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Hey, great news. I'm on my
way to becoming a teacher.
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I filled out all my college
applications in red pen.
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That's a little...
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It's like a little teacher joke.
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Well, now, look at him,
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out of bed and doing something
productive before noon.
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Honey, you're like a Marine.
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A Marine? The only time
I ever saw him storm a beach
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was when he was
running away from a jellyfish.
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Dad, all I need from you now
is a financial statement,
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so the school can see where
I'm getting the old moolah.
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Oh, well, bad news, I...
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I spent your college money
to keep the muffler shop going.
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- What?
- This is really weird.
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Because my parents, instead
of paying for my college,
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bought me a muffler.
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Dad, how am I supposed
to pay for college?
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Look, with this damn mild
winter, nobody's muffler rusted.
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I tried to rust them.
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I went out at night and
sprinkled salt all over the streets.
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Not my good kosher salt?
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Yes, Kitty, I sprinkled
the streets of Point Place
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with your
half-pound bag of salt.
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Wait, Mom, you knew about this?
And you just said, "Please, go ahead.
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"Take my son's college money
and use it on a muffler shop"?
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No.
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I think your father asked me if I
thought you would amount to anything,
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and I said,
"I really, really hope so."
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And then he said, "I'm spending Eric's
college money on my muffler shop."
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And then I made the best
blueberry cobbler I have ever made.
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- Man, that was good.
- Best cobbler ever.
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Huh! I remember that cobbler.
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I always wondered why,
when I said it was so good,
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you said, "At least I can give
you this," and started to cry.
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Well, look at the bright side.
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There's always a place for you
at a failing muffler shop.
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So, the upshot is I have
absolutely no money for college.
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Eric, don't worry, there are plenty
of ways to get money for school.
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Yeah, man, you could always
get a football scholarship.
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Hey, look, he weighs about
as much as a football,
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and people do like to kick him.
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I know what you should do.
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You should go to Hollywood
and become the next Gene Wilder.
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That guy's a laugh riot.
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Eric, you should go see Mr.
Bray.
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Finding money for college is what
high school guidance counselors do.
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Yeah, they also spend a lot of time
staring at themselves in the mirror saying,
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"I can't believe I'm a high
school guidance counselor."
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I don't know about Mr. Bray. I
don't think he really liked me.
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One time I told him I was
being bullied, and he just said,
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"What'd you expect?"
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All right, I'll go with you.
He'll help. He totally loved me,
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in almost entirely
appropriate ways.
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Okay, I'm breaking up with Angie.
All we have anymore is hot sex.
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Hot sex?
All I have is hot soup.
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Can't make love to that.
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Too damn hot.
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So, Kelso, you gonna break
up with her your usual way?
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Send a note saying you got
kidnapped by kung fu robots?
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No, it won't work with her.
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She doesn't even believe in
kung fu robots.
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- Just gonna have
to talk to her.
- Whoa.
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Kelso, you never break
up with a girl to her face.
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You usually have me
tell her you're dead.
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And then when she eventually sees
you, you have me tell her you're a ghost.
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Michael, why don't you do
what you did with me?
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Toilet paper my house.
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No, I can't do that to Angie.
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I respect her too much 'cause she
agreed to have sex with me so fast.
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Look,
I don't care how you do it.
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I'm just happy you won't be
violating my sister anymore.
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Yeah, I know you hated it, Hyde.
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I would have broken up with her
sooner if I didn't find it so hilarious.
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Dude, you be nice
or I will marry her.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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- I'm so glad you
came by, Daddy.
- Well, I missed you guys.
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I'm not just your rich boss,
I'm also your rich dad.
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In fact, everyone related to me,
grab some cash from the register.
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I've already been in there
once today, but you're the boss.
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Okay, I can do this.
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I'm just gonna tell Angie that
things are fizzling between us
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and we should end it.
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- Hey, how's it going, sweets?
- Not bad, toots.
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Oh, him. Go, go.
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Okay, we need to
talk about something.
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This might be
kind of hard to take.
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Fez still wets the bed.
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- What?
- Ew!
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At least we're still together.
I'll see you later.
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I'm going to wet your bed.
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Hey, Angie,
can you recommend a record?
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Something Dean Martin-y
but not Dean Martin.
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'Cause I don't like that he
didn't wave to me in Atlantic City.
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Well, I don't know much
about Dean Martin,
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but I do know that the top-selling
record this week is Blondie.
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A broad, huh?
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- She jazzy?
- Well, I know she's blonde.
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Here you go,
Bob, try this Joey Bishop.
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He swings like Dean,
but he'll wave at anybody.
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Good job knowing
the number one album, honey.
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I love watching you in action,
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because the more you work,
the less I have to.
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Well, I'm just trying to get ready
for the day you kick the bucket
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and I get everything.
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Just like her mother.
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Oh, my God, I can't believe I have to
tell my high school guidance counselor
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that I spent
an entire year doing nothing.
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He's gonna think
I'm such a loser.
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Oh, Donna,
let's tell him it's you.
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No, you're a much
more believable loser.
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Oh, come on, he won't
judge you. He loves you.
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I mean,
jeez, he asked you to prom.
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Okay, let's see... Donna.
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What a pleasant,
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pleasant surprise.
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Jeez, you've done something
different with your hair since the prom.
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Yeah, you noticed.
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Well, I notice everything
about all my students.
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I, like, put on a little weight.
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And you are?
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Eric
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Forman,
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1977's most improved mathlete.
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Oh, right. Oh, yeah.
I'm sorry, Eric.
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I just figured the bullies
had gotten you.
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Anyway, Donna here is looking
for some college scholarships.
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Well, Donna,
you've come to the right place
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because I am an expert
at college scholarships,
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as well as
the affairs of the heart.
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Why don't you have just a
little seat right here, young lady.
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Thank you.
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I guess I'll...
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Great.
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So, Donna, to figure out what
scholarships you're eligible for,
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I'll have to know what
you've done for the last year.
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Oh! Um...
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Well, not a lot.
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I read comic books,
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- acted out movies
with my dolls...
- Action figures.
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Okay, you always insist that
they are called action figures.
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You know, if Eric had told me he
had wasted a whole year of his life,
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I wouldn't be surprised.
But you?
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I know, I'm just as
surprised as you are.
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It has been a long, ugly fall,
very hard to watch.
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In fact,
just between you and me,
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she's even gotten into a
little bit of the smoky, smoky.
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All right.
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Screw this.
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The scholarship is for him.
Eric, good luck.
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Mr. Bray, my coming here
was not an invitation
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to start driving
by my house again.
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Hey, my mother
lives right next door.
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I live right next door.
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Oh, well.
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How's Mother?
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Oh, my God, you guys,
I just got a promotion.
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Daddy says I've been
doing such a great job
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that he wants me to move to Milwaukee
and help run the corporate office.
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Wait, what about Steven?
He's the one doing the great job.
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You just sit around doing your nails
and making smart-ass comments.
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Jackie, that's you.
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Yeah, well,
it's annoying now, isn't it?
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How'd you get a promotion? You
don't know anything about music.
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Last week a guy came
in asking for KISS,
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you called him "pervert"
and slapped him in the face.
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Well, did your dad say
anything about Steven?
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I don't know, I just heard
the word "promotion,"
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and I got a little dizzy
and sort of blacked out.
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It was awesome.
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Well, here's the America I know,
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the person who can't do
anything rises to the top,
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while the guy who's working
his ass off gets nothing.
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Are you supposed to be the guy
that works his ass off?
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Don't make this more
complicated than it has to be.
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Jackie, listen,
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I need some advice on
breaking up with girls, okay?
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And you've been broken up with
a lot, and several times by me.
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So what didn't you like?
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Oh. Uh...
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The lying, the cheating,
the sneaking around.
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Oh, and I also didn't like Fez trying
to make out with me five minutes later.
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Well, then you're
really not gonna like this.
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Look, I don't know
how to break up with Angie.
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Well, why don't you try to
figure out how to do it kindly,
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maturely, respectfully.
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Yeah, that sounds nice.
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I think I'm just gonna sleep
with her best friend.
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Okay, I actually got some great
news from the guidance counselor.
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There's this program where you go and
teach in an impoverished area for a year,
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and then they pay
for your college.
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I signed up.
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- Eric, that's perfect.
- That's wonderful.
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See, I knew spending your college
money would work out for the best.
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You're welcome.
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So, what impoverished area
will you go to?
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Is it East Milwaukee?
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I made a wrong turn there once and
I ended up in an awful neighborhood.
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There were kids playing radios
on a street corner.
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No.
I'm not going to Milwaukee.
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- So, where then?
- Africa.
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Africa, Wisconsin?
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You're going to teach in Africa?
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What are you gonna teach them?
How to get eaten by an ostrich?
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Mom, an ostrich?
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I saw a documentary.
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They are vicious,
cruel creatures.
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Well, I think it's great he's going
to Africa. It'll make him a man.
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You think the only way
to become a man is to die.
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How are you gonna feel when
your son gets killed by a lion
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or a disease-carrying fly?
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You get killed by a fly, I'm
not buying you a headstone.
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You can't go to Africa.
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They don't even
have ketchup there.
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You put ketchup on everything.
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You'll starve to death.
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Can you believe
how much she's freaking out?
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No, I cannot believe that someone
you supposedly love is upset
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that you decided to go to Africa
without considering her feelings at all.
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See? Donna understands.
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So, there's a problem with my
sleeping-with-Angie's-best-friend plan.
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Angie's best friend is Hyde.
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You know what we
may have to do here?
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The dark room switch.
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You will make love to her in a dark room,
halfway through you will excuse yourself.
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Then I'll come in, pretend
to be you, and finish the job.
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- How does that fix my problem?
- I was working on my problem.
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You guys, Donna's totally
freaking out about this Africa thing.
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She won't return
any of my calls.
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I think I have a solution.
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The dark room switch.
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Look, man, tell Donna
to just lay off, okay?
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Africa is gonna be awesome.
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You know, they have this bug over
there that burrows into your brain,
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and it lays,
like, a thousand eggs.
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And then, when the eggs hatch,
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they, like, shoot out of your
head like little worm bullets.
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Kelso,
those worms aren't in Africa.
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They're on the planet Zorgon,
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which is from a comic book
that you wrote.
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Just trying to
generate a little buzz.
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WB, what the hell
were you thinking?
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I don't know, I thought I'd try
a new thing with my shoulders.
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Look, he means, why did
you promote that whore, Angie?
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- You mean my daughter Angie?
- I stand by my statement.
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You can't hit a girl.
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Look, if this is about me
not being professional,
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I've already told you, bottle
rocket Friday nights are over.
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Steven, I'm moving Angie to Milwaukee
to get her away from the customers.
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I love my little girl, but you're the
one who should be running that store.
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So, it's yours.
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Whoa.
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- Thanks, man.
- Oh,
my God, I own a record store!
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No, I own a record store.
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Actually, I own a record store.
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I own one-third
of a record store.
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Moving Angie here is
gonna work out for everybody.
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See, I just got into this
real snooty country club,
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and they don't think
I'm gonna be there much.
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But I'm gonna be there all day,
every day, and I'm bringing friends.
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So I need somebody around
here looking after things,
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while I'm out making
white people uncomfortable.
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Hello? Oh, hi.
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How are you?
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I'm Eric's guidance counselor. I just
came over with some papers for him.
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You look familiar.
Do you live around here?
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'Cause I see you drive up
and down the street all the time.
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Yeah, well, I see you emptying
your trash in your bathrobe all the time,
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but I keep it to myself, okay?
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Eric, I brought you a brochure
with some survival tips on Africa.
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Funny, they don't have brochures
with survival tips on Wisconsin.
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That's because death isn't
hiding behind every bush.
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- Mom, please.
- I'm sorry if Eric's
trip has upset anyone.
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- It's upset everyone.
- I'm not upset,
I'm tickled pink.
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What about Donna?
How's Donna doing?
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I don't know.
She's not even talking to me.
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Yeah, well,
you know, sometimes I think
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she just kind of lets her fiery
emotions get the best of her.
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But I think maybe a gentle word
from me might just calm her down,
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or send her into
the arms of someone else.
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No, you know what?
You're not gonna talk to her.
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I'm gonna go talk to her.
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So, you guys have a daughter?
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Angie.
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I've been thinking about this all
day, and I finally worked up the nerve,
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and I think we
need to talk about us.
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Michael,
I'm breaking up with you.
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How dare you?
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I'm moving to Milwaukee.
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Well, when were you gonna
tell me, you know, your boyfriend?
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Come on, you know things
were sort of fizzling anyways.
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Fizzling?
How can you even say that?
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What about all the times you said
that I was really, really good-looking?
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Michael,
it's over, but know this,
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when I said you were
good-looking, I really meant it.
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You know what? You got
a lot of growing up to do.
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- Hey.
- Don't you "hey" me.
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My daughter stayed home
from college for you.
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She could've had
a bright future.
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Sure, she wouldn't be president
of a company or anything
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'cause she's a gal.
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But she would have been
one hell of a secretary.
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Okay, look,
Donna, I know you're upset...
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Eric, if you wanna break up
with me, just go ahead and do it.
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What? No. Donna, I'm
not breaking up with you.
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Really? Well, did you consider me at all
before you decided to run away to Africa?
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Okay, look, Donna,
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the reason I'm
doing this is for us.
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Okay, so I can go to college,
and get a job, you know.
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So I can deserve you.
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Don't give me that crap,
you're doing it for you.
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Donna, when my dad got sick
and I had to stay at home,
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I thought I'd
missed my only chance.
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But this is it.
This is my second chance.
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And you're always saying
how I gotta get out of this town,
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how I gotta start my life.
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God, I thought if anyone was gonna
support me in this, it was gonna be you.
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So, good. Go start it.
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Look, I really just
don't wanna fight about this.
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What do you wanna do?
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Movie?
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And then what?
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I vote the thing
we usually do after a movie.
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What's the point of that?
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Well, I don't know. I think
that's really its own reward.
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I think you need to leave.
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- Donna, I'm not gonna...
- She said get out.
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I know 'cause I was
listening the whole time.
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Okay, fine.
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You still got me, cupcake.
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Thanks, Dad.
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If it makes you feel any
better, he's gonna be sorry.
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I read some place that in Africa they
got a bug that burrows in your brain
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and shoots out your eyes
like worm bullets.
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Okay, Angie, Kelso feels that you
two should have one last night together.
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And he wants it to be special, so
it will take place in this dark room,
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and for a minute you may
think, "Hey, this is not Kelso."
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But that's just
the liquor talking.
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I forgot to mention you will
need to drink a lot of liquor.
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You going to get the liquor now?
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Okay, I'll wait.
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