1 00:00:05,020 --> 00:00:07,620 Eric, what are you doing eating? 2 00:00:07,700 --> 00:00:10,260 Well, it's mainly for survival. 3 00:00:11,860 --> 00:00:15,660 But I also enjoy the fruity taste. 4 00:00:15,740 --> 00:00:19,420 I told you to replace the hubcap on the Vista Cruiser. 5 00:00:19,500 --> 00:00:22,100 So, what is it? You're mature enough to get married... 6 00:00:22,180 --> 00:00:24,580 but not mature enough to replace a hubcap? 7 00:00:24,660 --> 00:00:27,780 Well, let's see. You took away my keys, so I can't drive. 8 00:00:27,860 --> 00:00:30,740 And you took away my job, so I can't afford a new hubcap. 9 00:00:30,820 --> 00:00:35,420 You also took away my self-esteem, so I have no pride in my job or my possessions. 10 00:00:37,300 --> 00:00:39,660 For gosh sake, you've been arguing for two weeks. 11 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:42,780 Now stop it. Help me with this crossword puzzle. 12 00:00:44,020 --> 00:00:47,140 I need a four-letter word... 13 00:00:47,180 --> 00:00:49,060 for disappointment. 14 00:00:49,100 --> 00:00:51,340 Eric. 15 00:00:55,460 --> 00:00:57,620 [Gasps] It fits. 16 00:01:03,020 --> 00:01:05,460 Well, now, that can't be right. 17 00:01:06,820 --> 00:01:08,860 So, he's like, "Replace the hubcap." 18 00:01:08,940 --> 00:01:12,740 And I'm like, "Hey, why don't you replace the hubcap." 19 00:01:12,820 --> 00:01:16,780 And that is why I'm trimming the hedges. 20 00:01:16,860 --> 00:01:18,700 Yeah. 21 00:01:18,780 --> 00:01:22,580 I only mess with Red when I really need the discipline. 22 00:01:22,660 --> 00:01:24,580 He's a total hard-ass. 23 00:01:26,220 --> 00:01:29,900 Hard-ass? Take another look, my friend. It jiggles when he wiggles. 24 00:01:32,380 --> 00:01:34,820 Man, I don't know what the hell the deal is with Leo. 25 00:01:34,900 --> 00:01:37,060 He told me to take a week off two weeks ago... 26 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:39,780 - and I haven't heard from him since. - We need to find him... 27 00:01:39,860 --> 00:01:42,860 'cause we're all out of film, if you know what I mean. 28 00:01:42,940 --> 00:01:47,300 I need film. Then I could take pictures of Nina and me doing it. 29 00:01:48,380 --> 00:01:52,300 Fez, film doesn't really mean "film." 30 00:01:52,380 --> 00:01:55,340 Who cares? Because for the first time in my life... 31 00:01:55,420 --> 00:01:57,700 doin' it really means "doin' it." 32 00:02:02,180 --> 00:02:05,300 So, I guess this is the way... 33 00:02:05,380 --> 00:02:09,380 an immature, engaged, high school dumb-ass... 34 00:02:09,420 --> 00:02:13,900 with no car, no job and no money trims the hedges. 35 00:02:16,340 --> 00:02:19,580 That was like eight burns in one sentence. 36 00:02:22,340 --> 00:02:24,820 An octo-burn. 37 00:02:24,900 --> 00:02:27,460 Let's get the hell out of here. 38 00:02:31,180 --> 00:02:35,100 Okay, you two, since you won't bond on your own... 39 00:02:35,180 --> 00:02:37,380 I have signed you up for the father/son competition... 40 00:02:37,420 --> 00:02:42,020 at this year's Point Place Paul Bunyan Pioneer DayJamboree. 41 00:02:45,140 --> 00:02:47,940 - Kitty, that sounds horrible. - Yeah, I agree. 42 00:02:47,980 --> 00:02:49,940 You hear that? We've already bonded. 43 00:02:52,020 --> 00:02:54,020 No, it's too late. It's for charity. 44 00:02:54,060 --> 00:02:57,140 Now, don't forget... 45 00:02:58,340 --> 00:03:01,700 your commemorative coonskin caps. 46 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:09,820 Huh. 47 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:13,700 So that's what you'd look like with hair. 48 00:03:17,420 --> 00:03:19,340 (Rock Group Singing) 49 00:03:40,340 --> 00:03:42,140 (Ends) 50 00:03:42,220 --> 00:03:45,020 Hello, Wisconsin! 51 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:58,360 - Hey. - I'd kiss you... 52 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:01,760 but I'm afraid your hat will wake up and scratch my eyes out. 53 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:09,360 So, you guys, Joanne has been chosen to emcee Pioneer Days. Tell 'em why, baby. 54 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:12,440 I won the tobacco-spitting contest last year. 55 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:15,560 What a lady. 56 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:18,040 I'll be mannin' the hard-cider booth. 57 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:21,240 It's a good way to raise money 'cause of all the drunks. 58 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:25,640 Oh! Ooh, people are signing in. Come on. Get excited, you two! 59 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:30,400 Well, howdy, newcomers! I'm Charlie Miller. 60 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:33,840 You can call me Charlie. This is my son, Mitch. 61 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:38,200 You can call me "ladies man." 62 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:42,120 - "Ladies man." - Did somebody call me? 63 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:47,040 I'm Red Forman. This is my son, Eric. 64 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,280 You can call him dumb-ass. 65 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:54,640 Well, we don't use the A-S-S word. 66 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:56,840 We have a reputation to uphold. 67 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:59,080 We're the two-time champs. 68 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:01,800 Little secret, Red. I tell Mitch it doesn't matter how we do... 69 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:03,720 as long as we're together. 70 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:05,560 - And why is that, Dad? - 'Cause we bad! 71 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:08,200 - Oh, yeah, that's right! We bad! - We bad! 72 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:11,640 All right. Dad, they have a catch phrase. Hey, what's ours? 73 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:13,640 Shut up, dumb-ass. 74 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:18,800 Yeah. Shut up, dumb-ass. Okay. Yeah. 75 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:26,600 No wonder Leo hasn't told me to come to work. There's no work to come to. 76 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:30,000 - Mmm, did he leave a note? - [Fez] Nope. 77 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,960 Just this. 78 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:39,480 You know, he looked dirty... 79 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:42,160 but he always smelled like clean sheets. 80 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:46,280 You're talking about him like he's gone, man. 81 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:49,040 He would have told me if he was leaving town. 82 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:52,880 Maybe... a U.F.O. Appeared. 83 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:58,080 And it shot down a beam and made everyone... 84 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:01,320 and everything inside the Fotohut vanish. 85 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,440 Yeah, like an apparition. 86 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:10,160 Kelso, you don't even know what an apparition is. 87 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:13,320 Hey, if I can't use words I don't understand... 88 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:15,960 this is gonna be one quiet afternoon. 89 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:20,440 Let's get started. 90 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:22,680 "To make room for a new tradin' post... 91 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:26,360 "Paul Bunyan needs to clear-cut 200 acres of forest. 92 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:29,240 The first team to chop 25 logs wins." 93 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:31,160 And... chop! 94 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,200 Um, excuse me. My ax is stuck. 95 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:40,160 Way to go, Mitch. 96 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:44,800 - That's right! We bad! - Oh, yeah, we bad! 97 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:46,840 Pull the ax out, Eric. 98 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:48,800 I can't. It's really stuck in there. 99 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:53,080 And you think you're ready to be married. You can't even chop wood. 100 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:56,440 What are you gonna do for heat in the winter, burn comic books? 101 00:06:56,480 --> 00:07:00,440 Hmm, I don't know. I guess I would probably just turn on the heater! 102 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:03,680 How can Eric and Red be fighting already? 103 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:08,600 Well, it's almost as if forcing them together against their will... 104 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:11,520 and giving them sharp objects... 105 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:14,680 wasn't really the best way to get them to make up. 106 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:19,080 Another hard cider, Bob. 107 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:21,000 Make it a double. 108 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:32,760 Well, we couldn't find Leo. We just checked all his hangouts. 109 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:36,880 - The Hub. - Alley behind The Hub. 110 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:41,200 - Fatso Burger. - Alley behind the Fatso Burger. 111 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:44,800 Hyde, when are you gonna accept the fact that Leo just bailed? 112 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:47,960 Man, he would not leave without saying good-bye, okay? 113 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:50,440 I know him better than I know my own father. 114 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:53,560 I'd like to do it with Nina in an alley. 115 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:58,160 My bare ass... 116 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:04,720 pressed up against a cold Dumpster. 117 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:19,520 You know, we're getting killed here thanks to your screwing up that last event. 118 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:23,840 All you had to do was build a cabin out of Lincoln Logs. 119 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:29,760 Well, I thought I'd score some extra points... 120 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:33,000 by building the Millennium Falcon. 121 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:36,400 The Millennium what? 122 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:40,080 If that's a Star Wars thing, I'm gonna kick you in the ass. 123 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:44,800 It's... not a Star Wars thing. 124 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:48,560 It's a very rare falcon... 125 00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:54,240 that can do the Kessel Run in under six parsecs. 126 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:58,120 Hey, just remember, guys. It's not whether you win or lose. 127 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:00,040 It's how you play the game. 128 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:02,680 Unfortunately, you guys don't know how to play the game. 129 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:06,360 Oh, hey. We don't wanna rub it in their face they're big losers. 130 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:08,560 - Oh! - Oh! 131 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:11,120 I don't know. It just came out. 132 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:16,320 This is the worst Point Place Paul Bunyan Pioneer Days Jamboree ever. 133 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:26,200 And now, the cow-milking event. 134 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:28,720 Could you just award us our first-place points right now? 135 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:33,440 It'd save a lot of time and embarrassment for our friends over here. 136 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:36,640 You know, it kinda would. 137 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:40,920 "Babe the Blue Ox needs lots of calcium to carry Paul Bunyan's lumber... 138 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,600 "or his brittle bones will snap and he'll die. 139 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:45,600 "The first team to fill their barrel with milk... 140 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:48,520 and save Babe from osteoporosis wins." 141 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:50,600 [Cackling] 142 00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:53,040 And... milk! 143 00:09:56,360 --> 00:10:01,040 - Um, hey! There's something wrong with our cow. - [Lowing] 144 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:03,440 Her things aren't workin'! 145 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:06,200 You can't just yank on 'em. 146 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:09,200 Red never was much for foreplay. 147 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:14,640 - Keep it comin', Mitch. - This is amazing. 148 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:17,040 It's like she was waiting for my magic fingers... 149 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:21,280 to coax that sweet liquid right out of her teats. 150 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:24,240 - Move over, Dad. I'll show you how it's done. - What makes you think- 151 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:28,880 Go, Eric. Go. 152 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:32,080 Well, honey, good for you. [Chuckles] 153 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:37,520 Mitch, they're winning. What happened to your magic fingers? 154 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:40,280 Get off my back, old man! 155 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:42,280 Dad, here. 156 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,560 [Joanne] Team Forman wins! 157 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:53,200 You let me down, son. I thought you were better than that. 158 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:56,040 What are you gonna do? Lock me in the closet again? 159 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:59,080 He locks me in the closet! 160 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:02,240 It's a walk-in! It's a walk-in. 161 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:07,720 So, Dad, what do you say now? 162 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:10,320 Why are you so good at that? 163 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:18,280 How are we gonna break into Leo's apartment? 164 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:24,400 [Groans] We need a credit card to slip in the door. 165 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:26,440 Ponch used one on CHiPs once... 166 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:29,000 and the lady he rescued was so grateful they did it. 167 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:33,840 Kelso, if we had a credit card, we could buy a sledgehammer and break down the door. 168 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:37,720 If we had a credit card, I'd be butt-deep in Jordache right now. 169 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:48,600 - Oh, Leo, man. - I'm gonna kick him, see if he's okay. 170 00:11:48,680 --> 00:11:52,360 - Kelso, no. - Well, at least throw something at him. 171 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,280 If he's asleep, he'll wake up. 172 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:58,600 If he's dead, you can say you threw something at a dead guy. 173 00:11:58,680 --> 00:12:04,000 Uuh! Aah! Officer, I have a prescription for that. 174 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:06,160 No, relax, bud. We're just looking for Leo. 175 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:10,280 Oh, he left. I'm his cousin, Eli. 176 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:14,440 Really, he just left? He didn't call or anything? 177 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:16,880 Oh, Steven, I'm sorry. 178 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:19,520 Don't take it personal, Hyde. You know Leo never liked phones. 179 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:22,800 He said he could hear voices in 'em. 180 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:26,280 By the way, he left a note. 181 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:29,360 Do any of you know a kid named Heidi? 182 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:32,440 He means Hyde. That's me, man. [Excitedly] The note's for me! 183 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:37,160 [Coolly] I mean, the note's for me. [Clears Throat] 184 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:41,880 "Dear Hyde, man. One day I stopped in Point Place for some gas. 185 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,560 "Before I knew it, eight years had passed. 186 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:47,200 "Whoa. That rhymes. 187 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:51,280 "Anyway, I should get home to my wife. 188 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:53,960 "Take care. You're a good kid, man. 189 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:57,320 You're a good kid-man." 190 00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:00,160 See, I told you he wouldn't leave without saying good-bye. 191 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:05,200 Oh, Steven, you really do love that old, dirty, little hippie. 192 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:07,560 And, uh, he left you something else. 193 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:12,400 He said that you liked "film," if you know what I mean. 194 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:14,480 All right. 195 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:17,880 I was hoping we could take something home. Put it in the shirt pocket. 196 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:19,880 Holy hell! 197 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:29,000 You know, Donna, I've been drinking- 198 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:36,080 I mean, thinking. 199 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:38,080 [Cackling] 200 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,520 I want you and Eric to get married. 201 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:45,800 Okay, even though I know it's just the cider talking... 202 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:48,200 - yea! - [Laughing] 203 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:51,080 "Pioneer Pete is lost in the woods. 204 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,400 "Assemble the map to find his bow and arrow. 205 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:57,080 "And shoot the bell with the arrow and Pioneer Pete will appear. 206 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:59,280 Do not shoot Pioneer Pete." 207 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,200 And... go. 208 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:05,480 - Okay, this one goes here. - And this piece goes here. 209 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:07,440 Come on, Mitch. Don't give up. 210 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,800 Okay, Mr. "I Haven't Had AJob In Five Years." 211 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:14,480 - So the bow and arrow are behind the feeding trough! - Go, go, go! 212 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:21,320 - [Dings] - [Both Cheer] 213 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:27,320 Howdy, y'all! I'm Pioneer Pete! 214 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:32,080 Look, Donna. It's me, your dad. 215 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:36,640 Well, Mitch, I hope you're happy. 216 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:40,560 How can I be happy? Our whole life is a lie. 217 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:43,400 Am I really supposed to believe that Kathy is my little sister? 218 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:48,160 She doesn't look anything like me. She is Cuban, for Pete's sake! 219 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,560 And what about your Friday bowling nights? 220 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,360 I looked in your bowling bag. You know what I found? 221 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:55,360 Butt-less chaps! 222 00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:59,440 What's with the butt-less chaps? 223 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:03,920 Your mother's inhibited. 224 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:06,840 [Groaning] 225 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,040 [Loud Groan] 226 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:12,760 Don't shake hands with that guy. 227 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:20,000 I can't close my mouth. 228 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:22,920 Can you close your mouth? 229 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,480 It's really starting to freak me out. 230 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:28,480 Leo's the best. 231 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,880 Leo made me a grilled cheese once. 232 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:36,840 He used butter and made the crust extra toasty. 233 00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:38,840 He forgot cheese. 234 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:44,760 I'm gonna miss that grilled-cheese-makin' son of a bitch. 235 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:47,800 You know, one time, I heard Leo talking on the phone... 236 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,920 and he was speaking Chinese. 237 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,400 So I said, "Leo, stop speaking Chinese." 238 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:57,800 So he turned around, and it wasn't Leo. 239 00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:00,120 It was a Chinese guy. 240 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:04,040 [Sighs] You know, I'll never forget that. 241 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:10,440 I'm just sad I'll never get to see his face when I tell him I did it with Nina. 242 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:14,080 Actually, I'd like to see my face when I do it with Nina. 243 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,600 I bet I look like a stallion. 244 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:25,160 So today we sit in this circle in honor of Leo. 245 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:28,320 He was my boss. He was my friend. 246 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:31,680 He was my connection. To Leo. 247 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:33,640 [All] To Leo! 248 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:39,560 Well, I found out... 249 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:42,480 how much cider is too much cider. 250 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:45,640 A barrel? 251 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:47,560 Shut it! 252 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:50,920 Great news. Little Timmy Stinson cut his finger off in a whittling event. 253 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,240 They're out. We're in second place. 254 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:56,600 And if we win this next event, we'll be champions. 255 00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:59,240 And maybe even friends. 256 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:06,320 Look, we've had a rough day... 257 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,680 and we've both said some things that we didn't mean. 258 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:12,360 But we've got to pull it together for this final event. 259 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:14,520 Just tell me where you go Friday nights. 260 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:19,160 I rent a motel room and I lock the door and I cry, okay? 261 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:22,120 I cry like a damn baby. 262 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:25,560 Why do you need butt-less chaps for that? 263 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,840 Okay, it's time for our final event. 264 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:34,280 "Transport your gold in a genuine covered wagon to Pioneer Pete's"- 265 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,520 You know what? I'm tired. Pull the wagons. Go. 266 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,440 ## [Man Singing Country] 267 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:59,840 ## [Ends] 268 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:16,080 - Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! [Grunts] - [Panting] 269 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:18,080 Ooh! 270 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:22,000 - Mm-hmm. - Who's bad? 271 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:26,360 - We bad. - That's right. 272 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:29,040 - We bad! - We bad! We bad! 273 00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:34,280 Okay, it's time for Pioneer Pete to claim his gold! 274 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,920 I saw that, Donna. 275 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:42,960 Well, I'm sorry. I know you think I'm a disappointment and stuff. 276 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,280 Hey. I'm proud of how we did. 277 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:53,760 Look, I know what it's like to have your dad riding you all the time. 278 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:57,160 My old man was always on me to go to engineering school. 279 00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:01,000 And when I didn't, he was so mad we didn't talk for a year. 280 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:05,120 So, you're the softy in your family? 281 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:13,600 See, my dad's vision for my life was wrong. 282 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:16,200 Only I knew what was best. 283 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,320 Not my dad. You understand what I'm saying? 284 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:24,160 Wow. Are-Are you admitting that you're wrong... 285 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:26,400 that it's okay for me and Donna to get married? 286 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:28,720 What? 287 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:32,760 No, no. 288 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:35,720 I'm saying that my dad was wrong and I was right. 289 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,960 Just like I'm right now. 290 00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:44,720 The point is, I'm always right, so break it off! 291 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:51,880 Well, at least you're still happy for us. 292 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:56,360 Please, Donna, I'm standing right here. There's no need to yell! 293 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:05,800 You know what? I don't care what my dad says. 294 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:08,880 I am more committed to this marriage than ever. 295 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:12,200 Well, after seeing how you handled that cow, so am I. 296 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:22,760 Okay. So you raise the ax, and you bring it straight down. 297 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:26,120 - Okay? Raise. Bring down. - That's easy. 298 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:30,760 Now, it's all about leverage. You know, torque. 299 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:33,920 Okay. I... don't know what either of those is... 300 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,840 but I'll give it a shot. 301 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,280 [Cow Lowing] 302 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,280 - Let's get outta here. - Right behind you.