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Hey, thanks for coming down
to meet my sister, man.

2
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I had dinner with her
and my dad last night.

3
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And it was the first family
dinner I'd ever been to

4
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where we didn't have to
sneak out of the restaurant

5
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one at a time.

6
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Man, Hyde, first a new dad,
now a new sister?

7
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It's like you hit
the orphan lottery.

8
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Look, your dad's
got a whole jar

9
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of peppermint
patties! Heh.

10
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That's class, baby.

11
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That's nothing,
you guys.

12
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I found 20 bucks just
sitting on the desk,

13
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and I kind of
want to steal it.

14
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Wow. I'm really starting
to see the underbelly

15
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of not having a job.

16
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Check it out, Hyde.
Your dad knows skynyrd.

17
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I heard when you first meet
them, if you just yell

18
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"free bird" really loud,
they'll start playing it.

19
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Ah, Angie, meet your
new brother's friends...

20
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They're scruffy, but they
don't seem to be dangerous.

21
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Hey, guys,
check it out...

22
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Family 'fro.
Ha ha.

23
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I know you're thinking,

24
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what are the odds
that Steven would have

25
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a previously unknown
black half-sister?

26
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Well, I'll tell you...
2,437:1.

27
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I'm a math major.

28
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A math major? Awesome.

29
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I need some help building
a homemade rocket.

30
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And we also
need a hamster

31
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that's not afraid of
heights or being blown up.

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You must be kelso.

33
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Yeah, I am.

34
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Boy, am I glad you
showed up.

35
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It's a lot of pressure being
the only good-looking one

36
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in the room.

37
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Michael,
that is so rude.

38
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You know there's
two of us.

39
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And that
makes you Jackie.

40
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That's right!

41
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Hi!

42
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Ok, so let me bring
you up to speed

43
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on the group.

44
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Too skinny, too tall,
too horny, too foreign,

45
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too-rific.

46
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Look at this, my two kids
together and getting along.

47
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Ha ha. That's it, 20 bucks
for everybody.

48
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It's ok. I already
got mine.

49
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I took it
off your desk.

50
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I'm at a really weird
place in my life.

51
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♪ Hangin' out ♪

52
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♪ down the street ♪

53
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♪ the same old thing ♪

54
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♪ that you did last week ♪

55
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♪ not a thing to do ♪

56
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♪ but talk to you ♪

57
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♪ we're all all right ♪

58
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♪ we're all
all right ♪

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Kelso: Hello, Wisconsin!

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Hey, man.

61
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Hey! I brought
everyone cupcakes.

62
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Cool! Cool! Cupcakes!

63
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Here's a special one
for you...

64
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Vanilla on the outside
and chocolate on the inside.

65
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Ohh! Wait.

66
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What are
you doing?

67
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You knew I was
gonna take that one.

68
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Oh, well, too late.

69
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You know what? You're
always doing that.

70
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That is the reason
why we broke up.

71
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We broke up because you
were always cheating on me.

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That and
the cupcake thing.

73
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So this is where
you hang out, huh?

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Do the people
who own this place

75
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know we're down here?

76
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Yeah, they kind
of adopted me.

77
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You don't know
this about me,

78
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but I've had,
like, 13 dads.

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You know, I don't know
so much about you.

80
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I mean, like,

81
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what kind of stuff
did you do growing up?

82
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Did you play sports?

83
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Well, I used to play
this one game called stoop.

84
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What you do is
you sit on a stoop

85
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and you Chuck things
at passersby.

86
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I was a pro.

87
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I was a passerby.

88
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Did you know that
I am a shampoo boy

89
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down at
the beauty salon?

90
00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:59,740
Yes, ladies come
from miles around

91
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to be touched
by these magic hands.

92
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Is that why they're
all dry and chapped?

93
00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:08,914
No.

94
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That's from
my day off.

95
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So, Angie, are you excited
about your first day at work

96
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at dad's office
tomorrow?

97
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Yeah, but i'm
a little nervous.

98
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I mean, it's my first
job out of college.

99
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Oh, believe me, this is the
easiest job I've ever had.

100
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Wait. What about the time you
got paid 2 bucks to eat everything

101
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out of forman's fridge
and then you threw it up

102
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all over the place?

103
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That was you.

104
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Oh, yeah.

105
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Ha ha!
That was awesome.

106
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So it's cool if we
slack off at work.

107
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Look, anytime I even think
about work, I remember

108
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one thing...
I'm the boss' son.

109
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Then I head down
to the nearest bar

110
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to chug beer
and play darts.

111
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Ah, beer and darts.

112
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Keeping the eye patch
industry alive

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since the 1800s.

114
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Kitty, you told me we were
going to the hardware store.

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And you told me I'd have
a fur coat by winter.

116
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People say a lot
of things.

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But this is
no place for a man.

118
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It's 25 ladies
and me.

119
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I think I like my chances.

120
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Kitty, I got
to get out of here.

121
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One of these ladies is
likely to come over here

122
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and try to talk me
into a toupee.

123
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Ok, Fez...

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Give me the gossip.

125
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Is that glitter
in your hair?

126
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Are you making
me a pinata?

127
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No. I was working
on a new outfit

128
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for Eric to wear
at the roller disco.

129
00:06:02,687 --> 00:06:04,689
Roller disco? Eric
is into roller disco?

130
00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:07,317
Uh-oh.

131
00:06:07,358 --> 00:06:09,235
I'm sorry. We're gonna
have to reschedule

132
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'cause I have to go spread
this embarrassing news.

133
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You can't tell anyone.

134
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I promised Eric
I'd keep it a secret.

135
00:06:15,491 --> 00:06:17,701
Besides, you used to
roller disco with Jackie.

136
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Sure, when
I was a child.

137
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But I'm a man now.

138
00:06:22,331 --> 00:06:24,958
I moved on
to robot dancing.

139
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Hey, you wanted to see me?

140
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Have a seat, Steven.

141
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It's come
to my attention

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you've been sneaking
off from work

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to go play darts.

144
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Well, in my defense,
it's just something to do

145
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to pass the time
while I'm drinking beer.

146
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Yes, Angie mentioned
that, too.

147
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What? You ratted me out on
my midday dart-and-booze?

148
00:06:54,735 --> 00:06:58,447
What? No! I just thought
it was a funny story.

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Steven, I'm so sorry. Daddy,
please don't fire him.

150
00:07:00,867 --> 00:07:02,743
You're not?
I'm not gonna fire him.

151
00:07:02,785 --> 00:07:05,162
I mean... you're not.

152
00:07:05,204 --> 00:07:07,247
Excellent choice.

153
00:07:08,832 --> 00:07:10,291
Steven, you may be
the boss' son,

154
00:07:10,333 --> 00:07:12,961
but you still have to
show up and do some work.

155
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Come on, man. Even you
said yourself it was fine

156
00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:17,048
if I slack off
every now and then.

157
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Look, I want you to
succeed here, Steven,

158
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so no more darts.

159
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Fine.

160
00:07:22,595 --> 00:07:25,681
Oh, but can I start
succeeding next week?

161
00:07:27,850 --> 00:07:29,810
See, there's
a tournament tomorrow.

162
00:07:29,852 --> 00:07:31,812
I'm already signed up
and everything.

163
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There's my little
roller disco king.

164
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Mom! Shh.

165
00:07:39,736 --> 00:07:41,529
Look, at any given moment,

166
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there are at least
three kids in this house

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who would use that
information to destroy me.

168
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We have to keep it
our secret.

169
00:07:47,326 --> 00:07:52,622
Well, I was just
reading the Bible...

170
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And it says that
keeping secrets is a sin.

171
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It goes lust, gluttony,
sloth, keeping secrets.

172
00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:04,801
Mom, we don't
even have a Bible.

173
00:08:04,843 --> 00:08:06,594
Remember last Christmas

174
00:08:06,635 --> 00:08:09,388
you spilled peppermint
schnapps all over it?

175
00:08:12,892 --> 00:08:15,978
Honey, just share
your secret.

176
00:08:16,020 --> 00:08:17,980
People are gonna
find out eventually,

177
00:08:18,022 --> 00:08:21,733
because that is a
surprisingly difficult thing

178
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to keep secret.

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Ok, I don't know
if you know this about me,

180
00:08:27,072 --> 00:08:28,782
but I already take
quite a bit of crap

181
00:08:28,823 --> 00:08:30,742
just walking around
being regular me.

182
00:08:30,784 --> 00:08:33,327
So, no, I'm not
gonna tell anybody.

183
00:08:33,369 --> 00:08:36,789
Do you want me
to tell them?

184
00:08:36,830 --> 00:08:39,416
No.
Yes?

185
00:08:42,377 --> 00:08:44,755
No.

186
00:08:44,797 --> 00:08:47,007
I'll think about it, ok?

187
00:08:47,049 --> 00:08:50,259
Maybe there's a way I can
kind of feel everybody out.

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Good.

189
00:08:53,888 --> 00:08:55,598
And, by the way,

190
00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:57,725
I did not spill
peppermint schnapps

191
00:08:57,767 --> 00:08:59,560
on the Bible.

192
00:08:59,602 --> 00:09:00,812
It was Sambuca.

193
00:09:00,853 --> 00:09:02,855
I am not
trailer trash.

194
00:09:08,902 --> 00:09:11,780
I know
something you don't know.

195
00:09:11,822 --> 00:09:14,825
Fez, you know a lot
of things I don't know,

196
00:09:14,866 --> 00:09:16,785
mostly because
they're disgusting

197
00:09:16,827 --> 00:09:18,411
and I don't
want to know them.

198
00:09:18,453 --> 00:09:22,456
True, but this is
about Eric.

199
00:09:22,498 --> 00:09:24,267
What do you think he's
doing every Wednesday night

200
00:09:24,291 --> 00:09:27,670
when he's not
with you?

201
00:09:27,711 --> 00:09:30,506
He's taking an at-home
Spanish course.

202
00:09:33,050 --> 00:09:34,968
He doesn't
want to be disturbed,

203
00:09:35,010 --> 00:09:36,845
so he locks himself
in his room.

204
00:09:36,886 --> 00:09:37,989
You know, I think
he's self-conscious

205
00:09:38,013 --> 00:09:40,389
because he can't roll his rs.

206
00:09:40,431 --> 00:09:44,144
Oh, believe me, Donna,
he is rrrolling his ass off.

207
00:09:46,646 --> 00:09:48,772
Ok, Fez, what's going on?

208
00:09:48,814 --> 00:09:51,025
Is there another woman?

209
00:09:51,066 --> 00:09:52,734
Yes.

210
00:09:52,776 --> 00:09:55,445
And it's Eric.

211
00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,910
Angie totally
set me up, man.

212
00:10:01,952 --> 00:10:03,285
I should have seen
this coming

213
00:10:03,327 --> 00:10:05,788
when I found out
she was a math major.

214
00:10:05,830 --> 00:10:09,375
Those girls
are always bitches.

215
00:10:09,416 --> 00:10:12,294
You know what your
problem is, Hyde?

216
00:10:12,336 --> 00:10:13,963
I'm too
good-looking.

217
00:10:17,007 --> 00:10:18,675
Who does Angie think
she is, anyway?

218
00:10:18,717 --> 00:10:20,552
She can't just
walk in here

219
00:10:20,593 --> 00:10:22,697
and pull your strings like
you're some kind of puppet.

220
00:10:22,721 --> 00:10:24,931
That's my job.

221
00:10:24,973 --> 00:10:27,184
Hey, uh, guys, just
to jump off topic here

222
00:10:27,225 --> 00:10:30,812
for a sec... when you're
dancing to say, like,

223
00:10:30,854 --> 00:10:33,522
Donna summer... whoever...

224
00:10:33,564 --> 00:10:37,359
Do you ever wish
that you were on wheels?

225
00:10:37,401 --> 00:10:39,987
Forman, so many parts
of what you just said

226
00:10:40,029 --> 00:10:42,907
make me want to kick
your ass.

227
00:10:42,948 --> 00:10:45,867
Eric, you know what
your problem is?

228
00:10:45,909 --> 00:10:48,578
I'm too
good-looking.

229
00:10:48,619 --> 00:10:50,788
Ok, it's
Wednesday night,

230
00:10:50,830 --> 00:10:52,331
so you guys know
what that means...

231
00:10:52,373 --> 00:10:54,751
Off to my room
for a little espanol,

232
00:10:54,792 --> 00:10:57,921
or should I say
off to my room-o?

233
00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:05,928
You got a lot of nerve
showing up here.

234
00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:07,763
All right,
back off, Hyde.

235
00:11:07,804 --> 00:11:09,347
She's here for me.

236
00:11:14,561 --> 00:11:16,938
Hey, mama.

237
00:11:16,979 --> 00:11:20,315
Hey, so what the hell was
that all about today?

238
00:11:20,357 --> 00:11:24,112
Look, my dad said that
if I did well in college,

239
00:11:24,153 --> 00:11:26,363
someday the business
would be mine.

240
00:11:26,405 --> 00:11:28,616
And I did my part.
So there's no way

241
00:11:28,657 --> 00:11:30,760
I'm gonna share everything
with some frizzy-haired kid

242
00:11:30,784 --> 00:11:32,119
fresh out of juvie.

243
00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:34,955
Ok, I'm working
at that company

244
00:11:34,996 --> 00:11:37,124
because our dad
wants me there.

245
00:11:37,165 --> 00:11:38,684
And don't insult me
with that juvie crap.

246
00:11:38,708 --> 00:11:40,501
I'm over 18.

247
00:11:40,543 --> 00:11:43,088
If I get pinched,
I'm doing big boy time.

248
00:11:43,130 --> 00:11:45,923
Running this company
is my dream,

249
00:11:45,965 --> 00:11:47,424
so if you don't
quit tomorrow,

250
00:11:47,466 --> 00:11:49,135
it's gonna be war.

251
00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:52,721
He's your friend. Talk
some sense into him.

252
00:11:52,763 --> 00:11:54,347
If you wanted
my help,

253
00:11:54,389 --> 00:11:56,934
you should have
brought more cupcakes.

254
00:12:07,485 --> 00:12:09,403
Fez, come on.

255
00:12:09,445 --> 00:12:11,239
Just tell us
what Eric's up to.

256
00:12:11,281 --> 00:12:14,158
Donna, if I learned anything
from all my years as a virgin...

257
00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:17,452
It's that seeing it

258
00:12:17,494 --> 00:12:20,455
is much better
than talking about it.

259
00:12:49,024 --> 00:12:51,318
What the hell was that?!

260
00:12:53,736 --> 00:12:55,197
That, Donna,

261
00:12:55,238 --> 00:12:57,031
that's what's left
of your boyfriend.

262
00:13:03,329 --> 00:13:06,123
So, Steven, what are
you gonna do about Angie?

263
00:13:06,165 --> 00:13:07,958
How are you gonna
fight back?

264
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,459
I don't know
that I am.

265
00:13:09,501 --> 00:13:13,129
I mean, you're asking
me to fight for a job.

266
00:13:13,171 --> 00:13:16,174
That's a tough
sell.

267
00:13:16,216 --> 00:13:18,676
But this is
my company at stake.

268
00:13:18,718 --> 00:13:20,178
Jackie, would
you stop saying

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00:13:20,220 --> 00:13:22,680
that everything
that's mine is yours?

270
00:13:22,722 --> 00:13:25,224
Ok, Steven, last Valentine's
day, I gave you a card

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00:13:25,265 --> 00:13:27,433
that said "be mine,"
and you said yes.

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00:13:30,229 --> 00:13:33,773
And by saying yes, you agreed
that everything you had,

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00:13:33,815 --> 00:13:35,817
have, or will have from
now until the end of time

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is mine as well.

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00:13:39,529 --> 00:13:41,989
Read the fine print,
Steven.

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00:13:42,031 --> 00:13:44,242
This whole work thing
is a mess.

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00:13:44,283 --> 00:13:47,494
I miss my glory days
of being an orphan.

278
00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:50,748
A little piece of advice
about having a family...

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00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:54,209
Get used to being
screwed over.

280
00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:57,254
Well, that's a very
cynical view of family.

281
00:13:57,295 --> 00:14:01,049
Oh, yeah, and you and your
sister get along so well.

282
00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:02,508
Oh, I talked to a lawyer.

283
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,302
She's not getting
a damn thing.

284
00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:13,018
Red, we have
something to tell you.

285
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:14,895
It's pretty shocking.

286
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,813
I'm not sure how
to break it to you.

287
00:14:16,855 --> 00:14:19,191
Ok, you better
let me handle this.

288
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:24,320
All right.
Everybody whose son

289
00:14:24,362 --> 00:14:26,090
is not a roller disco-er,
take one step forward.

290
00:14:26,114 --> 00:14:27,698
Not so fast, red!

291
00:14:34,914 --> 00:14:37,791
Someone's been working
on their spin, susie.

292
00:14:37,832 --> 00:14:40,252
Nice. Very nice.

293
00:14:44,089 --> 00:14:46,300
It's magic time.

294
00:14:48,468 --> 00:14:52,888
Hey, everybody, let's give a
great big roller palace welcome

295
00:14:52,930 --> 00:14:57,517
to the one,
the only, rainbow!

296
00:15:21,832 --> 00:15:23,208
No!

297
00:15:28,088 --> 00:15:30,341
Nice shorts, rainbow.

298
00:15:39,432 --> 00:15:42,726
Hey. Did you come up
to pack up your office?

299
00:15:42,768 --> 00:15:46,063
Listen, sis, about
the whole job thing,

300
00:15:46,105 --> 00:15:47,791
I thought about going
head-to-head with you,

301
00:15:47,815 --> 00:15:50,317
but I decided I just
can't stoop to your level.

302
00:15:50,359 --> 00:15:52,235
Well, good.

303
00:15:52,277 --> 00:15:54,404
But she can.

304
00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,452
Right now she's telling
everybody we work with

305
00:16:00,494 --> 00:16:02,996
that you stripped your
way through college.

306
00:16:06,415 --> 00:16:09,001
Please. Like anybody's
gonna believe her.

307
00:16:09,043 --> 00:16:10,669
My dad's rich.

308
00:16:10,711 --> 00:16:12,213
Oh, no, no, no.

309
00:16:12,254 --> 00:16:13,690
You didn't strip because
you needed the money.

310
00:16:13,714 --> 00:16:16,384
Word around
the water cooler is...

311
00:16:16,425 --> 00:16:19,386
You stripped because
you liked it.

312
00:16:19,427 --> 00:16:22,514
Jackie: I know, I know!
What a whore. Whoo!

313
00:16:24,432 --> 00:16:26,393
Stop laughing at me.

314
00:16:26,434 --> 00:16:29,770
I am not a stripper.
I am a math major.

315
00:16:29,812 --> 00:16:30,938
Ha ha!

316
00:16:30,980 --> 00:16:33,233
Jackie, if there was
ever a game show

317
00:16:33,274 --> 00:16:35,817
called "make that girl cry,"

318
00:16:35,859 --> 00:16:38,028
I'd go on with you.

319
00:16:39,279 --> 00:16:41,365
Oh, we'd so win
the car.

320
00:16:47,454 --> 00:16:50,664
All right. Everybody
clear some space.

321
00:16:50,706 --> 00:16:53,418
It's rainbow!

322
00:16:56,379 --> 00:16:59,173
Now, look, Eric,
they love you,

323
00:16:59,215 --> 00:17:01,551
so it's a good thing
I told Fez.

324
00:17:03,385 --> 00:17:07,055
I didn't tell you
I told Fez.

325
00:17:07,097 --> 00:17:08,973
I didn't tell Fez.

326
00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:12,769
Eric,
how did this happen?

327
00:17:12,810 --> 00:17:14,247
I mean, you don't just
wake up one morning,

328
00:17:14,271 --> 00:17:15,897
throw on some skates,

329
00:17:15,939 --> 00:17:18,232
and start doing cartwheels
to sister sledge.

330
00:17:18,274 --> 00:17:19,858
It all started

331
00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:21,693
when I went down to
the sporting goods store.

332
00:17:21,735 --> 00:17:23,237
I saw this pair
of roller skates,

333
00:17:23,279 --> 00:17:25,114
and when I tried
them on,

334
00:17:25,155 --> 00:17:27,450
well, it was like the
first time Joe namath

335
00:17:27,491 --> 00:17:29,952
laid his hands on a bat.

336
00:17:32,995 --> 00:17:35,790
The next thing I can
remember is spinning...

337
00:17:35,831 --> 00:17:39,419
Just spinning and
spinning and spinning.

338
00:17:39,461 --> 00:17:42,713
When I finally stopped, I
found myself at the park.

339
00:17:42,755 --> 00:17:46,550
That's where I met
up with these people.

340
00:17:46,592 --> 00:17:48,343
Wait. Those skate freaks
that hang out

341
00:17:48,385 --> 00:17:50,720
down by
the basketball court?

342
00:17:50,762 --> 00:17:52,347
Every time we
want to shoot hoops,

343
00:17:52,389 --> 00:17:55,142
we got to scare them off
with bottle rockets.

344
00:17:55,183 --> 00:17:56,768
Kelso, they're
not freaks.

345
00:17:56,810 --> 00:18:00,563
They're just like you
and me, but on wheels.

346
00:18:00,605 --> 00:18:05,318
Eric, let me tell
you a little story.

347
00:18:05,359 --> 00:18:09,029
When I was a boy, there
was a kid who wanted to be

348
00:18:09,071 --> 00:18:10,739
a ballet dancer,

349
00:18:10,781 --> 00:18:13,200
and all the other kids
made fun of him.

350
00:18:13,242 --> 00:18:16,161
But years later,
when he came back to town,

351
00:18:16,202 --> 00:18:18,163
he had achieved
his dream.

352
00:18:18,204 --> 00:18:22,334
He was a dancer with
the New York City ballet.

353
00:18:22,375 --> 00:18:24,294
And you know what happened?

354
00:18:24,336 --> 00:18:27,506
You learned your little lesson
about judging people unfairly, huh?

355
00:18:27,547 --> 00:18:30,174
No. A bunch of guys
got together

356
00:18:30,215 --> 00:18:32,301
and beat the crap
out of him.

357
00:18:37,181 --> 00:18:40,767
Hey, red, you know
what your problem is?

358
00:18:40,809 --> 00:18:43,687
I'm too good-looking.

359
00:18:48,525 --> 00:18:51,110
Ok, dad, I hear
what you're saying,

360
00:18:51,152 --> 00:18:56,032
but... I honestly don't
know if I can give it up.

361
00:18:56,073 --> 00:18:58,242
Why don't you
try something else?

362
00:18:58,283 --> 00:19:00,202
I suggest robot dancing.

363
00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:06,375
Feel
the beat. Disco robot.

364
00:19:09,252 --> 00:19:11,213
Daddy, I can't
work with him.

365
00:19:11,254 --> 00:19:12,796
He's telling lies
about me.

366
00:19:12,838 --> 00:19:14,923
Actually, that's not true.

367
00:19:14,965 --> 00:19:16,175
She's telling them.

368
00:19:20,429 --> 00:19:23,057
Steven, why is that
girl always in the office?

369
00:19:23,098 --> 00:19:25,142
And why has she been
passing out dress code memos

370
00:19:25,184 --> 00:19:27,477
to my employees?

371
00:19:27,519 --> 00:19:33,650
Um, well, she's against the
casualization of the workplace.

372
00:19:33,692 --> 00:19:36,319
She doesn't belong here
and neither does he.

373
00:19:36,361 --> 00:19:38,154
I can't believe
what I'm seeing...

374
00:19:38,196 --> 00:19:40,407
A brother and sister
fighting each other.

375
00:19:40,448 --> 00:19:42,241
Hey,
we are family.

376
00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:45,327
Look, if you want him
to stay, that's fine,

377
00:19:45,369 --> 00:19:47,496
but if he stays,
I'm out of here.

378
00:19:47,538 --> 00:19:49,665
Well, that's
too bad,

379
00:19:49,707 --> 00:19:51,333
because I'm opening
up a new record store

380
00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:53,126
and I wanted the
two of you to run it.

381
00:19:53,168 --> 00:19:56,088
But maybe I'll just let
Steven run it by himself.

382
00:19:56,129 --> 00:19:57,672
Hell, yeah!

383
00:20:02,552 --> 00:20:05,221
Nice going, sis.

384
00:20:05,263 --> 00:20:08,641
No. You know I've always
wanted my own store.

385
00:20:08,683 --> 00:20:10,327
Well, if you two can't find
a way to work this out...

386
00:20:10,351 --> 00:20:11,476
We can. I know we can.

387
00:20:11,518 --> 00:20:13,687
He's my brother.

388
00:20:13,729 --> 00:20:16,106
I try to get him fired,
he calls me a stripper.

389
00:20:16,147 --> 00:20:19,234
This is how we play.

390
00:20:19,276 --> 00:20:22,279
Well, I'm glad, because
if this kept going,

391
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,114
I would have had to
send the two of you

392
00:20:24,155 --> 00:20:26,031
to your offices
without any dinner.

393
00:20:27,950 --> 00:20:30,119
That's a dad joke.
I love it.

394
00:20:33,330 --> 00:20:36,584
So, looks like you're gonna
have to put up with me after all.

395
00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:38,252
Hey, I said
I'd work with you.

396
00:20:38,294 --> 00:20:40,336
It doesn't mean
I like you.

397
00:20:40,378 --> 00:20:45,592
Your not liking me doesn't
bother me that much now that I won.

398
00:20:45,634 --> 00:20:49,220
And by "I won,"
I mean you lost.

399
00:20:49,262 --> 00:20:51,013
Oh. And also...

400
00:21:07,780 --> 00:21:11,282
You know, here i'm
just an average kid.

401
00:21:11,324 --> 00:21:13,326
But down there...

402
00:21:13,367 --> 00:21:15,828
Down there,
I was a star.

403
00:21:23,085 --> 00:21:24,586
What?

404
00:21:24,628 --> 00:21:27,422
Oh, did I make the kissy
face too early again?

405
00:21:27,464 --> 00:21:29,591
No, no. It's nothing.

406
00:21:32,719 --> 00:21:34,095
What?

407
00:21:37,223 --> 00:21:40,392
Why do you keep
laughing at me?

408
00:21:40,434 --> 00:21:42,311
I'm gonna go home
and I'm gonna watch

409
00:21:42,353 --> 00:21:43,688
a really sad movie

410
00:21:43,729 --> 00:21:46,357
and I'm gonna try
to come back later.

411
00:21:46,381 --> 00:21:51,381
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