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Guess what.
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( Groans )
Nobody guess. It's always about boobs.
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Oh, come on. Don't you want
to know what I have to say?
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Man, I never know
what you have to say.
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I mean, in your head
you're speaking English...
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but when it comes out,
it's all buzzes and clicks.
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Oh, really?
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Well, I guess I was speaking
English to the S.A.T.'s...
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because I got 1 ,000 points.
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Oh, and last night on cable
I saw four boobs.
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Wait. So the S.A.T.'s are in?
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Donna, did you see
your scores yet?
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- Yeah. This morning. I got a 1 230.
- What?
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A 1 230? That's great.
Why didn't you say something?
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Well, I didn't want to brag.
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I mean, yeah, I kicked ass,
but it's no big deal.
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Eric. Eric, honey.
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I got the mail and your S.A.T.
envelope happened to be open...
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and the letter just sort of
slid into my hand...
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and I accidentally put on my
reading glasses, and I saw your score.
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You got an 800.
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I got an 800? That's it?
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''That's it?''
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If one hundred's an ''A,''
eight of them is an A-plus-plus.
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No. No, Mrs. Forman.
An 800's not good.
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I mean, a pigeon can peck
a better score than that.
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Really?
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Donna did better. Fez did too.
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And his whole country's
made of bamboo.
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This is awkward.
( Laughs )
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I'll just, um-
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I'll go home and take down the streamers.
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Forman, the S.A.T.'s prove nothing.
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I got a 950, and I don't
even have any textbooks.
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Or a locker.
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Wait, wait. A 950?
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Steven, I knew it.
You do have potential.
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Yeah. Imagine what I could do
if I only applied myself.
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Oh, well. Guess we'll never know.
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I just- I can't believe I got
the lowest score here.
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Oh, Eric, someone
had to come in last.
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There is no shame in that.
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Well, there is a little shame.
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Shame on you.
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- ( Chuckling )
- Hey.
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You know, who cares what
anyone got? It's just a stupid test.
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You know what?
You're right. I don't care.
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- I got a 1 030!
- ( Wails )
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- ( Sobbing )
- Yeah!
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I did good on a test, man.
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Something's happening to me.
I'm blooming like a flower.
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Whoo-hoo!
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So the S.A.T.'s proved it.
Donna's the smart one.
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Eric, on the other hand-
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Well, I don't wanna say
there's a dumb one...
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but there's two,
and he ain't the smart one.
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That's where you're wrong, Bob.
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Eric got an A-plus-plus.
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Oh, uh...
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no, see, uh, Red...
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it turns out
Eric still did very well.
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It's just, some other people did better.
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- Donna?
- Yes.
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- Steven?
- Yes.
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Not the foreign kid.
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Yes.
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Kelso?
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Yes.
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He did worse than Kelso?
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I watched that kid
glue his hand to his face.
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You.
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What happened on the S.A.T.'s?
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Okay, you know he's
not good under pressure.
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He can't pee in a public restroom
because there's an audience.
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You know what? This is a family thing.
I'll leave you to it.
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What's wrong with you?
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I don't know. Maybe I'm not smart.
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- Who says you're not smart?
- You.
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When?
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Always.
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Your problem is you got
your head up your ass.
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Your father's afraid
that you're spending...
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a little too much time
on a high school romance.
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That's right.
Donna gums up the works.
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Whoa. It's not her fault, okay?
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I was prepared for that test.
I had three sharp pencils.
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That's one more
than recommended, by the way.
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I remember sitting there,
filling out the little bubbles-
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( Tires Squealing )
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- Well, that was a blast.
- Sure was.
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Now why don't you
point yourself toward my villa...
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and park this thing in my garage?
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Oh, I'm planning on that,
but what should I do with the car?
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We better hurry.
We only have five minutes.
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Well, that's four more
than I need, baby.
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( Woman )
I repeat: There's only five minutes left...
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in this section of the test.
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Oh, my God.
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Donna does gum up the works.
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See? Now use what little brains
you've got and hit the books, dumb-ass.
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Kelso, what the hell
are you doing with a book?
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Reading.
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( Both Laugh )
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I am reading.
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'Cause what good is having brains
if you got nothing up here?
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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So I saw my dad
in prison today.
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Oh. How was it?
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Well, at first it was a downer...
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but then I realized that
I'll be okay without my dad...
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because the S.A.T.'s prove that there's
another man who can take care of me.
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You better be talking
about Santa Claus.
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No, Steven, I'm talking about you.
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Because you have potential.
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He doesn't have potential.
I have potential.
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Like, I'm reading Moby Dick,
and I'm not even halfway through...
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and I can already
tell you the ending.
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The whale is a robot.
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Steven,just imagine
what your life would be like...
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with the love and support
of a good woman.
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( Chamber)
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Oh! Thank God for your strong S.A.T.'s.
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Now we don't have to be poor.
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Not poor, indeed.
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Basic math and verbal skills
are the ticket to great wealth...
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- and therefore great happiness.
- Oh.
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Poor person! Bring me a fancy cocktail.
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It is my privilege
to wait on you, madam.
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Oh, quite so, quite so.
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All right. Enough with
the idle chatter. Go be poor.
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Wait. Someone's playing
the harp in the corner?
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'Cause if I'm rich,
I'm hiring, like,Jethro Tull.
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Who cares?
It's the same thing every time-
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I'm a butler, I'm a bellhop,
I'm a stable boy.
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Well, I've had enough.
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I will not wait on
you people anymore. Got it?
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Good.
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Now who wants a Popsicle?
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Wow. Here's something I did not know.
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They number every page.
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Hey. You guys. You know how Red's always
telling me I need to buckle down?
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It turns out he's right.
I do have to buckle down.
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You sure do. He's got an 800.
There's your butler.
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Man, how can I ever marry Donna?
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I mean, I'm an idiot around her now,
and we're only engaged.
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( Together)
What?
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Oops.
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- You're engaged?
- ( Chuckling )
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No.
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How could you
give her that ring?
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You're in high school, man,
and according to the S.A.T.'s...
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that's about as far
as you're gonna go.
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Look.Just don't tell Donna
I told you, okay?
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She'd kill me.
It's supposed to be a secret.
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Of course she wants it a secret.
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''I'm marrying dumb guy.''
Who wants that spread around?
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You know, maybe Eric's
bad score is a blessing.
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It'll be a good story
when he's a senator.
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''Senator''?
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The word you're looking for is ''janitor.''
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Okay, see?
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That's why Eric did so poorly on that test.
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It's because you're too hard on him.
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I have to be hard on him,
'cause you always baby him.
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- Because you're so hard on him.
- You babied him before I was hard on him.
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- Because you're so hard on him.
- You babied him before I was hard on him.
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You were hard on him
when he was a baby.
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Hey, I just found out
I can take the S.A.T.'s again.
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I'm gonna- I'm gonna take it again,
and I'm gonna nail it.
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I just gotta buckle down.
I'm gonna kick a little S.A.T. butt.
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- Attaboy.
- Good for you.
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Think he'll do any better?
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- Eh.
- Yeah.
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Hi. What are you doing?
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Studying. I'd love to hang out,
but I've really gotta buckle down.
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All right. Can I raid the fridge?
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My dad wrote ''Save for Bob''
on all the food at our house.
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Oops. I dropped the margarine.
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Butterfingers.
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It's so slippery I can barely
get my fingers around it.
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( Sniffs )
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Uh, I gotta go.
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- Ground me.
- What?
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I am not strong enough.
If I'm gonna shake this Donna thing...
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I am gonna need
some serious discipline.
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Please ground me.
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You got it, pal.
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You're grounded.
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One more thing.
Donna's in the kitchen.
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- I need you to get rid of her for me.
- Do I have to be nice about it?
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- No.
- This is the happiest day of my life.
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Hey. Hey, Steven. Great news.
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I found a couple savings bonds...
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- and I can cash them in
to help you pay for college.
-Jackie-
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( Gasps )
You're going to college?
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I am so happy.
( Laughs )
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You were an orphan,
and we took you in. And now...
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look at you.
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I'm proud of you.
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And that money that you've
been paying in rent?
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I put it in a bank account for college.
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Or bail. But this is better.
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Okay, enough.
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Jackie, college is a waste of time,
and I'm not going, okay?
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- So just butt the hell out.
- No. No, Steven, I won't butt out...
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because you need to be pushed,
and we need to think about our future.
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Look. Even if we have a future,
it's not gonna be what you wanted.
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It's gonna be more like-
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Steven, do you think I'm fat?
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I know you're fat.
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Go get me a beer.
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( Grunts )
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- Oh, my God.
- Yeah. It ain't pretty.
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( Groans )
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Please tell me they won't
be living in our basement.
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Well, we'll be dead by then.
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Oh, good.
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You grounded yourself?
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What? Why would I do that?
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Well, apparently, I ''gum up the works.''
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Oh, good. So someone filled you in.
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Yeah. Red-when he
kicked me out of your kitchen.
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And then he locked the sliding door...
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and stood there laughing and waving.
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Eric, why are you
freaking out about this test?
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I'm not. I'm gonna take it again,
and I'm gonna nail it.
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Anything less than a 1 2 40
is unacceptable.
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A 1 2 40? Hmm.
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That's 1 0 more points than I got.
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Really? That's weird.
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You're threatened because
I got a better score than you.
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- I just- I have to do better than you.
- Why?
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Because I'm the man,
and the man's the man...
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and that's just the way it is.
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What did you say?
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Uh-
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I'm grounded.
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Dad! Donna's up here.
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- That's it.
- What's it?
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This chapter just helped me
figure out the answer...
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to you and Donna's problem,
vis-a-vis your crappy score.
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''Vis-a-vis''?
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It's a PBS word, Eric.
Stay with me here.
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Yeah, I liken your situation
to that of Pavlov's dog.
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You see, Pavlov was this science guy...
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and every time his dog would
ring a bell, Pavlov would eat.
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Are you sure it was the dog
who rang the bell?
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Yeah. I mean, who else would it be?
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Pavlov?
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Well, that wouldn't be a trick, Eric.
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What man can't ring a bell?
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Anyway, every time that dog
would ring that bell...
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old Pavlov would eat,
and then he would drool.
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You just read that chapter
two seconds ago.
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- Do you even want my help?
- No!
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Your loss.
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Okay. So what's wrong
with you and Donna?
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She did better than me on that test...
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and I'm sorry, but that
is just not gonna fly...
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because I am the man and the man's
the man, and that's just the way it is.
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Well, honey, everybody
has different skills.
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I do better on tests
than your father...
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but he's the one brave
enough to kill spiders.
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And since we've been married,
how many tests have I taken? None.
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How many spiders
has your father killed?
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Hundreds.
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But, Mom, spiders freak me out.
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We all have different qualities.
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But the thing to remember
is how you do on some silly test...
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is much less important
than how you behave in real life.
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I'll take a dummy
over a jackass any day.
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So am I a dummy or a jackass?
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Well, honey, right now you're both.
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Okay, Steven, about
your vision of our future...
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with you swilling beer
and me being fat?
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That's not gonna happen,
because I'm not gonna be fat.
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It's genetic.
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That's true.
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Her mother drinks
two bottles of wine a day...
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and she looks damn good.
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No, I've seen her vacuum
in her underwear.
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- So what's your point?
- My point is she's frickin' hot.
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Not you.
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All I'm saying is that I've become
accustomed to a certain lifestyle...
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and if you would just
live up to your potential-
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I don't know why you're
talking to 950 guy over there.
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I got a 1 030. I got 80 more potential.
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Yeah, but Steven has my heart-
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Which is why I want him to be rich.
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I mean, think about all
the stuff you could buy for me.
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Jackie...
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why don't you earn your own money
and buy those things yourself?
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Myself?
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And I'm not like Forman. I have no
problem mooching off your success.
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You know, you leave the room,
I steal some money from your purse.
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You pretend I didn't,
but we both know I did.
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That's the future I see for us.
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Oh, Steven, that's beautiful.
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Oh, wait. So you don't even care
that I did better than him?
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Not really.
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Well, if being smart isn't gonna
help me impress the chicks...
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then I want no part of it.
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I'm gonna go back to coasting
through life on my good looks.
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Hey, and my brains will
always be there...
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so if I ever need 'em
I'll just whip 'em out...
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and use 'em like a secret
emergency rocket pack.
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That's a good plan, man.
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Hey, it beats the hell out of reading.
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- Okay, Donna, look.
- Don't worry, Eric.
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I'm only reading the funnies.
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Business section's
for the man, right?
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Donna, the thing is,
I'm a jackass and I know it.
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Well, I know it too.
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Look. Okay, the only reason
I said what I said is-
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You agreed to marry me
before the facts were in, right?
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So now I'm thinking
that maybe, you know...
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you might want to trade up.
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That's so stupid.
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Okay, I swear to God, if one
more person calls me stupid today-
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Eric-
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Eric, my entire life...
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everywhere I've gone
and everything I've done...
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has been better because
you were there with me...
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and no test score
is gonna change that.
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Wow.
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That was amazing.
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Did you come up
with that yourself?
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Well, I saw Mr. Ingalls say it to Mary
on Little House on the Prairie.
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- Hmm.
- I just made it a test score instead of blindness.
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But I- I still think it's true.
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So, you're still glad we're engaged?
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Of course.
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Good. Hey, speaking of Little House-
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Did you ever see that one where Laura...
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accidentally told Kelso, Hyde, Fez and
Jackie that she was engaged to Donna?
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Eric, are you kidding me?
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God. You can't even keep a secret?
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Hey, Donna, I got an 800.
We're lucky I can wash myself, okay?
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Poor person!
Where's my drink?
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Where's your drink?
What about my drink?
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Next time you ask where
your drink is, it will be in your ass.
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It's so hard to get good
poor people these days.