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Okay, let me get this straight.

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After my grandpa's funeral,
Kelso and Annette are making out.

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Jackie sees them and yells,
''Get off my boyfriend''?

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<i>Right in front of you?</i>

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Yeah, it brought
the whole funeral way down.

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Hyde, that's horrible, man.

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You know what's even worse?

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I totally missed it.

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Yeah? Well, nobody else missed it.
Half the frickin' town was there.

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Today at The Hub, you know
that kid Jimmy with the headgear?

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He said he felt bad for me.
Jimmy Headgear felt bad for me!

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I knew it was a mistake hooking up
with Jackie, and I did it anyway.

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You know why?
'Cause she makes you stupid.

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I bet Kelso was composing
symphonies before her.

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Hyde.

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Man, I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

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'Cause whatJackie
did to you was embarrassing.

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You must be so embarrassed.
I told a lot of people what happened...

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and they all agreed that it was...

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just really embarrassing.

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Kelso, now is not the time.

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I just wanna buck our boy up, 'cause what
happened to him was so embarrassing!

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That's it.
I'm gonna kick your ass.

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Whoa, whoa!
Why don't we go upstairs.

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We got that new JCPenney catalog.

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There's a full-color section
on bras.

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Word has it the airbrush guy
totally missed a nipple.

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I don't know why he's so mad.

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I was just being sensitive!

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Well, be sensitive to me
because I'm upset too.

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If you expect me
to go to the Valentine's dance tonight...

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-you're gonna have to do a few things for me.
- For you or to you?

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Shut up! One:
You will not speak toJackie.

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Two: You will not speak to girls who have
brown hair likeJackie.

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Three: You will not speak toJackie.

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Wait.

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I got messed up.

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Yeah, baby, whatever
you want.Just-

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Man, it's great being
under someone's thumb again!

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What did your mother do to you?

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Man, I just feel bad for Hyde.

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I mean, Annette wants me.

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Jackie wants me.

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My good looks
are ruining people's lives.

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Well, Hyde seems pretty mad.

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Whatever, man.
I'm not afraid of him.

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- <i>( Eric ) He got away.!</i>
- Help me!

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So have you talked to Hyde about the whole
''get off my boyfriend'' disaster?

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No. And why is everyone
making such a big deal about it?

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Every time I walk into a room,
people look at me funny.

51
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Donna, how do you deal with it?

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Jackie, the reason people are making
a big deal about it...

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is because it sounds like you still have
feelings for Kelso.

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Well, I don't.
I think the only reason I said it...

55
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was because I was having an allergic reaction
to the Forman's cheap generic soda.

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( High-pitched )
Oh, no! A giant redhead!

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Please don't crush me!
Ple-e-ease!

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Fez, would you stop screwing around. Now,
did you finish the balloon walkway of love yet?

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You bet I did. When Nina sees it,
she's gonna be so impressed...

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her balloons will become my walkway of love,
if you know what I mean.

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Fez, that's disgusting.

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( High-pitched )
Oh, no, the giant's angry!

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Run for your life!
Run! Run!

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<i>( Rock Group Singing )</i>

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<i>( Ends )</i>

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<i>( Man Shouts Greeting )</i>

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- Mrs. Forman, this chili is great.
- Thanks.

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Daddy used to love my chili.
Remember, Mom?

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I remember it gave him the toots.

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Well, that's a nice place
to start reminiscing.

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So, Eric, are you excited
about your big Valentine's dance?

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Yeah. I'm just glad it's in the gym.

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There's nothing like celebrating
the most romantic night of your life...

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in the room where I got
my first wedgie.

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It meant I liked you, Eric.

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If you don't mind, I'd like
to talk about my father.

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Well, Kitty, we can dwell
on what was...

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or we can talk about what is.

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If I've learned anything
from losing my Burtie Bear...

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it's that all that really matters...

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is making sure that the people
we love know we love them.

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Mom, that was wonderful.

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I mean it.

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Eric, I love you.

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Oh. Well, thanks, Grandma.

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Kitty.

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I think I'll go for a walk.

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( Chuckles )
Well, this was fun.

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I'm gonna go to bed for a few days.

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Oh, no.

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She hasn't done this
since Elvis died on the crapper.

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Now I've gotta sit by her bed for four days
and tell her that she's beautiful.

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It's hard to say that to
a cold-cream-smeared loony in bunny slippers.

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I remember that week.
The shades were drawn.

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The food supply ran low.

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We were sucking on bouillon
cubes to stay alive.

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Yeah, but did you hear
what your grandma said...

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about love being
the only thing that matters?

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- Eric, we should tell her that we're engaged.
- What?

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She could be the one person
who'd be happy for us.

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We're gonna need someone
on our side when we tell our families.

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Yeah. And you know what?
Even if she's not on our side...

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the minute Grandma
thinks it's a bad idea...

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my mom will be booking the big room
at the Holiday Inn just out of spite.

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So, it's a win-win.

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Yeah. We're gonna do what Luke Skywalker
was too afraid to do-

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use the Dark Side to our advantage.

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Eric, if we're gonna be married, you really
gotta ease up on the <i>Star Wars</i> stuff.

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All right? It doesn't
apply to everything.

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I'm gonna have to rewrite my vows.

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- My favorite song?
- Uh, ''The Most Beautiful Girl in the World.''

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The light I look best in?

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Uh, it's a tie between
20-watt, soft-pink bulbs...

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and mid-summer sunset.

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Very good, Michael.

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God, I missed this.

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Oh, hey. Have you guys seen Steven?

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I hear a weird, piercing noise,
but I don't know where it's coming from.

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- Do you hear anything, Michael?
- Yeah, it's justJackie.

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Uh,Jackie, I'm sorry you have
to see me in this T-shirt.

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I know how it emphasizes
my hunkalicious bod.

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Shut up, Michael.
I made a stupid slip. It meant nothing.

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Right, because Michael
is my boyfriend.

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I know he is, skank wad.

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- Oh, I'm a skank wad?
- Girl fight! Let's get it on!

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We are not gonna fight.

127
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Well, maybe you should kiss
and make up.

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Let's get it on!

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What? What? Wait.

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Ah, I'll go with the blonde.

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( Groans ) Kitty, I'm just going to
the corner to get you some soup.

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I'm not leaving you for somebody younger
and less dramatic.

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This is your fault.
If I wanna get my wife out of bed...

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I gotta tie a rope around her
and attach it to my bumper...

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and pull her out like a stump.

136
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So what were you saying, dear?

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Um, well, I was saying
that... I'm getting married.

138
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Oh, honey, how wonderful!

139
00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:06,502
So, who's the lucky girl?

140
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- Well, um, Donna.
- <i>Oh.</i>

141
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Well, I guess this is a small town.

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Okay, what the hell did that mean?

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That, my friend, is
the seldom heard...

144
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but much feared Grandma burn.

145
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Your only warning
is the jingle of costume jewelry...

146
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and the overpowering scent
of BenGay.

147
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Well, you and Jackie
are certainly a mess.

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I remember before Nina
when my love life was a mess.

149
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It's perfect now though.
Not like yours, which is a mess.

150
00:10:01,980 --> 00:10:03,971
Steven, I've called
three times in the last half hour.

151
00:10:04,316 --> 00:10:08,582
Figured it was you. All the calls came during
commercials in the <i>Newlywed Game.</i>

152
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So, what?
Now you're not taking my calls?

153
00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:17,552
Why are you making such
a big deal about this?

154
00:10:17,629 --> 00:10:20,860
Because it is a big deal when you yell,
''Get off my boyfriend''...

155
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- to a girl who's on someone who's not me.
- ( Groans )

156
00:10:24,770 --> 00:10:29,730
Steven, I cannot be held responsible
for the things that come out of my mouth.

157
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It didn't mean anything.

158
00:10:35,447 --> 00:10:38,473
So that's your story?
''It didn't mean anything''?

159
00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:43,146
Right. Right.
So, you just need to get over it.

160
00:10:43,222 --> 00:10:46,749
Oh, yeah. Don't worry.
I'm over it.

161
00:10:46,825 --> 00:10:49,191
In fact, I'm over you.

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Steven, what are you saying?

163
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He's saying he's breaking up with you.
Are you not paying attention?

164
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Because I'm on the edge
of my freakin' seat here.

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Steven.

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00:11:10,349 --> 00:11:13,341
<i>( Door Opens, Closes )</i>

167
00:11:17,589 --> 00:11:21,457
So, I have a girlfriend
and you don't.

168
00:11:31,537 --> 00:11:35,234
So, my grandma doesn't think
Donna's good enough for me.

169
00:11:35,307 --> 00:11:38,834
How great is that?

170
00:11:38,911 --> 00:11:41,175
Finally, someone thinks
Donna's the lucky one.

171
00:11:41,246 --> 00:11:43,680
No more, ''Hey, how'd he get her?''

172
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Or, ''Oh, that skinny guy
must really be rich.''

173
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Yeah, that's right.
I heard the whispers.

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I just pretended not to.

175
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Who was whispering?
We said it right to you.

176
00:11:56,195 --> 00:11:58,959
Well, I'm done with Jackie,
and I feel like a guy...

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00:11:59,031 --> 00:12:02,194
who had a 95-pound
mole removed-

178
00:12:02,267 --> 00:12:05,065
a 95-pound, Donny Osmond loving...

179
00:12:05,137 --> 00:12:08,868
shoe-shopping,
Ice Capade attending mole.

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00:12:08,941 --> 00:12:13,901
Hyde, I know that's just coming
from a place of deep, deep pain.

181
00:12:13,979 --> 00:12:16,948
And I really do feel bad
that my ''foxitude''...

182
00:12:17,015 --> 00:12:19,279
broke you and Jackie up.

183
00:12:19,351 --> 00:12:23,014
And I'd tone it down,
but I just don't know how!

184
00:12:28,393 --> 00:12:32,727
Guys, I'm worried there's some unfinished
business between Michael and Jackie.

185
00:12:32,798 --> 00:12:36,325
When they were together,
did she make him happy?

186
00:12:36,401 --> 00:12:39,495
Well, she totally dominated him...

187
00:12:39,571 --> 00:12:42,506
and made him feel bad about himself.

188
00:12:42,574 --> 00:12:46,943
I guess what I'm asking is,
was she ever fat or anything?

189
00:12:52,150 --> 00:12:55,483
Eric, how can
your grandmother not like me?

190
00:12:55,554 --> 00:13:00,491
Ooh! Maybe I should wear my
Catholic school uniform around her more.

191
00:13:00,559 --> 00:13:02,584
People like me in that.

192
00:13:02,661 --> 00:13:05,255
Well, guys mostly.

193
00:13:05,330 --> 00:13:09,198
But, hey, give it a shot.
Grandmas have secrets too.

194
00:13:13,739 --> 00:13:16,435
Donna, Steven broke up with me.

195
00:13:16,508 --> 00:13:19,671
Oh.Jackie, I'm sorry.

196
00:13:19,745 --> 00:13:23,806
Hey, maybe he just wanted you to be able to
spend more time with your other boyfriend.

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00:13:23,882 --> 00:13:26,442
( Together)
Shut up, Eric!

198
00:13:26,518 --> 00:13:30,215
Oh. It's you.

199
00:13:30,289 --> 00:13:33,747
Didn't know they let
slutballs in here.

200
00:13:33,825 --> 00:13:37,283
Well, I've seen you in here,
so I figured it was okay.

201
00:13:37,362 --> 00:13:39,887
Oh, you don't know it,
but you just burnt yourself.

202
00:13:39,965 --> 00:13:42,263
Oh, I know it.
The question is, do you?

203
00:13:44,703 --> 00:13:46,796
I just said I do.

204
00:13:46,872 --> 00:13:49,534
So do I, so you are too.

205
00:13:51,243 --> 00:13:54,178
Donna, you following this?

206
00:13:54,246 --> 00:13:58,080
Um, I think one of'em's
a slutball and one of'em knows it.

207
00:13:59,918 --> 00:14:02,682
I think what we need to do
is go talk about Michael.

208
00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:06,246
Fine. I'll try to use small words
so you can understand me.

209
00:14:07,659 --> 00:14:09,593
That's not gonna be good enough.

210
00:14:14,533 --> 00:14:18,060
- Hey, Grandma.
- Good afternoon, Mrs. Sigurdson.

211
00:14:19,805 --> 00:14:22,365
Nice day, huh?

212
00:14:22,441 --> 00:14:27,208
No. It's raining,
and my arthritis is kicking up.

213
00:14:27,279 --> 00:14:30,271
What a coincidence.
Mine too.

214
00:14:30,349 --> 00:14:32,340
Boy, am I getting old.

215
00:14:33,719 --> 00:14:36,085
Not too old, you know.

216
00:14:36,154 --> 00:14:38,145
Whatever you are.

217
00:14:39,891 --> 00:14:43,827
Wow. Hey, Grandma,
Donna brought you some salsa.

218
00:14:43,895 --> 00:14:47,729
Yep, Donna makes the best darn
salsa outside of your beloved Arizona.

219
00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:51,599
It's a reflection of her long-time
love affair with the Southwest.

220
00:14:52,604 --> 00:14:54,538
Much like your own.

221
00:14:54,606 --> 00:14:56,597
Go, Grand Canyon!

222
00:14:58,276 --> 00:15:00,938
So, Eric, who are you
seeing these days?

223
00:15:01,012 --> 00:15:03,742
Okay.

224
00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:08,343
Okay, Grandma, you have got
to give Donna a chance.

225
00:15:08,420 --> 00:15:13,517
And I know you two will get along famously.
You have so much in common.

226
00:15:13,592 --> 00:15:17,153
Right. Like I love eating
dinner at 4:30 too.

227
00:15:19,264 --> 00:15:23,496
Look, Miss Sigurdson,
I love Eric with all my heart.

228
00:15:23,568 --> 00:15:27,299
And I know that when you give me a chance,
you'll see that we're great together.

229
00:15:27,372 --> 00:15:30,341
Well, that's very sweet.
And you're right.

230
00:15:30,409 --> 00:15:33,742
I'm sure you're the nicest girl
Eric's met so far.

231
00:15:39,251 --> 00:15:42,379
She is just so good at that.

232
00:15:42,521 --> 00:15:44,455
See?

233
00:15:52,964 --> 00:15:57,765
Isn't it better to be up and about
than stuck in your bed for a week?

234
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Well, this is better.

235
00:16:01,006 --> 00:16:04,567
Why did I let that woman get to me?
I'm gonna get out of this robe.

236
00:16:04,643 --> 00:16:07,237
And take a shower.
I mean, that's the spirit!

237
00:16:10,615 --> 00:16:13,015
Your mother is a nutbag!

238
00:16:13,084 --> 00:16:15,018
What did she do?

239
00:16:15,086 --> 00:16:18,351
That thing where she pretends to be nice,
but she's really insulting you.

240
00:16:18,423 --> 00:16:21,119
- Yes!
- Frigid witch!

241
00:16:24,362 --> 00:16:26,626
I'll get the bed ready.

242
00:16:27,632 --> 00:16:30,430
How could she not like me?

243
00:16:30,502 --> 00:16:32,436
How can she not like me?

244
00:16:32,504 --> 00:16:36,372
You know what? Maybe she just can't
handle strong, healthy women.

245
00:16:36,441 --> 00:16:38,375
And I am strong and healthy.

246
00:16:38,443 --> 00:16:41,344
( Quoting Lyric )

247
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- ( Quoting Ends )
- Yeah.

248
00:16:50,956 --> 00:16:54,517
- Well, I am not giving up on her.
- Oh, why are you worried?

249
00:16:54,593 --> 00:16:58,791
I'm the one who has to live the rest of my
life in the same family with this woman.

250
00:16:58,864 --> 00:17:01,958
Yeah, but so do I.

251
00:17:02,033 --> 00:17:05,332
In the sense that, um...

252
00:17:05,403 --> 00:17:08,031
we're all part of the human family.

253
00:17:12,277 --> 00:17:14,973
Steven, I have to
tell you something.

254
00:17:15,046 --> 00:17:19,312
Well, if it's ''get off my boyfriend,''
don't worry. I already heard it.

255
00:17:20,919 --> 00:17:25,288
No. I have to tell you,
you were right.

256
00:17:25,357 --> 00:17:28,155
When I said that,
it did mean something.

257
00:17:28,226 --> 00:17:30,956
And I thought it didn't,
because sometimes I just want things...

258
00:17:31,029 --> 00:17:32,963
because other people have them.

259
00:17:33,031 --> 00:17:37,695
Like once, I made my dad buy me a pet rat
because my cousin had one.

260
00:17:37,769 --> 00:17:42,331
But then the rat got so disgusting,
I made my kitty cat hunt it.

261
00:17:42,407 --> 00:17:45,672
I don't know what the hell
you're talking about.

262
00:17:45,744 --> 00:17:48,736
- Who's the rat? Am I the rat?
- No.

263
00:17:48,813 --> 00:17:50,804
No. Steven-

264
00:17:52,684 --> 00:17:55,551
Look. Okay, I spoke to Annette.

265
00:17:55,620 --> 00:17:57,747
And she made me
realize that, okay...

266
00:17:57,822 --> 00:18:01,053
maybe I do have some
leftover feelings for Michael.

267
00:18:01,126 --> 00:18:04,892
And then she said that if I wanted him,
I'd have to fight for him.

268
00:18:04,963 --> 00:18:08,922
But, Steven, I know in my heart
the only person I wanna fight for is you.

269
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,094
Really? Oh, boy!

270
00:18:13,738 --> 00:18:16,298
You like Kelso, but you like me
a little bit more?

271
00:18:16,374 --> 00:18:19,104
What a bunch of crap!
You know what I think,Jackie?

272
00:18:19,177 --> 00:18:23,375
I think the only reason you're with me
in the first place was to get back at Kelso.

273
00:18:23,448 --> 00:18:25,382
Steven, how can you say that?

274
00:18:25,450 --> 00:18:28,385
Okay, fine. Maybe I do
have feelings for Michael.

275
00:18:28,453 --> 00:18:31,513
But what am I supposed to do?
He was my first boyfriend.

276
00:18:31,590 --> 00:18:34,184
And you know what?
You're gonna have to learn to deal with it.

277
00:18:34,259 --> 00:18:37,160
And if you can't and you're gonna have
to break up with me because of that...

278
00:18:37,228 --> 00:18:41,722
then I can't stop you, but I think it's
a real waste, because I love you.

279
00:18:49,140 --> 00:18:52,507
I'm not saying it back!

280
00:18:59,317 --> 00:19:02,309
I don't care.

281
00:19:02,387 --> 00:19:04,378
Damn it!

282
00:19:05,390 --> 00:19:07,381
( Sighs )

283
00:19:19,771 --> 00:19:22,239
So, are we gonna go
to the dance or what?

284
00:19:22,307 --> 00:19:24,775
Oh, Steven.

285
00:19:33,318 --> 00:19:36,981
Well, it looks like I'm
just in time for makeup sex.

286
00:19:39,324 --> 00:19:42,623
Don't mind me.
You'll barely hear me.

287
00:19:44,429 --> 00:19:47,762
If you prefer,
I can hide in the shower.

288
00:19:47,832 --> 00:19:50,699
- Fez, get out of here.
- Okay, here I go.

289
00:19:59,744 --> 00:20:02,076
( P.A.: Disco )

290
00:20:02,147 --> 00:20:05,275
Earlier today I mentioned that...

291
00:20:05,350 --> 00:20:08,649
I would like your balloons
to be my walkway of love.

292
00:20:09,821 --> 00:20:12,688
And you said, ''Okay.''

293
00:20:12,757 --> 00:20:16,591
Do you know what I meant? Because I don't
want to surprise you with this one.

294
00:20:16,661 --> 00:20:19,391
Well, I think you meant-

295
00:20:19,464 --> 00:20:21,398
That's it!

296
00:20:23,334 --> 00:20:26,895
- Hey, look who's back together.
- What the hell!

297
00:20:26,971 --> 00:20:29,201
Come on,Jackie.
Let's dance.

298
00:20:34,179 --> 00:20:37,945
How can she be with him
when she's so clearly not over me?

299
00:20:38,016 --> 00:20:40,985
I think the question is,
how can you be with me...

300
00:20:41,052 --> 00:20:43,247
when you're so clearly not over her?

301
00:20:43,321 --> 00:20:46,552
What, is this a riddle?
Start over.

302
00:20:46,624 --> 00:20:50,185
You're obviously
still in love with Jackie.

303
00:20:50,261 --> 00:20:52,229
I'm goin' back to California.

304
00:20:52,297 --> 00:20:56,859
Baby, no! I'll prove
that I'm over her.

305
00:20:56,935 --> 00:21:00,928
I'll bet you 50 bucks
that if we do it, I'll be into it.

306
00:21:01,005 --> 00:21:02,870
Good-bye, Michael.

307
00:21:02,941 --> 00:21:05,466
But you win either way!

308
00:21:25,597 --> 00:21:28,361
Oh, I feel so much better.
( Chuckles )

309
00:21:28,433 --> 00:21:31,698
I am a strong, healthy woman
who doesn't need to go to bed...

310
00:21:31,770 --> 00:21:34,830
every time some mean, old lady
gives her a cross look.

311
00:21:34,906 --> 00:21:38,467
- That's right.
- Good evening, Mother.

312
00:21:38,543 --> 00:21:41,068
- Going out to dinner.
- <i>Oh.</i>

313
00:21:41,146 --> 00:21:43,307
Is that what you're wearing?

314
00:21:45,550 --> 00:21:48,144
I'll be in bed.