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Okay, let me get this straight.
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After my grandpa's funeral,
Kelso and Annette are making out.
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Jackie sees them and yells,
"Get off my boyfriend"?
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Right in front of you?
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Yeah, it brought
the whole funeral way down.
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Hyde, that's horrible, man.
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You know what's even worse?
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I totally missed it.
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Yeah? Well, nobody else missed it.
Half the frickin' town was there.
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Today at The Hub, you know
that kid Jimmy with the headgear?
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He said he felt bad for me.
Jimmy Headgear felt bad for me!
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I knew it was a mistake hooking up
with Jackie, and I did it anyway.
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You know why?
'Cause she makes you stupid.
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I bet Kelso was composing
symphonies before her.
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Hyde.
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Man, I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
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'Cause whatJackie
did to you was embarrassing.
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You must be so embarrassed.
I told a lot of people what happened...
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and they all agreed that it was...
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just really embarrassing.
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Kelso, now is not the time.
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I just wanna buck our boy up, 'cause what
happened to him was so embarrassing!
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That's it.
I'm gonna kick your ass.
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Whoa, whoa!
Why don't we go upstairs.
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We got that new JCPenney catalog.
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There's a full-color section
on bras.
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Word has it the airbrush guy
totally missed a nipple.
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I don't know why he's so mad.
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I was just being sensitive!
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Well, be sensitive to me
because I'm upset too.
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If you expect me
to go to the Valentine's dance tonight...
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- you're gonna have to do a few things for me.
- For you or to you?
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Shut up! One:
You will not speak toJackie.
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Two: You will not speak to girls who have
brown hair likeJackie.
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Three: You will not speak toJackie.
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Wait.
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I got messed up.
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Yeah, baby, whatever
you want.Just-
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Man, it's great being
under someone's thumb again!
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What did your mother do to you?
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Man, I just feel bad for Hyde.
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I mean, Annette wants me.
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Jackie wants me.
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My good looks
are ruining people's lives.
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Well, Hyde seems pretty mad.
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Whatever, man.
I'm not afraid of him.
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- (Eric) He got away!
- Help me!
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So have you talked to Hyde about the whole
"get off my boyfriend" disaster?
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No. And why is everyone
making such a big deal about it?
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Every time I walk into a room,
people look at me funny.
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Donna, how do you deal with it?
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Jackie, the reason people are making
a big deal about it...
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is because it sounds like you still have
feelings for Kelso.
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Well, I don't.
I think the only reason I said it...
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was because I was having an allergic reaction
to the Forman's cheap generic soda.
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(High-pitched)
Oh, no! A giant redhead!
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Please don't crush me!
Ple-e-ease!
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Fez, would you stop screwing around. Now,
did you finish the balloon walkway of love yet?
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You bet I did. When Nina sees it,
she's gonna be so impressed...
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her balloons will become my walkway of love,
if you know what I mean.
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Fez, that's disgusting.
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(High-pitched)
Oh, no, the giant's angry!
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Run for your life!
Run! Run!
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(Rock Group Singing)
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(Ends)
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(Man Shouts Greeting)
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- Mrs. Forman, this chili is great.
- Thanks.
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Daddy used to love my chili.
Remember, Mom?
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I remember it gave him the toots.
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Well, that's a nice place
to start reminiscing.
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So, Eric, are you excited
about your big Valentine's dance?
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Yeah. I'm just glad it's in the gym.
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There's nothing like celebrating
the most romantic night of your life...
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in the room where I got
my first wedgie.
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It meant I liked you, Eric.
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If you don't mind, I'd like
to talk about my father.
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Well, Kitty, we can dwell
on what was...
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or we can talk about what is.
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If I've learned anything
from losing my Burtie Bear...
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it's that all that really matters...
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is making sure that the people
we love know we love them.
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Mom, that was wonderful.
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I mean it.
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Eric, I love you.
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Oh. Well, thanks, Grandma.
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Kitty.
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I think I'll go for a walk.
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(Chuckles)
Well, this was fun.
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I'm gonna go to bed for a few days.
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Oh, no.
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She hasn't done this
since Elvis died on the crapper.
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Now I've gotta sit by her bed for four days
and tell her that she's beautiful.
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It's hard to say that to
a cold-cream-smeared loony in bunny slippers.
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I remember that week.
The shades were drawn.
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The food supply ran low.
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We were sucking on bouillon
cubes to stay alive.
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Yeah, but did you hear
what your grandma said...
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about love being
the only thing that matters?
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- Eric, we should tell her that we're engaged.
- What?
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She could be the one person
who'd be happy for us.
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We're gonna need someone
on our side when we tell our families.
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Yeah. And you know what?
Even if she's not on our side...
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the minute Grandma
thinks it's a bad idea...
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my mom will be booking the big room
at the Holiday Inn just out of spite.
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So, it's a win-win.
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Yeah. We're gonna do what Luke Skywalker
was too afraid to do-
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use the Dark Side to our advantage.
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Eric, if we're gonna be married, you really
gotta ease up on the Star Wars stuff.
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All right? It doesn't
apply to everything.
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I'm gonna have to rewrite my vows.
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- My favorite song?
- Uh, "The Most Beautiful Girl in the World."
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The light I look best in?
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Uh, it's a tie between
20-watt, soft-pink bulbs...
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and mid-summer sunset.
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Very good, Michael.
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God, I missed this.
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Oh, hey. Have you guys seen Steven?
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I hear a weird, piercing noise,
but I don't know where it's coming from.
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- Do you hear anything, Michael?
- Yeah, it's justJackie.
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Uh, Jackie, I'm sorry you have
to see me in this T-shirt.
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I know how it emphasizes
my hunkalicious bod.
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Shut up, Michael.
I made a stupid slip. It meant nothing.
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Right, because Michael
is my boyfriend.
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I know he is, skank wad.
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- Oh, I'm a skank wad?
- Girl fight! Let's get it on!
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We are not gonna fight.
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Well, maybe you should kiss
and make up.
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Let's get it on!
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What? What? Wait.
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Ah, I'll go with the blonde.
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(Groans) Kitty, I'm just going to
the corner to get you some soup.
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I'm not leaving you for somebody younger
and less dramatic.
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This is your fault.
If I wanna get my wife out of bed...
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I gotta tie a rope around her
and attach it to my bumper...
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and pull her out like a stump.
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So what were you saying, dear?
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Um, well, I was saying
that... I'm getting married.
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Oh, honey, how wonderful!
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So, who's the lucky girl?
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- Well, um, Donna.
- Oh.
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Well, I guess this is a small town.
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Okay, what the hell did that mean?
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That, my friend, is
the seldom heard...
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but much feared Grandma burn.
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Your only warning
is the jingle of costume jewelry...
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and the overpowering scent
of BenGay.
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Well, you and Jackie
are certainly a mess.
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I remember before Nina
when my love life was a mess.
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It's perfect now though.
Not like yours, which is a mess.
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Steven, I've called
three times in the last half hour.
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Figured it was you. All the calls came during
commercials in the Newlywed Game.
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So, what?
Now you're not taking my calls?
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Why are you making such
a big deal about this?
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Because it is a big deal when you yell,
"Get off my boyfriend"...
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- to a girl who's on someone who's not me.
- (Groans)
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Steven, I cannot be held responsible
for the things that come out of my mouth.
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It didn't mean anything.
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So that's your story?
"It didn't mean anything"?
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Right. Right.
So, you just need to get over it.
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Oh, yeah. Don't worry.
I'm over it.
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In fact, I'm over you.
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Steven, what are you saying?
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He's saying he's breaking up with you.
Are you not paying attention?
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Because I'm on the edge
of my freakin' seat here.
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Steven.
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(Door Opens, Closes)
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So, I have a girlfriend
and you don't.
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So, my grandma doesn't think
Donna's good enough for me.
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How great is that?
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Finally, someone thinks
Donna's the lucky one.
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No more, "Hey, how'd he get her?"
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Or, "Oh, that skinny guy
must really be rich."
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Yeah, that's right.
I heard the whispers.
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I just pretended not to.
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Who was whispering?
We said it right to you.
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Well, I'm done with Jackie,
and I feel like a guy...
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who had a 95-pound
mole removed-
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a 95-pound, Donny Osmond loving...
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shoe-shopping,
Ice Capade attending mole.
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Hyde, I know that's just coming
from a place of deep, deep pain.
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And I really do feel bad
that my "foxitude"...
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broke you and Jackie up.
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And I'd tone it down,
but I just don't know how!
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Guys, I'm worried there's some unfinished
business between Michael and Jackie.
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When they were together,
did she make him happy?
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Well, she totally dominated him...
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and made him feel bad about himself.
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I guess what I'm asking is,
was she ever fat or anything?
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Eric, how can
your grandmother not like me?
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Ooh! Maybe I should wear my
Catholic school uniform around her more.
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People like me in that.
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Well, guys mostly.
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But, hey, give it a shot.
Grandmas have secrets too.
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Donna, Steven broke up with me.
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Oh.Jackie, I'm sorry.
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Hey, maybe he just wanted you to be able to
spend more time with your other boyfriend.
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(Together)
Shut up, Eric!
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Oh. It's you.
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Didn't know they let
slutballs in here.
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Well, I've seen you in here,
so I figured it was okay.
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Oh, you don't know it,
but you just burnt yourself.
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Oh, I know it.
The question is, do you?
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I just said I do.
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So do I, so you are too.
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Donna, you following this?
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Um, I think one of'em's
a slutball and one of'em knows it.
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I think what we need to do
is go talk about Michael.
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Fine. I'll try to use small words
so you can understand me.
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That's not gonna be good enough.
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- Hey, Grandma.
- Good afternoon, Mrs. Sigurdson.
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Nice day, huh?
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No. It's raining,
and my arthritis is kicking up.
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What a coincidence.
Mine too.
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Boy, am I getting old.
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Not too old, you know.
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Whatever you are.
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Wow. Hey, Grandma,
Donna brought you some salsa.
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Yep, Donna makes the best darn
salsa outside of your beloved Arizona.
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It's a reflection of her long-time
love affair with the Southwest.
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Much like your own.
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Go, Grand Canyon!
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So, Eric, who are you
seeing these days?
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Okay.
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Okay, Grandma, you have got
to give Donna a chance.
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And I know you two will get along famously.
You have so much in common.
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Right. Like I love eating
dinner at 4:30 too.
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Look, Miss Sigurdson,
I love Eric with all my heart.
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And I know that when you give me a chance,
you'll see that we're great together.
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Well, that's very sweet.
And you're right.
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I'm sure you're the nicest girl
Eric's met so far.
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She is just so good at that.
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See?
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Isn't it better to be up and about
than stuck in your bed for a week?
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Well, this is better.
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Why did I let that woman get to me?
I'm gonna get out of this robe.
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And take a shower.
I mean, that's the spirit!
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Your mother is a nutbag!
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What did she do?
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That thing where she pretends to be nice,
but she's really insulting you.
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- Yes!
- Frigid witch!
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I'll get the bed ready.
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How could she not like me?
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How can she not like me?
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You know what? Maybe she just can't
handle strong, healthy women.
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And I am strong and healthy.
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(Quoting Lyric)
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- (Quoting Ends)
- Yeah.
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- Well, I am not giving up on her.
- Oh, why are you worried?
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I'm the one who has to live the rest of my
life in the same family with this woman.
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Yeah, but so do I.
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In the sense that, um...
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we're all part of the human family.
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Steven, I have to
tell you something.
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Well, if it's "get off my boyfriend,"
don't worry. I already heard it.
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No. I have to tell you,
you were right.
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When I said that,
it did mean something.
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And I thought it didn't,
because sometimes I just want things...
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because other people have them.
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Like once, I made my dad buy me a pet rat
because my cousin had one.
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But then the rat got so disgusting,
I made my kitty cat hunt it.
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I don't know what the hell
you're talking about.
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- Who's the rat? Am I the rat?
- No.
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No. Steven-
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Look. Okay, I spoke to Annette.
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And she made me
realize that, okay...
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maybe I do have some
leftover feelings for Michael.
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And then she said that if I wanted him,
I'd have to fight for him.
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But, Steven, I know in my heart
the only person I wanna fight for is you.
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Really? Oh, boy!
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You like Kelso, but you like me
a little bit more?
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What a bunch of crap!
You know what I think, Jackie?
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I think the only reason you're with me
in the first place was to get back at Kelso.
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Steven, how can you say that?
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Okay, fine. Maybe I do
have feelings for Michael.
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But what am I supposed to do?
He was my first boyfriend.
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And you know what?
You're gonna have to learn to deal with it.
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And if you can't and you're gonna have
to break up with me because of that...
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then I can't stop you, but I think it's
a real waste, because I love you.
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I'm not saying it back!
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I don't care.
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Damn it!
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(Sighs)
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So, are we gonna go
to the dance or what?
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Oh, Steven.
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Well, it looks like I'm
just in time for makeup sex.
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Don't mind me.
You'll barely hear me.
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If you prefer,
I can hide in the shower.
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- Fez, get out of here.
- Okay, here I go.
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(P.A.: Disco)
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Earlier today I mentioned that...
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I would like your balloons
to be my walkway of love.
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And you said, "Okay."
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Do you know what I meant? Because I don't
want to surprise you with this one.
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Well, I think you meant-
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That's it!
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- Hey, look who's back together.
- What the hell!
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Come on, Jackie.
Let's dance.
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How can she be with him
when she's so clearly not over me?
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I think the question is,
how can you be with me...
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when you're so clearly not over her?
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What, is this a riddle?
Start over.
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You're obviously
still in love with Jackie.
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I'm goin' back to California.
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Baby, no! I'll prove
that I'm over her.
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I'll bet you 50 bucks
that if we do it, I'll be into it.
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Good-bye, Michael.
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But you win either way!
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Oh, I feel so much better.
(Chuckles)
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I am a strong, healthy woman
who doesn't need to go to bed...
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every time some mean, old lady
gives her a cross look.
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- That's right.
- Good evening, Mother.
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- Going out to dinner.
- Oh.
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Is that what you're wearing?
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I'll be in bed.