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Man, I can't believe
Thanksgiving's tomorrow.
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It's that special time of
year, I like to give thanks,
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get Fez drunk and dress him up
like a lady pilgrim.
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Well, the joke's on you
because this year,
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I'm getting into the dress
before I get drunk.
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Ah, touche.
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Well, so long as it happens.
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I had Thanksgiving dinner last
night with Brooke and the baby
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so I could be here tonight
for Fez and the dress.
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Hey, guys, I got something really
different planned for Thanksgiving.
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But instead of telling you about
it, I'm gonna let it wash over you.
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But, Eric, maybe you can let
some soap and water wash over you.
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'Cause since you've been out
of work, you're a little bummy.
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♪ Welcome to
the grand illusion
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♪ Come on in
and see what's happening
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♪ Pay the price
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♪ Get your tickets
for the show ♪
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Is that Styx?
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And they just announced
a concert Thanksgiving night.
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Now, if we camp out for tickets,
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by tomorrow we could be
watching five guys in spandex suits
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shaking their hair sweat
on teenage girls.
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Forman, even if I liked Styx,
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which would mean
I was born without ears,
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I still can't go.
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My dad wants me and Angie to open
the record store by midnight tomorrow.
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Oh, man, Angie is so pretty.
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You know, looking at Angie
is like looking at
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something else pretty.
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Well said.
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Donna, you in for Styx?
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Eric, I'm a deejay. I can't
be seen at a Styx concert.
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It's in my contract.
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Well, Fez, what do you say,
my man from another land?
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Eric, where I come from,
we have a saying.
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Yuck, Styx.
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Remember, kids, music is joy,
comfort, a Band-Aid for a wounded soul.
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And if you get people to believe that
crap, you're gonna sell a lot of records.
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- Here are the keys
to the store.
- Thank you.
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I just figure whoever hasn't been
in prison should hold the keys.
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I thought you'd do that, so
I made an extra set for you.
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- Everybody gets keys.
- Thank you.
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Yeah, you don't know me
very well,
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but you're gonna have to make
three of everything.
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I'm starting to get you
a little bit. You're funny.
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All right, well, as co-manager
of this record store,
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my first order is
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a pizza.
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Are you crazy?
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We have to start
unloading records.
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Hey, look, I don't know
about these other jokers,
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but I am here to help.
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So if you need to get anything
off of one of these high shelves,
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I'll be happy to
watch you reach for it.
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All right, guys, we got a ton of
boxes to unpack, posters to hang.
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So let's hit it.
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I love hitting it.
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I love that you taught me
to love hitting it.
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You know, this is the first
time we've ever hit it at...
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Hey, this place
doesn't have a name yet.
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You should call it Hot Wax
Records but with a "Z." Recordz.
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Z's are so rock 'n' roll.
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Funk Man's House of Funk.
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Funk Man's Funky House of Funk.
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Funky Man's Funky
House of Hitting It.
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You guys writing
this down or what?
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Steven, that's too complicated.
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You need something
that sounds hot and upscale.
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You should call it Jackie.
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If you wanted hot and upscale,
you should call it Dijon Mustard.
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What about, like, Head Food?
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Headsies, The Head.
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That's kind of cool. The Head.
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- The Head.
- The Head.
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The Head.
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I smell something burning.
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That'd be us.
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Oh, man, we just came up with
the best name for the record store.
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It's, um...
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The Funky Mustard House.
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I thought we settled on Jackie.
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I just had it and then
it popped out of my head.
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That's it. Poppers.
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This is a chain. All the
stores are called Grooves.
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Oh, that's why
we have that sign.
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All right, well, let's call it a day
and hit it hard again tomorrow.
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Good work, everyone.
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Oh, wait, I just remembered
the name. Lumpy's.
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No, it wasn't called Lumpy's.
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Well, my store is
gonna be called Lumpy's.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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First one here.
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Hey, you guys getting in line
for Styx tickets, too?
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Yeah, right.
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If we weren't late for this
party, we'd kick your ass.
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Styx rules.
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- What was that, dork?
- I said enjoy your party.
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Oh, my God!
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Did I miss it?
Are there any tickets left?
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Black Sabbath's been
sold out for weeks.
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No. Styx.
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I prefer a more lush,
orchestral sound.
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Yeah, well, you're the only one.
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Just give me the damn ticket.
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Man, Hyde, this listening pit
is an awesome idea.
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Yeah. You made a place for
people to hang out, listen to music,
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and feel up Angie and stuff.
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That's not what
this pit is for, man.
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It's for listening to records
and feeling up Jackie and stuff.
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Steven's so innovative.
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You know, he designed
this whole thing from scratch.
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Um...
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This is exactly Eric's basement.
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Oh, you're just jealous because
Steven's successful and Eric's all bummy.
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What is all this?
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What happened to
the Soft Rock section?
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I put it in the alley.
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See, that way, if somebody
comes in asking for Barry Manilow,
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I can send him outside
and lock the door.
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Steven, this store is
very important to me.
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When I was eight years old,
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Santa asked me what I wanted for
Christmas and I said, "A record store."
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You know what I got? A pony.
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What eight-year-old girl
wants a damn pony?
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You know, one year I asked
for a damn pony and got a car.
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I just want this store
to be great.
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Yeah, well, I think this pit
makes the store great.
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Really? Did you go
to business school?
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Well, he did a lot
of business at school.
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Fine, I'll get rid of the pit,
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but I want that entire wall
covered in Zeppelin.
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We can't.
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You know that research paper that I
gave you that you probably smoked?
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Well, it says that Zeppelin
scares people over 30.
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Good, because people over 30
don't listen to music.
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They move to Florida
to play golf.
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Man, Angie is so
awesome and classy.
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She's like the first page
of a Playboy layout.
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You know,
before you see her cans.
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Did you know that all that stuff
about those girls is made up?
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Yeah, they're not really librarians
or horse trainers or scientists.
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They're just whores.
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I wish someone would rub
my shoulders like this.
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Hey.
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Whatcha cooking, good-looking?
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Guess who got a ticket to
see Styx in concert tonight?
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Tonight?
Honey, it's Thanksgiving.
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Yeah, but this is
a once-in-a-lifetime thing.
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Mom, this ticket was
really hard to get.
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Was it harder to get
than the holiday traditions
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this family has built through
decades of love and sacrifice?
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Much harder.
Thanks for understanding.
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There's my beautiful bride.
I'll be in the garage.
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Red.
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None of the kids
are coming for dinner tonight.
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Laurie's in Canada,
Steven has his store,
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and now Eric is
going to a concert.
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There's no point in me
even making my special yams.
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What?
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Kitty, I love those yams.
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They're among the top three
reasons I married you.
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Well, I can't make them
if I'm sad.
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Look, I'll tell you what,
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you get started on the yams
and I'll go talk to Eric.
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Thanks.
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Gosh, my shoulders are sore
from all this cooking.
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Think you could
rub them a little?
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Kitty, it's Thanksgiving,
not Christmas.
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Styx, Kelso?
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All right, fine.
I like Styx, okay?
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And I don't care
if anybody knows it.
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That's not true.
Don't tell anyone.
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Why aren't you putting
the records in the bins?
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- What bins?
- The ones I ordered.
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Oh, my God.
I never ordered the bins.
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Hmm!
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That would never happen
at Jackie.
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What are we gonna do?
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There's no bins.
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No bins!
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Hey, look, man, I'll
take care of it, all right?
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But it's gonna cost you.
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Listening pit comes back,
Zeppelin goes up on that wall,
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and I want you to remove the
smoke detectors from the back office.
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Whatever you want.
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Oh, and also, my creepy friend
gets to hold your hand for two minutes.
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That would be me.
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Wait, all right, back off.
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I want to be the first one
of us who gets to touch her.
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You, too, with the Styx?
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That's a present
for my friend,
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Fez. Damn it.
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Out of my way, Dad.
Time for me to rock.
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You're not going to the concert.
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What? Why not?
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Look, every family has
its holiday traditions.
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Some sing, others play charades.
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In our family,
someone always cries.
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But I'll be damned if it's gonna
be your mother crying tonight.
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I can't see her like that.
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I love her.
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She threatened
not to make the yams.
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Just get the hell back
in the house.
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Okay, here's the situation.
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It's Thanksgiving night.
Everything's closed.
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We need to find
100 record bins by midnight.
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It's the same damn thing,
every year.
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Wait, I have a question.
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How does hair know to grow?
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And how far inside
your head does it go?
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Does it touch your brain?
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Okay, I think we need to get
Jerry Garcia here some coffee.
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Let the girl rap, I was into it.
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I like to think about my head.
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The Head, that's the name.
I saved the day.
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You know what would be perfect
for the records?
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Those boxes
that milk bottles come in.
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They're like crates or crepes.
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Crepes. How good are crepes?
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That'll work, man. We need,
like, 50 empty milk crates.
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00:13:43,584 --> 00:13:46,172
Well, how are we
gonna drink all that milk?
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Wait.
We need 50 boxes of cookies.
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No, wastoid.
We'll steal the crates.
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It's perfect.
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Milk crates.
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Milk crates.
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Milk crates.
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Milky Craties.
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00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:10,411
Okay. My Valium's
starting to wear off.
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00:14:10,453 --> 00:14:12,665
What's happening
with those boxes?
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Man, we just thought of
the perfect solution.
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We're gonna go
get some of those...
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- The Head.
- Crepes.
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Poppers.
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Whatever. We'll be back.
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00:14:27,977 --> 00:14:30,356
Why is it every time I leave
the room, you guys do this?
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00:14:31,481 --> 00:14:34,111
It's Thanksgiving.
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Some people bake pies,
we bake ourselves.
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Thank you for opening up your
home to me on this special day.
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This family is all about love.
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Yep, spirit-crushing
tyrannical love.
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Drop that tone of voice,
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you'll be wearing that turkey
like a football helmet.
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Okay, now, everybody take a
feather from the paper turkey
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and write down something
you're thankful for,
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and then we'll all pick feathers
and guess who wrote them.
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Any questions?
256
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:14,498
This is kind of off-topic,
but where can I put my belt?
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I'll go first.
258
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"I'm thankful for my mother/wife.
My life is meaningless without her."
259
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Whoopsie, I got mine.
260
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It would've sounded better
if someone else had read it.
261
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"I'm thankful you have pecan
pie. You do have pecan pie, right?
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"Because I turned down an
invitation that involved pecan pie."
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Hmm, Bob?
264
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"I'm thankful I didn't waste
my day at a really fun concert.
265
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"This way I can work on
becoming a bitter, old man
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"whose only happiness
is destroying his son's life."
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Kitty, hand me the turkey.
268
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I think I got Red's.
269
00:16:02,979 --> 00:16:06,317
'Cause the only words I
can repeat are "Eric, little"
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and a word that
starts with "mother."
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"Mother"? That's nice.
272
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It takes
a pretty hard left turn.
273
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Thanksgiving is ruined.
274
00:16:19,585 --> 00:16:22,506
Don't look at me. Dad's the
one who cursed on a turkey.
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Kitty.
Bob, touch my yams and die.
276
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Look at all the stuff
I gotta eat.
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00:16:38,778 --> 00:16:41,865
Okay, look, I'll distract him.
Jackie, give me your lipstick.
278
00:16:41,907 --> 00:16:45,454
Okay, but you picked a really
weird time to get into makeup, Donna.
279
00:16:45,495 --> 00:16:48,583
I love it when you whore
yourself for the good of the group.
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Hey, you.
281
00:16:54,340 --> 00:16:57,719
That's, um... That's a sexy
milk truck you got there.
282
00:16:58,678 --> 00:17:00,890
Really? Nah.
283
00:17:00,932 --> 00:17:05,855
Oh, yeah, that big cow
on the side is really sexy.
284
00:17:08,692 --> 00:17:11,196
I haven't talked to a woman
in four months.
285
00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:13,073
Oh, come here, big guy.
286
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:15,619
She's hugging him.
287
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:16,930
Okay, come on. Let's
grab everything. Hurry up.
288
00:17:16,954 --> 00:17:20,501
Or slow down. I'd like
to see where this goes.
289
00:17:22,586 --> 00:17:25,799
How could you think it would
be okay to miss Thanksgiving?
290
00:17:25,841 --> 00:17:28,803
You might as well
just rip my heart out
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and drown it in my
delicious giblet gravy.
292
00:17:33,434 --> 00:17:35,646
It's not just Thanksgiving.
293
00:17:35,687 --> 00:17:38,191
You used to have
goals and ambition.
294
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But now, one week
you're chasing butterflies,
295
00:17:43,948 --> 00:17:47,244
the next week you're skating around
the neighborhood dressed like Liberace.
296
00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:53,461
Did it ever occur to you guys
that I don't know what I'm doing?
297
00:17:53,503 --> 00:17:55,130
Okay? I'm scared.
298
00:17:55,172 --> 00:17:56,549
Of what, honey?
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00:17:56,590 --> 00:17:59,135
We got rid of the spooky lamp
in your room.
300
00:18:04,017 --> 00:18:08,398
Look, my whole life, I've been
trying to please other people.
301
00:18:10,693 --> 00:18:15,908
So I feel like I don't know who I am
or know what I want to do with my life.
302
00:18:15,949 --> 00:18:18,452
You need a government job,
like a mailman.
303
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Something simple and repetitive.
304
00:18:23,042 --> 00:18:25,170
No, no, no. You know
he doesn't do well in snow.
305
00:18:25,212 --> 00:18:27,549
What about this?
306
00:18:27,591 --> 00:18:31,762
Margie's son is a chiropractor,
and she seems very happy.
307
00:18:32,971 --> 00:18:34,391
I just...
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00:18:34,433 --> 00:18:39,021
I don't wanna wake up in
five years and hate my life.
309
00:18:39,064 --> 00:18:40,774
That's unavoidable.
310
00:18:42,818 --> 00:18:45,822
Okay, I just need
more time to think.
311
00:18:45,864 --> 00:18:47,824
You know what I got
for my 18th birthday?
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A draft notice and
a malaria vaccine.
313
00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:53,499
I never had time to think.
314
00:18:53,541 --> 00:18:56,630
Yeah, but, Dad, don't you think it
would've been helpful if you did?
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00:18:58,632 --> 00:19:00,635
All right, I'll tell you what.
316
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I'll give you six months.
317
00:19:02,929 --> 00:19:04,931
But if you haven't
picked something by then,
318
00:19:04,973 --> 00:19:07,810
you'll do that chiropractic thing
that your mother suggested.
319
00:19:09,187 --> 00:19:11,189
Dad, I... I don't
even know what that is.
320
00:19:11,231 --> 00:19:13,859
Oh, honey, it's perfect for you.
321
00:19:13,901 --> 00:19:17,030
It's like a doctor but you
don't have to be as smart.
322
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,545
I can't believe I had
to kiss that milkman.
323
00:19:29,256 --> 00:19:31,592
Donna, you've done
worse for less.
324
00:19:32,177 --> 00:19:33,470
Shut up.
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00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:37,266
- Was it milky?
- Shut up.
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00:19:41,189 --> 00:19:43,316
So, what do you think?
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00:19:43,358 --> 00:19:47,489
I think I see a lot of
records in milk crates.
328
00:19:47,531 --> 00:19:50,535
Where are the bins
like the other stores have?
329
00:19:50,576 --> 00:19:52,764
- Dad, I forgot to tell you...
- Forgot to tell me what?
330
00:19:52,788 --> 00:19:56,125
Uh, what she forgot to tell
you was that it was my idea.
331
00:19:56,167 --> 00:20:00,130
See, I thought it'd look cool, you
know, like we stole them or something.
332
00:20:02,217 --> 00:20:04,887
Well, I don't much like it,
but we'll give it a shot.
333
00:20:06,055 --> 00:20:08,141
Why is Jackie
behind the cash register?
334
00:20:10,603 --> 00:20:13,399
Hey, funny girl,
get your hands off my money.
335
00:20:16,319 --> 00:20:19,782
- That was really nice of you.
- I know, and now you owe me.
336
00:20:21,910 --> 00:20:24,246
I want black lights,
bigger speakers
337
00:20:24,287 --> 00:20:27,208
and a little thing called
the five-day weekend.
338
00:20:30,839 --> 00:20:34,176
Hey, was Hyde being mean to you?
339
00:20:34,218 --> 00:20:38,181
You know, I can't beat him up
for you. But I can get Donna to.
340
00:20:40,643 --> 00:20:43,188
No, he was great.
341
00:20:43,230 --> 00:20:45,525
It's just, I've been waiting
for this day my whole life
342
00:20:45,567 --> 00:20:47,569
and now I don't know.
343
00:20:47,611 --> 00:20:49,280
I don't know what
to do with myself.
344
00:20:49,321 --> 00:20:52,117
Well, I think that you need
to take some time for you,
345
00:20:52,158 --> 00:20:55,246
and may I suggest an
evening out with Michael Kelso.
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00:20:56,706 --> 00:20:58,667
Dinner, drinks
and a ride home not included.
347
00:21:02,004 --> 00:21:04,133
I never did have
a Thanksgiving dinner.
348
00:21:04,174 --> 00:21:05,969
I can buy you a taco.
349
00:21:07,721 --> 00:21:10,224
Oh, and then we can celebrate,
like the original Thanksgiving,
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with the pilgrims
and the Mexicans.
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♪ Welcome to
the grand illusion
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♪ Come on in and
see what's happening ♪
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00:21:27,372 --> 00:21:30,042
Check it out.
Jackie's rocking out to Styx.
354
00:21:31,252 --> 00:21:34,131
So? Fez was
mouthing the words.
355
00:21:34,173 --> 00:21:38,554
Uh... I thought it was okay now
because Hyde was tapping his foot.
356
00:21:38,596 --> 00:21:41,725
Whoa, whoa.
I was just squashing a bug.
357
00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:45,146
How about you, Donna? You've
been kind of quiet. Are you okay?
358
00:21:45,188 --> 00:21:46,941
I kissed the milkman.
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Happy Thanksgiving, Forman.
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