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Um, I'm here to return these shoes. 66 00:02:40,250 --> 00:02:43,380 - Name? - Donna Pinciotti. 67 00:02:43,421 --> 00:02:45,090 Good heavens, these are for a giant. 68 00:02:47,344 --> 00:02:48,720 Were they too big? 69 00:02:48,762 --> 00:02:51,307 Oh, no, no. The wedding was canceled. 70 00:02:51,349 --> 00:02:53,143 Yeah, the groom said "I don't." 71 00:02:55,605 --> 00:02:57,984 Oh, Donna, how awful. 72 00:02:58,026 --> 00:02:59,236 What? Oh, no, no... 73 00:02:59,278 --> 00:03:02,157 I just know how complete being married has made me, 74 00:03:02,199 --> 00:03:05,203 and I always feel so sad when I see girls your age, 75 00:03:05,245 --> 00:03:09,376 whose window to find that kind of happiness is so, so small. 76 00:03:11,087 --> 00:03:12,463 It is not that small. 77 00:03:14,383 --> 00:03:17,263 Honey, I've seen a lot of girls like you 78 00:03:17,305 --> 00:03:20,267 who wasted years on a guy who never came through, 79 00:03:20,309 --> 00:03:21,685 and before you know it, 80 00:03:21,727 --> 00:03:23,479 you're past your expiration date. 81 00:03:25,608 --> 00:03:28,321 Well, that is not gonna happen to me because 82 00:03:30,073 --> 00:03:32,034 I'm still getting married. 83 00:03:32,076 --> 00:03:35,247 Yeah, see, I canceled the other wedding 'cause I traded in up. 84 00:03:35,999 --> 00:03:36,958 - Him. - Who? 85 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:37,918 - You. - What? 86 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:39,044 Yes. 87 00:03:40,588 --> 00:03:42,549 Uh, this is Eduardo, and he's, um... 88 00:03:44,178 --> 00:03:45,512 A prince. 89 00:03:49,018 --> 00:03:50,561 He's the prince of Mexico. 90 00:03:53,607 --> 00:03:55,652 Well, then we are going to make your wedding 91 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:57,613 the best wedding ever, right, Donna? 92 00:03:59,116 --> 00:04:00,159 Donna? 93 00:04:01,786 --> 00:04:02,872 Apparently, that's you. 94 00:04:02,913 --> 00:04:04,123 Oh, yes. What? Yes. 95 00:04:07,586 --> 00:04:10,424 You just have to come to the big wedding expo this weekend. 96 00:04:10,466 --> 00:04:12,010 Oh, well, that sounds great. 97 00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:13,637 Eduardo and I would love to be there. 98 00:04:16,433 --> 00:04:18,269 Right, Eduardo? 99 00:04:18,311 --> 00:04:20,564 Just a few weeks left to stretch those wings, huh, toots? 100 00:04:23,026 --> 00:04:24,653 Eduardo! 101 00:04:24,695 --> 00:04:26,532 What? Oh, yes, my bride. Yes. 102 00:04:32,582 --> 00:04:34,502 ♪ Hanging out 103 00:04:36,212 --> 00:04:37,797 ♪ Down the street 104 00:04:40,009 --> 00:04:41,636 ♪ The same old thing 105 00:04:43,432 --> 00:04:45,476 ♪ We did last week 106 00:04:46,978 --> 00:04:50,816 ♪ Not a thing to do 107 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:54,573 ♪ But talk to you 108 00:04:54,614 --> 00:04:56,451 ♪ We're all all right 109 00:04:56,492 --> 00:04:58,203 ♪ We're all all right 110 00:04:58,995 --> 00:05:00,831 Hello, Wisconsin! 111 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:09,761 Hey. Oh, uh, Hyde, Angie can't make it 112 00:05:09,803 --> 00:05:12,433 to the movie with you because, uh... 113 00:05:12,475 --> 00:05:14,269 Well, I plumb wore her out. 114 00:05:17,315 --> 00:05:20,820 Kelso, Jackie and I are fighting right now, 115 00:05:20,861 --> 00:05:22,615 and I'm in a really bad mood. 116 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:24,199 So if you don't stop nailing my sister, 117 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:26,282 I'm gonna have to smack you in the head with my car. 118 00:05:27,913 --> 00:05:30,375 Actually, you can't do anything to me, 119 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:32,086 because after you stole Jackie from me, 120 00:05:32,128 --> 00:05:33,547 we made a pact not to interfere 121 00:05:33,589 --> 00:05:35,674 with each other's pursuit of a chick. 122 00:05:39,598 --> 00:05:41,643 I negotiated the pact, 123 00:05:41,683 --> 00:05:43,562 which mainly consisted of Kelso telling me 124 00:05:43,604 --> 00:05:44,980 to tell Hyde to sit on it. 125 00:05:47,317 --> 00:05:48,819 How come you guys always have pacts? 126 00:05:48,861 --> 00:05:49,988 You never give me a pact. 127 00:05:51,573 --> 00:05:52,699 I want a pact. 128 00:05:55,997 --> 00:05:58,334 Well, I would love to stick around and chat, 129 00:05:58,376 --> 00:06:00,127 but I gotta go home and take a shower 130 00:06:00,170 --> 00:06:02,214 'cause Hyde's sister wears a lot of perfume, 131 00:06:02,256 --> 00:06:03,466 and she was all over me. 132 00:06:08,181 --> 00:06:09,559 Freaking pact. 133 00:06:11,186 --> 00:06:12,938 You know, Hyde, 134 00:06:12,980 --> 00:06:15,651 this doesn't have to be a problem. 135 00:06:15,693 --> 00:06:18,029 I happen to know a lot of ways out of a pact, my friend. 136 00:06:20,991 --> 00:06:22,578 That's true. 137 00:06:22,619 --> 00:06:23,930 We once had a pact to get married, 138 00:06:23,954 --> 00:06:25,234 but then he just didn't show up. 139 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:34,029 So you think you can get her to break up with him? 140 00:06:34,053 --> 00:06:35,555 Maybe. 141 00:06:35,597 --> 00:06:37,409 But that would require you and I going into business together, 142 00:06:37,433 --> 00:06:38,767 i.e., forming a pact. 143 00:06:40,688 --> 00:06:42,691 Which would mean 144 00:06:42,733 --> 00:06:43,933 you gotta do something for me. 145 00:06:44,736 --> 00:06:45,777 I don't think so, man. 146 00:06:47,448 --> 00:06:48,658 This is a starter pact. 147 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:52,871 You handle this, 148 00:06:53,831 --> 00:06:54,832 you get a big-boy pact. 149 00:06:57,837 --> 00:06:59,466 I don't know, Eric, the starter pact. 150 00:06:59,507 --> 00:07:01,152 I mean, that sounds a lot like training wheels, 151 00:07:01,176 --> 00:07:02,936 and you were on those for a really long time. 152 00:07:06,850 --> 00:07:08,103 Stacy, hi. 153 00:07:08,145 --> 00:07:10,482 Donna, welcome. 154 00:07:10,523 --> 00:07:12,985 Here is your bride-to-be sash. 155 00:07:14,571 --> 00:07:16,031 And a tiara. 156 00:07:18,368 --> 00:07:19,368 Can I get a sash? 157 00:07:21,331 --> 00:07:22,412 What do you do with a sash? 158 00:07:23,542 --> 00:07:24,623 I don't care. I want a sash. 159 00:07:27,923 --> 00:07:30,679 Welcome to the beginning of a whole new life. 160 00:07:31,846 --> 00:07:35,143 Wow, this really is a whole new life. 161 00:07:36,854 --> 00:07:38,648 Oh, did you get some champagne, too? 162 00:07:38,691 --> 00:07:41,319 Oh, I can't. I'm six months pregnant. 163 00:07:41,361 --> 00:07:43,155 Can't you tell? I'm huge. 164 00:07:46,535 --> 00:07:47,870 She's perfect. 165 00:07:49,079 --> 00:07:51,249 Now, Eduardo, you'll have no say 166 00:07:51,292 --> 00:07:53,754 in any of the decisions about your wedding, 167 00:07:53,796 --> 00:07:55,255 so go sit in the grooms' lounge. 168 00:07:57,467 --> 00:07:58,469 Oh, goody, new friends. 169 00:08:00,889 --> 00:08:02,350 Hey. 170 00:08:02,392 --> 00:08:03,392 Hey. 171 00:08:05,563 --> 00:08:06,815 Hey. 172 00:08:10,654 --> 00:08:12,948 Oh, perfect, everyone's here. 173 00:08:15,536 --> 00:08:17,664 Wow, look at all of us 174 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:18,947 just "pact" right in here, huh? 175 00:08:20,711 --> 00:08:22,254 Mom, Dad, you remember Angie. 176 00:08:23,339 --> 00:08:24,758 Of course they remember me. 177 00:08:24,799 --> 00:08:26,802 I'm the only black girl in town. Hello. 178 00:08:28,805 --> 00:08:31,685 Funny thing about Angie, she dates Kelso. 179 00:08:31,727 --> 00:08:32,936 - Oh, honey. - Tough break. 180 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:39,822 So, anyone have any stories about Angie's new boyfriend 181 00:08:39,864 --> 00:08:41,867 and some of his crazy antics? 182 00:08:41,909 --> 00:08:45,622 What do you want? I got one with water, one with fire, 183 00:08:45,663 --> 00:08:47,374 one where he burned himself under water. 184 00:08:49,586 --> 00:08:51,964 Oh, okay, 185 00:08:52,005 --> 00:08:53,006 I got a good one. 186 00:08:58,809 --> 00:09:00,530 Michael, what are you doing with my blender? 187 00:09:01,813 --> 00:09:03,398 Don't worry, it's not what you think. 188 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:04,776 I'm making a blender rocket. 189 00:09:09,866 --> 00:09:11,535 I couldn't have daiquiris for a week. 190 00:09:14,289 --> 00:09:15,291 I've got a better one. 191 00:09:18,671 --> 00:09:19,857 Kelso, it's 6:00 in the morning. 192 00:09:19,881 --> 00:09:21,121 Someone glue you to the fridge? 193 00:09:22,259 --> 00:09:23,259 No. 194 00:09:25,054 --> 00:09:27,475 Kelso, did you glue yourself to the fridge? 195 00:09:30,396 --> 00:09:31,439 Yes. 196 00:09:41,913 --> 00:09:42,957 Thanks, man. 197 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:48,924 Why does he glue himself to stuff? 198 00:09:48,966 --> 00:09:50,300 Because he's a big dumb-dumb. 199 00:09:52,345 --> 00:09:53,472 Next. 200 00:09:53,514 --> 00:09:54,640 Okay, I got one. 201 00:09:59,940 --> 00:10:01,609 Donna, check it out. 202 00:10:01,651 --> 00:10:02,819 I invented car skiing. 203 00:10:09,955 --> 00:10:12,375 Hit it, toots. 204 00:10:12,417 --> 00:10:14,312 You know, if there's anything he should have glued himself to, 205 00:10:14,336 --> 00:10:16,006 it was probably the top of that car. 206 00:10:17,632 --> 00:10:20,094 Steven, why are you doing this? 207 00:10:21,597 --> 00:10:23,391 Doing what? Forman's doing it. 208 00:10:26,228 --> 00:10:27,940 Clearly, you're in charge. 209 00:10:27,981 --> 00:10:29,734 Whoa. It's my pact, I... 210 00:10:29,776 --> 00:10:31,361 Why wouldn't you think I'm in charge? 211 00:10:34,115 --> 00:10:36,827 Oh, it's probably because of your narrow shoulders, honey. 212 00:10:39,248 --> 00:10:42,127 They just don't shout "leader," you know. 213 00:10:47,970 --> 00:10:50,014 Oh, and Jim raises a lipstick. 214 00:10:50,056 --> 00:10:51,515 Pretty confident, huh, Jim? 215 00:10:59,988 --> 00:11:01,697 That's right, I am all in. 216 00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:10,753 Okay, read 'em and weep. 217 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:13,381 Two, four, six, eight, ten. 218 00:11:19,432 --> 00:11:20,809 All evens. 219 00:11:22,979 --> 00:11:25,358 Stacy, this is so much fun. 220 00:11:25,399 --> 00:11:27,003 You know, I never thought I'd end up here. 221 00:11:27,027 --> 00:11:28,946 Steven never once discussed marriage. 222 00:11:28,988 --> 00:11:30,032 Steven? 223 00:11:31,909 --> 00:11:33,537 My butler, he is so uppity. 224 00:11:36,875 --> 00:11:38,044 Eduardo, where's my purse? 225 00:11:38,669 --> 00:11:39,796 I was mugged. 226 00:11:43,592 --> 00:11:45,762 Donna, come to my cousin's wedding this weekend 227 00:11:45,804 --> 00:11:46,890 and check out her band. 228 00:11:46,931 --> 00:11:48,266 All right, we'll be there. 229 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:50,019 No, we won't, Donna. 230 00:11:50,061 --> 00:11:51,228 It's insane. 231 00:11:54,902 --> 00:11:57,780 Excuse me, my fiancee told me I have to give this back. 232 00:12:12,094 --> 00:12:13,260 Angie just broke up with me. 233 00:12:13,930 --> 00:12:15,098 No. 234 00:12:16,183 --> 00:12:17,350 I don't know what happened. 235 00:12:17,392 --> 00:12:18,954 She just dumped me, like, out of nowhere, 236 00:12:18,978 --> 00:12:20,379 and I was gonna take her car skiing. 237 00:12:24,237 --> 00:12:25,437 I need a hug from your mother. 238 00:12:28,283 --> 00:12:30,162 Take off the training wheels, buddy, 239 00:12:30,204 --> 00:12:32,999 'cause it looks like somebody's ready for his big-boy pact. 240 00:12:35,044 --> 00:12:36,755 Now, if you'll excuse me, 241 00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:38,423 I have to go pull Kelso off my mother. 242 00:12:46,393 --> 00:12:48,414 Jackie, we're not really going to this wedding, are we? 243 00:12:48,438 --> 00:12:51,317 I have to, Fez. It feels so good to be a fiancee. 244 00:12:53,863 --> 00:12:56,159 But you're not a fiancee. 245 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,138 You're a super cute high school girl that I've been spying on 246 00:12:58,162 --> 00:12:59,883 through a window for three-and-a-half years. 247 00:13:01,959 --> 00:13:03,334 Isn't that enough? 248 00:13:04,629 --> 00:13:06,757 Hey, what's up? 249 00:13:06,799 --> 00:13:07,842 Nothing. 250 00:13:13,058 --> 00:13:14,351 Usually when I ask that question, 251 00:13:14,393 --> 00:13:16,474 you don't stop talking till I pretend to fall asleep. 252 00:13:18,149 --> 00:13:20,027 Ah, well, not today. 253 00:13:20,945 --> 00:13:22,197 You look guilty. 254 00:13:24,407 --> 00:13:25,910 What did you do? Fez, what did she do? 255 00:13:27,705 --> 00:13:29,791 Oh, I wasn't listening. 256 00:13:29,833 --> 00:13:31,752 I was thinking about this prince named Eduardo 257 00:13:31,794 --> 00:13:32,920 and his lunatic queen. 258 00:13:35,508 --> 00:13:37,261 Seriously, Steven, everything's fine. 259 00:13:38,762 --> 00:13:41,099 All right, but I'm telling you, 260 00:13:41,141 --> 00:13:42,643 there's gonna be hell to pay 261 00:13:42,685 --> 00:13:44,846 if you've donated all my clothes to the Goodwill again. 262 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,698 Now we're lying to Hyde. 263 00:13:51,740 --> 00:13:53,034 This is messed up, woman. 264 00:13:56,248 --> 00:13:58,041 Fez, I know it's a little crazy, 265 00:13:58,083 --> 00:13:59,793 but what if this is all I get? 266 00:13:59,835 --> 00:14:02,339 I mean, what if Steven never wants to settle down? 267 00:14:02,382 --> 00:14:03,925 What if I never get a real wedding 268 00:14:03,966 --> 00:14:06,679 or real happiness or real anything? 269 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:09,432 What if I'm just living in my pink bedroom alone forever? 270 00:14:16,110 --> 00:14:17,444 Fine, I'll go. 271 00:14:19,573 --> 00:14:21,618 But please remember, you're never alone in there. 272 00:14:30,423 --> 00:14:32,092 I called Angie, like, 20 times, 273 00:14:32,134 --> 00:14:34,595 and she won't even answer the phone. 274 00:14:34,637 --> 00:14:36,398 Wow, I guess something really turned her off. 275 00:14:39,685 --> 00:14:43,024 Something incredibly powerful. 276 00:14:48,950 --> 00:14:50,410 All right. 277 00:14:50,452 --> 00:14:52,204 So I've narrowed it down to two reasons 278 00:14:52,246 --> 00:14:54,416 why Angie might have broken up with me. 279 00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:56,127 She's either a lesbian or a robot. 280 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:01,927 Come on, man, it's just a girl. You'll get over it. 281 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,305 Hey, do something for you. 282 00:15:04,389 --> 00:15:05,516 Take up smoking. 283 00:15:07,519 --> 00:15:10,148 I don't wanna get over it. I just want Angie back. I'm going home. 284 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:17,450 Wow, he really liked her. 285 00:15:17,492 --> 00:15:18,910 I feel like I kicked a puppy. 286 00:15:21,414 --> 00:15:24,252 Well, this is what happens when you get into a pact with Eric Forman, 287 00:15:25,962 --> 00:15:27,923 complete and utter devastation. 288 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:35,642 What? 289 00:15:40,608 --> 00:15:42,987 So, Fez, what do you think? Do you like my dress? 290 00:15:43,030 --> 00:15:45,700 Yeah, it's okay, but you know what would be more appropriate? 291 00:15:45,742 --> 00:15:46,742 A straitjacket. 292 00:15:49,121 --> 00:15:50,582 Because you're a Looney Tune. 293 00:15:52,335 --> 00:15:53,587 - But, Fez... - I said cuckoo! 294 00:15:57,801 --> 00:15:59,220 Donna, Eduardo, 295 00:15:59,262 --> 00:16:00,764 I want you to meet my cousin, Janie. 296 00:16:00,805 --> 00:16:02,183 - Hi. - Hi. 297 00:16:02,225 --> 00:16:04,311 It is so nice to see two people declare their love 298 00:16:04,353 --> 00:16:05,938 in such an expensive way. 299 00:16:08,317 --> 00:16:10,194 So, Janie, you are looking good. 300 00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:13,616 What are you doing later? 301 00:16:13,657 --> 00:16:15,286 Um, going on my honeymoon. 302 00:16:16,538 --> 00:16:17,622 You play hard-to-get. 303 00:16:19,375 --> 00:16:20,626 I play hard-to-get-rid-of. 304 00:16:25,301 --> 00:16:27,095 FYI. For your wedding, Donna, 305 00:16:27,137 --> 00:16:30,849 tables one and two, where we are sitting, are the popular tables. 306 00:16:30,891 --> 00:16:33,646 Tables five and up are for friends you have to invite 307 00:16:33,687 --> 00:16:35,356 and relatives who drive trucks. 308 00:16:37,986 --> 00:16:39,529 We are gonna get caught. 309 00:16:39,571 --> 00:16:41,073 Oh, no, we're not, Fez, okay? 310 00:16:41,115 --> 00:16:42,909 No one knows us here. We'll be fine. Come on. 311 00:16:46,290 --> 00:16:49,294 I can't believe they put us at table seven. 312 00:16:50,796 --> 00:16:54,302 I went to high school with the bride's mother. 313 00:16:54,344 --> 00:16:57,556 That's it, I'm milking the open bar as punishment. 314 00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:01,150 Well, hell, we could have stayed home for that. 315 00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:04,023 Hey, Donna, 316 00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:07,461 I'm not wearing any underwear under this. 317 00:17:09,740 --> 00:17:12,119 Does that... Does that turn you on? 318 00:17:14,039 --> 00:17:15,081 No, 319 00:17:16,834 --> 00:17:18,086 that only works when I do it. 320 00:17:18,128 --> 00:17:20,089 Ooh. 321 00:17:20,131 --> 00:17:22,212 Well, sucks to be the next guy to rent this tux, huh? 322 00:17:31,523 --> 00:17:34,236 All right, Angie, here's the deal. 323 00:17:34,277 --> 00:17:36,298 I did want everybody to tell you those stories about Kelso, 324 00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:38,157 and that was wrong, 325 00:17:38,199 --> 00:17:40,745 'cause he really likes you, so you have to take him back. 326 00:17:41,996 --> 00:17:43,541 Steven, this is so unlike you. 327 00:17:46,420 --> 00:17:49,383 Well, a friend of mine sent me a really big baggie from Hawaii. 328 00:17:54,181 --> 00:17:55,784 So I'm gonna be saying all sorts of crazy stuff 329 00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,008 over the next couple of weeks. 330 00:17:59,230 --> 00:18:02,694 Well, I didn't break up with Michael because of the stories. 331 00:18:02,736 --> 00:18:05,239 I broke up with him because I saw it was bothering you, 332 00:18:06,366 --> 00:18:07,744 and we have a business to run. 333 00:18:09,370 --> 00:18:12,417 Look, just do me a favor and take him back. 334 00:18:14,378 --> 00:18:15,546 I'll think about it. 335 00:18:15,588 --> 00:18:17,882 Oh, man, Hyde, 336 00:18:17,924 --> 00:18:19,885 it is not easy doing it on your desk. 337 00:18:24,727 --> 00:18:26,487 Okay, so I may have already thought about it. 338 00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:29,817 He's so good-looking. 339 00:18:33,531 --> 00:18:35,117 Crap, it's Stacy Wanamaker. 340 00:18:36,118 --> 00:18:38,037 Damn, I do wanna make her... 341 00:18:40,082 --> 00:18:42,961 Uh, go to beauty school 'cause she's ugly. 342 00:18:46,883 --> 00:18:48,845 You look familiar. Do I know you? 343 00:18:50,807 --> 00:18:53,644 Um, yeah, hi. I'm Donna Pinciotti. 344 00:18:54,061 --> 00:18:55,061 Donna. 345 00:18:55,897 --> 00:18:58,109 Donna, she says she's Donna. 346 00:18:58,151 --> 00:18:59,319 - Donna! - Donna! 347 00:18:59,361 --> 00:19:00,863 - Donna! - Donna! 348 00:19:03,492 --> 00:19:04,661 Eduardo. 349 00:19:06,706 --> 00:19:08,248 No, she's Donna. 350 00:19:10,460 --> 00:19:11,754 Why would you lie? 351 00:19:12,547 --> 00:19:14,132 Are you even engaged? 352 00:19:20,684 --> 00:19:23,085 Well, I can't believe a prince was taken in by a common liar. 353 00:19:28,445 --> 00:19:30,490 - Hey. - Hey, how was the wedding? 354 00:19:31,868 --> 00:19:34,329 Well, the service was beautiful, 355 00:19:34,371 --> 00:19:36,123 the flowers were gorgeous, 356 00:19:36,165 --> 00:19:38,043 and your girlfriend was a humiliating wackadoo. 357 00:19:41,506 --> 00:19:42,508 Jackie was there? 358 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,931 Are we still walking from the car? 359 00:19:50,102 --> 00:19:51,938 This is taking forever. 360 00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:01,202 - Hey. - Hey. 361 00:20:01,244 --> 00:20:03,805 I thought you'd be on a plane back to Prince Eduardo Land by now. 362 00:20:07,253 --> 00:20:09,213 Donna's mouth is as big as her feet. 363 00:20:11,049 --> 00:20:13,638 Jackie, what the hell were you thinking? 364 00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:16,141 Look, Steven, I know it's a crazy thing to do. It's just... 365 00:20:17,601 --> 00:20:19,019 I wanted to know what it was like 366 00:20:19,061 --> 00:20:21,356 to be planning a life and a wedding and everything. 367 00:20:21,398 --> 00:20:23,568 I mean, that's all I've ever wanted. 368 00:20:23,610 --> 00:20:26,005 And I was starting to think it was never gonna happen with you. 369 00:20:26,029 --> 00:20:28,409 My God, are we back on this again? 370 00:20:28,451 --> 00:20:30,746 Why can't you just be happy with what we've got? 371 00:20:30,788 --> 00:20:33,541 Because I'm not, Steven. 372 00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:37,005 Okay, look, I need to know that we have a future together. 373 00:20:37,046 --> 00:20:39,819 Can't you just give me some kind of sign or just a tiny glimmer of hope 374 00:20:39,843 --> 00:20:41,804 that maybe some day we'll get married? 375 00:20:41,846 --> 00:20:43,598 Jackie, I don't know. 376 00:20:44,850 --> 00:20:46,727 My God, that's all you ever say. 377 00:20:46,769 --> 00:20:48,355 Please, Steven, please just say anything 378 00:20:48,396 --> 00:20:50,399 besides "I don't know." Anything else. 379 00:20:53,530 --> 00:20:56,033 - I don't know. - Okay. 380 00:20:56,074 --> 00:20:58,286 Well, then I can't be with you anymore. 381 00:20:58,328 --> 00:21:00,999 Jackie, don't threaten me, okay? It's not gonna work. 382 00:21:01,876 --> 00:21:03,418 I'm not threatening you, Steven. 383 00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:05,046 I can't waste any more of my time on you 384 00:21:05,087 --> 00:21:06,590 if it's not gonna happen for us. 385 00:21:11,222 --> 00:21:13,058 Okay, well, at least now I know. 386 00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:23,866 Janie. 387 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,996 Janie? 388 00:21:27,038 --> 00:21:29,541 Has anyone seen the bride? The limo's waiting 389 00:21:29,583 --> 00:21:31,544 and the groom's gonna pass out any second. 390 00:21:34,381 --> 00:21:35,592 Janie? 391 00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:44,271 Janie, what are you doing? 392 00:21:44,312 --> 00:21:46,513 What are you doing? 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