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Wow. I didn't think I was
gonna like Kramer vs. Kramer.
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But that's back when I thought
we were gonna watch it.
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Yeah, for a PG movie
there's a lot of sexual content.
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You know, I have noticed
something about you.
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You only like to make out
in secret, dark places.
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What?
What are you talking about?
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Yesterday, you drove me
a half a mile into the woods.
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I've never dated
an Italian girl.
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I thought I was
gonna get whacked.
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Well, it's just... Okay, I'm a little
nervous about telling my friends about us.
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Come on. What's the worst thing
that could happen if we told them?
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Okay, let me put it this way.
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Two years ago, I walked into the basement
and my jeans had a hole in the butt.
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To this day they
call me Poopchute Sally.
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Poopchute Sally?
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Okay, let's go, I don't want to
run into anyone after the movie.
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Ooh! Busted!
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Wow!
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Unbelievable.
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After all that, she gives the kid back
to Dustin Hoffman? That bitch is crazy!
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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I can't get over Donna and
Randy making out like that.
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It was all broad shoulders and blond hair.
I could barely tell which one was the boy.
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They should save that passion
for her bedroom,
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where I have a better view.
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I thought it was like watching
Donna make out with Forman,
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except Randy wasn't constantly
saying, "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"
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Well, we're off to buy
curtains for Eric's room.
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We're making it into a sewing
area, so I thought a nice floral print
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might really pretty it up.
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It's all part of our plan to
make Eric's room less girlie.
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I wanted to make
my room more manly,
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so I put up some posters
of the Village People.
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Mission accomplished.
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Oh, oh, oh, well, I want to get to the fabric
store before Mary's quilting club shows up.
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Those fat cows think they own
the remnant box.
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Oh, crap.
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I stashed something real important
and real illegal up in Forman's room.
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Where'd you hide it?
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I don't know.
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I was under the
influence of it when I hid it.
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Oh! Hey, it's Donna and Randy.
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Where have you guys been,
Donna and Randy?
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Oh! Well, I was at the park,
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where I was practicing my violin
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for a family of ducks.
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I was at home.
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Huh. That's simple.
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Really? 'Cause, you know, we
went to see Kramer vs. Kramer,
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but instead we saw Randy's
hand versus Donna's bra strap.
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I believe it was directed
by Francis Ford Cop-A-Feel.
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Donna! Why didn't you just tell
us you were going out with Randy?
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I don't know. It was just, you
know... You guys are friends with Eric
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and I didn't know
what you'd think.
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I'm happy for you.
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Yeah, man, whatever.
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Yeah, I think it's great.
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I mean, you finally found a guy who is
stronger than you, and that's hard to do.
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Okay, great! Cool, now we can all
hang out and it won't be awkward.
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You know, it's this kind of
awkwardness reminds me of a time
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my dad brought this chick home.
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And in the morning,
she turned out to be a guy.
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Although Tony did make me
a kick-ass Denver omelet.
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Well, I have a question that I
think will make things less awkward.
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Randy, when you kiss Donna,
is it smooth like melted fudge?
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Or rough like a cock fight?
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Fez! Now, that is personal!
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So have you guys had sex yet?
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Jackie!
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My money is on no. Donna is
a strong, independent woman
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who feels that men should
respect women for their minds.
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In other words,
she's a big fat tease.
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Well, I think it's
going to happen soon.
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Because normally, Donna only
shaves her legs up to her knees.
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But this morning, she went all
the way from Miami to Jacksonville.
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Oh, Fez, thank you so much for
getting me a job as a hair consultant.
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Well, I told my boss that you
were reliable and hard-working.
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Aw, you lied for me.
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- Hey there, Fez.
- Hilary.
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I saved you a bite
of my cinnamon muffin.
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Oh, what a coincidence. I saved
you a bite of my cinnamon bun!
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Oh, I would do anything to go
out with that hot little number.
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Well,
have you asked her out yet?
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Well, I've found that if a man creates
mystery, the woman will come to him.
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- So you're scared?
- Terrified.
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But I think it is time
for you to get to work.
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Okay. Wow.
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So, okay, the first thing we're
gonna do is get rid of these curls,
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'cause they kind of make
you look like a poodle.
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What the hell are you doing?
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You are not supposed
to talk to the customers!
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What...
I am the hair consultant!
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I just said that to get you
down here. The truth is,
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you're our sweep-up girl.
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What? No, that's the pathetic
foreign girl with the wandering eye
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who sweeps up the hair.
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No. She's your boss.
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Oh.
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I've always been
curious about something.
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Heavens!
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Oh. Hey.
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Didn't know you guys
were starting this early.
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It's 2:00 in the afternoon!
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Yeah, that damn school bus bringing
home those kids woke me up again.
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So, uh, you guys find
anything interesting?
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Oh, well.
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I did find this Good
Housekeeping under Eric's bed.
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And apparently, he was very
interested in self breast exams.
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Yeah. Mrs. Forman, I think the
only thing he was interested in
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was examining himself.
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Oh, well, Steven, that is a
perfectly normal biological function.
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And my baby never did that!
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Hey, Red, you need some help?
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Nah, nah, I'm just boxing up
some of Eric's awards.
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Oh, it was a proud day when
he came home with this beauty.
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"Cub Scout Fair.
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"Prettiest
Non-Functioning Kite."
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Uh, Mrs. Forman, my dad said
you had something for me.
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Oh, yes, honey.
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I found some things I thought
you might wanna hold on to.
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These are gifts and notes
that you gave to Eric
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and it's not like I read any of them,
but you have some potty-mouth.
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Mrs. Forman, like, seriously,
Eric and I are through.
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Oh, honey, I know you think that
now, but he'll be back soon and you'll...
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You'll have one of those talks on
the hood of the car. Yes, I watch!
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But you'll be
right back together.
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No, we won't.
I'm... I'm moving on.
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And it's not easy, 'cause,
I mean, everywhere I look,
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something reminds me of Eric.
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I'm sure this area in particular
brings back a lot of memories.
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You went out again last night?
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Yup. I left the club with a creamy
white girl and a chocolaty black girl.
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We went home
and made hot fudge sundae.
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And then we did it.
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Uh, Fez,
why are you lying to her?
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Shh!
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But you didn't
go out last night.
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You were lying in front of the TV trying
to look up Victoria Principal's dress.
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Don't you have some hair
to sweep, sweep-up girl?
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Huh? No. The place is clean.
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Don't worry, that's how the
kids are wearing it nowadays.
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Happy birthday,
Eric! I have a sexy surprise for you.
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Look across into my window.
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Yeah, I thought you'd like those.
Now, come over here, and I'll...
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- Hey!
- Hey!
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What's up?
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Nothing.
Just, you know, hanging out.
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Cool. Never sat on the hood
of a car with a girl before.
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Yeah, actually, you know what?
This car was kind of...
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- Ooh! Light saber!
- Oh.
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Yeah,
that belonged to someone...
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- Check it out!
- ...else.
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I'm Luke Skywalker.
I'm here to rescue you!
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Stop it!
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What the hell?
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I'm sorry! I'm sorry. This
is... This is just too weird.
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I can't do this.
I can't see you anymore.
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You could've just said
you didn't like Star Wars.
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Mrs. Forman, you wouldn't believe
the lies Fez tells this girl at work.
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I mean, he is pretending to be
someone else completely.
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So what? You pretend to be someone
else every time you put on make-up.
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I have seen you in the morning.
Your face looks like scrambled eggs.
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Well, we all do
a little pretending.
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Sometimes, when I'm
bringing in the groceries,
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I pretend to be Scarlett O'Hara.
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And I look at all
the brown bags and I say,
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"As God is my witness,
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"I'll never go hungry again!"
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Oh! Oh!
And sometimes with Red, I...
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Okay, well, the point is,
it's okay to pretend.
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Look, I like Hilary, and I was
afraid that if she knew the real Fez
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that she wouldn't like me,
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so I created a new Fez.
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A better Fez.
I call this Fez "Work Fez."
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You should see me down there.
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Okay, let's do this!
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♪ Who is the man that would
risk his neck for his brother man
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♪ Fez
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You're damn right.
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♪ Who's the cat that won't cop
out when there's danger all about?
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♪ Fez
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Right on.
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♪ Yo, they say this
cat Fez is a bad mother...
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♪ Shut your mouth
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♪ I'm talking about Fez
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♪ And we can dig it
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♪ He's a complicated man and no
one understands him but his woman
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♪ Work Fez ♪
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I wondered why the last time I came
in you said my hair looked blackalicious.
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Hyde, I hope I did the
right thing with Randy.
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It just felt weird, starting
up a new relationship.
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Yeah, well, you know, it's tough when
you've been with someone for a long time.
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Like, just the other day,
I heard this burglar alarm,
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and it was making this really
awful high-pitched squealing noise.
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I found myself
thinking about Jackie.
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Well, you know, I think I might
have hurt Randy's feelings.
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- Hey, Donna.
- Hi.
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Randy is helping me build
Kitty's sewing table.
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We're gonna make it real nice so she
feels obliged to spend hours up here.
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Hey, Steven.
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How about taking a ride with me down
to the lumberyard before they close?
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- No, I'm good.
- Nah, you're coming.
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See, I know that
you hid dope up here.
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And if you found
it while I was gone,
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I'd miss that pathetic look on your
face when I flush it down the toilet.
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You're a real messed-up dude.
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Yeah. Come on.
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So, um,
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Randy, I just wanna make sure that,
you know, I hope we can still be friends.
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Yeah. I'm cool with that.
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Well, aren't you
just Beaver freakin' Cleaver?
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You want me to be a jerk?
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Well, it would make breaking
up with you a lot easier.
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Donna. I'm sorry, I don't
want this to be hard for you.
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- There you go again.
- Fine!
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I won't say another word!
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Oh, now you're gonna show me
the muscles?
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"I'm Randy, I got big muscles!
I'm good-looking!"
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You're an ass!
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So, when are you and I gonna go out
and put the fever back in Saturday night?
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Or Thursday,
whenever you're free.
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I don't think I
could keep up with you.
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I think you'll be fine.
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How do you know?
Have you guys gone out?
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Oh, God, no!
No, we're just roommates.
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Wait. Fez, you told me
you had your own place.
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You called it the Feznasium.
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Of... Of course I do! I found this
poor thing wandering around the street
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so I'm letting
her stay at my pad.
256
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Yes, I am teaching
her the ways of love.
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Okay, that's it. Hilary, you know what?
Everything that Fez has told you is a lie.
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He doesn't go out.
He's in bed by 9:00!
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And his idea of a "threesome"
is Neapolitan ice-cream.
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Look, I don't know
what she is talking about.
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Look, this is what happens when
you hire a girl right off the boat.
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Oh, really? Okay, here, take
a look inside his backpack.
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Hey, that's my backpack!
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When the Phone Never Rings:
A Beginner's Guide to Self-Love.
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Anybody lose a backpack?
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Hey, Donna. Come here and
take a look at this sewing table.
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It's even got a cup-holder,
like Kitty asked.
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You know, that Randy is a pretty
sharp kid. He build this thing in two days.
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The only thing Eric ever made
was this crappy birdhouse.
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Oh, yeah.
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He was always too afraid to use the
drill so he just painted the hole on there.
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Yeah, and one by one, an entire
family of bluebirds flew to their deaths.
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Mr. Forman,
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what would you think if I
hypothetically,
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possibly, maybe started
dating a new guy?
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I'd say I think you can do
whatever the hell you want.
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My dumb ass son
broke up with you.
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You gotta have your own life.
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I have absolutely no problem
with you dating Randy.
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What, you know about that?
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Oh, come on.
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Your eyes nearly popped out of your
head when you saw him in that tool belt.
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Okay, cool. It really means a lot to
me that you guys are okay with this.
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No, no, no. Wait, no. I'm okay.
For the love of God, don't tell Kitty.
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I'd have to make her
a bigger cup-holder!
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Thanks a lot, Jackie. Now Hilary
thinks I'm a crazy, self-loving pervert.
287
00:18:06,817 --> 00:18:09,486
Well, she was gonna
think that eventually.
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Fez, I'm confused.
Why have you been lying to me?
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Well, I wanted you to think I
was cool, so you'd go out with me.
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But now you hate me.
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Actually, I don't.
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Before,
I was always so intimidated,
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but now that I know you're just a
regular guy, I'd totally go out with you.
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Even after you saw my...
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...book?
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You're lonely. I think
it's cute and endearing.
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00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:47,985
Um, I think you mean
gross and appalling.
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Jackie, he's a lost soul.
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Someone has to take care of him.
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Yes.
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I'm broken.
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Fix me.
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Perfect. It's just like
my grandpa used to say,
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"You measure it twice,
everything's nice."
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Actually, in his later years,
it was all he said.
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Hey, Red, can you hand me
that box of drawer handles?
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00:19:32,950 --> 00:19:34,743
What's this?
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Oh! That's mine! Oh, crap.
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00:19:38,372 --> 00:19:39,957
A macrame owl?
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What the hell kind of
pansy-ass thing is this?
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I do macrame.
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It's my therapy.
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Well, I didn't realize
you were so stressed out.
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But I think you'll feel a lot better
once you get the sex change.
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There's my therapy.
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Hey. Find your stash?
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Yep. Now I'm gonna punish it
for hiding on me
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by burning it.
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00:20:20,208 --> 00:20:23,003
Okay, look, I've been
thinking about this,
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00:20:23,045 --> 00:20:27,131
and before, on the car, I
think I might have over-reacted.
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00:20:27,173 --> 00:20:31,220
It's just, I was in a relationship
for a really long time.
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And it's gonna take me a while
to get used to something new.
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Donna, I get it.
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00:20:36,141 --> 00:20:41,064
Okay. Great. So let's just, you know,
take it slow and see where it goes.
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I'm cool with that,
Poopchute Sally.
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Shut up.
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Oh, my God!
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00:20:55,412 --> 00:20:57,122
In Eric's bedroom?
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You two-timing whore!
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Here's a tissue.
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Thank you.
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It's gonna be okay.
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00:21:15,976 --> 00:21:21,107
It's just so sad. How could I drop
an entire box of M&Ms on the floor?
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Do you want me to
go buy you a new one?
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It was the last one.
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