1 00:00:19,733 --> 00:00:22,442 - Hello. - Wanna have a little fun? 2 00:00:22,566 --> 00:00:25,691 - Who's this? - Tell me your name and I'll tell you mine. 3 00:00:25,816 --> 00:00:27,734 I don't think so. 4 00:00:27,815 --> 00:00:30,775 - What's that noise? - Oops. I farted. 5 00:00:30,857 --> 00:00:34,109 - I didn't think you would hear me. - No, that popping noise. 6 00:00:34,232 --> 00:00:37,942 Oh. I'm making popcorn. I'm getting ready to watch a video. 7 00:00:38,065 --> 00:00:41,732 - Ooh. What is it? - It's just a scary movie. 8 00:00:41,856 --> 00:00:43,815 - Do you like scary movies? - Mm-hmm. 9 00:00:43,940 --> 00:00:47,149 - What's your favorite? - Mm, I don't know. 10 00:00:47,231 --> 00:00:49,149 Think. 11 00:00:49,231 --> 00:00:52,774 Oh, I know. Um, Kazaam, the one where Shaq plays a genie. 12 00:00:52,855 --> 00:00:56,232 - That's not a horror movie. - Well, you haven't seen Shaq act. 13 00:00:58,106 --> 00:01:01,189 - Hey, you have a nice voice. - Thanks. 14 00:01:01,313 --> 00:01:03,439 You never did tell me your name. 15 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:05,774 Why do you wanna know my name? 16 00:01:05,897 --> 00:01:08,563 Cause I wanna know who I'm looking at. 17 00:01:10,271 --> 00:01:12,396 What-- What did you say? 18 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:14,731 Nice breasts. 19 00:01:14,855 --> 00:01:16,731 Look, what do you want? 20 00:01:16,854 --> 00:01:19,523 I wanna see what your insides look like. 21 00:01:19,647 --> 00:01:22,022 Well-- Well, then, turn to page 54. 22 00:01:22,104 --> 00:01:23,730 Oh. 23 00:01:23,856 --> 00:01:25,730 Hey, nice. 24 00:01:27,561 --> 00:01:31,688 Listen, asshole, you've had your fun, now you better stop or else. 25 00:01:31,812 --> 00:01:34,855 - Or else what? - Or else my boyfriends gonna be here any minute, 26 00:01:34,978 --> 00:01:37,021 and he's black and he'll kick your ass. 27 00:01:37,103 --> 00:01:39,022 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 28 00:01:39,103 --> 00:01:41,228 You mean the one who wears makeup and dresses like a woman? 29 00:01:41,353 --> 00:01:44,355 - How did you know? - Turn the porch lights on. 30 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:53,602 Help! Help! 31 00:01:53,684 --> 00:01:55,915 Oh, that's not my boyfriend. I mean, I've 32 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:58,145 fucked him a couple of times, but that's it. 33 00:01:58,225 --> 00:02:01,477 Look, I'm calling the cops. 34 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:03,769 Go ahead. Call the cops. 35 00:02:03,850 --> 00:02:06,894 But you might wanna check the back door first. 36 00:02:07,019 --> 00:02:09,019 You forgot to lock it. 37 00:02:32,057 --> 00:02:33,974 Take that, you psycho! 38 00:02:37,182 --> 00:02:39,307 I cant feel my legs. 39 00:02:39,392 --> 00:02:41,892 I think my arm is broken. 40 00:02:41,974 --> 00:02:45,558 - Sorry. - I want my mommy. 41 00:02:48,598 --> 00:02:50,517 Hello, Drew. 42 00:03:08,015 --> 00:03:09,890 Oh, God! 43 00:04:09,885 --> 00:04:14,053 - Daddy! Daddy! - Ugh! 44 00:04:14,176 --> 00:04:16,761 Daddy! 45 00:04:16,845 --> 00:04:19,178 Daddy! 46 00:04:19,260 --> 00:04:22,386 Daddy, no! No! 47 00:04:24,343 --> 00:04:27,344 - Did you hear something? - No, I didn't hear anything. 48 00:04:53,883 --> 00:04:58,677 Bobby, what are you doing? My dads in the other room. 49 00:04:58,758 --> 00:05:01,425 It just occurred to me. I never climbed through your window before. 50 00:05:01,548 --> 00:05:05,091 Now that you got it out of your system, Bobby, you have to leave. 51 00:05:05,174 --> 00:05:06,424 Why? 52 00:05:06,547 --> 00:05:08,798 Shh. Come on. 53 00:05:08,924 --> 00:05:10,841 What's going on in there? 54 00:05:10,922 --> 00:05:14,215 Ow! Daddy's head is stuck. Unstick Daddy's head. 55 00:05:14,340 --> 00:05:17,299 Dad, can you knock? 56 00:05:17,422 --> 00:05:21,840 - Knock? I thought I heard screaming in here. - No. No, you didn't, Dad. 57 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:24,548 Well, it could've been that crack I smoked earlier, I guess. 58 00:05:24,671 --> 00:05:26,506 - Yeah. - Yeah, that's what it was. 59 00:05:26,588 --> 00:05:28,632 I gotta leave town for a couple of days. 60 00:05:28,757 --> 00:05:31,507 No big deal. Just that new business I started with those Colombian guys? 61 00:05:31,589 --> 00:05:34,382 - Oh, you mean Uncle Escobar. - Yeah. Yeah, that's right. 62 00:05:34,505 --> 00:05:36,839 Well, there's a problem. Some money went missing. 63 00:05:36,921 --> 00:05:38,965 And apparently, some legs are gonna get broken. 64 00:05:39,088 --> 00:05:41,463 It's just better if I lay low for a couple of days. 65 00:05:41,587 --> 00:05:43,964 - If the cops raid the place-- - I never heard of you. 66 00:05:44,087 --> 00:05:46,421 - And don't forget-- - To flush your stash. 67 00:05:46,504 --> 00:05:49,339 Oh, you are my little girl. I love you so much... 68 00:05:49,462 --> 00:05:51,462 that I left you a little something in the coffee can. 69 00:05:51,587 --> 00:05:55,172 - Dad-- - But you have to remember to step on it before you sell it. 70 00:05:55,295 --> 00:05:58,212 - Now, what are you gonna cut it with? - Um, baking-- 71 00:05:58,293 --> 00:06:00,212 Baking soda. Not baking powder. 72 00:06:00,294 --> 00:06:03,338 Because baking powder guys will have muffins growing out of their nose. 73 00:06:03,418 --> 00:06:05,669 You love that joke, don't you, honey? 74 00:06:05,754 --> 00:06:08,963 You've loved that joke since you were two years old. 75 00:06:09,086 --> 00:06:11,169 - Okay, well-- - Okay, I love you. 76 00:06:11,295 --> 00:06:13,254 - I love you. - Have a good trip. 77 00:06:13,335 --> 00:06:15,794 - Bye. - Bye. Whew! 78 00:06:15,879 --> 00:06:18,086 Is the coast clear? 79 00:06:18,168 --> 00:06:21,336 Oh, Cindy, that nightgown. 80 00:06:21,461 --> 00:06:24,630 That was close. God! 81 00:06:27,834 --> 00:06:32,711 I was, uh, home watching The Exorcist, and it got me thinking about you. 82 00:06:32,834 --> 00:06:34,876 If this is about the time I puked green 83 00:06:34,877 --> 00:06:36,918 slime and masturbated with a crucifix-- 84 00:06:37,042 --> 00:06:39,209 It was my first keg party, Bobby. 85 00:06:39,292 --> 00:06:43,794 No. No. Uh, it was edited for TV. All the good stuff was cut out. 86 00:06:43,917 --> 00:06:46,793 So you thought you would just climb through my window... 87 00:06:46,916 --> 00:06:48,916 and we would play bump-bump? 88 00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:51,085 I was kind of hoping to get my balls licked, 89 00:06:51,208 --> 00:06:53,876 but I wouldn't wanna break your little underwear rule, now, would I? 90 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:57,292 So maybe just some on-top-of-the-clothes type stuff? 91 00:07:00,625 --> 00:07:03,500 Okay. But just for a minute. 92 00:07:18,790 --> 00:07:21,083 What the-- 93 00:07:21,165 --> 00:07:23,124 Wrong set. 94 00:07:26,706 --> 00:07:30,290 Bobby! Oh, Bobby! 95 00:07:30,373 --> 00:07:33,498 I don't wanna wait for our lives to be over 96 00:07:33,623 --> 00:07:35,749 - No, Bobby, don't. - Ow! 97 00:07:37,998 --> 00:07:40,791 Jeez. 98 00:07:40,873 --> 00:07:43,456 Yeah, my dad. 99 00:07:43,579 --> 00:07:48,664 Okay, stud, you have to go now. 100 00:07:51,622 --> 00:07:54,123 Oh, um, about the sex stuff? 101 00:07:54,246 --> 00:07:56,581 I was only half serious. I don't wanna rush you or anything. 102 00:07:56,705 --> 00:07:59,955 Hey, would you settle for PG-13? 103 00:08:00,037 --> 00:08:02,663 What's that? 104 00:08:04,079 --> 00:08:05,328 Oh, jeez! 105 00:08:05,454 --> 00:08:07,997 -- Good night, Bobby. 106 00:08:13,370 --> 00:08:16,537 Shorty, you are so loud. 107 00:08:16,662 --> 00:08:19,330 And make sure you take your behind to class today. 108 00:08:19,410 --> 00:08:22,704 - I do be going to class. - Lunch is not a class, Shorty. 109 00:08:22,785 --> 00:08:25,078 It is when you got the munchies. 110 00:08:25,203 --> 00:08:29,079 - See, that's why you such a dumb-ass. - Your mother. 111 00:08:29,203 --> 00:08:33,162 You my brother. That's your mother too, jackass. 112 00:08:33,285 --> 00:08:36,536 Oh, yeah. Well, then, your fathers stupid. 113 00:08:36,660 --> 00:08:39,202 So? I don't know him. 114 00:08:39,327 --> 00:08:42,161 Yeah, me neither. 115 00:08:42,284 --> 00:08:46,035 - Hey, girl, you ready? - Yeah, in a minute. 116 00:08:47,618 --> 00:08:50,368 - We're gonna be late. - Wait. There's Buffy. 117 00:08:50,494 --> 00:08:53,828 I don't know why you hang out with her. 118 00:08:53,909 --> 00:08:56,243 - She is such a ho. - Why do you say that? 119 00:08:56,366 --> 00:08:58,909 Cause I've seen her. 120 00:08:59,034 --> 00:09:01,827 - My friend Sean had a pool party this summer. - Sean? 121 00:09:01,950 --> 00:09:03,909 You know, Puff Daddy? 122 00:09:04,034 --> 00:09:06,534 Anyway, everybody was drinking Cristal champagne. 123 00:09:06,616 --> 00:09:08,158 And then it started to get wild, and people 124 00:09:08,159 --> 00:09:09,700 were getting freaky in the pool and stuff. 125 00:09:09,825 --> 00:09:13,911 I look over and there was your girl getting buck wild in the Jacuzzi. 126 00:09:14,033 --> 00:09:15,618 So? 127 00:09:15,699 --> 00:09:18,825 With a backup dancer. 128 00:09:18,950 --> 00:09:20,867 I mean, that's nasty. 129 00:09:20,949 --> 00:09:23,117 That's-That's lower than the security guard. 130 00:09:23,242 --> 00:09:27,076 At least security can get you backstage. She don't love herself. 131 00:09:27,156 --> 00:09:30,408 Bye, Daddy. - I don't know. II think Buffy's sweet, Brenda. 132 00:09:30,531 --> 00:09:33,867 She is as fake as Press-onnails. 133 00:09:33,947 --> 00:09:36,281 Hey, baby girl! 134 00:09:37,907 --> 00:09:39,907 What is up, my sister? 135 00:09:39,990 --> 00:09:42,614 - Bye, Mr. Gilmore. - Bye! 136 00:09:42,740 --> 00:09:44,491 - Is he gone? - Yep. 137 00:09:45,823 --> 00:09:49,658 Do you like what you see 138 00:09:49,780 --> 00:09:52,197 It's all about the money 139 00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:54,199 Hey, Cindy! 140 00:09:57,239 --> 00:10:00,324 - I love this color. - Let me see that. 141 00:10:02,447 --> 00:10:06,073 - Oh, you guys should not use this brand. - Why not? 142 00:10:06,155 --> 00:10:09,116 - Because they test their products on animals. - So? 143 00:10:09,238 --> 00:10:13,781 Look, have you seen what they do to those poor animals? 144 00:10:15,654 --> 00:10:19,405 Well, I am much more of a people person. 145 00:10:19,529 --> 00:10:22,779 I'd like to feed all the hungry, little children of the world. 146 00:10:22,861 --> 00:10:25,403 I’d much rather help my fellow man than some animal. 147 00:10:25,528 --> 00:10:27,404 - Spare a dollar? - Get away from me, you bum! 148 00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:30,195 Buffy! Can't you see he's just hungry? 149 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:33,238 Here you go, sir. A nice sandwich. 150 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:37,863 - See? - I said a dollar, bitch! 151 00:10:37,943 --> 00:10:40,237 Ow! 152 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:43,445 God. Look at this place. 153 00:10:43,569 --> 00:10:45,945 It's a circus. 154 00:10:46,026 --> 00:10:50,737 Hello. I'm Gail Hailstorm, author of the book, You're Dead, I'm Rich. 155 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:53,068 A small college town is in shock... 156 00:10:53,151 --> 00:10:55,362 after the unthinkable has happened: 157 00:10:55,484 --> 00:10:58,485 a brutal killing spree that left one teen dead-- 158 00:10:58,568 --> 00:11:00,861 That's it. Two teens dead... 159 00:11:00,984 --> 00:11:03,318 and this small town shaken and stirred. 160 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:06,944 - Its times like these-- - Police are combing the area for clues. 161 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,276 There are no witnesses available at this time. 162 00:11:09,401 --> 00:11:11,277 There are no suspects in custody. 163 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:13,275 Police are asking anyone to come forward. 164 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:14,984 Reporting live for Black TV. White folks are 165 00:11:14,983 --> 00:11:16,566 - dead and we're getting the fuck out of here! 166 00:11:16,650 --> 00:11:19,860 Grab your shit and lets go, motherfucker! 167 00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:26,652 Hey, do you think the press is gonna wanna talk to us? 168 00:11:26,775 --> 00:11:29,068 Oh, girl, no. The press only wants to interview 169 00:11:29,067 --> 00:11:31,358 the most ignorant person they can find. 170 00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:35,193 I'm on TV! Oh, shit! First Cops, now this! 171 00:11:35,273 --> 00:11:37,191 Oh, man, I'm gonna be a star, son! 172 00:11:37,274 --> 00:11:41,984 - What can you tell us about Drew? - Well, she had the fat ass. 173 00:11:42,066 --> 00:11:45,066 - I mean, it was like bang! - How close were you to the victim? 174 00:11:45,148 --> 00:11:47,733 Real close. Until the roofies wore off. 175 00:11:47,815 --> 00:11:49,858 Then she woke up talking about pressing charges. 176 00:11:49,940 --> 00:11:52,066 So I just pulled my tongue out of her ass and left. 177 00:11:52,148 --> 00:11:54,316 What would have been your last words to Drew? 178 00:11:54,439 --> 00:11:57,482 Run, bitch! Run! 179 00:12:00,564 --> 00:12:04,024 Hey, yo, dawg. Does this shirt make me look gay? 180 00:12:04,105 --> 00:12:06,023 No, man. 181 00:12:07,771 --> 00:12:10,271 What about now? 182 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,857 - Nah. Yeah. - Cool? 183 00:12:12,937 --> 00:12:15,313 Here. Take one, guys. elections Tuesday. 184 00:12:15,396 --> 00:12:17,897 election's Tuesday. 185 00:12:18,020 --> 00:12:22,231 Ah! Goddamn it! Son of a bitch! 186 00:12:22,312 --> 00:12:25,105 What's the matter, honey? 187 00:12:25,229 --> 00:12:27,106 My report card. 188 00:12:29,687 --> 00:12:31,731 Well, at least you got one A. 189 00:12:31,811 --> 00:12:35,146 Yeah. I did, huh? 190 00:12:35,229 --> 00:12:38,855 You're so smart. 191 00:12:38,979 --> 00:12:41,313 - Hey, has anybody seen Bobby? - Nah. 192 00:12:41,436 --> 00:12:43,812 You know what? That kid is always late. 193 00:12:43,894 --> 00:12:46,229 I don't get it. He lives so close. 194 00:12:56,017 --> 00:12:58,936 See you later, Hairy Mama, Bubba, Jim, 195 00:12:59,019 --> 00:13:01,938 Big Jim, Little Jim, Slim Jim, everybody. 196 00:13:02,018 --> 00:13:04,727 I'll see you later. Ciao, Ding. All right. 197 00:13:11,101 --> 00:13:13,977 Damn, girl. Mm-mm-mm. 198 00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:16,561 - I’d sure like to get in them pants. - Really? 199 00:13:16,683 --> 00:13:19,227 Yeah. What size are these? 200 00:13:19,352 --> 00:13:21,310 Hey, guys. 201 00:13:21,392 --> 00:13:24,227 - Hey, Bobby. - Hey, baby. 202 00:13:24,350 --> 00:13:26,892 - How you doing? - Good. 203 00:13:27,016 --> 00:13:29,726 - You guys see all the reporters out there? - Yeah. 204 00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:32,142 Saying that girl Drew Decker got killed last night. 205 00:13:32,267 --> 00:13:34,518 - You know what? I think I knew her. - Really? 206 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:37,642 - She had a brother named Steve? - Yeah. 207 00:13:37,767 --> 00:13:40,351 Long hair, pretty little mouth, perfect ass? 208 00:13:40,474 --> 00:13:43,351 - That was her. - Nah, I was talking about Steve. 209 00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:45,432 Whatever happened to him? 210 00:13:45,515 --> 00:13:48,434 Do you guys think its strange that she got killed... 211 00:13:48,556 --> 00:13:51,807 exactly one year after we, 212 00:13:51,891 --> 00:13:54,225 you know, killed that guy? 213 00:13:54,307 --> 00:13:56,682 Hey, Cindy, that was an accident. 214 00:13:56,765 --> 00:13:58,683 Was it, Greg? 215 00:14:03,306 --> 00:14:05,723 Yeah! 216 00:14:15,974 --> 00:14:18,683 Would you look at what they're doing? 217 00:14:18,806 --> 00:14:20,973 When are we gonna do stuff like that, huh? 218 00:14:21,056 --> 00:14:23,015 One day. 219 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:25,681 - You like that, baby? - Yeah, that's different. 220 00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:28,056 - You like that? - Oh, I love that. 221 00:14:28,137 --> 00:14:30,514 Oh, I love when you play with my ass. 222 00:14:30,597 --> 00:14:32,514 I'm not playing with your ass. 223 00:14:35,055 --> 00:14:38,640 - Ray! - Oh, my bad. 224 00:14:38,763 --> 00:14:42,889 Come on, man! Hey, Bobby, put on some music. 225 00:14:42,970 --> 00:14:44,971 Hold on. 226 00:14:45,096 --> 00:14:46,972 Here. Put this on. 227 00:14:49,513 --> 00:14:53,347 -It's raining men - Yeah, that's the shit right here! 228 00:14:53,470 --> 00:14:56,179 -Hallelujah - Its raining men 229 00:14:56,302 --> 00:14:58,804 - Baby. -Amen 230 00:14:58,886 --> 00:15:03,346 -I'm gonna go out I'm gonna let myself get - What? It's a classic. 231 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:06,887 -Absolutely soakin wet - Put on the radio, man. 232 00:15:09,596 --> 00:15:12,096 Yeah! Whoo! 233 00:15:24,927 --> 00:15:28,343 - What? It was laundry day. - What the fuck is-- 234 00:15:28,468 --> 00:15:30,511 Yeah! 235 00:15:30,634 --> 00:15:34,635 Whoo! Yeah! 236 00:15:38,176 --> 00:15:40,719 - Hey. Come over here. - What? 237 00:15:40,843 --> 00:15:43,927 -Just get a little closer to me. - Something you're gonna tell me? 238 00:15:44,049 --> 00:15:47,551 -- Bobby, what are you doing? 239 00:15:47,633 --> 00:15:50,427 I just want you to touch it. Just touch it. Come on. 240 00:15:50,509 --> 00:15:52,468 - Uh-- -Just a little bit. Come on. 241 00:15:52,592 --> 00:15:54,551 Whoo! 242 00:15:57,217 --> 00:16:01,177 - Ow! - Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 243 00:16:11,050 --> 00:16:12,550 Oh, my God! Shit! 244 00:16:15,048 --> 00:16:18,466 God, Cindy-- Oh, shit! 245 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:32,341 - Oh, my God. - What was that? 246 00:16:32,464 --> 00:16:34,505 I think we hit something. 247 00:16:38,839 --> 00:16:41,631 Oh, man! 248 00:16:41,713 --> 00:16:45,589 Bobby, look at my car, man! My dads gonna freak! 249 00:16:45,712 --> 00:16:48,422 I didn't see it. It came out of nowhere. 250 00:16:48,546 --> 00:16:51,131 - Oh, my God, we hit a boot. - Where's the foot? 251 00:16:51,254 --> 00:16:53,629 I don't know. 252 00:16:53,754 --> 00:16:56,630 Where the-- 253 00:16:56,753 --> 00:16:58,963 Its a body! 254 00:16:59,088 --> 00:17:01,046 - Oh, shit, is he alive? - I don't know. 255 00:17:01,129 --> 00:17:03,170 - Well, check it out. - I cant. 256 00:17:03,296 --> 00:17:06,380 - Shit! - We have to call the police. 257 00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:09,546 - No way. I ain't going to jail. - We have to! 258 00:17:09,671 --> 00:17:11,964 Cindy, do you know what they do to young boys in prison? 259 00:17:12,045 --> 00:17:13,546 And all those sex-starved convicts just 260 00:17:13,547 --> 00:17:15,046 waiting for a fresh piece of meat. 261 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:18,212 Hey, you're right, Cindy. Maybe we should call the police. 262 00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:20,628 Oh, yeah, That's a great idea, Ray. But what about Brenda, huh? 263 00:17:20,752 --> 00:17:22,627 You think she wants to go to jail? 264 00:17:22,753 --> 00:17:24,712 This is manslaughter, okay? We're all gonna fry for this. 265 00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:28,545 - We're looking at 10 to 15 years. - Shut up, Bobby! 266 00:17:28,627 --> 00:17:31,587 - Its okay. I'm fine. -Alcohol all over. - We're in so much trouble. 267 00:17:31,669 --> 00:17:34,627 - I'm fine. - -Don't blame that shit on me, Ray. 268 00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:38,752 - Look, well get rid of the body. - Unnecessary. 269 00:17:38,835 --> 00:17:40,189 - Now you're thinking. - We'll dump him in the ocean. 270 00:17:40,190 --> 00:17:41,543 - Not the ocean, the pier. 271 00:17:41,668 --> 00:17:43,751 - Guess I'll be leaving now. - That's a great idea. 272 00:17:43,834 --> 00:17:45,876 - What about the alcohol? - Well get rid of it. 273 00:17:46,001 --> 00:17:48,002 Come on. It'll be all right. 274 00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:50,334 - Come on. Hurry up. Lets go. - Put him in the trunk. 275 00:17:50,459 --> 00:17:53,001 - I wont have anything to do with this! - Shut up! 276 00:17:53,084 --> 00:17:56,542 Cindy, come on. Well just pretend it never happened. 277 00:17:56,625 --> 00:17:59,876 You know, like the time we got drunk and we went down on each other. 278 00:17:59,959 --> 00:18:01,480 - I'll get his arm. - I'll grab. I'll grab his other arm. 279 00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,001 - I'll grab his ass. 280 00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:06,375 Well take him down to Williamson Cove and we'll dump him in there. 281 00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,418 The sharks'll take care of the evidence. 282 00:18:08,499 --> 00:18:10,583 Oh, my God, someone's coming. 283 00:18:10,666 --> 00:18:14,585 - Oh, shit. Its Shorty. - Brenda, take care of him. 284 00:18:20,998 --> 00:18:24,043 Shorty, I know you ain't driving without no papers. 285 00:18:24,123 --> 00:18:27,249 I got papers, blunts, bongs, 286 00:18:27,372 --> 00:18:29,832 all the ingredients to make a high niggard pie. 287 00:18:31,664 --> 00:18:35,207 - Hey, yo, can I help you? - Yo, what's up, Ray? 288 00:18:35,290 --> 00:18:38,208 - Yo, son, you all need jumper cables? - Nah, we're cool. 289 00:18:38,290 --> 00:18:42,040 Oh, good, cause I left my roach clip at home. 290 00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:44,998 - Go home, Shorty. - Yeah, I-I'll see you later. 291 00:18:45,081 --> 00:18:46,915 Peace, Ray. 292 00:18:47,037 --> 00:18:49,539 - Get the trunk closed. - It won't close. 293 00:18:49,664 --> 00:18:52,290 I'll do it. 294 00:19:16,870 --> 00:19:19,913 Hold on. Hold on. Put him down. He's heavy. Oh, God. 295 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:25,830 Okay, look. On three we dump him over the ledge. 296 00:19:25,954 --> 00:19:28,370 Wait, wait, wait. Shouldn't we at least check his wallet? 297 00:19:28,495 --> 00:19:32,121 - For what? - Shit, he might have some money. 298 00:19:32,244 --> 00:19:35,162 We already committed murder. We might as well rob his ass. 299 00:19:35,244 --> 00:19:36,619 - I'll take the credit cards. 300 00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:37,994 - I want his jewelry. - I'm gonna take his drawers. 301 00:19:38,078 --> 00:19:43,120 Get off!. Hey, yo, get off!. His drawers are mine! Yo! 302 00:19:43,242 --> 00:19:46,868 - I got me a gold ring. - Credit cards. 303 00:19:46,993 --> 00:19:50,495 - All right, lets get him in the water. - I don't think I can, Greg. 304 00:19:50,617 --> 00:19:53,036 - Its not too late. - Shut up, okay? 305 00:19:53,158 --> 00:19:57,285 - Christ, already. I'll do it. -Just get him in the water. 306 00:19:57,368 --> 00:20:00,286 Okay. One, two, 307 00:20:00,368 --> 00:20:02,284 three. 308 00:20:06,451 --> 00:20:10,036 Right now we make a pact. We take this to our grave. 309 00:20:10,159 --> 00:20:11,701 -Agreed? - Agreed. - Agreed. 310 00:20:11,784 --> 00:20:13,743 - Agreed? - Agreed. 311 00:20:13,825 --> 00:20:16,909 Say it, Cindy. Say it! 312 00:20:16,990 --> 00:20:19,908 We take this to our grave. Say it! 313 00:20:19,992 --> 00:20:22,617 We take this to our grave. Say it. 314 00:20:22,740 --> 00:20:24,616 Greg, chill. Come on. You're hurting her. 315 00:20:24,741 --> 00:20:27,742 We take this to our grave. Ow. 316 00:20:27,824 --> 00:20:30,491 And we never mention this again. 317 00:20:30,576 --> 00:20:32,534 Mention what? 318 00:20:32,614 --> 00:20:37,159 - The guy we just killed. - Well, you just mentioned it, Greg. 319 00:20:37,281 --> 00:20:39,032 Starting now! 320 00:20:39,115 --> 00:20:41,366 Stupid bitch, man. 321 00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:45,240 - God. I hate him. - Its gonna be okay, baby. It's gonna be okay. 322 00:20:45,365 --> 00:20:49,909 I promise. Just touch it again. Come on. Please. 323 00:20:52,988 --> 00:20:56,407 - You have to move on, Cindy. That's all behind us now. - Exactly. 324 00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:58,906 - Its a coincidence. - Gregss right, Cindy. 325 00:20:58,988 --> 00:21:01,740 I mean, what do you think we're in, a horror movie? 326 00:21:01,822 --> 00:21:05,489 Yeah, you guys are right. If we were, 327 00:21:05,612 --> 00:21:07,967 they'd probably cast some dingbat like 328 00:21:07,968 --> 00:21:10,322 Jennifer Love Huge Tits to play me. 329 00:21:10,446 --> 00:21:12,342 Yeah, or they'd cast people in their late 330 00:21:12,343 --> 00:21:14,238 twenties, early thirties to play us. 331 00:21:16,572 --> 00:21:20,197 -- Kenny, get the camera ready. Here. Hold my gum. 332 00:21:22,279 --> 00:21:25,572 - Sheriff, Sheriff, can I get a statement? - No comment. 333 00:21:25,695 --> 00:21:30,947 Damn. Who do I have to screw around here to get a stupid story? 334 00:21:31,070 --> 00:21:33,446 Hey! Hey, no running. 335 00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:37,445 Loser. 336 00:21:37,529 --> 00:21:40,529 - Slow it down! - Blow me! 337 00:21:40,652 --> 00:21:42,904 All right! 338 00:21:43,029 --> 00:21:45,988 Hi. Gail Hailstorm. Field Reporter, Hard Story. 339 00:21:46,069 --> 00:21:48,237 Special Officer Doofy. 340 00:21:48,359 --> 00:21:52,320 Oh, hi, Doofy. Doofy, listen. Is there a problem on campus? 341 00:21:52,403 --> 00:21:54,611 - No comment. No comment. - Okay. Okay. 342 00:21:54,734 --> 00:21:58,404 You know, you look awfully young to be a police officer. 343 00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,985 - I'm 25 and a half years old. - Ooh! 344 00:22:01,068 --> 00:22:03,278 - Yeah, that's this many. - Ah, so big. 345 00:22:03,401 --> 00:22:05,568 Yeah. That's big. 346 00:22:05,651 --> 00:22:08,278 - Well, you don't look a day over 12. 347 00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:12,069 Except for the big head and glazed-over look in your eyes. 348 00:22:12,193 --> 00:22:15,776 - Ooh, was that drool? - Yeah. I forgot to swallow. 349 00:22:15,859 --> 00:22:19,277 Don't worry, cause I never forget. 350 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,819 - Would you remind me not to do that again? - Sorry. 351 00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:26,901 Due to the recent tragedy, the sheriff and me, your principal, 352 00:22:27,024 --> 00:22:29,442 will be questioning all students throughout the day. 353 00:22:29,567 --> 00:22:32,443 Wow. Sounds like we've got the makings of a serial killer on our hands. 354 00:22:32,567 --> 00:22:35,275 Yeah, I'm not supposed to say. It's official police business. 355 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:39,359 Hey, Doofy, what do you say you and I go inside my van over there... 356 00:22:39,482 --> 00:22:42,150 and, uh, get to know each other a little better? 357 00:22:42,273 --> 00:22:46,025 - Would you like that? Yeah, that van right there. - That van? 358 00:22:46,148 --> 00:22:48,607 Yeah. 359 00:22:48,691 --> 00:22:52,192 - Yeah, okay, lets go. Come on. - Oh! 360 00:22:52,315 --> 00:22:56,317 A terrible tragedy and an unbearable loss. 361 00:22:56,397 --> 00:23:00,482 Its days like today that we need prayer in school. 362 00:23:00,564 --> 00:23:05,566 It starts to unravel the very moral fabric of our society. 363 00:23:05,688 --> 00:23:07,897 Here you go, baby. 364 00:23:07,980 --> 00:23:09,898 Go to your daddy. 365 00:23:09,979 --> 00:23:12,397 Oh! 366 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:15,607 I'll see you after class. 367 00:23:15,729 --> 00:23:17,646 - Sweet! - All right! 368 00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:21,565 Okay, class, who would like to give their oral presentation first? 369 00:23:21,688 --> 00:23:24,523 - Oh! - Anybody? 370 00:23:24,646 --> 00:23:27,646 - Yes! - Anybody else? 371 00:23:29,478 --> 00:23:32,688 Okay, Heather. 372 00:23:35,188 --> 00:23:37,646 - Okay. Can I start? - Yeah. 373 00:23:37,771 --> 00:23:40,980 Okay, my presentation is on the First Amendment. 374 00:23:41,103 --> 00:23:45,523 And it began on May 25, 1787 in Philly with George Washington. 375 00:23:45,645 --> 00:23:47,520 And it states, and I quote, 376 00:23:47,646 --> 00:23:49,251 When our Founding Fathers argued the 377 00:23:49,250 --> 00:23:50,853 passage of our glorious Constitution-- 378 00:24:40,518 --> 00:24:44,060 The First Amendment gives us the right to say what we want-- 379 00:24:44,184 --> 00:24:47,101 Oh, shut the fuck up! 380 00:24:47,224 --> 00:24:50,476 So, who's next? 381 00:24:50,599 --> 00:24:53,599 Uh, Cindy Campbell. 382 00:24:53,724 --> 00:24:56,975 Isn't she the daughter of, well, you know-- 383 00:24:57,098 --> 00:25:00,642 - Oh, yeah, you know, old Mrs., uh-- - Old Mrs. -- 384 00:25:00,723 --> 00:25:03,599 Yeah. Yeah, the one and only-- 385 00:25:03,723 --> 00:25:07,100 The one and only. 386 00:25:07,223 --> 00:25:10,850 - Why, hello, Cindy. - Hi, Principal Seuiggman. 387 00:25:10,931 --> 00:25:15,141 - Thanks, Doofy. - Its Special Officer Doofy today, Cindy. 388 00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:17,452 Now, Cindy, Sheriff has some questions 389 00:25:17,453 --> 00:25:19,640 that he would like to ask you today. 390 00:25:19,763 --> 00:25:23,265 - What is that... god-awful smell? - I don't know. 391 00:25:23,348 --> 00:25:24,681 I got a poopie. 392 00:25:25,847 --> 00:25:28,765 Did you just say that you went poopie? 393 00:25:28,845 --> 00:25:31,931 - Yeah. It was good. - Mm. 394 00:25:32,013 --> 00:25:35,139 - Get him out of here. - Yes. 395 00:25:35,262 --> 00:25:37,764 - Thank you, Doofy. - Okay. 396 00:25:37,846 --> 00:25:40,306 You should now go back to Special Ed. 397 00:25:40,387 --> 00:25:44,014 - Okay. Salute. - Maybe a change of underwear, son. 398 00:25:44,095 --> 00:25:47,306 - Bye, Doofy. - Bye, Cindy. 399 00:25:47,430 --> 00:25:50,181 - How are you, Cindy? - Fine. 400 00:25:50,261 --> 00:25:53,180 - How are you, Sheriff? - Bloated, constipated. 401 00:25:53,261 --> 00:25:56,845 Got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut. You know, the usual. 402 00:25:56,971 --> 00:25:59,846 Cindy, I want to ask you some questions about Drew Decker. 403 00:26:01,637 --> 00:26:04,388 - I didn't really know her. - Oh, come on. Sure you do. 404 00:26:04,511 --> 00:26:06,845 No. I mean, I didn't really know her. 405 00:26:06,970 --> 00:26:10,638 I've been in this game a long time. Don't bullshit a bullshitter. 406 00:26:10,719 --> 00:26:14,221 Tell me about Drew. What was she like in bed, Cindy? 407 00:26:15,428 --> 00:26:18,554 Tried to get you. Its an old police trick. 408 00:26:18,677 --> 00:26:22,220 Its an old police trick. You didn't fall for it. Good for you, kid. 409 00:26:22,302 --> 00:26:24,218 Hike! 410 00:26:25,178 --> 00:26:27,720 Pass! Pass! 411 00:26:29,885 --> 00:26:32,387 -- All right, shower up! 412 00:26:32,468 --> 00:26:34,551 Yes! 413 00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:38,179 Yo, Dugan, man, nice play, yo. Word up. 414 00:26:38,301 --> 00:26:40,260 Johnson, what a block, baby. 415 00:26:40,343 --> 00:26:44,304 Word up. Woodward. Nice ass. 416 00:26:44,426 --> 00:26:46,552 Damn. 417 00:26:46,674 --> 00:26:50,009 Yo, Greg, what's up? You gonna hit the showers or what? 418 00:26:50,092 --> 00:26:54,261 No, man. I think I'm gonna work out, beat the bag a little. 419 00:26:54,384 --> 00:26:58,511 Suit yourself, kid. All right. Last one in the showers a rotten egg! 420 00:26:58,591 --> 00:27:02,510 Come on, yall! I'm gonna get you all! 421 00:27:02,591 --> 00:27:05,592 Don't let Uncle Ray catch you! 422 00:27:28,756 --> 00:27:33,049 Who did this? Huh? Where are you? 423 00:27:33,174 --> 00:27:35,424 This isn't funny, all right? 424 00:27:35,506 --> 00:27:38,549 A small dicks like a disability, man! 425 00:27:38,630 --> 00:27:42,880 Would you make fun of a guy in a wheelchair? Huh? Would you? 426 00:27:43,004 --> 00:27:45,380 Come on out here, you sick fuck! 427 00:27:45,505 --> 00:27:49,464 I'll kick the shit out of you right now! All right? 428 00:27:49,547 --> 00:27:51,547 Its not the size of the hammer, 429 00:27:51,672 --> 00:27:53,548 its the nail you're throwing it at! 430 00:27:56,047 --> 00:27:58,589 It's a shame how she died. 431 00:27:58,712 --> 00:28:00,963 - She was such a nice girl. 432 00:28:00,964 --> 00:28:03,213 - Yeah, she used to baby-sit my brother Doofy. 433 00:28:03,295 --> 00:28:06,962 - He had the biggest crush on her. - Ray, you're a dead man. 434 00:28:07,085 --> 00:28:09,504 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 435 00:28:09,587 --> 00:28:11,587 You wanna get butt-naked and wrestle? 436 00:28:11,712 --> 00:28:14,964 - Bring it on, Ray! - Hold my earrings. Where's my Vaseline? 437 00:28:15,086 --> 00:28:18,004 - Take it easy. What's the problem? - I'll show you the problem. 438 00:28:18,086 --> 00:28:20,920 Oh-- That's you? 439 00:28:21,004 --> 00:28:24,630 They-- They turned the hot water off in the showers, all right? 440 00:28:29,503 --> 00:28:32,086 Laugh it up, you guys. Big laugh. 441 00:28:33,710 --> 00:28:36,211 You know what? You can all go to hell! 442 00:28:36,293 --> 00:28:39,585 Greg, you're not the only one who got one. 443 00:28:39,711 --> 00:28:43,045 Oh, you mean Bobby’s got a baby dick too? 444 00:28:45,626 --> 00:28:48,251 No. I was talking about the note. 445 00:28:48,334 --> 00:28:50,627 I got one too. 446 00:28:50,709 --> 00:28:53,501 - Somebody knows. - That's bullshit, Cindy. 447 00:28:53,626 --> 00:28:55,627 Someone just trying to fuck with us. 448 00:28:55,750 --> 00:28:58,376 We have to call the police, Greg. 449 00:28:58,501 --> 00:29:01,169 You call the police, and I'll kill you myself. 450 00:29:08,458 --> 00:29:10,834 - You're hurting her, man. - And you know what? 451 00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:12,832 That goes for all of you guys. 452 00:29:12,917 --> 00:29:15,544 That psycho wants a piece of me, bring it on. 453 00:29:15,624 --> 00:29:18,750 But I'm not going to jail. You got that? 454 00:29:26,332 --> 00:29:28,249 What's everybody talking about? 455 00:29:28,332 --> 00:29:31,375 Just forget it, Shorty. You already know too much. 456 00:29:34,205 --> 00:29:37,040 -- Aren't they beautiful? 457 00:29:38,497 --> 00:29:41,498 - Buffy! - Contestant number one! 458 00:29:44,580 --> 00:29:48,081 Very good. And contestant number two. 459 00:29:51,998 --> 00:29:54,873 Very good. And contestant number three. 460 00:29:54,996 --> 00:29:58,540 Buffy! That's my girl! 461 00:29:58,663 --> 00:30:01,914 - That's my girlfriend! - Yeah, that's my girlfriend too! 462 00:30:01,998 --> 00:30:05,290 - Hey, kiss my ass! - Yeah, I'm hitting that too! 463 00:30:05,371 --> 00:30:08,373 - All right, Buffy! - Hey, shut the hell up, man! 464 00:30:08,496 --> 00:30:12,372 - The best pussy I ever had! - What, you want a piece of me? 465 00:30:12,453 --> 00:30:14,120 Now the talent portion of the competition. 466 00:30:14,246 --> 00:30:16,476 Oh, you guys, I'm gonna go downstairs for 467 00:30:16,477 --> 00:30:18,705 a closer seat. See you after the show. 468 00:30:18,829 --> 00:30:21,747 Number three, Buffy Gilmore. 469 00:30:21,870 --> 00:30:23,183 Hey, you know what? I'm gonna go hit the head. 470 00:30:23,184 --> 00:30:24,495 You want me to bring you back anything? 471 00:30:24,620 --> 00:30:27,080 No, no, no. I'm good, man. But hurry back. She's gonna perform. 472 00:30:27,203 --> 00:30:29,787 - Don't worry. I'll be back. - Good evening, Buffy. 473 00:30:29,912 --> 00:30:32,039 And what will be your talent for this evening? 474 00:30:32,162 --> 00:30:35,953 Acting. I'll be doing a dramatic reading. 475 00:30:36,035 --> 00:30:38,287 Yeah, yeah! 476 00:30:38,369 --> 00:30:40,412 Buffy Gilmore doing a dramatic reading. 477 00:30:42,244 --> 00:30:45,787 Hey, do that thing from Baywatch! She's running down the beach! 478 00:30:52,702 --> 00:30:54,744 Look out, Greg! Look behind you! 479 00:30:56,325 --> 00:30:59,077 - Its him! It's the killer! - Huh? 480 00:30:59,201 --> 00:31:02,120 Oh, my God! Somebody do something! 481 00:31:02,243 --> 00:31:05,743 Somebody do something! 482 00:31:05,825 --> 00:31:07,951 He's killing him! 483 00:31:08,076 --> 00:31:10,911 - He's killing him! - Must be an original piece. 484 00:31:10,991 --> 00:31:12,910 He's killing him! 485 00:31:12,993 --> 00:31:16,619 She's good. She's good. 486 00:31:16,699 --> 00:31:19,576 - What's wrong with you people? - That's fantastic. 487 00:31:19,698 --> 00:31:22,992 You fucking bastards! Why won't anyone help? 488 00:31:23,075 --> 00:31:26,535 - Amazing. - She's the next Pamela Lee. 489 00:31:26,616 --> 00:31:29,035 Oh, God! Oh, God! Don't! 490 00:31:29,115 --> 00:31:32,659 Greg, hold on! 491 00:31:34,241 --> 00:31:36,658 Give it up for Buffy Gilmore! Beautiful. 492 00:31:36,783 --> 00:31:38,867 Absolutely fantastic. 493 00:31:42,073 --> 00:31:46,117 I think we have a winner, ladies and gentlemen. Miss Buffy Gilmore! 494 00:31:46,198 --> 00:31:48,784 Buffy, wait. You have to go back onstage. 495 00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:51,198 - No. I have to get to Greg. - But you won! 496 00:31:51,323 --> 00:31:54,450 - They're calling your name. - There's a killer-- 497 00:31:54,531 --> 00:31:56,865 - I won? - They're calling your name. Go. 498 00:31:56,947 --> 00:31:59,825 - Buffy, what happened? What about Greg? - Oh, fuck Greg. I won. 499 00:31:59,906 --> 00:32:02,657 - Congratulations! - Oh, out of my way, loser! 500 00:32:02,737 --> 00:32:05,572 - Miss Buffy Gilmore! 501 00:32:05,697 --> 00:32:07,697 Here she comes 502 00:32:07,780 --> 00:32:10,781 Miss Teen She's So Fine 503 00:32:10,906 --> 00:32:13,157 - Such lovely tits - Give me my crown, bitch. 504 00:32:13,281 --> 00:32:16,405 And a great behind 505 00:32:16,487 --> 00:32:21,488 There she is Doggy style anytime 506 00:32:21,611 --> 00:32:25,821 And I'll do her behind behind and behind 507 00:32:25,946 --> 00:32:28,865 Oh, there she is 508 00:32:28,945 --> 00:32:31,488 She loves 69 509 00:32:31,569 --> 00:32:33,821 There's no sign of him anywhere. 510 00:32:33,904 --> 00:32:37,696 - He could've taken the body. - That's impossible, Cindy. 511 00:32:37,778 --> 00:32:39,071 - There's no blood. There's nothing. Look around. 512 00:32:39,072 --> 00:32:40,363 - I'll bet it's just Greg playing... 513 00:32:40,445 --> 00:32:42,363 another one of his dumb jokes. 514 00:32:42,486 --> 00:32:43,987 He's gonna turn up. I'm sure of it. He's 515 00:32:43,988 --> 00:32:45,488 - probably at my house waiting for us right now, 516 00:32:45,611 --> 00:32:48,153 -you guys. - All right, fine. 517 00:32:48,278 --> 00:32:50,862 But you know what? I'm gonna look around some more, so-- 518 00:32:50,986 --> 00:32:53,153 - You mind catching a ride home with Buffy? - Yeah, no problem. 519 00:32:53,278 --> 00:32:55,695 - All right, fine. - Call me later. 520 00:33:17,234 --> 00:33:19,693 - Hello. - Hello, Cindy. 521 00:33:19,776 --> 00:33:23,067 - Who is this? - Its me, Bobby. 522 00:33:23,152 --> 00:33:25,652 You know, your boyfriend. 523 00:33:25,734 --> 00:33:29,778 Yeah, I'm sorry. I guess I'm a little jumpy lately. 524 00:33:29,858 --> 00:33:32,609 - Hey, any sign of Greg? - No. 525 00:33:32,734 --> 00:33:36,152 - Do you want me to come by? - No. 526 00:33:36,275 --> 00:33:40,027 I'm just gonna take a bath, and then I'm gonna go to bed. 527 00:33:40,150 --> 00:33:43,900 Okay. I’d really like to see you, but-- I love you. 528 00:33:43,982 --> 00:33:47,401 Aw. I love you too, baby. 529 00:34:09,898 --> 00:34:11,774 Bobby, I told you-- 530 00:34:11,897 --> 00:34:14,147 I still know what you did last Halloween. 531 00:34:14,230 --> 00:34:15,939 Who is this? 532 00:34:28,937 --> 00:34:32,648 - Ow! Ow! 533 00:34:35,563 --> 00:34:38,148 - Hello. - I'm gonna kill you. 534 00:34:38,272 --> 00:34:40,729 - I'm gonna slice you up. - Who is this? 535 00:34:40,811 --> 00:34:43,104 - I'm gonna chop you like liver. - What do you want? 536 00:34:43,229 --> 00:34:45,646 I'm in the house. 537 00:34:45,728 --> 00:34:50,604 Do you know where I am? 538 00:34:50,727 --> 00:34:54,479 I could be anywhere. I'm like the wind, baby. 539 00:34:54,604 --> 00:34:57,980 Yeah. Where am I? 540 00:35:00,310 --> 00:35:03,061 Um, you're-you're behind the couch. 541 00:35:03,145 --> 00:35:06,772 What? How do you know that? 542 00:35:06,895 --> 00:35:08,811 I can, um, see your feet. 543 00:35:10,684 --> 00:35:14,145 Ah! Okay, turn around. 544 00:35:14,226 --> 00:35:16,476 Close your eyes. No peeking. 545 00:35:20,809 --> 00:35:25,145 Yeah. No. No. No. 546 00:35:25,226 --> 00:35:28,144 Hey, no peeking. No peeking. Turn around. 547 00:35:28,269 --> 00:35:29,895 Good. 548 00:35:29,975 --> 00:35:32,059 Okay, now you look. 549 00:35:32,144 --> 00:35:34,977 Now do you know where I am? You don't. 550 00:35:35,101 --> 00:35:39,144 No, Mr. Killer. I don't know where you are. 551 00:35:39,266 --> 00:35:42,851 I'll give you a big clue. 552 00:35:45,142 --> 00:35:47,434 Oh! I gotta stop drinking. 553 00:35:53,808 --> 00:35:55,767 - Grandma! - Ow, baby! 554 00:35:55,892 --> 00:35:57,768 Oh, my hip! 555 00:36:29,306 --> 00:36:31,723 White woman in trouble off the 744-- 556 00:36:38,305 --> 00:36:41,723 Are you okay? I heard screaming. What's going on? 557 00:36:41,803 --> 00:36:44,139 - Bobby, he was here. - Shh. 558 00:36:44,264 --> 00:36:47,681 - The killer was here, Bobby. - Its okay. 559 00:36:54,639 --> 00:36:58,431 - I can explain that. - Oh, my God. 560 00:36:58,553 --> 00:37:01,388 A friend gave 'em to me. Cindy. Cindy. 561 00:37:01,512 --> 00:37:03,763 Cindy. Cindy! 562 00:37:03,888 --> 00:37:06,847 Cindy! Cindy! Cindy! 563 00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:13,720 Its me, Cindy. 564 00:37:13,845 --> 00:37:16,471 Cindy, you know me. Cindy. 565 00:37:23,137 --> 00:37:25,513 I know you've had a rough night, Cindy, so I won't keep you. 566 00:37:25,635 --> 00:37:28,427 I just want you to look at some photos. Tell me what you think. 567 00:37:34,636 --> 00:37:36,551 Mm-mmm. 568 00:37:38,633 --> 00:37:41,593 - No? - No. 569 00:37:41,718 --> 00:37:45,720 - I'm sorry, Sheriff. - You sure? 570 00:37:45,842 --> 00:37:48,760 Okay, you're free to go. Do you have somebody picking you up? 571 00:37:48,884 --> 00:37:51,800 - Yeah. - Oh. Just-- 572 00:37:51,885 --> 00:37:54,510 Just check that one out again. 573 00:37:56,051 --> 00:38:00,970 - Mm, no. - No? No? Well, worth a shot. All right, thanks. 574 00:38:01,050 --> 00:38:02,363 - Guess what I just did with those hookers we busted. 575 00:38:02,362 --> 00:38:03,674 - No way. 576 00:38:03,757 --> 00:38:06,842 All the way, man! Yes, yes. Watch this. Doofy! 577 00:38:06,966 --> 00:38:09,216 - Yeah? - Come on. Come on. 578 00:38:09,341 --> 00:38:10,842 Okay. 579 00:38:10,925 --> 00:38:13,843 Special Officer Doofy reporting. 580 00:38:13,923 --> 00:38:16,425 Hey, Doofy, smell my fingers. 581 00:38:16,506 --> 00:38:21,258 - What's that? - That's when you know you've become a man, Doofy! 582 00:38:21,340 --> 00:38:24,298 Hey, Terry, smell my finger. 583 00:38:24,423 --> 00:38:27,091 - What the hell is that? - My ass. 584 00:38:27,173 --> 00:38:29,257 - Get the hell out of here, Doofy. - Doofy. 585 00:38:29,339 --> 00:38:34,175 - Mom said get home now. - Tell Mom I'm on official police business. 586 00:38:34,297 --> 00:38:38,008 - Cindy, are you okay? - Hey, hey, hey. No talking to the witness. 587 00:38:38,131 --> 00:38:40,924 - Go get in the car, Doofy. She's coming with us. - Does Mom know? 588 00:38:41,047 --> 00:38:44,006 - Yeah, Doofus. - Mom says when I wear this badge, 589 00:38:44,131 --> 00:38:46,507 you're supposed to treat me like a man of the law. 590 00:38:46,589 --> 00:38:49,589 Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner. 591 00:38:49,713 --> 00:38:52,424 Oh! Oh! 592 00:38:52,546 --> 00:38:55,088 Okay, three, two-- 593 00:38:55,212 --> 00:38:57,463 - Oh, no. Gosh darn. - What now? 594 00:38:57,546 --> 00:38:58,651 - It's just that there's all these numbers with deci-- 595 00:38:58,652 --> 00:38:59,756 - What, can't you count? 596 00:38:59,836 --> 00:39:03,171 - No, I can count, but there's really-- - Let me make it easy for you. 597 00:39:03,296 --> 00:39:06,798 This little piggy went to the market. This little piggy stayed home. 598 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:08,588 Now, if this little piggy doesn't roll the goddamn camera-- 599 00:39:08,712 --> 00:39:11,381 - I'm gonna put my foot up his fuckin' ass-- - We're live, Gail. 600 00:39:11,504 --> 00:39:13,795 Gail Hailstorm standing out front of the police station... 601 00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:16,171 where I'm going to try and get a glimpse of Cindy Campbell, 602 00:39:16,254 --> 00:39:18,755 the young girl who was attacked earlier this evening. 603 00:39:18,877 --> 00:39:21,211 - You're on my foot, fat shit! - Sorry, G-- 604 00:39:21,294 --> 00:39:23,255 - What did I say? - Don't ever step on Gail's shoes. 605 00:39:23,379 --> 00:39:25,255 - Why not? - Because Gail wears Prada shoes. 606 00:39:25,378 --> 00:39:27,379 - You idiot. - I'm a bad man. 607 00:39:27,462 --> 00:39:29,546 Cindy! Cindy! 608 00:39:29,627 --> 00:39:31,878 - Cindy, can we get a statement? - Buffy Gilmore, Miss Teen. 609 00:39:31,962 --> 00:39:34,879 - She's not talking. - Is it true the police have someone in custody? 610 00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:38,169 - Come on, Cindy. - Cindy, your ass looks fat! 611 00:39:39,293 --> 00:39:41,085 Bitch! 612 00:39:42,503 --> 00:39:45,336 - Good shot. - Come on. 613 00:39:45,418 --> 00:39:47,794 - All right, who copped a feel? - Gail, it was me. 614 00:39:47,876 --> 00:39:50,542 - Oh, my God. - It was an accident, Gail. 615 00:39:50,668 --> 00:39:54,003 I only touched it, the top of the breast. 616 00:39:54,084 --> 00:39:56,002 - It was so tender and juicy. - Shut up! 617 00:40:04,958 --> 00:40:08,628 - Yo. - Hello, Shorty. What are you doing? 618 00:40:08,708 --> 00:40:13,961 Nothin'. Sittin' here watchin' the game. Smokin' some bud. 619 00:40:15,459 --> 00:40:17,460 Are you all alone? 620 00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:20,834 - Was sup? - Was sup? 621 00:40:20,916 --> 00:40:23,752 What the-- Who's that? 622 00:40:23,875 --> 00:40:26,709 Yo, pick up the phone. 623 00:40:26,789 --> 00:40:29,833 - Was sup? - Was sup? 624 00:40:32,123 --> 00:40:34,500 Yo, Dookie, pick up the phone! 625 00:40:35,622 --> 00:40:37,957 - Yo. - Was sup? 626 00:40:47,039 --> 00:40:52,457 - What you doin', son? - Nothin'... Just chillin'... killin'... 627 00:40:52,538 --> 00:40:55,165 True. True. 628 00:40:55,497 --> 00:40:57,372 So you think Bobby did it? 629 00:41:00,830 --> 00:41:03,873 I don't know. But he was there, Buffy. 630 00:41:03,998 --> 00:41:08,040 I knew there had to be something. He just too perfect. 631 00:41:08,122 --> 00:41:11,456 Handsome, smart, good in bed. 632 00:41:11,580 --> 00:41:15,581 - What did you say? - Uh-- 633 00:41:15,704 --> 00:41:19,039 Hey, Cindy. Got your ice pack for your hand. 634 00:41:19,161 --> 00:41:21,870 - Ow! - Sorry. 635 00:41:21,996 --> 00:41:24,538 I'll get you one for your head. 636 00:41:24,661 --> 00:41:26,996 No, no, that's okay, Doofy. 637 00:41:27,121 --> 00:41:31,580 Hey, we are gonna get that guy you dumped in the water. Yeah. 638 00:41:31,703 --> 00:41:33,704 I'll be next door if you need me. 639 00:41:33,826 --> 00:41:37,203 Night, Cindy. 640 00:41:37,287 --> 00:41:38,745 Buffy, you told him? 641 00:41:38,827 --> 00:41:41,911 The moron overheard a conversation Greg and I were having. 642 00:41:41,995 --> 00:41:44,412 - Yeah, but what if he says something? - Who's gonna believe... 643 00:41:44,495 --> 00:41:47,203 a retarded retard like him anyway? 644 00:41:47,286 --> 00:41:49,747 Cindy, telephone. 645 00:41:51,953 --> 00:41:53,828 Thank you. 646 00:41:53,951 --> 00:41:57,285 - Hello. - Hello, Cindy. 647 00:41:57,368 --> 00:41:59,744 - Guess what. - No! 648 00:41:59,869 --> 00:42:01,910 - You got the wrong guy. - No! 649 00:42:02,033 --> 00:42:03,909 - Doofy! - Its not Bobby. 650 00:42:04,033 --> 00:42:05,910 Who is this? 651 00:42:06,035 --> 00:42:08,703 - Doofy! Doofy! - Oh, my God. 652 00:42:15,952 --> 00:42:20,370 Hello? 653 00:42:20,451 --> 00:42:25,120 I said don't disturb me while I'm cleaning my room! 654 00:42:30,990 --> 00:42:33,491 I heard Bobby got out this morning. 655 00:42:33,616 --> 00:42:36,868 I haven't seen him around. Is he pissed? 656 00:42:36,991 --> 00:42:41,034 You mean since you branded him the Candy man? No. His heart is broken. 657 00:42:41,156 --> 00:42:44,199 Yo, son. Its like I seen this all before. 658 00:42:44,282 --> 00:42:46,284 They had a killer at your old high school, Shorty? 659 00:42:46,407 --> 00:42:48,282 No, it was in this movie Scream. 660 00:42:48,407 --> 00:42:50,825 Same dialogue and everything. This is ill. 661 00:42:50,948 --> 00:42:52,823 - How did it end? - I don't know. 662 00:42:52,948 --> 00:42:54,512 Some niggas started shooting up in the 663 00:42:54,513 --> 00:42:56,075 movie theater, so we just broke out. 664 00:42:56,156 --> 00:42:59,866 - No doubt. - Okay, I say we all just stick together. 665 00:42:59,988 --> 00:43:01,990 Tonight everyone meet at my house. 666 00:43:02,115 --> 00:43:03,907 And bring some friends. But don't tell everyone. 667 00:43:03,908 --> 00:43:05,699 Try to keep it quiet. 668 00:43:05,822 --> 00:43:07,198 Okay. 669 00:43:07,322 --> 00:43:12,325 Yo! Party at Cindy's house! Drunk white women for everybody! 670 00:43:13,903 --> 00:43:18,697 Ray, if you see Bobby, tell him I love him. 671 00:43:18,779 --> 00:43:22,989 Okay. If I see Bobby, I'll tell him I love him. 672 00:43:29,987 --> 00:43:32,530 -Jesus! - Its okay. It's all right. It's just me, baby. 673 00:43:32,655 --> 00:43:35,655 - What, you don't still think It's me, do you? - No. 674 00:43:35,779 --> 00:43:37,863 It's just that somebody did try to kill me. 675 00:43:37,986 --> 00:43:40,154 - And the police said I scared him away. 676 00:43:40,155 --> 00:43:42,321 - I know. He called me last night. 677 00:43:42,404 --> 00:43:45,822 You see, it couldn't have been me. I was in jail last night. Remember? 678 00:43:48,069 --> 00:43:50,028 You're the best. 679 00:43:50,111 --> 00:43:52,571 I'm sorry. Please understand. 680 00:43:52,651 --> 00:43:54,069 Understand what? That my girlfriend would 681 00:43:54,070 --> 00:43:55,486 rather call me a killer than touch me? 682 00:43:55,611 --> 00:43:57,488 - That's not true, Bobby. - Then what is it? 683 00:43:57,610 --> 00:44:00,027 What is it? She's gone and she's not coming back. 684 00:44:00,153 --> 00:44:02,341 - Its been over a year, Cindy. 685 00:44:02,340 --> 00:44:04,527 - But Ginger was such an important part of the Spice Girls. 686 00:44:04,652 --> 00:44:07,862 - Oh, you gotta move on, baby. - Oh! 687 00:44:07,985 --> 00:44:10,694 I'm sorry if my complicated life... 688 00:44:10,819 --> 00:44:14,863 is an inconvenience to your perfect existence. 689 00:44:14,986 --> 00:44:17,820 Cindy. Cindy. 690 00:44:17,901 --> 00:44:19,985 Okay, everybody, listen up. 691 00:44:20,069 --> 00:44:22,402 Let me just say, uh, 692 00:44:22,485 --> 00:44:26,693 the killing of these teenagers has been tragic, but, uh-- 693 00:44:26,816 --> 00:44:28,735 Hey, you know, shit happens. 694 00:44:28,817 --> 00:44:32,361 Sheriff!. Sheriff!. 695 00:44:32,442 --> 00:44:35,651 - Yes, Miss Thunderstorm. - Have they found Cindy Campbell's father? 696 00:44:35,774 --> 00:44:37,817 - No. - Isn't he a suspect? 697 00:44:37,942 --> 00:44:40,067 That is classified information. Where are you getting that? 698 00:44:40,190 --> 00:44:43,900 I'm sorry, but my sources are strictly confidential, Sheriff. 699 00:44:43,983 --> 00:44:46,484 Hey, Gail. 700 00:44:46,607 --> 00:44:49,900 Gail swallows. 701 00:44:55,398 --> 00:44:57,273 Watch this. 702 00:44:58,649 --> 00:45:01,567 Hello. Who is this? 703 00:45:01,648 --> 00:45:03,774 What? 704 00:45:03,900 --> 00:45:06,442 You wanna kill me? 705 00:45:06,564 --> 00:45:08,733 Oh, God. Hold on. 706 00:45:08,815 --> 00:45:12,858 Cindy, its for you. 707 00:45:14,814 --> 00:45:16,772 All right, knock it off, Buffy. 708 00:45:16,856 --> 00:45:20,315 Now, as you all have heard, there is a killer in town... 709 00:45:20,397 --> 00:45:23,732 and the police have asked us to give you the following safety tips. 710 00:45:23,855 --> 00:45:26,021 Stay in well-lit areas. 711 00:45:26,146 --> 00:45:28,523 Do not travel alone whenever possible. 712 00:45:28,646 --> 00:45:30,563 Always wipe front to back. 713 00:45:30,646 --> 00:45:33,188 And remember, never, ever believe someone... 714 00:45:33,311 --> 00:45:36,563 when they tell you that shaving your pubic hair... 715 00:45:36,646 --> 00:45:39,606 will rid you of crab infestation. 716 00:45:39,688 --> 00:45:43,647 Now, I understand this is a difficult time for you young ladies. 717 00:45:43,730 --> 00:45:46,730 So if anyone needs to come to my office to talk, 718 00:45:46,855 --> 00:45:48,856 I am here for you. 719 00:45:52,978 --> 00:45:56,271 - What a crock of shit. - It's not, Buffy! 720 00:45:56,354 --> 00:45:59,272 He's real! 721 00:46:08,352 --> 00:46:10,229 Miss Mann? 722 00:46:12,310 --> 00:46:15,604 Come in, dear. Have a seat. Take off your bra if you'd like. 723 00:46:17,184 --> 00:46:20,103 No, thanks. 724 00:46:20,186 --> 00:46:22,312 What can I do for you, Cindy? 725 00:46:22,435 --> 00:46:26,603 I need to talk. See, I have this problem... 726 00:46:26,684 --> 00:46:28,976 and I don't know who to tell. 727 00:46:29,101 --> 00:46:33,103 - Not feeling so fresh? - Huh? 728 00:46:33,184 --> 00:46:35,603 Feminine odor and itching got you down? 729 00:46:35,683 --> 00:46:38,809 Uh, no. No, not that. 730 00:46:38,934 --> 00:46:42,228 Then what is it? 731 00:46:42,308 --> 00:46:45,478 I have a terrible secret. 732 00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:48,517 Well, Cindy, we all have our little secrets. 733 00:46:51,516 --> 00:46:53,933 Sometimes we do things we're not so proud of. 734 00:46:54,059 --> 00:46:56,684 Some for money, 735 00:46:56,808 --> 00:47:00,267 others to gain the athletic edge on the competition. 736 00:47:00,350 --> 00:47:02,933 Sometimes those secrets come back to haunt us. 737 00:47:03,016 --> 00:47:05,058 - Aah! - Do you know what I mean? 738 00:47:05,182 --> 00:47:09,849 Yes, I do, um, Miss Mann. Thanks for ball-- 739 00:47:09,931 --> 00:47:13,849 I mean, all your help. I have to go to class. 740 00:47:13,931 --> 00:47:15,849 Anytime, dear. 741 00:47:18,681 --> 00:47:22,432 - Buffy, are you coming? - I'll catch up with you guys in a sec. 742 00:47:28,555 --> 00:47:31,473 Redrum. 743 00:47:31,557 --> 00:47:33,473 Hello? 744 00:47:40,638 --> 00:47:43,723 Somebody there? 745 00:47:43,847 --> 00:47:45,721 Hello! 746 00:47:48,763 --> 00:47:52,930 Very funny. 747 00:47:53,054 --> 00:47:55,054 Who put you up to this, Cindy? 748 00:47:55,179 --> 00:47:57,764 Lose the cape. Its way too '90s horror. 749 00:48:00,137 --> 00:48:04,263 Oh, so what movie is this from, Die, Cheerleader, Die? 750 00:48:06,470 --> 00:48:11,303 Wanna play psycho killer? Can I be the helpless cheerleader? 751 00:48:13,053 --> 00:48:15,678 Oh, so this is where I'm supposed to beg for my life? 752 00:48:16,844 --> 00:48:19,803 Please, Mr. Killer, don't kill me. 753 00:48:23,678 --> 00:48:26,553 So is this where I'm supposed to bleed? 754 00:48:26,635 --> 00:48:30,428 Oh, look, I'm bleeding! 755 00:48:32,052 --> 00:48:33,970 Oh, yeah, I'm supposed to run, right? 756 00:48:34,095 --> 00:48:39,721 Okay. I'm running! I'm running! Help! 757 00:48:39,844 --> 00:48:44,804 Help! Now I'm gonna fall and break my leg, leaving me helpless. 758 00:48:44,883 --> 00:48:48,302 Aah! 759 00:48:48,384 --> 00:48:52,178 There you go, Mr. Scary Killer. I'm panicking now. 760 00:48:52,259 --> 00:48:56,509 Oh, God! Somebody please help me! 761 00:48:56,592 --> 00:48:58,801 Oh, God, no! 762 00:48:58,927 --> 00:49:01,219 No! 763 00:49:01,342 --> 00:49:03,801 Oh, now what? 764 00:49:03,926 --> 00:49:09,511 I guess this is the big climax. Hope you don't mind if I fake it. Aah! 765 00:49:11,924 --> 00:49:15,176 Oh, look at me. I'm all dead. 766 00:49:15,257 --> 00:49:18,508 I'm a gross, scary severed head. Come on. Please. 767 00:49:18,631 --> 00:49:22,632 Do you know who I am? I'm Miss Teen. You're really giving me a headache. 768 00:49:22,717 --> 00:49:24,655 And you got blood all over my Gucci sweater. 769 00:49:24,654 --> 00:49:26,590 I hope you're gonna pay for that. 770 00:49:26,715 --> 00:49:29,175 Ah! I will not be ignored by the likes-- 771 00:49:30,799 --> 00:49:34,383 - I'm gonna jump! - Phil, get back in there. 772 00:49:34,465 --> 00:49:36,423 - No! - What are you doing up there? 773 00:49:36,506 --> 00:49:40,341 - Be reasonable. - I cant take this fucking job... 774 00:49:40,423 --> 00:49:43,424 or those greasy shit head teenagers anymore! 775 00:49:43,547 --> 00:49:48,841 - I'm going to end it all! - Wait! Hold on! We're getting help for you! 776 00:49:48,964 --> 00:49:51,340 Now we know Bobby’s not the killer. So who is? 777 00:49:51,422 --> 00:49:53,341 I don't know. 778 00:49:53,422 --> 00:49:54,651 Well if the killer was in your house last 779 00:49:54,652 --> 00:49:55,880 night, why didn't he just kill you then? 780 00:49:55,964 --> 00:49:57,923 Because he's just messing with us. 781 00:49:58,046 --> 00:50:00,380 don't you see? He's got us right where he wants us. 782 00:50:00,464 --> 00:50:03,090 We cant go to the police. He's just out 783 00:50:03,089 --> 00:50:05,714 there watching us and waiting for us. 784 00:50:05,797 --> 00:50:09,173 What are you waiting for, huh? 785 00:50:09,255 --> 00:50:11,921 What are you waiting for? 786 00:50:12,044 --> 00:50:13,921 What are you waiting for? 787 00:50:14,046 --> 00:50:16,630 What am I waiting for? 788 00:50:16,753 --> 00:50:20,171 What am I waiting for? What are you waiting for? 789 00:50:20,254 --> 00:50:23,088 Fuck you! 790 00:50:24,088 --> 00:50:26,171 Oh, my God. 791 00:50:26,294 --> 00:50:29,171 Ray, I still don't think this party is a good idea. 792 00:50:29,296 --> 00:50:31,150 - You know I'm not gonna let nothin' happen to you. 793 00:50:31,149 --> 00:50:33,002 - I just don't feel right. 794 00:50:33,127 --> 00:50:36,587 - Why cant we just do something else? - How about we go to the movies? 795 00:50:36,710 --> 00:50:40,420 Huh? You like that? See a little movie, huh? 796 00:50:43,419 --> 00:50:47,254 - Hey! This is my song! - Hey! 797 00:50:47,376 --> 00:50:50,420 - You know they gave me a shout-out on the album, right? - What? 798 00:50:50,500 --> 00:50:54,794 Everywhere I go I see the same hos 799 00:50:54,876 --> 00:50:56,792 Ooh, Brenda. 800 00:50:56,876 --> 00:50:59,627 Did I tell you how sexy you look in my jersey? 801 00:50:59,709 --> 00:51:02,293 - I do, Ray? - Yes. 802 00:51:02,376 --> 00:51:05,503 I like it. Hey, get up. Go over there. Let me see it. 803 00:51:10,375 --> 00:51:13,792 Ooh! Yes, I like that. 804 00:51:13,916 --> 00:51:16,542 - You like that? You like that? - Yeah. Hey! 805 00:51:16,625 --> 00:51:20,585 Hey, put this on with it. 806 00:51:20,667 --> 00:51:23,959 - Ray, you are so freaky. - That's right. You know I'm freaky, girl. 807 00:51:24,082 --> 00:51:26,292 Go on. Pull it. Pull it up. 808 00:51:26,374 --> 00:51:29,084 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ah, ahh! 809 00:51:29,165 --> 00:51:32,708 Yeah. Here. Put this on with it. 810 00:51:32,831 --> 00:51:34,707 Go on. 811 00:51:36,166 --> 00:51:40,418 - Are you sure? - Go on, girl. Go on. Pull it on. 812 00:51:40,541 --> 00:51:43,833 - Okay. - Go on. 813 00:51:45,665 --> 00:51:49,708 - I like that look. - Ooh! I'm bad. 814 00:51:49,831 --> 00:51:52,958 Here. Put this on with it. 815 00:51:53,081 --> 00:51:55,414 Go on, girl. Put it on. 816 00:51:55,497 --> 00:51:58,458 Yeah. Put that shit on there. Come on. Just shove it on. 817 00:51:58,580 --> 00:52:02,457 Do it. Yeah. Ooh, so fucking sexy. 818 00:52:02,580 --> 00:52:05,163 Come here, girl. Bring your little sexy ass over here. Come on! 819 00:52:05,247 --> 00:52:09,498 Full speed. Charge! 820 00:52:10,622 --> 00:52:13,082 Yes! Yes! Come on! Turn around! 821 00:52:13,205 --> 00:52:15,081 Turn around! Come on! 822 00:52:15,206 --> 00:52:17,539 Yes, Brendan! Take it, Brendan! Take it, Brendan! 823 00:52:17,621 --> 00:52:19,663 - Who? - Uh-- Uh, Brenda. 824 00:52:19,746 --> 00:52:23,165 Put the helmet on. No, lets role-play. Come on. You get me. 825 00:52:23,245 --> 00:52:25,538 - Come on! Come on! - Huh? 826 00:52:25,619 --> 00:52:27,621 I'm here at Lovers Lookout. 827 00:52:27,704 --> 00:52:30,080 Its dark, It's in the middle of nowhere, 828 00:52:30,163 --> 00:52:33,247 and its where hormone-driven teens love to come and fool around. 829 00:52:33,329 --> 00:52:36,622 So very likely we're about to see someone get killed. 830 00:52:36,703 --> 00:52:38,683 Okay, sure enough, there's a girl in 831 00:52:38,684 --> 00:52:40,663 that car, blouse unbuttoned, all alone. 832 00:52:40,786 --> 00:52:43,161 Lets see if she'll have a word with us. 833 00:52:43,286 --> 00:52:46,789 Hi. Gail Hailstorm, author of the new book You're Next. 834 00:52:46,911 --> 00:52:50,287 - Oh, yeah. - Can you tell us your name? 835 00:52:50,410 --> 00:52:52,286 - Well, my names Heather. 836 00:52:52,287 --> 00:52:54,161 - Can you tell us what you are doing out here all alone? 837 00:52:54,244 --> 00:52:58,621 Well, yeah, sure. My boyfriend and I were just, like, making out... 838 00:52:58,745 --> 00:53:01,119 and then we heard a noise out there, so he went to go check it, 839 00:53:01,242 --> 00:53:03,619 but-- well, that was, like, ten minutes ago. 840 00:53:03,744 --> 00:53:05,953 Yeah, yeah. Has it crossed your little mind 841 00:53:05,952 --> 00:53:08,160 that your boyfriend was probably murdered... 842 00:53:08,285 --> 00:53:11,411 and you're about to be slaughtered next? 843 00:53:11,492 --> 00:53:15,327 - Really? No way! - Way. 844 00:53:15,409 --> 00:53:17,785 - Heather, good luck. - Okay, thanks, Gail. You're the best. 845 00:53:17,868 --> 00:53:21,618 Just as I thought. The murder is happening as we speak. 846 00:53:21,701 --> 00:53:24,368 I'm going to try and break into the bloodshed. Are you getting this? 847 00:53:24,491 --> 00:53:28,326 Excuse me. Heather, can you tell us what you're feeling, honey? 848 00:53:28,408 --> 00:53:32,284 Lots of pain. Gail, please help me. Gail, please! 849 00:53:32,410 --> 00:53:34,014 I'd like to help you out, kid, but it sweeps. 850 00:53:34,013 --> 00:53:35,616 Sir, sir, can I get a word with you? 851 00:53:35,700 --> 00:53:39,076 You got a lot of nerve coming here. I'm just trying to do my job. 852 00:53:39,158 --> 00:53:40,596 - Get the camera off me now! You're dead, bitch! 853 00:53:40,597 --> 00:53:42,033 - No, Kenny, keep rolling! 854 00:53:42,158 --> 00:53:43,888 I'm gonna slice your head off and shove it up his ass. 855 00:53:43,887 --> 00:53:45,616 Get that camera off me! 856 00:53:45,699 --> 00:53:50,827 Oh, my God, Kenny! Kenny, move your fat ass! 857 00:53:50,949 --> 00:53:53,701 Kenny! Oh, my God, he's right behind you! 858 00:53:53,824 --> 00:53:56,365 This man is chasin' Miss Gail. 859 00:54:02,822 --> 00:54:04,782 I'm so scared right now. 860 00:54:06,572 --> 00:54:09,239 I just want to say... 861 00:54:09,365 --> 00:54:12,532 to the family of my cameraman, Kenny, 862 00:54:12,655 --> 00:54:14,989 I am so sorry. 863 00:54:15,114 --> 00:54:18,074 This was my interview, 864 00:54:18,154 --> 00:54:21,156 my story. 865 00:54:21,279 --> 00:54:23,488 Its all my fault. 866 00:54:28,363 --> 00:54:33,323 - You want some popcorn? - Uh-uh. I brought me a little snack of my own. 867 00:54:36,154 --> 00:54:38,487 - You want some chicken? - Nah. 868 00:54:42,070 --> 00:54:44,592 Mm-hmm. For all yall talkers up in here, 869 00:54:44,593 --> 00:54:47,113 it's time to keep it down right now. 870 00:54:47,195 --> 00:54:48,946 Shh. 871 00:54:49,030 --> 00:54:51,363 Shh, back at you. Shh! 872 00:54:54,154 --> 00:54:57,238 Why they actin' already? It ain't nothin' but the previews. 873 00:55:00,902 --> 00:55:03,944 The largest ship the world had ever known. 874 00:55:04,068 --> 00:55:08,860 It's 400 passengers and crew on a maiden voyage to a brave new world. 875 00:55:08,943 --> 00:55:11,903 A journey that would change their lives forever. 876 00:55:12,027 --> 00:55:14,904 Whoo! 877 00:55:16,860 --> 00:55:20,946 I'm the king of the world! Whoo-hoo! 878 00:55:23,692 --> 00:55:27,693 Get your ass back down there, boy! 879 00:55:27,819 --> 00:55:31,028 - I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick. - The movie about to come on. 880 00:55:31,151 --> 00:55:33,526 I gotta go to the bathroom. Here. Take your hot sauce. 881 00:55:33,608 --> 00:55:36,651 Hurry up, man. Don't be long. 882 00:55:36,776 --> 00:55:39,193 Back up! Let him through! 883 00:55:40,567 --> 00:55:43,359 You can move back some. You don't own the theater. 884 00:55:49,649 --> 00:55:51,693 --And they're off!. 885 00:55:51,775 --> 00:55:54,151 It's number three in the lead. Number two close behind. 886 00:55:54,232 --> 00:55:58,400 And number three is the winner! 887 00:56:00,317 --> 00:56:03,693 Number two has placed, and number four to show. 888 00:56:03,816 --> 00:56:06,733 Next weeks Triple Crown starts at 2:30. 889 00:56:06,856 --> 00:56:09,273 -- Be here early. 890 00:56:35,145 --> 00:56:37,522 Hey, who was that? 891 00:56:37,647 --> 00:56:40,855 Go ahead. Do it again. Do it again. 892 00:56:52,854 --> 00:56:55,354 Anon. 893 00:56:57,353 --> 00:56:59,563 Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm. 894 00:56:59,644 --> 00:57:02,063 Mm-mmm! Don't go in there! 895 00:57:07,020 --> 00:57:10,854 Lord, I'm gonna have a heart attack! 896 00:57:10,936 --> 00:57:13,020 Man, this is some scary shit! 897 00:57:13,145 --> 00:57:16,020 Oh, I am scared! 898 00:57:16,144 --> 00:57:21,646 - Excuse me. - I think I paid my money like everybody else up in here. 899 00:57:21,727 --> 00:57:24,896 - ... out of her favor-- - That ain't no man. 900 00:57:24,976 --> 00:57:27,645 - You can see her real hair right there! - Do you mind? 901 00:57:27,770 --> 00:57:31,062 I know you better get outta my face! 902 00:57:31,143 --> 00:57:33,937 Outta my face! Outta my face! 903 00:57:34,060 --> 00:57:36,601 This is all me up in here. You handle that. 904 00:57:36,685 --> 00:57:39,145 - Will you shut the fuck up! - Yeah! 905 00:57:39,268 --> 00:57:42,477 Mmm, mmm. This movie is good. 906 00:57:42,559 --> 00:57:47,142 Hey, baby. You came back just in time. 907 00:57:47,225 --> 00:57:49,850 She's about to get it on with Shakespeare. 908 00:57:49,934 --> 00:57:52,643 -She dressing like a man-- - Shut up. 909 00:57:52,725 --> 00:57:56,517 Yeah, I got you. I got you on camera. 910 00:57:56,599 --> 00:57:59,433 You on Candid Camera now. 911 00:57:59,558 --> 00:58:01,434 You ain't know that. 912 00:58:04,725 --> 00:58:08,476 Hello. Hey, girl. Uh-uh. I’m in the movie. 913 00:58:08,599 --> 00:58:13,518 Shakespeare In Love. Uh-uh. Ooh! You lying. 914 00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:16,517 For Christ’s sake, will you just shut your trap! 915 00:58:16,639 --> 00:58:18,974 - Shut up! - Hold on. 916 00:58:19,058 --> 00:58:22,016 I don't know why you all is actin' I like this. 917 00:58:22,097 --> 00:58:23,640 My girlfriend already seen the movie. She said 918 00:58:23,641 --> 00:58:25,183 they don't even stay together in the end. 919 00:58:25,307 --> 00:58:27,808 Give me that. 920 00:58:27,889 --> 00:58:29,849 Right on. 921 00:58:30,931 --> 00:58:32,847 Will you sit down. 922 00:58:32,931 --> 00:58:35,473 Shut up. 923 00:58:35,596 --> 00:58:38,557 Your ass is grass. 924 00:58:42,055 --> 00:58:44,597 - This is for Thelma! - And Louise! 925 00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:48,180 This is for talking through The Fugitive! 926 00:58:48,305 --> 00:58:51,056 - You ruined Schindlers List. -Jackie Chan movies. 927 00:58:51,138 --> 00:58:54,556 - Boogie Nights! - And Big Mommas House! 928 00:58:58,055 --> 00:59:01,639 Aaaaaahhhhh! 929 00:59:11,137 --> 00:59:14,431 And I can not marry the daughter of Sir Robert De Lesseps. 930 00:59:17,804 --> 00:59:21,680 Um, you guys, there's a few too many people. 931 00:59:21,804 --> 00:59:25,013 Oh, honey, please don't throw-- Hey, you guys, stop. 932 00:59:25,136 --> 00:59:27,344 Hey! Hey, please! That's my dad! 933 00:59:27,429 --> 00:59:29,888 - No, don't touch-- Ah, no! - Do you have more beer? 934 00:59:30,011 --> 00:59:33,137 - Do you have more beer? - Um, yeah. Uh, check in the garage. 935 00:59:33,217 --> 00:59:35,344 No, no, no, no! Don't! 936 00:59:57,091 --> 01:00:00,134 Kitty, you scared me. 937 01:00:04,341 --> 01:00:07,843 Horsey. Oh, you scared me too. 938 01:00:12,382 --> 01:00:15,384 Hello? Who's there? 939 01:00:18,215 --> 01:00:20,966 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Please, don't! 940 01:00:21,090 --> 01:00:23,716 Please! I'm just a day player! 941 01:00:38,715 --> 01:00:40,257 Oh, my God! 942 01:01:08,463 --> 01:01:11,549 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 943 01:01:11,672 --> 01:01:14,755 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 944 01:01:17,380 --> 01:01:19,923 Yeah! 945 01:01:21,254 --> 01:01:25,255 Oh, Bobby. Bobby. I was worried about you. 946 01:01:25,378 --> 01:01:28,338 I thought the killer got to you before I could. 947 01:01:28,419 --> 01:01:29,961 Could what? 948 01:01:30,086 --> 01:01:33,713 I wanna go upstairs. There's something I wanna show you. 949 01:01:35,211 --> 01:01:38,462 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. 950 01:01:38,544 --> 01:01:41,461 - Hey, party on! - Yeah! 951 01:01:46,959 --> 01:01:49,877 - So-- - So. 952 01:01:50,002 --> 01:01:52,670 Here we are... again. 953 01:01:52,793 --> 01:01:54,835 Yeah. 954 01:01:56,294 --> 01:01:58,753 And, you know, if you're not ready, 955 01:02:00,418 --> 01:02:03,128 I'll understand. 956 01:02:03,251 --> 01:02:04,793 Bobby. 957 01:02:04,918 --> 01:02:06,876 I am ready. 958 01:02:08,293 --> 01:02:10,210 - You are? - Yeah. 959 01:02:12,082 --> 01:02:15,709 I cant keep fighting these urges. 960 01:02:16,917 --> 01:02:19,750 I have to just give in to them... 961 01:02:19,875 --> 01:02:21,918 and let them flow. 962 01:02:22,041 --> 01:02:24,083 Right. 963 01:02:24,208 --> 01:02:26,084 - Bobby? - Huh? 964 01:02:26,207 --> 01:02:28,875 I have been so selfish. 965 01:02:31,206 --> 01:02:33,333 This is like a scene from a movie or something. 966 01:02:33,417 --> 01:02:36,042 Only it isn't a movie, Bobby. 967 01:02:36,123 --> 01:02:38,042 This is real life. 968 01:02:39,542 --> 01:02:41,667 Its all a movie, baby. 969 01:02:41,790 --> 01:02:43,854 There's the sound guy. There's the script supervisor. 970 01:02:43,855 --> 01:02:45,917 How you are doin'... baby? 971 01:02:45,998 --> 01:02:47,665 - Bobby? - What? 972 01:02:48,874 --> 01:02:53,668 What I mean is that in real life... 973 01:02:53,791 --> 01:02:56,207 you have to enjoy each moment. 974 01:03:19,954 --> 01:03:22,747 Mmm! Ow! 975 01:03:22,869 --> 01:03:24,913 Bobby. 976 01:03:25,038 --> 01:03:27,580 Bobby! 977 01:03:30,871 --> 01:03:33,539 Can I tell you a secret? 978 01:03:33,619 --> 01:03:35,578 Sure, man. 979 01:03:36,746 --> 01:03:39,747 I see dead people. 980 01:03:39,870 --> 01:03:43,329 Man, this shit is awesome! 981 01:03:43,411 --> 01:03:46,121 Yo, son, we gotta roll some more of that shit! 982 01:03:46,246 --> 01:03:48,162 Ah, shit! 983 01:03:48,285 --> 01:03:50,620 We don't have any more papers, man. 984 01:03:50,703 --> 01:03:52,620 We don't have any more papers. 985 01:03:52,702 --> 01:03:56,495 Oh, man! What can we use to make a bong? 986 01:04:00,869 --> 01:04:03,328 Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! 987 01:04:03,410 --> 01:04:05,619 - Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! - Yeah! 988 01:04:11,535 --> 01:04:15,744 Oh, shit, son! 989 01:04:15,867 --> 01:04:20,202 Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! Toke! 990 01:04:21,450 --> 01:04:25,327 This some good shit! 991 01:04:47,908 --> 01:04:50,659 - Bobby! I've never done this before. - What? 992 01:04:52,283 --> 01:04:54,159 Its okay. It’s okay. 993 01:04:54,281 --> 01:04:57,573 It's just like-- It’s like sucking on a Tootsie Roll Pop. 994 01:04:57,658 --> 01:05:01,159 - A Tootsie Pop? - Yeah, a cherry-flavor one. 995 01:05:01,282 --> 01:05:04,408 - Oh. - With the fudge in the middle? 996 01:05:04,531 --> 01:05:06,823 Okay. 997 01:05:06,907 --> 01:05:10,408 Show me now Show me how 998 01:05:10,532 --> 01:05:13,990 - How it feels when we're together - Just like that. 999 01:05:14,113 --> 01:05:17,407 -I'm afraid if we wait -Just like that, baby. 1000 01:05:17,532 --> 01:05:20,157 - Well be waiting till forever - Ah! 1001 01:05:20,238 --> 01:05:22,697 Oh! Jesus! 1002 01:05:24,530 --> 01:05:27,614 I never could wait to get to the chewy middle. 1003 01:05:27,696 --> 01:05:30,654 - You know what? Let me. - Oh. Okay. 1004 01:05:30,780 --> 01:05:32,281 Goddamn! 1005 01:05:37,195 --> 01:05:41,489 I'm flyin' solo but don't know if I can stop 1006 01:05:41,571 --> 01:05:45,864 Don't ask me why Don't make me lie 1007 01:05:45,987 --> 01:05:48,155 Just kick back just sit back 1008 01:05:48,237 --> 01:05:50,362 Enjoy the ride 1009 01:05:53,653 --> 01:05:56,279 Cause I'm a spaceman 1010 01:05:58,611 --> 01:06:01,029 Guess its been a while. 1011 01:06:02,569 --> 01:06:04,779 So stay with me 1012 01:06:06,985 --> 01:06:09,903 Oh! Oops! 1013 01:06:09,986 --> 01:06:11,904 Its very, uh, '70s of you. 1014 01:06:26,566 --> 01:06:31,318 Oh, yeah. Oh, Bobby! 1015 01:06:34,402 --> 01:06:37,319 Come here, Bobby! I want it now! 1016 01:06:37,402 --> 01:06:41,110 Oh, man, am I fuckin' stoned! 1017 01:06:41,233 --> 01:06:43,151 Yeah, me too, son. 1018 01:06:43,276 --> 01:06:45,193 Hey, you guys hear that? 1019 01:06:49,358 --> 01:06:52,692 Oh! 1020 01:06:57,399 --> 01:07:00,567 Shh! 1021 01:07:00,690 --> 01:07:02,607 Hello? 1022 01:07:02,692 --> 01:07:06,401 - Hello. What's your favorite scary movie? - Hello? 1023 01:07:10,439 --> 01:07:12,440 Let me talk to her. Shh! 1024 01:07:14,898 --> 01:07:16,940 I'm gonna gut you like a pig! 1025 01:07:23,981 --> 01:07:26,856 Oh, yeah! Oh! 1026 01:07:26,939 --> 01:07:28,775 Yeah! What's my name, Bobby? 1027 01:07:28,856 --> 01:07:31,023 What? Ah! 1028 01:07:31,148 --> 01:07:34,691 - What's my name, bitch? - Ow! God! It's Cindy! 1029 01:07:34,813 --> 01:07:37,856 Whose is it, Bobby? Whose is it, Bobby? 1030 01:07:37,937 --> 01:07:39,980 Its yours. 1031 01:07:40,106 --> 01:07:43,314 Ahhhhhh! 1032 01:07:43,438 --> 01:07:46,605 Oh, my God! 1033 01:07:50,272 --> 01:07:55,482 Oh, shit! 1034 01:07:58,395 --> 01:08:00,854 Don't even contest Cause I’ll make you undress 1035 01:08:00,938 --> 01:08:03,522 Like porn dancers waitin' at the front door for an answer 1036 01:08:03,645 --> 01:08:06,772 Hey, yo, I'm sick of artificial MCs like silicone titties 1037 01:08:06,895 --> 01:08:09,354 Hey, yo, check it, yo. Fuck a cheap ball 1038 01:08:09,437 --> 01:08:11,437 I wanna smoke Cheech and Chong 1039 01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:13,979 And if I wanna fuck long, I let my ding-a-long, hit the bong 1040 01:08:14,104 --> 01:08:16,521 And then the song, Always pass the dutchie to the left 1041 01:08:16,602 --> 01:08:19,520 Because the right way is wrong 1042 01:08:19,604 --> 01:08:23,313 - Whoo-hoo! - I got one. I got one. Here it goes. Ready? 1043 01:08:23,435 --> 01:08:26,229 I'm gonna slash and gash Cut another hole in your ass 1044 01:08:26,352 --> 01:08:28,894 I spill blood on the walls then play tennis with your balls 1045 01:08:29,019 --> 01:08:30,937 If the phone rings don't answer the call 1046 01:08:31,059 --> 01:08:33,060 Gonna slit your throat fuck you like a goat 1047 01:08:33,185 --> 01:08:36,145 Peel your foreskin off and make a winter coat Peace! 1048 01:08:38,602 --> 01:08:41,436 Yo! 1049 01:08:41,559 --> 01:08:45,560 That was the illest rhyme I ever seen, son! 1050 01:08:47,601 --> 01:08:51,936 Bobby... where were you tonight? 1051 01:08:52,017 --> 01:08:55,310 - What? - I was just curious. 1052 01:08:55,433 --> 01:08:57,350 What took you so long to get here? 1053 01:08:57,476 --> 01:08:59,518 Why you so curious? 1054 01:09:01,100 --> 01:09:03,017 I don't know. 1055 01:09:03,101 --> 01:09:05,394 I thought it would fit the 90s horror cliché... 1056 01:09:05,517 --> 01:09:08,142 if you turned out to be the killer. 1057 01:09:08,225 --> 01:09:10,977 Oh, so, what? You think I killed Buffy and Greg? 1058 01:09:12,892 --> 01:09:14,934 Buffy and Greg are dead? 1059 01:09:16,267 --> 01:09:17,975 - I thought you knew that. - Oh, my God! 1060 01:09:18,098 --> 01:09:21,266 Bobby, turn around! Its the killer! 1061 01:09:35,473 --> 01:09:37,391 Cindy! 1062 01:09:37,514 --> 01:09:40,598 - Oh, my God! Bobby! Bobby! - Cindy. Help me. 1063 01:09:42,305 --> 01:09:45,555 - Bobby, its okay. - Gimme the gun. Gimme- 1064 01:09:46,641 --> 01:09:49,224 Its gonna be okay, Bobby. 1065 01:09:50,555 --> 01:09:53,598 Yo, wait for me! There's a killer in the house! 1066 01:09:53,722 --> 01:09:55,639 There's ass, blood and guts everywhere! 1067 01:09:55,764 --> 01:09:58,098 Someone done gone crazy, son! 1068 01:09:58,179 --> 01:10:02,806 We all go a little crazy sometimes. Bobby, no! 1069 01:10:03,971 --> 01:10:06,180 Oh, shit, son! 1070 01:10:06,303 --> 01:10:09,179 Oh, my God! 1071 01:10:11,303 --> 01:10:13,678 Cindy, he shot me in the lungs. 1072 01:10:15,802 --> 01:10:17,720 You wanna hit this shit? 1073 01:10:21,970 --> 01:10:23,888 Ketchup. 1074 01:10:23,970 --> 01:10:26,304 Just like my mom puts on her spaghetti, baby. 1075 01:10:28,470 --> 01:10:31,388 Oh, my God! Ray, you’ve gotta help me! Bobby’s gone crazy! 1076 01:10:32,844 --> 01:10:34,970 Surprise! 1077 01:10:35,093 --> 01:10:37,886 Surprise, Cindy! 1078 01:10:49,884 --> 01:10:51,968 Why are you doing this, Bobby? 1079 01:10:52,094 --> 01:10:55,719 Why? Why? You hear that, Ray? 1080 01:10:55,842 --> 01:10:58,344 I think she wants a motive. 1081 01:10:58,469 --> 01:11:00,385 - Did Scream have a plot? - No. 1082 01:11:00,467 --> 01:11:03,926 Did I Know What You Did Last Summer make any sense? 1083 01:11:04,009 --> 01:11:06,759 Don't think so! 1084 01:11:06,842 --> 01:11:09,677 What about the sequel? What was with that fat, white Jamaican kid? 1085 01:11:09,799 --> 01:11:12,843 - I wanna kill that motherfucker. - It was bad casting, Bobby. 1086 01:11:12,968 --> 01:11:15,468 How about this for a motive? Lack of sex! 1087 01:11:15,591 --> 01:11:18,718 It can cause serious deviant behavior. 1088 01:11:18,841 --> 01:11:22,384 - I thought you loved me. - Oh, I did, baby. 1089 01:11:22,508 --> 01:11:26,427 I did. But abstinence can make you discover new things about yourself. 1090 01:11:26,549 --> 01:11:29,050 That's right, Cindy. I'm gay. 1091 01:11:29,174 --> 01:11:31,883 And in case you haven't noticed, so is Ray. 1092 01:11:33,548 --> 01:11:35,840 What? I ain't gay. 1093 01:11:35,924 --> 01:11:37,571 - What are you talking about? You took me to that club. 1094 01:11:37,570 --> 01:11:39,215 - So, they play good music. 1095 01:11:39,299 --> 01:11:43,592 - What about our trip to San Francisco, then? - I wanted to go shopping. 1096 01:11:45,340 --> 01:11:48,925 - But you made love to me. - No. First of all, you sucked my-- 1097 01:11:49,006 --> 01:11:51,548 Whatever, Ray! I don't want to talk about this now. 1098 01:11:51,671 --> 01:11:53,568 The point is, I'm a new man, and I'm ready to 1099 01:11:53,569 --> 01:11:55,465 - leave all this behind and start a new life. 1100 01:11:55,547 --> 01:11:59,716 - So you killed all your friends? - Oh, no. 1101 01:11:59,839 --> 01:12:01,714 Just you. 1102 01:12:01,837 --> 01:12:04,089 And maybe Shorty, but that wasn’t planned or anything. 1103 01:12:04,214 --> 01:12:06,589 But here's the genius part. 1104 01:12:06,671 --> 01:12:10,047 We're copycatting a serial killer that already exists. 1105 01:12:10,131 --> 01:12:13,924 - Its the perfect crime, Cindy. - But wait! There's more! 1106 01:12:14,047 --> 01:12:19,340 Hang on to your seat, baby, cause this one’s a screamer! 1107 01:12:19,463 --> 01:12:22,714 - I'll be back. - Uh-oh. 1108 01:12:22,837 --> 01:12:25,213 Move your big ass. Come on. 1109 01:12:25,336 --> 01:12:27,629 Dad! 1110 01:12:27,712 --> 01:12:30,380 What are you gonna do, frame him? 1111 01:12:30,503 --> 01:12:34,713 Nah. We're just havin' a little bit of fun with old daddio. 1112 01:12:34,836 --> 01:12:38,003 The police are gonna find you and daddy both dead, 1113 01:12:38,087 --> 01:12:41,796 and me and Ray are the only survivors of maniacs revenge. 1114 01:12:41,919 --> 01:12:44,838 - You ready? I'm ready. - You ready? I'm ready to do this shit. 1115 01:12:44,960 --> 01:12:47,419 - Come on. Come on. All right. - All right. 1116 01:12:47,502 --> 01:12:49,837 - Come on! - Give it to me. No! 1117 01:12:49,960 --> 01:12:52,961 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1118 01:12:53,086 --> 01:12:55,296 - Ready? All right. Lets do this. - Wait, wait. Ready. 1119 01:12:55,377 --> 01:12:56,836 - Come on. Come on. - Ready. 1120 01:12:56,961 --> 01:12:58,503 Give it to me! 1121 01:12:58,626 --> 01:13:00,460 No! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 1122 01:13:00,543 --> 01:13:02,418 - Remember what we talked about? To the side. - I know. 1123 01:13:02,543 --> 01:13:04,419 - How many times we gonna go over this? - Okay. 1124 01:13:04,542 --> 01:13:06,501 Stop. Just-- All right. Trust me, okay? 1125 01:13:06,585 --> 01:13:09,252 - All right. I'm ready. - Trust me. I got this shit. Ready? 1126 01:13:09,376 --> 01:13:12,293 - Wait, wait, wait! - I'm about to cut your throat, boy! 1127 01:13:12,418 --> 01:13:14,502 Stop acting like a little girl. Come on. Come on! 1128 01:13:14,584 --> 01:13:15,960 - You're right, you're right, you’re right. Yeah, come on! 1129 01:13:15,961 --> 01:13:17,335 - Come on. You ready? 1130 01:13:17,417 --> 01:13:21,045 No! You guys are psychos! 1131 01:13:21,126 --> 01:13:23,335 You've seen one too many TV shows! 1132 01:13:23,458 --> 01:13:27,709 No! Watching television shows doesn't create psycho killers! 1133 01:13:27,832 --> 01:13:30,167 Cancelin' TV shows does! 1134 01:13:30,291 --> 01:13:32,584 The Wayans Brothers was a good show, man! 1135 01:13:32,665 --> 01:13:37,209 It was a good-ass show, and we didn't even get a final episode! 1136 01:13:37,332 --> 01:13:40,501 Take it easy! I'm feelin' a little woozy here! 1137 01:13:40,583 --> 01:13:43,376 Its my turn. Give me the knife. 1138 01:13:43,499 --> 01:13:46,459 Fuck outta here. Ain't nobody stabbin' me. 1139 01:13:55,123 --> 01:13:57,665 Surprise, Cindy! 1140 01:14:50,577 --> 01:14:53,579 All right, all right. Hold on a second. 1141 01:14:53,704 --> 01:14:56,246 Just give me a moment. Ah. One-- 1142 01:15:01,911 --> 01:15:04,121 Oh, yeah. That's it. 1143 01:15:04,243 --> 01:15:07,245 Ah. Okay. 1144 01:15:40,618 --> 01:15:42,826 Dad! 1145 01:15:42,908 --> 01:15:45,367 Are you okay? 1146 01:15:45,492 --> 01:15:48,368 I thought I told you not to have a party unless I was here. 1147 01:15:48,491 --> 01:15:50,950 But, Dad, you were here. You were in the closet. 1148 01:15:51,033 --> 01:15:54,535 Oh, yeah, that's right. Did you get some girlfriends numbers for me? 1149 01:15:54,657 --> 01:15:57,701 - Dad, they're dead. - Ah, you know, I cant get a break. 1150 01:15:57,824 --> 01:16:00,242 -- What's that? Is that the cops? 1151 01:16:00,324 --> 01:16:02,867 Okay, okay, listen, honey. Help me up now. 1152 01:16:02,949 --> 01:16:06,074 Uh-- Uh-- If the cops come, tell em I'm a plumber, okay? 1153 01:16:06,198 --> 01:16:08,074 You had a leaky faucet, and you called, and 1154 01:16:08,075 --> 01:16:09,949 they sent me over. We don't know each other. 1155 01:16:15,780 --> 01:16:19,281 No! No! 1156 01:16:19,366 --> 01:16:21,366 Dad, Dad, put your arms down. 1157 01:16:23,823 --> 01:16:27,032 - What the hells goin' on here? - Sheriff, it’s a bloodbath in there. 1158 01:16:27,155 --> 01:16:29,072 - He was right here! I swear it! - Who was? 1159 01:16:29,156 --> 01:16:32,532 The killer! The guy that murdered all my friends! 1160 01:16:32,613 --> 01:16:36,323 And the sick bastard planted drugs all in the house there. 1161 01:16:36,405 --> 01:16:39,323 - All over the place. - Dad. Stop it. 1162 01:16:39,446 --> 01:16:42,196 All right, Cindy. I'm gonna have to take you down to the station. 1163 01:16:42,321 --> 01:16:44,322 I'm cool, though, right? 1164 01:16:44,445 --> 01:16:46,403 - I'm okay? - Lets-- Lets go, Cindy. 1165 01:16:46,488 --> 01:16:48,822 Cindy. Call me. 1166 01:16:50,237 --> 01:16:52,154 Daddy'll get you out, honey. 1167 01:16:54,652 --> 01:16:58,613 Okay. Lets go over this again. 1168 01:17:11,153 --> 01:17:13,070 - You say it was an accident. - Yes. 1169 01:17:13,151 --> 01:17:16,319 - He was on the road. - And you think he came back to get revenge? 1170 01:17:16,444 --> 01:17:19,279 It has to be him, Sheriff. 1171 01:17:24,860 --> 01:17:26,944 Here, Sheriff. They wanted me to give this to you. 1172 01:17:27,027 --> 01:17:30,070 - That’ll be all, Doofy. - Okay. 1173 01:17:30,194 --> 01:17:32,611 - I'm gonna go, then. All right. - All right. 1174 01:17:33,817 --> 01:17:35,694 Bye, Cindy. 1175 01:17:38,900 --> 01:17:41,276 I’m sorry, Cindy. It wasn't the man you guys killed. 1176 01:17:41,401 --> 01:17:43,111 His name was David Keegan. Some fishermen 1177 01:17:43,110 --> 01:17:44,818 found his body a few weeks later. 1178 01:17:44,943 --> 01:17:48,360 - He's buried in Lakewood Cemetery. - That's impossible. 1179 01:17:50,734 --> 01:17:53,110 - Then I don't know who it could be. - He's gotta be someone else... 1180 01:17:53,233 --> 01:17:54,922 who was connected with all the victims, 1181 01:17:54,923 --> 01:17:56,610 someone who knew about the accident. 1182 01:17:56,732 --> 01:17:59,358 Someone who could move around without being noticed. 1183 01:18:01,691 --> 01:18:04,816 Oh, my God. 1184 01:18:04,899 --> 01:18:08,735 She used to baby-sit my brother Doofy. He had the biggest crush on her. 1185 01:18:08,857 --> 01:18:11,734 Its me, Cindy. 1186 01:18:11,815 --> 01:18:13,399 Night, Cindy. 1187 01:18:17,315 --> 01:18:19,398 - Doofy! - Shit head? 1188 01:18:22,690 --> 01:18:24,607 - Have you seen Doofy? - No. 1189 01:18:24,690 --> 01:18:26,899 - Have you seen Doofy? Has anybody seen Doofy? - No, Sheriff. 1190 01:18:26,982 --> 01:18:29,482 - No. - Yeah. Just went out the back, Sheriff. 1191 01:18:29,607 --> 01:18:31,816 Doofy! 1192 01:18:44,895 --> 01:18:48,272 He walks alone under the big city lights 1193 01:18:48,397 --> 01:18:52,108 He always knows just when the time is right 1194 01:18:52,230 --> 01:18:55,606 He never shows what he's thinking He keeps it inside 1195 01:18:55,729 --> 01:18:59,439 Because he's too cool for school 1196 01:18:59,519 --> 01:19:03,022 He comes alive when the sun goes down 1197 01:19:03,146 --> 01:19:06,606 He gets it right You know he's always down 1198 01:19:06,730 --> 01:19:10,188 He's got one eye open and his ear to the ground 1199 01:19:10,311 --> 01:19:13,271 And he's too cool for school 1200 01:19:15,061 --> 01:19:18,521 He's an operator He's a real player 1201 01:19:18,603 --> 01:19:22,145 - And if you mess with him you know you'll never win 1202 01:19:22,270 --> 01:19:27,147 No-o-o-o-o! 1203 01:19:41,891 --> 01:19:45,518 Shit, son. Yo, what the deal? 1204 01:19:45,602 --> 01:19:48,354 Yo, if you all watchin' this tape right now, 1205 01:19:48,434 --> 01:19:50,434 that means I didn't make it. 1206 01:19:50,518 --> 01:19:54,354 Either I'm a prisoner, or worse, dead. 1207 01:19:54,434 --> 01:19:56,623 But either way it goes, I'm gonna tell you 1208 01:19:56,622 --> 01:19:58,809 all the rules to survive this situation. 1209 01:19:58,934 --> 01:20:02,059 You gotta be quick. 1210 01:20:02,141 --> 01:20:05,476 Don't fall down. 1211 01:20:05,560 --> 01:20:10,603 Whatever you do, never look back. 1212 01:20:10,682 --> 01:20:12,892 You all wish me luck. 1213 01:20:13,016 --> 01:20:14,975 Snatch and run, you all! 1214 01:20:17,600 --> 01:20:20,058 Come back here, you motherfuckers! Son of a bitch!