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Hyde, new releases just
arrived at the store.
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Oh! Is that Abba?
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Oh, cool!
I love the Talking Heads.
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They have a girl in
the band and she's like
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a real musician who doesn't
have to use her sex appeal.
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Although it wouldn't kill her
to put on some lipstick.
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Maybe pop a few zits. I mean,
you're on stage for God's sake!
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My band has a girl in it too and
we totally respect her as a musician.
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A musician with
really big boobs.
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Hey, you know what they
should have? An all-girl band.
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Except instead of
playing instruments,
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they just dance
around and make out.
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You know, you and Karen
could totally hit it off.
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My band and I are heading up to
my parents' cabin this weekend,
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if you wanna come.
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Oh, well, my dad
asked me to shave a "G"
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into his back for
the Packers game.
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So yes, I would love to come.
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Ooh, Barry Manilow. All right,
Randy, here's what I want you to do.
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Take this record,
go back to the store.
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Anybody looks like a Manilow
fan, chuck it at their head.
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Even better, I'll
throw it at their crotch.
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We don't want those
people reproducing.
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So, Donna. Sounds good.
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You and Randy in a cabin.
Breathing in the fresh mountain air.
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Having sex.
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What are you talking about?
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Well, you see, when a boy likes
a girl, the boy gets the girl drunk...
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Hyde.
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That's not gonna happen.
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He's not into me like that and he
knows I'm getting over a break-up.
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Come on, man. Don't
you know how guys think?
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Not really.
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The only guy I have
ever been with was Eric,
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and as far as I know,
a typical guy's thoughts are,
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"Who would win in a fight?
Bigfoot or Chewbacca?"
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All right. Here's what
a typical guy thinks about.
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Sex, beer and pinball.
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Now, if a guy can have sex while
drinking beer on a pinball machine,
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well, that's the beautiful
story of how I met my wife.
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Well, if it isn't Miss Mooch,
my unemployed roommate.
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What would you
like to mooch today?
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My cheese puffs?
My Yoo-hoo? My Oil of Olay?
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Fez, I want to find work,
but it's really hard.
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I spent all morning going
to every store in the mall.
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And when I find the right
outfit, I'm gonna look for a job.
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Fez! I look fantastic!
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You know, I always give
credit where credit is due.
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So thank you, God, for
my fantastic bone structure!
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So, Christine,
what's on the agenda
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for my favorite
local talk show host?
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I mean besides
looking Fez-tastic.
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Well, today I'm off to the zoo.
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It seems a baby
elephant is being born.
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And I want to be
the first thing it sees,
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so it knows there's beauty
in this ugly world.
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Well, for my money,
nothing beats the time
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you rode along with cops and
stopped the liquor store hold-up.
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Well, I got lucky then.
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The day before's show I
learned to do the flamenco.
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And as it turns out, a high
dance kick doubles beautifully
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for a knock-out
blow to the face.
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Ciao, darling!
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I love it when
she says, "Ciao."
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It's like she's made up a
whole new way to say goodbye.
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Was that
Christine St. George?
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She's my idol! That's who
I should be working for!
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We could co-anchor What's
Up Wisconsin together!
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Oh, I could just picture it!
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I'm Christine St. George.
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And I'm Jackie St. Jackie!
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And it's time to ask,
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What's Up Wisconsin?
What's Up Wisconsin?
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Coming up today,
war, famine, disease.
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But first, our top story. Jackie
St. Jackie is spectacular!
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And in sports today,
I'm gorgeous!
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Oh, this just in. Jackie St.
Jackie is the greatest girl ever!
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I am!
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I know!
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Jackie St. Jackie? I got breaking
news. You're freaking nuts!
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Oh, Jackie, you're watching
Christine St. George. I just love her!
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The other day she had
a tiger cub on her show.
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It was just the sweetest thing
you ever saw!
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Right up until it
mauled the weather man.
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Yeah, but he
probably deserved it.
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He looks like he
smells like ham.
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Oh, but you know what?
Christine handled it perfectly.
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She distracted the tiger with
the food critic's lamb chop
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and then she made a tourniquet
out of her microphone cord.
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I know, she's amazing!
Oh, oh, she's back!
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That sure is one
big pumpkin, Tim!
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Coming up,
a high school marching band
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that collectively has lost
more than 400 pounds!
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You know what? I'm gonna write
Christine a letter and ask her for a job.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, you have
got to go talk to her in person.
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Trust me, there is nothing
celebrities like more
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than people showing
up in their offices.
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Steven, you have finally
reached that point in your life
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where you're no
longer a dumb ass kid.
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You're a dumb ass man.
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Wow. Those dumb ass
teen years just flew by.
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And now that you're married, I'm
gonna take you on a rite of passage
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to the Viking Lodge.
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Gosh, Red,
I don't know what to say.
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I guess the first thing
that comes to mind is, uh, no.
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I stripped at the Viking Lodge in
Vegas for a guy's 85th birthday.
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He had a heart attack.
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But then
the paramedics showed up
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and they were
really good tippers.
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Come on, Steven!
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You need a place
where you can hang out
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and have a beer
with other married men.
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Boy, does that sound boring.
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Hanging out in a dingy room,
drinking beer, doing nothing.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'll be in the basement.
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All right, Red, I guess I'll go.
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You're not gonna make me wear
one of those silly Viking hats, are you?
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'Course not,
don't be ridiculous.
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Ours have horns and chin straps,
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and your name stitched
in yarn. It's very classy.
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Wow! Nice cabin.
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It's got a cozy, mid-century,
dead carcass feel to it.
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Yeah, I like to come up here
when I really feel like roughing it.
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So, you hook up the VCR.
I'll go microwave some nachos.
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Hey, Donna.
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Did you have sex with Randy yet?
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Would you shut up?
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That is not what this
weekend is about.
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Oh, yeah, you're right.
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A guy invites a hot girl to a
private cabin deep in the woods.
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It can only mean one thing.
He wants you to meet his band!
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Okay, maybe it's a little
weird that they're not here.
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A little weird?
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That's like saying
it's a little crazy
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that you're talking
to a floating head.
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Well, we are alone.
He did bring wine.
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Wait a minute! Maybe you're
right! Maybe he wants to get it on!
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Did somebody say get it on?
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Fez, will you get out of here?
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Yeah, Fez, beat it!
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Ow! Why you...
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Son of a bitch!
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Hi, I'm here to see
Christine St. George.
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Do you have an appointment?
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No, but I am her biggest fan and
I would love to be her co-anchor.
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Okay, have a seat and a
psychiatrist will be right with you.
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Oh, please, miss, couldn't you
just let us in for two minutes?
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I got a better idea. How about
if I let you in for no minutes?
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Please? Please,
could you let us in?
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I know I have what it
takes to be on TV
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and I just need to demonstrate
my talents to Christine.
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Oh, and I just want an
autograph. Or a souvenir.
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She made cheesecake on
yesterday's show. Is that around?
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You really want to get in, huh?
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Okay, I'm thinking of a
number between one and 10.
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Six.
You got it!
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Wait. So does that
mean we can go in?
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No. That's the number of cops
I'm gonna call if you don't beat it.
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But I'm supposed
to be her co-anchor!
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And I'm supposed to be
Brooke Shields. Ain't life a bitch?
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So, Steven, this is the Viking
Lodge. What do you think?
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I can see why you got that
CPR poster in the hallway.
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Red!
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It's great to see you!
Who's the new guy?
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Murph, Smitty, this is
my friend Steven. Hey.
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Steven just got married.
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My condolences.
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Listen, I've been
married for 40 years
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and I'm half
the man I used to be.
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But it evens out. My wife is
twice the woman she used to be.
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He's saying she's fat.
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Big woman.
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You know, pretty soon
your wife will be
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nagging at you about doing
one chore or another.
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You know,
taking out the garbage,
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mowing the lawn.
Making love to her.
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Wait till she starts finishing
your sentences for you.
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Or in my case, my pizzas.
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You know, I used
to think it was cute
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when my wife
finished my sentences.
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You know what I want her
to finish now? Living!
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See, that's
the thing about marriage.
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No one tells you
about the three rings.
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There's the engagement ring,
the wedding ring, and the suffering.
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He's saying she's annoying.
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Big pain.
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Is this all you guys do?
Just stand around
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the bar and complain
about your wives?
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Of course not!
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So listen, I'm having
a few drinks the other night,
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and my old lady says,
"I suppose you like
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"yourself better
when you're drunk."
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I says,
"No, I like you better."
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My wife came to me
the other day and said,
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"We don't talk anymore." And
I said, "You ruined the streak!"
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You know, I'm learning a lot
from you guys in here.
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For instance, bras.
Not just for girls.
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The steam is great.
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Time to loosen the towel
and release the hounds.
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Don't look down.
Don't look down.
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I saw the hounds!
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Miss St. George, you
put the beauty in beautiful,
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the sass in sassy and what
else can I say? I love a big tip!
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And what else can I say?
I love a big kiss ass!
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So, who's gonna be
on the show today?
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Oh, Pete Rose.
I gotta go warm up.
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I don't want my slider
to hang over the plate.
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He really took me downtown the
last time, but not today, Pete Rose!
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Not today!
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Okay, well, let me get your
hair products. I'll be right back.
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Okay, darling.
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Hi, this is
Jackie St. Jackie,
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reporting live from Fresh Hair.
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Today's topic, ugly people
running with scissors.
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Health hazard or
community service?
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Oh, why, hello,
Christine St. George!
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Why, hello, crazy girl
talking into a hairbrush!
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Jackie! Out! Out! Out!
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I apologize,
Miss St. George.
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This is Jackie, my roommate.
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She wants to be your co-anchor
on What's Up Wisconsin.
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00:14:04,433 --> 00:14:06,392
Well, from what I've
seen you do so far,
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Jackie, I'd say you
have what it takes.
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Really?
No.
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But you seem like a dear
thing, so good luck to you. Adios!
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00:14:20,525 --> 00:14:23,276
Adios? How does she even
come up with those?
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Oh, she forgot her
hair products. Christine!
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00:14:26,902 --> 00:14:30,488
Wait! No, no! Fez! Wait, wait,
let me deliver them to the studio.
256
00:14:30,530 --> 00:14:33,031
They'll have to let me in
and I can talk to her.
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00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:34,990
I don't know, Jackie.
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I'll give you a free peek
at me in the shower.
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This end is up.
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00:14:46,288 --> 00:14:48,247
Well, it took a while,
but the rugged
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outdoorsman finally
got the fire going.
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Lucky for us he was hiking by.
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00:14:58,085 --> 00:14:59,961
Well, Randy.
Here we are.
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All alone. In front
of a nice roaring fire.
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This has worked out perfectly.
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The only thing you forgot
is I'm not a stupid bimbo!
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What?
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This whole act may work on
your little groupies, but not me.
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So find another groupie to
grope, you gross groupie-groper!
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00:15:23,764 --> 00:15:24,883
Donna, how can you say that?
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I mean, literally, that
sounded really hard to say!
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00:15:30,767 --> 00:15:33,644
This whole night has been
one long set-up to get me alone!
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00:15:33,686 --> 00:15:35,937
"Oops, my friends didn't
make it." What's next?
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"Oops, I spilled wine on your
blouse. Oops, we're naked!
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"Oops, I made an ice-cream
sundae on your boobs!"
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Donna, meet my band.
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00:15:49,527 --> 00:15:51,362
The band is here!
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00:15:54,905 --> 00:15:58,657
Band, meet Donna.
Believe it or not, she's sober.
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I'll help you guys
unload the van.
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00:16:03,576 --> 00:16:08,495
Um, Randy, I feel
like such a moron.
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00:16:08,537 --> 00:16:10,247
I thought you were
trying to hit on me.
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00:16:10,288 --> 00:16:12,664
Donna, I wouldn't do that.
283
00:16:12,706 --> 00:16:15,290
I'm pretty old-fashioned
when it comes to romance.
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00:16:15,332 --> 00:16:19,000
We're talking flowers,
candy, love poems.
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00:16:19,042 --> 00:16:21,919
And, well, you haven't
given me any of those things.
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00:16:27,588 --> 00:16:29,463
I mean, this is gonna
be really hard to say,
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00:16:29,505 --> 00:16:31,382
but I'm sorry that I
called you a groupie...
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A gross
groupie... I can't even say it.
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00:16:39,261 --> 00:16:41,053
Wait, you two
aren't going to do it?
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00:16:41,095 --> 00:16:43,637
No. You guys were wrong.
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00:16:43,679 --> 00:16:46,598
And since I control you,
I can make you do this!
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00:16:52,393 --> 00:16:53,893
Donna, stop it!
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Gross, man,
what did you eat for lunch?
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00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:04,481
Christine St. George?
Hi, Jackie Burkhart.
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00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:07,316
Yes, the roving
hairbrush reporter.
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00:17:08,359 --> 00:17:10,484
How did you get past reception?
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00:17:10,526 --> 00:17:12,152
Well, I really
wanted to talk to you,
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00:17:12,194 --> 00:17:14,404
so I asked Fez if I could
deliver your hair products.
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00:17:14,445 --> 00:17:18,488
Oh. Oh! Well,
I'm glad you did.
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00:17:18,530 --> 00:17:22,866
Because now that I see you
standing in a television studio,
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00:17:22,908 --> 00:17:26,743
I think you have
a solid career ahead of you.
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00:17:26,785 --> 00:17:32,495
As a delivery girl.
Can I validate your parking?
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00:17:32,537 --> 00:17:35,055
But Miss St. George, please. If
you would just give me a chance.
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00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:37,790
Look, I know I have
what it takes to be on TV.
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00:17:37,831 --> 00:17:43,793
I own three of them! I also
know everything about you.
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00:17:43,834 --> 00:17:46,461
What you like, what you
don't like. What you wear.
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00:17:47,795 --> 00:17:50,838
Dear, these are skills
I could teach a monkey.
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00:17:52,214 --> 00:17:56,466
And as a matter of fact,
I did. Episode 427.
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00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:00,843
Oh.
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00:18:00,885 --> 00:18:06,638
But here's the good news.
I like you. You've got spirit.
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00:18:06,679 --> 00:18:12,057
No. Moxie, yes.
Wait! No, it's gumption.
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00:18:12,099 --> 00:18:15,516
Oh, there's a word for it
and I can't think what it is.
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00:18:15,558 --> 00:18:17,810
Oh, well.
The point is, look,
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you have a job if you
want it, as my assistant.
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00:18:22,980 --> 00:18:24,647
Really?
Yes.
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00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:27,564
I'll take it! I have a
job in television! Okay.
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00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:30,984
Oh, wait, wait, do I get to
say What's Up Wisconsin?
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00:18:31,025 --> 00:18:33,525
You can answer the phone
any way you like.
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00:18:40,613 --> 00:18:43,489
Oh, there is my
little Viking in training.
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00:18:44,782 --> 00:18:46,491
So, how was last night?
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00:18:46,532 --> 00:18:51,785
Don't even get me started on
the hounds. Oh! The hounds.
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00:18:53,869 --> 00:18:56,496
The hounds are
an old man's testicles.
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00:18:59,331 --> 00:19:01,349
I don't know how I'm gonna tell
Red, but I don't wanna be a Viking.
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00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:02,624
All those guys do is sit around
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00:19:02,666 --> 00:19:04,625
and complain about their wives.
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00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:07,876
Oh, Steven, no. Those
men were just kidding around.
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00:19:07,918 --> 00:19:11,420
Did Red tell the one about the
three rings? I came up with that.
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00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:20,758
Steven! Bad news about the Viking
Lodge. They don't want you back.
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00:19:23,509 --> 00:19:26,511
All my hopes and dreams
have been unaffected.
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00:19:29,262 --> 00:19:30,847
But you know,
just out of curiosity,
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00:19:30,888 --> 00:19:32,597
why would they not want me back?
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00:19:33,140 --> 00:19:35,474
It was Smitty.
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00:19:35,515 --> 00:19:38,100
He felt that your
eyes were lingering.
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00:19:46,855 --> 00:19:50,440
Oh, Jackie. How is the
first day of work going?
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00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:54,900
Terrific. I can't believe I'm in the
glamorous world of show business,
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00:19:54,942 --> 00:19:58,194
that I have finally arrived!
Oh, here's your coffee.
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00:19:58,235 --> 00:19:59,319
Thank you.
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00:20:02,488 --> 00:20:06,239
I asked for half and half.
This is milk.
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00:20:08,199 --> 00:20:12,368
Right, but I kind of, sort of
thought they were the same thing.
340
00:20:12,409 --> 00:20:16,370
No, no, half and half is not
the same thing as milk.
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00:20:17,078 --> 00:20:18,829
They're different.
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00:20:18,871 --> 00:20:23,831
Just as listening to me and
not listening to me are different.
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00:20:25,457 --> 00:20:29,625
Like happy and furious
are different!
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00:20:29,667 --> 00:20:34,128
Like employed and fired are
different. Do we understand each other?
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00:20:34,628 --> 00:20:35,627
Good!
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00:20:37,088 --> 00:20:40,631
Now get me the coffee I want
or I'll get a monkey to do it!
347
00:20:43,549 --> 00:20:45,550
Jackie! Psst! Come here!
348
00:20:49,178 --> 00:20:50,887
Don't take it so hard, sweetie.
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00:20:50,928 --> 00:20:53,679
Sometimes Christine
flies off the handle like that.
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00:20:53,721 --> 00:20:56,056
But most of the time
she's a real sweetheart.
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00:20:56,097 --> 00:20:57,931
Oh. Really?
No.
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00:20:58,974 --> 00:21:00,558
Welcome to hell!
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00:21:06,936 --> 00:21:11,022
Hey, the name of the show
is What's up Wisconsin.
354
00:21:11,064 --> 00:21:15,565
Why is it that every story
you write is about Minneapolis?
355
00:21:15,606 --> 00:21:18,567
All right, you know what? You're
fired. Go take a slow boat to China!
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00:21:20,776 --> 00:21:23,362
Maybe I will.
I love boats.
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00:21:28,113 --> 00:21:32,449
Hey, Christine, hey, what do
you think about my new beret?
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00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:34,450
This is what I think about it!
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00:21:34,474 --> 00:21:36,473
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