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Okay, I don't understand why you're
taking a video camera on a road trip.
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You should be packing
more sensible items.
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Like, toilet paper
and your mother.
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Look, Mom, accept it.
I'm going.
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Okay, my year off is
now officially over,
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and I think I've finally
decided on a sensible career
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that's gonna provide me
with a really stable future.
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I'm gonna be a traveling
documentary filmmaker.
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Oh, come on, you made that up.
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Hey, Kitty, I'm going
ice-skating on a rainbow.
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Eric, don't listen to him.
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I have complete confidence
you're gonna be
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the best traveling
docu-what's-it-who-maker ever.
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Thank you.
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Do you have enough money?
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Mom, I don't need
that much money.
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I'm sure that
at stops along the way,
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strangers will just offer me
hot pots of beans
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in exchange for colorful
stories from the road.
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Hot pots of beans?
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What if they're spicy?
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You can't even chew
cinnamon gum.
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Okay, that's it. I'm going.
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Uh, I'll miss you.
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Well, thank you, sweetie.
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Um, I think he was
talking to me.
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He was not.
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Eric, who were you talking to?
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Yeah, who?
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It's times like this
I usually fake chest pains.
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Uh, I was talking to
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the prettiest girl in
the driveway, that's who.
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So, okay, I want you to promise
to call me every night at 9:00.
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Oh, he can't be calling you
because he's calling me at 9:00.
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That's why I got him
that watch as a gift.
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Well, maybe he should be calling
the person who gave him the gift of life.
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So you squeezed out a baby?
That was a hundred years ago.
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People have landed
on the moon since then.
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Hey, Eric.
I'm gonna miss you, man.
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Hey, uh, just between friends,
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I want you to know I'm gonna
take a shot or two at Donna.
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He won't care.
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On the road, he's going to
meet lots of horny girl hitchhikers
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looking for a ride
to cheerleading camp.
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What makes you think that, Fez?
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Adult films.
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Oh! Hello, America,
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and welcome to Eric Forman's
journey to happiness.
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Not to be mistaken with Eric
Forman's journey to Fatso Burger,
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or Eric Forman's journey to
pee behind the Piggly Wiggly,
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which you just saw earlier.
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I'll tell you, being on the road like
this really makes you feel like a man.
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I guess I'll just have to edit
that part out later.
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Okay. I think what
we've learned today
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is that the road can be
a cruel, cruel mistress.
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She caresses your tire with
her asphalt hand one minute,
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punctures it the next.
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But, hey, at least that didn't stop
me from making it out of Point Place.
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I think what we've learned today
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is that the road can be
a cruel, cruel mistress.
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But, hey, at least that didn't stop
me from making it out of Point Place.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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You know, Steven, it's great
we can still hang out.
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We're kind of
like Sonny and Cher.
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We're together
even though we're broken up.
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I'm beautiful,
you're weird-looking.
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Look, they're talking.
Maybe we should...
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Okay, we're going upstairs.
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Why?
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Uh, I just remembered that
I can't be in the basement
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because I'm uncomfortable
below sea level.
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That's the best
you can come up with?
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Just say that we're
going to take a shower.
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Wow.
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You know, I think this is the first time
we've been alone together since, uh...
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Yeah.
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Well, maybe we can use this opportunity
to touch base about our feelings.
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- Or we can watch TV.
- Great! Oh, I love TV.
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Oh, Janie, it's so
hard to be in the same room with you
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because even though
I'm a rough ne'er-do-well,
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my love for you burns
like a fire deep in my soul.
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I feel the same, Clyde,
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and even though we broke up
because you won't marry me,
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I still hope that one day
we'll get back together.
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What are the chances of that?
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Greetings, gentle viewer.
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Road trip update.
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About to change a flat tire,
which, uh...
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Which reminds me
of a little joke.
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How many psychiatrists does
it take to change a flat tire?
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Well, see, first the tire
has to really want to change.
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Good one.
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Anyway, what do you say we
slap a spare tire in this sucker, huh?
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It turns out
there is no spare tire.
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And it's, like,
pitch dark out here.
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Hello? Hello?
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Okay, there's definitely
someone out there,
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and I don't know who, but I
think it's a pretty safe bet to say
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that it's probably a convict
with a hook for a hand.
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Hello? Okay, okay, buddy.
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You come one step closer,
I got a tire iron.
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And I'll just give it to you
if you'll go away.
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Hey, dude.
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What are you doing here, man?
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Leo, what are you doing here?
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It's like the universe wanted
us to find each other, man.
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Yeah.
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So, do I know you, man?
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So, they're
a family of monsters?
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No, they're Munsters.
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And they're living in a
neighborhood of normal people.
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Why don't the neighbors just
get together with some guns
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and go over there and kill them?
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I'm pretty sure they're
saving that for the last episode.
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It's 9:15. Has Eric called?
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- He didn't call you?
- No.
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I thought sure
he would call you.
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He's always
choosing you over me.
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Name one time?
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Prom night.
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Okay, I haven't heard from him,
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and I'm starting to think that
something bad happened to him.
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Red, we have to go look for him.
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Fine.
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Anything's better
than this crap.
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Who wants to see monsters
not get killed?
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- Have you seen the new...
- Did you ever see...
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Go ahead.
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- See, the other day I...
- I saw...
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- You said, "Go ahead."
- Yeah, I said it to be nice.
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My story is much
more interesting.
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Well, go ahead,
because I'm not gonna listen.
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Well, fine then,
'cause I'm not gonna tell you.
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Oh, it's as quiet as a basement
with two former lovers in it.
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I can eat the tension
with a fork.
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Wouldn't you cut
the tension with a knife?
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Why cut it if you're not
gonna eat it?
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No, no, no. Fez, stay. Stay.
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Why don't you tell us
one of those
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charming little stories
about your homeland?
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Well, in my country, instead
of bathrooms, we just...
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He doesn't want to stay
down here with us.
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How would you know
what he wants?
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You don't know
what anybody wants.
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This is so sad.
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You're at each other's throats
because of these unresolved feelings.
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What? No.
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Fez, there are no
unresolved feelings.
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Really? Then why are you so
tense? Why is your foot tapping?
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Why is your foot tapping?
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Because I got rhythm, baby.
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I can never stop
dancing entirely.
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You know what, Leo? This is
my first truck stop and I love it.
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It's like... How did you
find this golden oasis?
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I woke up in
the parking lot once.
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And these truckers,
they're like...
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They seem like great
salt-of-the-earth guys, you know?
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Hey, 10-4, good buddies!
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Oh, crap, they're looking at me.
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No, they're looking at me, man.
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Truckers love me.
They think I'm Bob Seger.
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You know what? These guys
would be the perfect people
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to interview for my movie.
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- Where's your camera?
- Eh, it's so heavy.
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So, Leo, what have you been
doing since you left town?
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Uh, just wandering around
trying to find my place in life.
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Yeah, I've been trying to find
my place in life, too. It's like...
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You know, like,
where do I fit in?
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No, I've been looking
for my house, man.
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You boys need anything else?
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Uh, no, we're just waiting for the
mechanic I met in the parking lot
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to come back with
my spare tire and change.
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Honey, there's no
mechanic around here.
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Uh, no, there is.
It's this skinny guy.
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I gave him 20 bucks
and he just ran off.
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That'd be Earl.
He's a speed freak.
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Oh, my God. Leo, that
was my last 20 bucks.
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It's okay, man, dinner's on me.
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Oh, thanks, you'll pay?
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No, I mean I got
spaghetti sauce all over me.
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Leo, look, be serious, man.
What are we gonna do?
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I got it.
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We'll soak the shirt
in club soda.
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Okay, we're gonna use
my Police Academy training
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to figure out
what happened here.
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First thing I'm gonna need is
for everyone to lie face down
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with your hands
behind your head.
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What if he stopped to take a picture
and he got kidnapped by white slavers?
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They're gonna
kill him. He can't do anything.
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I told him this was
a stupid idea,
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and now we're stuck out here
in the middle of nowhere.
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My foot is shaking, it wants
to kick his ass so bad.
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I never should have
let Eric go on this trip.
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I should have tempted him into
staying home by offering him sex.
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I mean, Scrabble.
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Oh, look, if my baby being safe
depended on you being loose,
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I wouldn't have to worry.
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Okay, I think it's obvious
what happened to Eric.
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We got an abandoned car,
a flat tire
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and footprints heading off
in that direction.
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Ms. Forman, your son's been
kidnapped by coyotes.
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Isn't it more likely
that he had a flat tire,
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couldn't change it himself
and went off to find some help?
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And the
coyotes got him along the way.
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Yeah, now you're
thinking like a cop.
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I can't believe I'm stuck in a
backwoods truck stop with no money.
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You know,
if we don't do something
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this waitress is just gonna
hand us over to these truckers.
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You know, they're all
freaky, sexual deviants.
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Man, woman, animal, they
don't care as long as it's warm.
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Don't worry, man, I've got an
idea how we can pay for this dinner.
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That was a good idea.
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Now, how are we
gonna pay for dinner?
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I think this pretty much
covers your tab.
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But if you're interested, dessert's
on me.
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In that case, you'd better
soak your uniform in club soda.
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You see?
What an awesome night.
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I am partying in the back of a truck
stop with a hippie and a waitress,
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who are now making out.
246
00:14:21,230 --> 00:14:25,947
Wow, the fact that I'm here is
not slowing them down at all.
247
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Good God, woman, you
buttered my toast with that hand.
248
00:14:29,662 --> 00:14:32,083
Okay, enough
pussyfooting around,
249
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which, by the way, does not
mean what I thought it meant.
250
00:14:39,555 --> 00:14:41,099
Why don't you just
get back together?
251
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You know you want to.
252
00:14:42,352 --> 00:14:44,898
I don't even know why you
broke up in the first place.
253
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Because he's an incredibly immature
jerk who can't commit to a future with me.
254
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What she said,
but I agree with me.
255
00:14:54,122 --> 00:14:57,170
Nice rebuttal,
which, by the way,
256
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also does not mean
what I thought it meant.
257
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It's hopeless, okay?
258
00:15:02,430 --> 00:15:04,767
We both wanted different
things out of the relationship.
259
00:15:04,808 --> 00:15:07,313
You just have to remember
the good times,
260
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the things that
brought you together.
261
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:13,157
Jackie, what are some of the
things that Hyde did that you miss?
262
00:15:13,199 --> 00:15:15,661
He never did anything
a boyfriend's supposed to do.
263
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He never bought me a horse.
264
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:20,588
Okay?
265
00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:23,717
He never rented a plane to
spell "I love you" in the sky.
266
00:15:23,759 --> 00:15:27,308
Oh, and he never even
wrote me a single song.
267
00:15:27,349 --> 00:15:29,911
How would you know? You never
stop talking long enough to listen.
268
00:15:31,983 --> 00:15:33,319
Wait, you wrote me a song?
269
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No.
270
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Okay, okay, okay.
Let's try something else.
271
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I want you to think back.
272
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Obviously, there was something
that brought you together.
273
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What was that?
274
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Well, I guess...
275
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I guess I liked the way his scruffy beard
felt on my soft, creamy, porcelain skin.
276
00:15:55,526 --> 00:15:59,073
Yeah, I kind of liked that, too.
277
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I also kind of liked the fact that
she was technically still with Kelso.
278
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And I knew being with him
would piss off my mom.
279
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And all my friends.
280
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Oh, and we had
to keep it a secret.
281
00:16:13,474 --> 00:16:15,436
And I felt kind of
ashamed of myself.
282
00:16:15,478 --> 00:16:16,730
So did I.
283
00:16:18,651 --> 00:16:20,320
I kind of liked that, too.
284
00:16:20,362 --> 00:16:21,780
So did I!
285
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:24,786
Oh, it was just so wrong.
286
00:16:26,373 --> 00:16:28,460
Which is what made it so hot.
287
00:16:31,048 --> 00:16:32,259
So hot.
288
00:16:33,886 --> 00:16:36,140
Oh, Fez, you should
have been there.
289
00:16:38,352 --> 00:16:39,772
Several times I was.
290
00:16:49,456 --> 00:16:51,293
All right, listen,
291
00:16:51,334 --> 00:16:54,674
this type of establishment is
well known to criminals, okay?
292
00:16:54,716 --> 00:16:57,554
So I want you to stay close,
and if there's any trouble,
293
00:16:57,596 --> 00:16:59,808
I'm gonna use you guys
as a human shield.
294
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:07,656
I don't like the looks
of these people.
295
00:17:07,697 --> 00:17:10,535
They seem like they could tease a
polite young man about his sweater
296
00:17:10,577 --> 00:17:12,706
and then laugh
when he starts to cry.
297
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,252
Where is my baby?
298
00:17:16,379 --> 00:17:18,342
See, that's the problem.
299
00:17:18,383 --> 00:17:20,052
Maybe if you
didn't baby Eric so much
300
00:17:20,094 --> 00:17:22,015
he wouldn't have had to leave
to prove himself.
301
00:17:22,056 --> 00:17:27,191
Well, maybe if you hadn't exhausted
him with your sexual demands,
302
00:17:27,232 --> 00:17:30,279
he wouldn't have had to leave
just to get some sleep.
303
00:17:30,321 --> 00:17:33,076
All right, that's enough,
you two.
304
00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:35,038
If Eric's in trouble,
he deserves it
305
00:17:35,079 --> 00:17:37,000
because he should
know better by now.
306
00:17:38,336 --> 00:17:40,674
You sound like
you don't care at all.
307
00:17:40,716 --> 00:17:44,848
It's not a matter of not caring,
it's a matter of not giving a crap.
308
00:17:47,435 --> 00:17:50,817
Hey, Red, they got Rhinestone
Cowboy. Toss me a quarter.
309
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:53,905
Shut up.
310
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:57,286
For your information,
311
00:17:57,328 --> 00:17:59,875
Eric comes after me a lot more
than I go after him.
312
00:18:01,126 --> 00:18:05,008
You know, all you
damn redheads are the same.
313
00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:07,096
You can color it blonde,
but it's still there.
314
00:18:12,940 --> 00:18:15,445
Well, it turns out,
315
00:18:15,486 --> 00:18:18,910
I have a couple problems with being
a traveling documentary filmmaker.
316
00:18:18,951 --> 00:18:21,539
One, the traveling,
it's exhausting.
317
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:26,130
Two, documentaries.
318
00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:29,511
I only like ones that are,
you know, about monkeys.
319
00:18:31,181 --> 00:18:32,810
And three, filmmaking.
320
00:18:32,851 --> 00:18:37,568
If there's no space battles, I mean,
you know, really, what's the point?
321
00:18:37,610 --> 00:18:40,114
I'll tell you something,
this day has not been a waste.
322
00:18:40,156 --> 00:18:43,161
I realized what I really
wanna do with my life
323
00:18:43,202 --> 00:18:45,749
is just get the hell out
of Point Place.
324
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,713
I'm ready to do that.
325
00:18:49,841 --> 00:18:53,597
I really feel like
this trip made me a man.
326
00:18:53,639 --> 00:18:55,016
- Eric!
- Mommy?
327
00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:58,355
- Thank God you're okay.
- Oh, Dad, I'm fine.
328
00:18:58,397 --> 00:19:00,025
Not you, the car.
329
00:19:02,571 --> 00:19:05,493
Eric, your mom
called me a whore.
330
00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:07,121
Only because I was
worried about you,
331
00:19:07,163 --> 00:19:10,460
and because I love you
more than she does.
332
00:19:10,502 --> 00:19:11,587
Worried? What...
333
00:19:11,629 --> 00:19:13,424
What did you guys
think happened?
334
00:19:13,466 --> 00:19:17,306
Well, we figured you were either
dead, alive, or kidnapped by coyotes.
335
00:19:19,184 --> 00:19:22,024
Looks like I was right
on the money.
336
00:19:22,065 --> 00:19:23,902
Hey, I got that
waitress's phone number.
337
00:19:23,943 --> 00:19:25,278
Leo?
338
00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,742
Hey, it's great to see you guys.
339
00:19:27,783 --> 00:19:29,077
It's great to see you, Leo.
340
00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:31,582
So, do I know you, man?
341
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,054
Okay, here's what I think,
342
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,682
you two were hot for each other
343
00:19:40,724 --> 00:19:43,812
when the relationship
was secret, forbidden, taboo.
344
00:19:45,273 --> 00:19:47,527
But when it was out in
the open, the thrill was gone.
345
00:19:47,569 --> 00:19:49,113
It was no longer taboo.
346
00:19:51,117 --> 00:19:52,870
Then you started
pushing for commitment
347
00:19:52,913 --> 00:19:54,749
and you started pulling away.
348
00:20:00,008 --> 00:20:01,510
Hmm.
349
00:20:01,552 --> 00:20:03,389
So how do we move on from here?
350
00:20:03,431 --> 00:20:04,809
Move on?
351
00:20:06,269 --> 00:20:08,816
There will be no moving on.
352
00:20:08,857 --> 00:20:12,572
Your relationship was one of the
sickest freaking things I've ever seen.
353
00:20:12,614 --> 00:20:15,411
You are two deeply disturbed
individuals and your union...
354
00:20:15,453 --> 00:20:17,581
Well, your union
was a blasphemy.
355
00:20:20,295 --> 00:20:23,509
So you're saying
that if we hooked up again,
356
00:20:23,550 --> 00:20:25,179
it'd be even wronger
than before?
357
00:20:27,099 --> 00:20:28,894
It can get wronger?
358
00:20:32,441 --> 00:20:33,568
Well, that's kind of hot.
359
00:20:36,073 --> 00:20:37,995
Fez, I think maybe
you should leave the room now.
360
00:20:38,036 --> 00:20:39,872
Oh, no, no.
You two cannot be together.
361
00:20:39,913 --> 00:20:41,625
I can't watch. I'm leaving.
362
00:20:44,380 --> 00:20:45,841
Hey, who am I kidding?
363
00:20:46,759 --> 00:20:48,220
I can watch all night.
364
00:20:53,312 --> 00:20:54,523
- Hey.
- Hey.
365
00:20:54,565 --> 00:20:56,819
Look who I found
by the side of the road.
366
00:20:56,861 --> 00:20:59,909
Leo. Man, what are you
doing back in town?
367
00:20:59,950 --> 00:21:02,955
I'm not really sure, man.
368
00:21:02,997 --> 00:21:07,255
Yeah, I can't tell if he has
amnesia or if he's just perfectly fine.
369
00:21:09,258 --> 00:21:10,719
Well, I'm glad you're back, man.
370
00:21:10,761 --> 00:21:12,264
Feeling's mutual, man.
371
00:21:13,433 --> 00:21:16,312
Hey, wait a second.
You're Hyde, man.
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00:21:16,980 --> 00:21:17,982
Hey!
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http://hiqve.com/