1 00:00:19,733 --> 00:00:22,442 - Hello. - Wanna have a little fun? 2 00:00:22,568 --> 00:00:25,693 - Who's this? - Tell me your name and I'll tell you mine. 3 00:00:25,818 --> 00:00:27,736 I don't think so. 4 00:00:27,819 --> 00:00:30,779 - What's that noise? - Oops. I farted. 5 00:00:30,861 --> 00:00:34,113 - I didn't think you would hear me. - No, that popping noise. 6 00:00:34,238 --> 00:00:37,948 Oh. I'm making popcorn. I'm getting ready to watch a video. 7 00:00:38,073 --> 00:00:41,740 - Ooh. What is it? - It's just a scary movie. 8 00:00:41,866 --> 00:00:43,825 - Do you like scary movies? - Mm-hmm. 9 00:00:43,950 --> 00:00:47,159 - What's your favorite? - Mm, I don't know. 10 00:00:47,243 --> 00:00:49,161 Think. 11 00:00:49,243 --> 00:00:52,786 Oh, I know. Um, Kazaam, the one where Shaq plays a genie. 12 00:00:52,869 --> 00:00:56,246 - That's not a horror movie. - Well, you haven't seen Shaq act. 13 00:00:58,122 --> 00:01:01,205 - Hey, you have a nice voice. - Thanks. 14 00:01:01,331 --> 00:01:03,457 You never did tell me your name. 15 00:01:03,582 --> 00:01:05,792 Why do you wanna know my name? 16 00:01:05,917 --> 00:01:08,583 Cause I wanna know who I'm looking at. 17 00:01:10,293 --> 00:01:12,418 What-- What did you say? 18 00:01:12,502 --> 00:01:14,753 Nice breasts. 19 00:01:14,877 --> 00:01:16,753 Look, what do you want? 20 00:01:16,878 --> 00:01:19,547 I wanna see what your insides look like. 21 00:01:19,671 --> 00:01:22,046 Well-- Well, then, turn to page 54. 22 00:01:22,130 --> 00:01:23,756 Oh. 23 00:01:23,882 --> 00:01:25,756 Hey, nice. 24 00:01:27,589 --> 00:01:31,716 Listen, asshole, you've had your fun, now you better stop or else. 25 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:34,885 - Or else what? - Or else my boyfriends gonna be here any minute, 26 00:01:35,010 --> 00:01:37,053 and he's black and he'll kick your ass. 27 00:01:37,135 --> 00:01:39,054 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 28 00:01:39,137 --> 00:01:41,262 You mean the one who wears makeup and dresses like a woman? 29 00:01:41,387 --> 00:01:44,389 - How did you know? - Turn the porch lights on. 30 00:01:50,558 --> 00:01:53,640 Help! Help! 31 00:01:53,724 --> 00:01:55,955 Oh, that's not my boyfriend. I mean, I've 32 00:01:55,956 --> 00:01:58,185 fucked him a couple of times, but that's it. 33 00:01:58,267 --> 00:02:01,519 Look, I'm calling the cops. 34 00:02:01,602 --> 00:02:03,811 Go ahead. Call the cops. 35 00:02:03,894 --> 00:02:06,938 But you might wanna check the back door first. 36 00:02:07,063 --> 00:02:09,063 You forgot to lock it. 37 00:02:32,113 --> 00:02:34,030 Take that, you psycho! 38 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,365 I cant feel my legs. 39 00:02:39,450 --> 00:02:41,950 I think my arm is broken. 40 00:02:42,034 --> 00:02:45,618 - Sorry. - I want my mommy. 41 00:02:48,660 --> 00:02:50,579 Hello, Drew. 42 00:03:08,085 --> 00:03:09,960 Oh, God! 43 00:04:09,981 --> 00:04:14,149 - Daddy! Daddy! - Ugh! 44 00:04:14,274 --> 00:04:16,859 Daddy! 45 00:04:16,943 --> 00:04:19,276 Daddy! 46 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:22,486 Daddy, no! No! 47 00:04:24,445 --> 00:04:27,446 - Did you hear something? - No, I didn't hear anything. 48 00:04:53,997 --> 00:04:58,791 Bobby, what are you doing? My dads in the other room. 49 00:04:58,874 --> 00:05:01,541 It just occurred to me. I never climbed through your window before. 50 00:05:01,666 --> 00:05:05,209 Now that you got it out of your system, Bobby, you have to leave. 51 00:05:05,292 --> 00:05:06,542 Why? 52 00:05:06,667 --> 00:05:08,918 Shh. Come on. 53 00:05:09,044 --> 00:05:10,961 What's going on in there? 54 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:14,337 Ow! Daddy's head is stuck. Unstick Daddy's head. 55 00:05:14,462 --> 00:05:17,421 Dad, can you knock? 56 00:05:17,546 --> 00:05:21,964 - Knock? I thought I heard screaming in here. - No. No, you didn't, Dad. 57 00:05:22,048 --> 00:05:24,674 Well, it could've been that crack I smoked earlier, I guess. 58 00:05:24,799 --> 00:05:26,634 - Yeah. - Yeah, that's what it was. 59 00:05:26,716 --> 00:05:28,760 I gotta leave town for a couple of days. 60 00:05:28,885 --> 00:05:31,635 No big deal. Just that new business I started with those Colombian guys? 61 00:05:31,719 --> 00:05:34,512 - Oh, you mean Uncle Escobar. - Yeah. Yeah, that's right. 62 00:05:34,637 --> 00:05:36,971 Well, there's a problem. Some money went missing. 63 00:05:37,053 --> 00:05:39,097 And apparently, some legs are gonna get broken. 64 00:05:39,222 --> 00:05:41,597 It's just better if I lay low for a couple of days. 65 00:05:41,721 --> 00:05:44,098 - If the cops raid the place-- - I never heard of you. 66 00:05:44,223 --> 00:05:46,557 - And don't forget-- - To flush your stash. 67 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:49,475 Oh, you are my little girl. I love you so much... 68 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,600 that I left you a little something in the coffee can. 69 00:05:51,725 --> 00:05:55,310 - Dad-- - But you have to remember to step on it before you sell it. 70 00:05:55,435 --> 00:05:58,352 - Now, what are you gonna cut it with? - Um, baking-- 71 00:05:58,435 --> 00:06:00,354 Baking soda. Not baking powder. 72 00:06:00,436 --> 00:06:03,480 Because baking powder guys will have muffins growing out of their nose. 73 00:06:03,562 --> 00:06:05,813 You love that joke, don't you, honey? 74 00:06:05,898 --> 00:06:09,107 You've loved that joke since you were two years old. 75 00:06:09,232 --> 00:06:11,315 - Okay, well-- - Okay, I love you. 76 00:06:11,441 --> 00:06:13,400 - I love you. - Have a good trip. 77 00:06:13,483 --> 00:06:15,942 - Bye. - Bye. Whew! 78 00:06:16,027 --> 00:06:18,234 Is the coast clear? 79 00:06:18,318 --> 00:06:21,486 Oh, Cindy, that nightgown. 80 00:06:21,611 --> 00:06:24,780 That was close. God! 81 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:32,865 I was, uh, home watching The Exorcist, and it got me thinking about you. 82 00:06:32,990 --> 00:06:35,032 If this is about the time I puked green 83 00:06:35,033 --> 00:06:37,074 slime and masturbated with a crucifix-- 84 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:39,367 It was my first keg party, Bobby. 85 00:06:39,450 --> 00:06:43,952 No. No. Uh, it was edited for TV. All the good stuff was cut out. 86 00:06:44,077 --> 00:06:46,953 So you thought you would just climb through my window... 87 00:06:47,078 --> 00:06:49,078 and we would play bump-bump? 88 00:06:49,203 --> 00:06:51,247 I was kind of hoping to get my balls licked, 89 00:06:51,372 --> 00:06:54,040 but I wouldn't wanna break your little underwear rule, now, would I? 90 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:57,456 So maybe just some on-top-of-the-clothes type stuff? 91 00:07:00,793 --> 00:07:03,668 Okay. But just for a minute. 92 00:07:18,964 --> 00:07:21,257 What the-- 93 00:07:21,341 --> 00:07:23,300 Wrong set. 94 00:07:26,884 --> 00:07:30,468 Bobby! Oh, Bobby! 95 00:07:30,553 --> 00:07:33,678 I don't wanna wait for our lives to be over 96 00:07:33,803 --> 00:07:35,929 - No, Bobby, don't. - Ow! 97 00:07:38,180 --> 00:07:40,973 Jeez. 98 00:07:41,057 --> 00:07:43,640 Yeah, my dad. 99 00:07:43,765 --> 00:07:48,850 Okay, stud, you have to go now. 100 00:07:51,810 --> 00:07:54,311 Oh, um, about the sex stuff? 101 00:07:54,436 --> 00:07:56,771 I was only half serious. I don't wanna rush you or anything. 102 00:07:56,895 --> 00:08:00,145 Hey, would you settle for PG-13? 103 00:08:00,229 --> 00:08:02,855 What's that? 104 00:08:04,273 --> 00:08:05,522 Oh, jeez! 105 00:08:05,648 --> 00:08:08,191 -- Good night, Bobby. 106 00:08:13,568 --> 00:08:16,735 Shorty, you are so loud. 107 00:08:16,860 --> 00:08:19,528 And make sure you take your behind to class today. 108 00:08:19,610 --> 00:08:22,904 - I do be going to class. - Lunch is not a class, Shorty. 109 00:08:22,987 --> 00:08:25,280 It is when you got the munchies. 110 00:08:25,405 --> 00:08:29,281 - See, that's why you such a dumb-ass. - Your mother. 111 00:08:29,407 --> 00:08:33,366 You my brother. That's your mother too, jackass. 112 00:08:33,491 --> 00:08:36,742 Oh, yeah. Well, then, your fathers stupid. 113 00:08:36,868 --> 00:08:39,410 So? I don't know him. 114 00:08:39,535 --> 00:08:42,369 Yeah, me neither. 115 00:08:42,494 --> 00:08:46,245 - Hey, girl, you ready? - Yeah, in a minute. 116 00:08:47,830 --> 00:08:50,580 - We're gonna be late. - Wait. There's Buffy. 117 00:08:50,706 --> 00:08:54,040 I don't know why you hang out with her. 118 00:08:54,123 --> 00:08:56,457 - She is such a ho. - Why do you say that? 119 00:08:56,582 --> 00:08:59,125 Cause I've seen her. 120 00:08:59,250 --> 00:09:02,043 - My friend Sean had a pool party this summer. - Sean? 121 00:09:02,168 --> 00:09:04,127 You know, Puff Daddy? 122 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:06,752 Anyway, everybody was drinking Cristal champagne. 123 00:09:06,836 --> 00:09:08,378 And then it started to get wild, and people 124 00:09:08,379 --> 00:09:09,920 were getting freaky in the pool and stuff. 125 00:09:10,045 --> 00:09:14,131 I look over and there was your girl getting buck wild in the Jacuzzi. 126 00:09:14,255 --> 00:09:15,840 So? 127 00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:19,049 With a backup dancer. 128 00:09:19,174 --> 00:09:21,091 I mean, that's nasty. 129 00:09:21,175 --> 00:09:23,343 That's-That's lower than the security guard. 130 00:09:23,468 --> 00:09:27,302 At least security can get you backstage. She don't love herself. 131 00:09:27,384 --> 00:09:30,636 Bye, Daddy. - I don't know. II think Buffy's sweet, Brenda. 132 00:09:30,761 --> 00:09:34,097 She is as fake as Press-onnails. 133 00:09:34,179 --> 00:09:36,513 Hey, baby girl! 134 00:09:38,139 --> 00:09:40,139 What is up, my sister? 135 00:09:40,224 --> 00:09:42,848 - Bye, Mr. Gilmore. - Bye! 136 00:09:42,974 --> 00:09:44,725 - Is he gone? - Yep. 137 00:09:46,059 --> 00:09:49,894 Do you like what you see 138 00:09:50,018 --> 00:09:52,435 It's all about the money 139 00:09:52,518 --> 00:09:54,437 Hey, Cindy! 140 00:09:57,479 --> 00:10:00,564 - I love this color. - Let me see that. 141 00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:06,315 - Oh, you guys should not use this brand. - Why not? 142 00:10:06,399 --> 00:10:09,360 - Because they test their products on animals. - So? 143 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:14,027 Look, have you seen what they do to those poor animals? 144 00:10:15,902 --> 00:10:19,653 Well, I am much more of a people person. 145 00:10:19,779 --> 00:10:23,029 I'd like to feed all the hungry, little children of the world. 146 00:10:23,113 --> 00:10:25,655 I’d much rather help my fellow man than some animal. 147 00:10:25,780 --> 00:10:27,656 - Spare a dollar? - Get away from me, you bum! 148 00:10:27,781 --> 00:10:30,449 Buffy! Can't you see he's just hungry? 149 00:10:30,574 --> 00:10:33,492 Here you go, sir. A nice sandwich. 150 00:10:34,576 --> 00:10:38,119 - See? - I said a dollar, bitch! 151 00:10:38,201 --> 00:10:40,495 Ow! 152 00:10:40,578 --> 00:10:43,703 God. Look at this place. 153 00:10:43,829 --> 00:10:46,205 It's a circus. 154 00:10:46,288 --> 00:10:50,999 Hello. I'm Gail Hailstorm, author of the book, You're Dead, I'm Rich. 155 00:10:51,081 --> 00:10:53,332 A small college town is in shock... 156 00:10:53,415 --> 00:10:55,626 after the unthinkable has happened: 157 00:10:55,750 --> 00:10:58,751 a brutal killing spree that left one teen dead-- 158 00:10:58,834 --> 00:11:01,127 That's it. Two teens dead... 159 00:11:01,252 --> 00:11:03,586 and this small town shaken and stirred. 160 00:11:03,668 --> 00:11:07,212 - Its times like these-- - Police are combing the area for clues. 161 00:11:07,337 --> 00:11:09,546 There are no witnesses available at this time. 162 00:11:09,671 --> 00:11:11,547 There are no suspects in custody. 163 00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:13,547 Police are asking anyone to come forward. 164 00:11:13,672 --> 00:11:15,256 Reporting live for Black TV. White folks are 165 00:11:15,257 --> 00:11:16,840 - dead and we're getting the fuck out of here! 166 00:11:16,924 --> 00:11:20,134 Grab your shit and lets go, motherfucker! 167 00:11:23,425 --> 00:11:26,928 Hey, do you think the press is gonna wanna talk to us? 168 00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:29,346 Oh, girl, no. The press only wants to interview 169 00:11:29,347 --> 00:11:31,638 the most ignorant person they can find. 170 00:11:31,763 --> 00:11:35,473 I'm on TV! Oh, shit! First Cops, now this! 171 00:11:35,555 --> 00:11:37,473 Oh, man, I'm gonna be a star, son! 172 00:11:37,556 --> 00:11:42,266 - What can you tell us about Drew? - Well, she had the fat ass. 173 00:11:42,350 --> 00:11:45,350 - I mean, it was like bang! - How close were you to the victim? 174 00:11:45,434 --> 00:11:48,019 Real close. Until the roofies wore off. 175 00:11:48,101 --> 00:11:50,144 Then she woke up talking about pressing charges. 176 00:11:50,228 --> 00:11:52,354 So I just pulled my tongue out of her ass and left. 177 00:11:52,436 --> 00:11:54,604 What would have been your last words to Drew? 178 00:11:54,729 --> 00:11:57,772 Run, bitch! Run! 179 00:12:00,856 --> 00:12:04,316 Hey, yo, dawg. Does this shirt make me look gay? 180 00:12:04,399 --> 00:12:06,317 No, man. 181 00:12:08,067 --> 00:12:10,567 What about now? 182 00:12:10,651 --> 00:12:13,153 - Nah. Yeah. - Cool? 183 00:12:13,235 --> 00:12:15,611 Here. Take one, guys. elections Tuesday. 184 00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:18,195 election's Tuesday. 185 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:22,531 Ah! Goddamn it! Son of a bitch! 186 00:12:22,614 --> 00:12:25,407 What's the matter, honey? 187 00:12:25,531 --> 00:12:27,408 My report card. 188 00:12:29,991 --> 00:12:32,035 Well, at least you got one A. 189 00:12:32,117 --> 00:12:35,452 Yeah. I did, huh? 190 00:12:35,535 --> 00:12:39,161 You're so smart. 191 00:12:39,287 --> 00:12:41,621 - Hey, has anybody seen Bobby? - Nah. 192 00:12:41,746 --> 00:12:44,122 You know what? That kid is always late. 193 00:12:44,204 --> 00:12:46,539 I don't get it. He lives so close. 194 00:12:56,333 --> 00:12:59,252 See you later, Hairy Mama, Bubba, Jim, 195 00:12:59,335 --> 00:13:02,254 Big Jim, Little Jim, Slim Jim, everybody. 196 00:13:02,336 --> 00:13:05,045 I'll see you later. Ciao, Ding. All right. 197 00:13:11,423 --> 00:13:14,299 Damn, girl. Mm-mm-mm. 198 00:13:14,383 --> 00:13:16,883 - I’d sure like to get in them pants. - Really? 199 00:13:17,007 --> 00:13:19,551 Yeah. What size are these? 200 00:13:19,676 --> 00:13:21,634 Hey, guys. 201 00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:24,553 - Hey, Bobby. - Hey, baby. 202 00:13:24,678 --> 00:13:27,220 - How you doing? - Good. 203 00:13:27,344 --> 00:13:30,054 - You guys see all the reporters out there? - Yeah. 204 00:13:30,138 --> 00:13:32,472 Saying that girl Drew Decker got killed last night. 205 00:13:32,597 --> 00:13:34,848 - You know what? I think I knew her. - Really? 206 00:13:34,932 --> 00:13:37,974 - She had a brother named Steve? - Yeah. 207 00:13:38,099 --> 00:13:40,683 Long hair, pretty little mouth, perfect ass? 208 00:13:40,808 --> 00:13:43,685 - That was her. - Nah, I was talking about Steve. 209 00:13:43,810 --> 00:13:45,768 Whatever happened to him? 210 00:13:45,851 --> 00:13:48,770 Do you guys think its strange that she got killed... 211 00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:52,145 exactly one year after we, 212 00:13:52,229 --> 00:13:54,563 you know, killed that guy? 213 00:13:54,647 --> 00:13:57,022 Hey, Cindy, that was an accident. 214 00:13:57,105 --> 00:13:59,023 Was it, Greg? 215 00:14:03,650 --> 00:14:06,067 Yeah! 216 00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:19,031 Would you look at what they're doing? 217 00:14:19,156 --> 00:14:21,323 When are we gonna do stuff like that, huh? 218 00:14:21,406 --> 00:14:23,365 One day. 219 00:14:23,448 --> 00:14:26,033 - You like that, baby? - Yeah, that's different. 220 00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:28,408 - You like that? - Oh, I love that. 221 00:14:28,491 --> 00:14:30,868 Oh, I love when you play with my ass. 222 00:14:30,951 --> 00:14:32,868 I'm not playing with your ass. 223 00:14:35,411 --> 00:14:38,996 - Ray! - Oh, my bad. 224 00:14:39,121 --> 00:14:43,247 Come on, man! Hey, Bobby, put on some music. 225 00:14:43,330 --> 00:14:45,331 Hold on. 226 00:14:45,456 --> 00:14:47,332 Here. Put this on. 227 00:14:49,875 --> 00:14:53,709 -It's raining men - Yeah, that's the shit right here! 228 00:14:53,834 --> 00:14:56,543 -Hallelujah - Its raining men 229 00:14:56,668 --> 00:14:59,170 - Baby. -Amen 230 00:14:59,252 --> 00:15:03,712 -I'm gonna go out I'm gonna let myself get - What? It's a classic. 231 00:15:03,838 --> 00:15:07,255 -Absolutely soakin wet - Put on the radio, man. 232 00:15:09,966 --> 00:15:12,466 Yeah! Whoo! 233 00:15:25,305 --> 00:15:28,721 - What? It was laundry day. - What the fuck is-- 234 00:15:28,846 --> 00:15:30,889 Yeah! 235 00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:35,015 Whoo! Yeah! 236 00:15:38,558 --> 00:15:41,101 - Hey. Come over here. - What? 237 00:15:41,227 --> 00:15:44,311 -Just get a little closer to me. - Something you're gonna tell me? 238 00:15:44,435 --> 00:15:47,937 -- Bobby, what are you doing? 239 00:15:48,019 --> 00:15:50,813 I just want you to touch it. Just touch it. Come on. 240 00:15:50,897 --> 00:15:52,856 - Uh-- -Just a little bit. Come on. 241 00:15:52,980 --> 00:15:54,939 Whoo! 242 00:15:57,607 --> 00:16:01,567 - Ow! - Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 243 00:16:11,446 --> 00:16:12,946 Oh, my God! Shit! 244 00:16:15,446 --> 00:16:18,864 God, Cindy-- Oh, shit! 245 00:16:30,326 --> 00:16:32,745 - Oh, my God. - What was that? 246 00:16:32,870 --> 00:16:34,911 I think we hit something. 247 00:16:39,247 --> 00:16:42,039 Oh, man! 248 00:16:42,123 --> 00:16:45,999 Bobby, look at my car, man! My dads gonna freak! 249 00:16:46,124 --> 00:16:48,834 I didn't see it. It came out of nowhere. 250 00:16:48,958 --> 00:16:51,543 - Oh, my God, we hit a boot. - Where's the foot? 251 00:16:51,668 --> 00:16:54,043 I don't know. 252 00:16:54,168 --> 00:16:57,044 Where the-- 253 00:16:57,169 --> 00:16:59,379 Its a body! 254 00:16:59,504 --> 00:17:01,462 - Oh, shit, is he alive? - I don't know. 255 00:17:01,547 --> 00:17:03,588 - Well, check it out. - I cant. 256 00:17:03,714 --> 00:17:06,798 - Shit! - We have to call the police. 257 00:17:06,923 --> 00:17:09,966 - No way. I ain't going to jail. - We have to! 258 00:17:10,091 --> 00:17:12,384 Cindy, do you know what they do to young boys in prison? 259 00:17:12,467 --> 00:17:13,968 And all those sex-starved convicts just 260 00:17:13,969 --> 00:17:15,468 waiting for a fresh piece of meat. 261 00:17:15,592 --> 00:17:18,636 Hey, you're right, Cindy. Maybe we should call the police. 262 00:17:18,761 --> 00:17:21,052 Oh, yeah, That's a great idea, Ray. But what about Brenda, huh? 263 00:17:21,178 --> 00:17:23,053 You think she wants to go to jail? 264 00:17:23,179 --> 00:17:25,138 This is manslaughter, okay? We're all gonna fry for this. 265 00:17:25,221 --> 00:17:28,973 - We're looking at 10 to 15 years. - Shut up, Bobby! 266 00:17:29,055 --> 00:17:32,015 - Its okay. I'm fine. -Alcohol all over. - We're in so much trouble. 267 00:17:32,099 --> 00:17:35,057 - I'm fine. - -Don't blame that shit on me, Ray. 268 00:17:35,182 --> 00:17:39,184 - Look, well get rid of the body. - Unnecessary. 269 00:17:39,269 --> 00:17:40,623 - Now you're thinking. - We'll dump him in the ocean. 270 00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:41,977 - Not the ocean, the pier. 271 00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:44,185 - Guess I'll be leaving now. - That's a great idea. 272 00:17:44,270 --> 00:17:46,312 - What about the alcohol? - Well get rid of it. 273 00:17:46,437 --> 00:17:48,438 Come on. It'll be all right. 274 00:17:48,521 --> 00:17:50,772 - Come on. Hurry up. Lets go. - Put him in the trunk. 275 00:17:50,897 --> 00:17:53,439 - I wont have anything to do with this! - Shut up! 276 00:17:53,524 --> 00:17:56,982 Cindy, come on. Well just pretend it never happened. 277 00:17:57,065 --> 00:18:00,316 You know, like the time we got drunk and we went down on each other. 278 00:18:00,401 --> 00:18:01,922 - I'll get his arm. - I'll grab. I'll grab his other arm. 279 00:18:01,923 --> 00:18:03,443 - I'll grab his ass. 280 00:18:03,568 --> 00:18:06,819 Well take him down to Williamson Cove and we'll dump him in there. 281 00:18:06,944 --> 00:18:08,862 The sharks'll take care of the evidence. 282 00:18:08,945 --> 00:18:11,029 Oh, my God, someone's coming. 283 00:18:11,112 --> 00:18:15,031 - Oh, shit. Its Shorty. - Brenda, take care of him. 284 00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:24,493 Shorty, I know you ain't driving without no papers. 285 00:18:24,575 --> 00:18:27,701 I got papers, blunts, bongs, 286 00:18:27,826 --> 00:18:30,286 all the ingredients to make a high niggard pie. 287 00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:35,663 - Hey, yo, can I help you? - Yo, what's up, Ray? 288 00:18:35,746 --> 00:18:38,664 - Yo, son, you all need jumper cables? - Nah, we're cool. 289 00:18:38,748 --> 00:18:42,498 Oh, good, cause I left my roach clip at home. 290 00:18:42,582 --> 00:18:45,458 - Go home, Shorty. - Yeah, I-I'll see you later. 291 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:47,375 Peace, Ray. 292 00:18:47,499 --> 00:18:50,001 - Get the trunk closed. - It won't close. 293 00:18:50,126 --> 00:18:52,752 I'll do it. 294 00:19:17,344 --> 00:19:20,387 Hold on. Hold on. Put him down. He's heavy. Oh, God. 295 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:26,306 Okay, look. On three we dump him over the ledge. 296 00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:28,848 Wait, wait, wait. Shouldn't we at least check his wallet? 297 00:19:28,973 --> 00:19:32,599 - For what? - Shit, he might have some money. 298 00:19:32,724 --> 00:19:35,642 We already committed murder. We might as well rob his ass. 299 00:19:35,726 --> 00:19:37,101 - I'll take the credit cards. 300 00:19:37,102 --> 00:19:38,476 - I want his jewelry. - I'm gonna take his drawers. 301 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:43,602 Get off!. Hey, yo, get off!. His drawers are mine! Yo! 302 00:19:43,728 --> 00:19:47,354 - I got me a gold ring. - Credit cards. 303 00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:50,981 - All right, lets get him in the water. - I don't think I can, Greg. 304 00:19:51,105 --> 00:19:53,524 - Its not too late. - Shut up, okay? 305 00:19:53,648 --> 00:19:57,775 - Christ, already. I'll do it. -Just get him in the water. 306 00:19:57,858 --> 00:20:00,776 Okay. One, two, 307 00:20:00,860 --> 00:20:02,776 three. 308 00:20:06,945 --> 00:20:10,530 Right now we make a pact. We take this to our grave. 309 00:20:10,655 --> 00:20:12,197 -Agreed? - Agreed. - Agreed. 310 00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:14,239 - Agreed? - Agreed. 311 00:20:14,323 --> 00:20:17,407 Say it, Cindy. Say it! 312 00:20:17,490 --> 00:20:20,408 We take this to our grave. Say it! 313 00:20:20,492 --> 00:20:23,117 We take this to our grave. Say it. 314 00:20:23,242 --> 00:20:25,118 Greg, chill. Come on. You're hurting her. 315 00:20:25,243 --> 00:20:28,244 We take this to our grave. Ow. 316 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,995 And we never mention this again. 317 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:33,038 Mention what? 318 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:37,665 - The guy we just killed. - Well, you just mentioned it, Greg. 319 00:20:37,789 --> 00:20:39,540 Starting now! 320 00:20:39,623 --> 00:20:41,874 Stupid bitch, man. 321 00:20:41,958 --> 00:20:45,750 - God. I hate him. - Its gonna be okay, baby. It's gonna be okay. 322 00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:50,419 I promise. Just touch it again. Come on. Please. 323 00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:56,921 - You have to move on, Cindy. That's all behind us now. - Exactly. 324 00:20:57,005 --> 00:20:59,422 - Its a coincidence. - Gregss right, Cindy. 325 00:20:59,504 --> 00:21:02,256 I mean, what do you think we're in, a horror movie? 326 00:21:02,340 --> 00:21:06,007 Yeah, you guys are right. If we were, 327 00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:08,487 they'd probably cast some dingbat like 328 00:21:08,488 --> 00:21:10,842 Jennifer Love Huge Tits to play me. 329 00:21:10,968 --> 00:21:12,864 Yeah, or they'd cast people in their late 330 00:21:12,865 --> 00:21:14,760 twenties, early thirties to play us. 331 00:21:17,096 --> 00:21:20,721 -- Kenny, get the camera ready. Here. Hold my gum. 332 00:21:22,805 --> 00:21:26,098 - Sheriff, Sheriff, can I get a statement? - No comment. 333 00:21:26,223 --> 00:21:31,475 Damn. Who do I have to screw around here to get a stupid story? 334 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,976 Hey! Hey, no running. 335 00:21:36,060 --> 00:21:37,977 Loser. 336 00:21:38,061 --> 00:21:41,061 - Slow it down! - Blow me! 337 00:21:41,186 --> 00:21:43,438 All right! 338 00:21:43,563 --> 00:21:46,522 Hi. Gail Hailstorm. Field Reporter, Hard Story. 339 00:21:46,605 --> 00:21:48,773 Special Officer Doofy. 340 00:21:48,897 --> 00:21:52,858 Oh, hi, Doofy. Doofy, listen. Is there a problem on campus? 341 00:21:52,941 --> 00:21:55,149 - No comment. No comment. - Okay. Okay. 342 00:21:55,274 --> 00:21:58,944 You know, you look awfully young to be a police officer. 343 00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:01,527 - I'm 25 and a half years old. - Ooh! 344 00:22:01,610 --> 00:22:03,820 - Yeah, that's this many. - Ah, so big. 345 00:22:03,945 --> 00:22:06,112 Yeah. That's big. 346 00:22:06,195 --> 00:22:08,822 - Well, you don't look a day over 12. 347 00:22:08,905 --> 00:22:12,615 Except for the big head and glazed-over look in your eyes. 348 00:22:12,741 --> 00:22:16,324 - Ooh, was that drool? - Yeah. I forgot to swallow. 349 00:22:16,407 --> 00:22:19,825 Don't worry, cause I never forget. 350 00:22:21,950 --> 00:22:24,369 - Would you remind me not to do that again? - Sorry. 351 00:22:24,452 --> 00:22:27,453 Due to the recent tragedy, the sheriff and me, your principal, 352 00:22:27,578 --> 00:22:29,996 will be questioning all students throughout the day. 353 00:22:30,121 --> 00:22:32,997 Wow. Sounds like we've got the makings of a serial killer on our hands. 354 00:22:33,123 --> 00:22:35,831 Yeah, I'm not supposed to say. It's official police business. 355 00:22:35,956 --> 00:22:39,915 Hey, Doofy, what do you say you and I go inside my van over there... 356 00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:42,708 and, uh, get to know each other a little better? 357 00:22:42,833 --> 00:22:46,585 - Would you like that? Yeah, that van right there. - That van? 358 00:22:46,710 --> 00:22:49,169 Yeah. 359 00:22:49,253 --> 00:22:52,754 - Yeah, okay, lets go. Come on. - Oh! 360 00:22:52,879 --> 00:22:56,881 A terrible tragedy and an unbearable loss. 361 00:22:56,963 --> 00:23:01,048 Its days like today that we need prayer in school. 362 00:23:01,132 --> 00:23:06,134 It starts to unravel the very moral fabric of our society. 363 00:23:06,258 --> 00:23:08,467 Here you go, baby. 364 00:23:08,550 --> 00:23:10,468 Go to your daddy. 365 00:23:10,551 --> 00:23:12,969 Oh! 366 00:23:13,052 --> 00:23:16,179 I'll see you after class. 367 00:23:16,303 --> 00:23:18,220 - Sweet! - All right! 368 00:23:18,304 --> 00:23:22,139 Okay, class, who would like to give their oral presentation first? 369 00:23:22,264 --> 00:23:25,099 - Oh! - Anybody? 370 00:23:25,224 --> 00:23:28,224 - Yes! - Anybody else? 371 00:23:30,058 --> 00:23:33,268 Okay, Heather. 372 00:23:35,770 --> 00:23:38,228 - Okay. Can I start? - Yeah. 373 00:23:38,353 --> 00:23:41,562 Okay, my presentation is on the First Amendment. 374 00:23:41,687 --> 00:23:46,107 And it began on May 25, 1787 in Philly with George Washington. 375 00:23:46,231 --> 00:23:48,106 And it states, and I quote, 376 00:23:48,232 --> 00:23:49,837 When our Founding Fathers argued the 377 00:23:49,838 --> 00:23:51,441 passage of our glorious Constitution-- 378 00:24:41,126 --> 00:24:44,668 The First Amendment gives us the right to say what we want-- 379 00:24:44,794 --> 00:24:47,711 Oh, shut the fuck up! 380 00:24:47,836 --> 00:24:51,088 So, who's next? 381 00:24:51,213 --> 00:24:54,213 Uh, Cindy Campbell. 382 00:24:54,338 --> 00:24:57,589 Isn't she the daughter of, well, you know-- 383 00:24:57,714 --> 00:25:01,258 - Oh, yeah, you know, old Mrs., uh-- - Old Mrs. -- 384 00:25:01,341 --> 00:25:04,217 Yeah. Yeah, the one and only-- 385 00:25:04,341 --> 00:25:07,718 The one and only. 386 00:25:07,843 --> 00:25:11,470 - Why, hello, Cindy. - Hi, Principal Seuiggman. 387 00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:15,763 - Thanks, Doofy. - Its Special Officer Doofy today, Cindy. 388 00:25:15,887 --> 00:25:18,076 Now, Cindy, Sheriff has some questions 389 00:25:18,077 --> 00:25:20,264 that he would like to ask you today. 390 00:25:20,389 --> 00:25:23,891 - What is that... god-awful smell? - I don't know. 391 00:25:23,974 --> 00:25:25,307 I got a poopie. 392 00:25:26,475 --> 00:25:29,393 Did you just say that you went poopie? 393 00:25:29,475 --> 00:25:32,561 - Yeah. It was good. - Mm. 394 00:25:32,643 --> 00:25:35,769 - Get him out of here. - Yes. 395 00:25:35,894 --> 00:25:38,396 - Thank you, Doofy. - Okay. 396 00:25:38,478 --> 00:25:40,938 You should now go back to Special Ed. 397 00:25:41,021 --> 00:25:44,648 - Okay. Salute. - Maybe a change of underwear, son. 398 00:25:44,731 --> 00:25:47,942 - Bye, Doofy. - Bye, Cindy. 399 00:25:48,066 --> 00:25:50,817 - How are you, Cindy? - Fine. 400 00:25:50,899 --> 00:25:53,818 - How are you, Sheriff? - Bloated, constipated. 401 00:25:53,901 --> 00:25:57,485 Got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut. You know, the usual. 402 00:25:57,611 --> 00:26:00,486 Cindy, I want to ask you some questions about Drew Decker. 403 00:26:02,279 --> 00:26:05,030 - I didn't really know her. - Oh, come on. Sure you do. 404 00:26:05,155 --> 00:26:07,489 No. I mean, I didn't really know her. 405 00:26:07,614 --> 00:26:11,282 I've been in this game a long time. Don't bullshit a bullshitter. 406 00:26:11,365 --> 00:26:14,867 Tell me about Drew. What was she like in bed, Cindy? 407 00:26:16,076 --> 00:26:19,202 Tried to get you. Its an old police trick. 408 00:26:19,327 --> 00:26:22,870 Its an old police trick. You didn't fall for it. Good for you, kid. 409 00:26:22,954 --> 00:26:24,870 Hike! 410 00:26:25,830 --> 00:26:28,372 Pass! Pass! 411 00:26:30,539 --> 00:26:33,041 -- All right, shower up! 412 00:26:33,124 --> 00:26:35,207 Yes! 413 00:26:35,291 --> 00:26:38,835 Yo, Dugan, man, nice play, yo. Word up. 414 00:26:38,959 --> 00:26:40,918 Johnson, what a block, baby. 415 00:26:41,001 --> 00:26:44,962 Word up. Woodward. Nice ass. 416 00:26:45,086 --> 00:26:47,212 Damn. 417 00:26:47,336 --> 00:26:50,671 Yo, Greg, what's up? You gonna hit the showers or what? 418 00:26:50,754 --> 00:26:54,923 No, man. I think I'm gonna work out, beat the bag a little. 419 00:26:55,048 --> 00:26:59,175 Suit yourself, kid. All right. Last one in the showers a rotten egg! 420 00:26:59,257 --> 00:27:03,176 Come on, yall! I'm gonna get you all! 421 00:27:03,259 --> 00:27:06,260 Don't let Uncle Ray catch you! 422 00:27:29,436 --> 00:27:33,729 Who did this? Huh? Where are you? 423 00:27:33,854 --> 00:27:36,104 This isn't funny, all right? 424 00:27:36,188 --> 00:27:39,231 A small dicks like a disability, man! 425 00:27:39,314 --> 00:27:43,564 Would you make fun of a guy in a wheelchair? Huh? Would you? 426 00:27:43,690 --> 00:27:46,066 Come on out here, you sick fuck! 427 00:27:46,191 --> 00:27:50,150 I'll kick the shit out of you right now! All right? 428 00:27:50,235 --> 00:27:52,235 Its not the size of the hammer, 429 00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:54,236 its the nail you're throwing it at! 430 00:27:56,737 --> 00:27:59,279 It's a shame how she died. 431 00:27:59,404 --> 00:28:01,655 - She was such a nice girl. 432 00:28:01,656 --> 00:28:03,905 - Yeah, she used to baby-sit my brother Doofy. 433 00:28:03,989 --> 00:28:07,656 - He had the biggest crush on her. - Ray, you're a dead man. 434 00:28:07,781 --> 00:28:10,200 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 435 00:28:10,283 --> 00:28:12,283 You wanna get butt-naked and wrestle? 436 00:28:12,408 --> 00:28:15,660 - Bring it on, Ray! - Hold my earrings. Where's my Vaseline? 437 00:28:15,784 --> 00:28:18,702 - Take it easy. What's the problem? - I'll show you the problem. 438 00:28:18,786 --> 00:28:21,620 Oh-- That's you? 439 00:28:21,704 --> 00:28:25,330 They-- They turned the hot water off in the showers, all right? 440 00:28:30,207 --> 00:28:32,790 Laugh it up, you guys. Big laugh. 441 00:28:34,416 --> 00:28:36,917 You know what? You can all go to hell! 442 00:28:37,001 --> 00:28:40,293 Greg, you're not the only one who got one. 443 00:28:40,419 --> 00:28:43,753 Oh, you mean Bobby’s got a baby dick too? 444 00:28:46,338 --> 00:28:48,963 No. I was talking about the note. 445 00:28:49,046 --> 00:28:51,339 I got one too. 446 00:28:51,423 --> 00:28:54,215 - Somebody knows. - That's bullshit, Cindy. 447 00:28:54,340 --> 00:28:56,341 Someone just trying to fuck with us. 448 00:28:56,466 --> 00:28:59,092 We have to call the police, Greg. 449 00:28:59,217 --> 00:29:01,885 You call the police, and I'll kill you myself. 450 00:29:09,178 --> 00:29:11,554 - You're hurting her, man. - And you know what? 451 00:29:11,639 --> 00:29:13,554 That goes for all of you guys. 452 00:29:13,639 --> 00:29:16,266 That psycho wants a piece of me, bring it on. 453 00:29:16,348 --> 00:29:19,474 But I'm not going to jail. You got that? 454 00:29:27,060 --> 00:29:28,977 What's everybody talking about? 455 00:29:29,060 --> 00:29:32,103 Just forget it, Shorty. You already know too much. 456 00:29:34,937 --> 00:29:37,772 -- Aren't they beautiful? 457 00:29:39,231 --> 00:29:42,232 - Buffy! - Contestant number one! 458 00:29:45,316 --> 00:29:48,817 Very good. And contestant number two. 459 00:29:52,736 --> 00:29:55,611 Very good. And contestant number three. 460 00:29:55,736 --> 00:29:59,280 Buffy! That's my girl! 461 00:29:59,405 --> 00:30:02,656 - That's my girlfriend! - Yeah, that's my girlfriend too! 462 00:30:02,740 --> 00:30:06,032 - Hey, kiss my ass! - Yeah, I'm hitting that too! 463 00:30:06,115 --> 00:30:09,117 - All right, Buffy! - Hey, shut the hell up, man! 464 00:30:09,242 --> 00:30:13,118 - The best pussy I ever had! - What, you want a piece of me? 465 00:30:13,201 --> 00:30:14,868 Now the talent portion of the competition. 466 00:30:14,994 --> 00:30:17,224 Oh, you guys, I'm gonna go downstairs for 467 00:30:17,225 --> 00:30:19,453 a closer seat. See you after the show. 468 00:30:19,579 --> 00:30:22,497 Number three, Buffy Gilmore. 469 00:30:22,622 --> 00:30:23,935 Hey, you know what? I'm gonna go hit the head. 470 00:30:23,936 --> 00:30:25,247 You want me to bring you back anything? 471 00:30:25,372 --> 00:30:27,832 No, no, no. I'm good, man. But hurry back. She's gonna perform. 472 00:30:27,957 --> 00:30:30,541 - Don't worry. I'll be back. - Good evening, Buffy. 473 00:30:30,666 --> 00:30:32,793 And what will be your talent for this evening? 474 00:30:32,918 --> 00:30:36,709 Acting. I'll be doing a dramatic reading. 475 00:30:36,793 --> 00:30:39,045 Yeah, yeah! 476 00:30:39,127 --> 00:30:41,170 Buffy Gilmore doing a dramatic reading. 477 00:30:43,004 --> 00:30:46,547 Hey, do that thing from Baywatch! She's running down the beach! 478 00:30:53,466 --> 00:30:55,508 Look out, Greg! Look behind you! 479 00:30:57,091 --> 00:30:59,843 - Its him! It's the killer! - Huh? 480 00:30:59,967 --> 00:31:02,886 Oh, my God! Somebody do something! 481 00:31:03,011 --> 00:31:06,511 Somebody do something! 482 00:31:06,595 --> 00:31:08,721 He's killing him! 483 00:31:08,846 --> 00:31:11,681 - He's killing him! - Must be an original piece. 484 00:31:11,763 --> 00:31:13,682 He's killing him! 485 00:31:13,765 --> 00:31:17,391 She's good. She's good. 486 00:31:17,473 --> 00:31:20,350 - What's wrong with you people? - That's fantastic. 487 00:31:20,474 --> 00:31:23,768 You fucking bastards! Why won't anyone help? 488 00:31:23,851 --> 00:31:27,311 - Amazing. - She's the next Pamela Lee. 489 00:31:27,394 --> 00:31:29,813 Oh, God! Oh, God! Don't! 490 00:31:29,895 --> 00:31:33,439 Greg, hold on! 491 00:31:35,023 --> 00:31:37,440 Give it up for Buffy Gilmore! Beautiful. 492 00:31:37,565 --> 00:31:39,649 Absolutely fantastic. 493 00:31:42,857 --> 00:31:46,901 I think we have a winner, ladies and gentlemen. Miss Buffy Gilmore! 494 00:31:46,984 --> 00:31:49,570 Buffy, wait. You have to go back onstage. 495 00:31:49,695 --> 00:31:51,986 - No. I have to get to Greg. - But you won! 496 00:31:52,111 --> 00:31:55,238 - They're calling your name. - There's a killer-- 497 00:31:55,321 --> 00:31:57,655 - I won? - They're calling your name. Go. 498 00:31:57,737 --> 00:32:00,615 - Buffy, what happened? What about Greg? - Oh, fuck Greg. I won. 499 00:32:00,698 --> 00:32:03,449 - Congratulations! - Oh, out of my way, loser! 500 00:32:03,531 --> 00:32:06,366 - Miss Buffy Gilmore! 501 00:32:06,491 --> 00:32:08,491 Here she comes 502 00:32:08,576 --> 00:32:11,577 Miss Teen She's So Fine 503 00:32:11,702 --> 00:32:13,953 - Such lovely tits - Give me my crown, bitch. 504 00:32:14,079 --> 00:32:17,203 And a great behind 505 00:32:17,287 --> 00:32:22,288 There she is Doggy style anytime 506 00:32:22,413 --> 00:32:26,623 And I'll do her behind behind and behind 507 00:32:26,748 --> 00:32:29,667 Oh, there she is 508 00:32:29,749 --> 00:32:32,292 She loves 69 509 00:32:32,375 --> 00:32:34,627 There's no sign of him anywhere. 510 00:32:34,710 --> 00:32:38,502 - He could've taken the body. - That's impossible, Cindy. 511 00:32:38,586 --> 00:32:39,879 - There's no blood. There's nothing. Look around. 512 00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:41,171 - I'll bet it's just Greg playing... 513 00:32:41,253 --> 00:32:43,171 another one of his dumb jokes. 514 00:32:43,296 --> 00:32:44,797 He's gonna turn up. I'm sure of it. He's 515 00:32:44,798 --> 00:32:46,298 - probably at my house waiting for us right now, 516 00:32:46,423 --> 00:32:48,965 -you guys. - All right, fine. 517 00:32:49,090 --> 00:32:51,674 But you know what? I'm gonna look around some more, so-- 518 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:53,967 - You mind catching a ride home with Buffy? - Yeah, no problem. 519 00:32:54,092 --> 00:32:56,509 - All right, fine. - Call me later. 520 00:33:18,058 --> 00:33:20,517 - Hello. - Hello, Cindy. 521 00:33:20,602 --> 00:33:23,893 - Who is this? - Its me, Bobby. 522 00:33:23,978 --> 00:33:26,478 You know, your boyfriend. 523 00:33:26,562 --> 00:33:30,606 Yeah, I'm sorry. I guess I'm a little jumpy lately. 524 00:33:30,688 --> 00:33:33,439 - Hey, any sign of Greg? - No. 525 00:33:33,564 --> 00:33:36,982 - Do you want me to come by? - No. 526 00:33:37,107 --> 00:33:40,859 I'm just gonna take a bath, and then I'm gonna go to bed. 527 00:33:40,984 --> 00:33:44,734 Okay. I’d really like to see you, but-- I love you. 528 00:33:44,818 --> 00:33:48,237 Aw. I love you too, baby. 529 00:34:10,744 --> 00:34:12,620 Bobby, I told you-- 530 00:34:12,745 --> 00:34:14,995 I still know what you did last Halloween. 531 00:34:15,078 --> 00:34:16,787 Who is this? 532 00:34:29,791 --> 00:34:33,502 - Ow! Ow! 533 00:34:36,419 --> 00:34:39,004 - Hello. - I'm gonna kill you. 534 00:34:39,130 --> 00:34:41,587 - I'm gonna slice you up. - Who is this? 535 00:34:41,671 --> 00:34:43,964 - I'm gonna chop you like liver. - What do you want? 536 00:34:44,089 --> 00:34:46,506 I'm in the house. 537 00:34:46,590 --> 00:34:51,466 Do you know where I am? 538 00:34:51,591 --> 00:34:55,343 I could be anywhere. I'm like the wind, baby. 539 00:34:55,468 --> 00:34:58,844 Yeah. Where am I? 540 00:35:01,178 --> 00:35:03,929 Um, you're-you're behind the couch. 541 00:35:04,013 --> 00:35:07,640 What? How do you know that? 542 00:35:07,765 --> 00:35:09,681 I can, um, see your feet. 543 00:35:11,556 --> 00:35:15,017 Ah! Okay, turn around. 544 00:35:15,100 --> 00:35:17,350 Close your eyes. No peeking. 545 00:35:21,685 --> 00:35:26,021 Yeah. No. No. No. 546 00:35:26,104 --> 00:35:29,022 Hey, no peeking. No peeking. Turn around. 547 00:35:29,147 --> 00:35:30,773 Good. 548 00:35:30,855 --> 00:35:32,939 Okay, now you look. 549 00:35:33,024 --> 00:35:35,857 Now do you know where I am? You don't. 550 00:35:35,983 --> 00:35:40,026 No, Mr. Killer. I don't know where you are. 551 00:35:40,150 --> 00:35:43,735 I'll give you a big clue. 552 00:35:46,028 --> 00:35:48,320 Oh! I gotta stop drinking. 553 00:35:54,698 --> 00:35:56,657 - Grandma! - Ow, baby! 554 00:35:56,782 --> 00:35:58,658 Oh, my hip! 555 00:36:30,210 --> 00:36:32,627 White woman in trouble off the 744-- 556 00:36:39,213 --> 00:36:42,631 Are you okay? I heard screaming. What's going on? 557 00:36:42,713 --> 00:36:45,049 - Bobby, he was here. - Shh. 558 00:36:45,174 --> 00:36:48,591 - The killer was here, Bobby. - Its okay. 559 00:36:55,553 --> 00:36:59,345 - I can explain that. - Oh, my God. 560 00:36:59,469 --> 00:37:02,304 A friend gave 'em to me. Cindy. Cindy. 561 00:37:02,430 --> 00:37:04,681 Cindy. Cindy! 562 00:37:04,806 --> 00:37:07,765 Cindy! Cindy! Cindy! 563 00:37:12,641 --> 00:37:14,642 Its me, Cindy. 564 00:37:14,767 --> 00:37:17,393 Cindy, you know me. Cindy. 565 00:37:24,063 --> 00:37:26,439 I know you've had a rough night, Cindy, so I won't keep you. 566 00:37:26,563 --> 00:37:29,355 I just want you to look at some photos. Tell me what you think. 567 00:37:35,568 --> 00:37:37,483 Mm-mmm. 568 00:37:39,567 --> 00:37:42,527 - No? - No. 569 00:37:42,652 --> 00:37:46,654 - I'm sorry, Sheriff. - You sure? 570 00:37:46,778 --> 00:37:49,696 Okay, you're free to go. Do you have somebody picking you up? 571 00:37:49,822 --> 00:37:52,738 - Yeah. - Oh. Just-- 572 00:37:52,823 --> 00:37:55,448 Just check that one out again. 573 00:37:56,991 --> 00:38:01,910 - Mm, no. - No? No? Well, worth a shot. All right, thanks. 574 00:38:01,992 --> 00:38:03,305 - Guess what I just did with those hookers we busted. 575 00:38:03,306 --> 00:38:04,618 - No way. 576 00:38:04,701 --> 00:38:07,786 All the way, man! Yes, yes. Watch this. Doofy! 577 00:38:07,912 --> 00:38:10,162 - Yeah? - Come on. Come on. 578 00:38:10,287 --> 00:38:11,788 Okay. 579 00:38:11,871 --> 00:38:14,789 Special Officer Doofy reporting. 580 00:38:14,871 --> 00:38:17,373 Hey, Doofy, smell my fingers. 581 00:38:17,456 --> 00:38:22,208 - What's that? - That's when you know you've become a man, Doofy! 582 00:38:22,292 --> 00:38:25,250 Hey, Terry, smell my finger. 583 00:38:25,375 --> 00:38:28,043 - What the hell is that? - My ass. 584 00:38:28,127 --> 00:38:30,211 - Get the hell out of here, Doofy. - Doofy. 585 00:38:30,293 --> 00:38:35,129 - Mom said get home now. - Tell Mom I'm on official police business. 586 00:38:35,253 --> 00:38:38,964 - Cindy, are you okay? - Hey, hey, hey. No talking to the witness. 587 00:38:39,089 --> 00:38:41,882 - Go get in the car, Doofy. She's coming with us. - Does Mom know? 588 00:38:42,007 --> 00:38:44,966 - Yeah, Doofus. - Mom says when I wear this badge, 589 00:38:45,091 --> 00:38:47,467 you're supposed to treat me like a man of the law. 590 00:38:47,551 --> 00:38:50,551 Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner. 591 00:38:50,675 --> 00:38:53,386 Oh! Oh! 592 00:38:53,510 --> 00:38:56,052 Okay, three, two-- 593 00:38:56,178 --> 00:38:58,429 - Oh, no. Gosh darn. - What now? 594 00:38:58,512 --> 00:38:59,617 - It's just that there's all these numbers with deci-- 595 00:38:59,618 --> 00:39:00,722 - What, can't you count? 596 00:39:00,804 --> 00:39:04,139 - No, I can count, but there's really-- - Let me make it easy for you. 597 00:39:04,264 --> 00:39:07,766 This little piggy went to the market. This little piggy stayed home. 598 00:39:07,850 --> 00:39:09,558 Now, if this little piggy doesn't roll the goddamn camera-- 599 00:39:09,682 --> 00:39:12,351 - I'm gonna put my foot up his fuckin' ass-- - We're live, Gail. 600 00:39:12,476 --> 00:39:14,767 Gail Hailstorm standing out front of the police station... 601 00:39:14,852 --> 00:39:17,143 where I'm going to try and get a glimpse of Cindy Campbell, 602 00:39:17,228 --> 00:39:19,729 the young girl who was attacked earlier this evening. 603 00:39:19,853 --> 00:39:22,187 - You're on my foot, fat shit! - Sorry, G-- 604 00:39:22,270 --> 00:39:24,231 - What did I say? - Don't ever step on Gail's shoes. 605 00:39:24,355 --> 00:39:26,231 - Why not? - Because Gail wears Prada shoes. 606 00:39:26,356 --> 00:39:28,357 - You idiot. - I'm a bad man. 607 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,524 Cindy! Cindy! 608 00:39:30,607 --> 00:39:32,858 - Cindy, can we get a statement? - Buffy Gilmore, Miss Teen. 609 00:39:32,942 --> 00:39:35,859 - She's not talking. - Is it true the police have someone in custody? 610 00:39:35,942 --> 00:39:39,151 - Come on, Cindy. - Cindy, your ass looks fat! 611 00:39:40,277 --> 00:39:42,069 Bitch! 612 00:39:43,487 --> 00:39:46,320 - Good shot. - Come on. 613 00:39:46,404 --> 00:39:48,780 - All right, who copped a feel? - Gail, it was me. 614 00:39:48,864 --> 00:39:51,530 - Oh, my God. - It was an accident, Gail. 615 00:39:51,656 --> 00:39:54,991 I only touched it, the top of the breast. 616 00:39:55,074 --> 00:39:56,992 - It was so tender and juicy. - Shut up! 617 00:40:05,952 --> 00:40:09,622 - Yo. - Hello, Shorty. What are you doing? 618 00:40:09,704 --> 00:40:14,957 Nothin'. Sittin' here watchin' the game. Smokin' some bud. 619 00:40:16,457 --> 00:40:18,458 Are you all alone? 620 00:40:18,540 --> 00:40:21,834 - Was sup? - Was sup? 621 00:40:21,916 --> 00:40:24,752 What the-- Who's that? 622 00:40:24,877 --> 00:40:27,711 Yo, pick up the phone. 623 00:40:27,793 --> 00:40:30,837 - Was sup? - Was sup? 624 00:40:33,129 --> 00:40:35,506 Yo, Dookie, pick up the phone! 625 00:40:36,630 --> 00:40:38,965 - Yo. - Was sup? 626 00:40:48,051 --> 00:40:53,469 - What you doin', son? - Nothin'... Just chillin'... killin'... 627 00:40:53,552 --> 00:40:56,179 True. True. 628 00:40:56,513 --> 00:40:58,388 So you think Bobby did it? 629 00:41:01,848 --> 00:41:04,891 I don't know. But he was there, Buffy. 630 00:41:05,016 --> 00:41:09,058 I knew there had to be something. He just too perfect. 631 00:41:09,142 --> 00:41:12,476 Handsome, smart, good in bed. 632 00:41:12,602 --> 00:41:16,603 - What did you say? - Uh-- 633 00:41:16,728 --> 00:41:20,063 Hey, Cindy. Got your ice pack for your hand. 634 00:41:20,187 --> 00:41:22,896 - Ow! - Sorry. 635 00:41:23,022 --> 00:41:25,564 I'll get you one for your head. 636 00:41:25,689 --> 00:41:28,024 No, no, that's okay, Doofy. 637 00:41:28,149 --> 00:41:32,608 Hey, we are gonna get that guy you dumped in the water. Yeah. 638 00:41:32,733 --> 00:41:34,734 I'll be next door if you need me. 639 00:41:34,858 --> 00:41:38,235 Night, Cindy. 640 00:41:38,319 --> 00:41:39,777 Buffy, you told him? 641 00:41:39,861 --> 00:41:42,945 The moron overheard a conversation Greg and I were having. 642 00:41:43,029 --> 00:41:45,446 - Yeah, but what if he says something? - Who's gonna believe... 643 00:41:45,531 --> 00:41:48,239 a retarded retard like him anyway? 644 00:41:48,322 --> 00:41:50,783 Cindy, telephone. 645 00:41:52,991 --> 00:41:54,866 Thank you. 646 00:41:54,991 --> 00:41:58,325 - Hello. - Hello, Cindy. 647 00:41:58,410 --> 00:42:00,786 - Guess what. - No! 648 00:42:00,911 --> 00:42:02,952 - You got the wrong guy. - No! 649 00:42:03,077 --> 00:42:04,953 - Doofy! - Its not Bobby. 650 00:42:05,077 --> 00:42:06,954 Who is this? 651 00:42:07,079 --> 00:42:09,747 - Doofy! Doofy! - Oh, my God. 652 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:21,418 Hello? 653 00:42:21,501 --> 00:42:26,170 I said don't disturb me while I'm cleaning my room! 654 00:42:32,046 --> 00:42:34,547 I heard Bobby got out this morning. 655 00:42:34,672 --> 00:42:37,924 I haven't seen him around. Is he pissed? 656 00:42:38,049 --> 00:42:42,092 You mean since you branded him the Candy man? No. His heart is broken. 657 00:42:42,216 --> 00:42:45,259 Yo, son. Its like I seen this all before. 658 00:42:45,342 --> 00:42:47,344 They had a killer at your old high school, Shorty? 659 00:42:47,469 --> 00:42:49,344 No, it was in this movie Scream. 660 00:42:49,469 --> 00:42:51,887 Same dialogue and everything. This is ill. 661 00:42:52,012 --> 00:42:53,887 - How did it end? - I don't know. 662 00:42:54,012 --> 00:42:55,576 Some niggas started shooting up in the 663 00:42:55,577 --> 00:42:57,139 movie theater, so we just broke out. 664 00:42:57,222 --> 00:43:00,932 - No doubt. - Okay, I say we all just stick together. 665 00:43:01,056 --> 00:43:03,058 Tonight everyone meet at my house. 666 00:43:03,183 --> 00:43:04,975 And bring some friends. But don't tell everyone. 667 00:43:04,976 --> 00:43:06,767 Try to keep it quiet. 668 00:43:06,892 --> 00:43:08,268 Okay. 669 00:43:08,392 --> 00:43:13,395 Yo! Party at Cindy's house! Drunk white women for everybody! 670 00:43:14,977 --> 00:43:19,771 Ray, if you see Bobby, tell him I love him. 671 00:43:19,855 --> 00:43:24,065 Okay. If I see Bobby, I'll tell him I love him. 672 00:43:31,067 --> 00:43:33,610 -Jesus! - Its okay. It's all right. It's just me, baby. 673 00:43:33,735 --> 00:43:36,735 - What, you don't still think It's me, do you? - No. 674 00:43:36,861 --> 00:43:38,945 It's just that somebody did try to kill me. 675 00:43:39,070 --> 00:43:41,238 - And the police said I scared him away. 676 00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:43,405 - I know. He called me last night. 677 00:43:43,488 --> 00:43:46,906 You see, it couldn't have been me. I was in jail last night. Remember? 678 00:43:49,157 --> 00:43:51,116 You're the best. 679 00:43:51,199 --> 00:43:53,659 I'm sorry. Please understand. 680 00:43:53,741 --> 00:43:55,159 Understand what? That my girlfriend would 681 00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:56,576 rather call me a killer than touch me? 682 00:43:56,701 --> 00:43:58,578 - That's not true, Bobby. - Then what is it? 683 00:43:58,702 --> 00:44:01,119 What is it? She's gone and she's not coming back. 684 00:44:01,245 --> 00:44:03,433 - Its been over a year, Cindy. 685 00:44:03,434 --> 00:44:05,621 - But Ginger was such an important part of the Spice Girls. 686 00:44:05,746 --> 00:44:08,956 - Oh, you gotta move on, baby. - Oh! 687 00:44:09,081 --> 00:44:11,790 I'm sorry if my complicated life... 688 00:44:11,915 --> 00:44:15,959 is an inconvenience to your perfect existence. 689 00:44:16,084 --> 00:44:18,918 Cindy. Cindy. 690 00:44:19,001 --> 00:44:21,085 Okay, everybody, listen up. 691 00:44:21,169 --> 00:44:23,502 Let me just say, uh, 692 00:44:23,587 --> 00:44:27,795 the killing of these teenagers has been tragic, but, uh-- 693 00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:29,839 Hey, you know, shit happens. 694 00:44:29,921 --> 00:44:33,465 Sheriff!. Sheriff!. 695 00:44:33,548 --> 00:44:36,757 - Yes, Miss Thunderstorm. - Have they found Cindy Campbell's father? 696 00:44:36,882 --> 00:44:38,925 - No. - Isn't he a suspect? 697 00:44:39,050 --> 00:44:41,175 That is classified information. Where are you getting that? 698 00:44:41,300 --> 00:44:45,010 I'm sorry, but my sources are strictly confidential, Sheriff. 699 00:44:45,093 --> 00:44:47,594 Hey, Gail. 700 00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:51,012 Gail swallows. 701 00:44:56,514 --> 00:44:58,389 Watch this. 702 00:44:59,765 --> 00:45:02,683 Hello. Who is this? 703 00:45:02,766 --> 00:45:04,892 What? 704 00:45:05,018 --> 00:45:07,560 You wanna kill me? 705 00:45:07,684 --> 00:45:09,853 Oh, God. Hold on. 706 00:45:09,935 --> 00:45:13,978 Cindy, its for you. 707 00:45:15,938 --> 00:45:17,896 All right, knock it off, Buffy. 708 00:45:17,980 --> 00:45:21,439 Now, as you all have heard, there is a killer in town... 709 00:45:21,523 --> 00:45:24,858 and the police have asked us to give you the following safety tips. 710 00:45:24,983 --> 00:45:27,149 Stay in well-lit areas. 711 00:45:27,274 --> 00:45:29,651 Do not travel alone whenever possible. 712 00:45:29,776 --> 00:45:31,693 Always wipe front to back. 713 00:45:31,776 --> 00:45:34,318 And remember, never, ever believe someone... 714 00:45:34,443 --> 00:45:37,695 when they tell you that shaving your pubic hair... 715 00:45:37,778 --> 00:45:40,738 will rid you of crab infestation. 716 00:45:40,822 --> 00:45:44,781 Now, I understand this is a difficult time for you young ladies. 717 00:45:44,866 --> 00:45:47,866 So if anyone needs to come to my office to talk, 718 00:45:47,991 --> 00:45:49,992 I am here for you. 719 00:45:54,118 --> 00:45:57,411 - What a crock of shit. - It's not, Buffy! 720 00:45:57,494 --> 00:46:00,412 He's real! 721 00:46:09,498 --> 00:46:11,375 Miss Mann? 722 00:46:13,458 --> 00:46:16,752 Come in, dear. Have a seat. Take off your bra if you'd like. 723 00:46:18,334 --> 00:46:21,253 No, thanks. 724 00:46:21,336 --> 00:46:23,462 What can I do for you, Cindy? 725 00:46:23,587 --> 00:46:27,755 I need to talk. See, I have this problem... 726 00:46:27,838 --> 00:46:30,130 and I don't know who to tell. 727 00:46:30,255 --> 00:46:34,257 - Not feeling so fresh? - Huh? 728 00:46:34,340 --> 00:46:36,759 Feminine odor and itching got you down? 729 00:46:36,841 --> 00:46:39,967 Uh, no. No, not that. 730 00:46:40,092 --> 00:46:43,386 Then what is it? 731 00:46:43,468 --> 00:46:46,638 I have a terrible secret. 732 00:46:46,762 --> 00:46:49,679 Well, Cindy, we all have our little secrets. 733 00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:55,097 Sometimes we do things we're not so proud of. 734 00:46:55,223 --> 00:46:57,848 Some for money, 735 00:46:57,974 --> 00:47:01,433 others to gain the athletic edge on the competition. 736 00:47:01,518 --> 00:47:04,101 Sometimes those secrets come back to haunt us. 737 00:47:04,184 --> 00:47:06,226 - Aah! - Do you know what I mean? 738 00:47:06,352 --> 00:47:11,019 Yes, I do, um, Miss Mann. Thanks for ball-- 739 00:47:11,103 --> 00:47:15,021 I mean, all your help. I have to go to class. 740 00:47:15,105 --> 00:47:17,023 Anytime, dear. 741 00:47:19,857 --> 00:47:23,608 - Buffy, are you coming? - I'll catch up with you guys in a sec. 742 00:47:29,735 --> 00:47:32,653 Redrum. 743 00:47:32,737 --> 00:47:34,653 Hello? 744 00:47:41,822 --> 00:47:44,907 Somebody there? 745 00:47:45,033 --> 00:47:46,907 Hello! 746 00:47:49,951 --> 00:47:54,118 Very funny. 747 00:47:54,244 --> 00:47:56,244 Who put you up to this, Cindy? 748 00:47:56,369 --> 00:47:58,954 Lose the cape. Its way too '90s horror. 749 00:48:01,329 --> 00:48:05,455 Oh, so what movie is this from, Die, Cheerleader, Die? 750 00:48:07,666 --> 00:48:12,499 Wanna play psycho killer? Can I be the helpless cheerleader? 751 00:48:14,251 --> 00:48:16,876 Oh, so this is where I'm supposed to beg for my life? 752 00:48:18,044 --> 00:48:21,003 Please, Mr. Killer, don't kill me. 753 00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:27,755 So is this where I'm supposed to bleed? 754 00:48:27,839 --> 00:48:31,632 Oh, look, I'm bleeding! 755 00:48:33,258 --> 00:48:35,176 Oh, yeah, I'm supposed to run, right? 756 00:48:35,301 --> 00:48:40,927 Okay. I'm running! I'm running! Help! 757 00:48:41,052 --> 00:48:46,012 Help! Now I'm gonna fall and break my leg, leaving me helpless. 758 00:48:46,095 --> 00:48:49,514 Aah! 759 00:48:49,596 --> 00:48:53,390 There you go, Mr. Scary Killer. I'm panicking now. 760 00:48:53,473 --> 00:48:57,723 Oh, God! Somebody please help me! 761 00:48:57,808 --> 00:49:00,017 Oh, God, no! 762 00:49:00,143 --> 00:49:02,435 No! 763 00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:05,019 Oh, now what? 764 00:49:05,144 --> 00:49:10,729 I guess this is the big climax. Hope you don't mind if I fake it. Aah! 765 00:49:13,146 --> 00:49:16,398 Oh, look at me. I'm all dead. 766 00:49:16,481 --> 00:49:19,732 I'm a gross, scary severed head. Come on. Please. 767 00:49:19,857 --> 00:49:23,858 Do you know who I am? I'm Miss Teen. You're really giving me a headache. 768 00:49:23,943 --> 00:49:25,881 And you got blood all over my Gucci sweater. 769 00:49:25,882 --> 00:49:27,818 I hope you're gonna pay for that. 770 00:49:27,943 --> 00:49:30,403 Ah! I will not be ignored by the likes-- 771 00:49:32,029 --> 00:49:35,613 - I'm gonna jump! - Phil, get back in there. 772 00:49:35,697 --> 00:49:37,655 - No! - What are you doing up there? 773 00:49:37,738 --> 00:49:41,573 - Be reasonable. - I cant take this fucking job... 774 00:49:41,657 --> 00:49:44,658 or those greasy shit head teenagers anymore! 775 00:49:44,783 --> 00:49:50,077 - I'm going to end it all! - Wait! Hold on! We're getting help for you! 776 00:49:50,202 --> 00:49:52,578 Now we know Bobby’s not the killer. So who is? 777 00:49:52,660 --> 00:49:54,579 I don't know. 778 00:49:54,662 --> 00:49:55,891 Well if the killer was in your house last 779 00:49:55,892 --> 00:49:57,120 night, why didn't he just kill you then? 780 00:49:57,204 --> 00:49:59,163 Because he's just messing with us. 781 00:49:59,288 --> 00:50:01,622 don't you see? He's got us right where he wants us. 782 00:50:01,706 --> 00:50:04,332 We cant go to the police. He's just out 783 00:50:04,333 --> 00:50:06,958 there watching us and waiting for us. 784 00:50:07,041 --> 00:50:10,417 What are you waiting for, huh? 785 00:50:10,501 --> 00:50:13,167 What are you waiting for? 786 00:50:13,292 --> 00:50:15,169 What are you waiting for? 787 00:50:15,294 --> 00:50:17,878 What am I waiting for? 788 00:50:18,003 --> 00:50:21,421 What am I waiting for? What are you waiting for? 789 00:50:21,504 --> 00:50:24,338 Fuck you! 790 00:50:25,340 --> 00:50:27,423 Oh, my God. 791 00:50:27,548 --> 00:50:30,425 Ray, I still don't think this party is a good idea. 792 00:50:30,550 --> 00:50:32,404 - You know I'm not gonna let nothin' happen to you. 793 00:50:32,405 --> 00:50:34,258 - I just don't feel right. 794 00:50:34,383 --> 00:50:37,843 - Why cant we just do something else? - How about we go to the movies? 795 00:50:37,968 --> 00:50:41,678 Huh? You like that? See a little movie, huh? 796 00:50:44,679 --> 00:50:48,514 - Hey! This is my song! - Hey! 797 00:50:48,638 --> 00:50:51,682 - You know they gave me a shout-out on the album, right? - What? 798 00:50:51,764 --> 00:50:56,058 Everywhere I go I see the same hos 799 00:50:56,142 --> 00:50:58,058 Ooh, Brenda. 800 00:50:58,142 --> 00:51:00,893 Did I tell you how sexy you look in my jersey? 801 00:51:00,977 --> 00:51:03,561 - I do, Ray? - Yes. 802 00:51:03,644 --> 00:51:06,771 I like it. Hey, get up. Go over there. Let me see it. 803 00:51:11,647 --> 00:51:15,064 Ooh! Yes, I like that. 804 00:51:15,190 --> 00:51:17,816 - You like that? You like that? - Yeah. Hey! 805 00:51:17,899 --> 00:51:21,859 Hey, put this on with it. 806 00:51:21,943 --> 00:51:25,235 - Ray, you are so freaky. - That's right. You know I'm freaky, girl. 807 00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:27,570 Go on. Pull it. Pull it up. 808 00:51:27,652 --> 00:51:30,362 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ah, ahh! 809 00:51:30,445 --> 00:51:33,988 Yeah. Here. Put this on with it. 810 00:51:34,113 --> 00:51:35,989 Go on. 811 00:51:37,448 --> 00:51:41,700 - Are you sure? - Go on, girl. Go on. Pull it on. 812 00:51:41,825 --> 00:51:45,117 - Okay. - Go on. 813 00:51:46,951 --> 00:51:50,994 - I like that look. - Ooh! I'm bad. 814 00:51:51,119 --> 00:51:54,246 Here. Put this on with it. 815 00:51:54,371 --> 00:51:56,704 Go on, girl. Put it on. 816 00:51:56,787 --> 00:51:59,748 Yeah. Put that shit on there. Come on. Just shove it on. 817 00:51:59,872 --> 00:52:03,749 Do it. Yeah. Ooh, so fucking sexy. 818 00:52:03,874 --> 00:52:06,457 Come here, girl. Bring your little sexy ass over here. Come on! 819 00:52:06,541 --> 00:52:10,792 Full speed. Charge! 820 00:52:11,918 --> 00:52:14,378 Yes! Yes! Come on! Turn around! 821 00:52:14,503 --> 00:52:16,379 Turn around! Come on! 822 00:52:16,504 --> 00:52:18,837 Yes, Brendan! Take it, Brendan! Take it, Brendan! 823 00:52:18,921 --> 00:52:20,963 - Who? - Uh-- Uh, Brenda. 824 00:52:21,046 --> 00:52:24,465 Put the helmet on. No, lets role-play. Come on. You get me. 825 00:52:24,547 --> 00:52:26,840 - Come on! Come on! - Huh? 826 00:52:26,923 --> 00:52:28,925 I'm here at Lovers Lookout. 827 00:52:29,008 --> 00:52:31,384 Its dark, It's in the middle of nowhere, 828 00:52:31,467 --> 00:52:34,551 and its where hormone-driven teens love to come and fool around. 829 00:52:34,635 --> 00:52:37,928 So very likely we're about to see someone get killed. 830 00:52:38,011 --> 00:52:39,991 Okay, sure enough, there's a girl in 831 00:52:39,992 --> 00:52:41,971 that car, blouse unbuttoned, all alone. 832 00:52:42,096 --> 00:52:44,471 Lets see if she'll have a word with us. 833 00:52:44,596 --> 00:52:48,099 Hi. Gail Hailstorm, author of the new book You're Next. 834 00:52:48,223 --> 00:52:51,599 - Oh, yeah. - Can you tell us your name? 835 00:52:51,724 --> 00:52:53,600 - Well, my names Heather. 836 00:52:53,601 --> 00:52:55,475 - Can you tell us what you are doing out here all alone? 837 00:52:55,558 --> 00:52:59,935 Well, yeah, sure. My boyfriend and I were just, like, making out... 838 00:53:00,061 --> 00:53:02,435 and then we heard a noise out there, so he went to go check it, 839 00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:04,937 but-- well, that was, like, ten minutes ago. 840 00:53:05,062 --> 00:53:07,271 Yeah, yeah. Has it crossed your little mind 841 00:53:07,272 --> 00:53:09,480 that your boyfriend was probably murdered... 842 00:53:09,605 --> 00:53:12,731 and you're about to be slaughtered next? 843 00:53:12,814 --> 00:53:16,649 - Really? No way! - Way. 844 00:53:16,733 --> 00:53:19,109 - Heather, good luck. - Okay, thanks, Gail. You're the best. 845 00:53:19,192 --> 00:53:22,942 Just as I thought. The murder is happening as we speak. 846 00:53:23,027 --> 00:53:25,694 I'm going to try and break into the bloodshed. Are you getting this? 847 00:53:25,819 --> 00:53:29,654 Excuse me. Heather, can you tell us what you're feeling, honey? 848 00:53:29,738 --> 00:53:33,614 Lots of pain. Gail, please help me. Gail, please! 849 00:53:33,740 --> 00:53:35,344 I'd like to help you out, kid, but it sweeps. 850 00:53:35,345 --> 00:53:36,948 Sir, sir, can I get a word with you? 851 00:53:37,032 --> 00:53:40,408 You got a lot of nerve coming here. I'm just trying to do my job. 852 00:53:40,492 --> 00:53:41,930 - Get the camera off me now! You're dead, bitch! 853 00:53:41,931 --> 00:53:43,367 - No, Kenny, keep rolling! 854 00:53:43,492 --> 00:53:45,222 I'm gonna slice your head off and shove it up his ass. 855 00:53:45,223 --> 00:53:46,952 Get that camera off me! 856 00:53:47,035 --> 00:53:52,163 Oh, my God, Kenny! Kenny, move your fat ass! 857 00:53:52,287 --> 00:53:55,039 Kenny! Oh, my God, he's right behind you! 858 00:53:55,164 --> 00:53:57,705 This man is chasin' Miss Gail. 859 00:54:04,166 --> 00:54:06,126 I'm so scared right now. 860 00:54:07,918 --> 00:54:10,585 I just want to say... 861 00:54:10,711 --> 00:54:13,878 to the family of my cameraman, Kenny, 862 00:54:14,003 --> 00:54:16,337 I am so sorry. 863 00:54:16,462 --> 00:54:19,422 This was my interview, 864 00:54:19,504 --> 00:54:22,506 my story. 865 00:54:22,631 --> 00:54:24,840 Its all my fault. 866 00:54:29,717 --> 00:54:34,677 - You want some popcorn? - Uh-uh. I brought me a little snack of my own. 867 00:54:37,512 --> 00:54:39,845 - You want some chicken? - Nah. 868 00:54:43,430 --> 00:54:45,952 Mm-hmm. For all yall talkers up in here, 869 00:54:45,953 --> 00:54:48,473 it's time to keep it down right now. 870 00:54:48,557 --> 00:54:50,308 Shh. 871 00:54:50,392 --> 00:54:52,725 Shh, back at you. Shh! 872 00:54:55,518 --> 00:54:58,602 Why they actin' already? It ain't nothin' but the previews. 873 00:55:02,270 --> 00:55:05,312 The largest ship the world had ever known. 874 00:55:05,438 --> 00:55:10,230 It's 400 passengers and crew on a maiden voyage to a brave new world. 875 00:55:10,315 --> 00:55:13,275 A journey that would change their lives forever. 876 00:55:13,399 --> 00:55:16,276 Whoo! 877 00:55:18,234 --> 00:55:22,320 I'm the king of the world! Whoo-hoo! 878 00:55:25,070 --> 00:55:29,071 Get your ass back down there, boy! 879 00:55:29,197 --> 00:55:32,406 - I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick. - The movie about to come on. 880 00:55:32,531 --> 00:55:34,906 I gotta go to the bathroom. Here. Take your hot sauce. 881 00:55:34,990 --> 00:55:38,033 Hurry up, man. Don't be long. 882 00:55:38,158 --> 00:55:40,575 Back up! Let him through! 883 00:55:41,951 --> 00:55:44,743 You can move back some. You don't own the theater. 884 00:55:51,037 --> 00:55:53,081 --And they're off!. 885 00:55:53,163 --> 00:55:55,539 It's number three in the lead. Number two close behind. 886 00:55:55,622 --> 00:55:59,790 And number three is the winner! 887 00:56:01,709 --> 00:56:05,085 Number two has placed, and number four to show. 888 00:56:05,210 --> 00:56:08,127 Next weeks Triple Crown starts at 2:30. 889 00:56:08,252 --> 00:56:10,669 -- Be here early. 890 00:56:36,553 --> 00:56:38,930 Hey, who was that? 891 00:56:39,055 --> 00:56:42,263 Go ahead. Do it again. Do it again. 892 00:56:54,268 --> 00:56:56,768 Anon. 893 00:56:58,769 --> 00:57:00,979 Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm. 894 00:57:01,062 --> 00:57:03,481 Mm-mmm! Don't go in there! 895 00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:12,274 Lord, I'm gonna have a heart attack! 896 00:57:12,358 --> 00:57:14,442 Man, this is some scary shit! 897 00:57:14,567 --> 00:57:17,442 Oh, I am scared! 898 00:57:17,568 --> 00:57:23,070 - Excuse me. - I think I paid my money like everybody else up in here. 899 00:57:23,153 --> 00:57:26,322 - ... out of her favor-- - That ain't no man. 900 00:57:26,404 --> 00:57:29,073 - You can see her real hair right there! - Do you mind? 901 00:57:29,198 --> 00:57:32,490 I know you better get outta my face! 902 00:57:32,573 --> 00:57:35,367 Outta my face! Outta my face! 903 00:57:35,492 --> 00:57:38,033 This is all me up in here. You handle that. 904 00:57:38,117 --> 00:57:40,577 - Will you shut the fuck up! - Yeah! 905 00:57:40,702 --> 00:57:43,911 Mmm, mmm. This movie is good. 906 00:57:43,995 --> 00:57:48,578 Hey, baby. You came back just in time. 907 00:57:48,663 --> 00:57:51,288 She's about to get it on with Shakespeare. 908 00:57:51,372 --> 00:57:54,081 -She dressing like a man-- - Shut up. 909 00:57:54,165 --> 00:57:57,957 Yeah, I got you. I got you on camera. 910 00:57:58,041 --> 00:58:00,875 You on Candid Camera now. 911 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,876 You ain't know that. 912 00:58:06,169 --> 00:58:09,920 Hello. Hey, girl. Uh-uh. I’m in the movie. 913 00:58:10,045 --> 00:58:14,964 Shakespeare In Love. Uh-uh. Ooh! You lying. 914 00:58:15,088 --> 00:58:17,965 For Christ’s sake, will you just shut your trap! 915 00:58:18,089 --> 00:58:20,424 - Shut up! - Hold on. 916 00:58:20,508 --> 00:58:23,466 I don't know why you all is actin' I like this. 917 00:58:23,549 --> 00:58:25,092 My girlfriend already seen the movie. She said 918 00:58:25,093 --> 00:58:26,635 they don't even stay together in the end. 919 00:58:26,759 --> 00:58:29,260 Give me that. 920 00:58:29,343 --> 00:58:31,303 Right on. 921 00:58:32,387 --> 00:58:34,303 Will you sit down. 922 00:58:34,387 --> 00:58:36,929 Shut up. 923 00:58:37,054 --> 00:58:40,015 Your ass is grass. 924 00:58:43,515 --> 00:58:46,057 - This is for Thelma! - And Louise! 925 00:58:46,142 --> 00:58:49,642 This is for talking through The Fugitive! 926 00:58:49,767 --> 00:58:52,518 - You ruined Schindlers List. -Jackie Chan movies. 927 00:58:52,602 --> 00:58:56,020 - Boogie Nights! - And Big Mommas House! 928 00:58:59,521 --> 00:59:03,105 Aaaaaahhhhh! 929 00:59:12,609 --> 00:59:15,903 And I can not marry the daughter of Sir Robert De Lesseps. 930 00:59:19,278 --> 00:59:23,154 Um, you guys, there's a few too many people. 931 00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:26,489 Oh, honey, please don't throw-- Hey, you guys, stop. 932 00:59:26,614 --> 00:59:28,822 Hey! Hey, please! That's my dad! 933 00:59:28,907 --> 00:59:31,366 - No, don't touch-- Ah, no! - Do you have more beer? 934 00:59:31,491 --> 00:59:34,617 - Do you have more beer? - Um, yeah. Uh, check in the garage. 935 00:59:34,699 --> 00:59:36,826 No, no, no, no! Don't! 936 00:59:58,583 --> 01:00:01,626 Kitty, you scared me. 937 01:00:05,835 --> 01:00:09,337 Horsey. Oh, you scared me too. 938 01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:16,882 Hello? Who's there? 939 01:00:19,715 --> 01:00:22,466 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Please, don't! 940 01:00:22,592 --> 01:00:25,218 Please! I'm just a day player! 941 01:00:40,223 --> 01:00:41,765 Oh, my God! 942 01:01:09,983 --> 01:01:13,069 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 943 01:01:13,194 --> 01:01:16,277 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 944 01:01:18,904 --> 01:01:21,447 Yeah! 945 01:01:22,780 --> 01:01:26,781 Oh, Bobby. Bobby. I was worried about you. 946 01:01:26,906 --> 01:01:29,866 I thought the killer got to you before I could. 947 01:01:29,949 --> 01:01:31,491 Could what? 948 01:01:31,616 --> 01:01:35,243 I wanna go upstairs. There's something I wanna show you. 949 01:01:36,743 --> 01:01:39,994 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. 950 01:01:40,078 --> 01:01:42,995 - Hey, party on! - Yeah! 951 01:01:48,497 --> 01:01:51,415 - So-- - So. 952 01:01:51,540 --> 01:01:54,208 Here we are... again. 953 01:01:54,333 --> 01:01:56,375 Yeah. 954 01:01:57,834 --> 01:02:00,293 And, you know, if you're not ready, 955 01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:04,670 I'll understand. 956 01:02:04,795 --> 01:02:06,337 Bobby. 957 01:02:06,462 --> 01:02:08,420 I am ready. 958 01:02:09,839 --> 01:02:11,756 - You are? - Yeah. 959 01:02:13,630 --> 01:02:17,257 I cant keep fighting these urges. 960 01:02:18,467 --> 01:02:21,300 I have to just give in to them... 961 01:02:21,425 --> 01:02:23,468 and let them flow. 962 01:02:23,593 --> 01:02:25,635 Right. 963 01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:27,636 - Bobby? - Huh? 964 01:02:27,761 --> 01:02:30,429 I have been so selfish. 965 01:02:32,762 --> 01:02:34,889 This is like a scene from a movie or something. 966 01:02:34,973 --> 01:02:37,598 Only it isn't a movie, Bobby. 967 01:02:37,681 --> 01:02:39,600 This is real life. 968 01:02:41,100 --> 01:02:43,225 Its all a movie, baby. 969 01:02:43,350 --> 01:02:45,414 There's the sound guy. There's the script supervisor. 970 01:02:45,415 --> 01:02:47,477 How you are doin'... baby? 971 01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:49,227 - Bobby? - What? 972 01:02:50,436 --> 01:02:55,230 What I mean is that in real life... 973 01:02:55,355 --> 01:02:57,771 you have to enjoy each moment. 974 01:03:21,530 --> 01:03:24,323 Mmm! Ow! 975 01:03:24,447 --> 01:03:26,491 Bobby. 976 01:03:26,616 --> 01:03:29,158 Bobby! 977 01:03:32,451 --> 01:03:35,119 Can I tell you a secret? 978 01:03:35,201 --> 01:03:37,160 Sure, man. 979 01:03:38,328 --> 01:03:41,329 I see dead people. 980 01:03:41,454 --> 01:03:44,913 Man, this shit is awesome! 981 01:03:44,997 --> 01:03:47,707 Yo, son, we gotta roll some more of that shit! 982 01:03:47,832 --> 01:03:49,748 Ah, shit! 983 01:03:49,873 --> 01:03:52,208 We don't have any more papers, man. 984 01:03:52,291 --> 01:03:54,208 We don't have any more papers. 985 01:03:54,292 --> 01:03:58,085 Oh, man! What can we use to make a bong? 986 01:04:02,461 --> 01:04:04,920 Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! 987 01:04:05,004 --> 01:04:07,213 - Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! - Yeah! 988 01:04:13,133 --> 01:04:17,342 Oh, shit, son! 989 01:04:17,467 --> 01:04:21,802 Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! 990 01:04:23,052 --> 01:04:26,929 This some good shit! 991 01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:52,271 - Bobby! I've never done this before. - What? 992 01:04:53,897 --> 01:04:55,773 Its okay. It’s okay. 993 01:04:55,897 --> 01:04:59,189 It's just like-- It’s like sucking on a Tootsie Roll Pop. 994 01:04:59,274 --> 01:05:02,775 - A Tootsie Pop? - Yeah, a cherry-flavor one. 995 01:05:02,900 --> 01:05:06,026 - Oh. - With the fudge in the middle? 996 01:05:06,151 --> 01:05:08,443 Okay. 997 01:05:08,527 --> 01:05:12,028 Show me now Show me how 998 01:05:12,154 --> 01:05:15,612 - How it feels when we're together - Just like that. 999 01:05:15,737 --> 01:05:19,031 -I'm afraid if we wait -Just like that, baby. 1000 01:05:19,156 --> 01:05:21,781 - Well be waiting till forever - Ah! 1001 01:05:21,864 --> 01:05:24,323 Oh! Jesus! 1002 01:05:26,158 --> 01:05:29,242 I never could wait to get to the chewy middle. 1003 01:05:29,326 --> 01:05:32,284 - You know what? Let me. - Oh. Okay. 1004 01:05:32,410 --> 01:05:33,911 Goddamn! 1005 01:05:38,829 --> 01:05:43,123 I'm flyin' solo but don't know if I can stop 1006 01:05:43,205 --> 01:05:47,498 Don't ask me why Don't make me lie 1007 01:05:47,623 --> 01:05:49,791 Just kick back just sit back 1008 01:05:49,875 --> 01:05:52,000 Enjoy the ride 1009 01:05:55,293 --> 01:05:57,919 Cause I'm a spaceman 1010 01:06:00,253 --> 01:06:02,671 Guess its been a while. 1011 01:06:04,213 --> 01:06:06,423 So stay with me 1012 01:06:08,631 --> 01:06:11,549 Oh! Oops! 1013 01:06:11,632 --> 01:06:13,550 Its very, uh, '70s of you. 1014 01:06:28,220 --> 01:06:32,972 Oh, yeah. Oh, Bobby! 1015 01:06:36,058 --> 01:06:38,975 Come here, Bobby! I want it now! 1016 01:06:39,060 --> 01:06:42,768 Oh, man, am I fuckin' stoned! 1017 01:06:42,893 --> 01:06:44,811 Yeah, me too, son. 1018 01:06:44,936 --> 01:06:46,853 Hey, you guys hear that? 1019 01:06:51,022 --> 01:06:54,356 Oh! 1020 01:06:59,065 --> 01:07:02,233 Shh! 1021 01:07:02,358 --> 01:07:04,275 Hello? 1022 01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:08,069 - Hello. What's your favorite scary movie? - Hello? 1023 01:07:12,111 --> 01:07:14,112 Let me talk to her. Shh! 1024 01:07:16,572 --> 01:07:18,614 I'm gonna gut you like a pig! 1025 01:07:25,659 --> 01:07:28,534 Oh, yeah! Oh! 1026 01:07:28,617 --> 01:07:30,453 Yeah! What's my name, Bobby? 1027 01:07:30,536 --> 01:07:32,703 What? Ah! 1028 01:07:32,828 --> 01:07:36,371 - What's my name, bitch? - Ow! God! It's Cindy! 1029 01:07:36,495 --> 01:07:39,538 Whose is it, Bobby? Whose is it, Bobby? 1030 01:07:39,621 --> 01:07:41,664 Its yours. 1031 01:07:41,790 --> 01:07:44,998 Ahhhhhh! 1032 01:07:45,124 --> 01:07:48,291 Oh, my God! 1033 01:07:51,960 --> 01:07:57,170 Oh, shit! 1034 01:08:00,087 --> 01:08:02,546 Don't even contest Cause I’ll make you undress 1035 01:08:02,630 --> 01:08:05,214 Like porn dancers waitin' at the front door for an answer 1036 01:08:05,339 --> 01:08:08,466 Hey, yo, I'm sick of artificial MCs like silicone titties 1037 01:08:08,591 --> 01:08:11,050 Hey, yo, check it, yo. Fuck a cheap ball 1038 01:08:11,133 --> 01:08:13,133 I wanna smoke Cheech and Chong 1039 01:08:13,218 --> 01:08:15,677 And if I wanna fuck long, I let my ding-a-long, hit the bong 1040 01:08:15,802 --> 01:08:18,219 And then the song, Always pass the dutchie to the left 1041 01:08:18,302 --> 01:08:21,220 Because the right way is wrong 1042 01:08:21,304 --> 01:08:25,013 - Whoo-hoo! - I got one. I got one. Here it goes. Ready? 1043 01:08:25,137 --> 01:08:27,931 I'm gonna slash and gash Cut another hole in your ass 1044 01:08:28,056 --> 01:08:30,598 I spill blood on the walls then play tennis with your balls 1045 01:08:30,723 --> 01:08:32,641 If the phone rings don't answer the call 1046 01:08:32,765 --> 01:08:34,766 Gonna slit your throat fuck you like a goat 1047 01:08:34,891 --> 01:08:37,851 Peel your foreskin off and make a winter coat Peace! 1048 01:08:40,310 --> 01:08:43,144 Yo! 1049 01:08:43,269 --> 01:08:47,270 That was the illest rhyme I ever seen, son! 1050 01:08:49,313 --> 01:08:53,648 Bobby... where were you tonight? 1051 01:08:53,731 --> 01:08:57,024 - What? - I was just curious. 1052 01:08:57,149 --> 01:08:59,066 What took you so long to get here? 1053 01:08:59,192 --> 01:09:01,234 Why you so curious? 1054 01:09:02,818 --> 01:09:04,735 I don't know. 1055 01:09:04,819 --> 01:09:07,112 I thought it would fit the 90s horror cliché... 1056 01:09:07,237 --> 01:09:09,862 if you turned out to be the killer. 1057 01:09:09,945 --> 01:09:12,697 Oh, so, what? You think I killed Buffy and Greg? 1058 01:09:14,614 --> 01:09:16,656 Buffy and Greg are dead? 1059 01:09:17,991 --> 01:09:19,699 - I thought you knew that. - Oh, my God! 1060 01:09:19,824 --> 01:09:22,992 Bobby, turn around! Its the killer! 1061 01:09:37,205 --> 01:09:39,123 Cindy! 1062 01:09:39,248 --> 01:09:42,332 - Oh, my God! Bobby! Bobby! - Cindy. Help me. 1063 01:09:44,041 --> 01:09:47,291 - Bobby, its okay. - Gimme the gun. Gimme- 1064 01:09:48,377 --> 01:09:50,960 Its gonna be okay, Bobby. 1065 01:09:52,293 --> 01:09:55,336 Yo, wait for me! There's a killer in the house! 1066 01:09:55,462 --> 01:09:57,379 There's ass, blood and guts everywhere! 1067 01:09:57,504 --> 01:09:59,838 Someone done gone crazy, son! 1068 01:09:59,921 --> 01:10:04,548 We all go a little crazy sometimes. Bobby, no! 1069 01:10:05,715 --> 01:10:07,924 Oh, shit, son! 1070 01:10:08,049 --> 01:10:10,925 Oh, my God! 1071 01:10:13,051 --> 01:10:15,426 Cindy, he shot me in the lungs. 1072 01:10:17,552 --> 01:10:19,470 You wanna hit this shit? 1073 01:10:23,722 --> 01:10:25,640 Ketchup. 1074 01:10:25,722 --> 01:10:28,056 Just like my mom puts on her spaghetti, baby. 1075 01:10:30,224 --> 01:10:33,142 Oh, my God! Ray, you’ve gotta help me! Bobby’s gone crazy! 1076 01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:36,726 Surprise! 1077 01:10:36,851 --> 01:10:39,644 Surprise, Cindy! 1078 01:10:51,648 --> 01:10:53,732 Why are you doing this, Bobby? 1079 01:10:53,858 --> 01:10:57,483 Why? Why? You hear that, Ray? 1080 01:10:57,608 --> 01:11:00,110 I think she wants a motive. 1081 01:11:00,235 --> 01:11:02,151 - Did Scream have a plot? - No. 1082 01:11:02,235 --> 01:11:05,694 Did I Know What You Did Last Summer make any sense? 1083 01:11:05,779 --> 01:11:08,529 Don't think so! 1084 01:11:08,612 --> 01:11:11,447 What about the sequel? What was with that fat, white Jamaican kid? 1085 01:11:11,571 --> 01:11:14,615 - I wanna kill that motherfucker. - It was bad casting, Bobby. 1086 01:11:14,740 --> 01:11:17,240 How about this for a motive? Lack of sex! 1087 01:11:17,365 --> 01:11:20,492 It can cause serious deviant behavior. 1088 01:11:20,617 --> 01:11:24,160 - I thought you loved me. - Oh, I did, baby. 1089 01:11:24,284 --> 01:11:28,203 I did. But abstinence can make you discover new things about yourself. 1090 01:11:28,327 --> 01:11:30,828 That's right, Cindy. I'm gay. 1091 01:11:30,954 --> 01:11:33,663 And in case you haven't noticed, so is Ray. 1092 01:11:35,330 --> 01:11:37,622 What? I ain't gay. 1093 01:11:37,706 --> 01:11:39,353 - What are you talking about? You took me to that club. 1094 01:11:39,354 --> 01:11:40,999 - So, they play good music. 1095 01:11:41,083 --> 01:11:45,376 - What about our trip to San Francisco, then? - I wanted to go shopping. 1096 01:11:47,126 --> 01:11:50,711 - But you made love to me. - No. First of all, you sucked my-- 1097 01:11:50,794 --> 01:11:53,336 Whatever, Ray! I don't want to talk about this now. 1098 01:11:53,461 --> 01:11:55,358 The point is, I'm a new man, and I'm ready to 1099 01:11:55,359 --> 01:11:57,255 - leave all this behind and start a new life. 1100 01:11:57,337 --> 01:12:01,506 - So you killed all your friends? - Oh, no. 1101 01:12:01,631 --> 01:12:03,506 Just you. 1102 01:12:03,631 --> 01:12:05,883 And maybe Shorty, but that wasn’t planned or anything. 1103 01:12:06,008 --> 01:12:08,383 But here's the genius part. 1104 01:12:08,467 --> 01:12:11,843 We're copycatting a serial killer that already exists. 1105 01:12:11,927 --> 01:12:15,720 - Its the perfect crime, Cindy. - But wait! There's more! 1106 01:12:15,845 --> 01:12:21,138 Hang on to your seat, baby, cause this one’s a screamer! 1107 01:12:21,263 --> 01:12:24,514 - I'll be back. - Uh-oh. 1108 01:12:24,639 --> 01:12:27,015 Move your big ass. Come on. 1109 01:12:27,140 --> 01:12:29,433 Dad! 1110 01:12:29,516 --> 01:12:32,184 What are you gonna do, frame him? 1111 01:12:32,309 --> 01:12:36,519 Nah. We're just havin' a little bit of fun with old daddio. 1112 01:12:36,644 --> 01:12:39,811 The police are gonna find you and daddy both dead, 1113 01:12:39,895 --> 01:12:43,604 and me and Ray are the only survivors of maniacs revenge. 1114 01:12:43,729 --> 01:12:46,648 - You ready? I'm ready. - You ready? I'm ready to do this shit. 1115 01:12:46,772 --> 01:12:49,231 - Come on. Come on. All right. - All right. 1116 01:12:49,314 --> 01:12:51,649 - Come on! - Give it to me. No! 1117 01:12:51,774 --> 01:12:54,775 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1118 01:12:54,900 --> 01:12:57,110 - Ready? All right. Lets do this. - Wait, wait. Ready. 1119 01:12:57,193 --> 01:12:58,652 - Come on. Come on. - Ready. 1120 01:12:58,777 --> 01:13:00,319 Give it to me! 1121 01:13:00,444 --> 01:13:02,278 No! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 1122 01:13:02,361 --> 01:13:04,236 - Remember what we talked about? To the side. - I know. 1123 01:13:04,361 --> 01:13:06,237 - How many times we gonna go over this? - Okay. 1124 01:13:06,362 --> 01:13:08,321 Stop. Just-- All right. Trust me, okay? 1125 01:13:08,405 --> 01:13:11,072 - All right. I'm ready. - Trust me. I got this shit. Ready? 1126 01:13:11,198 --> 01:13:14,115 - Wait, wait, wait! - I'm about to cut your throat, boy! 1127 01:13:14,240 --> 01:13:16,324 Stop acting like a little girl. Come on. Come on! 1128 01:13:16,408 --> 01:13:17,784 - You're right, you're right, you’re right. Yeah, come on! 1129 01:13:17,785 --> 01:13:19,159 - Come on. You ready? 1130 01:13:19,241 --> 01:13:22,869 No! You guys are psychos! 1131 01:13:22,952 --> 01:13:25,161 You've seen one too many TV shows! 1132 01:13:25,286 --> 01:13:29,537 No! Watching television shows doesn't create psycho killers! 1133 01:13:29,662 --> 01:13:31,997 Cancelin' TV shows does! 1134 01:13:32,121 --> 01:13:34,414 The Wayans Brothers was a good show, man! 1135 01:13:34,497 --> 01:13:39,041 It was a good-ass show, and we didn't even get a final episode! 1136 01:13:39,166 --> 01:13:42,335 Take it easy! I'm feelin' a little woozy here! 1137 01:13:42,417 --> 01:13:45,210 Its my turn. Give me the knife. 1138 01:13:45,335 --> 01:13:48,295 Fuck outta here. Ain't nobody stabbin' me. 1139 01:13:56,963 --> 01:13:59,505 Surprise, Cindy! 1140 01:14:52,441 --> 01:14:55,443 All right, all right. Hold on a second. 1141 01:14:55,568 --> 01:14:58,110 Just give me a moment. Ah. One-- 1142 01:15:03,779 --> 01:15:05,989 Oh, yeah. That's it. 1143 01:15:06,113 --> 01:15:09,115 Ah. Okay. 1144 01:15:42,502 --> 01:15:44,710 Dad! 1145 01:15:44,794 --> 01:15:47,253 Are you okay? 1146 01:15:47,378 --> 01:15:50,254 I thought I told you not to have a party unless I was here. 1147 01:15:50,379 --> 01:15:52,838 But, Dad, you were here. You were in the closet. 1148 01:15:52,921 --> 01:15:56,423 Oh, yeah, that's right. Did you get some girlfriends numbers for me? 1149 01:15:56,547 --> 01:15:59,591 - Dad, they're dead. - Ah, you know, I cant get a break. 1150 01:15:59,716 --> 01:16:02,134 -- What's that? Is that the cops? 1151 01:16:02,216 --> 01:16:04,759 Okay, okay, listen, honey. Help me up now. 1152 01:16:04,843 --> 01:16:07,968 Uh-- Uh-- If the cops come, tell em I'm a plumber, okay? 1153 01:16:08,094 --> 01:16:09,970 You had a leaky faucet, and you called, and 1154 01:16:09,971 --> 01:16:11,845 they sent me over. We don't know each other. 1155 01:16:17,680 --> 01:16:21,181 No! No! 1156 01:16:21,266 --> 01:16:23,266 Dad, Dad, put your arms down. 1157 01:16:25,725 --> 01:16:28,934 - What the hells goin' on here? - Sheriff, it’s a bloodbath in there. 1158 01:16:29,059 --> 01:16:30,976 - He was right here! I swear it! - Who was? 1159 01:16:31,060 --> 01:16:34,436 The killer! The guy that murdered all my friends! 1160 01:16:34,519 --> 01:16:38,229 And the sick bastard planted drugs all in the house there. 1161 01:16:38,313 --> 01:16:41,231 - All over the place. - Dad. Stop it. 1162 01:16:41,356 --> 01:16:44,106 All right, Cindy. I'm gonna have to take you down to the station. 1163 01:16:44,231 --> 01:16:46,232 I'm cool, though, right? 1164 01:16:46,357 --> 01:16:48,315 - I'm okay? - Lets-- Lets go, Cindy. 1165 01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:50,734 Cindy. Call me. 1166 01:16:52,151 --> 01:16:54,068 Daddy'll get you out, honey. 1167 01:16:56,568 --> 01:17:00,529 Okay. Lets go over this again. 1168 01:17:13,075 --> 01:17:14,992 - You say it was an accident. - Yes. 1169 01:17:15,075 --> 01:17:18,243 - He was on the road. - And you think he came back to get revenge? 1170 01:17:18,368 --> 01:17:21,203 It has to be him, Sheriff. 1171 01:17:26,788 --> 01:17:28,872 Here, Sheriff. They wanted me to give this to you. 1172 01:17:28,955 --> 01:17:31,998 - That’ll be all, Doofy. - Okay. 1173 01:17:32,124 --> 01:17:34,541 - I'm gonna go, then. All right. - All right. 1174 01:17:35,749 --> 01:17:37,626 Bye, Cindy. 1175 01:17:40,834 --> 01:17:43,210 I’m sorry, Cindy. It wasn't the man you guys killed. 1176 01:17:43,335 --> 01:17:45,045 His name was David Keegan. Some fishermen 1177 01:17:45,046 --> 01:17:46,754 found his body a few weeks later. 1178 01:17:46,879 --> 01:17:50,296 - He's buried in Lakewood Cemetery. - That's impossible. 1179 01:17:52,672 --> 01:17:55,048 - Then I don't know who it could be. - He's gotta be someone else... 1180 01:17:55,173 --> 01:17:56,862 who was connected with all the victims, 1181 01:17:56,863 --> 01:17:58,550 someone who knew about the accident. 1182 01:17:58,674 --> 01:18:01,300 Someone who could move around without being noticed. 1183 01:18:03,635 --> 01:18:06,760 Oh, my God. 1184 01:18:06,843 --> 01:18:10,679 She used to baby-sit my brother Doofy. He had the biggest crush on her. 1185 01:18:10,803 --> 01:18:13,680 Its me, Cindy. 1186 01:18:13,763 --> 01:18:15,347 Night, Cindy. 1187 01:18:19,265 --> 01:18:21,348 - Doofy! - Shit head? 1188 01:18:24,642 --> 01:18:26,559 - Have you seen Doofy? - No. 1189 01:18:26,642 --> 01:18:28,851 - Have you seen Doofy? Has anybody seen Doofy? - No, Sheriff. 1190 01:18:28,936 --> 01:18:31,436 - No. - Yeah. Just went out the back, Sheriff. 1191 01:18:31,561 --> 01:18:33,770 Doofy! 1192 01:18:46,857 --> 01:18:50,234 He walks alone under the big city lights 1193 01:18:50,359 --> 01:18:54,070 He always knows just when the time is right 1194 01:18:54,194 --> 01:18:57,570 He never shows what he's thinking He keeps it inside 1195 01:18:57,695 --> 01:19:01,405 Because he's too cool for school 1196 01:19:01,487 --> 01:19:04,990 He comes alive when the sun goes down 1197 01:19:05,114 --> 01:19:08,574 He gets it right You know he's always down 1198 01:19:08,700 --> 01:19:12,158 He's got one eye open and his ear to the ground 1199 01:19:12,283 --> 01:19:15,243 And he's too cool for school 1200 01:19:17,035 --> 01:19:20,495 He's an operator He's a real player 1201 01:19:20,579 --> 01:19:24,121 - And if you mess with him you know you'll never win 1202 01:19:24,246 --> 01:19:29,123 No-o-o-o-o! 1203 01:19:43,877 --> 01:19:47,504 Shit, son. Yo, what the deal? 1204 01:19:47,588 --> 01:19:50,340 Yo, if you all watchin' this tape right now, 1205 01:19:50,422 --> 01:19:52,422 that means I didn't make it. 1206 01:19:52,506 --> 01:19:56,342 Either I'm a prisoner, or worse, dead. 1207 01:19:56,424 --> 01:19:58,613 But either way it goes, I'm gonna tell you 1208 01:19:58,614 --> 01:20:00,801 all the rules to survive this situation. 1209 01:20:00,926 --> 01:20:04,051 You gotta be quick. 1210 01:20:04,135 --> 01:20:07,470 Don't fall down. 1211 01:20:07,554 --> 01:20:12,597 Whatever you do, never look back. 1212 01:20:12,680 --> 01:20:14,890 You all wish me luck. 1213 01:20:15,014 --> 01:20:16,973 Snatch and run, you all! 1214 01:20:19,600 --> 01:20:22,058 Come back here, you motherfuckers! Son of a bitch!