1 00:00:03,380 --> 00:00:04,980 Steven, 2 00:00:05,220 --> 00:00:09,060 why is there lingerie behind my canned goods? 3 00:00:09,460 --> 00:00:11,660 Oh, sorry. That's Sam's. 4 00:00:11,820 --> 00:00:16,940 Before we split up, our love life felt a little boring so we decided to branch out and try some new locations. 5 00:00:17,580 --> 00:00:21,100 By the way, this is a good sturdy table. 6 00:00:21,500 --> 00:00:24,460 Oh, Steven. 7 00:00:26,220 --> 00:00:27,780 Good morning! 8 00:00:27,940 --> 00:00:32,340 Morning Red. You're up early. You're retired, you should be sleeping in. 9 00:00:32,540 --> 00:00:37,900 Yeah, well, I was awoken by the pleasant sound of birds chirping outside my window. 10 00:00:38,260 --> 00:00:42,420 And now that I don't have to work, I finally have time to poison them. 11 00:00:43,260 --> 00:00:45,700 I feed those birds bread every day. 12 00:00:45,820 --> 00:00:48,380 Good, that will make it easier. 13 00:00:48,940 --> 00:00:52,100 Red, I don’t think you’ve embraced retirement yet. 14 00:00:52,180 --> 00:00:55,380 What you need to do is to get yourself a robe, go sit down on the porch 15 00:00:55,500 --> 00:00:59,220 and shake your fists and yell things like:“dang nabbit, why I outta...” 16 00:00:59,540 --> 00:01:03,420 I have to say, I looked forward to retirement as much as I looked forward to 17 00:01:03,500 --> 00:01:05,380 playing catch with my son. 18 00:01:05,660 --> 00:01:08,460 And both of them have left me bitterly disappoint. 19 00:01:09,900 --> 00:01:11,700 Well, you know, 20 00:01:11,860 --> 00:01:13,340 we could take a trip. 21 00:01:13,380 --> 00:01:18,980 When Amy O’Brian’s husband retired, they went to see the Nutcracker museum in Rhode Island. 22 00:01:19,100 --> 00:01:25,140 We don’t have to go anywhere that fancy but there is that cave in West Virginia I’ve been wanting to see. 23 00:01:25,300 --> 00:01:28,700 It’s a good idea Red. You and Kitty should travel, you know, see the world. 24 00:01:28,740 --> 00:01:31,980 I saw the world when I was in the navy. It shot at me. 25 00:01:32,780 --> 00:01:37,140 I don’t know... West Virginia is supposed to be pretty nice. 26 00:01:37,820 --> 00:01:41,300 It is the Ohio of the Atlantic states. 27 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:45,780 Well, if you need something to do, you can always come down to help me at the record store. 28 00:01:46,220 --> 00:01:48,140 There’s a light switch that keeps shocking people. 29 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:52,340 Although on the upside the jolts seems to make Leo remember stuff. 30 00:01:52,620 --> 00:01:55,980 Yeah! Sure, I’ll help you out. It will be good to get out of the house. 31 00:01:56,180 --> 00:01:59,940 If I have to listen to Phil Donahue tell one more housewife 32 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:02,260 that it isn’t her fault that her life is messed up 33 00:02:02,300 --> 00:02:06,140 I gonna drive to Chicago and hit him in the head with a hammer. 34 00:02:10,460 --> 00:02:13,700 Okay, Donna, I have something to admit to you but it’s something really embarrassing. 35 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:16,380 You read a book for pleasure? 36 00:02:22,460 --> 00:02:24,700 I like Fez. 37 00:02:28,820 --> 00:02:30,700 Wow! 38 00:02:32,180 --> 00:02:36,900 Well I guess the only thing I have to say is, I freaking knew it! 39 00:02:36,980 --> 00:02:37,940 Donna! 40 00:02:38,020 --> 00:02:42,420 Look, I know I made that stupid list to figure out who my perfect match should be, and you were right, 41 00:02:42,660 --> 00:02:43,900 it’s Fez. 42 00:02:44,020 --> 00:02:46,700 This is one of the biggest thing I’ve ever heard you said. 43 00:02:47,260 --> 00:02:49,820 I know, I know. I can’t believe I like him. 44 00:02:50,060 --> 00:02:52,780 No! You admitted I was right. 45 00:02:55,020 --> 00:02:57,740 Okay, are you sure you like Fez? I mean, 46 00:02:58,340 --> 00:03:01,140 think about all the things you said about him over the years. 47 00:03:03,060 --> 00:03:04,420 He’s a bad, poor, 48 00:03:04,420 --> 00:03:04,860 sweaty, 49 00:03:04,900 --> 00:03:05,940 stinky, crazy, 50 00:03:05,980 --> 00:03:06,700 sick, 51 00:03:06,740 --> 00:03:07,740 ridiculous, 52 00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:09,020 foreign, spazoid, 53 00:03:09,180 --> 00:03:10,300 weirdo. 54 00:03:11,380 --> 00:03:13,940 Okay, alright Donna, you busted me. 55 00:03:14,020 --> 00:03:19,700 I like a bad, poor, sweaty, sticky, crazy, ridiculous, sick, foreign, spazoid, weirdo. 56 00:03:21,860 --> 00:03:24,180 Hey lucious ladies! 57 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:27,420 Hey, Fez. 58 00:03:27,620 --> 00:03:30,740 Hey, Fez! What’s up? 59 00:03:32,180 --> 00:03:35,180 Well, I made up a new way to play Candy Land, 60 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:38,660 where I will eat the appropriate candy for each square I land on. 61 00:03:39,300 --> 00:03:44,180 So Jackie, get prepared to come home to a candy-covered-pants-less roommate. 62 00:03:44,860 --> 00:03:48,660 Wait! Why do you have to take your pants off to play? 63 00:03:49,540 --> 00:03:52,020 You don’t know me at all! 64 00:03:56,660 --> 00:03:57,980 There it goes, Jackie. 65 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:02,220 Your candy-covered-pants-less prince charming. 66 00:04:41,660 --> 00:04:45,220 Fez, now that I’m spending so much time here, maybe you should get a water bed. 67 00:04:45,380 --> 00:04:47,460 That way we won’t keep Jackie up with all the... 68 00:04:47,580 --> 00:04:49,020 squeaking. 69 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:51,580 Yeah, sorry about that. 70 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:53,740 I’m a squeaker. 71 00:04:55,460 --> 00:04:59,300 Donna... I like a squeaker. 72 00:04:59,660 --> 00:05:01,660 Wh, what I am gonna do? 73 00:05:02,820 --> 00:05:03,780 Okay look, 74 00:05:04,540 --> 00:05:05,860 a few years ago, 75 00:05:06,220 --> 00:05:09,260 - I went to see a therapist. - Looser 76 00:05:09,780 --> 00:05:12,380 My parents were going through their divorce and it helped. 77 00:05:12,700 --> 00:05:15,140 Not everyone who goes to a therapist is a looser. 78 00:05:15,420 --> 00:05:16,540 Ok wait so, 79 00:05:16,860 --> 00:05:19,460 - you think this therapist actually helped you? - Yeah! 80 00:05:19,860 --> 00:05:23,380 He must be pretty good if he convinced you you’re not a looser. 81 00:05:29,180 --> 00:05:31,140 Ouah, man! Impressive! 82 00:05:31,260 --> 00:05:33,700 Yeah, Mr Forman is real good at fixing stuff. 83 00:05:33,980 --> 00:05:37,340 No, 6 across, impressive. 84 00:05:38,700 --> 00:05:39,980 No wait, 85 00:05:40,060 --> 00:05:42,380 that’s more than 3 letters. 86 00:05:45,180 --> 00:05:46,300 There you go! 87 00:05:46,420 --> 00:05:48,500 Oh, nice job Red. 88 00:05:48,860 --> 00:05:51,660 The only problem is that now I can see how dirty everything is. 89 00:05:52,180 --> 00:05:53,740 I gotta do something about that. 90 00:05:55,420 --> 00:05:57,140 There you go. 91 00:05:57,620 --> 00:05:59,820 Alright man, thanks. I guess I’ll see you later. 92 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:03,060 Actually I thought I’d fix that wobbly chair before I left. 93 00:06:03,460 --> 00:06:05,740 Take a high, carphead! 94 00:06:08,420 --> 00:06:10,300 Hey, quiet! 95 00:06:11,100 --> 00:06:13,500 Oh, sorry, it’s quilt. 96 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:21,860 I’m just saying, I can’t believe I’m in a therapist office. 97 00:06:22,180 --> 00:06:25,980 I mean, there is no way I’ll be able to talk for a whole hour. 98 00:06:28,780 --> 00:06:32,460 Well, thank you Dr. Hamond. 99 00:06:34,460 --> 00:06:35,820 You’re right, 100 00:06:36,540 --> 00:06:40,220 I am pretty and I am special. 101 00:06:49,300 --> 00:06:52,060 And I am in the wrong office. 102 00:06:56,700 --> 00:06:59,100 Wow, that was a tough hour. 103 00:06:59,740 --> 00:07:01,100 Come on in girls. 104 00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:04,140 Have a seat. 105 00:07:04,260 --> 00:07:05,020 Excuse me. 106 00:07:07,220 --> 00:07:08,460 Hello? 107 00:07:09,140 --> 00:07:11,620 Oh, hello Helen. 108 00:07:12,460 --> 00:07:15,300 Fine! I’ll heat up my own dinner! 109 00:07:15,300 --> 00:07:19,580 God knows you haven’t heat up anything in our home in months. 110 00:07:20,060 --> 00:07:21,980 Well, have a great time, eh? 111 00:07:25,060 --> 00:07:29,540 So! Donna, nice to see you again. 112 00:07:29,660 --> 00:07:30,780 How are your folks? 113 00:07:30,820 --> 00:07:33,300 Well, uhm, still crazy. 114 00:07:33,900 --> 00:07:36,980 You’re telling me! They paid for my watch. 115 00:07:38,780 --> 00:07:40,260 And you must be Jackie. 116 00:07:40,380 --> 00:07:41,300 Yeah, 117 00:07:41,380 --> 00:07:43,660 but before you think there is anything wrong with me. 118 00:07:43,660 --> 00:07:47,620 You see, I’m only here because I like this boy and I don’t wanna like him so... 119 00:07:47,700 --> 00:07:52,140 you know, if you could just write a prescription for that, I’ll be on my way. 120 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:55,780 Do you see how messed up she is? 121 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:59,580 Still eating your cuticles? 122 00:08:02,820 --> 00:08:04,420 No. 123 00:08:05,540 --> 00:08:06,540 Jackie, 124 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:10,740 first tell me about some of the other men that you had feelings for. 125 00:08:11,580 --> 00:08:15,180 Okay, well, there is Mickael, who cheated on me. 126 00:08:15,380 --> 00:08:20,140 And there is Steven who would rather vandalize a car than committing to a relationship. 127 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:21,900 And now there’s Fez. 128 00:08:22,060 --> 00:08:25,100 Who’s been after me for years and who is really, really sweet, 129 00:08:25,180 --> 00:08:28,060 but I never paid any attention to him 'cause you know, 130 00:08:28,140 --> 00:08:30,060 he’s foreign. 131 00:08:31,180 --> 00:08:33,340 He seems like a fine man, 132 00:08:33,580 --> 00:08:35,540 or at least he is now... 133 00:08:35,860 --> 00:08:42,380 before you get you sadistic female claws into him and make him forget that he’s even a man at all. 134 00:08:43,380 --> 00:08:47,700 Well, none of this matters anyway because of course now that I like Fez, 135 00:08:47,740 --> 00:08:49,300 he has a girlfriend. 136 00:08:50,380 --> 00:08:54,380 Have you ever considered that you like unavailable men? 137 00:08:54,540 --> 00:08:58,020 I mean, the others were emotionally unavailable 138 00:08:59,180 --> 00:09:02,820 but you weren’t interested in Fez until he was taken. 139 00:09:03,940 --> 00:09:04,780 Wow, 140 00:09:05,220 --> 00:09:10,340 so I don’t really like Fez, I just think I like Fez because he has a girlfriend. 141 00:09:12,180 --> 00:09:14,900 Do you see how messed up she is, Doctor. 142 00:09:16,020 --> 00:09:18,180 I mean she's got some real issues. 143 00:09:19,060 --> 00:09:21,340 I noticed you died your hair. 144 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:24,460 What are you running away from? 145 00:09:25,060 --> 00:09:27,660 I just want people to like me! 146 00:09:28,140 --> 00:09:29,300 Jackie, 147 00:09:29,540 --> 00:09:32,100 just remember that whoever you end up with, 148 00:09:32,380 --> 00:09:34,220 the key to any relationship 149 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:36,500 is good communication. 150 00:09:37,700 --> 00:09:39,100 Excuse me. 151 00:09:40,060 --> 00:09:41,420 Hello? 152 00:09:43,020 --> 00:09:44,180 Helen, 153 00:09:44,460 --> 00:09:48,740 I told you I’d move it as soon as Al can help me. 154 00:09:49,180 --> 00:09:52,300 Well, I wish you had more upper body strength. 155 00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:55,060 No, you are. 156 00:09:55,380 --> 00:09:58,500 Noo, youu are. 157 00:09:59,220 --> 00:10:02,340 GO TO HELL YOU COW! 158 00:10:08,420 --> 00:10:11,300 So, yes, 159 00:10:12,060 --> 00:10:14,260 good communication! 160 00:10:15,460 --> 00:10:17,500 That’s the key. 161 00:10:29,540 --> 00:10:31,420 Why is the closed sign on the door? 162 00:10:31,460 --> 00:10:32,820 Oh, Red put that up. 163 00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:37,820 He said I could either have a closed sign up the door or an open sign on my ass. 164 00:10:42,540 --> 00:10:44,980 I should never have asked him to come down, man, he’s bad for business. 165 00:10:45,620 --> 00:10:47,580 You think that’s bad for business, 166 00:10:47,660 --> 00:10:50,260 I’ve been stealing money for months! 167 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:53,820 Red! 168 00:10:55,660 --> 00:10:56,900 Red! 169 00:10:57,900 --> 00:11:00,260 Hey, man, why are you working so hard? 170 00:11:00,340 --> 00:11:02,020 You should be enjoying your retirement, you know? 171 00:11:02,140 --> 00:11:04,860 There’s still plenty to do here. 172 00:11:05,140 --> 00:11:10,180 The hinge on that door is busted. The window needs caulking and that back room is such a mess, 173 00:11:10,220 --> 00:11:13,540 you got a bunch of weeds growing in there. 174 00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:26,540 Look, man. Why don’t you just call it today, you know? You’re retired, it’s 2 o’clock, hey! 175 00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:28,620 It’s almost dinner time! 176 00:11:31,540 --> 00:11:33,140 Are you kicking me out? 177 00:11:33,300 --> 00:11:34,300 No! 178 00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:35,620 You know... 179 00:11:37,220 --> 00:11:38,940 Yeah! 180 00:11:39,580 --> 00:11:42,780 Look, wh, why don’t you just go home? 181 00:11:43,540 --> 00:11:46,260 I don’t believe this. 182 00:11:49,740 --> 00:11:51,140 He seems mad. 183 00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:53,620 It’s a good thing you’ll never have to see him again. 184 00:11:55,900 --> 00:11:57,540 Oh oh! 185 00:12:01,540 --> 00:12:06,700 Fez, great news! I have an opportunity to do something that’s gonna make me incredibly happy. 186 00:12:06,740 --> 00:12:08,660 - Oh, that’s wonderful! - I’m gonna become a nun. 187 00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:10,540 YOU SELFISH WHORE! 188 00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:16,260 I’m joining the covent next week so I’m sorry, 189 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:21,220 but if it makes you feel any better, you’re the last man to ever touch me 190 00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:26,300 unless I meet someone in Italy before I take my vows. See ya! 191 00:12:30,020 --> 00:12:32,260 Hey, Fez! What’s going on? 192 00:12:32,900 --> 00:12:34,300 Hillary broke up with me. 193 00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:36,220 Oh, my God. 194 00:12:37,540 --> 00:12:41,140 I just need someone to hold me and tell me it’s alright. 195 00:12:43,420 --> 00:12:46,260 I gotta go find Hyde. 196 00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:56,660 I am pretty. 197 00:12:57,220 --> 00:12:59,540 I am special. 198 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:03,180 My casserole is not too oniony. 199 00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:07,580 Hey! 200 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:10,620 Oh, Steven. I need to talk to you. 201 00:13:10,940 --> 00:13:13,060 How could you kick Red out of your store? 202 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:19,300 I wasn’t expecting him home so early and he walked in on me taking a bath without any bubbles. 203 00:13:21,220 --> 00:13:23,660 There goes the mystery. 204 00:13:24,860 --> 00:13:27,140 Sorry Mrs. Forman, he was in the way. 205 00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:29,220 In the way? 206 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:34,100 When your parents left you and we took you in, did we say you were in the way? No! 207 00:13:34,220 --> 00:13:36,300 We fed you and loved you 208 00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:39,820 and we let you in to our Cirrus family portrait. 209 00:13:40,540 --> 00:13:41,820 Look, 210 00:13:42,180 --> 00:13:46,580 I asked him to fix one little switch, the next thing I know he’s pouding and sweating and swearing. 211 00:13:46,740 --> 00:13:49,380 It’s like watching Fez eating a cake. 212 00:13:49,820 --> 00:13:53,300 Well, you need to find a way to make Red feel useful 213 00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:55,420 and you know what else you nee to find? 214 00:13:55,580 --> 00:13:59,180 A beige cardigan! Cause that’s what’s we’re wearing in this year’s picture. 215 00:13:59,580 --> 00:14:06,140 And I don’t wanna hear about how it’s not cool I just wanna you to put the damn thing on, smile and say FREAKING CHEESE! 216 00:14:10,860 --> 00:14:12,060 Jackie, 217 00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:15,820 what is it about me that makes everyone leave? 218 00:14:16,740 --> 00:14:21,740 I’m going to die alone with nothing but a room full of candy and pornography to keep me company. 219 00:14:23,420 --> 00:14:26,140 Although when I say that, it sounds okay. 220 00:14:29,940 --> 00:14:34,660 Oh, okay. You’re not going to die alone. 221 00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:37,740 Yes, I am. I’m a foreign weirdo. 222 00:14:38,540 --> 00:14:42,780 No! no, you, you have fascinating stories about far away lands. 223 00:14:42,820 --> 00:14:45,260 I scare women away with my clingingness. 224 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:48,380 But when someone needs you, you’re always there. 225 00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:51,700 People barely understand a word I say. 226 00:14:52,420 --> 00:14:58,260 Well, yes. But that’s a good thing because sometimes you say really stupid things. 227 00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:02,940 Okay, look Fez, you’re a great guy. Okay? 228 00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:06,020 You’re funny and you’re cute 229 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:09,100 and any girl would be lucky to have you. 230 00:15:09,820 --> 00:15:12,260 Oh, Jackie, you’re so sweet. 231 00:15:13,220 --> 00:15:16,020 Why can’t I find a woman like you who likes me? 232 00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:21,980 I gotta go. 233 00:15:24,420 --> 00:15:27,020 Well, maybe if I watch some TV, I’ll feel better. 234 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:33,380 And now Masterpiece presents The Lonely Foreigner. 235 00:15:44,260 --> 00:15:49,180 Hyde, I don’t get it. We’re going to destroy Mr Forman’s house and that’s supposed to make him feel better? 236 00:15:49,460 --> 00:15:50,860 Yeah! 237 00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:54,620 Then he can fix everything and feel very useful. 238 00:15:54,980 --> 00:15:58,620 Red would be happier than the time he chased those dead heads off in the park. 239 00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:01,900 Well, you can’t camp there, man. 240 00:16:01,980 --> 00:16:04,940 Some bold guy chases you off. 241 00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:11,820 I just ripped that off the furnace. 242 00:16:12,060 --> 00:16:13,900 I busted the TV. 243 00:16:15,660 --> 00:16:19,060 I totally destroyed the washing machine, man! 244 00:16:24,460 --> 00:16:28,020 Oh, hey, Red. I’m glad you’re here man. Things are just falling apart around here. 245 00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:30,340 It’s freezing in my room, the TV’s broken and... 246 00:16:31,340 --> 00:16:34,420 this thing just popped out the washing machine. 247 00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:39,340 Jeez, I’m gone for one day, the whole house goes to hell! 248 00:16:39,660 --> 00:16:42,380 Yeah, it’s a good thing you’re here so you can fix everything. 249 00:16:43,380 --> 00:16:44,620 You know what? 250 00:16:44,820 --> 00:16:46,620 I’ll get to this stuff later. 251 00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:48,180 Later? 252 00:16:48,420 --> 00:16:52,300 Yeah. I was thinking about what you said this afternoon at the record store. 253 00:16:52,420 --> 00:16:57,340 You’re right. I do deserve to slow down and enjoy my retirement. So, 254 00:16:57,620 --> 00:16:58,500 right now, 255 00:16:58,660 --> 00:17:00,740 I’m going fishing. 256 00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:04,180 Yeah, but it’s like 10 degrees in my room. 257 00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,580 Can I at least call the repair-man? 258 00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:07,780 Sure, 259 00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:09,580 but you’re paying for it. 260 00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:11,740 I’m on a fixed income. 261 00:17:12,340 --> 00:17:14,340 I’m retired. 262 00:17:19,060 --> 00:17:22,740 This is bad, we destroyed everything, 263 00:17:23,180 --> 00:17:24,580 on the bright side, 264 00:17:24,860 --> 00:17:26,740 I don’t live here. 265 00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:31,380 What I am gonna do, man. I can’t watch Tv, I can’t sleep in my room. 266 00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:33,500 I guess I could drag my bed right here. 267 00:17:33,860 --> 00:17:35,140 Hyde, man. 268 00:17:35,340 --> 00:17:38,940 Wait to see what I did to your bed. 269 00:17:40,980 --> 00:17:42,900 Ok, Donna. I don’t know what to do. 270 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,460 I thought I only liked Fez because he was unavailable. 271 00:17:45,540 --> 00:17:46,980 But now he’s available 272 00:17:47,060 --> 00:17:48,860 and I still like him. 273 00:17:49,380 --> 00:17:51,420 I mean, I almost kissed him. 274 00:17:51,660 --> 00:17:53,660 On the mouth. 275 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,500 He eats couscous with that thing. 276 00:17:57,620 --> 00:18:00,860 Okay, before I tell you what to do, let me just get one thing straight. 277 00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:03,700 You really like Fez? 278 00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:06,660 Fez is the one you like. 279 00:18:06,980 --> 00:18:08,060 Yes. 280 00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:11,140 So you wanna go out on dates with Fez. 281 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,580 And make out with Fez. 282 00:18:14,820 --> 00:18:16,580 - Yes! - Okay. 283 00:18:17,740 --> 00:18:20,860 - It’s Xmas morning and you get up and your gift is Fez. - Donna! 284 00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:22,980 Sorry. 285 00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:27,540 Alright, well look. If you really like him, 286 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,420 you’re gonna have to tell him. 287 00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:32,940 I know, you’re right. 288 00:18:34,260 --> 00:18:36,020 - Hey. - Hey. 289 00:18:36,260 --> 00:18:38,100 Hey. So uh... 290 00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:40,220 I heard you liked Fez. 291 00:18:42,140 --> 00:18:43,700 WHAT!? 292 00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:45,660 How did you hear that? 293 00:18:45,780 --> 00:18:48,260 Since we weren’t trap in a soundproof lead box, 294 00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:51,500 we were able to hear your delicate voice from across the street. 295 00:18:51,780 --> 00:18:54,660 Alright, okay, I know you guys probably think I’m crazy 296 00:18:54,820 --> 00:18:56,780 and I’m going from guy to guy 297 00:18:56,940 --> 00:19:00,180 but Fez has always been there for me and he makes me feel good about myself. 298 00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:02,980 So go ahead, go ahead make fun of me. 299 00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:06,740 No, I think that’s cool. You know, Fez is a good guy. 300 00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:10,220 And I think if he makes you happy that’s what you should do. 301 00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:13,100 Wow, Steven, thanks. 302 00:19:13,380 --> 00:19:15,140 And if it doesn't work out... 303 00:19:15,340 --> 00:19:17,420 I hear Bob’s available. 304 00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:24,580 And if that’s no good, here comes the garbage man. 305 00:19:24,900 --> 00:19:29,020 Oh hey, there’s a guy across the street you haven’t done. 306 00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:35,580 Oh hey Fez, we need to talk. 307 00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:38,540 Yes, we do. I thought about what you said and you were right. 308 00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:40,020 - I was? - Yes. 309 00:19:40,140 --> 00:19:41,900 Hillary did me a big favor by leaving. 310 00:19:42,020 --> 00:19:44,580 Yes. Okay, I think so too. 311 00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:48,580 And what I realize is, I shouldn’t be tied down to one woman. 312 00:19:49,460 --> 00:19:50,180 Wait, what? 313 00:19:50,260 --> 00:19:53,700 Yes, I should be spreading my seeds all across the land. 314 00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:59,580 So, America, get ready, cause Fez is coming out and no woman is safe. 315 00:20:00,340 --> 00:20:02,740 Except you. Nighty night. 316 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,320 Don’t get me started on my home life. 317 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:17,960 My wife and I haven’t slept together for months. 318 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,760 But it’s not all good news. 319 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:25,120 Oh, well, looks like our hour is almost up. 320 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:28,760 But it seems like you could use a drink. 321 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:31,320 Pour one for yourself. 322 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,160 Oh, no I never touch this stuff. 323 00:20:36,460 --> 00:20:39,900 Oh, what the hell? Doctor’s orders!