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Hey, Donna, when we
register for our wedding,
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can we register
for a trampoline?
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My mom won't let me
have a trampoline.
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If I'd known about registering
when I married Laurie,
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I would have registered for a wife
who wants to have sex with me.
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Eric, you know,
people only register for stuff
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that's used in serving, eating
and clearing of a meal.
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Why is it always about eating?
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Because marriage signifies
the end of trying to be attractive.
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Man, registering sucks.
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I had to register with Jackie
for her sweet sixteen.
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Longest five months of my life.
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Look, all I know is, you guys are gonna
buy whatever wedding present we tell you,
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and none of this
all-going-in-on-one-gift crap.
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Hey, hey, shut it, huh?
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No talk about weddings.
Jackie's on her way over.
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She's not here now.
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She doesn't have to hear
the word "wedding."
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She can sense that it was said.
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I wish I could do that.
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I mean, not so much with words,
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but so that I could see
through people's clothes.
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Look, you two start yapping
about your wedding,
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Jackie gets all, "Steven,
when are we getting married?"
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Then I have to say
we're not getting married,
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and then she
kicks me in my shins.
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From the knees down,
I'm like a freaking POW.
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No, you have magnificent legs.
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I would say W-O-W.
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Wow.
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May I help...
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Oh, it's you.
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Hello, Fenton.
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You two know each other?
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Yeah, this is the weirdo
who sold me your ring.
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He's probably worn
it more than you.
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Well, maybe she doesn't want
to wear it because it's from you.
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Well, maybe you need to keep
your nose out of my business!
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Trust me, your business is the
last place I wanna put my nose!
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- I'm sorry, man. I am.
- Me, too.
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- We're here to
register for our wedding.
- Oh, wonderful.
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- And I see we're
starting with silverware.
- Yes, I like this one.
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No, Eric, the wedding book says
we can't pick the first thing we see.
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Oh, well, in that case, yeah,
the first one... Eh!
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Second one, whoo-hoo!
All right!
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Let's wrap it up,
hit the food court.
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Here's a small sampling
from our collection.
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Prestige, Exhilaration and,
my personal favorite, Brash.
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Oh!
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Well, Fenton, you may be surprised
to learn that your personal favorite
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is not our personal favorite.
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But, anyway, we're done.
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No, Eric, the wedding book says
that we have to look at all the patterns.
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Today is just a scouting trip.
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Scouting?
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You know, I was asked
to resign from the Scouts.
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Look, it's kind of like...
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Okay, remember before we
were together and we dated,
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like, all those different people
before we decided on each other?
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No, not really. No.
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Eric, come on.
This is supposed to be fun.
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Okay, look at
the groom in this picture.
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What is the difference
between you and him?
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He's a cartoon?
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No, he is smiling.
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Yeah, because he's a cartoon.
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Look, these are all
the forks I have here.
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I'll have to bring the rest up from
storage. I guess I'll need a forklift. Oh!
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Whoo!
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Oh, I made a funny.
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Well, it's a... It's a good
thing we have all day.
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All day? What...
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I'm not spending all day
in a department store.
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I'm gonna turn into him.
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Okay, you're not as
far away as you think.
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Okay, that's it. I'm going to
the sporting goods department.
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Men.
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You can't live with them...
Well, you can.
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But you have to
keep quiet about it.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Reading another one
of your dirty girl books?
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They're not dirty,
they're romantic.
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"Mutiny From Behind."
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Yeah.
The mutiny sneaks up on her.
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I don't think
that's what it means.
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Well, it is a wonderful book. It's
got pirates and action. Oh, oh, oh!
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It has this hilarious parrot that
says the most inappropriate things.
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"The pirate's vessel slowly sailed
into the harbor of San Sebastian island.
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"His saucy prisoner's alabaster
breasts heaving with every motion
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"of the tall, rigid ship."
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San Sebastian island.
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I think I killed
some commies there.
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I just spent six hours
registering for wedding gifts.
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The only reason I'm here now is I
pretended to choke on ice cream.
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I'll let you in on a little secret for
when you're shopping with women.
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Always pick the ugliest, worst
choice, and you're off the hook.
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That's how I got out of
shopping for this couch.
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There was
an uglier couch than this?
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The one I picked
had dragons on it.
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Wow, you're sneaky.
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You know, you act like
you're all about brute force,
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but you're
a finesse player, man.
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Trust me, son.
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Don't budge until you
hear the magic words,
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"Oh, I'll just do it myself."
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You're done registering already?
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You men, you just
don't know how to shop.
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You know, your father once tried to
get me to buy a couch with dragons on it.
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Yeah,
I guess I'm just bad at it.
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What do you think of this fork?
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Donna, I think all this stuff is
too ordinary for us, you know?
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Let's get something bejeweled.
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Who are you, Liberace?
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Yes, I'm Liberace.
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Eric, this wedding is...
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- Hey, guys. What's up?
- Oh, hey.
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We were just talking about slutty
cheerleaders in other schools.
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You never want
to talk about that.
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Well, I've finally
come around, darling.
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Are those
wedding gift catalogs?
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Damn it.
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- For our wedding,
Steven and I...
- Jackie, no.
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- Steven, we have to...
- No.
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- A good bride and groom...
- That's it. You're done.
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Now why didn't someone do that
five years ago?
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She used to bite.
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Now this, okay. This is
what I'm talking about.
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That's a nice fork.
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Eric, the handle is
an actual deer hoof.
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Yeah, that's
the Cherokee collection.
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Donna, that's the Indian way.
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They kill the animal,
then eat it with its own paw.
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Okay, you know what?
I have a new plan.
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I'll just go shopping, and
then I'll show you what I pick.
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So I don't get to go at all?
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No. I'll just...
I'll just do it myself.
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Yeah,
I guess I'm just bad at it.
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"After throwing the evil
pirate king overboard,
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"the Duke turned to Lady Daphne,
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"pulled his sword from
its sheath and held it erect.
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"Lady Daphne
touched it tentatively,
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"and a shudder went
through the Duke."
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So you like those books,
too, Mr. Red?
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All right, fine. So you know.
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But you tell one person,
and so help me God,
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I will chop down
whatever tree you live in.
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So I was daydreaming
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during this civil rights
lecture at the police academy,
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and I came up with a great idea
for an invention, adult strollers.
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Why walk when
someone can push you?
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Kelso, that's a wheelchair.
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All right, it's official.
Everything's been thought of!
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- All right, what do
you think of this fork?
- No, no, no.
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You're not gonna rope me
into that. Just make Eric do it.
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No, Eric's banned from doing it.
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He actually wanted me to
eat dinner with Bambi's foot.
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What is this,
the Cherokee collection?
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Oh, well, he picked the ugliest one
so you wouldn't make him go shopping.
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It's classic.
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I knew something was fishy.
He's terrified of Indians.
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Oh, he's gonna pay for this.
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He thought he had a
bad time the other day.
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He doesn't know
what a bad time is.
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I am gonna stop
having sex with him.
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Oh, crap, I already did that.
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All right, look, I hate to sell him
out, but the poor kid lacks subtlety.
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He's... Eric's... How do I
put... He's a bit of a rube.
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You know,
like, a little country.
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A maroon, if you will.
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Kelso, what's your point?
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Well, I'm just saying you could do
better. I mean, I'm here, you're here.
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Nobody has to know.
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- Kelso!
- Okay, fine,
you can tell two friends.
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So I invested $11 in
Kelso's adult stroller idea.
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I'm going to be a millionaire.
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Really? So if I buy one, like,
who's gonna push me around?
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Trained bears.
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Kelso's got it all figured
out. I'm just the money man.
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Hey, guys, where's Donna?
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I found this place that etches
your silhouette on your china.
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Oh! We are so doing that
when we get married.
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Steven, people can
eat right off my face.
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Then guess who's
coming to dinner.
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Jackie,
you're driving me insane.
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Look, I want you to
make me a promise.
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You will not talk about weddings
or anything wedding-related
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in or around the United States.
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Fine, I won't talk about weddings
or anything wedding-related
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in or around
the continental United States.
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Not
the continental United States.
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We're talking
Hawaii and Alaska, too.
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Fine, but if we're ever in
Canada, I am going nuts!
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Eric, bad news.
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A deejay at the radio station got sick,
so I have to cover his shift all week.
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I'm not gonna be able
to register for wedding gifts.
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Oh, no. Well, I guess
we'll just have to live
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with whatever forks
come in the mail willy-nilly.
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Well, actually, you're gonna
have to shop for everything.
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Wait, wait, wait.
Back up here.
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Who are you calling willy-nilly?
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Look, Donna, I can't shop.
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I have horrible taste, remember?
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"I guess I'm just bad at it."
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You are almost
unbelievably bad at it.
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And that's why I've decided
Jackie will go shopping with you.
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Yes!
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No, no, no.
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You promised Hyde that you
wouldn't do any more wedding stuff.
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Yeah, but here's
the thing about me. I lie.
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So today we'll be
looking at crystal.
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You see how all the different colors
intermingle without any judgment?
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See that?
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00:14:16,171 --> 00:14:19,258
Yeah, okay, move over,
Tony Randall. I'm in charge.
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Today,
we'll be looking at china.
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I see you let the redhead go.
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I can't say I'm an expert on
women, but I think you traded up.
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00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:35,025
Okay, I will lay out
four possible choices.
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You will then choose your
favorite. I will disregard that
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and choose the correct one.
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So what will I be doing?
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Oh, you will be holding
my purse and eating candy.
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All right.
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Here, make the Sugar Daddy last.
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00:14:54,838 --> 00:14:58,383
Oh, if only someone had given
me that advice four years ago.
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This spice rack is a real mess.
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It's like someone got drunk
and put everything out of order.
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I mean, cayenne pepper,
cumin, celery salt? It's insanity!
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Oh, Duke, I'd like to
show you my coconuts.
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Well, give me
a minute to raise my mast,
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and then we can
really make some waves.
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Not so fast!
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If anyone's making
waves around here, it's me.
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I'm trained in judo,
hapkido and karate.
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I can also talk about
you behind your back.
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And when it gets back to you,
it'll really sting.
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So prepare to die.
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You know,
Kitty, Eric's not home.
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We have the whole
upstairs to ourselves.
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Would have been thinking
about that the whole time.
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Okay. I got another invention.
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Bicycles with engines.
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That's a motorcycle.
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Okay, fine.
Bicycles without engines.
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That's a bicycle.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
but it's got the chair on it.
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And we're back to wheelchair.
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Okay, Eric just called,
and he's having fun shopping.
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All right,
with me, it's torture,
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but when I send him to
pick out wedding gifts with J...
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Pick out wedding gifts with who?
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Um...
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Jehoshaphat.
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Remember him from school?
He was always,
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you know, jumping.
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You sent Forman out to do
wedding stuff with Jackie?
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Look, I had to punish him,
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and what better way than to make
him spend the day with Jackie?
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She's got you there.
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I mean,
your girlfriend is annoying.
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Plus, I used to do it with her
all the time, so that's gotta hurt.
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Man, I thought I had this
wedding crap taken care of.
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Now I gotta go down to the mall.
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And Three's Company
is about to start.
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This day's gone all to hell!
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What happened
to my favorite blouse?
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A lady never talks about
what happens in the bedroom.
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Ah, looks like Red picked up some
tricks from the Duke in Mutiny From Behind.
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He read my dirty girl book?
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Yes, I caught him.
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Ironically, from behind.
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See, Eric, this is
the perfect tux for you.
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It makes you look like you
actually have shoulders.
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You know, I do look
like I have shoulders.
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- Why are you
wearing a wedding dress?
- Oh, I do this every week.
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Come here.
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What the hell?
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- I cannot believe
what I'm seeing.
- I know. Look, shoulders.
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Eric, this was
supposed to be our time.
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Donna, wait!
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Okay, Steven, I know I promised
I wouldn't do any wedding stuff,
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and I know you're probably really
mad, so just go ahead and yell.
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You're beautiful.
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Oh, my God.
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You like me in a wedding dress,
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which means that someday
we're gonna get married,
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which means that I can
talk about it. Oh, Steven!
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Okay, I want a spring wedding
outside with white doves,
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and I want the sun to be
setting behind me
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so that I have a halo,
kind of like an angel.
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Oh, and then, wild mustangs can
take us to our honeymoon in Hawaii!
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Oh, but your family can't come.
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Oh, you know what? You
can run, but you can't hide!
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I know where you live!
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Donna, what's the matter?
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You picked a deer-foot fork just
to get out of shopping with me.
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Oh, too obvious, huh?
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Yeah, no one wants
hairy silverware.
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I just don't understand how you could
have more fun with Jackie than with me.
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I don't know. I mean, you know,
she doesn't ask me questions.
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She just tells me what to do.
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It's a strange kind of freedom,
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but I know why the
caged bird sings, Donna.
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So you're saying the way to handle
you is just take away your free will
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and order you around?
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Donna,
that's the way I was raised.
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Eric, I can't tell you what to do
because I don't even know what to do.
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I mean, that's why I
got that stupid book.
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I hate that book. Kelso was right.
Reading just gets you into trouble.
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Forks don't matter to me,
Eric. I mean, they don't.
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They don't.
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In 20 years, food's just
gonna be a little pill anyway.
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Look, let's just do this
whole wedding thing our way.
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Yes.
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What's our way?
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I don't know.
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Maybe we should ask Jackie.
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You're back with that one?
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Good luck.
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"The Adventures of Lydia
and Master Bates."
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"Master Bates had lived alone
on an island for years,
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"with only
himself for company."
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I should give this
one to the foreign kid.
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