1 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:10,520 Donna, you're so sweet for letting Jackie live here with you while her mom is- 2 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:13,720 - You know. - Whoring around Mexico? 3 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:16,160 Donna, that is not fair. 4 00:00:16,240 --> 00:00:18,840 I think she left Mexico. 5 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,040 Well, you know, Jackie and I might have fun. 6 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:24,160 - Sort of like a... slumber party. - Mm-hmm. 7 00:00:24,240 --> 00:00:27,920 Yes, late-night girl talk... 8 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,160 hot oil massages... 9 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:33,600 and the furtive whispers of, "We shouldn't!" 10 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:38,800 And then, "Shh! It's okay!" 11 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:49,120 - Is that all you're bringing? - Oh, um, just a couple more small things. 12 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:51,560 - Out of the way, Jackie. - Comin' through! 13 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:54,040 Got a buttload! 14 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:56,440 Heavy. Can't... feel... my fingers! 15 00:00:56,480 --> 00:01:00,080 - Yup! - Ooh. 16 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:03,200 Jackie's panties! Hey, Hyde. 17 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:07,800 If these babies could talk, I bet they could tell some pretty good stories about me! 18 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:11,200 Yeah, I bet they'd have a French accent too. 19 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:16,120 My girlfriend's panties, Kelso? Is that really a road you want to go down with me? 20 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:21,600 What's that, panties? 21 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:24,440 [Chuckling] Oh, no! I can't tell Hyde that one! 22 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:26,920 Naughty panties! 23 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:32,560 What's that, fist? It would be my pleasure. 24 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:44,760 Here you go. One general-issue military cot... 25 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:48,120 slightly used from my days in the National Guard. 26 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:51,920 Well, it's good to know that the National Guard was gettin' a good night's sleep... 27 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:56,360 while I was in the South Pacific dodgin' bullets and using coral as toilet paper! 28 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:01,840 So- [Sighs] I don't think there's gonna be room for everything. 29 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:05,720 Oh, Donna, sure there will. I only brought the stuff I absolutely needed. 30 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:08,000 All right. Where goes the horse? 31 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:16,600 Guys, if I enroll in the police academy in the fall... 32 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:19,160 I could be bustin' heads in a year! 33 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:22,800 Freeze, dirtbag! 34 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:29,080 Wow, you did make me freeze. [Chuckling] 35 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:33,640 But I was a dirtbag long before you came along. 36 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:36,280 Hey. Says here you're supposed to start getting into shape now. 37 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:39,360 No, no, that's not for me. That's for the regular guys. 38 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:42,960 I haven't done a lap in gym class since I had my eighth-grade growth spurt... 39 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:45,800 and Miss Brady made me her special assistant. [Chuckles] 40 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:49,040 Guys! Look at this. I just got another collection letter... 41 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:51,400 from the jewelry store about Donna's engagement ring. 42 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:54,440 - I gotta get some money, or I'm screwed. - There's a job at the hotel. 43 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:56,920 My boss would have hired ya. Then he talked to Red. 44 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:00,920 I gotta do something. This is a threatening letter. 45 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,680 "Call us immediately"? 46 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:05,800 It's-It's in all capital letters. 47 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:11,520 Look at you. Another dirtbag dodgin' his responsibilities. 48 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:14,720 Not on my beat. Game over, dirtbag! 49 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:19,880 [Chuckles] Man, I wish I had some handcuffs. 50 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:23,240 Here, use mine! 51 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,160 I'm learnin' to do magic! 52 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:36,840 (Rock Group Singing) 53 00:03:57,840 --> 00:03:59,640 (Ends) 54 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:02,520 Hello, Wisconsin! 55 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:10,320 [Sighs] Jackie. 56 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:12,680 I thought you were gonna put everything away. 57 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:16,120 I did. The hardest thing was finding room for my shoes. 58 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:19,200 But then I realized I could just fit them inside your shoes. 59 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:23,840 Uh-huh. 60 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:26,640 Look, let's just get some sleep. [Sighs] 61 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:28,880 - Good night. - Good night. 62 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:34,480 ## [Stereo: Women Singing Pop] 63 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:38,120 Jackie! Turn that off! 64 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:41,080 - [Groans] - ## [Clicks Off] 65 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:44,160 See, Donna, I need music to fall asleep. 66 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:46,600 See, I wear earplugs so I can just barely hear it... 67 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:49,480 but it needs to be loud enough, because I like the vibration in the bed. 68 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,800 So, how am I supposed to get to sleep? 69 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:57,960 Think of something boring. You know, like school. Or Eric. 70 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:03,480 ## [Clicks On] 71 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,480 ## [Ends] 72 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:14,480 Hey. 73 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:17,400 I sold some of my albums to get some money for Donna's engagement ring. 74 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:19,400 Made three bucks. 75 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:23,120 Which means I am- Let me see, carry the one, um- 76 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:25,680 Oh! Still completely screwed. 77 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:29,280 They wouldn't take Anne Murray's Greatest Hits? 78 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:33,720 Is this whole crazy world turning upside down? 79 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:37,000 Be nice to Anne, okay? She's a beloved Canadian songstress. 80 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:40,720 And I'm glad they didn't take her, because- Well, the worse I feel, the more I need her. 81 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:48,760 Why do you have money? 82 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:52,040 What'd you do, mug a Girl Scout? [Scoffs] 83 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:54,880 No, I've been selling my albums. 84 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:58,840 Oh, I hope you didn't sell that "Froggy Went A-courtin"' record. 85 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:02,880 You know, when we were toilet-training Eric... 86 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:07,280 I'd say, "Does someone need to go a-courtin'?" 87 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:11,480 And he would just run straight off and make a jobby. 88 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:14,160 - [Laughing] - [Chuckling] 89 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:19,440 You know, it occurs to me that since I paid the allowance... 90 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:22,560 that bought those records in the first place, that money's mine. 91 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:26,640 It occurs to me that possession is 9/10ths of the law. 92 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:31,440 Keep up with the smart mouth, and my foot'll be 9/10ths of the way up your ass. 93 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:38,800 You know, Forman, you should write a book: 94 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:41,680 Things My Father Threatened To Put In My Ass. 95 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:46,920 "Chapter One: His Foot." 96 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:50,800 I'd buy that. 97 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:03,280 - Ew! - Donna, don't you knock? 98 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:05,520 Not when it's my room! 99 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:08,400 Well, we're in here, so- 100 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:12,960 Yeah, well, I'm in here, so- 101 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:15,480 Hey, if you want to watch, I can get into that. 102 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:19,040 Have a seat on the horse. 103 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:26,280 - Hey, how was your weekend, Roy? - Aw, pretty good. 104 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:28,800 Think I might have met a woman. 105 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:32,320 - Aw, that's great, man. - She's stayin' at the hotel. 106 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:35,520 When I took butter to her table, she looked right at me and said... 107 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:38,280 "Took you long enough." 108 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:40,960 Huh? 109 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:44,240 - [Dinging] - All right! Here I am! 110 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:46,920 Oh, Steven, meet our new kitchen assistant. 111 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:51,440 You hired Kelso? 112 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:54,000 Do you know how many fires this guy's started? 113 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:58,600 Three electrical, two chemical, and one that even surprised me. 114 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:04,560 Well, I wanted to help him out, and he said he needed a job. 115 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:08,560 Yeah, if I'm gonna be a cop, I gotta quit modelin', I mean- 116 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:11,480 I can't have the perps lookin' at pictures of me half-naked. 117 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:14,920 Oh, and, uh, everywhere I work, I like to feel at home... 118 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,720 so I brought a little somethin' ofJackie's. 119 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:25,400 Okay, uh, I think that's a health code violation. 120 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:29,040 But I'm gonna look the other way, which is hard to do, 'cause- 121 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:31,160 Look, panties! [Chuckling] 122 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:36,560 [Laughing] Yeah, I burned you with the panties again! 123 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:41,680 Two days, two locations. That burn is on tour. 124 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:46,560 [Sighs] Yeah. [Clears Throat] 125 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:49,640 I guess Roy didn't make things clear, but, um... 126 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:51,800 all new hires are on probation. 127 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:54,320 So at the end of the week, I get to say whether you stay or go. 128 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:58,560 Yeah, nice try. [Chuckles] 129 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:02,400 No, I'm serious, man. It's all up to me. 130 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:05,840 So you might want to try and get on my good side. [Sniffs] 131 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:12,320 - Oh, uh, excuse me. - Yes, may I help you? 132 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:15,080 Oh. Hello, Fez. 133 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:17,440 Fenton. 134 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:20,360 - You two know each other? - I don't want to talk about it. 135 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:22,640 - There's nothing to say. - You can say that again. - Don't tell me what to do. 136 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:25,040 - You'd like that, wouldn't you? - Maybe I would! - Then there's nothing to say! 137 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:35,960 Yeah. 138 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:39,040 Um, I have a question about this letter. 139 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:42,200 I don't think I'm gonna be able to make a ring payment anytime soon... 140 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:45,200 so I was wondering if we could work out some kind of deal. 141 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:48,360 [Clicks Tongue] Fine. Here's a deal. Come up with the money by Friday... 142 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:51,440 or bring the ring back to the store. 143 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:54,000 What? Bring the ring back? No, I can't do that. 144 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:57,280 You can and you will. No later than 5:00. 145 00:09:57,360 --> 00:10:00,320 I have a party at 8:00. I need the time to dress. 146 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:04,000 Eric, you're going to want to do what he says. 147 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:08,400 I've been at the other end of Fenton's stick, and that's not a place you want to be. 148 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:24,660 And even though, I ain’t got money, I’m so… 149 00:10:25,980 --> 00:10:27,900 Who am I kidding? 150 00:10:27,980 --> 00:10:32,460 After I can't pay for Donna's ring, no one's gonna be in love with me, honey. 151 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:35,580 Must you mock me, Anne Murray? 152 00:10:35,660 --> 00:10:39,180 Kelso, because of your panty shenanigans... 153 00:10:39,220 --> 00:10:41,140 I'm banning you from the circle. 154 00:10:41,220 --> 00:10:44,020 I hereby ban you! 155 00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:46,340 I also hereby eat your burrito. 156 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:53,300 Hey, Hyde? You're not the boss of me! 157 00:10:54,460 --> 00:10:58,220 All right. Well, you can't tell me what to do. 158 00:10:58,260 --> 00:11:00,340 Shoot. 159 00:11:00,420 --> 00:11:03,060 Well-Well, at least I'm still my own man. 160 00:11:03,140 --> 00:11:05,060 No, I'm not! 161 00:11:06,140 --> 00:11:08,020 - [Door Slams] - [Sighs] 162 00:11:08,060 --> 00:11:12,460 What do you supposeJackie and Donna are doing in the room right now? 163 00:11:12,540 --> 00:11:14,420 Combing each other's hair? 164 00:11:14,460 --> 00:11:17,900 Applying moisturizer to their "all-overness"? 165 00:11:17,940 --> 00:11:20,820 Oh, to be a fly in that poop. 166 00:11:20,900 --> 00:11:24,500 All I know is I gotta go tell the woman I love that the ring I gave her for all eternity... 167 00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:27,660 was actually for only six-and-a-half weeks. 168 00:11:27,740 --> 00:11:31,460 Life's more complicated than one of your simple little ditties, isn't it, Anne Murray? 169 00:11:31,540 --> 00:11:33,420 Anne Murray. [Scoffs] 170 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:37,460 - What do you know about hard times? - ## [Ends] 171 00:11:37,540 --> 00:11:39,940 [Scoffing] Canada? 172 00:11:42,900 --> 00:11:45,580 You wanna borrow our shower? 173 00:11:48,020 --> 00:11:51,260 Jackie used up all our hot water bathing her dolls. 174 00:11:53,420 --> 00:11:56,660 Normally, I'd rather hose off in the driveway than ask you for a favor... 175 00:11:56,740 --> 00:12:00,780 but I'm afraid Bob'll want to act out some car-wash fantasy. 176 00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:04,780 You got me there! [Laughs] 177 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:09,140 Come on, Jo-Jo. We can save water if we soap up together. 178 00:12:11,260 --> 00:12:14,860 And when they're done, I'm retiling the whole damn bathroom. 179 00:12:18,460 --> 00:12:20,340 Okay, so... 180 00:12:20,380 --> 00:12:24,380 you're absolutely positive that my hairnet has to be pink? 181 00:12:24,460 --> 00:12:27,020 It's gotta match your apron. 182 00:12:32,380 --> 00:12:35,180 You're pretty. 183 00:12:45,780 --> 00:12:50,620 [Sighs] Jackie, if you're gonna stay here, we need to set up a few ground rules. 184 00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:52,780 Okay? You can't just- 185 00:12:54,260 --> 00:12:56,660 What happened to our Led Zeppelin poster? 186 00:12:56,740 --> 00:12:59,660 Oh! I put up the Captain and Tennille instead. 187 00:13:01,620 --> 00:13:03,500 No, no, no, no. No way... 188 00:13:03,580 --> 00:13:07,700 is my Led Zeppelin becoming the Captain and Tennille. 189 00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:10,820 [Chuckles] Led Zeppelin wishes they could be the Captain and Tennille. 190 00:13:13,540 --> 00:13:16,220 What did you say? 191 00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:20,260 Hey, Donna. Um, I need to talk to you for a second. 192 00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:23,820 - [Clears Throat] - Um... 193 00:13:24,860 --> 00:13:28,620 I have been thinking all day- 194 00:13:28,660 --> 00:13:30,580 [Sighs] About your eyes. 195 00:13:30,660 --> 00:13:33,180 [Chuckles] What? 196 00:13:33,260 --> 00:13:38,220 Yeah, your eyes. They're so beautiful and shiny. You now what else is shiny? 197 00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:41,420 This diamond ring, which has to go back to the store because it isn't paid for. 198 00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:44,060 Because you can put a price tag on a ring, but, you know... 199 00:13:44,140 --> 00:13:46,700 who can put a price tag on your eyes? [Chuckles] 200 00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:51,700 Only God, that's who. 201 00:13:51,780 --> 00:13:55,300 - You're taking back my ring? - Yeah. I'm sorry. 202 00:13:55,380 --> 00:13:57,220 L- 203 00:13:57,300 --> 00:14:02,020 Man, I wish there were another way, but my dad won't let me have a job, and- 204 00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:05,540 I mean, I can't make the payments. 205 00:14:05,620 --> 00:14:07,860 God, I'm really sorry. 206 00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:11,380 Oh, it's okay, Eric. [Sniffles] 207 00:14:11,460 --> 00:14:14,980 I mean, it doesn't change the way we feel about each other. 208 00:14:15,060 --> 00:14:18,380 [Chuckles] As long as we have that, I don't need a silly ring. 209 00:14:18,460 --> 00:14:20,620 Um, Donna... 210 00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,740 you didn't give me the ring. 211 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,540 Yeah, I- I thought you'd think I did. 212 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:33,380 [Laughs] All right. 213 00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:38,140 Donna, I promise. 214 00:14:38,220 --> 00:14:40,860 - I'm gonna make this up to you. - 'Kay. 215 00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:46,540 [Sighs] Um, Donna, you gave me a quarter. 216 00:14:50,020 --> 00:14:51,940 Mmm, fine. 217 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:57,060 Hello, Mr. Forman. And you. 218 00:14:57,140 --> 00:15:00,220 - Shut your filthy mouth! - [Gasps] 219 00:15:02,420 --> 00:15:05,180 Look, here it is. Here's the ring back. 220 00:15:05,260 --> 00:15:08,020 - Oh, honey, that's paid for. - What? 221 00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:10,500 Someone came in and paid through the end of next month. 222 00:15:10,580 --> 00:15:14,300 I'm not supposed to say who, but she sure was a pretty little number. 223 00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:16,260 I guess. 224 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:23,380 You know what? It was Donna. 225 00:15:23,460 --> 00:15:25,860 I can't believe she'd go behind my back like this! 226 00:15:25,940 --> 00:15:28,060 I cannot believe that this man would go behind my back... 227 00:15:28,140 --> 00:15:30,220 and take what was given to me by God himself. 228 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,180 All right. What happened between you two anyway? 229 00:15:36,260 --> 00:15:39,020 I'm too much of a man to say. 230 00:15:39,060 --> 00:15:41,060 But it involved a half-off sale... 231 00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:45,420 a crowded parking lot, and a pair of pants to make my ass look like an oil painting. 232 00:15:48,540 --> 00:15:51,460 If you mean, "old and cracked," then I agree! 233 00:15:53,780 --> 00:15:56,420 - I'll see you in hell! - Well, I'll be wearing your pants! 234 00:16:00,940 --> 00:16:03,220 Okay, I'm feeling a little "in the way" here... 235 00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:06,580 so- I'm ju- I'm- [Clears Throat] 236 00:16:11,060 --> 00:16:14,060 Oh, Roy. Hey, how's it goin' with that hotel chick... 237 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:17,500 that was all over you, asking for butter? 238 00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:21,220 [Chuckles] Well, I had this idea to surprise her with flowers? 239 00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:24,780 But when I did, she started screamin' and hittin' me. 240 00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:28,300 And I guess the lesson is, don't hide in someone's shower. 241 00:16:28,340 --> 00:16:30,740 I don't know what's wrong with chicks, man. 242 00:16:30,820 --> 00:16:33,740 If I came home and some strange girl was in my shower... 243 00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:36,180 that would be the greatest day of my life! 244 00:16:36,260 --> 00:16:38,660 Yeah! 245 00:16:38,740 --> 00:16:42,180 - So, w-what are you doin'? - Oh, Hyde's makin' me do his laundry. 246 00:16:42,260 --> 00:16:45,820 Then after this, I gotta clean out the toilets and hand-test all the mousetraps. 247 00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:49,340 This probation period is killin' me. 248 00:16:49,420 --> 00:16:52,540 Did Hyde tell you there was a probation period? 249 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,460 Aw, man! 250 00:16:54,540 --> 00:16:57,020 That guy really knows how to enjoy life! 251 00:16:59,220 --> 00:17:01,540 Wait. You mean, Hyde's just messin' with me? 252 00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:04,700 - I don't have to worry about gettin' fired? - If I didn't get fired... 253 00:17:04,780 --> 00:17:08,860 for hidin' in some woman's shower, I think your job's secure. 254 00:17:10,740 --> 00:17:15,020 [Sighs] Hey, guys. Kelso, be careful, huh? Some of those T-shirts are delicate. 255 00:17:15,060 --> 00:17:17,460 Oh, I'm- I'm sorry, man. I'll be extra careful. 256 00:17:17,540 --> 00:17:20,500 I wouldn't want to do anything to screw up my probation period! 257 00:17:20,580 --> 00:17:23,260 [Laughing] 258 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,500 Hey! I wanna play! Ah! 259 00:17:26,580 --> 00:17:29,260 Come on, buddy. Somebody spray me. 260 00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:33,740 Hey, Hyde. Maybe you could use these to dry off with. 261 00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:35,740 [Laughs] 262 00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:45,780 Probation period! [Laughing] 263 00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:51,460 Jackie read my diary, Mrs. Forman. 264 00:17:51,540 --> 00:17:54,060 And she even wrote little comments inside. 265 00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:58,460 Yeah. Like, "Oh! This could never happen." 266 00:17:58,540 --> 00:18:01,460 And-And, "Donna, that guy was whistling at me, not you." 267 00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:05,820 I can't take it anymore! I'm kicking her out. 268 00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:08,820 But, Donna, the poor girl has nowhere to stay. 269 00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:11,700 She can't stay here! 270 00:18:11,780 --> 00:18:14,580 She can't stay anywhere near here. 271 00:18:14,620 --> 00:18:16,780 Bob was in our shower again. 272 00:18:16,860 --> 00:18:19,740 This morning, I pulled something out of our drain... 273 00:18:19,820 --> 00:18:23,140 that I could not believe came off a human body. 274 00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:30,060 Oh! Donna. There you are. Okay, look. We have to talk about your makeup collection. 275 00:18:30,140 --> 00:18:33,420 ChapStick is not lipstick. 276 00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:37,900 Jackie, sit down. Look. We need to talk about you and me living together. 277 00:18:37,980 --> 00:18:39,860 - Donna! - Because it's just- 278 00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:44,140 I just came from the jewelry store. You can't pay for your own engagement ring! 279 00:18:44,180 --> 00:18:47,020 This ring is from me to you, not from me to you, paid for by you. 280 00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:49,580 That's like cutting off my bal- 281 00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:58,060 ...lerina shoes. 282 00:18:58,100 --> 00:19:02,500 - I didn't pay for the ring. - Fenton at the jewelry store said a pretty little number- 283 00:19:02,580 --> 00:19:07,780 Oh, my God. Mom? You're the pretty little number. 284 00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:10,660 [Laughing] 285 00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:17,420 Well, I- I do like hearing that... 286 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:20,140 once in a while. 287 00:19:21,820 --> 00:19:26,060 - But i-i-it wasn't me. - Well, I don't know, Dad... 288 00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:30,540 some men might consider you- 289 00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:35,340 - You just can't stop talkin', can you? - Eric, I paid for the ring. 290 00:19:35,380 --> 00:19:36,820 - What? - What? 291 00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:38,820 Look, Donna, I read in your diary... 292 00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:42,020 that you think I'm kind of hard to live with, and... 293 00:19:44,420 --> 00:19:46,340 well, I realized you were right. 294 00:19:46,420 --> 00:19:49,980 And I wanted to show you that I know, and I'm sorry. 295 00:19:50,060 --> 00:19:53,860 - And, well, thank you. - Huh. 296 00:19:53,940 --> 00:19:58,580 Well, gosh, Jackie, how very sweet, and... 297 00:19:58,660 --> 00:20:01,580 uncharacteristic of you. 298 00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:04,260 Well, I know how much you love that ring... 299 00:20:04,340 --> 00:20:07,020 and I wanted to do something nice. 300 00:20:07,060 --> 00:20:09,500 - Wow, thanks. - [Chuckles] 301 00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:12,740 You know, Jackie, some people, if they want to be nice... 302 00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:17,860 they just actually start being nicer on a day-to-day basis. 303 00:20:19,540 --> 00:20:21,940 Yeah, I figured it'd be easier to write a check. 304 00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:31,140 - Jackie! Jackie! - Hmm? 305 00:20:31,180 --> 00:20:33,540 I heard something underneath my bed. 306 00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:40,500 - Fez? - [Imitating Cat] Meow! 307 00:20:40,580 --> 00:20:42,660 Fez, the cat's outside. 308 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:44,620 [Imitating Dog] Woof, woof? 309 00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:52,140 Please, let me stay. I promise I won't make a sound. 310 00:20:52,220 --> 00:20:54,420 Well, I do make some sounds, but they're happy sounds!