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OKAY, LET ME GET
THIS STRAIGHT.
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AFTER MY GRANDPA'S FUNERAL,
KELSO AND ANNETTE
ARE MAKING OUT.
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JACKIE SEES THEM AND YELLS,
"GET OFF MY BOYFRIEND"?
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RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU?
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YEAH, IT BROUGHT
THE WHOLE FUNERAL WAY DOWN.
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HYDE, THAT'S HORRIBLE, MAN.
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S EVEN WORSE?
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I TOTALLY MISSED IT.
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YEAH? WELL, NOBODY
ELSE MISSED IT. HALF THE
FRICKIN' TOWN WAS THERE.
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TODAY AT THE HUB,
YOU KNOW THAT KID JIMMY
WITH THE HEADGEAR?
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HE SAID HE FELT BAD FOR ME.
JIMMY HEADGEAR FELT BAD FOR ME!
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I KNEW IT WAS A MISTAKE
HOOKING UP WITH JACKIE,
AND I DID IT ANYWAY.
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YOU KNOW WHY?
'CAUSE SHE MAKES YOU STUPID.
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I BET KELSO WAS COMPOSING
SYMPHONIES BEFORE HER.
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HYDE.
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MAN, I JUST WANTED TO SAY
I'M SORRY.
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'CAUSE WHAT JACKIE
DID TO YOU WAS EMBARRASSING.
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YOU MUST BE SO EMBARRASSED.
I TOLD A LOT OF PEOPLE
WHAT HAPPENED,
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AND THEY ALL AGREED
THAT IT WAS...
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JUST REALLY EMBARRASSING.
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KELSO, NOW IS NOT
THE TIME.
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I JUST WANNA BUCK OUR BOY UP,
'CAUSE WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM
WAS SO EMBARRASSING!
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THAT'S IT.
I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS.
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WHOA, WHOA!
WHY DON'T WE GO UPSTAIRS.
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WE GOT THAT NEW
JCPENNEY CATALOG.
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THERE'S A FULL-COLOR SECTION
ON BRAS.
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WORD HAS IT THE AIRBRUSH GUY
TOTALLY MISSED A NIPPLE.
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I DON'T KNOW WHY
HE'S SO MAD.
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I WAS JUST BEING
SENSITIVE!
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WELL, BE SENSITIVE TO ME
BECAUSE I'M UPSET TOO.
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IF YOU EXPECT ME
TO GO TO THE VALENTINE'S
DANCE TONIGHT,
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO
A FEW THINGS FOR ME.
FOR YOU OR TO YOU?
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SHUT UP! ONE:
YOU WILL NOT SPEAK TO JACKIE.
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YOU WILL NOT SPEAK
TO GIRLS WHO HAVE
BROWN HAIR LIKE JACKIE.
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YOU WILL NOT
SPEAK TO JACKIE.
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WAIT.
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I GOT MESSED UP.
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YEAH, BABY, WHATEVER
YOU WANT. JUST--
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MAN, IT'S GREAT BEING
UNDER SOMEONE'S THUMB AGAIN!
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WHAT DID YOUR MOTHER
DO TO YOU?
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MAN, I JUST FEEL BAD
FOR HYDE.
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I MEAN, ANNETTE WANTS ME.
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JACKIE WANTS ME.
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MY GOOD LOOKS
ARE RUINING PEOPLE'S LIVES.
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WELL, HYDE SEEMS
PRETTY MAD.
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WHATEVER, MAN.
I'M NOT AFRAID OF HIM.
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HE GOT AWAY!
HELP ME!
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SO HAVE YOU TALKED TO HYDE
ABOUT THE WHOLE "GET OFF
MY BOYFRIEND" DISASTER?
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NO. AND WHY IS EVERYONE
MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL
ABOUT IT?
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EVERY TIME
I WALK INTO A ROOM,
PEOPLE LOOK AT ME FUNNY.
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DONNA, HOW DO YOU
DEAL WITH IT?
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JACKIE, THE REASON
PEOPLE ARE MAKING
A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT...
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IS BECAUSE IT SOUNDS
LIKE YOU STILL HAVE
FEELINGS FOR KELSO.
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WELL, I DON'T.
I THINK THE ONLY REASON
I SAID IT...
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WAS BECAUSE I WAS HAVING
AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE
FORMAN'S CHEAP GENERIC SODA.
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OH, NO! A GIANT REDHEAD!
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PLEASE DON'T CRUSH ME!
PLE-E-EASE!
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FEZ, WOULD YOU STOP SCREWING
AROUND. NOW, DID YOU FINISH
THE BALLOON WALKWAY OF LOVE YET?
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YOU BET I DID.
WHEN NINA SEES IT,
SHE'S GONNA BE SO IMPRESSED,
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HER BALLOONS WILL BECOME
MY WALKWAY OF LOVE,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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FEZ, THAT'S DISGUSTING.
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OH, NO, THE GIANT'S ANGRY!
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RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
RUN! RUN!
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♪ HANGIN' OUT ♪
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♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪
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♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪
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♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪
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♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪
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♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪
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♪ WE'RE ALL ALL RIGHT ♪
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♪ WE'RE ALL ALL RIGHT ♪♪
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HELLO, WISCONSIN!
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MRS. FORMAN,
THIS CHILI IS GREAT.
THANKS.
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DADDY USED TO LOVE MY CHILI.
REMEMBER, MOM?
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I REMEMBER IT GAVE HIM
THE TOOTS.
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WELL, THAT'S A NICE PLACE
TO START REMINISCING.
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SO, ERIC, ARE YOU EXCITED
ABOUT YOUR BIG
VALENTINE'S DANCE?
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YEAH. I'M JUST GLAD
IT'S IN THE GYM.
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THERE'S NOTHING LIKE CELEBRATING
THE MOST ROMANTIC NIGHT
OF YOUR LIFE...
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IN THE ROOM WHERE I GOT
MY FIRST WEDGIE.
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IT MEANT I LIKED YOU, ERIC.
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IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'D LIKE
TO TALK ABOUT MY FATHER.
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WELL, KITTY, WE CAN DWELL
ON WHAT WAS,
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OR WE CAN TALK ABOUT WHAT IS.
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IF I'VE LEARNED ANYTHING
FROM LOSING MY BURTIE BEAR,
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IT'S THAT ALL
THAT REALLY MATTERS...
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IS MAKING SURE THAT THE PEOPLE
WE LOVE KNOW WE LOVE THEM.
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MOM, THAT WAS WONDERFUL.
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I MEAN IT.
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ERIC, I LOVE YOU.
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OH. WELL, THANKS, GRANDMA.
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KITTY.
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I THINK I'LL GO FOR A WALK.
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WELL, THIS WAS FUN.
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I'M GONNA GO TO BED
FOR A FEW DAYS.
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OH, NO.
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SHE HASN'T DONE THIS
SINCE ELVIS DIED ON THE CRAPPER.
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NOW I'VE GOTTA SIT BY HER BED
FOR FOUR DAYS AND TELL HER
THAT SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
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IT'S HARD TO SAY THAT
TO A COLD-CREAM-SMEARED
LOONY IN BUNNY SLIPPERS.
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I REMEMBER THAT WEEK.
THE SHADES WERE DRAWN.
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THE FOOD SUPPLY RAN LOW.
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WE WERE SUCKING ON BOUILLON
CUBES TO STAY ALIVE.
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YEAH, BUT DID YOU HEAR
WHAT YOUR GRANDMA SAID...
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ABOUT LOVE BEING
THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS?
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- ERIC, WE SHOULD TELL HER
THAT WE'RE ENGAGED.
- WHAT?
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SHE COULD BE
THE ONE PERSON
WHO'D BE HAPPY FOR US.
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WE'RE GONNA NEED SOMEONE
ON OUR SIDE WHEN WE TELL
OUR FAMILIES.
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YEAH. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
EVEN IF SHE'S NOT
ON OUR SIDE,
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THE MINUTE GRANDMA
THINKS IT'S A BAD IDEA,
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MY MOM WILL BE BOOKING
THE BIG ROOM AT THE
HOLIDAY INN JUST OUT OF SPITE.
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SO, IT'S A WIN-WIN.
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YEAH. WE'RE GONNA DO
WHAT LUKE SKYWALKER WAS
TOO AFRAID TO DO--
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USE THE DARK SIDE
TO OUR ADVANTAGE.
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ERIC, IF WE'RE GONNA BE
MARRIED, YOU REALLY GOTTA
EASE UP ON THE STAR WARS STUFF.
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ALL RIGHT? IT DOESN'T
APPLY TO EVERYTHING.
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I'M GONNA HAVE TO
REWRITE MY VOWS.
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- MY FAVORITE SONG?
- UH, "THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL
IN THE WORLD."
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THE LIGHT
I LOOK BEST IN?
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UH, IT'S A TIE BETWEEN
20-WATT, SOFT-PINK BULBS...
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AND MID-SUMMER SUNSET.
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VERY GOOD, MICHAEL.
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GOD, I MISSED THIS.
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OH, HEY. HAVE YOU GUYS
SEEN STEVEN?
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I HEAR A WEIRD, PIERCING NOISE,
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE
IT'S COMING FROM.
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- DO YOU HEAR ANYTHING, MICHAEL?
- YEAH, IT'S JUST JACKIE.
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UH, JACKIE, I'M SORRY
YOU HAVE TO SEE ME
IN THIS T-SHIRT.
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I KNOW HOW IT EMPHASIZES
MY HUNKALICIOUS BOD.
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SHUT UP, MICHAEL.
I MADE A STUPID SLIP.
IT MEANT NOTHING.
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RIGHT, BECAUSE MICHAEL
IS MY BOYFRIEND.
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I KNOW HE IS,
SKANK WAD.
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- OH, I'M A SKANK WAD?
- GIRL FIGHT! LET'S GET IT ON!
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WE ARE NOT GONNA FIGHT.
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WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD KISS
AND MAKE UP.
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LET'S GET IT ON!
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WHAT? WHAT? WAIT.
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AH, I'LL GO
WITH THE BLONDE.
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KITTY, I'M JUST GOING TO
THE CORNER TO GET YOU SOME SOUP.
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I'M NOT LEAVING YOU
FOR SOMEBODY YOUNGER
AND LESS DRAMATIC.
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THIS IS YOUR FAULT.
IF I WANNA GET MY WIFE
OUT OF BED,
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I GOTTA TIE A ROPE AROUND HER
AND ATTACH IT TO MY BUMPER...
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AND PULL HER OUT
LIKE A STUMP.
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SO WHAT WERE YOU
SAYING, DEAR?
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UM, WELL, I WAS SAYING
THAT... I'M GETTING MARRIED.
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OH, HONEY,
HOW WONDERFUL!
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SO, WHO'S
THE LUCKY GIRL?
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WELL, UM, DONNA.
OH.
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WELL, I GUESS THIS
IS A SMALL TOWN.
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OKAY, WHAT THE HELL
DID THAT MEAN?
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THAT, MY FRIEND, IS
THE SELDOM HEARD...
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BUT MUCH FEARED
GRANDMA BURN.
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YOUR ONLY WARNING
IS THE JINGLE
OF COSTUME JEWELRY...
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AND THE OVERPOWERING SCENT
OF BENGAY.
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WELL, YOU AND JACKIE
ARE CERTAINLY A MESS.
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I REMEMBER BEFORE NINA
WHEN MY LOVE LIFE WAS A MESS.
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IT'S PERFECT NOW THOUGH.
NOT LIKE YOURS,
WHICH IS A MESS.
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FIGURED IT WAS YOU. ALL THE
CALLS CAME DURING COMMERCIALS
IN THE NEWLYWED GAME.
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SO, WHAT?
NOW YOU'RE NOT
TAKING MY CALLS?
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WHY ARE YOU MAKING
SUCH A BIG DEAL
ABOUT THIS?
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BECAUSE IT IS A BIG DEAL
WHEN YOU YELL,
"GET OFF MY BOYFRIEND"...
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TO A GIRL WHO'S ON SOMEONE
WHO'S NOT ME.
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STEVEN, I CANNOT BE HELD
RESPONSIBLE FOR THE THINGS
THAT COME OUT OF MY MOUTH.
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IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING.
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SO THAT'S YOUR STORY?
"IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING"?
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RIGHT. RIGHT.
SO, YOU JUST NEED
TO GET OVER IT.
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OH, YEAH. DON'T WORRY.
I'M OVER IT.
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IN FACT, I'M OVER YOU.
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STEVEN,
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
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HE'S SAYING HE'S BREAKING UP
WITH YOU. ARE YOU NOT
PAYING ATTENTION?
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BECAUSE I'M ON THE EDGE
OF MY FREAKIN' SEAT HERE.
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STEVEN.
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SO, I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
AND YOU DON'T.
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SO, MY GRANDMA DOESN'T THINK
DONNA'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
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HOW GREAT IS THAT?
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FINALLY, SOMEONE THINKS
DONNA'S THE LUCKY ONE.
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NO MORE,
"HEY, HOW'D HE GET HER?"
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OR, "OH, THAT SKINNY GUY
MUST REALLY BE RICH."
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YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
I HEARD THE WHISPERS.
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I JUST PRETENDED NOT TO.
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WHO WAS WHISPERING?
WE SAID IT RIGHT TO YOU.
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WELL, I'M DONE WITH JACKIE,
AND I FEEL LIKE A GUY...
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WHO HAD A 95-POUND
MOLE REMOVED--
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A 95-POUND,
DONNY OSMOND LOVING,
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SHOE-SHOPPING,
ICE CAPADE ATTENDING MOLE.
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HYDE, I KNOW THAT'S JUST COMING
FROM A PLACE OF DEEP, DEEP PAIN.
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AND I REALLY DO FEEL BAD
THAT MY "FOXITUDE"...
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BROKE YOU AND JACKIE UP.
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AND I'D TONE IT DOWN,
BUT I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW!
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GUYS, I'M WORRIED THERE'S
SOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS
BETWEEN MICHAEL AND JACKIE.
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WHEN THEY WERE TOGETHER,
DID SHE MAKE HIM HAPPY?
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WELL, SHE TOTALLY
DOMINATED HIM...
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AND MADE HIM FEEL BAD
ABOUT HIMSELF.
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I GUESS WHAT I'M ASKING IS,
WAS SHE EVER FAT OR ANYTHING?
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ERIC, HOW CAN
YOUR GRANDMOTHER
NOT LIKE ME?
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OOH! MAYBE I SHOULD WEAR
MY CATHOLIC SCHOOL UNIFORM
AROUND HER MORE.
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PEOPLE LIKE ME IN THAT.
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WELL, GUYS MOSTLY.
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BUT, HEY, GIVE IT A SHOT.
GRANDMAS HAVE SECRETS TOO.
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DONNA, STEVEN
BROKE UP WITH ME.
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OH. JACKIE, I'M SORRY.
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HEY, MAYBE HE JUST WANTED YOU
TO BE ABLE TO SPEND MORE TIME
WITH YOUR OTHER BOYFRIEND.
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SHUT UP, ERIC!
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OH. IT'S YOU.
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DIDN'T KNOW THEY LET
SLUTBALLS IN HERE.
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WELL, I'VE SEEN YOU IN HERE,
SO I FIGURED IT WAS OKAY.
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OH, YOU DON'T KNOW IT,
BUT YOU JUST BURNT YOURSELF.
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OH, I KNOW IT.
THE QUESTION IS, DO YOU?
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I JUST SAID I DO.
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SO DO I,
SO YOU ARE TOO.
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DONNA, YOU FOLLOWING THIS?
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UM, I THINK ONE OF 'EM'S
A SLUTBALL AND ONE
OF 'EM KNOWS IT.
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I THINK WHAT WE NEED TO DO
IS GO TALK ABOUT MICHAEL.
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FINE. I'LL TRY TO USE
SMALL WORDS SO YOU CAN
UNDERSTAND ME.
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THAT'S NOT GONNA BE
GOOD ENOUGH.
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HEY, GRANDMA.
GOOD AFTERNOON,
MRS. SIGURDSON.
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NICE DAY, HUH?
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NO. IT'S RAINING,
AND MY ARTHRITIS
IS KICKING UP.
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WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
MINE TOO.
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BOY, AM I GETTING OLD.
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NOT TOO OLD, YOU KNOW.
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WHATEVER YOU ARE.
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WOW. HEY, GRANDMA,
DONNA BROUGHT YOU
SOME SALSA.
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YEP, DONNA MAKES
THE BEST DARN SALSA OUTSIDE
OF YOUR BELOVED ARIZONA.
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IT'S A REFLECTION
OF HER LONG-TIME LOVE AFFAIR
WITH THE SOUTHWEST.
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MUCH LIKE YOUR OWN.
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GO, GRAND CANYON!
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SO, ERIC, WHO ARE YOU
SEEING THESE DAYS?
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OKAY.
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OKAY, GRANDMA, YOU HAVE GOT
TO GIVE DONNA A CHANCE.
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AND I KNOW YOU TWO
WILL GET ALONG FAMOUSLY.
YOU HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON.
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RIGHT. LIKE I LOVE EATING
DINNER AT 4:30 TOO.
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LOOK, MISS SIGURDSON,
I LOVE ERIC WITH
ALL MY HEART.
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AND I KNOW THAT WHEN YOU
GIVE ME A CHANCE, YOU'LL SEE
THAT WE'RE GREAT TOGETHER.
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WELL, THAT'S VERY SWEET.
AND YOU'RE RIGHT.
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I'M SURE YOU'RE THE NICEST GIRL
ERIC'S MET SO FAR.
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SHE IS JUST
SO GOOD AT THAT.
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SEE?
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ISN'T IT BETTER TO BE
UP AND ABOUT THAN STUCK
IN YOUR BED FOR A WEEK?
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WELL, THIS IS BETTER.
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00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:04,362
WHY DID I LET THAT WOMAN
GET TO ME? I'M GONNA
GET OUT OF THIS ROBE.
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AND TAKE A SHOWER.
I MEAN, THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
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YOUR MOTHER
IS A NUTBAG!
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WHAT DID SHE DO?
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THAT THING WHERE SHE
PRETENDS TO BE NICE, BUT
SHE'S REALLY INSULTING YOU.
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- YES!
- FRIGID WITCH!
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I'LL GET THE BED READY.
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HOW COULD SHE NOT
LIKE ME?
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HOW CAN SHE NOT
LIKE ME?
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
MAYBE SHE JUST CAN'T HANDLE
STRONG, HEALTHY WOMEN.
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AND I AM STRONG AND HEALTHY.
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I BRING HOME THE BACON.
I FRY IT UP IN A PAN.
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AND...
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I NEVER EVER LET
RED FORGET HE'S A MAN.
YEAH.
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WELL, I AM NOT
GIVING UP ON HER.
OH, WHY ARE YOU WORRIED?
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I'M THE ONE WHO HAS TO LIVE
THE REST OF MY LIFE IN THE
SAME FAMILY WITH THIS WOMAN.
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YEAH, BUT SO DO I.
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IN THE SENSE THAT, UM,
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WE'RE ALL PART
OF THE HUMAN FAMILY.
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00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:14,766
STEVEN, I HAVE TO
TELL YOU SOMETHING.
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WELL, IF IT'S "GET OFF
MY BOYFRIEND," DON'T WORRY.
I ALREADY HEARD IT.
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NO. I HAVE TO TELL YOU,
YOU WERE RIGHT.
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WHEN I SAID THAT,
IT DID MEAN SOMETHING.
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AND I THOUGHT IT DIDN'T,
BECAUSE SOMETIMES
I JUST WANT THINGS...
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BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE
HAVE THEM.
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LIKE ONCE, I MADE MY DAD
BUY ME A PET RAT
BECAUSE MY COUSIN HAD ONE.
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BUT THEN THE RAT GOT
SO DISGUSTING, I MADE
MY KITTY CAT HUNT IT.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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WHO'S THE RAT?
AM I THE RAT?
NO.
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NO. STEVEN--
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LOOK. OKAY, I SPOKE
TO ANNETTE.
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AND SHE MADE ME REALIZE
THAT, OKAY,
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MAYBE I DO HAVE SOME
LEFTOVER FEELINGS
FOR MICHAEL.
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00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:04,682
AND THEN SHE SAID
THAT IF I WANTED HIM,
I'D HAVE TO FIGHT FOR HIM.
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00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:08,719
BUT, STEVEN, I KNOW
IN MY HEART THE ONLY PERSON
I WANNA FIGHT FOR IS YOU.
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REALLY? OH, BOY!
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YOU LIKE KELSO,
BUT YOU LIKE ME
A LITTLE BIT MORE?
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WHAT A BUNCH OF CRAP!
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK, JACKIE?
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00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:23,167
I THINK THE ONLY REASON YOU'RE
WITH ME IN THE FIRST PLACE
WAS TO GET BACK AT KELSO.
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STEVEN, HOW CAN YOU
SAY THAT?
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OKAY, FINE. MAYBE I DO
HAVE FEELINGS FOR MICHAEL.
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BUT WHAT AM
I SUPPOSED TO DO?
HE WAS MY FIRST BOYFRIEND.
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00:18:31,377 --> 00:18:33,978
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LEARN
TO DEAL WITH IT.
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00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:36,948
AND IF YOU CAN'T AND YOU'RE
GONNA HAVE TO BREAK UP
WITH ME BECAUSE OF THAT,
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THEN I CAN'T STOP YOU, BUT I
THINK IT'S A REAL WASTE,
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
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I'M NOT SAYING IT BACK!
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I DON'T CARE.
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DAMN IT!
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00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:22,026
SO, ARE WE GONNA GO
TO THE DANCE OR WHAT?
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OH, STEVEN.
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WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE I'M
JUST IN TIME FOR MAKEUP SEX.
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DON'T MIND ME.
YOU'LL BARELY HEAR ME.
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00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:47,552
IF YOU PREFER,
I CAN HIDE IN THE SHOWER.
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00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:50,488
- FEZ, GET OUT OF HERE.
- OKAY, HERE I GO.
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♪♪
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EARLIER TODAY
I MENTIONED THAT...
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I WOULD LIKE YOUR BALLOONS
TO BE MY WALKWAY OF LOVE.
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00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:12,476
AND YOU SAID, "OKAY."
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00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:16,380
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT?
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO
SURPRISE YOU WITH THIS ONE.
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00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:19,183
WELL, I THINK YOU MEANT--
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THAT'S IT!
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00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:26,690
- HEY, LOOK WHO'S BACK TOGETHER.
- WHAT THE HELL!
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00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,993
COME ON, JACKIE.
LET'S DANCE.
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00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:37,734
HOW CAN SHE BE WITH HIM
WHEN SHE'S SO CLEARLY
NOT OVER ME?
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00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:40,772
I THINK THE QUESTION IS,
HOW CAN YOU BE WITH ME...
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00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,040
WHEN YOU'RE SO CLEARLY
NOT OVER HER?
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00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:46,344
WHAT, IS THIS A RIDDLE?
START OVER.
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00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:49,980
YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY
STILL IN LOVE WITH JACKIE.
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00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:52,016
I'M GOIN' BACK
TO CALIFORNIA.
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00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:56,653
BABY, NO! I'LL PROVE
THAT I'M OVER HER.
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00:20:56,722 --> 00:21:00,724
I'LL BET YOU 50 BUCKS
THAT IF WE DO IT,
I'LL BE INTO IT.
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GOOD-BYE, MICHAEL.
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00:21:02,728 --> 00:21:05,263
BUT YOU WIN EITHER WAY!
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OH, I FEEL
SO MUCH BETTER.
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00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:31,489
I AM A STRONG,
HEALTHY WOMAN WHO DOESN'T
NEED TO GO TO BED...
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00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:34,625
EVERY TIME SOME MEAN, OLD LADY
GIVES HER A CROSS LOOK.
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00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:38,262
THAT'S RIGHT.
GOOD EVENING, MOTHER.
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00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:40,865
GOING OUT TO DINNER.
OH.
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00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:43,100
IS THAT WHAT
YOU'RE WEARING?
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I'LL BE IN BED.