1 00:00:04,780 --> 00:00:06,620 Well, how are you the morning? 2 00:00:07,580 --> 00:00:09,580 Well, my baby boy's still engaged. 3 00:00:09,660 --> 00:00:14,900 My hot flashes are back, so I feel like I'm standing in a pool of burning lava. 4 00:00:14,940 --> 00:00:18,100 They don't make a pill for menopause, so I took a Flintstone vitamin. 5 00:00:19,700 --> 00:00:21,740 And when you take a pill shaped like Barney Rubble... 6 00:00:21,820 --> 00:00:25,140 it's pretty obvious the freakin' thing ain't gonna work! 7 00:00:25,180 --> 00:00:28,580 Great. Anyway, about the engagement... 8 00:00:28,660 --> 00:00:31,020 I've got Eric and Donna on the ropes. 9 00:00:31,100 --> 00:00:34,260 I dared them to get married next week. 10 00:00:34,340 --> 00:00:36,620 They were shaking like France. 11 00:00:36,660 --> 00:00:40,300 Well, I know you like scaring children, but what's the point? 12 00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:42,780 Well, the point is if we let them do what they want... 13 00:00:42,860 --> 00:00:45,220 they'll realize they don't wanna do it. 14 00:00:45,300 --> 00:00:47,460 I mean, hell, nobody wants to be married. 15 00:00:49,660 --> 00:00:52,900 Except me to you. I'd do that all over again. 16 00:00:52,980 --> 00:00:55,340 Oh, is Steven here? 17 00:00:55,380 --> 00:00:58,380 He saw me on the couch with Michael, but there was nothing going on. 18 00:00:58,420 --> 00:01:01,540 God, what do I do if he doesn't believe me, Mr. Forman? 19 00:01:02,940 --> 00:01:05,100 - When in the hell did this start? - I don't know. 20 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:09,340 The kids all used to run from me. That's the way I liked it. 21 00:01:09,420 --> 00:01:12,820 - [Whines] - Well, next fall, you'll get your wish. 22 00:01:12,900 --> 00:01:16,460 Eric will be in college, and then the whole house will be empty. 23 00:01:16,500 --> 00:01:18,940 That's right. 24 00:01:19,020 --> 00:01:22,420 We're only one good-bye away from heaven. 25 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:26,140 Mommy, Daddy, I'm home! 26 00:01:29,620 --> 00:01:31,940 We gotta start lockin' that door. 27 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:43,900 [Door Opens] 28 00:01:50,100 --> 00:01:53,140 - [Door Closes] - No way! 29 00:02:01,020 --> 00:02:02,940 (Rock Group Singing) 30 00:02:23,900 --> 00:02:25,700 (Ends) 31 00:02:25,780 --> 00:02:28,580 Hello, Wisconsin! 32 00:02:33,980 --> 00:02:36,900 - Donna. Hey. - Hi. 33 00:02:39,900 --> 00:02:44,740 Okay. If you had bad news that could hurt someone that you cared about, what would you do? 34 00:02:44,780 --> 00:02:47,460 Kelso, just leave the poor girl an anonymous note... 35 00:02:47,540 --> 00:02:50,020 and tell her she needs a shot of penicillin. 36 00:02:50,100 --> 00:02:53,740 Donna. Okay. 37 00:02:53,820 --> 00:02:59,140 Someone I know cheated on someone else I know. 38 00:03:01,420 --> 00:03:03,900 Did Eric cheat on me? 39 00:03:03,980 --> 00:03:06,340 I will snap that little monkey like a twig! 40 00:03:06,380 --> 00:03:09,540 But no! Donna. 41 00:03:09,620 --> 00:03:12,460 God, Eric didn't cheat on you. 42 00:03:13,740 --> 00:03:15,620 - Hyde cheated on Jackie. - What? Oh, my God! 43 00:03:15,660 --> 00:03:18,860 [High-pitched] Yeah! 44 00:03:18,940 --> 00:03:21,780 And he doesn't know it, but I saw him kissing this lady in the hotel. 45 00:03:21,860 --> 00:03:24,660 - Oh, my God. That is horrible. - I wanna do the right thing, right? 46 00:03:24,740 --> 00:03:27,180 So I'm thinking that I'll just teIIJackie. 47 00:03:27,260 --> 00:03:29,820 And then she'll feel really bad, and I'll console her and presto! 48 00:03:29,900 --> 00:03:31,860 We'll be making out topless. 49 00:03:31,940 --> 00:03:34,220 No, Kelso. 50 00:03:34,260 --> 00:03:36,140 The thing to do is to tell Hyde that you know... 51 00:03:36,180 --> 00:03:38,060 and then give him a chance to teIIJackie. 52 00:03:38,100 --> 00:03:40,660 I knew you'd say that. You know, just once... 53 00:03:40,740 --> 00:03:43,740 I want the right thing and the topless thing to be the same thing. 54 00:03:53,740 --> 00:03:57,220 Well, if it isn't the lovebirds. 55 00:03:57,260 --> 00:04:01,660 So, lovebirds, how are the big wedding plans coming along? 56 00:04:01,740 --> 00:04:06,300 Well, I've decided to be the groom... 57 00:04:06,380 --> 00:04:10,420 and, uh, Donna's gonna go with bride. 58 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:13,660 Well, your mom and I have made some plans too. 59 00:04:13,740 --> 00:04:18,020 We figure since we're already giving you a graduation party... 60 00:04:18,060 --> 00:04:21,260 why not make it a wedding party too? 61 00:04:21,340 --> 00:04:23,940 Wait, graduation? 62 00:04:23,980 --> 00:04:27,700 - That's in a week, which is like- - Seven days. 63 00:04:27,780 --> 00:04:30,180 - I know how long a week is. - I know you know. 64 00:04:30,260 --> 00:04:34,460 Well, what's the matter? You two lovebirds still wanna get married, don't you? 65 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:37,260 I mean, heck, it'd be a real shame if you chickened out. 66 00:04:37,340 --> 00:04:40,620 Then you'd be a couple of love chickens. 67 00:04:43,180 --> 00:04:46,580 No. No, we wanna get married. 68 00:04:46,660 --> 00:04:48,780 Right, Donna? 69 00:04:48,860 --> 00:04:51,020 Of course. 70 00:04:51,100 --> 00:04:53,060 I do. 71 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:55,740 Well, then it's settled. We're having a wedding. 72 00:04:55,820 --> 00:04:57,860 [Laughs] 73 00:04:57,900 --> 00:05:00,780 Oh, Donna, you can wear my wedding dress. 74 00:05:00,820 --> 00:05:03,020 It's off-white, so nobody will whisper. 75 00:05:08,460 --> 00:05:11,060 Okay. What is going on with them anyway? 76 00:05:11,140 --> 00:05:15,300 Eric, if you need any help dealing with Mom and Dad... 77 00:05:15,340 --> 00:05:17,500 I'm here for you. 78 00:05:17,580 --> 00:05:20,700 Yeah. No, thanks. 79 00:05:20,780 --> 00:05:25,020 Last time I trusted you, I wound up in the dryer with a pillowcase full of bees, so- 80 00:05:26,420 --> 00:05:29,500 I know, and I am so sorry. 81 00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:31,900 I have been cruel to you, Eric. 82 00:05:31,980 --> 00:05:33,980 You too, Donna, but it wasn't as obvious... 83 00:05:34,060 --> 00:05:36,540 because I mostly said stuff behind your back. 84 00:05:36,620 --> 00:05:38,460 Right back at ya. 85 00:05:39,980 --> 00:05:41,900 I'm not just home for a visit. 86 00:05:41,980 --> 00:05:46,180 I am here to correct the mistakes that I have made in the past. 87 00:05:47,820 --> 00:05:50,900 Okay, but I'm sure whatever bastard children you've had... 88 00:05:50,980 --> 00:05:52,940 have been adopted by now. 89 00:05:54,140 --> 00:05:56,940 Thank you. Good luck to you. 90 00:05:56,980 --> 00:05:59,540 Hey, Fez. I'm here to get my license. 91 00:05:59,620 --> 00:06:02,740 Oh, hello, Mitch. 92 00:06:04,580 --> 00:06:07,380 I'm here to tell you that you will get... nothing! 93 00:06:08,620 --> 00:06:10,460 Okay, I know we had our problems in wood shop... 94 00:06:10,540 --> 00:06:15,420 but for the hundredth time, I'm sorry I sat on your spice rack. 95 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:18,420 You're sorry? You should see my kitchen. 96 00:06:18,500 --> 00:06:20,900 There's spices everywhere. It's anarchy. 97 00:06:20,980 --> 00:06:23,140 Dude, you're getting hysterical like a woman. 98 00:06:23,220 --> 00:06:25,660 Well, if you mean that I am artistic and sensitive... 99 00:06:25,740 --> 00:06:29,420 and cry every time that I watch Love Story, then, yes, I am like a woman. 100 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:35,700 Now begone! 101 00:06:35,780 --> 00:06:40,060 You know, I could make it worth your while if you would just give me the license. 102 00:06:40,140 --> 00:06:42,740 I'm the editor of the school paper. Can you imagine this headline? 103 00:06:42,820 --> 00:06:45,260 "Foreign Kid Actually Cool." 104 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:50,780 'Course, I'd have to retract it the next day, because-Well, come on. 105 00:06:53,340 --> 00:06:56,900 Here's a headline for you: "Short Kid Takes Long Walk." 106 00:07:02,860 --> 00:07:04,780 Well, hello, Hyde. 107 00:07:06,100 --> 00:07:09,060 I saw something very interesting in the hotel this morning. 108 00:07:09,100 --> 00:07:11,900 Oh, the guy in the dress? 109 00:07:11,980 --> 00:07:13,860 That's Frank. Comes in twice a month. 110 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:16,820 Gets really pissed if you don't call him Lady Laguna. 111 00:07:17,860 --> 00:07:19,700 No. 112 00:07:19,780 --> 00:07:21,780 I saw you kissing a girl that wasn'tJackie. 113 00:07:21,860 --> 00:07:25,540 - Oh, that. - Ah, so you admit it. 114 00:07:25,580 --> 00:07:27,460 - Sure. - Don't try to deny it. 115 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:31,740 - I won't. - You're not gonna wiggle your way outta this one! 116 00:07:31,820 --> 00:07:36,980 I'm not trying to. Look, I cheated on Jackie, 'cause she cheated on me with you. 117 00:07:37,060 --> 00:07:38,900 Which reminds me, I oughta kick your ass. 118 00:07:38,980 --> 00:07:41,980 Well, Hyde, we weren't doing anything. I already told you. 119 00:07:42,060 --> 00:07:46,180 Jackie was comforting me, 'cause I was upset, 'cause Fez had a sex dream about me. 120 00:07:47,620 --> 00:07:49,900 Would you shut up about that lame-ass story? 121 00:07:49,980 --> 00:07:52,060 Well, it's the truth, and I'll prove it. Let's go ask Fez. 122 00:07:52,140 --> 00:07:54,140 - Fine. - You drive. My van's in the shop. 123 00:07:54,220 --> 00:07:56,580 - Fine. I need gas though. - Fine. Can I borrow money for fries? 124 00:07:56,620 --> 00:07:58,180 - No. - Fine. Shotgun. 125 00:07:58,260 --> 00:08:00,420 - There's only two of us, you moron. - Fine! 126 00:08:07,660 --> 00:08:09,700 You know what I think, Donna? 127 00:08:09,740 --> 00:08:12,420 I think this whole "get married in a week" stuff... 128 00:08:12,460 --> 00:08:15,620 is just Red trying to get us to call the whole thing off. 129 00:08:15,660 --> 00:08:18,140 Yeah. But you know what? 130 00:08:18,220 --> 00:08:20,620 That ain't happening, missy. You know what we're gonna do? 131 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:23,260 We're gonna teach Red a lesson and get married out of spite. 132 00:08:23,340 --> 00:08:25,820 Yeah, screw you, Red! 133 00:08:25,900 --> 00:08:28,540 Wow. 134 00:08:28,620 --> 00:08:31,140 It's every little girl's dream to get married out of spite. 135 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:34,700 You know what? 136 00:08:34,780 --> 00:08:36,620 I think maybe you're not ready to get married. 137 00:08:36,700 --> 00:08:39,780 And if you're not, you better tell me right now. 138 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:42,380 Donna, I'm not ready. 139 00:08:42,460 --> 00:08:44,460 - Oh, thank God. Me neither. - What? 140 00:08:44,540 --> 00:08:46,380 - I thought you were ready. - I thought you were. 141 00:08:46,460 --> 00:08:47,740 - I'm not. - Me neither. 142 00:08:47,820 --> 00:08:50,500 - Oh, my God, you are so hot. - You are! 143 00:08:57,500 --> 00:09:00,780 Wow, nothing hits the spot after an hour and a half of passion... 144 00:09:00,860 --> 00:09:03,780 like chili cheese fries. 145 00:09:05,260 --> 00:09:07,980 Oh, hello, Mitch. 146 00:09:08,020 --> 00:09:10,500 Had a nice walk over here? 147 00:09:12,020 --> 00:09:13,900 Get used to it because you'll never get a license. 148 00:09:13,980 --> 00:09:17,260 - Do you understand me? - No, but nobody understands you. 149 00:09:17,340 --> 00:09:19,740 You talk like Mushmouth from Fat Albert. 150 00:09:19,820 --> 00:09:21,580 You just dug your own grave, fella. 151 00:09:21,660 --> 00:09:25,220 "I flug my own rave, bella"? Was that what you said, Mushmouth? 152 00:09:25,300 --> 00:09:29,860 All right, Fez. I need you to tell Hyde about the dream you had about me. 153 00:09:29,900 --> 00:09:32,620 What? 154 00:09:32,700 --> 00:09:35,500 I didn't have any dream. [Mouths Words] 155 00:09:35,540 --> 00:09:37,700 We have a visitor. 156 00:09:39,180 --> 00:09:41,220 Fez, this is really important, okay? 157 00:09:41,260 --> 00:09:46,060 Start talking, or so help me, I'll give you the worst purple nurple you've ever had. 158 00:09:47,940 --> 00:09:53,500 Okay. In my dream, Kelso was dressed as a nurse... 159 00:09:55,020 --> 00:09:57,260 and he was giving me a sponge bath. 160 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:02,660 And? 161 00:10:03,860 --> 00:10:05,740 I was nude. 162 00:10:07,180 --> 00:10:10,300 See? I was really freaked out... 163 00:10:10,380 --> 00:10:12,580 and Jackie and me were just talkin', that's all. 164 00:10:13,660 --> 00:10:15,540 So I just cheated on Jackie for nothing? 165 00:10:15,620 --> 00:10:18,580 It's what I've been telling you, man. 166 00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:21,740 Oh, Steven, look, okay? 167 00:10:21,820 --> 00:10:27,340 Whatever you think happened between me and Michael, did not happen, okay? 168 00:10:27,420 --> 00:10:29,780 So, everything's fine. 169 00:10:29,860 --> 00:10:32,060 Actually, we need to talk. 170 00:10:33,620 --> 00:10:35,540 You know, I really hate to run... 171 00:10:35,620 --> 00:10:38,940 but I gotta go tell the whole school about you and Nurse Ding-a-ling's sponge bath. 172 00:10:39,020 --> 00:10:40,900 So, I gotta go. 173 00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:45,060 - You wouldn't. - "Blue blound't"? Move your lips, Mushmouth! 174 00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:50,820 So, I was in the den, and Michael came over all upset. 175 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,780 - Jackie. - And, Steven, I asked him to leave. 176 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:55,540 - And that's when you saw us. But I swear, nothing happened. - Jackie. Jackie! 177 00:10:55,620 --> 00:10:58,380 Stop talking. 178 00:10:58,460 --> 00:11:00,900 Look, I know all this now, okay? 179 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:05,820 But before I knew, I was at the hotel last night. 180 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,740 And I was really mad. 181 00:11:12,220 --> 00:11:14,380 There was this nurse. 182 00:11:16,140 --> 00:11:18,140 - And- - And what? 183 00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:21,460 And I'm really sorry, okay? 184 00:11:24,420 --> 00:11:26,660 I promise it'll never happen again. 185 00:11:28,140 --> 00:11:30,420 You know, that's exactly what Michael used to say. 186 00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:32,940 - Come on, Jackie. - No. You know what, Steven? 187 00:11:33,020 --> 00:11:35,340 I'm sorry. It's over. 188 00:11:44,180 --> 00:11:47,140 [Radio: Man Singing Country] 189 00:11:51,980 --> 00:11:54,300 Huh. 190 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:57,260 - I finally get country music. - ## [Ends] 191 00:12:01,460 --> 00:12:06,580 Donna, look, it's my old wedding dress. 192 00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:08,660 Oh, and you can wear it... 193 00:12:10,540 --> 00:12:12,660 as a bib. 194 00:12:14,660 --> 00:12:18,540 Hey, and for the reception, I got the guys back together from my high school band- 195 00:12:18,620 --> 00:12:21,180 the Pinciotti Polka Explosion. 196 00:12:22,740 --> 00:12:27,100 Won't be long now until you two lovebirds are married... forever. 197 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:29,220 No escape. 198 00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:31,740 Until one of you is dead. 199 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:39,300 So, you guys, I've been trying to think of ways to help you. 200 00:12:39,380 --> 00:12:43,220 Okay. Where's Laurie? 201 00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:45,260 Yeah, what happened to you? 202 00:12:45,340 --> 00:12:49,660 You guys, living in Chicago opened my eyes. 203 00:12:49,740 --> 00:12:52,340 I had no job, no friends. 204 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:54,260 I did sleep with one of the White Sox... 205 00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:57,980 but then it just turned out to be this frat guy wearing a White Sox hat. 206 00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:05,460 Basically, I hit rock bottom. 207 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:08,980 Really. God, I was so sure you'd be a senator. 208 00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:11,940 Eric, love is hard to find. 209 00:13:12,020 --> 00:13:16,060 And I've realized I've been taking the people who love me for granted. 210 00:13:16,140 --> 00:13:17,980 Especially you. 211 00:13:18,060 --> 00:13:20,740 Oh, that's not true. 212 00:13:20,820 --> 00:13:22,700 I don't love you. 213 00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:25,900 Yes, you do. 214 00:13:25,980 --> 00:13:29,260 And if you two love each other, but Red is making you miserable... 215 00:13:29,340 --> 00:13:31,260 then there's only one answer. 216 00:13:31,340 --> 00:13:34,380 Get out. Leave town. 217 00:13:35,420 --> 00:13:37,940 Because love is precious. 218 00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:42,180 Well, it sounds good... 219 00:13:42,260 --> 00:13:44,660 but I can't help but remember the feeling of being stung by bees... 220 00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:47,220 as I tumbled around and around. 221 00:13:50,340 --> 00:13:52,660 Wait. Is that a tear? 222 00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:55,580 Oh, my God, Eric. I think she's being sincere. 223 00:14:00,260 --> 00:14:02,940 Oh, my God, it's real. 224 00:14:04,860 --> 00:14:07,220 I have a sister. 225 00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:16,500 Hey, look who I found. 226 00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:20,180 At first I just thought he was a leprechaun. 227 00:14:25,860 --> 00:14:30,820 Fez, I came over here because I wanna end this feud, okay? Right here, right now. 228 00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:33,940 And if you're not on board, I could spread your crazy... 229 00:14:33,980 --> 00:14:36,940 naked, homoerotic dream all over school, but- 230 00:14:38,820 --> 00:14:41,500 Macho as I am... 231 00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:44,100 who would believe you? 232 00:14:44,180 --> 00:14:46,940 Okay, Fez. 233 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:51,780 Uh, can I just say as the nurse that was sponging you in your dream... 234 00:14:51,860 --> 00:14:56,340 that I'm with Mitch here on the whole "not spreading it around the school" thing. 235 00:14:56,380 --> 00:15:00,180 See, your lady friend here understands. 236 00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:04,300 Truce? 237 00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:06,220 Well... 238 00:15:07,460 --> 00:15:09,300 I guess. 239 00:15:09,380 --> 00:15:12,580 - Truce. - Good. Here. Peace offering. Moron! 240 00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:23,820 Oh, this is tomorrow's school paper. 241 00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:25,740 Oh, my God, on the front page... 242 00:15:25,820 --> 00:15:27,980 there's a picture of me kissing Kelso by the lake. 243 00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:33,580 Fez, why are you kissing Kelso by the lake? 244 00:15:33,660 --> 00:15:36,100 We caught a fish! 245 00:15:37,700 --> 00:15:40,340 I was excited! 246 00:15:40,420 --> 00:15:43,340 I kissed the fish too, but, of course, they don't show you that. 247 00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:50,580 Jackie. Jackie. It's Hyde. 248 00:15:50,660 --> 00:15:52,020 - No. - Yes. 249 00:15:52,060 --> 00:15:53,420 - No. - Yes. 250 00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:56,020 [Sighs] Fine. 251 00:16:00,380 --> 00:16:02,380 Can I say something? 252 00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:05,660 I think this whole thing was a misunderstanding. 253 00:16:05,740 --> 00:16:08,100 Hyde didn't know what was going on. 254 00:16:08,180 --> 00:16:10,660 I know, okay? But after Michael... 255 00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:14,540 I promised myself that I would never be with another boy who cheated on me. 256 00:16:16,460 --> 00:16:19,020 But Hyde's so good for you. Since you started dating him... 257 00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:21,460 you've completely stopped quoting Nancy Drew. 258 00:16:22,740 --> 00:16:24,940 And the worst part is I still love him. 259 00:16:25,980 --> 00:16:28,140 I know. 260 00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:30,060 [Clicks Tongue, Sobs] 261 00:16:31,820 --> 00:16:34,220 You know, normally, I wouldn't cry on your sweater... 262 00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:36,620 because, you know, it ruins the fabric. 263 00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:38,900 But, God, this one's just so cheap, it won't matter. 264 00:16:45,660 --> 00:16:48,620 - What? - Nothing. 265 00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:52,100 - Just, you know, Jackie's single now. - ## [Stereo: Country] 266 00:16:52,180 --> 00:16:54,220 Yeah, so? 267 00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:56,980 So, when you were going out with her, I backed off. 268 00:16:57,020 --> 00:16:58,940 You backed off? 269 00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:01,300 You constantly hit on her. You bought her presents all the time. 270 00:17:01,340 --> 00:17:04,260 You shot me with a BB gun. 271 00:17:04,340 --> 00:17:06,580 Yeah, that's me backin' off. 272 00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:11,260 [Sighs] Look, Hyde. 273 00:17:11,340 --> 00:17:15,380 I know you thought I only wanted her because you had her. 274 00:17:15,460 --> 00:17:19,460 See, the thing is, is now you don't have her... 275 00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:22,060 and I still want her. 276 00:17:22,140 --> 00:17:27,340 So, as your friend, I'm just letting you know that I'm going after her. 277 00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:29,780 And also, I'll be making out with her in front of you. 278 00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:33,860 You know, just to rub it in. 279 00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:36,780 So, be ready for that. 280 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:43,140 Whatever. 281 00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:46,900 Yep, that's what I'm countin' on. 282 00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:50,580 While I'm out getting Jackie back, you're gonna sit around here saying, "Whatever." 283 00:17:50,660 --> 00:17:53,060 ## [Continues] 284 00:17:56,140 --> 00:17:58,860 Are you listening to country music, man? 285 00:17:58,940 --> 00:18:00,940 Whatever. 286 00:18:02,460 --> 00:18:05,780 Look, Mom, Dad, Donna and I have something we wanna say. 287 00:18:05,860 --> 00:18:09,980 Um, it turns out we're not ready to get married. 288 00:18:10,060 --> 00:18:11,900 No! 289 00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:18,740 And I was really rootin' for you two crazy kids. 290 00:18:18,820 --> 00:18:21,620 Look, we know you've been pressuring us into marriage... 291 00:18:21,660 --> 00:18:24,500 so we'd admit you were right and live on your terms. 292 00:18:24,540 --> 00:18:27,700 But that's just not gonna happen. 293 00:18:27,780 --> 00:18:32,580 So, we've decided to move away as soon as we graduate. 294 00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:34,740 Move away? 295 00:18:34,820 --> 00:18:36,980 No, no, no, you can't move away yet. 296 00:18:39,180 --> 00:18:42,020 No, we were gonna use this summer to become best friends. 297 00:18:43,340 --> 00:18:46,180 Look, we'll be going to college in the fall anyway. 298 00:18:46,260 --> 00:18:48,380 Instead of fighting with you guys for the next three months... 299 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,300 we're just gonna get our own place in Madison. 300 00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:53,460 Yeah, good luck trying to control us in Madison. 301 00:18:57,860 --> 00:19:00,620 Hey, Donna, remember we agreed not to do that. 302 00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:03,900 Remember? Okay. 303 00:19:03,980 --> 00:19:05,900 Anyway, we're gonna have our own apartment. 304 00:19:05,980 --> 00:19:09,900 And, honestly, I just think we'll all be a lot happier. 305 00:19:09,980 --> 00:19:14,100 - Madison has two movie theaters. - Okay, Donna, come on. 306 00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:19,540 Oh, great plan, Red. 307 00:19:19,620 --> 00:19:22,100 Now my baby's leaving. 308 00:19:22,180 --> 00:19:24,740 I'm still here, Mommy. 309 00:19:25,780 --> 00:19:27,660 Yeah, well, that's nice. 310 00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:34,100 - Hey. - [Door Closes] 311 00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:42,380 The thing is, is I'm really sorry. 312 00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:45,460 - Yeah, you said that already. - [Page Turns] 313 00:19:45,540 --> 00:19:48,820 Come on, Jackie. I made a mistake, okay? 314 00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:51,300 It was a stupid one-time thing. 315 00:19:51,380 --> 00:19:53,820 You know what, Steven? I have heard it all before. 316 00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:56,660 From you, from Michael. 317 00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:58,780 God, just do me a favor and leave me alone. 318 00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:02,380 Whatever. 319 00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:08,980 Jackie. 320 00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:12,180 I love you. 321 00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:18,580 Yeah, well, I don't love you. 322 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:29,240 Here's your car license, motorcycle license... 323 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:33,640 boat license, license to operate a forklift... 324 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:38,360 a cut-the-line pass and a free D.M.V. Pen. 325 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:41,400 If you turn it over, the little car parallel parks. 326 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:45,440 Oh. And here's the negatives of you and Kelso grabbing each other's asses. 327 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:47,360 Hey, we were happy because we caught a fish. 328 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,240 If they do it in football, why can't we do it in fishing? 329 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:52,160 "Blue bit bushball in bishing"? What? Where you from, man?