1 00:00:05,700 --> 00:00:08,780 Okay, Eric. Get a good look at me in my uniform. 2 00:00:08,860 --> 00:00:11,300 Because today- It's my last day wearing it. 3 00:00:11,380 --> 00:00:14,180 What? No. No! 4 00:00:14,260 --> 00:00:19,020 Ah! We never got to do the trampoline thing. 5 00:00:19,100 --> 00:00:21,100 Hey, I'm done with Catholic school. 6 00:00:21,180 --> 00:00:24,460 And my dad fixed it so I can graduate at Point Place with you guys. 7 00:00:24,500 --> 00:00:26,540 My best memories are under that skirt. 8 00:00:28,540 --> 00:00:31,700 Hey, Mom? Where's Daddy? I need $20. 9 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:36,580 - For what? - In an effort to clean up my act... 10 00:00:36,660 --> 00:00:39,140 I'm buying my own drinks now. 11 00:00:40,420 --> 00:00:43,580 Well, he's not home. 12 00:00:43,660 --> 00:00:47,220 When Eric told him about his little plan to move away with Donna after graduation... 13 00:00:47,300 --> 00:00:49,140 your father went fishing. 14 00:00:49,220 --> 00:00:51,820 - What? - No! 15 00:00:53,180 --> 00:00:56,620 What the big deal? You guys are really freakin' me out. 16 00:00:56,700 --> 00:01:00,980 My dad only goes fishing when he's, like, super-pissed. 17 00:01:01,020 --> 00:01:05,300 I think something about stabbing a worm over and over again with a hook is, like... 18 00:01:06,340 --> 00:01:08,540 um, therapeutic for him. 19 00:01:08,620 --> 00:01:13,580 Yeah. He fished for three whole days when he found out about me and the mayor. 20 00:01:15,260 --> 00:01:18,020 - What? - Eric's moving away! 21 00:01:19,620 --> 00:01:21,780 That's right. And that's why your father's angry. 22 00:01:21,860 --> 00:01:24,060 This is your way of acting grown up? 23 00:01:24,140 --> 00:01:27,740 Grown-ups don't just leave the comfort of their parents' home to- 24 00:01:27,820 --> 00:01:30,860 to move to a new city and start a life? 25 00:01:32,100 --> 00:01:34,140 Well, maybe not in the 1930s- 26 00:01:35,340 --> 00:01:36,700 '40s- 27 00:01:37,780 --> 00:01:40,020 God, you're so young. 28 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:43,060 Well, I think this is nuts. Don't you just think this is nuts? 29 00:01:43,140 --> 00:01:46,460 - The whole thing is just-just nuts! - [Utensils Clattering] 30 00:01:50,500 --> 00:01:53,380 Mom, I kinda think you're the one who's being- 31 00:01:53,460 --> 00:01:57,380 Oh, if you say I'm nuts, you're going right through that sliding door. 32 00:01:59,180 --> 00:02:01,740 I don't enjoy telling you this... 33 00:02:01,820 --> 00:02:05,380 but you just wait until your father gets home. 34 00:02:07,540 --> 00:02:09,580 All right. I did enjoy that. 35 00:02:11,860 --> 00:02:13,820 This is all your fault. 36 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:16,540 Yeah. Hey, Laurie, uh, quick impression: 37 00:02:16,620 --> 00:02:19,740 Who am I? "Hey, Eric, why don't you tell Dad you're moving after graduation... 38 00:02:19,820 --> 00:02:23,500 so he'll kill you and I can reclaim my rightful place as the chosen one?" 39 00:02:23,540 --> 00:02:25,500 [Mouths Word] 40 00:02:25,580 --> 00:02:29,300 Eric, you don't understand. This time I actually meant well. 41 00:02:29,340 --> 00:02:32,780 That's what you said at the county fair after you locked me in the Porta-Potty with a goat. 42 00:02:34,940 --> 00:02:37,540 - He was friendly. - He was horny! 43 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:42,500 - Hey, Jackie. - [Groans] 44 00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:47,340 - Michael, what do you want? - I think the question is, what do you want? 45 00:02:47,420 --> 00:02:52,300 And I'm pretty sure the answer is pink jelly beans. 46 00:02:54,260 --> 00:02:58,220 Now, they used to be pink and white jelly beans, but I ate all the white ones... 47 00:02:58,260 --> 00:03:00,940 'cause I know you don't like things that taste white. 48 00:03:03,340 --> 00:03:08,180 Okay. Look. Michael, just because Steven and I broke up... 49 00:03:08,260 --> 00:03:10,780 does not mean I want you throwing yourself at me. 50 00:03:10,860 --> 00:03:15,540 Whoa. Jackie, this is the new and improved Michael. 51 00:03:15,620 --> 00:03:20,860 Okay? I'm not throwing anything at you except for happy thoughts and jelly beans. 52 00:03:20,940 --> 00:03:23,340 Like, sex is, like, the furthest thing from my mind. 53 00:03:26,420 --> 00:03:28,940 So- [Sighs] 54 00:03:28,980 --> 00:03:31,620 It's really over between you two, huh? 55 00:03:31,700 --> 00:03:34,780 Yeah. Yeah, I think it is. 56 00:03:34,860 --> 00:03:38,860 - So why do we still have clothes on? - Oh, God. Michael, get out! 57 00:03:38,940 --> 00:03:43,660 Oh, Jackie, I'm talking about our emotional clothes. 58 00:03:45,140 --> 00:03:48,140 Okay, look, I know I've made mistakes in the past, okay? 59 00:03:48,180 --> 00:03:51,700 But I've changed, and I just want you to get to know the new me. 60 00:03:51,780 --> 00:03:55,020 Yeah, the new you, huh? What does the new you cheat with- 61 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:59,340 every skank who throws her fat, furry butt at you? 62 00:03:59,380 --> 00:04:05,100 Jackie, no one I ever cheated with had a fat, furry butt! 63 00:04:05,140 --> 00:04:07,340 If anything, it was one or the other. 64 00:04:09,060 --> 00:04:13,100 But look, all that is over, okay? It's finito, the end-o. 65 00:04:13,140 --> 00:04:15,900 - I don't believe you. - Well, it's the truth. 66 00:04:17,220 --> 00:04:19,220 Okay. Fine. Michael, whatever. 67 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:21,980 - Okay? Let's just see how things go from here. - Great. Let's get naked. 68 00:04:22,060 --> 00:04:26,580 - Oh! Michael! - No, like, friendly naked- like two girls in a sauna. 69 00:04:26,660 --> 00:04:30,540 [Chuckling] You are such a freak. 70 00:04:30,620 --> 00:04:35,180 Okay, look, just-At least take a jelly bean? Okay? I bought 'em just for you. 71 00:04:35,220 --> 00:04:37,100 Well, that was very sweet. 72 00:04:37,140 --> 00:04:41,380 There you are. Give me back my jelly beans, you son of a bitch! 73 00:04:47,700 --> 00:04:49,740 (Rock Group Singing) 74 00:05:10,500 --> 00:05:12,300 (Ends) 75 00:05:12,340 --> 00:05:15,180 Hello, Wisconsin! 76 00:05:20,140 --> 00:05:22,940 Okay, now cross and uncross your legs. 77 00:05:25,740 --> 00:05:27,780 Um- 78 00:05:28,780 --> 00:05:30,700 Hmm- 79 00:05:32,140 --> 00:05:35,140 Hmm, okay, now make a face like- 80 00:05:35,220 --> 00:05:38,180 like, "Oops, did I do something bad?" 81 00:05:38,220 --> 00:05:41,700 [Shutter Clicking] 82 00:05:41,740 --> 00:05:46,860 Okay, now-now crawl to me. Good. Good. 83 00:05:46,940 --> 00:05:49,700 Now crawl away from me. Ooh, sexy. 84 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:53,660 Come on, Donna. Throw him a bone, huh? There's only so much satisfaction... 85 00:05:53,740 --> 00:05:57,100 the kid can get from the back of a panty hose package. 86 00:05:57,180 --> 00:05:59,220 Yes, Donna. I have a lot to do. After this... 87 00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:01,420 I have to get Lindsay Wolfe to sign my yearbook... 88 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:05,620 then show her that she's actually signed a pledge to do it with me three times. 89 00:06:05,700 --> 00:06:07,420 Why three? 90 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:10,980 Well, because the first time I'll be nervous... 91 00:06:11,020 --> 00:06:15,500 and then the second time I'll have to please her because I got nervous. 92 00:06:15,580 --> 00:06:19,140 But then the third time- the third time is when I get funky. 93 00:06:23,820 --> 00:06:25,940 - Jackie- - No, no. Steven, I'm not here to see you. 94 00:06:26,020 --> 00:06:27,860 Okay? I'm just here to see Donna. 95 00:06:27,940 --> 00:06:32,620 Look, I told you I'm sorry, and I made a mistake. Can we just talk, please? 96 00:06:32,700 --> 00:06:37,060 Talk about what? You cheated on me. Okay? It's over. I feel nothing. 97 00:06:37,100 --> 00:06:39,020 Ooh, bitchy. 98 00:06:41,900 --> 00:06:44,020 You know what? Donna, I'll just see you next door. 99 00:06:45,740 --> 00:06:48,060 - [Clatters] - Ouch! - Are you okay? 100 00:06:48,140 --> 00:06:49,980 Fez! 101 00:06:50,060 --> 00:06:53,060 Panties! Panties! 102 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:01,340 - [Strains] - Ah. 103 00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:04,860 The sacred senior prank where we vandalize the water tower. 104 00:07:04,940 --> 00:07:06,780 I've been waiting for this moment since... 105 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:10,700 well, the last time we vandalized the water tower. 106 00:07:10,780 --> 00:07:12,780 So, Hyde... 107 00:07:12,860 --> 00:07:14,940 gaveJackie some jelly beans today. 108 00:07:15,020 --> 00:07:18,740 - Who cares? - Yeah, well, you should, because they were pink... 109 00:07:18,820 --> 00:07:21,700 and that is the bean of love. 110 00:07:21,780 --> 00:07:25,060 And I got her that particular bean because I never stopped loving her. 111 00:07:25,100 --> 00:07:28,900 Yeah, well, you stopped long enough to cheat on her with Pam Macy, Laurie and Annette. 112 00:07:28,940 --> 00:07:32,580 - Who else am I forgetting? - [Chortles] There were many others. 113 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:34,820 But you cheated on her with a nurse. 114 00:07:34,860 --> 00:07:37,740 It was a misunderstanding that you caused. 115 00:07:37,780 --> 00:07:39,260 - That's it. Let's go. - Oh, yeah? I'm ready. 116 00:07:39,340 --> 00:07:41,860 I hope you got that nurse's number. You're gonna need it when I'm done. 117 00:07:41,940 --> 00:07:44,900 Hey, stop it. Stop it. 118 00:07:44,940 --> 00:07:48,420 You two need to grow up and start painting genitals on the water tower. 119 00:07:49,820 --> 00:07:53,140 - Fine. I'll be over here. - Fine. I'll be over here. 120 00:07:54,980 --> 00:07:58,300 Well, since I have never seen another man's genitals, I'll have to paint my own. 121 00:08:00,300 --> 00:08:03,140 In that case, I'll need more paint. [Laughs] 122 00:08:05,260 --> 00:08:07,100 And a bigger tower. [Laughs] 123 00:08:08,580 --> 00:08:11,820 - Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo. - Kelso, what are you writing? 124 00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:14,980 - "Michael plus Jackie." - I'm kickin' your ass! 125 00:08:15,060 --> 00:08:18,660 Ah, you can't kick my ass from down there. All you can do is punch my ass. 126 00:08:18,740 --> 00:08:22,100 - Hey, get down! - Just face the fact, Hyde. 127 00:08:22,180 --> 00:08:25,180 You're down there and I'm up here, and I am invincible. 128 00:08:25,260 --> 00:08:27,140 [Branches Snapping] 129 00:08:27,180 --> 00:08:31,460 - [Body Crashes Into Shrubbery] - Kelso, are you okay? 130 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:33,900 I think I fell! 131 00:08:37,660 --> 00:08:40,060 - I'm gonna go check on him. - Okay. 132 00:08:40,140 --> 00:08:43,020 Okay, I think he'll be fine. 133 00:08:43,100 --> 00:08:46,380 Now, let's see. Where do I begin? 134 00:08:46,460 --> 00:08:49,700 I want it to look like it's coming right at me. 135 00:08:56,300 --> 00:08:58,180 [Siren Blares] 136 00:08:58,220 --> 00:09:00,900 [Man On P.A.] This is the Point Place Police Department. 137 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:03,420 You're under arrest! 138 00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:08,100 Um, I am a painter from a foreign country... 139 00:09:08,140 --> 00:09:11,940 and this is my gift to America. 140 00:09:12,020 --> 00:09:14,420 Get off the water tower! 141 00:09:16,620 --> 00:09:19,980 People of America... 142 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:23,820 I give you Genitals in the Sky. 143 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:32,820 [Vehicle Approaching] 144 00:09:32,900 --> 00:09:35,180 - [Brakes Squeak] - You hear that? 145 00:09:35,260 --> 00:09:37,340 - [Engine Stops] - Sounded like your dad's car. 146 00:09:37,420 --> 00:09:40,380 - [Door Opens] - Run for it. 147 00:09:40,460 --> 00:09:42,700 No, you don't. You made your bed. Now you have to lie in it. 148 00:09:42,780 --> 00:09:45,860 Oh, who am I kidding? You never make your bed. 149 00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:50,660 Eric, wait. Listen. If you leave now, you'll never get back in. 150 00:09:50,740 --> 00:09:53,980 - That means good-bye to your clothes, your furniture- - [Gasps] 151 00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:56,420 My G.I. Joes. 152 00:09:58,100 --> 00:09:59,980 We stay. 153 00:10:02,700 --> 00:10:05,100 Everybody in the living room. 154 00:10:05,180 --> 00:10:09,820 [Inhales, Singsongy] You're gonna get it. You're gonna get it. 155 00:10:12,940 --> 00:10:14,820 Lay it on him, Red. 156 00:10:14,860 --> 00:10:18,420 [Sighs] While I was fishing, I had a lotta time to think. 157 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:22,780 - That's right. - And all that thinking made me very angry. 158 00:10:22,860 --> 00:10:25,340 Very angry. 159 00:10:25,420 --> 00:10:29,100 And the fish that were unlucky enough to cross my path- 160 00:10:29,180 --> 00:10:32,700 Well, you know how they say that fish can't feel pain? 161 00:10:32,780 --> 00:10:34,980 That's a load of crap. 162 00:10:35,060 --> 00:10:36,940 A big load. 163 00:10:38,580 --> 00:10:41,980 And I finally came to a conclusion... 164 00:10:42,060 --> 00:10:45,380 that someone in this room is not going to like. 165 00:10:45,460 --> 00:10:47,460 That's you, porky mouth. 166 00:10:49,620 --> 00:10:52,260 Eric... 167 00:10:52,340 --> 00:10:57,060 - I'm proud of you. - And that goes double for- What the hell did you say? 168 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:03,900 I did everything I could to stop you from getting married... 169 00:11:03,980 --> 00:11:07,060 but you stuck to your guns. 170 00:11:07,140 --> 00:11:11,460 And I admire that you're willing to go out on your own. 171 00:11:13,580 --> 00:11:17,140 You're a man now, and you have my blessing. 172 00:11:20,740 --> 00:11:24,780 This is like The Godfather. 173 00:11:24,860 --> 00:11:27,180 I think you have to kiss his ring. 174 00:11:34,780 --> 00:11:37,740 How can you just give in and let Eric leave home? 175 00:11:37,820 --> 00:11:42,900 He has defied you over and over. He's a- a lying, cheating, conniving liar... 176 00:11:42,980 --> 00:11:46,420 and I won't let you send my precious baby boy away. 177 00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:50,060 Kitty, my mind is made up. 178 00:11:52,180 --> 00:11:55,260 And, Eric, we're gonna pay for your college too. 179 00:11:56,780 --> 00:11:58,620 Really? 180 00:11:58,700 --> 00:12:02,500 Dad, I-I don't know what to say to you, except... 181 00:12:02,580 --> 00:12:05,300 you're great! 182 00:12:06,420 --> 00:12:08,980 That's all right, Son. We don't do that here. 183 00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:11,900 Okay. Well. Well, this is nice. 184 00:12:11,980 --> 00:12:14,580 Since we're all happy, Eric doesn't have to leave three months early. 185 00:12:14,620 --> 00:12:17,460 He can go to school in the fall like everyone else. 186 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:20,940 We can take a pottery class! 187 00:12:21,020 --> 00:12:23,180 No, Kitty, he's leaving: 188 00:12:23,260 --> 00:12:27,100 No pottery class, no mother-son dancing lessons... 189 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:30,180 no trying out for Family Feud. 190 00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:37,020 But this deal is only good if you stay focused. If you do something stupid- 191 00:12:37,100 --> 00:12:40,220 like get Donna pregnant- you're on your own. 192 00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:43,300 Then I guess this is a bad time to give you the news. 193 00:12:47,580 --> 00:12:49,980 I'm kidding! I'm just so giddy! 194 00:12:59,580 --> 00:13:02,820 - So it's just a sprain, huh? - Yeah, it doesn't hurt too bad. 195 00:13:04,060 --> 00:13:05,900 [Door Closes] 196 00:13:05,980 --> 00:13:11,020 I guess the best part is I've now fallen off the water tower in every grade. 197 00:13:14,180 --> 00:13:17,700 That record will stand until your son goes to school. 198 00:13:19,740 --> 00:13:21,980 - Thanks for drivin' me to the hospital, man. - Oh, whatever. 199 00:13:23,020 --> 00:13:25,100 No. Not "whatever." 200 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:29,620 I mean, look. You drove me because we've been buds forever. 201 00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:32,740 L- It's like, why are we fightin' over a girl, man? 202 00:13:32,820 --> 00:13:35,420 Remember in third grade when we were both in love with Miss Hamill... 203 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:37,820 and we fought over her? 204 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:43,260 And then after you pulled my head out of the toilet, and I let go of your bean bags... 205 00:13:43,340 --> 00:13:46,020 we made a pact to never fight over a girl again. 206 00:13:47,220 --> 00:13:49,100 You know, you're right, man. 207 00:13:49,180 --> 00:13:52,780 I mean, neither of us has a shot with Jackie anyway. 208 00:13:52,860 --> 00:13:57,100 - So I'm steppin' back. - No. No, no. You go for it. I'll step back. 209 00:13:57,180 --> 00:13:59,420 No, I'm serious. Door's open for you. 210 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:01,980 No, I'm serious. The door is open for you. 211 00:14:02,060 --> 00:14:05,620 - I just closed the door for me! - Well, I'm closin' the door for me... 212 00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:09,820 and I'm lockin' myself inside, and I'm swallowin' the key! 213 00:14:11,420 --> 00:14:14,420 Fine. We're both done with her. You're my bud. 214 00:14:14,460 --> 00:14:16,660 You're my bud. Aah! 215 00:14:18,660 --> 00:14:22,500 I was wondering if that would work, and it did. 216 00:14:23,580 --> 00:14:26,460 - [Gasps] Steven! Are you okay? - Why? 217 00:14:26,540 --> 00:14:29,980 Well, I heard someone fell off the water tower, and I thought it could be you. L- 218 00:14:30,060 --> 00:14:32,900 - No, it was Kelso. - [Exhales] 219 00:14:32,980 --> 00:14:37,620 Wait. You came down here, 'cause you were worried about me. 220 00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:39,540 No, I didn't. 221 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:43,020 'Cause you still care about me. 222 00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:46,180 Uh-uh. 223 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:50,740 - So I still have a shot with you. - No. No, you don't. 224 00:14:50,780 --> 00:14:53,380 I mean, okay. I don't know. 225 00:14:55,620 --> 00:14:58,020 Steven, stop staring at me, or I'll kick you. 226 00:15:00,220 --> 00:15:02,140 Ah! 227 00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:10,660 Jackie, hope you didn't come here to make love to me. 228 00:15:15,420 --> 00:15:18,580 - No, Michael. L- - 'Cause I'm fine. 229 00:15:18,620 --> 00:15:21,220 All I need is my buddy Hyde. 230 00:15:25,340 --> 00:15:28,580 And no chick is gonna come between us anymore. 231 00:15:28,660 --> 00:15:32,540 - Right, Hyde? - Uh-h-h, yeah. 232 00:15:32,620 --> 00:15:36,460 Yeah. Let's go, buddy Hyde. Aah! 233 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:43,340 Look at all the apartments they have in Madison. 234 00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:48,980 - This place even pays utilities. - Oh, cool. 235 00:15:49,020 --> 00:15:51,380 What are utilities? 236 00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:56,700 - I think it's, like, gas and water. - Free water? 237 00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:59,140 Um, you know what that means? 238 00:15:59,220 --> 00:16:01,300 Free ice. 239 00:16:01,340 --> 00:16:03,540 What are you two doing? 240 00:16:03,620 --> 00:16:06,220 Oh, we're lookin' for apartments in Madison. 241 00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:08,660 I can't believe it. It's like we leave in less than a week. 242 00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:13,340 Are you trying to kill me? Because that's what you're doing. 243 00:16:13,420 --> 00:16:15,740 You're killing your mother. You only get one, ya know. 244 00:16:15,820 --> 00:16:18,820 Eric, this place has a washer and dryer. 245 00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:23,180 Wait. A washer and free water? 246 00:16:23,260 --> 00:16:25,900 - Oh, my God, it's like there's no reason to ever come home. - I know. 247 00:16:25,980 --> 00:16:29,540 [Laughs, Stops] Excuse me. 248 00:16:32,060 --> 00:16:36,060 Washer and dryer, Red. They are going to have a washer and dryer. 249 00:16:36,140 --> 00:16:41,100 That redheaded harlot is gonna be Shouting out my baby's grass stains! 250 00:16:42,940 --> 00:16:45,300 What about my last summer with my youngest child? 251 00:16:45,340 --> 00:16:48,060 I bet you weren't thinkin' about that when you went fishing. 252 00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:51,980 I bought sparklers for the Fourth ofJuly. He loves sparklers... 253 00:16:52,060 --> 00:16:56,020 and now he's leaving, and what are we gonna do for the Fourth ofJuly? 254 00:16:58,460 --> 00:17:00,980 Uh-h-h, there's a car show in Kenosha. 255 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,700 A car show? 256 00:17:03,780 --> 00:17:06,820 I don't want to go to a- [Bleeps] car show in- [Bleeps] Kenosha. 257 00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:10,780 I want three more- [Bleeps] months with my baby boy... 258 00:17:10,860 --> 00:17:12,980 and now they're gone because of your bull- [Bleeps] 259 00:17:13,060 --> 00:17:15,940 Way to go, dumb-ass! 260 00:17:25,340 --> 00:17:28,300 Ah, it feels good to be back! 261 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:33,260 Just Kelso and Hyde. No chick can come between us. All right. So what do ya wanna do? 262 00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:36,820 We can play air hockey, give Fez a wedgie, uh- 263 00:17:36,900 --> 00:17:40,500 Oh, my brother just got a new stereo. We can throw it off an overpass. 264 00:17:40,580 --> 00:17:44,060 Actually, I changed my mind. I'm gonna getJackie back. 265 00:17:44,140 --> 00:17:46,700 What? No way. What about our third-grade pact? 266 00:17:46,780 --> 00:17:50,100 We also made a pact to invent a formula for invisibility. 267 00:17:53,820 --> 00:17:58,300 - Well, that fell through too. - Well, because you gave up. 268 00:18:01,260 --> 00:18:03,820 Look, Kelso. I never felt this way about a girl before, okay? 269 00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:07,500 And that pretty much beats our third-grade pact. I'm sorry, but I wanna be with her. 270 00:18:07,580 --> 00:18:10,180 Well, at the hospital, you said that I could have her. 271 00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:13,220 That was when I didn't think I still had a shot with her. 272 00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:16,140 Your- For your information, I still have a shot with her. 273 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:19,740 She accepted my jelly beans. 274 00:18:19,820 --> 00:18:23,220 I don't know what that means, but you can't have her. You closed the door. 275 00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:27,860 Yeah? Well, now I'm closin' the door on you, and once again, I'm swallowin' the key. 276 00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:31,420 And you're locked inside, and I'm gettin'Jackie back. 277 00:18:32,740 --> 00:18:36,180 Well, you're gonna lose. Heh-heh. 278 00:18:36,260 --> 00:18:39,460 Yeah? Well, if by "lose" you mean "win," then you're right. 279 00:18:39,540 --> 00:18:42,460 I am gonna lose. [Chortles] 280 00:18:48,780 --> 00:18:53,100 Well, thanks a lot for getting me at the police station, you two sons of two bitches! 281 00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:04,460 Fez, what happened? 282 00:19:04,540 --> 00:19:07,620 Well, I got arrested. And they did a background check... 283 00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:10,660 and found out that my student visa expires when I graduate from high school. 284 00:19:10,740 --> 00:19:13,540 - What? - Yeah, and now I have to leave the country after graduation. 285 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:18,220 That's in a week. And I have to relearn my native language. 286 00:19:22,940 --> 00:19:24,780 - Good day. - No, but Fez- 287 00:19:24,860 --> 00:19:27,340 [Speaking Foreign Language] 288 00:19:34,620 --> 00:19:37,460 Way to go. If you hadn't fallen off the water tower, we could've helped him out. 289 00:19:37,540 --> 00:19:39,380 Aah! 290 00:19:39,460 --> 00:19:41,420 Aa-aa-aah! 291 00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:43,940 They should've x-rayed your head at the hospital. 292 00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:45,700 They did. 293 00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:50,820 And for your information, they found nothing. 294 00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:52,780 Hmm. 295 00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:59,020 I can't believe our little Fez is gonna be deported. 296 00:20:00,140 --> 00:20:02,260 God, I wish there was something we could do. 297 00:20:02,340 --> 00:20:05,260 Maybe I could talk to the mayor. He owes me one. 298 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,420 Eric, we can't let this happen. 299 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,980 If Fez goes back to his country with those pictures he took... 300 00:20:11,060 --> 00:20:12,900 my panties are gonna end up on a stamp. 301 00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:19,180 Pop-Tarts? Where's Mom? 302 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,620 She went fishin'. Shut up and eat. 303 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:29,400 Dear President Jimmy Carter. The following is a list of reasons... 304 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:32,240 why I, Fez, should be allowed to stay in your great country. 305 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:35,840 Number one: I have never gone number one on your beautiful soil. 306 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:39,200 Number two: I have never gone number two on your- 307 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,760 Wait. Scratch that. 308 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:45,640 Number two: "Fez" is also a word for a hat. Uncle Sam wears a hat. 309 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:48,840 Coincidence? [Chuckles] Yes. 310 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:51,840 Three, where else am I going to live? France? [Scoffs] 311 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:54,040 [Bleeps] France.