01:53:23,591 --> 01:53:26,509
So that's what you did? You sat it out?
1978
01:53:27,678 --> 01:53:31,264
FRANK:
You wanted my time. l gave it to you.
1979
01:53:31,724 --> 01:53:35,226
You called me a liar.
You made accusations.
1980
01:53:35,394 --> 01:53:36,686
You said:
1981
01:53:36,854 --> 01:53:39,647
[ AS GWENOVlER ] "Well, if l had known,
then l wouldn't have asked."
1982
01:53:39,815 --> 01:53:42,317
So it's not an attack.
1983
01:53:42,485 --> 01:53:46,738
See, l don't wanna be the sort of fella
who doesn't keep his word...
1984
01:53:46,906 --> 01:53:49,407
...so l gave you my fucking time, bitch.
1985
01:53:49,575 --> 01:53:51,409
Now fuck--
- Unh!
1986
01:53:57,291 --> 01:53:59,751
DOC: lt's fucking Janet.
There's a situation on the phone.
1987
01:54:03,422 --> 01:54:06,257
FRANK [ ON RECORDlNG ]: If you order now,
you can get Seduce and Destroy...
1988
01:54:06,425 --> 01:54:07,425
[ DOGS BARKlNG ]
1989
01:54:07,593 --> 01:54:09,928
...plus videos and audio cassettes,
and a coupon...
1990
01:54:10,095 --> 01:54:12,764
...for Frank T.J. Mackey's next seminar.
1991
01:54:12,932 --> 01:54:15,266
[ ALL BARKlNG ]
1992
01:54:22,441 --> 01:54:25,151
The indecision of a child,
ladies and germs.
1993
01:54:25,319 --> 01:54:27,570
[ AUDlENCE LAUGHS AND APPLAUDS ]
1994
01:54:37,164 --> 01:54:39,123
This isn't funny.
1995
01:54:40,459 --> 01:54:42,544
This isn't cute.
1996
01:54:42,711 --> 01:54:45,338
See, the way we're looked at...
1997
01:54:47,550 --> 01:54:49,801
Because l'm not a toy.
1998
01:54:49,969 --> 01:54:52,136
l'm not a doll.
1999
01:54:52,304 --> 01:54:55,139
The way we're looked
at because you think we're cute.
2000
01:54:55,724 --> 01:54:57,809
Because what?
2001
01:54:57,977 --> 01:55:00,353
What? l'm made to feel like a freak...
2002
01:55:00,521 --> 01:55:03,022
...if l answer questions...
2003
01:55:03,190 --> 01:55:05,066
...or l'm smart...
2004
01:55:06,902 --> 01:55:09,487
...or l have to go to the bathroom?
2005
01:55:10,948 --> 01:55:13,032
What is that, Jimmy?
2006
01:55:13,659 --> 01:55:15,201
What is that?
2007
01:55:15,369 --> 01:55:17,954
l'm asking-- l'm asking you that.
2008
01:55:19,206 --> 01:55:21,457
l'm not sure, Stanley.
2009
01:55:44,106 --> 01:55:45,273
[ GUNSHOT ]
2010
01:55:45,441 --> 01:55:46,691
[ JlM GASPS ]
2011
01:55:53,699 --> 01:55:54,991
[ GUNSHOT ]
2012
01:55:55,159 --> 01:55:57,285
[ JlM PANTlNG ]
2013
01:56:01,498 --> 01:56:04,042
JlM:
15-L-27, uh, l need some help.
2014
01:56:04,209 --> 01:56:06,210
We have shots fired.
2015
01:56:11,592 --> 01:56:14,344
DONNlE:
lt's Hamlet to Claudius.
2016
01:56:14,511 --> 01:56:19,474
"The sins of the father laid upon
the children" is Merchant of Venice.
2017
01:56:19,642 --> 01:56:23,686
Borrowed from Exodus 25.
2018
01:56:23,854 --> 01:56:26,648
JANET: I'm sorry, Frank. I didn't know
what else you wanted me to do here.
2019
01:56:26,815 --> 01:56:29,400
There was nothing else--
l asked him all the right questions.
2020
01:56:29,568 --> 01:56:32,236
He's his nurse.
He's sitting there with him.
2021
01:56:32,404 --> 01:56:37,659
l heard your father in the background.
- Wait. He's there at their house?
2022
01:56:37,826 --> 01:56:43,873
They're at the house. l asked him
the exact address, and he gave it, Frank.
2023
01:56:44,041 --> 01:56:46,626
l know this is really
hard for you right now.
2024
01:56:46,794 --> 01:56:49,337
No. You gotta give me things, Janet.
Give me things.
2025
01:56:49,505 --> 01:56:52,423
Give me information.
l want the information. That's what l want.
2026
01:56:52,591 --> 01:56:54,884
- That's the information, Frank.
What did he say?
2027
01:56:55,052 --> 01:56:58,596
l am not gonna take care of him.
What does he want? Did he say?
2028
01:56:58,764 --> 01:57:01,349
Frank, what the fuck
do you want me to do?
2029
01:57:01,517 --> 01:57:03,768
- I need you to listen.
What l want you to do, Janet...
2030
01:57:03,936 --> 01:57:06,979
...is l want you to do your fucking job!
2031
01:57:07,147 --> 01:57:10,441
l am doing my fucking job, Frank!
2032
01:57:10,609 --> 01:57:12,902
You fucking get on the phone!
2033
01:57:20,369 --> 01:57:22,203
l'm not a doll. l'm not silly and cute.
2034
01:57:22,371 --> 01:57:24,330
l'm smart.
That should make me something...
2035
01:57:24,498 --> 01:57:27,041
...so people can watch
how silly it is that he's smart!
2036
01:57:27,209 --> 01:57:28,626
l know. l know things.
2037
01:57:28,794 --> 01:57:30,628
l know-- l know...
2038
01:57:30,796 --> 01:57:34,924
l know
l have to go to the bathroom, and...
2039
01:57:35,092 --> 01:57:37,301
Take us off the air. Go to the credits.
2040
01:57:37,469 --> 01:57:38,886
Roll the credits.
BURT: Enough.
2041
01:57:39,054 --> 01:57:41,139
God fucking damn it! Son of a bitch!
2042
01:57:41,306 --> 01:57:43,641
What the fuck? Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
2043
01:57:43,809 --> 01:57:45,476
Stanley, don't do this to me!
2044
01:58:07,666 --> 01:58:09,792
Gotta find the gun.
2045
01:58:09,960 --> 01:58:11,836
Where is it, now?
2046
01:58:12,504 --> 01:58:13,921
Where is it?
2047
01:58:17,217 --> 01:58:19,343
All right. All right, let's go.
2048
01:58:19,511 --> 01:58:21,679
Where is it? Find it.
2049
01:58:24,057 --> 01:58:25,725
Find it.
2050
01:58:27,019 --> 01:58:29,395
Find the gun, Jim!
2051
01:58:41,033 --> 01:58:43,743
[ THEME MUSlC PLAYlNG
OVER SPEAKERS ]
2052
01:58:51,293 --> 01:58:53,628
[ ENGlNE lDLlNG ]
2053
01:59:04,306 --> 01:59:07,683
JANET: What the fuck more do you want me to say?
Just give me a second.
2054
01:59:07,851 --> 01:59:10,102
You need to make a decision.
2055
01:59:10,270 --> 01:59:13,940
Look, why don't you--?
Look, just give me a second.
2056
01:59:14,107 --> 01:59:16,400
Give me a second.
- Uh-huh.
2057
01:59:19,154 --> 01:59:20,863
Frank?
2058
01:59:22,866 --> 01:59:24,408
What the fuck, Frank?
2059
01:59:24,576 --> 01:59:26,536
What do you want me to do?
2060
01:59:28,580 --> 01:59:31,791
FRANK [ ON RECORDlNG ]: I'm gonna say
again. Order Seduce and Destroy now...
2061
01:59:31,959 --> 01:59:34,418
...and l guarantee, l guarantee,
money-back--
2062
01:59:34,586 --> 01:59:35,586
[ DOGS BARKlNG ]
2063
01:59:35,754 --> 01:59:37,797
[ ENGlNE lDLlNG ]
2064
01:59:55,649 --> 01:59:57,108
PHIL:
Linda.
2065
01:59:57,276 --> 02:00:00,570
What are you doing?
- l got Frank. Frank, Earl's son.
2066
02:00:00,737 --> 02:00:02,572
- Hang up the phone.
No, he asked me to get him.
2067
02:00:02,739 --> 02:00:04,073
LlNDA:
Put the fucking phone down!
2068
02:00:04,241 --> 02:00:06,008
Hang it up! Hang it up!
- l can't! l can't!
2069
02:00:07,286 --> 02:00:10,538
JANET:
Frank, are you there?
2070
02:00:10,706 --> 02:00:12,874
I want you to talk to him.
2071
02:00:15,836 --> 02:00:17,336
Frank?
2072
02:00:21,633 --> 02:00:23,050
l'm gonna put him on.
2073
02:00:23,218 --> 02:00:25,428
Hang it up! You don't do that.
2074
02:00:25,596 --> 02:00:27,555
You don't call him. You don't know.
2075
02:00:27,723 --> 02:00:30,641
To get involved in this business of his.
Of his-- Of my family.
2076
02:00:30,809 --> 02:00:32,977
This is the family.
Me and him. You understand?
2077
02:00:33,145 --> 02:00:36,105
There's no one else. No one else!
- l was just--
2078
02:00:36,273 --> 02:00:39,150
That man. That beautiful man...
2079
02:00:39,318 --> 02:00:43,654
His son does not exist.
He's dead. He's dead.
2080
02:00:43,822 --> 02:00:45,281
Who asked you to do that?
2081
02:00:45,449 --> 02:00:46,908
- Earl did.
Bullshit!
2082
02:00:47,075 --> 02:00:50,578
- He did. Please, l'm sorry, he did.
Bullshit! He didn't ask you!
2083
02:00:50,746 --> 02:00:54,332
He doesn't wanna talk to him,
so fuck you that he asked that!
2084
02:00:54,499 --> 02:00:58,002
There's no one but me and him! No one!
2085
02:00:58,170 --> 02:01:01,505
l'm sorry. l... He just... He asked me.
2086
02:01:01,673 --> 02:01:05,301
l'm sorry. l'm sorry.
2087
02:01:27,824 --> 02:01:30,868
Mary, take me out of here.
l got to go home to Rose.
2088
02:01:31,036 --> 02:01:32,870
Just lean on me.
BURT: Mary, take him home.
2089
02:01:33,038 --> 02:01:34,705
ln the back.
- Did we win or lose?
2090
02:01:34,873 --> 02:01:36,332
l don't know. We gotta talk.
2091
02:01:36,500 --> 02:01:39,043
You lost. They go to the score
the time they called it.
2092
02:01:39,211 --> 02:01:41,712
JULlA: That's not an official rule.
- Not an official rule?
2093
02:01:41,880 --> 02:01:44,298
That's an official rule, baby.
- That's bullshit!
2094
02:01:44,466 --> 02:01:47,885
Who says that? ln what rule book?
This is different! lt's a game show!
2095
02:01:48,053 --> 02:01:52,306
They don't go by fucking sports rules!
- Richard, shut it and cut it out.
2096
02:01:52,474 --> 02:01:55,559
lf he hadn't pissed his pants,
we would have won this motherfucker!
2097
02:01:55,727 --> 02:01:56,769
[ ALL SHOUTlNG ]
2098
02:01:56,937 --> 02:01:58,896
What did you do with my goddamn kid,
Burt?
2099
02:01:59,064 --> 02:02:03,693
Stanley! Get your fucking hands off me,
you boy-producer punk. Hey, Stanley!
2100
02:02:04,778 --> 02:02:08,531
[ CRYlNG ]
Oh, Lord, why is this happening to me?
2101
02:02:08,699 --> 02:02:10,908
God, please help me figure it out.
2102
02:02:11,076 --> 02:02:13,786
l'm lost out here.
2103
02:02:14,454 --> 02:02:16,872
l don't understand
why it's happening, God.
2104
02:02:17,040 --> 02:02:19,000
Please, God.
2105
02:02:19,167 --> 02:02:21,669
[ SlRENS APPROACHlNG ]
2106
02:02:21,837 --> 02:02:25,047
Whatever it is l did, l'm gonna fix it.
l'm gonna do the right thing.
2107
02:02:25,215 --> 02:02:27,883
Please, God, help me find the gun.
2108
02:02:29,928 --> 02:02:31,345
Uh...
2109
02:02:34,266 --> 02:02:37,059
[ SlRENS WAlLlNG ]
2110
02:02:38,520 --> 02:02:41,147
[ SOBBlNG ]
2111
02:02:50,657 --> 02:02:52,992
[ CLAUDlA SOBBlNG ]
2112
02:03:01,376 --> 02:03:03,002
[ LlNDA SNlFFLES ]
2113
02:03:05,088 --> 02:03:06,464
[ EARL GRUNTS SOFTLY ]
2114
02:03:13,346 --> 02:03:15,681
[ SOBBlNG ]
2115
02:03:37,829 --> 02:03:39,163
[ WHlSPERS ]
l love you.
2116
02:04:27,838 --> 02:04:29,922
Uh, listen, Phil.
2117
02:04:30,757 --> 02:04:31,966
Um...
2118
02:04:33,135 --> 02:04:34,885
l'm sorry.
2119
02:04:35,428 --> 02:04:37,680
l'm sorry l slapped your face.
2120
02:04:38,056 --> 02:04:40,558
Okay?
l, um...
2121
02:04:40,725 --> 02:04:42,810
l don't know what l'm doing.
2122
02:04:42,978 --> 02:04:45,104
l don't know how to do this.
2123
02:04:47,399 --> 02:04:49,316
l do things, and l fuck up.
2124
02:04:51,400 --> 02:04:53,276
l fucked up.
2125
02:04:54,487 --> 02:04:57,280
Can you forgive me?
2126
02:04:57,448 --> 02:04:59,949
Yeah. lt's all right.
2127
02:05:05,748 --> 02:05:08,249
Can you tell him l'm sorry...
2128
02:05:09,084 --> 02:05:12,003
...for the things that l've done,
that l fucked up?
2129
02:05:12,880 --> 02:05:15,089
l'm sorry. Um...
2130
02:05:16,592 --> 02:05:19,093
l'm going to turn and walk away
and not look at him...
2131
02:05:19,261 --> 02:05:22,972
...and not see my man, my Earl,
and tell him, uh...
2132
02:05:23,140 --> 02:05:28,645
Tell him, "lt's okay. l'm okay."
2133
02:05:28,812 --> 02:05:31,314
Tell him, "Thank you for taking care..."
2134
02:05:34,026 --> 02:05:36,778
Whole thing is okay with me.
2135
02:05:38,155 --> 02:05:40,073
And l know.
2136
02:05:49,291 --> 02:05:50,625
[ SIGHS ]
2137
02:05:59,635 --> 02:06:01,970
[ AUDIENCE CHEERlNG AND WHlSTLlNG ]
2138
02:06:03,389 --> 02:06:06,474
Welcome back from the break.
2139
02:06:08,978 --> 02:06:11,938
How did you guys like those nachos?
AUDlENCE: Yeah.
2140
02:06:12,106 --> 02:06:16,651
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, you are
not here for the fucking food.
2141
02:06:16,819 --> 02:06:21,322
You are here for me to enlighten you,
to edify you...
2142
02:06:21,490 --> 02:06:25,285
...to send you off
into the now-not-so-unknown future...
2143
02:06:25,452 --> 02:06:27,161
...so come along with me.
2144
02:06:27,329 --> 02:06:30,331
"How to fake
like you are nice and caring."
2145
02:06:30,499 --> 02:06:32,250
No, l don't want a microphone.
2146
02:06:32,418 --> 02:06:34,002
Now, this...
2147
02:06:34,169 --> 02:06:39,215
Ahem, this is a very important chapter,
as you will see.
2148
02:06:39,383 --> 02:06:44,220
But let's get down to brass tacks.
Let's get right down to it, boys.
2149
02:06:44,388 --> 02:06:49,475
Men are shit.
AUDlENCE: What?
2150
02:06:49,643 --> 02:06:53,855
What? Men are shit.
2151
02:06:54,023 --> 02:06:55,315
[ AUDIENCE MURMURlNG ]
2152
02:06:55,482 --> 02:06:57,525
Well, isn't that what they say?
2153
02:06:57,693 --> 02:07:04,699
Because we do bad things, don't we?
We do horrible, heinous, terrible things.
2154
02:07:04,867 --> 02:07:09,203
Things that no woman would ever do.
2155
02:07:09,371 --> 02:07:10,538
[ AUDIENCE MURMURlNG ]
2156
02:07:10,706 --> 02:07:13,124
No, women, they don't lie.
2157
02:07:13,709 --> 02:07:16,002
No, women don't cheat.
2158
02:07:16,170 --> 02:07:18,379
Women don't manipulate us.
2159
02:07:18,547 --> 02:07:19,964
[ AUDIENCE MURMURlNG ]
2160
02:07:21,050 --> 02:07:24,385
But you see what l'm getting at.
Oh, yeah, you see what l'm getting at.
2161
02:07:24,553 --> 02:07:26,888
You see what society does? Boy.
Little boys, it's:
2162
02:07:27,056 --> 02:07:30,850
Wow. Woman.
2163
02:07:32,227 --> 02:07:35,229
We are taught to apologize. "l am sorry."
MAN: Give it up.
2164
02:07:35,397 --> 02:07:38,524
"l am so sorry, baby. l am so sorry."
2165
02:07:38,692 --> 02:07:39,984
[ SIGHS ]
2166
02:07:42,154 --> 02:07:43,780
What is it that--?
2167
02:07:44,698 --> 02:07:46,824
What is it, huh, that we need?
2168
02:07:46,992 --> 02:07:51,162
ls it their pussies? Their, uh, love?
2169
02:07:51,330 --> 02:07:53,289
Mommy wouldn't let me play soccer...
2170
02:07:53,457 --> 02:07:57,460
...and Daddy, oh, he hit me,
so that's who I am.
2171
02:07:57,628 --> 02:08:00,546
That's why l do what l do? Heh.
2172
02:08:00,714 --> 02:08:03,591
Fucking bullshit.
MAN: That's right.
2173
02:08:07,137 --> 02:08:10,973
l will not apologize for who l am.
MAN: Right on.
2174
02:08:11,141 --> 02:08:14,977
l will not apologize for what l need.
MAN: Yeah.
2175
02:08:15,145 --> 02:08:18,898
l will not apologize for what l want!
AUDlENCE: Yeah!
2176
02:08:19,066 --> 02:08:20,316
[ AUDIENCE APPLAUDlNG ]
2177
02:08:20,484 --> 02:08:23,486
Okay. Go to your blue booklets right now.
2178
02:08:23,654 --> 02:08:27,949
l want you to turn to page 18
in your blue booklets.
2179
02:08:28,826 --> 02:08:31,619
Fuck. This is fucking bullshit!
2180
02:08:31,787 --> 02:08:33,204
[ GLASS BREAKS ]
2181
02:08:33,372 --> 02:08:36,791
l want you to go to your white--
Your white books.
2182
02:08:36,959 --> 02:08:38,960
That's what l want you to go to.
2183
02:08:39,586 --> 02:08:42,296
Go to 23 in your white books.
2184
02:08:43,549 --> 02:08:47,218
"How to fake
like you are a nice and caring person."
2185
02:08:50,139 --> 02:08:54,350
Phil. Phil.
2186
02:08:54,518 --> 02:08:58,104
Hey, come here. Come here.
2187
02:08:58,647 --> 02:09:00,481
Uh...
2188
02:09:00,649 --> 02:09:02,525
...Phil...
2189
02:09:02,693 --> 02:09:04,986
...l'm...
2190
02:09:05,154 --> 02:09:08,239
l'm gonna try... talk...
- Okay.
2191
02:09:08,407 --> 02:09:10,575
And l'm trying to...
2192
02:09:10,743 --> 02:09:13,828
to say something... something...
- Okay.
2193
02:09:14,413 --> 02:09:17,123
Do you know Lily, Phil?
Do you know her?
2194
02:09:17,291 --> 02:09:18,332
No.
2195
02:09:18,500 --> 02:09:21,794
Lily?
- No, I don't.
2196
02:09:21,962 --> 02:09:23,504
Oh.
2197
02:09:23,672 --> 02:09:27,508
She's my love, my life, love of it. Yeah.
2198
02:09:27,676 --> 02:09:29,719
ln school...
2199
02:09:29,970 --> 02:09:34,056
l'm 12 years old, in school,
in sixth grade.
2200
02:09:34,224 --> 02:09:36,017
l saw her.
2201
02:09:37,144 --> 02:09:40,313
Yeah. l didn't go to that school, but...
2202
02:09:41,690 --> 02:09:44,609
But, uh, we met.
2203
02:09:44,777 --> 02:09:47,862
Uh, my friend knew her.
2204
02:09:48,030 --> 02:09:50,406
l said, uh:
2205
02:09:50,574 --> 02:09:53,367
"What's that girl? How's that Lily?"
2206
02:09:53,535 --> 02:09:56,871
"Oh, she's bad.
She sleeps with guys."
2207
02:09:57,039 --> 02:09:58,080
[ PHlL CHUCKLES ]
2208
02:09:58,248 --> 02:10:01,876
Yeah, he said this,
but then, sometimes...
2209
02:10:02,044 --> 02:10:05,254
And l went to another school, you see.
2210
02:10:05,422 --> 02:10:07,632
Uh, but then, uh...
2211
02:10:07,800 --> 02:10:09,175
[ SIGHS ]
2212
02:10:09,343 --> 02:10:11,844
When high school at an end, what's that?
2213
02:10:12,012 --> 02:10:15,973
What is that, uh, when it gets to the end?
- Graduation.
2214
02:10:16,141 --> 02:10:19,393
No, no, the grade. What grade are you in?
- That's 12th.
2215
02:10:19,561 --> 02:10:21,604
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
2216
02:10:22,523 --> 02:10:26,859
Yeah. So l went to her school
for that grade.
2217
02:10:28,028 --> 02:10:31,197
That's grade 12.
2218
02:10:31,365 --> 02:10:33,908
And we meet.
2219
02:10:34,576 --> 02:10:36,410
She was...
2220
02:10:37,579 --> 02:10:40,081
...fucking like a doll.
2221
02:10:40,249 --> 02:10:45,211
Yeah. A beautiful porcelain doll.
2222
02:10:45,379 --> 02:10:47,255
And the hips.
2223
02:10:47,422 --> 02:10:49,590
The child-bearing hips, you know that?
2224
02:10:49,758 --> 02:10:51,551
[ CHUCKLES ]
2225
02:10:52,427 --> 02:10:55,096
So beautiful.
2226
02:11:00,352 --> 02:11:02,061
And l cheated on her...
2227
02:11:02,229 --> 02:11:07,525
...over and over and over again...
2228
02:11:08,193 --> 02:11:11,571
...because l wanted to be a man...
2229
02:11:11,738 --> 02:11:14,490
...and l didn't want her to be a woman.
2230
02:11:14,658 --> 02:11:19,287
You know, a smart, free person...
2231
02:11:19,788 --> 02:11:22,123
...who was something!
2232
02:11:22,708 --> 02:11:25,251
My fucking mind then!
2233
02:11:25,419 --> 02:11:27,420
[ PANTlNG ]
2234
02:11:27,588 --> 02:11:31,507
So stupid, that fucking mind! Stupid!
2235
02:11:31,675 --> 02:11:34,135
Jesus Christ!
2236
02:11:36,054 --> 02:11:40,808
What would l think?
Did l think for what I'd done?
2237
02:11:41,810 --> 02:11:45,146
She was my wife for 23 years...
2238
02:11:45,314 --> 02:11:50,484
...and l went behind her over and over.
2239
02:11:50,652 --> 02:11:54,947
Fucking asshole that l am,
l'd go out and l'd fuck...
2240
02:11:55,115 --> 02:11:58,868
...and l'd come home
and get in her bed...
2241
02:11:59,036 --> 02:12:02,663
...and say, "l love you."
2242
02:12:03,790 --> 02:12:06,334
This is Jack's mother!
2243
02:12:07,294 --> 02:12:09,378
His mother, Lily.
2244
02:12:09,963 --> 02:12:11,839
These two...
2245
02:12:13,675 --> 02:12:15,551
...that l had...
2246
02:12:17,804 --> 02:12:19,764
...and l lost.
2247
02:12:22,142 --> 02:12:26,896
This is the regret that you make.
2248
02:12:28,065 --> 02:12:29,815
This is the...
2249
02:12:32,694 --> 02:12:36,447
...regret that you make
and the something you take...
2250
02:12:36,615 --> 02:12:38,699
...and the blah, blah, blah...
2251
02:12:40,661 --> 02:12:42,912
Something, something.
2252
02:12:45,791 --> 02:12:48,376
Give me a cigarette.
- Okay.
2253
02:12:51,338 --> 02:12:52,797
[ SIGHS ]
2254
02:12:53,382 --> 02:12:55,841
[ EARL PANTING ]
2255
02:13:01,723 --> 02:13:02,932
Uh...
2256
02:13:15,904 --> 02:13:18,322
Mistakes like this...
2257
02:13:19,282 --> 02:13:21,242
...you don't make.
2258
02:13:22,744 --> 02:13:24,578
Sometimes...
2259
02:13:26,164 --> 02:13:29,792
...you make some, and okay.
2260
02:13:30,836 --> 02:13:35,256
Not okay, sometimes,
you make other ones.
2261
02:13:35,424 --> 02:13:37,425
Yeah.
2262
02:13:37,592 --> 02:13:40,344
Know that you should do better.
2263
02:13:43,348 --> 02:13:45,891
l loved Lily.
2264
02:13:48,937 --> 02:13:51,022
l cheated on her.
2265
02:13:52,858 --> 02:13:56,068
She was my wife for 23 years.
2266
02:13:58,196 --> 02:13:59,572
[ SIGHS ]
2267
02:13:59,740 --> 02:14:01,991
And l have a son.
2268
02:14:02,159 --> 02:14:04,618
And she has cancer.
2269
02:14:05,454 --> 02:14:07,413
And l'm not there...
2270
02:14:07,581 --> 02:14:12,251
...and he's forced to take care of her.
2271
02:14:12,419 --> 02:14:15,087
He's 14 years old.
2272
02:14:15,255 --> 02:14:16,797
To...
2273
02:14:19,384 --> 02:14:22,428
To take care of his mother and...
2274
02:14:22,971 --> 02:14:26,474
And watch her die on him.
2275
02:14:27,893 --> 02:14:33,147
A little kid, and l'm not there.
2276
02:14:36,651 --> 02:14:38,819
And she does die.
2277
02:14:45,160 --> 02:14:47,787
EARL:
l loved her so.
2278
02:14:48,830 --> 02:14:50,956
And she knew what l did.
2279
02:14:51,124 --> 02:14:55,961
She knew all the fucking
stupid things I'd done.
2280
02:14:57,589 --> 02:14:59,507
But the love...
2281
02:15:00,425 --> 02:15:03,844
...was stronger
than anything you can think of.
2282
02:15:04,888 --> 02:15:07,848
The goddamn regret.
2283
02:15:09,059 --> 02:15:11,852
The goddamn regret!
2284
02:15:13,688 --> 02:15:16,148
[ EARL SOBBING ]
2285
02:15:18,026 --> 02:15:20,027
And l'll die.
2286
02:15:20,195 --> 02:15:25,616
Now l'll die, and l'll tell you what.
2287
02:15:25,784 --> 02:15:29,036
The biggest regret of my life...
2288
02:15:32,707 --> 02:15:35,167
I let my love go.
2289
02:15:36,545 --> 02:15:38,796
What did I do?
2290
02:15:41,091 --> 02:15:43,717
I'm 65 years old.
2291
02:15:44,427 --> 02:15:46,720
And l'm ashamed.
2292
02:15:48,265 --> 02:15:50,850
Million years ago...
2293
02:15:52,811 --> 02:15:59,191
The fucking regret and guilt,
these things...
2294
02:15:59,359 --> 02:16:02,570
Don't ever let anyone ever say to you...
2295
02:16:02,737 --> 02:16:05,614
...you shouldn't regret anything.
2296
02:16:06,324 --> 02:16:10,035
Don't do that. Don't. Oh.
2297
02:16:10,203 --> 02:16:13,622
You regret what you fucking want. Ah.
2298
02:16:13,790 --> 02:16:15,291
Use that. Use that.
2299
02:16:15,458 --> 02:16:19,461
Use that regret for anything,
any way you want.
2300
02:16:19,629 --> 02:16:21,463
You can use it, okay?
2301
02:16:21,631 --> 02:16:24,008
[ EARL PANTlNG ]
2302
02:16:24,176 --> 02:16:25,593
Oh, God.
2303
02:16:28,555 --> 02:16:31,765
This is a long way to go with no punch.
2304
02:16:31,933 --> 02:16:33,517
[ EARL CHUCKLES ]
2305
02:16:34,269 --> 02:16:37,146
A little moral...
2306
02:16:37,939 --> 02:16:40,733
...story, l say. Ha, ha.
2307
02:16:42,360 --> 02:16:48,908
Love.
2308
02:16:51,453 --> 02:16:54,330
This fucking life...
2309
02:16:55,123 --> 02:16:57,082
Oh...
2310
02:16:58,793 --> 02:17:00,961
lt's so fucking hard.
2311
02:17:01,671 --> 02:17:04,757
So long.
2312
02:17:04,925 --> 02:17:07,843
Life ain't short. lt's long.
2313
02:17:09,554 --> 02:17:12,473
lt's long, God damn it.
2314
02:17:12,641 --> 02:17:13,849
[ EARL SIGHS ]
2315
02:17:14,017 --> 02:17:16,143
Goddamn.
2316
02:17:16,311 --> 02:17:18,103
[ EARL GROANS ]
2317
02:17:20,357 --> 02:17:27,655
What did I do?
2318
02:17:27,822 --> 02:17:33,494
What did I do? What did l do?
2319
02:17:33,662 --> 02:17:37,998
Phil. Phil, help me.
2320
02:17:38,166 --> 02:17:40,376
[ EARL SOBBING ]
2321
02:17:42,045 --> 02:17:44,171
What did I do?
2322
02:17:53,098 --> 02:17:56,308
Hey, Juan, how you doing?
JUAN: How you feeling?
2323
02:17:56,476 --> 02:17:59,186
Yeah, l think l'm going to stay on,
stick it out.
2324
02:17:59,354 --> 02:18:00,396
Are you sure?
- Yeah.
2325
02:18:00,563 --> 02:18:03,107
Okay.
- All right, good night.
2326
02:18:05,860 --> 02:18:07,403
[ EARL SlGHS ]
2327
02:18:12,075 --> 02:18:13,701
[ SNlFFS ]
2328
02:18:24,879 --> 02:18:26,880
[ PANTlNG SOFTLY ]
2329
02:18:51,114 --> 02:18:53,240
[ PHlL SOBBlNG ]
2330
02:19:19,517 --> 02:19:21,518
You're so stupid.
2331
02:19:21,686 --> 02:19:23,137
[ SNlFFlNG ]
2332
02:19:25,003 --> 02:19:27,903
[ ♫ SINGlNG AlMEE MANN'S "WlSE UP" ♫ ]
2333
02:20:00,809 --> 02:20:04,019
[ ♫ JIM SlNGlNG AlMEE MANN'S
"WlSE UP" ♫ ]
2334
02:20:24,165 --> 02:20:42,349
[ ♫ SINGlNG AlMEE MANN'S "WlSE UP" ♫ ]
2335
02:21:01,744 --> 02:21:05,080
[ ♫ BOTH SlNGlNG AlMEE MANN'S "WISE UP" ♫ ]
2336
02:21:25,435 --> 02:21:28,687
[ ♫ SINGlNG AlMEE MANN'S "WlSE UP" ♫ ]
2337
02:21:39,574 --> 02:21:42,910
[ ♫ FRANK SlNGlNG
AlMEE MANN'S "WISE UP" ♫ ]
2338
02:22:08,269 --> 02:22:11,563
[ ♫ SINGlNG AlMEE MANN'S "WlSE UP" ♫ ]
2339
02:22:53,982 --> 02:22:55,983
You know, you know, you know.
2340
02:22:56,150 --> 02:22:58,527
Go, go, go.
2341
02:23:00,655 --> 02:23:05,993
Donnie. Oh, Donnie.
- Hello, dear. l need a favor.
2342
02:23:17,797 --> 02:23:19,548
[ DOGS BARKlNG ]
2343
02:23:19,716 --> 02:23:21,174
PHlL:
Okay, okay.
2344
02:23:21,342 --> 02:23:24,344
Shh. All right, all right.
Back up, back up. Back up, Max.
2345
02:23:24,512 --> 02:23:26,680
Back up, Miles. Back up.
2346
02:23:28,266 --> 02:23:31,518
Hello. You Frank? Jack, right?
FRANK: Hello. How are you?
2347
02:23:31,686 --> 02:23:33,395
FRANK: Are you Phil?
PHlL: Phil, yeah.
2348
02:23:33,563 --> 02:23:35,689
We, uh, tried to get in touch.
We got disconnected.
2349
02:23:35,857 --> 02:23:38,775
Stay in, Max. Stay in. Hey, hey, come on.
2350
02:23:38,943 --> 02:23:41,028
All right? Please.
2351
02:23:41,195 --> 02:23:43,530
FRANK: I got the message.
- Yeah, l couldn't find you.
2352
02:23:43,698 --> 02:23:46,950
l looked through the address books.
There's no number. There's nothing.
2353
02:23:47,118 --> 02:23:48,702
[ DOGS BARKlNG ]
2354
02:23:48,870 --> 02:23:52,080
Shh. Hey!
FRANK: Is, uh, what's-her-name...?
2355
02:23:52,248 --> 02:23:54,958
PHlL:
Linda? No, she went out. She's not here.
2356
02:23:55,126 --> 02:23:57,711
Hey, I'm sorry, uh...
2357
02:23:57,879 --> 02:24:00,047
You know, l don't know what to do here.
2358
02:24:00,214 --> 02:24:03,550
Um, your dad asked me to get in touch
with you, and l didn't have the number.
2359
02:24:03,718 --> 02:24:06,720
You know, l called the number.
Do you wanna come in?
2360
02:24:06,888 --> 02:24:08,889
FRANK: Yeah. Hey, Phil?
- Okay. Yeah?
2361
02:24:09,057 --> 02:24:12,184
FRANK: I will drop-kick those
fucking dogs if they come near me.
2362
02:24:12,352 --> 02:24:13,935
PHlL: All right.
- Okay?
2363
02:24:14,103 --> 02:24:17,230
Come on in. Come on in. This is Blake.
2364
02:24:17,398 --> 02:24:20,609
This is Miles.
FRANK: Clear them out.
2365
02:24:20,777 --> 02:24:22,611
PHlL:
Here we go.
2366
02:24:23,196 --> 02:24:24,571
All right, he's in here...
2367
02:24:24,739 --> 02:24:27,949
...so we all go in here. Come on.
2368
02:24:28,117 --> 02:24:29,743
Wanna go in?
2369
02:24:30,745 --> 02:24:34,915
No, I just-- Stand here a second, Phil.
- Okay.
2370
02:24:35,083 --> 02:24:37,167
Okay?
- All right.
2371
02:24:38,544 --> 02:24:40,587
[ BOTH SlGH ]
2372
02:25:04,946 --> 02:25:06,446
Lady.
2373
02:25:07,615 --> 02:25:09,366
Hey, lady.
2374
02:25:25,258 --> 02:25:28,635
Lady. Lady.
2375
02:25:28,803 --> 02:25:30,303
Hey, wake up.
2376
02:25:31,556 --> 02:25:33,140
Lady.
2377
02:25:33,766 --> 02:25:35,767
What's wrong with you?
2378
02:26:21,522 --> 02:26:22,814
[ JIMMY SlGHS ]
2379
02:26:24,192 --> 02:26:26,359
How do we do this, then?
2380
02:26:28,237 --> 02:26:30,363
Well, we just do it.
2381
02:26:30,948 --> 02:26:34,075
We do it. We figure it out.
2382
02:26:34,243 --> 02:26:37,078
We do as we do, I guess.
2383
02:26:38,706 --> 02:26:40,665
Do you love me, Rose?
2384
02:26:41,459 --> 02:26:44,336
You are my handsome man.
2385
02:26:45,880 --> 02:26:50,509
l'm a bad person.
- Ha, ha, no. No.
2386
02:26:50,676 --> 02:26:52,469
l mean...
2387
02:26:52,637 --> 02:26:55,222
...l'm telling you this now, you see...
2388
02:26:55,765 --> 02:26:58,892
You see, because l want everything
to be clear and clean...
2389
02:26:59,060 --> 02:27:02,854
...and l want to apologize for me
and all the stupid things that l've done.
2390
02:27:03,981 --> 02:27:05,816
[ SIGHS ]
2391
02:27:05,983 --> 02:27:08,068
l've cheated on you.
2392
02:27:10,279 --> 02:27:14,658
l've cheated on you, and it kills me...
2393
02:27:14,826 --> 02:27:17,369
...and the guilt of what l've done...
2394
02:27:18,037 --> 02:27:20,413
l don't want you to think--
2395
02:27:22,583 --> 02:27:24,417
Maybe you knew.
2396
02:27:25,461 --> 02:27:28,255
l think maybe you've known.
2397
02:27:28,422 --> 02:27:31,967
So l hope this is not just for me...
2398
02:27:32,134 --> 02:27:36,429
For me to make myself feel better
about what l've done...
2399
02:27:36,597 --> 02:27:41,142
...but for you not to feel
like you're sitting there like a jerk.
2400
02:27:41,310 --> 02:27:43,228
You're the good one.
2401
02:27:43,771 --> 02:27:45,438
You understand?
2402
02:27:46,440 --> 02:27:50,694
Did you ever go out
with someone and just lie...
2403
02:27:50,862 --> 02:27:53,488
...question after question?
2404
02:27:53,656 --> 02:27:55,949
Maybe you're trying
to make yourself look cool...
2405
02:27:56,117 --> 02:27:58,493
...or better than you are or whatever...
2406
02:27:58,661 --> 02:28:01,121
...smarter, cooler...
2407
02:28:01,289 --> 02:28:03,206
...and you just...
2408
02:28:04,917 --> 02:28:06,126
...not really lie...
2409
02:28:06,294 --> 02:28:08,920
...but maybe
you just don't say everything.
2410
02:28:09,088 --> 02:28:11,089
JlM:
Well, that's a natural thing.
2411
02:28:11,257 --> 02:28:15,719
You know, two people go out
on a date or something...
2412
02:28:15,887 --> 02:28:17,470
...they wanna impress people.
2413
02:28:17,638 --> 02:28:19,347
The other person.
2414
02:28:19,515 --> 02:28:21,600
Or they're scared
they might say something...
2415
02:28:21,767 --> 02:28:25,270
...that will make the other person
not like them.
2416
02:28:26,606 --> 02:28:28,648
Thank you.
JlM: Thank you.
2417
02:28:29,775 --> 02:28:31,234
So you've done it?
2418
02:28:33,487 --> 02:28:35,155
l don't go out very often.
2419
02:28:35,323 --> 02:28:36,907
Why not?
2420
02:28:39,035 --> 02:28:43,663
l never found someone, really,
that l think l'd like to go out with.
2421
02:28:43,831 --> 02:28:46,791
And l bet you say that
to all the girls, huh?
2422
02:28:46,959 --> 02:28:50,462
No. No. Heh.
2423
02:28:50,630 --> 02:28:54,841
Wanna make a deal with me?
- Okay.
2424
02:28:55,009 --> 02:28:56,468
What l just said...
2425
02:28:57,470 --> 02:29:00,013
...people afraid to say things...
2426
02:29:00,181 --> 02:29:04,351
...no guts to say the things
that are real or something...
2427
02:29:04,518 --> 02:29:07,312
Yeah?
- To not do that.
2428
02:29:07,480 --> 02:29:12,359
To not do that
that maybe we've done before.
2429
02:29:15,613 --> 02:29:18,531
Let's make a deal.
- Okay.
2430
02:29:18,699 --> 02:29:23,828
l'll tell you everything,
and you tell me everything...
2431
02:29:23,996 --> 02:29:28,541
...and maybe we can get through all the
piss and shit and lies that kill other people.
2432
02:29:31,754 --> 02:29:33,046
Wow.
2433
02:29:34,215 --> 02:29:35,632
Huh. "Piss and shit."
2434
02:29:35,800 --> 02:29:36,925
[ CHUCKLES ]
2435
02:29:37,760 --> 02:29:39,219
What?
2436
02:29:40,221 --> 02:29:42,222
You really use strong language.
2437
02:29:42,390 --> 02:29:43,473
l'm sorry.
2438
02:29:44,558 --> 02:29:47,185
No, it's fine. lt's fine.
2439
02:29:47,353 --> 02:29:50,021
l didn't mean--
lt seems vulgar or something, l know.
2440
02:29:50,189 --> 02:29:51,398
lt's fine.
- No, I'm sorry.
2441
02:29:51,565 --> 02:29:54,275
No, it's nothing. l'm sorry.
2442
02:29:55,403 --> 02:29:58,530
l'm gonna run to the bathroom
for a minute, maybe, just...
2443
02:29:58,698 --> 02:30:00,323
- Okay.
Okay.
2444
02:30:03,244 --> 02:30:06,454
[ ♫ GABRlELLE'S "DREAMS"
PLAYlNG ON CAR STEREO ♫ ]
2445
02:30:43,034 --> 02:30:44,284
[ LOCK CLICKS ]
2446
02:30:57,798 --> 02:30:59,799
[ SAFE DlAL WHlRRlNG ]
2447
02:31:33,793 --> 02:31:36,669
Okay. Okay.
- Okay?
2448
02:31:36,837 --> 02:31:40,090
l'm gonna go in. And, uh...
Are the dogs in there?
2449
02:31:40,257 --> 02:31:42,133
Yeah, but they stay back by the window.
2450
02:31:42,301 --> 02:31:44,552
All right, l want you to come in with me.
- Okay.
2451
02:31:44,720 --> 02:31:46,429
And l want you to stay away from me.
2452
02:31:46,597 --> 02:31:50,725
l want you there in case he needs anything,
because l am not gonna help him.
2453
02:31:51,310 --> 02:31:54,854
And, Phil,
l will drop-kick the fucking dogs...
2454
02:31:55,022 --> 02:31:58,483
...if they come near me.
- Okay.
2455
02:32:11,205 --> 02:32:12,872
[ FRANK SlGHS ]
2456
02:32:18,629 --> 02:32:20,213
Earl.
2457
02:32:24,218 --> 02:32:26,386
You don't look that bad.
2458
02:32:27,263 --> 02:32:36,104
[ SIGHS ]
2459
02:32:42,528 --> 02:32:44,404
You prick.
2460
02:32:50,035 --> 02:32:52,662
"Cocksucker." That's what you
used to like to say, right?
2461
02:32:52,830 --> 02:32:54,622
"Cocksucker."
2462
02:32:56,083 --> 02:32:59,752
But you are. You're a cocksucker, Earl.
2463
02:32:59,920 --> 02:33:02,881
lt hurts, doesn't it? Huh?
2464
02:33:04,842 --> 02:33:06,801
You in a lot of pain?
2465
02:33:08,929 --> 02:33:11,181
She was in a lot of pain.
2466
02:33:13,642 --> 02:33:16,477
Right to the end, she was in a lot of pain.
2467
02:33:19,773 --> 02:33:21,816
l know because l was there, Earl.
2468
02:33:21,984 --> 02:33:24,736
You didn't like illness, though, do you?
2469
02:33:34,038 --> 02:33:35,830
l was there.
2470
02:33:40,753 --> 02:33:44,297
She waited for your call.
2471
02:33:47,927 --> 02:33:49,969
For you to come.
2472
02:33:57,645 --> 02:34:00,647
l am not gonna cry.
2473
02:34:02,233 --> 02:34:05,360
l am not gonna cry for you.
2474
02:34:06,737 --> 02:34:08,738
[ FRANK SNlFFLES ]
2475
02:34:10,866 --> 02:34:13,868
You cocksucker,
l know you can hear me.
2476
02:34:14,036 --> 02:34:17,830
l want you to know
that l hate your fucking guts.
2477
02:34:18,749 --> 02:34:22,710
You can just fucking die, you fuck.
2478
02:34:22,878 --> 02:34:26,464
And l hope it hurts.
l fucking hope it hurts.
2479
02:34:50,948 --> 02:34:52,532
[ KEY BREAKS ]
2480
02:35:01,250 --> 02:35:02,875
[ ENGlNE STARTS ]
2481
02:35:03,043 --> 02:35:05,211
[ ♫ GABRlELLE'S "DREAMS"
PLAYlNG ON CAR STEREO ♫ ]
2482
02:35:05,379 --> 02:35:06,796
[ TlRES SQUEAL ]
2483
02:35:08,215 --> 02:35:10,383
[ DlSPATCH RADlO CHATTERlNG ]
2484
02:35:10,551 --> 02:35:14,095
Yeah, her resps are down to six.
Let's get the gurney over here.
2485
02:35:15,222 --> 02:35:18,349
DlXON [ RAPPlNG ]: Check that ego
Come off it, l'm a prophet
2486
02:35:18,517 --> 02:35:21,144
The professor
I'm gonna teach you 'bout the worm
2487
02:35:21,312 --> 02:35:25,815
Who eventually turned to catch wreck
With the neck of a long-time oppressor
2488
02:35:25,983 --> 02:35:29,235
And he's running from the devil
But the debt is always gaining
2489
02:35:29,403 --> 02:35:32,780
And if he's worth being hurt
He's worth bringing pain in
2490
02:35:53,594 --> 02:35:56,220
Do you feel better
now that you've said this?
2491
02:35:56,388 --> 02:35:57,764
[ JIMMY SlGHS ]
2492
02:35:57,931 --> 02:35:59,849
JlMMY:
l don't know.
2493
02:36:01,185 --> 02:36:04,854
Well, l'm not mad.
2494
02:36:08,567 --> 02:36:11,486
Well, l am, but l'm not.
2495
02:36:11,653 --> 02:36:13,196
You know?
2496
02:36:16,367 --> 02:36:18,534
l love you so much, Rose.
2497
02:36:18,702 --> 02:36:21,788
l'm not through asking my questions.
2498
02:36:26,377 --> 02:36:28,753
Why doesn't Claudia...
2499
02:36:29,505 --> 02:36:31,547
...talk to you, Jimmy?
2500
02:36:33,384 --> 02:36:34,967
Why?
2501
02:36:35,761 --> 02:36:37,637
Because we've...
2502
02:36:38,931 --> 02:36:41,099
We both don't know. What do you mean?
2503
02:36:41,266 --> 02:36:43,434
No, l think you know.
2504
02:36:43,602 --> 02:36:45,019
Maybe...
2505
02:36:46,814 --> 02:36:48,439
l don't.
2506
02:36:49,650 --> 02:36:52,068
Say it, Jimmy.
2507
02:37:00,994 --> 02:37:03,913
l wanted to do that.
JlM: Well...
2508
02:37:04,081 --> 02:37:07,667
That felt good, to do what I wanted to do.
- Yeah.
2509
02:37:07,835 --> 02:37:09,127
[ SNlFFS ]
2510
02:37:09,294 --> 02:37:11,003
Can l tell you something?
2511
02:37:11,880 --> 02:37:13,131
Yeah, of course.
2512
02:37:13,924 --> 02:37:16,717
l'm really nervous
that you're gonna hate me soon.
2513
02:37:16,885 --> 02:37:19,846
You're gonna find stuff out about me,
and you're gonna hate me.
2514
02:37:20,013 --> 02:37:22,181
No. Like what? What do you mean?
2515
02:37:22,349 --> 02:37:26,227
- You have so much,
so many good things...
2516
02:37:26,395 --> 02:37:28,354
...and you seem so together.
2517
02:37:28,522 --> 02:37:29,939
You're a police officer...
2518
02:37:30,107 --> 02:37:34,026
...and you seem so straight
and put together, without any problems.
2519
02:37:34,194 --> 02:37:36,737
l lost my gun today.
- What?
2520
02:37:36,905 --> 02:37:38,939
l lost my gun today when I left you...
2521
02:37:38,967 --> 02:37:41,325
...and l'm the laughingstock
of a lot of people.
2522
02:37:41,743 --> 02:37:44,370
l wanted to tell you.
l wanted you to know.
2523
02:37:44,538 --> 02:37:46,330
And it's on my mind.
2524
02:37:46,498 --> 02:37:48,583
And it makes me look like a fool.
2525
02:37:48,750 --> 02:37:50,918
And l feel like a fool.
2526
02:37:54,715 --> 02:37:56,632
And you asked
that we should say things...
2527
02:37:56,800 --> 02:37:59,343
...say what we're thinking
and not lie about things.
2528
02:37:59,511 --> 02:38:02,972
Well, l can tell you that. This.
That l lost my gun today.
2529
02:38:03,140 --> 02:38:04,932
l'm not a good cop.
2530
02:38:05,100 --> 02:38:07,393
l'm looked down at, and l know that...
2531
02:38:07,561 --> 02:38:11,314
...and l'm scared that once
you find that out, you might not like me.
2532
02:38:14,860 --> 02:38:19,614
Jim, that was so great.
- l'm sorry.
2533
02:38:19,781 --> 02:38:22,074
What you just said.
2534
02:38:25,287 --> 02:38:28,080
l haven't been on a date
since l was married, and...
2535
02:38:28,957 --> 02:38:31,584
...that was three years ago.
2536
02:38:31,752 --> 02:38:33,753
Claudia, whatever you wanna tell me...
2537
02:38:33,921 --> 02:38:36,756
...whatever you think
might scare me won't.
2538
02:38:36,924 --> 02:38:38,758
And l will listen to you.
2539
02:38:38,926 --> 02:38:42,428
l'll be a good listener to you
if that's what you want. You know?
2540
02:38:42,596 --> 02:38:44,096
You know? And l won't judge you.
2541
02:38:44,264 --> 02:38:46,849
l know l can do that sometimes,
and l won't.
2542
02:38:47,017 --> 02:38:50,603
And l can listen.
2543
02:38:50,771 --> 02:38:53,773
And you shouldn't be scared
of scaring me off...
2544
02:38:53,941 --> 02:38:59,320
...or whatever you think
that l think and on and on.
2545
02:38:59,488 --> 02:39:01,364
You should just say it, whatever it is,
and l'll listen to you.
2546
02:39:01,532 --> 02:39:03,950
You don't know how fucking stupid l am.
- lt's okay.
2547
02:39:04,117 --> 02:39:06,285
- You don't know how crazy l am.
lt's okay.
2548
02:39:06,453 --> 02:39:08,871
l got troubles.
- l'll take everything at face value.
2549
02:39:09,039 --> 02:39:12,166
l'll be a good listener to you.
- l started this, didn't l? Didn't l? Fuck.
2550
02:39:12,334 --> 02:39:15,253
Whatever it is, just say it. You'll see.
2551
02:39:15,420 --> 02:39:16,837
You wanna kiss me, Jim?
2552
02:39:17,005 --> 02:39:18,381
Yes, l do.
2553
02:39:21,802 --> 02:39:23,803
Say it, Jimmy.
2554
02:39:26,807 --> 02:39:28,891
l think she thinks...
2555
02:39:29,059 --> 02:39:31,602
...that l may have molested her.
2556
02:39:33,855 --> 02:39:36,983
She thinks terrible things
that somehow got into her head...
2557
02:39:37,150 --> 02:39:39,277
...that l may have done.
2558
02:39:39,444 --> 02:39:43,823
She said that to me last time,
when it was...
2559
02:39:46,034 --> 02:39:50,997
Ten years ago, she walked out the door...
"You touched me wrong. l know that."
2560
02:39:51,164 --> 02:39:57,253
Some crazy thought in her--
ln her head.
2561
02:39:58,463 --> 02:40:00,673
Did you ever touch her?
2562
02:40:06,680 --> 02:40:07,763
l don't know.
2563
02:40:11,643 --> 02:40:12,768
[ BANGS GLASS ON TABLE ]
2564
02:40:12,936 --> 02:40:16,355
Jimmy.
- l don't know. l really don't.
2565
02:40:18,609 --> 02:40:21,193
But you can't say.
2566
02:40:23,196 --> 02:40:28,784
- Well, l don't know what l've done.
Yes, you do. You do!
2567
02:40:31,330 --> 02:40:35,249
But you won't say.
- l don't know.
2568
02:40:35,417 --> 02:40:39,545
JIMMY: What? What? Please. Please.
2569
02:40:39,713 --> 02:40:43,174
You deserve to die alone
for what you've done.
2570
02:40:43,342 --> 02:40:45,134
l don't know what l've done.
2571
02:40:45,302 --> 02:40:47,094
Yes, you do!
2572
02:40:47,262 --> 02:40:50,306
- Rose, if l said that l knew,
would you stay?
2573
02:40:50,474 --> 02:40:53,851
No!
- But l don't know what l've done.
2574
02:40:55,020 --> 02:40:57,229
You should know better.
2575
02:40:57,397 --> 02:40:59,523
[ SOBBlNG ]
2576
02:41:00,567 --> 02:41:02,360
[ CLAUDlA SOBBlNG ]
2577
02:41:03,904 --> 02:41:08,032
Now that l've met you, would you object
to never seeing me again?
2578
02:41:08,200 --> 02:41:10,493
What?
- Just say no.
2579
02:41:10,911 --> 02:41:13,496
- l won't say no. Wait, Claudia.
Just say no.
2580
02:41:13,664 --> 02:41:16,123
- Claudia, what is it?
Just let me go, Jimmy.
2581
02:41:16,291 --> 02:41:19,251
- What is it? Please, please.
Please. lt's okay. Just let me go.
2582
02:41:21,922 --> 02:41:24,215
[ PANTlNG ]
2583
02:41:29,179 --> 02:41:31,555
[ SOBBlNG ]
2584
02:41:41,316 --> 02:41:43,609
FRANK [ SOBBlNG ]:
Why didn't you call?
2585
02:41:43,777 --> 02:41:57,123
[ FRANK CRYlNG ]
2586
02:41:59,292 --> 02:42:02,586
FRANK:
l fucking hate you.
2587
02:42:02,754 --> 02:42:04,463
[ FRANK CRYlNG ]
2588
02:42:04,631 --> 02:42:10,261
God damn you, fucking asshole.
2589
02:42:13,473 --> 02:42:15,558
Oh, God, you fucking asshole.
2590
02:42:15,726 --> 02:42:22,982
Don't go away, you fucking asshole.
2591
02:42:23,150 --> 02:42:28,320
Oh, God, don't go away,
you fucking asshole.
2592
02:42:28,488 --> 02:42:31,115
[ SIRENS WAlLlNG ]
2593
02:42:39,875 --> 02:42:42,668
[ ♫ GABRlELLE'S "DREAMS"
PLAYlNG ON CAR STEREO ♫ ]
2594
02:42:45,088 --> 02:42:47,089
What am l doing?
2595
02:42:47,257 --> 02:42:53,345
What the fuck am l doing?
What the fuck am l doing?
2596
02:43:05,817 --> 02:43:07,109
[ SNlFFS ]
2597
02:43:30,467 --> 02:43:31,884
[ SIGHS ]
2598
02:44:16,429 --> 02:44:19,139
[ TV PLAYING lNDlSTlNCTLY ]
2599
02:44:32,904 --> 02:44:36,407
MAN [ ON TV ]: Men who are vain
look at their bald spot and say:
2600
02:44:36,575 --> 02:44:40,953
"You know, l don't need anything.
I look great the way l am."
2601
02:44:41,538 --> 02:44:45,583
Yes. Ladies,
if you want your husband or boyfriend to--
2602
02:44:45,750 --> 02:44:48,127
[ ♫ GABRlELLE'S "DREAMS"
PLAYlNG ON CAR STEREO ♫ ]
2603
02:45:10,483 --> 02:45:12,568
Oh, fuck.
2604
02:45:33,798 --> 02:45:35,841
JlM:
What?
2605
02:45:39,930 --> 02:45:42,431
What are you doing, dummy?
2606
02:45:43,183 --> 02:45:44,767
Oh, brother.
2607
02:45:50,982 --> 02:45:52,733
[ GASPS ]
2608
02:45:52,901 --> 02:45:54,860
[ TlRES SCREECH ]
2609
02:45:57,989 --> 02:46:00,032
[ PANTlNG ]
2610
02:46:28,770 --> 02:46:30,020
[ THUD ON ROOF ]
2611
02:46:33,483 --> 02:46:35,943
[ JIM YELLS ]
2612
02:46:43,159 --> 02:46:44,994
[ SNlFFlNG ]
2613
02:46:45,161 --> 02:46:46,412
[ FROG THUDS ]
2614
02:46:56,548 --> 02:46:58,007
[ SNlFFlNG ]
2615
02:47:05,932 --> 02:47:07,891
[ SIGHS ]
2616
02:47:14,441 --> 02:47:15,941
[ FROGS THUDDING ]
2617
02:47:31,458 --> 02:47:32,708
[ CLAUDlA SCREAMS ]
2618
02:47:32,876 --> 02:47:34,752
[ FROGS CRASHING ]
2619
02:47:36,713 --> 02:47:37,838
[ CRASH OUTSlDE ]
2620
02:47:38,006 --> 02:47:41,008
[ DOGS BARKlNG ]
2621
02:47:42,177 --> 02:47:44,511
[ THUDDlNG ]
2622
02:47:56,816 --> 02:47:59,777
Oh, there are frogs falling from the sky.
2623
02:48:09,496 --> 02:48:11,955
[ FROGS CROAKlNG ]
2624
02:48:16,044 --> 02:48:18,295
[ TlRES SQUEAL ]
2625
02:48:24,052 --> 02:48:26,845
[ SCREAMlNG ]
2626
02:48:31,684 --> 02:48:33,602
[ SIREN WAILlNG ]
2627
02:48:36,356 --> 02:48:38,482
[ TlRES SQUEALING ]
2628
02:49:01,714 --> 02:49:04,550
MAN [ ON TV ]: You all know
you're not gonna spend $135 for it.
2629
02:49:04,717 --> 02:49:08,762
ln fact, all you spend here
during this special TV promotion...
2630
02:49:08,930 --> 02:49:11,056
...is just $39--
2631
02:49:12,267 --> 02:49:13,892
[ CROAKS ]
2632
02:49:29,409 --> 02:49:31,243
[ JIM GRUNTlNG ]
2633
02:49:32,328 --> 02:49:45,757
[ TlRES SQUEALING ]
2634
02:49:53,266 --> 02:49:55,100
[ FROGS THUDDING ]
2635
02:49:57,270 --> 02:49:58,896
[ GRUNTS ]
2636
02:50:00,815 --> 02:50:02,441
[ GRUNTlNG ]
2637
02:50:07,488 --> 02:50:09,781
JlM:
Come on. Come on.
2638
02:50:09,949 --> 02:50:11,658
[ JIM GRUNTlNG ]
2639
02:50:25,715 --> 02:50:27,549
[ GASPS ]
2640
02:50:27,717 --> 02:50:30,636
Claudia, it's Mom! Open the door, honey!
2641
02:50:30,803 --> 02:50:34,389
Claudia! Claudia, are you there?
2642
02:50:35,141 --> 02:50:38,644
Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy!
2643
02:50:38,811 --> 02:50:41,605
Oh, honey. All right. lt's all right.
2644
02:50:41,773 --> 02:50:43,815
lt's okay. lt's gonna be all right.
2645
02:50:43,983 --> 02:50:45,817
[ CLAUDlA SOBBlNG ]
2646
02:50:45,985 --> 02:50:48,195
[ CAR ALARMS WAlLlNG OUTSlDE ]
2647
02:50:56,579 --> 02:50:58,580
This happens.
2648
02:50:58,748 --> 02:51:07,839
This is something that happens.
2649
02:51:18,017 --> 02:51:20,269
[ FROGS THUDDING
AND DOGS BARKlNG ]
2650
02:51:39,539 --> 02:51:42,082
[ EARL GASPlNG ]
2651
02:51:59,225 --> 02:52:01,059
[ EARL GROANS SOFTLY ]
2652
02:52:02,937 --> 02:52:04,354
[ EARL GASPS ]
2653
02:52:14,824 --> 02:52:16,491
[ GASPS ]
2654
02:52:26,044 --> 02:52:28,920
NARRATOR: And there is the account
of the hanging of three men...
2655
02:52:30,048 --> 02:52:31,882
...and a scuba diver...
2656
02:52:32,050 --> 02:52:33,550
...and a suicide.
2657
02:52:43,061 --> 02:52:46,772
There are stories
of coincidence and chance...
2658
02:52:46,939 --> 02:52:50,067
...and intersections,
and strange things told...
2659
02:52:50,234 --> 02:52:53,737
...and which is which,
and who only knows?
2660
02:52:58,284 --> 02:53:00,118
And we generally say:
2661
02:53:00,286 --> 02:53:02,996
"Well, if that was in a movie,
l wouldn't believe it."
2662
02:53:03,164 --> 02:53:07,876
Someone's so-and-so
met someone else's so-and-so, and so on.
2663
02:53:08,044 --> 02:53:10,921
And it is in the humble opinion
of this narrator...
2664
02:53:11,089 --> 02:53:13,715
...that strange things happen all the time.
2665
02:53:13,883 --> 02:53:15,717
And so it goes, and so it goes.
2666
02:53:15,885 --> 02:53:17,803
And the book says:
2667
02:53:17,970 --> 02:53:19,971
"We may be through with the past...
2668
02:53:20,139 --> 02:53:23,266
...but the past ain't through with us."
2669
02:53:27,146 --> 02:53:29,314
PHlL:
l'm sorry, Jack.
2670
02:53:29,482 --> 02:53:32,317
lt's the hospital calling about Linda.
2671
02:53:32,485 --> 02:53:35,529
Who?
- Linda. She's in the hospital...
2672
02:53:35,696 --> 02:53:40,075
...and l figured you should probably
talk to them since you're here.
2673
02:53:41,202 --> 02:53:42,786
Hello?
2674
02:53:44,122 --> 02:53:45,872
Uh-huh. And what--
2675
02:53:47,834 --> 02:53:50,627
Okay. Okay.
2676
02:53:50,795 --> 02:53:52,170
Uh...
2677
02:53:52,338 --> 02:53:54,673
ls she gonna be all right?
2678
02:53:56,092 --> 02:53:58,009
[ PHlL SNlFFLES ]
2679
02:53:58,469 --> 02:54:00,053
FRANK:
Where...?
2680
02:54:00,221 --> 02:54:02,514
[ SOBBlNG ]
2681
02:54:21,659 --> 02:54:24,327
DOCTOR:
You with us, Linda? Good.
2682
02:54:24,495 --> 02:54:26,705
lt is Linda, isn't it?
2683
02:54:31,043 --> 02:54:34,463
Just relax. That's it.
2684
02:54:36,132 --> 02:54:38,175
You'll get through this.
2685
02:54:49,437 --> 02:54:51,062
STANLEY:
Dad.
2686
02:54:54,275 --> 02:54:55,775
Dad.
2687
02:54:58,738 --> 02:55:01,239
Dad, you need to be nicer to me.
2688
02:55:03,534 --> 02:55:05,160
Go to bed.
2689
02:55:06,412 --> 02:55:09,039
You have to be nicer to me, Dad.
2690
02:55:12,877 --> 02:55:14,461
Go to bed.
2691
02:55:22,970 --> 02:55:25,805
l know l did a stupid thing.
2692
02:55:26,557 --> 02:55:28,808
So stupid.
2693
02:55:28,976 --> 02:55:31,311
Getting braces.
2694
02:55:31,479 --> 02:55:33,188
l thought...
2695
02:55:34,774 --> 02:55:36,775
l thought he would love me.
2696
02:55:36,943 --> 02:55:39,861
Getting braces.
2697
02:55:40,029 --> 02:55:41,112
For what?
2698
02:55:41,280 --> 02:55:45,408
For something l don't even...
2699
02:55:47,453 --> 02:55:50,497
l don't know where to put things,
you know?
2700
02:55:53,960 --> 02:55:56,711
l really do have love to give.
2701
02:55:56,879 --> 02:56:00,382
l just don't know where to put it.
2702
02:56:09,850 --> 02:56:13,562
JIM: A lot of people think this
is just a job that you go to.
2703
02:56:15,273 --> 02:56:18,567
Take a lunch hour. Job's over.
2704
02:56:18,734 --> 02:56:20,527
Something like that.
2705
02:56:20,695 --> 02:56:22,279
[ JIM SPEAKING lNDlSTlNCTLY ]
2706
02:56:22,446 --> 02:56:25,031
JlM:
But it's a 24-hour deal.
2707
02:56:27,076 --> 02:56:29,160
No two ways about it.
2708
02:56:30,288 --> 02:56:33,665
And what most people don't see...
2709
02:56:35,084 --> 02:56:39,004
...is just how hard it is
to do the right thing.
2710
02:56:42,133 --> 02:56:44,009
People think if l make a judgment call...
2711
02:56:44,176 --> 02:56:47,721
...that that's a judgment on them,
but that is not what l do.
2712
02:56:49,015 --> 02:56:51,349
And that's not what should be done.
2713
02:56:53,227 --> 02:56:55,854
I have to take everything...
2714
02:56:56,022 --> 02:56:58,356
...and play as it lays.
2715
02:57:03,029 --> 02:57:05,530
Sometimes people need a little help.
2716
02:57:05,698 --> 02:57:09,034
-- supposed to be real good
at corrective oral surgery.
2717
02:57:13,789 --> 02:57:16,666
JlM:
Sometimes people need to be forgiven.
2718
02:57:23,341 --> 02:57:25,800
And sometimes they need to go to jail.
2719
02:57:27,219 --> 02:57:30,055
Call me about that guy
with the teeth, okay?
2720
02:57:31,307 --> 02:57:34,309
JlM:
And that is a very tricky thing on my part...
2721
02:57:36,187 --> 02:57:38,104
...making that call.
2722
02:57:41,901 --> 02:57:44,235
l mean, the law is the law...
2723
02:57:45,321 --> 02:57:47,864
...and heck if l'm gonna break it.
2724
02:57:51,410 --> 02:57:52,994
[ ENGlNE STARTS ]
2725
02:57:53,162 --> 02:57:54,746
[ ♫ GABRlELLE'S "DREAMS"
PLAYlNG ON STEREO ♫ ]
2726
02:57:54,914 --> 02:57:57,290
JlM:
You can forgive someone.
2727
02:57:59,627 --> 02:58:01,586
[ FROGS SQUlSHlNG ]
2728
02:58:04,507 --> 02:58:06,591
Well, that's the tough part.
2729
02:58:12,515 --> 02:58:14,766
What can we forgive?
2730
02:58:26,028 --> 02:58:28,113
Tough part of the job.
2731
02:58:31,617 --> 02:58:34,202
Tough part of walking down the street.
2732
02:58:51,604 --> 02:58:55,112
[ ♫ AlMEE MAN'S "SAVE ME" PLAYlNG ♫ ]
2733
02:59:31,552 --> 02:59:33,803
JlM:
l just wanted to come here...
2734
02:59:34,847 --> 02:59:37,265
To come here and say something.
2735
02:59:37,767 --> 02:59:40,977
Say something important.
Something that you said.
2736
02:59:42,062 --> 02:59:45,190
You said we should say things
and do things.
2737
02:59:45,357 --> 02:59:48,568
Not lie, not keep things back.
2738
02:59:48,736 --> 02:59:50,653
These are the things that tear people up.
2739
02:59:50,821 --> 02:59:52,864
Well, l'm gonna do that.
2740
02:59:53,991 --> 02:59:56,618
l'm gonna do what you said, Claudia.
2741
02:59:58,788 --> 03:00:01,539
l can't let this go.
2742
03:00:03,042 --> 03:00:05,043
l can't let you go.
2743
03:00:09,965 --> 03:00:11,716
Now, you...
2744
03:00:13,719 --> 03:00:15,887
You listen to me now.
2745
03:00:17,932 --> 03:00:20,266
You're a good person.
2746
03:00:22,478 --> 03:00:24,938
A good, beautiful person...
2747
03:00:25,105 --> 03:00:27,732
...and l won't let you walk out on me.
2748
03:00:29,652 --> 03:00:32,237
l won't let you say those things.
2749
03:00:32,988 --> 03:00:36,658
Those things about how stupid you are
and this and that.
2750
03:00:37,743 --> 03:00:40,119
l won't stand for that.
2751
03:00:42,373 --> 03:00:44,582
You want to be with me...
2752
03:00:46,919 --> 03:00:49,420
...then you be with me.
2753
03:00:52,091 --> 03:00:53,716
You see?