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I think we have a really
big shoplifting problem.
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I just did inventory and
there are 30 records missing.
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Oh, Angie, I forgot to tell you,
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I moved those to the annexe,
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otherwise known as my house.
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Excuse me, Mr. Record Store
Big Shot, I need some help.
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Where can I find something
by Bette Midler?
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Well, we don't
have any Bette Midler,
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but may I suggest
something even better?
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Perhaps a little Sex Pistols?
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Sex Pistols?
Well, that's terrible.
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Guns don't belong
in the bedroom.
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They agree, and a lot of
their songs are about just that.
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And they deliver their message
with a smooth, mellow sound.
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So it's like easy listening.
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Well, they're not hard to hear.
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Steven, the store is great.
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I'm proud of you.
Thank you.
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Whoa, Hyde, I want you
to really savor this moment.
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Red's only nice
every 75 years. Yeah.
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He's kind of like the Halley's
Comet of compliments.
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I got one the first time
I used the potty and...
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Yeah, since then, nothing.
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What am I supposed to do?
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Compliment you every
time you go to the can?
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See?
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All these kids, wasting
their money on records.
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You'd think they could be down
at my muffler shop buying mufflers.
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You're all stupid.
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If you want, I could plug your
store on my next radio show.
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That'd be great, and tell
them I'm giving away calendars.
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Okay. Well,
the only problem is
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I don't know how many
people will hear it.
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I used to think I
had a lot of listeners
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'cause I had a lot of call-ins.
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But it turns out it was just one
crazy guy doing different voices.
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You may know him as Fez.
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Fez, just tell me your secret.
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Just kiss me.
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I'm not doing that.
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Then I'm not
telling you my secret.
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Just tell me.
Just kiss me.
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Ugh!
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Big news from the salon,
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I just shampooed Marie, who
waits tables at the coffee shop.
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Well, that is big news.
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She served pie at 1:00 a.m. to
Kelso and Hyde's sister, Angie.
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And Kelso took the pie and
fed it to Angie, and she liked it.
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Oh, my God.
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This isn't good. Steven
is gonna lose his mind.
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I can't believe Angie
went out with Kelso.
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What? Angie went out
with Kelso?
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What?
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Don't you "what" me,
you know what you did.
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It was $10, I'll put
it back in the register.
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No, not that.
You went out with Kelso.
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Look, in my town
there are two rules.
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One, don't date Kelso.
Two, don't date Kelso.
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Yeah, it even says that on the
sign when you drive into town.
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"Welcome to Point Place.
Don't date Kelso."
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The high school band
spells that out during half time.
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Look, I'm not dating Michael.
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We went out one time, but
it's not gonna happen again.
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I need a guy who
can eat a breadstick
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without pretending
it's a cigar first.
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Okay, the thing is, Angie,
Michael's like chocolate cake, okay?
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It looks good in the bakery,
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but when you take it home,
it sleeps with all your friends.
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Yeah.
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Hey, Donna,
what kind of food am I?
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I don't know,
I guess, a Twizzler.
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What?
No, it's a good thing.
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You can have a lot of them
and not even notice.
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You're just gonna sit
there and take that?
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Of course you are.
You're a Twizzler.
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Are you closed yet or what?
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I've been waiting in the
parking lot for, like, forever.
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I didn't see you out there.
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That's 'cause I was hiding
in the bushes by your car.
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I figured when I jumped out,
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you'd be so relieved it was me
that you'd go out with me again.
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Why didn't you just ask me out?
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I don't know.
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I was gonna but you're so
pretty and successful and...
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Plus, I kind of like
hiding in the bushes.
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Michael, I appreciate the offer,
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but I'm not sure you're my type.
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"Not your type"? I'm like
ketchup, I go good on everything.
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Yeah, well, thanks anyways.
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Okay, all right.
Look, Angie,
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I really want to go out
with you again, okay?
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And I got about 50 lines that
I could throw at you right now,
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but I don't
wanna do that because
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I don't want you
to go out with me
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because of some line.
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I want you to go
out with me 'cause
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you like me as
much as I like you.
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Are you telling me
that's not a line?
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Well, it's not now, but if it
works, I can add it to the list.
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Okay, you know what?
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Let's go get a drink,
but just one drink.
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Ready for that drink now?
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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You know, I'm not sure
these Sex Pistols are for me.
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Look, this fella's
name is Johnny Rotten.
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You'd think he'd change
that for show business.
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Mrs. Forman?
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Okay, Steven just found out
Michael went out with his sister,
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so I need to think of
something to do to cheer him up.
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Well, I do know Steven loves
peanut butter chocolate chip cookies.
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So I go buy those?
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No, Jackie, you make them.
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So I hire someone to make them?
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No, you have to make them
with your own two hands.
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I'll pay you $20 to make them.
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Only you can put in the love,
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that is the real
secret ingredient.
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$30.
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Will you two hens stop clucking?
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Donna's back on the radio.
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Okay, that was
the Thursday rock block
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and you're listening to the
new and improved Hot Donna.
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Now with hair
like strands of gold.
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And if you're driving home
and things are a little loud,
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stop by the Forman
& Son muffler shop,
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where they're also
giving away calendars.
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She said "Forman" on the radio.
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We're gonna have to change
our phone number.
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You know,
that Donna is a great girl.
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I can't believe
that Eric wouldn't marry her.
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When I get back home,
I'm gonna kick him in the ass.
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And now, Love You
Inside Out by the Bee Gees,
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going out to Jackie Burkhart
from Steven Hyde.
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Oh, see now, Steven loves me
and wants everyone to know it.
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Requested by Jackie Burkhart.
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Okay, Fez, I'll play
you one more game.
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But just so you know,
this "honk, honk" is a foul.
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Hey, guys.
Hey, Angie.
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I need to talk to you
guys about something.
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Oh, God, you didn't go out
with Kelso again, did you?
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No, I was on my way
to going out with him
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but then we got interrupted
by me sleeping with him.
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What?
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Well, at least they didn't
go out. Wait a minute.
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I need some advice.
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My advice is, go back in time
and don't sleep with Kelso.
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Yeah, but you need
a time machine.
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The only person
working on that is Kelso.
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He says if you want to use it,
you have to sleep with him.
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So you're kind of
back where you started.
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Here's the thing.
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I don't know if you guys have
noticed, but I'm kind of, you know...
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Bitchy?
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I was gonna say
"uptight," but fine.
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I never relax and laugh, and
with Michael that's all we do.
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Except for the sex.
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Although I did laugh,
you know, during.
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Actually, it was more of
a giggle of appreciation.
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Okay. I'm not sure you know
what you're getting yourself into.
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Kelso has a baby
with another woman.
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Yeah, he told me.
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Damn.
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I thought that would
run you off for sure.
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Let me try. I'm the
master at running girls off.
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You think he's good in bed, huh?
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How do you think
he got that good?
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Practice, practice, practice.
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Cheerleader, cheerleader,
cheerleader's mother.
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Hey, Fez, check out
this nudie calendar.
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Uh-oh.
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Is this the calendar
Red's giving away?
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It's just pictures of
half-naked girls posing by cars.
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That's a disgrace.
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I'll dispose of that.
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No, I'll take it.
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We'll never get it back now.
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It's going in the box
with my "naked lady" pen,
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and my "I Got Crabs
in Louisiana" T-shirt.
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Thank you for
helping me, Mrs. Forman.
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Steven is gonna
love these cookies.
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Okay, now start by cracking
a couple of eggs into the bowl.
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I can't touch an egg.
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Why not?
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'Cause it came out
of a chicken butt.
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Honey, they wash it.
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Well, wash it all you want,
it still came out of a butt.
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All right, so I've been thinking
about Donna's "Twizzler" remark.
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Maybe it's not so bad. I
mean, yes, it is candy but,
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you know, you bite both
ends off, you got a straw.
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It's a metaphor for versatility.
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No, I think it's
a metaphor for you
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being long, skinny,
bendy and floppy.
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Hey, Hyde.
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Why are you smiling?
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I don't know.
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Talk to Angie today?
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No!
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Oh, yeah!
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I have officially nailed
everyone in this room's sister.
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Hey, Hyde, Kelso and Angie...
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You already know.
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Hyde, allow me to be
the first to welcome you
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to the
Kelso-had-sex-with-my-sister club.
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There's no
handshake or passwords.
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There's really just shame.
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Damn it, Kelso.
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My sister's been
in town for a month,
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you've already slept with her.
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This is why I keep my sister
10,000 miles away in a jungle.
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Believe me,
if things don't work out
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with Angie,
I'm on the next flight out.
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Hey, Hyde, remember
how you kept bringing it up
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when Kelso nailed my sister?
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I never understood why,
but now I get it.
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It's fun.
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So guess what?
Kelso nailed your sister.
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Oh, and another thing,
Kelso nailed your sister.
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Shut up, you little Twizzler.
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Sticks and stones
may break my bones,
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but Kelso nailed your sister.
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Okay, I know you can do this.
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An egg is not just something
that comes out of a butt.
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It's a life source, it's
beautiful, so pick it up.
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Why don't you do it?
You're a nurse.
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You mess around with
butts all the time.
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Just pick up the freaking egg,
you spoiled brat.
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Donna's back on the radio,
maybe she'll mention my shop again.
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Okay, now it's time
for a new segment on my show.
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What's on your mind, Hot Donna?
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When I agreed to promote
the Forman & Son calendar,
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I had no idea that
it was just pages
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of half-naked women
straddling drive shafts.
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Which is wrong.
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Wrong, because
cars get very hot.
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So if they were
to do these things,
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they would easily
burn their thighs.
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That's right.
Forman & Son Mufflers
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is promoting
the burning of women.
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What is she talking about?
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Now, I would call for a boycott,
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but girls never go
down to these places,
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so I call for a going-down-there-
and-yelling-at-them
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cott.
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Oh, great. Now I've gotta
go back down to the shop
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before those hairy-ass
feminists tear the place down.
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Okay.
Now, I would like to hear
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from some pissed-off feminists.
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You're on
the air with Hot Donna.
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Or, should I say,
Hot-under-the-collar Donna.
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Donna Pinciotti, you
should be ashamed of yourself.
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Suddenly you think women
shouldn't be looked at.
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Well, I've seen your outfits,
Miss Lady Tank Top.
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Mrs. Forman, this isn't
about me, it's about society.
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No, it's about Red, who's
been like a second father to you,
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and now finally he has
something to be proud of
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and you're forcing your
weirdo hippie politics on it.
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It's just a couple of
greased-up broads on a Chevy.
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Get over it.
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Steven, I can't believe you
thought I'd like these Sex Pistols.
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I don't want anything
this loud and crabby
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in my house if I'm
not married to it.
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I'm sorry, Mrs. Forman.
I'll make it up to you.
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Have you ever heard of a band
called Judas Priest?
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Well, that's what
Judas needed, a priest.
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Are they spiritual?
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I listen to them every Sunday.
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Hey, Fez, you're the
candy expert in these parts.
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Okay, do you think
I'm a Twizzler?
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Well, you're no Hershey's
Special Dark like your friend Fez.
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Okay, well, then how
do I un-Twizzle myself?
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Well, you need to become
richer, more chocolaty.
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I don't know, just show Donna
who's boss. Take her like a man.
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I tried that once in bed, but
all I got was a sprained wrist.
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FYI, advice in Playboy,
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not always practical if you
can't overpower your woman.
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Oh, hey, Hyde, how's it
going with the store
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and Kelso nailing your sister?
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Steven,
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stop turning the Pat Boone
albums into Pat Boner albums.
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Okay, you need to stop sleeping
with Kelso, okay? It's embarrassing.
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And if you catch something,
we don't have medical.
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It's not embarrassing. He really
likes me, and I really like him.
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You don't even know him.
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You do realize he
has a really bad
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track record with women, right?
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Look, I just don't
want to see you get hurt.
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Oh, my God!
That's so sweet.
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I finally feel
like I have a brother.
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Oh, Hyde has a sister
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who got nailed by Kelso.
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Mr. Forman, Mrs. Forman
really yelled at me.
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And I feel bad about what I said
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on the radio and
I'd like to apologize.
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Don't worry about it.
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People have been
coming in non-stop
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since you talked
about the calendars.
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I cannot believe all the
disgusting perverts in this town,
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who listen to my show.
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Hey, pervs, I'm Hot Donna.
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Dad?
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You're with the pervs?
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I'm just here to support Red.
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I see that calendar,
put it down.
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No, I won't put it down.
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You're the kid and I'm the dad,
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and I will have
my fantasy ladies.
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Fine, Dad, but you
won't have my respect.
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One more woman who
doesn't respect me.
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That camel's back
broke long ago.
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Okay, this is Hot Donna
back at the mic...
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I'm a Twizzler?
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I'm a Twizzler?
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Uh-uh.
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I'm a man.
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Now you put on Free Bird
'cause we're gonna do it for 13 minutes.
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Hey, Eric, what do you do when
you have two pieces of wood
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and want them to stick together?
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Oh, you nail it.
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It's easy, it's kind of like how
Kelso nailed Hyde's sister.
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But I don't know if
I can find a piece of wood
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that's as slutty
as Hyde's sister.
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You guys been
working on this a while?
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About as long as Kelso's
been working on your sister.
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Stop it. Stop it. Everybody stop
it. Steven, don't listen to them.
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Okay, I knew you were having a
hard time, so I baked you these cookies.
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Oh.
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Ow!
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Are they no good?
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No, no, they're good.
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I'll just suck on them.
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Oh, forget it, I've ruined them.
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They didn't make you
feel better at all.
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Oh, hey, Jackie, you
know who did feel better?
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Hyde's sister
after Kelso nailed her.
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Give me those.
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Hey, Angie.
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After you close up do you
want to watch me eat a pizza?
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Look, Michael, I'm not sure
we should see each other again.
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A lot of people
have told me you're not
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very serious about
the women you date.
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A lot of people.
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A lot, a lot.
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Everybody.
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Okay, here's the thing
about those stories.
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They're all true.
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I've made a lot of mistakes
in my past, okay?
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And I could tell
you that I've changed
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but I would
rather just show you.
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So why don't we start
off slow as friends?
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My other friends do
not let me do that.
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Just do me one favor?
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Anything.
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Just don't tell Hyde.
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No, I gotta tell Hyde.
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Okay, I've got my candles,
I've got my bubbles,
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and I've got my soothing,
spiritual, Judas Priest music.
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