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Eric, what are you doing eating?
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Well, it's mainly for survival.
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But I also enjoy the fruity taste.
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I told you to replace
the hubcap on the Vista Cruiser.
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So, what is it?
You're mature enough to get married...
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but not mature enough
to replace a hubcap?
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Well, let's see.
You took away my keys, so I can't drive.
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And you took away my job,
so I can't afford a new hubcap.
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You also took away my self-esteem,
so I have no pride in my job or my possessions.
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For gosh sake,
you've been arguing for two weeks.
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Now stop it.
Help me with this crossword puzzle.
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I need a four-letter word...
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for disappointment.
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Eric.
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[Gasps]
It fits.
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Well, now, that can't be right.
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So, he's like, "Replace the hubcap."
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And I'm like,
"Hey, why don't you replace the hubcap."
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And that is why
I'm trimming the hedges.
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Yeah.
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I only mess with Red when
I really need the discipline.
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He's a total hard-ass.
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Hard-ass? Take another look,
my friend. It jiggles when he wiggles.
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Man, I don't know what
the hell the deal is with Leo.
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He told me to take
a week off two weeks ago...
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- and I haven't heard from him since.
- We need to find him...
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'cause we're all out of film,
if you know what I mean.
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I need film. Then I could take pictures
of Nina and me doing it.
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Fez, film doesn't
really mean "film."
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Who cares? Because for
the first time in my life...
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doin' it really means "doin' it."
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So, I guess this is the way...
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an immature, engaged,
high school dumb-ass...
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with no car, no job and no money
trims the hedges.
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That was like eight burns
in one sentence.
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An octo-burn.
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Let's get the hell out of here.
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Okay, you two,
since you won't bond on your own...
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I have signed you up
for the father/son competition...
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at this year's Point Place
Paul Bunyan Pioneer DayJamboree.
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- Kitty, that sounds horrible.
- Yeah, I agree.
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You hear that?
We've already bonded.
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No, it's too late.
It's for charity.
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Now, don't forget...
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your commemorative coonskin caps.
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Huh.
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So that's what
you'd look like with hair.
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(Rock Group Singing)
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(Ends)
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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- Hey.
- I'd kiss you...
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but I'm afraid your hat will wake
up and scratch my eyes out.
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So, you guys, Joanne has been chosen
to emcee Pioneer Days. Tell 'em why, baby.
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I won the tobacco-spitting
contest last year.
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What a lady.
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I'll be mannin'
the hard-cider booth.
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It's a good way to raise money
'cause of all the drunks.
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Oh! Ooh, people are signing in.
Come on. Get excited, you two!
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Well, howdy, newcomers!
I'm Charlie Miller.
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You can call me Charlie.
This is my son, Mitch.
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You can call me "ladies man."
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- "Ladies man."
- Did somebody call me?
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I'm Red Forman.
This is my son, Eric.
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You can call him dumb-ass.
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Well, we don't use the A-S-S word.
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We have a reputation to uphold.
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We're the two-time champs.
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Little secret, Red. I tell Mitch
it doesn't matter how we do...
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as long as we're together.
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- And why is that, Dad?
- 'Cause we bad!
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- Oh, yeah, that's right! We bad!
- We bad!
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All right. Dad, they have a catch phrase.
Hey, what's ours?
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Shut up, dumb-ass.
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Yeah. Shut up, dumb-ass.
Okay. Yeah.
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No wonder Leo hasn't told me to
come to work. There's no work to come to.
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- Mmm, did he leave a note?
- [Fez] Nope.
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Just this.
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You know, he looked dirty...
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but he always smelled
like clean sheets.
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You're talking about him
like he's gone, man.
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He would have told me
if he was leaving town.
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Maybe...
a U.F.O. Appeared.
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And it shot down a beam
and made everyone...
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and everything inside
the Fotohut vanish.
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Yeah, like an apparition.
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Kelso, you don't even know
what an apparition is.
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Hey, if I can't use words
I don't understand...
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this is gonna be
one quiet afternoon.
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Let's get started.
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"To make room
for a new tradin' post...
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"Paul Bunyan needs to
clear-cut 200 acres of forest.
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The first team to chop
25 logs wins."
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And... chop!
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Um, excuse me.
My ax is stuck.
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Way to go, Mitch.
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- That's right! We bad!
- Oh, yeah, we bad!
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Pull the ax out, Eric.
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I can't. It's really stuck in there.
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And you think you're ready to be married.
You can't even chop wood.
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What are you gonna do for heat
in the winter, burn comic books?
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Hmm, I don't know. I guess I would
probably just turn on the heater!
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How can Eric and Red
be fighting already?
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Well, it's almost as if forcing them
together against their will...
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and giving them sharp objects...
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wasn't really the best way
to get them to make up.
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Another hard cider, Bob.
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Make it a double.
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Well, we couldn't find Leo.
We just checked all his hangouts.
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- The Hub.
- Alley behind The Hub.
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- Fatso Burger.
- Alley behind the Fatso Burger.
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Hyde, when are you gonna accept
the fact that Leo just bailed?
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Man, he would not leave
without saying good-bye, okay?
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I know him better
than I know my own father.
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I'd like to do it
with Nina in an alley.
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My bare ass...
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pressed up against a cold Dumpster.
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You know, we're getting killed here
thanks to your screwing up that last event.
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All you had to do was build a cabin
out of Lincoln Logs.
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Well, I thought I'd score
some extra points...
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by building the Millennium Falcon.
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The Millennium what?
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If that's a Star Wars thing,
I'm gonna kick you in the ass.
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It's... not a Star Wars thing.
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It's a very rare falcon...
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that can do the Kessel Run
in under six parsecs.
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Hey, just remember, guys.
It's not whether you win or lose.
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It's how you play the game.
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Unfortunately, you guys
don't know how to play the game.
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Oh, hey. We don't wanna rub it
in their face they're big losers.
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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I don't know.
It just came out.
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This is the worst Point Place Paul Bunyan
Pioneer Days Jamboree ever.
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And now, the cow-milking event.
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Could you just award us
our first-place points right now?
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It'd save a lot of time and embarrassment
for our friends over here.
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You know, it kinda would.
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"Babe the Blue Ox needs lots of calcium
to carry Paul Bunyan's lumber...
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"or his brittle bones
will snap and he'll die.
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"The first team to fill
their barrel with milk...
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and save Babe
from osteoporosis wins."
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[Cackling]
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And... milk!
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- Um, hey! There's something wrong with our cow.
- [Lowing]
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Her things aren't workin'!
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00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:06,200
You can't just yank on 'em.
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00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:09,200
Red never was much for foreplay.
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00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:14,640
- Keep it comin', Mitch.
- This is amazing.
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00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:17,040
It's like she was waiting
for my magic fingers...
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to coax that sweet liquid
right out of her teats.
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00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:24,240
- Move over, Dad. I'll show you how it's done.
- What makes you think-
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Go, Eric. Go.
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Well, honey, good for you.
[Chuckles]
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Mitch, they're winning.
What happened to your magic fingers?
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Get off my back, old man!
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00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:42,280
Dad, here.
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[Joanne]
Team Forman wins!
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You let me down, son.
I thought you were better than that.
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What are you gonna do?
Lock me in the closet again?
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00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:59,080
He locks me in the closet!
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It's a walk-in!
It's a walk-in.
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00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:07,720
So, Dad, what do you say now?
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00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:10,320
Why are you so good at that?
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00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:18,280
How are we gonna break
into Leo's apartment?
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00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:24,400
[Groans]
We need a credit card to slip in the door.
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00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:26,440
Ponch used one on CHiPs once...
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and the lady he rescued
was so grateful they did it.
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00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:33,840
Kelso, if we had a credit card, we could buy
a sledgehammer and break down the door.
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00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:37,720
If we had a credit card,
I'd be butt-deep in Jordache right now.
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00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:48,600
- Oh, Leo, man.
- I'm gonna kick him, see if he's okay.
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00:11:48,680 --> 00:11:52,360
- Kelso, no.
- Well, at least throw something at him.
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If he's asleep, he'll wake up.
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If he's dead, you can say
you threw something at a dead guy.
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Uuh! Aah! Officer, I have
a prescription for that.
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00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:06,160
No, relax, bud.
We're just looking for Leo.
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Oh, he left.
I'm his cousin, Eli.
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00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:14,440
Really, he just left?
He didn't call or anything?
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00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:16,880
Oh, Steven, I'm sorry.
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00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:19,520
Don't take it personal, Hyde.
You know Leo never liked phones.
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He said he could hear voices in 'em.
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00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:26,280
By the way, he left a note.
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00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:29,360
Do any of you know
a kid named Heidi?
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He means Hyde. That's me, man.
[Excitedly] The note's for me!
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00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:37,160
[Coolly] I mean, the note's for me.
[Clears Throat]
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"Dear Hyde, man. One day I stopped in
Point Place for some gas.
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"Before I knew it,
eight years had passed.
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00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:47,200
"Whoa. That rhymes.
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00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:51,280
"Anyway, I should
get home to my wife.
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"Take care.
You're a good kid, man.
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00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:57,320
You're a good kid-man."
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00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:00,160
See, I told you he wouldn't
leave without saying good-bye.
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00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:05,200
Oh, Steven, you really do love that old,
dirty, little hippie.
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00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:07,560
And, uh, he left you something else.
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00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:12,400
He said that you liked "film,"
if you know what I mean.
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00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:14,480
All right.
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00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:17,880
I was hoping we could take something home.
Put it in the shirt pocket.
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00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:19,880
Holy hell!
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00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:29,000
You know, Donna,
I've been drinking-
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I mean, thinking.
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00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:38,080
[Cackling]
200
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,520
I want you and Eric to get married.
201
00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:45,800
Okay, even though
I know it's just the cider talking...
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- yea!
- [Laughing]
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00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:51,080
"Pioneer Pete is lost in the woods.
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00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,400
"Assemble the map
to find his bow and arrow.
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00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:57,080
"And shoot the bell with the arrow
and Pioneer Pete will appear.
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00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:59,280
Do not shoot Pioneer Pete."
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00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,200
And... go.
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00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:05,480
- Okay, this one goes here.
- And this piece goes here.
209
00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:07,440
Come on, Mitch.
Don't give up.
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00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,800
Okay, Mr. "I Haven't
Had AJob In Five Years."
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00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:14,480
- So the bow and arrow
are behind the feeding trough!
- Go, go, go!
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00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:21,320
- [Dings]
- [Both Cheer]
213
00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:27,320
Howdy, y'all!
I'm Pioneer Pete!
214
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:32,080
Look, Donna.
It's me, your dad.
215
00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:36,640
Well, Mitch, I hope you're happy.
216
00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:40,560
How can I be happy?
Our whole life is a lie.
217
00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:43,400
Am I really supposed to believe
that Kathy is my little sister?
218
00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:48,160
She doesn't look anything like me.
She is Cuban, for Pete's sake!
219
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,560
And what about
your Friday bowling nights?
220
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,360
I looked in your bowling bag.
You know what I found?
221
00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:55,360
Butt-less chaps!
222
00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:59,440
What's with the butt-less chaps?
223
00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:03,920
Your mother's inhibited.
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00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:06,840
[Groaning]
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00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,040
[Loud Groan]
226
00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:12,760
Don't shake hands with that guy.
227
00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:20,000
I can't close my mouth.
228
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:22,920
Can you close your mouth?
229
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,480
It's really starting
to freak me out.
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00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:28,480
Leo's the best.
231
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,880
Leo made me a grilled cheese once.
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00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:36,840
He used butter and made
the crust extra toasty.
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00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:38,840
He forgot cheese.
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00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:44,760
I'm gonna miss that
grilled-cheese-makin' son of a bitch.
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00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:47,800
You know, one time,
I heard Leo talking on the phone...
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and he was speaking Chinese.
237
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So I said,
"Leo, stop speaking Chinese."
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So he turned around,
and it wasn't Leo.
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It was a Chinese guy.
240
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[Sighs]
You know, I'll never forget that.
241
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I'm just sad I'll never get to see his face
when I tell him I did it with Nina.
242
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Actually, I'd like to see
my face when I do it with Nina.
243
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I bet I look like a stallion.
244
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:25,160
So today we sit in this circle
in honor of Leo.
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He was my boss.
He was my friend.
246
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He was my connection.
To Leo.
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[All]
To Leo!
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Well, I found out...
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how much cider is too much cider.
250
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A barrel?
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Shut it!
252
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:50,920
Great news. Little Timmy Stinson
cut his finger off in a whittling event.
253
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They're out.
We're in second place.
254
00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:56,600
And if we win this next event,
we'll be champions.
255
00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:59,240
And maybe even friends.
256
00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:06,320
Look, we've had a rough day...
257
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,680
and we've both said some things
that we didn't mean.
258
00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:12,360
But we've got to pull it together
for this final event.
259
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:14,520
Just tell me where you go
Friday nights.
260
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:19,160
I rent a motel room and I lock
the door and I cry, okay?
261
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I cry like a damn baby.
262
00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:25,560
Why do you need
butt-less chaps for that?
263
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,840
Okay, it's time for our final event.
264
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:34,280
"Transport your gold in a genuine
covered wagon to Pioneer Pete's"-
265
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You know what? I'm tired.
Pull the wagons. Go.
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## [Man Singing Country]
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## [Ends]
268
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- Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! [Grunts]
- [Panting]
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Ooh!
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00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:22,000
- Mm-hmm.
- Who's bad?
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- We bad.
- That's right.
272
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:29,040
- We bad!
- We bad! We bad!
273
00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:34,280
Okay, it's time for Pioneer Pete
to claim his gold!
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00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,920
I saw that, Donna.
275
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:42,960
Well, I'm sorry. I know you think
I'm a disappointment and stuff.
276
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,280
Hey. I'm proud of how we did.
277
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:53,760
Look, I know what it's like to have
your dad riding you all the time.
278
00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:57,160
My old man was always on me
to go to engineering school.
279
00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:01,000
And when I didn't, he was so mad
we didn't talk for a year.
280
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:05,120
So, you're the softy in your family?
281
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:13,600
See, my dad's vision
for my life was wrong.
282
00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:16,200
Only I knew what was best.
283
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,320
Not my dad.
You understand what I'm saying?
284
00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:24,160
Wow. Are-Are you
admitting that you're wrong...
285
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:26,400
that it's okay for me
and Donna to get married?
286
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:28,720
What?
287
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:32,760
No, no.
288
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:35,720
I'm saying that my dad
was wrong and I was right.
289
00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,960
Just like I'm right now.
290
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:44,720
The point is, I'm always right,
so break it off!
291
00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:51,880
Well, at least
you're still happy for us.
292
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:56,360
Please, Donna, I'm standing right here.
There's no need to yell!
293
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:05,800
You know what?
I don't care what my dad says.
294
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:08,880
I am more committed
to this marriage than ever.
295
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:12,200
Well, after seeing how you handled
that cow, so am I.
296
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:22,760
Okay. So you raise the ax,
and you bring it straight down.
297
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:26,120
- Okay? Raise. Bring down.
- That's easy.
298
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:30,760
Now, it's all about leverage.
You know, torque.
299
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:33,920
Okay. I... don't know
what either of those is...
300
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,840
but I'll give it a shot.
301
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,280
[Cow Lowing]
302
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,280
- Let's get outta here.
- Right behind you.