1
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Whatever.
Whatever.

2
00:00:06,420 --> 00:00:08,340
(Scoffs)
Yeah, like I care.

3
00:00:08,420 --> 00:00:11,820
All right. I'll talk
to you later, Jackie.

4
00:00:11,900 --> 00:00:14,620
Ew. Do you mind not getting
all gooey and romantic...

5
00:00:14,700 --> 00:00:16,580
when I'm about to eat my breakfast?

6
00:00:16,660 --> 00:00:19,100
What crawled up your butt?

7
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You and Jackie.

8
00:00:22,460 --> 00:00:24,580
Then you started
making out in there.

9
00:00:24,660 --> 00:00:28,500
Hey! No more butt talk at breakfast.

10
00:00:28,580 --> 00:00:30,540
Look, if you're not gonna
break up with Jackie...

11
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then you have to tell Kelso, okay?

12
00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:36,900
- It's like the ethical thing to do.
- Thank you, Johnny Cub Scout.

13
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What are you gonna do, take away
my friendship merit badge?

14
00:00:40,180 --> 00:00:44,060
No, because Cub Scouts
are awarded achievement beads.

15
00:00:48,460 --> 00:00:50,660
Badges.
(Chuckles)

16
00:00:51,620 --> 00:00:54,420
- So, anybody hungry?
- Yeah.

17
00:00:54,500 --> 00:00:56,700
- Yeah, that sounds good.
- Starved!

18
00:00:56,780 --> 00:00:58,700
Ladies first.

19
00:01:00,820 --> 00:01:02,820
Or ladies only.

20
00:01:02,900 --> 00:01:06,780
Oh, well, um-
well, it's not all for me.

21
00:01:07,820 --> 00:01:09,660
I'm eating for two now.

22
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- (Red, Hyde, Eric) What?
- I'm pregnant.

23
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Oh, God. No!

24
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I mean, great.

25
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<i>(Rock Group Singing)</i>

26
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<i>(Ends)</i>

27
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<i>Hello, Wisconsin!</i>

28
00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:05,280
Kitty, are you sure
you're-you're pregnant?

29
00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:08,400
Maybe you're just
puttin' on your winter weight.

30
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Red, a woman knows.

31
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Not to mention I'm late.
And not for work.

32
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For my menstrual cycle.
Hooray!

33
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That is great news, Mrs. Forman.

34
00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:31,600
Now, you stay away
from those smokes.

35
00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:34,160
If you smoke when you're pregnant,
they come out all spindly.

36
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Shut up.

37
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Mom, congratulations.
This is awesome.

38
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Please, love me the most.

39
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Well, you're sure
being quiet over there, Red.

40
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I'm... soaking in the moment.

41
00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:53,000
Okay. I-I know this is unexpected...

42
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but I just think it's gonna bring us
so much happiness, don't you?

43
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Sure.

44
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You know how much I love babies.

45
00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:05,160
(Laughing)
Oh, what a day. I am so happy.

46
00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:07,080
I'm just-
I'm just gonna go throw up.

47
00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:13,880
I just don't understand
how this could have happened.

48
00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:19,760
Hmm. Maybe it's about time
we had "the talk."

49
00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,800
You see, when a boy
loves a girl-

50
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- Doesn't have to love her.
- That's true.

51
00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:33,400
"Anyhoo,"
the boy's sexual organ-

52
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Hey!

53
00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:37,520
Shut it, dumb-ass.

54
00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:42,320
Wow. That kid's gonna love it here.

55
00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,120
I can't believe
they're having a baby.

56
00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:53,040
I can't believe they're still
having sex.

57
00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:59,400
I mean, my Dad's back goes out if you
look at him wrong.

58
00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:05,280
- That's why she was probably on top.
- Thanks.

59
00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:11,520
Thanks, Hyde.
You just killed a part of me.

60
00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:14,600
Yeah. That's why you got
to put on your raincoat...

61
00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:17,440
every damn time.

62
00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:20,520
Well, except for the first time.
Free pass!

63
00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:24,440
No, Kelso, that's just a myth.

64
00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:26,680
You're only safe if you do it underwater.
Right, Hyde?

65
00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:31,960
That's right, buddy.

66
00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,920
Oops.
Oh, a little help, Donna.

67
00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:39,440
- Sure.
- Oh, nice!

68
00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:42,000
Catch this, tool!

69
00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:44,400
- What was that for?
- You keep dropping the ball.

70
00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:49,000
Well, so I'm a butterfingers.
Isn't that punishment enough?

71
00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:52,840
Now look. The ball's all the way
over there in the backyard.

72
00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:54,760
Little help, Donna.
(Groans)

73
00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:58,560
God! Fine, I'll get it. God!

74
00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:01,840
Hey, Steven.
I had fun last night.

75
00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:04,840
- You had fun doing what?
- Huh? Hey, Michael.

76
00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:07,880
Um, I went to the movies.
Right, Donna?

77
00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:11,120
Oh, um, I don't know.
I was with Eric all night.

78
00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:13,040
But I'm really interested
in this movie.

79
00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:15,040
Why don't you tell us
all about it?

80
00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:19,440
Donna?

81
00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:21,600
Fine.

82
00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:25,440
You know, it's that new movie
starring that big, red whore.

83
00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:30,080
Oh, you mean, the one where the big,
red whore is sick of people keeping secrets.

84
00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:33,720
No. No, no. The one where the big, red whore
keeps sticking her big, red nose...

85
00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:35,960
in places where it
doesn't belong.

86
00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:39,440
Hey. Watch what you say
about the big, red whore.

87
00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:44,920
Thank you, Eric. What did Sissy Spacek
ever do to any of you?

88
00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:56,120
Way to go, guys.
You know how he feels about Sissy!

89
00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:59,320
Fez, wait!

90
00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:01,360
Donna, what is with you?

91
00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:05,160
Look, I'm sick of covering
for your creepy, unnatural relationship.

92
00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:07,240
And I shouldn't have to.

93
00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:11,080
I mean, Hyde, you and Kelso have been friends
forever, and you owe it to him to tell him.

94
00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:15,160
Yeah, this is way worse than when you stole
his headgear and used it to clean out your sink.

95
00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:18,680
It's tough love, man.

96
00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:20,760
You know what?
Forget it.

97
00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:23,760
You obviously don't care about Kelso
or any of the rest of us.

98
00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:27,080
Yeah, 'cause when this blows up,
guess what. We're all screwed.

99
00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:33,400
Steven, do you really think
we're a creepy, unnatural couple?

100
00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:36,800
Come on.
That's a crazy question.

101
00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:39,760
I mean, if this relationship wasn't just
a little bit creepy and unnatural...

102
00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:41,880
I wouldn't be in it.

103
00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:49,760
Oh, Eric, look.

104
00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:52,480
Your little, pink baby sweater.

105
00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:55,720
Oh, oh, and the matching
pink bonnet.

106
00:06:57,600 --> 00:07:00,920
Um, had they explained
to you yet that I was a boy?

107
00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:04,840
Oh, I am just
so excited about this baby.

108
00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:07,520
Well, yeah.
You should be.

109
00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,920
And Dad should be too.
What's with him anyway?

110
00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,280
Oh, no. That's just his way.
He'll be fine.

111
00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:14,360
When I first told him
about you...

112
00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,840
he said, "Oh, crap!"
and stormed out.

113
00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:19,960
But then he came back
happy as a clam.

114
00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:24,440
And then, of course, when you got older,
he got mad again...

115
00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:27,720
on account of you
not being so very good at sports.

116
00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:31,600
Don't worry about your father.

117
00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:33,560
He'll come around.
He always does.

118
00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:39,520
My "banky-boo"!

119
00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:42,960
Hey, Forman.

120
00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:46,760
So I've decided I'm gonna tell Kelso
about me and Jackie.

121
00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:50,160
Well, well. I'm glad you finally decided
to listen to your conscience.

122
00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:53,560
It's not my conscience, man,
'cause I don't have a conscience.

123
00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:55,640
You know that.
It's just 'cause, you know...

124
00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:58,320
I figured me and Jackie might be
together a little while, so-

125
00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:01,960
But, man, she's the devil.

126
00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,520
What can I do?
She's hot.

127
00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:07,640
No, you only think she's hot...

128
00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:10,440
because she's made of hellfire.

129
00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:15,360
All right. What if you were stranded
on a desert island with her?

130
00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:17,720
(Sighs)
Murder-suicide.

131
00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:19,840
Okay.

132
00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:24,320
PictureJackie in a little bikini
made out of coconuts.

133
00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,920
Where's our signal fire?

134
00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,960
And don't give me any,
"Oh, boo-hoo, my hands are bleeding."

135
00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:32,920
Suck it up.

136
00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:36,040
Aw, damn, I got a splinter.

137
00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:38,960
You couldn't grab the tweezers
as the ship was going down?

138
00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:41,720
(Scoffs)
Moron.

139
00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:44,840
Well, that was unpleasant.

140
00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,440
Okay. Try it again.

141
00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:52,520
But this time do what I do.

142
00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:56,240
(No Audible Dialogue)

143
00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:12,800
Good God, she is hot.

144
00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,960
Hey, guys.
What you talkin' about?

145
00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:19,440
(Hyde, Eric)
Indy 500.

146
00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:21,400
- Nice.
- All right.

147
00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:28,320
Hey, can one of you guys give me a ride
to the D.M.V. tomorrow?

148
00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:30,480
- I lost my license in California.
- Sure, Hyde'll take you.

149
00:09:30,560 --> 00:09:33,160
- What?
- Yeah. It will give you two a chance to catch up.

150
00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,480
He can tell you how he spent
his summer break.

151
00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:39,080
Yeah.
All right.

152
00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:44,560
- So what happened to your license, man?
- Oh, a shark ate it.

153
00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:47,920
Really?

154
00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:51,000
How?

155
00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:55,800
Fine. I lost it.
You happy now!

156
00:09:57,920 --> 00:09:59,840
Oh, here you are.
How ya feeling?

157
00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:01,840
Better?
I bet you're feeling better.

158
00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:04,080
I'm fine.

159
00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:09,880
Is that liquor on your breath?

160
00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:11,800
What is the matter with you, Red?

161
00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:13,960
Well-

162
00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:16,800
You know-
I mean-

163
00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:21,120
It's just-

164
00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:23,440
I'm not sellin' the Corvette!

165
00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:26,880
- What?
- Kids are expensive.

166
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,920
That's gonna be
the first thing to go.

167
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:35,280
I waited 25 years to have
that car because we had kids.

168
00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:38,000
And believe me, I love them.

169
00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:42,240
But this is supposed to be our time.

170
00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:49,560
Kitty, people our age don't have kids.
They have grandkids.

171
00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:52,120
Well, we're having a kid,
so deal with it.

172
00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:55,600
Well, I'm having a Corvette,
so deal with that!

173
00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:01,800
Ooh, a staring contest.
I got winner.

174
00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:13,880
Okay, Mr. Red, it looks like
it's just you and me.

175
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:21,000
Still the king.

176
00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:32,000
And here I am ecstatic, and Red comes home
babbling about his precious Corvette.

177
00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:34,160
Well, I'll tell you something.

178
00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:38,440
I may be the one who's pregnant,
but I did not get that way by myself.

179
00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:40,480
He's the one who
wouldn't go to sleep.

180
00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:44,760
You know, Mrs. Forman, there are other ways
of dealing with that.

181
00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:48,000
I mean, have you tried telling him
you just like him as a friend?

182
00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:54,800
You're carrying Red's baby.
He should be kissing your ass.

183
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:58,840
God! Why are men such jerks? Huh?

184
00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:01,000
Tell me.

185
00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:05,680
Well, I just came in here
for the ice cream...

186
00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:08,520
so I'm just gonna make mine to go.

187
00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:13,480
Men plant their seed
and think their work is done.

188
00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:16,760
But women have a being
growing inside of us...

189
00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:19,400
the size of a wine jug.

190
00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,400
It's got to come out somehow.

191
00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:24,480
Oh, oh, oh. It's like that
nature show, you know...

192
00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:28,600
where the snake eats an antelope in one bite,
and you're thinking, "Impossible."

193
00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:32,920
And then it-it-it
unhinges its jaw, and in it goes.

194
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:36,920
Well, giving birth is just like that,
only the other direction.

195
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:40,040
And I need your father there,
holding my hand and telling me it's okay...

196
00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:44,040
because I can't swallow
an antelope alone.

197
00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:48,840
No, you can't.
And no woman should have to.

198
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,440
That bastard.

199
00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:57,360
(Chattering)

200
00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:05,960
Ah, we've been here for, like, an hour.
We've only moved, like, two feet.

201
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,320
You think the lines
at the D.M.V. are long?

202
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:11,520
You should see the free clinic.

203
00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:14,400
Now, there's a wait.

204
00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:17,560
Man, you've been to the free clinic?

205
00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:20,320
No.

206
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,240
Oh, but I did see your mom there.

207
00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:24,160
Burn!

208
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,480
(Groans)

209
00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:28,960
(Chuckles)
That's gonna leave a mark.

210
00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:31,560
Just like your mom did!

211
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:38,600
Come on.
Move it! Damn!

212
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:44,320
Gentlemen, I'm sorry you
had to see my dark side.

213
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:47,000
Please excuse me.
I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.

214
00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:49,640
Ta-ta.

215
00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:55,400
(Clears Throat)

216
00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:57,680
Look, man, I got to talk to you
about some things...

217
00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:59,640
that happened while
you were gone this summer.

218
00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:02,880
Hyde, if this is about
free ice cream, naked volleyball...

219
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:07,200
or a dog wearing a hat and sunglasses,
I'd rather not even know.

220
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:11,160
No, it's aboutJackie.

221
00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:13,280
What aboutJackie?

222
00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,920
She was with someone,
I knew it. Damn it!

223
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,720
Well, you know, you guys are broken up,
so who cares, right?

224
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:23,040
We're not-
I don't care. It's just-

225
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:27,080
I mean, she was
a big part of my life...

226
00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:30,440
and I just hate the thought of her
being off with some random guy.

227
00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:33,040
Well, what if I told you
it was with a friend?

228
00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:35,240
Would that make it better?

229
00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:37,360
No.

230
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:41,560
That would make it worse, stupid.

231
00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:44,960
Aw, you're messing with me.

232
00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,720
Okay, 'cause I-
A friend would never do that.

233
00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:50,480
Aw, man.
Hyde, you got me again.

234
00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:52,400
Just like I got your mom!
(Laughing)

235
00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,240
What is with the hitting?

236
00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:00,720
Guys?

237
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,520
I love this place.
I want to work here.

238
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,440
You just said you hated it.

239
00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:08,600
Yeah, but I went up to the counter,
and the guy treated me like crap.

240
00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:12,240
But he was treating everybody like crap-
poor, rich, black, white.

241
00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,160
We're all crap.

242
00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:16,120
And look at him.

243
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<i>Think he was popular in high school?</i>

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No way.
But now... he's the belle of the ball.

245
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Well, my friends, it's my turn
to get a taste of those balls.

246
00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:41,720
Hey. I was just inside with Mom
and she's really upset.

247
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I just want to know-
What's your problem?

248
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You made me bald.

249
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- What?
- Five generations-

250
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not one bald head in my family.

251
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Then you came along, and-
Well, look at it.

252
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Children make me bald.

253
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You know what?
Wear a hat.

254
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'Cause Mom is really scared...

255
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,880
and she could really use
a little damn support right now.

256
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,800
And I don't usually
tell you what to do...

257
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'cause you usually do the right thing,
but this time you didn't.

258
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:32,800
You know how you're always telling me
to be a man? Well, be a man!

259
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I made you bald?
You made me skinny!

260
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Oh, hey. How'd it go at the D.M.V.?
Did you tell Kelso?

261
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Nah, I blew it off.

262
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What? Why?

263
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I don't know.
It's just really hot in there.

264
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Really? 'Cause I think
you chickened out.

265
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:03,760
No, I didn't chicken out, man.

266
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I just didn't want to drop the news
in front of all those people, you know?

267
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I mean, haven't I done
enough to the guy?

268
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So you felt bad?

269
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Oh, my God, you felt bad!

270
00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:22,400
No, I don't feel bad.
I don't feel anything.

271
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I don't know. I think someone's
been to Oz and gotten himself a heart.

272
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- Shut up, Forman.
- Yeah, Eric.

273
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Maybe we should lay off.
He's had a rough day.

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- Aw.
- I really want to lay off...

275
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but it's just so hot in here.

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Get bent!

277
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- <i>(Door Closes)</i>
- He felt bad.

278
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- I think we really got through to him.
- Yeah.

279
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- He's not gonna tell Kelso.
- No.

280
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,840
Oh. So you're hiding out here.

281
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Got a call for some man
about a Corvette.

282
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:12,160
What, you gonna buy another one so you can
ride 'em around like a couple of water skis?

283
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:15,800
- I'm selling the Corvette.
- What?

284
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,880
Look, could we finish this later?

285
00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:20,040
I'm kind of in the middle
of something.

286
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,480
Is that Eric's old cradle?

287
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:29,880
Yeah, well, uh, the paint was
all chipped off...

288
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:33,160
and I kind
of remember that, uh-

289
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:36,120
that they liked
sleepin' in this thing...

290
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:43,560
when they weren't peein' and poopin'
all over the place.

291
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:48,680
Oh, Red.
That is so sweet.

292
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,440
Yeah, well...

293
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:55,520
it might be fun.

294
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:58,600
Hell, this time
we might even get an athlete.

295
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,600
Oh!

296
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- Hey.
- Hey.

297
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,480
So did you tell Michael yet?

298
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:15,920
Oh, yeah, well, I was gonna,
but, um, you know...

299
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the... timing just
didn't seem right.

300
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:20,280
Oh, I-I understand.

301
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:23,600
I mean, it's kind of like-
it's kind of like setting your hair.

302
00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:28,400
If you don't wait long enough, then it's
totally flat and- (Scoffs) like Donna's.

303
00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:32,880
But if you wait just the right amount of time,
then it's perfect...

304
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like mine.

305
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:38,720
Steven, are you even
listening to me?

306
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:41,600
God help me, I am.

307
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,480
Steven.

308
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:51,520
So that's what an adulteress is.

309
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:54,600
I always thought
that it was a tiny adult.

310
00:19:56,560 --> 00:20:01,240
Hey, uh- Hey, buddy, what do you say we
take this party back to the living room, huh?

311
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,480
Um, yeah, that's a good idea.

312
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:05,880
No, but I want
a peanut butter and banana-

313
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:07,840
(Chuckling)

314
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:09,920
Why is Hyde kissin'Jackie?

315
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,720
What the hell?

316
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,640
He's dead.

317
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:33,520
They have a lot of questions
in the D.M.V. application.

318
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,760
Let's see.
"Sex"?

319
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,800
Please.
(Giggles)

320
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:42,280
Lots.

321
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:44,200
"Address"?

322
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,640
If I must, but I prefer pants.

323
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,880
"State"?

324
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,840
Nervous but excited.

325
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:56,480
"Mother's maiden name"?

326
00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:58,960
Streisand, but she
won't acknowledge me.