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Good morning, Mr. Forman.
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Charlie, didn't recognize you
without your schoolgirl skirt.
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Why don't you go drink
another warehouse full of beer?
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Then you can get out of
those uncomfortable boy things.
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Wow, he came in here,
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just attacked you
and completely ignored me.
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You must be the one
the prophet spoke of.
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Man, I really got off on the
wrong foot with your dad.
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It'll blow over. How long could
he stay mad at a kid, right?
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You know what? Later on, I'm
gonna find him and apologize.
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I'm sure he'll understand.
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Yeah. Hey, if you're looking
for a good conversation starter,
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just say we were probably
wrong to go into Vietnam.
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Here's your breakfast, Charlie.
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Oh, Eric, I didn't realize you still
lived here. I thought you left for Africa.
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No, I've been sitting here
for, like, 10 minutes.
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Then you better get going or
you're gonna be late for Africa.
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Okay, I get it, Mom. You're trying
to make me feel bad about leaving.
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Oh, are you still here?
I thought you were in Africa.
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So, my mom's doing this whole
passive-aggressive guilt thing
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about me going to Africa,
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which basically just consists of
her saying the word "Africa" a lot.
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Well, I believe that if you want
someone to know how you feel,
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it's better to use the
direct approach, like this.
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- Don't go to Africa,
dill hole.
- Ow.
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So, Hyde, speaking of
annoying women who hit,
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- have you heard
anything from Jackie?
- Nope. That's fine by me, man.
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I mean, who does she think
she is, giving me an ultimatum?
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"Marry me or I'm
moving to Chicago."
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And then she takes off before
I even give her an answer.
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Well, what's the big deal, man? I mean,
she pretty much let you off the hook.
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Yeah. I mean, you were
gonna say no anyway, unless...
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Oh, my God!
You were gonna say yes.
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No.
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What? No.
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Oh, my God.
You were gonna marry her.
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You were gonna marry her
because you love her.
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"Hey, Jackie,
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"you're everything this poor
little orphan boy ever needed."
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"Oh, my God. I really am."
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"Oh, my God."
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Hey, I don't love her.
You know what love is?
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Love is for losers who
are too afraid to be alone.
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Oh, no,
you're thinking of kittens.
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Hey, so, I gotta go.
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I'm gonna go wrap
your going-away present.
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Eric, you're the one going away.
You didn't have to get me anything.
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Yeah, well, I knew you were
gonna get me something,
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and I didn't want this to be awkward
again like, you know, Christmas.
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Well, I did get you something.
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Oh, crap,
I didn't get him anything.
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He leaves in three days.
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Oh, well, why don't you
just get him an ultimatum?
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It's free. You don't have to wrap it.
It'll totally make him wish he was dead.
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Yeah. Well, it's between that
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or one of those shirts that
makes him look all muscley.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Look at the blanket
I got for our new apartment.
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I found it in the dumpster.
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It's got lots of stains,
so it goes with everything.
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That is so awesome.
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I'm not even gonna ask what
you were doing in the dumpster.
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- Is Steven here?
- No, he went to work.
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Oh, but before he left,
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he was chucking everything you
ever gave him all around the basement.
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It was like a hailstorm of
stuffed animals and Abba records.
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Wait, what are you doing here
anyway? I thought you left for Chicago.
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Well, I would have, but my
mom took the car to Tijuana
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and won't be back till Cinco
de Mayo, whenever that is.
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So, until then, I need you guys to help
me avoid the horrors of seeing Steven
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so I can figure out a way
to get out of here.
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Well, that's too bad, 'cause I think I
hear him coming down the stairs now.
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Oh, my God. What do I do?
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Okay. Quick,
get down under the blanket.
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He's not coming down.
I made the whole thing up
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and now you're
under a stinky blanket.
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The stinky blanket burn!
That is awesome!
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Oh, that is disgusting. Oh,
this blanket smells like dog.
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That is because when I found it, it
was wrapped around a dead dog.
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Uh-oh, Jackie. He's coming
for real this time. Get down!
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Oh, my God!
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- I got her!
- I got her!
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I am gonna kick
you both in the nads.
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Well, you're gonna have to do it
later because here he comes now.
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- Oh, well,
now I don't believe you.
- Okay, then.
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Hey, come on in. Good to see
you, Hyde. What's going on, buddy?
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She did it again!
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I hate you.
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Oh, man,
we could do this all day.
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Yeah, I got nowhere to be, man.
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I got the best
going-away present for Eric.
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Okay, a pen and pencil set.
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That way,
he can write me every day.
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Well, isn't that just...
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Donna, a going-away gift
should be something special,
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meaningful, personal.
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Okay, like what? Clock radio?
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Underwear?
Some spoons? Help me.
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No, honey, like...
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Okay, before Red went to Korea,
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I had my sister take a sexy
boudoir photograph of me.
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I was wearing
nothing but a fur coat.
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Mrs.
Forman, you bad, bad girl.
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It was racy.
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You could see my knees.
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Hey, Eric.
We need something to drink.
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Our throats are all dry from laughing
over Jackie and the stinky blanket.
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Jackie and the stinky blanket.
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It sounds like a delightful
Hardy Boys mystery.
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I'll tell you
what the mystery is,
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why aren't those boys
nailing Nancy Drew?
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'Cause she's got glasses.
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Mystery solved.
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So, I gotta go over to Donna's,
get my going-away present.
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Man, she is, like,
the world's worst gift giver.
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Remember that ugly sweater
vest and that huge man ring?
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Now I gotta go get excited
about some other lame thing.
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"Oh, wow, Donna, clown shoes.
Thank you so much."
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I wish I had a beautiful girl
giving me clown shoes.
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Hell, I'd settle for a beautiful
clown giving me girl shoes.
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I dated a clown once.
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But soon as I learned how to make
those balloon animals, I dumped her.
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Excuse me, Mr. Forman...
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What the hell?
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Well, that was exciting.
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Mr. Forman, I was looking for you to
apologize about the dress thing, okay?
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But then I opened
the door and wow.
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No, no, I don't mean, "Wow."
I mean, "Oh, no!"
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No,
no, I don't mean, "Oh, no."
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Well, what were you doing
just standing there?
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I was like a deer caught in the
headlights. Oh, I said, "headlights."
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Red, it was a very
awkward situation.
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No one knew what to do.
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Well, I know what I would do
if I saw you naked.
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I'd turn and run the other way.
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I mean,
there is no reason on Earth
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for a 19-year-old boy to be
staring at a woman your age.
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Look, damn it, he's the
one in trouble here, not me.
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Hey, Kitty, could I have some peanut
oil? I'm gonna fry up some jumbo shrimp,
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which is a funny name. It's like
calling someone a giant midget.
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I'd like to see one of those.
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Get this, Bob.
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Charlie here walked into our
bedroom and saw Kitty naked.
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How was that?
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Well, how do you think it was?
It was horrifying.
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Excuse me?
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So, Mr. Forman, how wrong was
it for us to get into Vietnam, huh?
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Uh-oh. Jackie, Hyde's coming
for real this time.
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Quick, drink this old root beer.
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You know what? I am so tired
of you two lying about Steven
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just so you can humiliate me.
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Okay, you're right.
Let me make it up to you
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by offering you this
different, not old root beer.
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Jackie,
Hyde is coming right now.
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You know what, Michael?
I am sorry,
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but I am not playing
your little game anymore.
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Jackie.
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Why aren't you in Chicago?
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Why do you smell
like a dead dog?
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Okay, Donna, I'm ready
for my going-away present.
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Yahoo.
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All right, here I come.
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Holy Mother of Skywalker.
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You can do whatever you want
to Princess Leia.
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Her force field is down.
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Donna, this is the best... Wait a second,
Leia doesn't have a force field. She...
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You know what? I'm too
excited to quibble. Come here.
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I thought you left town.
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Why? Because you're
so amazing and incredible
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that I simply couldn't exist
in the same town as you
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knowing you couldn't
make a commitment?
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No, because you wrote me a
note saying that you left town.
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Oh!
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Well,
that, Steven, was a metaphor,
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a metaphor for the fact that
my heart and mind are gone,
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but my body is still here,
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in this very awkward situation.
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Want me to cover you up
with the stinky blanket?
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Would you guys get lost?
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Oh, you want your privacy.
I understand.
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We're just gonna go upstairs
and listen through the vent.
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So, what are you doing here, Jackie?
You got something you wanna say to me?
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Yes.
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I wanted to say that I'm
leaving for real this time.
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So you came back to tell
me that you're leaving again?
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Yes, but this is goodbye.
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All right,
I'll see you tomorrow then.
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Steven, I'm serious.
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So want to hang out next week?
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I'm going.
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Unless...
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Unless, Steven, there's
something you'd like to say,
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in which case, I'm listening.
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Yeah.
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Have a good trip.
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I will.
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Can you guys stand
closer to the vent and talk louder?
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Wow, so, it's like,
I can do anything I want?
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Can I touch your buns?
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What? You wanna touch my butt?
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No, not those buns. You know,
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the buns.
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Eric, that seems kind of weird.
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Yeah. You know what?
That is, like, a little weird.
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Maybe I'll just rub my face
up against one of them?
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Okay.
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Leia.
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Oh, Leia.
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Donna, meet me downstairs
for fried shrimp in T-minus 20 seconds.
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Wear an old shirt.
These things are greasy.
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Wow, that's almost enough to take
you right out of the moment, huh?
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Okay, Donna. From now on,
the only thing I'd like you to say is,
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"Use the force, Eric."
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- Okay, that seems kind of...
- Donna.
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Use the force, Eric.
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Man, and now Mr. Forman is even
madder at me since I saw Mrs. Forman naked.
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I mean, doesn't he know
I went to Catholic school?
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I don't even know what
any of that stuff is.
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Now what exactly did you see?
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And I'm only asking because I find
Ms. Kitty attractive in a sexual way.
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I know how you can get back
on Red's good side.
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Walk in on him naked.
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No way, man. I do know what
that stuff is, and I don't want to see it.
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No, seriously.
Look, it's perfect.
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Look, Red assumes that everyone
is either a pervert or an idiot.
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- He thinks I'm both.
- He thinks I'm both.
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See, and if you
walk in on Red naked,
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he's gonna assume that you're
the biggest idiot in the world.
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That kind of makes sense.
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You know, you probably hear this
all the time, but you're really smart.
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I do hear that all the time.
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Hey, Jackie, how'd it go with
Hyde? Did he ask you to stay?
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No. But even if he did,
I can't stay,
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because I've got a career
waiting for me in Chicago.
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But I am stuck here in this
stupid place with no way out.
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Jackie,
you know what would help?
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If you eat this dirty Milk Dud.
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Shut up, Fez.
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Jackie, I'm here for you, okay?
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So I'll even give you a ride.
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Really?
Michael, that would be great.
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And I won't do anything,
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because frankly,
I don't have much to offer.
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You guys smell smoke?
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Everyone out of the house!
254
00:16:55,471 --> 00:16:58,518
I used too much
oil in the Fry Baby.
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00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,231
The whole kitchen's
filled with smoke.
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00:17:01,273 --> 00:17:03,778
Bob? Bob, are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine, but my shrimp are ruined.
So I'm gonna have to eat with you guys.
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I hope you're making
something good, Kitty.
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Fire! Fire!
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What the hell is on your head?
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I'm still wearing the helmet,
aren't I?
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What did you do to my daughter?
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Nothing.
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I was a perfect gentleman.
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I just squeezed her buns.
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I suggested a photograph,
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not a go-go dance
from outer space.
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I smell like smoke
from Bob's damn fire.
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If Kitty's looking for me, I
went upstairs to take a shower.
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Now's your chance
to catch Red naked.
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- He's gonna think
I'm such an idiot.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Give him enough time
to take everything off.
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You don't want to walk in on
him wearing nothing but socks.
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That would just make
this whole thing weird.
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Oh, boy.
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Get back here, you pervert.
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That boy just
can't get enough of me.
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Sorry my present
didn't work out.
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Well...
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I mean, we are alone now.
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And I think I know exactly what
might get you back in the mood.
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A little romantic music.
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Where were we? Oh, yes, you
were a prisoner aboard the Death Star.
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And I am the only stormtrooper with
the keys to your laser chastity belt.
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That's in the movie?
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Donna, it's implicit.
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God, I'm gonna miss you, Eric.
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I'm sorry. What was that?
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Use the force, Eric.
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All right, here we are.
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Good luck in Chicago.
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Michael,
this is the bus station.
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Yeah.
I said I'd give you a ride,
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and then under my breath I
whispered, "To the bus station."
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No, no, no.
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00:20:07,409 --> 00:20:10,123
No. I can't ride the bus.
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Other people's butts
have been on those seats.
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00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:17,720
Well, I'm not driving you all the way
there. That's, like, two hours away.
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Michael, you put this car in gear
and take me to Chicago right now.
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00:20:21,393 --> 00:20:24,191
You know what?
You haven't changed at all.
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You're still just a spoiled little
princess who gets by on her good looks,
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and bitchy demands,
and mean and painful pinches.
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00:20:33,749 --> 00:20:36,380
Yeah, well, you still
don't have any manners.
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A real man wouldn't let
the princess ride the bus.
305
00:20:40,554 --> 00:20:42,933
Well, you know what?
You're not even a princess.
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You're just a little bossy boss.
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That's right, Michael.
I'm the boss,
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and you're taking the boss
to Chicago right now.
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Ahhh! Fine!
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You're always
telling me what to do.
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I've missed this.
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Please, Mr. Stormtrooper,
I'll do anything you want
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if you only spare
the planet Alderaan.
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Eric, you have a line.
We rehearsed this.
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Wait a minute.
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Fez!
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But I just want to touch the
buns. Let me touch the buns.
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