1 00:00:07,380 --> 00:00:09,460 [Snoring] 2 00:00:09,540 --> 00:00:11,380 - [Clattering] - [Mutters] 3 00:00:11,460 --> 00:00:13,340 It's the A-bomb! Duck and cover! 4 00:00:14,700 --> 00:00:16,700 I bet Eric's trying to sneak out. 5 00:00:16,780 --> 00:00:19,700 Red, Red. Wait. Wait. What if it's a burglar? 6 00:00:19,780 --> 00:00:21,780 What's a burglar gonna steal from us? 7 00:00:23,300 --> 00:00:25,500 My Shirley Temple figurines. 8 00:00:27,220 --> 00:00:30,460 Oh, I knew I shouldn't have told Liz Anderson about them. 9 00:00:30,500 --> 00:00:33,220 - Her nephew's been in jail, you know. - [Schotzie Whimpers] 10 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:35,180 Oh! Look at this. 11 00:00:35,260 --> 00:00:38,020 Some guard dog. You know, we could be trampled by Mongolians. 12 00:00:38,060 --> 00:00:41,020 This thing wouldn't even wag its tail. 13 00:00:45,060 --> 00:00:47,540 Hey. I-I-I heard a scary noise. 14 00:00:48,540 --> 00:00:50,940 Good God. Are you nude? 15 00:00:52,260 --> 00:00:54,140 No. 16 00:00:54,180 --> 00:00:57,460 - I'm wearing my toga. - [Clatter/ng] 17 00:00:57,540 --> 00:01:00,900 - [Gasps] There it is again. - That's it. I'm gettin' my bat. 18 00:01:00,980 --> 00:01:04,260 All right. Calm down. It's probably just Steven trying to sneak out. 19 00:01:04,340 --> 00:01:08,900 What if it's not Steven? What if the burglar has Steven? 20 00:01:08,980 --> 00:01:11,940 Well, then we'll try to talk him into taking Eric too. 21 00:01:14,180 --> 00:01:17,020 - Okay. Let's do this. - Look at him. 22 00:01:18,180 --> 00:01:20,380 Bare-assed and holding a plastic bat. 23 00:01:21,660 --> 00:01:23,860 That's your son, Kitty. 24 00:01:29,220 --> 00:01:31,940 What kind of burglar robs people on a weeknight? 25 00:01:32,020 --> 00:01:34,980 Doesn't he have a job to go to in the morning? 26 00:01:40,260 --> 00:01:42,660 - [Kitty] Jackie? - [Red] What the hell? 27 00:01:42,740 --> 00:01:45,900 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! 28 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,860 Forman, are you naked? 29 00:01:54,100 --> 00:01:56,020 (Rock Group Singing) 30 00:02:17,020 --> 00:02:18,780 (Ends) 31 00:02:18,860 --> 00:02:21,700 Hello, Wisconsin! 32 00:02:26,740 --> 00:02:29,620 Who the hell do you think you are... 33 00:02:29,660 --> 00:02:32,500 bringing a girl into my house in the middle of the night? 34 00:02:32,540 --> 00:02:36,340 And right in our basement. We keep our Christmas decorations down there. 35 00:02:37,820 --> 00:02:41,580 BabyJesus was watching. 36 00:02:44,700 --> 00:02:47,020 - I told you to look where you were going. - What idiot... 37 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:49,500 leaves a LEGO set right in front of the door? 38 00:02:49,580 --> 00:02:54,100 You knocked over my space command center? 39 00:02:54,180 --> 00:02:56,380 I spent three hours building that. 40 00:02:56,460 --> 00:02:59,700 All right. Now what is going on in my basement? 41 00:02:59,740 --> 00:03:02,500 Jackie's been sleeping here the last couple of weeks. 42 00:03:02,580 --> 00:03:07,220 Couple of weeks? This is not the Playboy Mansion, you know. 43 00:03:07,260 --> 00:03:11,820 - Look, nothing was going on. - Nothing was going on? 44 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:15,300 Um, space command centers were ruined! 45 00:03:15,380 --> 00:03:19,300 Would you please go put some pants on? 46 00:03:19,380 --> 00:03:21,820 This is where I eat. 47 00:03:25,780 --> 00:03:28,220 Jackie's only been staying here 'cause her dad's in jail... 48 00:03:28,300 --> 00:03:31,500 - and her mom's still not back yet. - Steven! That's private. 49 00:03:31,580 --> 00:03:34,060 Your mom's not back yet? You told me she came home. 50 00:03:34,140 --> 00:03:38,220 Could we not talk about this? I'm fine. Okay? Everything is fine. 51 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:41,140 - If you need a place- - No, no, no. I don't need anything. 52 00:03:41,220 --> 00:03:43,580 I'm only here 'cause... 53 00:03:43,620 --> 00:03:46,540 I am such a tramp. 54 00:03:46,620 --> 00:03:50,780 So, I should just go home and try to control my dirty urges. 55 00:03:50,820 --> 00:03:54,580 Jackie, you're not going home. There's nobody there. 56 00:03:54,620 --> 00:03:58,420 All right. Look, Jackie. Tonight you can sleep in Laurie's room... 57 00:03:58,500 --> 00:04:03,060 and then tomorrow, we'll track down your floozy mother. 58 00:04:03,140 --> 00:04:06,460 Honey, do you have any idea where she might be? 59 00:04:06,500 --> 00:04:12,140 Well, the last postcard I got had a picture of some guy with a bone through his nose. 60 00:04:12,220 --> 00:04:14,660 What is that, like, Tennessee? 61 00:04:17,740 --> 00:04:20,220 Hey, Donna. This just in: 62 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:23,660 Your weirdo boyfriend sleeps in the nude. 63 00:04:23,740 --> 00:04:25,860 Yeah? So? I do too. 64 00:04:25,940 --> 00:04:28,500 Oh, yeah! 65 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:34,580 Oh, I can see it now. 66 00:04:34,660 --> 00:04:37,060 And it is glorious. 67 00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:41,180 Excuse me. 68 00:04:43,340 --> 00:04:45,460 Jackie, I can't believe your parents are gone. 69 00:04:45,540 --> 00:04:50,700 - I'm so sorry. - Okay, everybody needs to stop worrying about me. 70 00:04:50,780 --> 00:04:53,500 I'm fine. I mean, how could I not be? 71 00:04:53,580 --> 00:04:58,900 Mrs. Forman did my hair and made me smiley-faced pancakes. 72 00:04:58,940 --> 00:05:03,780 Eric, this house is like a shabby hotel with really great service. 73 00:05:03,860 --> 00:05:07,700 Oh, hey, while you're visiting, here's my LEGO set and a picture... 74 00:05:07,780 --> 00:05:11,020 of the space command center. 75 00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:13,540 Okay? Get building. 76 00:05:13,620 --> 00:05:16,660 I swear to God, if my three-man escape pod doesn't fit the star bay... 77 00:05:16,740 --> 00:05:18,820 heads are gonna roll. 78 00:05:19,780 --> 00:05:22,620 I have a question. 79 00:05:22,660 --> 00:05:24,980 If Hyde was in Hyde's bed... 80 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:27,540 and Jackie was in Hyde's bed... 81 00:05:27,580 --> 00:05:30,660 what exactly was going on in said bed? 82 00:05:30,740 --> 00:05:33,260 Nothing. She needed a place to sleep. 83 00:05:33,340 --> 00:05:36,020 "Needed a place to sleep." 84 00:05:36,100 --> 00:05:40,180 Well, a bed is an interesting choice, now, wouldn't you say? 85 00:05:40,220 --> 00:05:44,180 Oh, shut up, Michael. It's not like we were doing it. 86 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:47,380 Oh, come on, Jackie. 87 00:05:47,420 --> 00:05:51,420 You can't sleep in the same bed with someone and not be doing it. 88 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:56,260 I've fallen asleep not doin' it and woken up doin' it. 89 00:05:56,340 --> 00:05:59,300 And that's why they won't put him to sleep at the dentist. 90 00:06:05,780 --> 00:06:08,060 Guys, I don't know what's going on with Nina. 91 00:06:08,140 --> 00:06:11,340 I keep asking to meet her parents, but she keeps making excuses. 92 00:06:11,420 --> 00:06:15,100 It's probably the same reason I won't let you meet my parents. 93 00:06:15,140 --> 00:06:18,740 She's afraid you're gonna say something weird and embarrass her. 94 00:06:18,780 --> 00:06:23,900 Oh, please. I'm a hot-looking, smooth-talking, frisky-assed son-of-a-bitch. 95 00:06:28,380 --> 00:06:30,620 Hey, Fez. Right there. 96 00:06:30,700 --> 00:06:34,540 That's, like- That's, like, a really weird thing to say. 97 00:06:36,140 --> 00:06:39,020 Yeah, I mean, we're used to you, but, dude, you're weird. 98 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:43,380 For Nina to let you meet her parents- 99 00:06:43,460 --> 00:06:46,260 I think what Kelso's trying to say is that... 100 00:06:46,300 --> 00:06:48,740 maybe you don't make the best first impression. 101 00:06:48,820 --> 00:06:50,740 Like, remember the first time you met my parents? 102 00:06:50,780 --> 00:06:54,860 - Mom, Dad, this is Fez. - Well, hello there. 103 00:07:01,660 --> 00:07:03,980 He did what? 104 00:07:05,780 --> 00:07:09,540 Yeah, and then it actually got even more disturbing. 105 00:07:10,820 --> 00:07:14,020 Get this creepy bastard off me! 106 00:07:17,780 --> 00:07:20,820 I never heard that story. 107 00:07:20,860 --> 00:07:23,260 So how was Forman's mom? 108 00:07:26,860 --> 00:07:29,620 Well, at first she was giving me nothing, but by the end... 109 00:07:29,660 --> 00:07:32,180 she was giving me something. 110 00:07:34,660 --> 00:07:37,940 Yeah! She's spunky! 111 00:07:37,980 --> 00:07:40,220 - Man, I'd kiss your mom. - Oh, my God. 112 00:07:40,300 --> 00:07:43,380 How could Jackie's mother abandon her only child? 113 00:07:43,420 --> 00:07:45,340 I have half a mind to take this public. 114 00:07:45,420 --> 00:07:48,460 [Gasps] We could go on Donahue. 115 00:07:48,540 --> 00:07:51,260 No. Go on Carson. He's funnier. 116 00:07:52,620 --> 00:07:54,900 One time, the animal guy was on... 117 00:07:54,940 --> 00:07:57,260 his parrot dooked right on Johnny's head. 118 00:07:58,700 --> 00:08:00,740 Dad, I think you're missing the point. 119 00:08:00,820 --> 00:08:02,860 We need to find Jackie someplace to stay, you know... 120 00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:04,820 where she won't be all alone. 121 00:08:04,900 --> 00:08:07,100 I can get her a room at the hotel I work at. 122 00:08:07,180 --> 00:08:10,460 No, Jackie is not staying in a hotel. We have an empty room right here. 123 00:08:10,540 --> 00:08:15,580 Kitty, every time we have an empty room, you wanna fill it up with a stray child. 124 00:08:16,860 --> 00:08:19,980 You're like the old lady who lived in a shoe. 125 00:08:23,260 --> 00:08:25,140 Did you just call me "old"? 126 00:08:26,460 --> 00:08:28,460 Okay. Okay. Here's what I th/nk. 127 00:08:28,540 --> 00:08:32,420 Oh, hey, everybody! Mr. Nude has an opinion. 128 00:08:35,460 --> 00:08:39,740 I'm sure we're all interested in what Mr. Nude has to say. 129 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:42,940 Floor's all yours... 130 00:08:43,020 --> 00:08:44,860 Mr. Nude. 131 00:08:44,940 --> 00:08:48,540 - Never mind. - I guess he was just thinkin'... 132 00:08:48,620 --> 00:08:50,660 about bein' nude. 133 00:08:50,740 --> 00:08:52,660 What is wrong with you people? 134 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:56,180 There is nothing funny about a teenaged girl whose mother abandoned her. 135 00:08:56,220 --> 00:08:59,140 You know, we're aIIJackie's got. We can't just turn our backs on her. 136 00:09:00,780 --> 00:09:04,780 Donna, you're right. You teIIJackie she can stay with us. 137 00:09:04,860 --> 00:09:07,540 What? No. No, she can't stay with us. 138 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:11,060 - Sure. She can stay in your room with you. - But- 139 00:09:14,260 --> 00:09:16,740 Oh, you're all gonna pay for this! 140 00:09:23,580 --> 00:09:27,020 I can't believe my dad's making me ask Jackie to move in with us. 141 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:29,180 This is gonna be a nightmare. 142 00:09:29,260 --> 00:09:31,620 "Donna, where's your spirit?" 143 00:09:31,700 --> 00:09:33,860 "Donna, you're still hungry?" 144 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:37,100 "Donna, your lumberjack head is blocking out the sun." [Whining Scoff] 145 00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:41,940 You know, I'm not too big. She is too small. 146 00:09:41,980 --> 00:09:44,540 Okay, just for the record... 147 00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:47,860 I don't sleep nude for any disgusting reason. 148 00:09:47,940 --> 00:09:50,020 I'm just a hot sleeper. 149 00:09:51,820 --> 00:09:53,940 Okay, I'm not a hot sleeper. 150 00:09:53,980 --> 00:09:57,060 I'm 17 years old. I sleep right next door to the girl I love. 151 00:09:57,140 --> 00:09:59,140 Things occur to me. Okay? 152 00:09:59,220 --> 00:10:02,900 If I'm already nude, you know- It just saves time. 153 00:10:02,940 --> 00:10:06,300 Guys, Nina agreed to let me meet her parents. 154 00:10:06,380 --> 00:10:08,220 And to seem completely normal... 155 00:10:08,300 --> 00:10:10,860 I've come up with the perfect opening line for Nina's mother. 156 00:10:10,940 --> 00:10:13,260 [Clears Throat] "Hello, Mrs. Bartel. 157 00:10:13,340 --> 00:10:15,900 I can see where Nina gets her lovely ass." 158 00:10:17,860 --> 00:10:20,940 You're so weird, man. 159 00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:23,220 You know what? There's a way around that. 160 00:10:23,300 --> 00:10:25,420 I'm gonna make you so beautiful... 161 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:28,300 that Nina's parents don't notice how freakin' weird you are. 162 00:10:28,380 --> 00:10:31,340 Bein' beautiful-That's how I get away with stuff. 163 00:10:31,420 --> 00:10:33,300 Except my problem is I gotta tone it down... 164 00:10:33,380 --> 00:10:35,340 'cause otherwise the chick's mom gets interested. 165 00:10:35,420 --> 00:10:37,820 Then we got a big problem. 166 00:10:39,100 --> 00:10:41,180 Let's make you man-pretty. 167 00:11:25,460 --> 00:11:27,540 [No Audible Dialogue] 168 00:11:51,620 --> 00:11:54,100 Okay. I've been thinking about what to do with Jackie. 169 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:57,660 I think we're overlooking the mobile home option. 170 00:11:57,740 --> 00:12:00,460 Okay? You could park her right in the driveway... 171 00:12:00,540 --> 00:12:04,340 and we'll all know she's safe in her own little, steel box. 172 00:12:04,420 --> 00:12:06,860 Donna, you have to let her stay with you. 173 00:12:06,940 --> 00:12:08,820 Come on. She's your best friend. 174 00:12:08,900 --> 00:12:10,900 She's not my best friend. 175 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,020 Well, then, who's your best friend? 176 00:12:16,060 --> 00:12:19,220 Oh, crap! How the hell did that happen? 177 00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:23,380 Oh, look. Mr. Nude is helping. 178 00:12:23,420 --> 00:12:25,420 Mr. Nude, huh? 179 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:27,780 That was my nickname in college. 180 00:12:27,860 --> 00:12:30,220 Dad, you didn't go to college. 181 00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:33,260 Didn't stop me from gettin' a nickname. 182 00:12:33,340 --> 00:12:37,740 You all gonna be here for this? I don't thinkJackie's gonna be cool with that. 183 00:12:37,820 --> 00:12:40,140 Well, Steven, everybody needs support. 184 00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:44,460 Like this one time, I left the supermarket in a really bad mood... 185 00:12:44,540 --> 00:12:48,300 and then I met these very nice people, the Hare Krishnas. 186 00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:51,460 They sang me a song. They gave me some rice. 187 00:12:51,540 --> 00:12:53,540 It was just the little pickup I needed. 188 00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:57,020 You know, if I hadn't had to make dinner, I might've gotten into their van. 189 00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:59,500 [Laughing] 190 00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:04,620 Yeah, those freaks were hasslin' me once too. 191 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:08,780 So when they weren't lookin', I stole five boxes ofThin Mints. 192 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,660 Kelso, those were Girl Scouts. 193 00:13:17,620 --> 00:13:20,700 Whatever, man. They were pushy. 194 00:13:20,780 --> 00:13:22,780 Here comes Jackie. 195 00:13:22,860 --> 00:13:24,700 Well, I think this is a big mistake. 196 00:13:24,780 --> 00:13:27,380 When this blows up in your face, don't come lookin' for me. 197 00:13:27,460 --> 00:13:30,780 I'll be bustin' up Forman's space station again. 198 00:13:34,140 --> 00:13:38,140 Jackie! Jackie, Donna has something she wants to ask you. 199 00:13:38,220 --> 00:13:40,140 - Donna. - [Clears Throat] 200 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,740 So, Jackie, we were all thinking... 201 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,660 that you might come stay with me for awhile... 202 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:47,060 since you're having such a hard time right now. 203 00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:49,780 God! I'm so sick of this! 204 00:13:49,860 --> 00:13:51,700 I don't have hard times! 205 00:13:51,780 --> 00:13:54,700 I'm Jackie Burkhart. I got voted head cheerleader... 206 00:13:54,780 --> 00:13:58,540 by the largest margin in cheerleader history. 207 00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:01,020 I have a wonderful life. 208 00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:03,940 - Yeah, but, Jackie, your dad's in prison, and your mom- - I'm sorry, Donna... 209 00:14:04,020 --> 00:14:06,940 but you're just not popular enough for me to live with. 210 00:14:08,060 --> 00:14:10,980 [Scoffs] I'm not popular enough? 211 00:14:11,060 --> 00:14:13,380 I was doing you a favor, 'cause I felt bad for you. 212 00:14:13,460 --> 00:14:16,300 Well, don't. Okay? I don't need to be your good deed for the day. 213 00:14:16,380 --> 00:14:21,660 Fine. There's the door. Don't let it hit your popular, little butt on the way out. 214 00:14:22,620 --> 00:14:24,660 F-Fine. 215 00:14:27,340 --> 00:14:30,900 Well, that was pretty hot. 216 00:14:36,140 --> 00:14:39,580 And that is how you make a canoe out of banana skins. 217 00:14:39,660 --> 00:14:41,580 Oh! 218 00:14:42,860 --> 00:14:45,300 They love me. See? There's nothing to worry about. 219 00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:49,180 - Great. Then we should get going. - Oh! Oh! Don't go. 220 00:14:49,260 --> 00:14:52,780 Oh, it's such a pleasure having someone so exotic in our home. 221 00:14:54,220 --> 00:14:56,820 We're so happy that Nina has made a friend of you, Fez. 222 00:14:56,860 --> 00:15:02,100 Well, maybe it's because I'm so handsome and not at all creepy. 223 00:15:02,180 --> 00:15:04,700 And, by the way, I see where Nina gets her lovely ass. 224 00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:06,700 [All Laughing] 225 00:15:09,860 --> 00:15:11,780 Hey, I was talking to you, Mr. Bartel. 226 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:15,540 Oh, my! 227 00:15:16,860 --> 00:15:18,940 Honey, you are really broadening your horizons. 228 00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:22,140 Having a friend like this is gonna look great on your college application. 229 00:15:22,220 --> 00:15:24,500 Yes. We always enjoy meeting Nina's friends. 230 00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:27,500 You keep calling me her "friend." Don't you mean, her "boyfriend"? 231 00:15:27,580 --> 00:15:30,940 [Stammering] Boyfriend? 232 00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:35,540 [Laughing] 233 00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:39,340 - What's so funny? - You can't be her boyfriend. 234 00:15:39,420 --> 00:15:42,100 - Why not? - Because you're-What's the word, honey? 235 00:15:42,140 --> 00:15:45,140 - "Different"? - Okay. Different. 236 00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:49,580 Oh, I see. 237 00:15:49,660 --> 00:15:51,980 - You mean, "not white." - Fez, no. 238 00:15:52,060 --> 00:15:53,900 I think I'll be leaving now. Good day. 239 00:15:53,980 --> 00:15:56,500 - Fez, wait. - I said, "Good day." 240 00:15:58,780 --> 00:16:00,940 By the way, I hope you do not have a good day. 241 00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:07,580 And then when I asked her to live with me, she said I'm not freakin' popular. 242 00:16:07,660 --> 00:16:10,740 Am I not on the radio all the time as "Hot Donna"? 243 00:16:10,780 --> 00:16:15,780 Okay? There are "Hot Donna" posters all over town, objectifying me. 244 00:16:15,860 --> 00:16:18,500 Is Jackie being objectified? No! 245 00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:23,780 She only said that 'cause you embarrassed her in a roomful of people. 246 00:16:23,860 --> 00:16:27,460 It was like a damn telethon in there. The only thing missing was Jerry Lewis. 247 00:16:27,540 --> 00:16:30,580 So, what, it's my fault, 'cause I didn't ask her right? 248 00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:34,900 Okay. How about when your mom left? 249 00:16:34,980 --> 00:16:37,700 Think how you would've felt if you walked into a roomful of people... 250 00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:41,300 everyone's talking about how sad your life is and how much they pity you. 251 00:16:41,380 --> 00:16:43,660 - Yeah. I guess I get that. - I'm just sayin' that... 252 00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:46,260 Jackie needs a place to stay, and it'd be really cool... 253 00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:49,460 if you can ask her in a way that doesn't make her feel bad. 254 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:52,180 [Groans] Fine. 255 00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:54,620 But she didn't have to call me "unpopular." Okay? 256 00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:59,460 Unpopular girls don't get free Slurpees from Tommy at the 7-Eleven. 257 00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:05,260 Donna, two years ago, Tommy tried to jump a school bus on his moped. 258 00:17:05,340 --> 00:17:09,220 He didn't make it, and now he gives everyone free Slurpees. 259 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:17,540 So you see, Jackie, the reason I asked you to stay with me before... 260 00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:20,620 is because, well, you were right. 261 00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:24,180 I am unpopular. 262 00:17:24,220 --> 00:17:26,180 Go on. 263 00:17:28,220 --> 00:17:31,900 I'm, um, too tall... 264 00:17:31,980 --> 00:17:35,100 and-and red hair is gross. 265 00:17:36,540 --> 00:17:39,300 And, well, if I don't do something soon... 266 00:17:39,380 --> 00:17:42,420 my unpopularity is gonna follow me to college- 267 00:17:42,460 --> 00:17:44,380 unless you help. 268 00:17:45,340 --> 00:17:47,580 Please come stay with me. 269 00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:52,940 Jackie- 270 00:17:53,020 --> 00:17:55,540 [Haltingly] Help me be more like you. 271 00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:04,660 Well, as long as everybody knows I'm doing it for you... 272 00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:07,980 - I'll do it. - Great. 273 00:18:09,340 --> 00:18:12,340 Hey, Donna. Thank you. 274 00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:16,580 - You're welcome. - Okay. First things first. 275 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:20,660 If you wanna be more popular, you're gonna have to break up with Eric. 276 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,780 What? 277 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:32,220 You know, I have been called many names since coming to this country... 278 00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:34,380 but I have never been treated like that before. 279 00:18:34,460 --> 00:18:37,020 Look, Fez... 280 00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:39,980 unfortunately, there are some people in this world... 281 00:18:40,060 --> 00:18:42,660 that are gonna judge you on the color of your skin... 282 00:18:42,740 --> 00:18:44,780 or your funny accent... 283 00:18:44,860 --> 00:18:47,260 or that girlie little way you run. 284 00:18:50,780 --> 00:18:53,540 But you know what? You're not alone. 285 00:18:53,620 --> 00:18:56,620 Why do you think the Martians won't land here? 286 00:18:56,700 --> 00:19:00,660 'Cause they're green, and they know people are gonna make fun of'em. 287 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:03,620 You said it, brother. 288 00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:07,460 I just wish there were someplace in the world where prejudice didn't exist. 289 00:19:07,540 --> 00:19:10,100 Huh. Well, that's Canada. 290 00:19:14,260 --> 00:19:16,820 Yup. Good old Canada. 291 00:19:16,860 --> 00:19:18,740 They don't make generalizations about people... 292 00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:21,100 'cause they're too busy playing hockey or gettin' drunk... 293 00:19:21,180 --> 00:19:24,340 or putting maple syrup on their ham. 294 00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:29,060 - Fez, we need to talk. - Hey! He might not be from this country... 295 00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:31,100 but he's beautiful, damn it! 296 00:19:34,580 --> 00:19:38,300 Nina, our relationship is over. My self-respect demands it... 297 00:19:38,380 --> 00:19:40,700 and there's nothing you can say to make me change my mind. 298 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:44,660 My parents are jerks. I wanna get back at them by doing it with you on their bed. 299 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,900 Except that. Thanks, Kelso. 300 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,000 [Clanging] 301 00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:00,640 Fire! Fire! 302 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:04,440 - What are you doing? - Well, look at this. 303 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:06,560 Mr. Nude is still nude. 304 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:11,320 - You're nuts. - Wow. 305 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:14,640 Strong words from Mr. Nude. 306 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:20,280 We're doin' this every night until you put on some bottoms. 307 00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:22,200 [Clanging] 308 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:23,560 Fire! 309 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:24,880 Fire!