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Forman, why'd you have
to tell Red you got engaged?
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Look at him-
yelling and waving.
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Oh! A little spit
just landed on Bob.
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Bob's so scared,
he's not even wiping it off.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. This time
Red is really gonna kill me.
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My only hope is that he actually
sticks his foot so far up my ass...
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he can't pull it out, and I get to take him
straight to hell with me.
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Why did you tell him?
We had it all planned.
10
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We were gonna give them wine, get 'em all
loose and juiced. But you spilled the beans.
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Good, because wine and beans
is not a good combo.
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Hey. Toot-toot,
if you know what I mean.
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Sorry I'm late!
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I was cutting through
backyards on the way over here...
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and the Hendersons
got a new jungle gym!
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Whoa.
They're still yelling?
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Yeah. I'm trying to read Red's lips,
but I can't make it out.
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He keeps calling me
a "stupid duck."
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- [Snaps Fingers]
- Ah!
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Hey, I'll go spy on them.
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I just gotta run home real quick
and change into my ninja outfit.
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I don't think this situation
calls for camouflage, Kelso.
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Well, that doesn't mean
it's not fun to wear, Eric!
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But they're just too young
to get married.
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How are they gonna
live on their own?
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Eric jumps a foot
every time the furnace kicks on.
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Exactly. He's not mature enough
to get married.
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I'm still cutting the crusts
off his sandwiches.
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Well, it's really more for me.
He's my baby.
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Don't mind me.
Feel free to keep talking.
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I'm just getting a soda.
I'm not spying.
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Hey, I-I don't like
this engagement either...
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but it's not like
they can break it off.
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Why the hell not?
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Well, it wouldn't be
very romantic, for one.
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Oh, forget about it.
I'll take care of this myself!
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No, no. Red, if you go out there and yell,
you're just gonna drive him away.
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I'm sorry, Kitty, but yelling is the only part
of being a father that I enjoy.
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Red- Red, I am putting my foot down.
I forbid it.
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All right. Fine.
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Wow! Red, I forbid you to-
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Shut up, Bob.
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Burn!
[Laughs]
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- Get out!
- Yeah.
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Well?
What were they saying?
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I don't know.
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Well, I was so busy acting
like I wasn't listening, I forgot to listen.
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- [Groans]
- Man!
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I betcha he's trying
to think of a punishment.
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He already took away the Vista Cruiser
and- and fined me.
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What's next?
Is he gonna cut off my pinkie?
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Ay!
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What's the point of getting married,
Red's gonna cut that off?
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(Rock Group Singing)
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(Ends)
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Nina, you have
such beautiful fingers.
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So long and elegant-
like spider legs.
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- We can't do this here.
- [Phones Ringing]
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We can go to the backseat
of the student-driver car.
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But I have to warn you- I have a hard time
keeping my hands at 10:00 and 2:00.
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Fez, this tension between us
is causing problems.
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And here at the D.M.V., I've learned
it's easier to solve problems...
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when they're posed
in a multiple-choice format.
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So, "A," we can further
explore our relationship...
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and hope that relieves
the tension...
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or, "B," I can fire you.
68
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Is this some kind of trick?
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It's not a trick.
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Hmm, so it is a trick.
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I choose "B."
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No, you choose "A"!
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[Ringing Continues]
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Okay, I'll take "A."
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But I think you should throw
a little "T" in there too.
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- Dinner's ready, Eric.
- You know what?
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Um, Dad's in there, so I'll just, you know,
forage for berries.
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Look, I am not happy
about this situation either...
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but I am in there
making the best of it...
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not out here
diddling a basketball.
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Mom, if I was out here
diddling a basketball...
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this would be a very
different conversation.
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Get in there.
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[Door Slams]
85
00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:06,060
Well, look who I found.
86
00:05:06,100 --> 00:05:08,940
Our son-
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who we love very much.
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- Hey, Dad.
- Pass the peas, Steven.
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Red, your son spoke to you.
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I heard him.
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But you asked me not to yell at him,
and I agreed.
92
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So I'm just taking your idea
and refining it.
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Oh, so you're giving me
the silent treatment?
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So, Steven,
how was school today?
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Um, well, in health class today,
we learned that...
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an early engagement's often
a sign of heavy drug use.
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Hyde!
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Red, you're being a big baby.
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No, Mom, it's okay.
Actually, it's a pleasant surprise...
100
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but let's see
how serious he is about it.
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Hey, Dad, you know
who's got the right idea?
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- Russia.
- [Utensil Clatters]
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I haven't felt this kind
of tension in years.
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Reminds me of home.
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Except everyone's
wearing a shirt.
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## [Operatic Birthday Greeting]
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Oh! Is this for me?
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- [Voice Cracks] Yeah.
- Jackie, it's your birthday?
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Ah, I figured you knew.
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A good boyfriend
would have, but whatever.
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Hey, why didn't you tell me, man?
I would have gotten you something.
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Well, I didn't want
to make a big deal about it.
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'Cause I'm trying not to care
so much about gifts...
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and material things,
and- [Gasps]
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Oh, it's not working,
because this is beautiful!
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Oh! I'm gonna go try it on!
Thank you!
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Mmm.
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- [Sighs]
- [Door Closes]
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Kelso, what are you doing, man?
You trying to make me look bad?
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No, I'm not doing anything.
121
00:07:09,100 --> 00:07:10,940
Well, whatever you are doing...
122
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you shouldn't go up against me,
'cause you're not gonna win.
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Well, I'm not doing anything,
and I am going to win.
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No. You're gonna lose.
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How can I lose
if I'm not doing anything?
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How can you win
if you're not doing anything?
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Well, if I win, I'll admit
that I'm doing something.
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Nina, I think people at work are starting
to notice there's something between us.
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Well, it didn't help when you stood up
at the staff meeting...
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and said, "I want to do it
with Nina."
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Well, they asked if there was any
unfinished business.
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I think I've figured out
a way to get rid of all this tension.
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You need to spend
the night with me.
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I'm all yours, boss lady.
135
00:08:02,780 --> 00:08:04,940
But you have to tell me
where to stop now...
136
00:08:05,020 --> 00:08:07,540
because I have been
burned in the past.
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I don't want you to stop
anywhere.
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Oh.
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Oh!
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[Singsongy]
I'm going to do it! I'm going to do it!
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Fez!
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Sorry. I wrote this song about three years ago,
and I finally get to use it.
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That sweater wasn't
on sale or anything.
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Paid full price.
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Pretty sweet, huh?
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Yes. But it gets less sweet
the more you talk about it.
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Sorry. I'm done.
[Chuckles]
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Twenty-seven dollars!
[Chuckles]
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Hey.
How was work with Red?
150
00:09:01,620 --> 00:09:04,740
It was terrible. I thought
Red not talking to me would be cool.
151
00:09:04,820 --> 00:09:06,980
But today, instead of telling me
to sweep the back room...
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00:09:07,060 --> 00:09:09,340
he just threw a broom at me.
153
00:09:11,020 --> 00:09:12,900
Well, what about
if I talked to him?
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00:09:12,980 --> 00:09:15,500
We've always gotten along.
Maybe I can get through to him.
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00:09:15,540 --> 00:09:18,980
Donna, I'm not gonna make you
fight my battles for me.
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00:09:19,060 --> 00:09:21,860
I'm not gonna ask the woman that I love
to do what I should do.
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00:09:21,940 --> 00:09:24,940
But Red'll be home at about 5:30,
so try to catch him before dinner, okay?
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Attention, everyone.
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00:09:30,140 --> 00:09:33,460
My friend Fez
has some wonderful news.
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[Clears Throat]
Knock, knock.
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00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:43,100
Who's there?
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I did it!
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All right, Fez!
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00:09:48,940 --> 00:09:52,740
Nah! Wait! Wait. I want to hear this.
"I did it" who?
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00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:02,840
Wait. Fez, I can't believe
you finally lost your virginity!
166
00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:06,400
Wait, wait. This isn't
like the time you bought a hamster...
167
00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:09,520
named it "Virginity,"
and then lost it, is it?
168
00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:19,000
No. This is the real thing.
169
00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:21,440
You know,
I had a hamster once.
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00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:23,680
I tied him up to a helium balloon
with a note.
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00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:26,280
Made it all the way
to Minnesota.
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00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:31,040
- Alive?
- No, I'm gonna send
a dead hamster up in a balloon.
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00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:35,680
- So? Come on. Tell us all about it.
- Yeah.
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00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:38,520
Okay. Well, It was incredible.
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00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:41,280
Nina and I started out
kissing in the living room.
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Then we moved into the bedroom,
where we undressed.
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And, uh, well, then-
then we did it.
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00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:53,280
What- Details, Fez.
We need details!
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00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:55,960
Well, our faces
didn't line up right...
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00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,000
so I kept bumping my chin
on her nose.
181
00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:03,880
And then there were
some sounds.
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00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:05,840
What kind of sounds?
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00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:09,440
I will say this.
It was not applause.
184
00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:16,280
There was no romantic music
like in the movies, so I had to hum.
185
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,800
And then Nina told me
to stop humming.
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00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:26,720
And, uh, then I started again
without realizing it.
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00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:32,200
And then she got mad.
And then I think she got sad.
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00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:34,120
Oh, well, don't worry, Fez.
189
00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,920
She probably just felt bad
she was doing it with a foreigner.
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00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:43,640
And then afterwards,
I went into the bathroom, and, uh-
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and cried a little.
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And then I snuck out
the back door.
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Poor Fez.
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00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:58,840
Well, you know, at least
it couldn't have been any worse.
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00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:00,800
I left my underwear
in her bathroom.
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00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,480
Mr. Forman, you remember
what it felt like...
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00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:11,560
when you fell in love
with Mrs. Forman, don't you?
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00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:14,600
Nope. One day I just woke up,
and my life was over.
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00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:20,120
Next question.
200
00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:23,640
Well, I think, um-
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00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:27,480
I think what Mr. Forman
is trying to say...
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00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:30,640
is that we worry you're
too young to get married.
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00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:34,760
Do you even know how to bake a casserole?
I don't think you do.
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00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:38,360
Look, I believe there's one person
out there for everyone.
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00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:42,680
And you guys are that person for each other,
and Eric is that person for me.
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00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:44,680
And if you could just
open your hearts...
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00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:47,360
you'd see that we should
be together forever.
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00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:50,680
Because we're in love,
and we make each other really happy.
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00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:53,120
Donna, that is so romantic.
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00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:57,360
I still think you're too young.
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00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:59,800
But if it has to be someone,
I'm glad it's you.
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00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:02,280
I always wanted a daughter.
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00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,200
You already have a daughter.
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00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,400
A better daughter.
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00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,480
You know what, Donna?
You're right.
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00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:18,440
You are Eric are
perfect for each other.
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00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:21,120
- Really?
- Yes!
218
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:23,280
You're as big a dumb-ass
as he is!
219
00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:31,440
[Laughing]
220
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,480
Welcome to the family.
221
00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:38,000
I'm so nervous about
working with Nina today.
222
00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:41,320
It's like, now that we did it,
I never want to see her face again.
223
00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:46,520
Yeah, you did it, all right.
224
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:52,360
Hey, hey! Look who's
wearing a $27 sweater!
225
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,480
Jackie, you can't keep
that sweater.
226
00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:57,880
- Why not?
- Because it's from Kelso.
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00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:02,160
Yeah, but it's so pink and fuzzy
that it just makes up for it.
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00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:04,960
Kelso, she's someone else's girlfriend.
What are you doing?
229
00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:06,960
I'm not doing anything.
230
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,520
And it's working.
231
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,800
Just take it off.
232
00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:17,320
Leave it on.
233
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,680
Take it off.
Let's see some skin.
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00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:23,640
Yeah. Take it off.
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00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:28,320
- Why is everyone against me?
- Because you're telling a girl to keep her top on.
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00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:32,160
That's true. Take it off.
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00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,680
[Phones Ringing]
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00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:37,600
- Hi.
- Hello.
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00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:39,640
- Go ahead.
- After you.
240
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- Here. Let me, um-
- I know how it goes.
241
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Okay. Just-
I'm just trying to help.
242
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Now it's stuck!
243
00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:47,680
You just have to give it a yank.
244
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This is just like last night!
245
00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:56,920
Okay. Where's Red? I just found out
he called my daughter a dumb-ass.
246
00:14:56,960 --> 00:15:00,320
- What?
- Well, I really thought I was
getting through to him.
247
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,200
But then he snuck
a "dumb-ass" in.
248
00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:06,040
That is a hurtful word.
249
00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:08,360
You got to do something
about your husband, Kitty.
250
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:10,320
You guys'd be lucky
to get Donna.
251
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:13,160
If anything, she's gonna
pretty your family up.
252
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Excuse me?
253
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I'm just sayin',
we're a voluptuous bunch.
254
00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,920
Mom, you need
to talk to Dad.
255
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:28,240
I don't know why you're
surprised he's upset.
256
00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:30,200
Why did you have
to get engaged?
257
00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:34,760
And why did you have to tell your father?
He's not stable, Eric.
258
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,920
Okay, fine.
I'll talk to him myself.
259
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,720
Eric, be careful.
I looked deep into Red's eyes, and I saw-
260
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,920
Well, I just saw me upside down and tiny,
but he looked mad.
261
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:50,360
You know what? I don't care.
I'm going down to Price Mart.
262
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:53,840
And if I don't come back, then, Donna,
please move on with your life.
263
00:15:55,680 --> 00:16:00,080
Wedding or no wedding, we're still getting
one of those triple-decker cakes.
264
00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:09,600
Oh, working with someone
you have had sex with is the worst thing ever.
265
00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:13,760
I don't know how Donny
and Marie do it.
266
00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:22,960
You know,
sex ruins everything.
267
00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:24,960
No, I disagree, Fez.
268
00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:27,480
I mean, sure, the first time
can be awkward.
269
00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:29,440
Well, it wasn't
for me and Jackie.
270
00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:32,760
You know, maybe I should
tell the story.
271
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,920
Yeah.
It's a great story, Hyde.
272
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:41,000
You know what, Kelso?
It's gettin' real old.
273
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:44,640
And the story I remember after your first time
was you didn't call her for a week.
274
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:47,440
I was gonna skip that part.
275
00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:50,360
Wait. That's right.
You didn't call me.
276
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,920
Oh. That's because he was thinking
about breaking up with you.
277
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,280
What?
278
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:58,520
No, I told you. I didn't call you 'cause
we were having our phones cleaned!
279
00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:04,040
And then to get back
on your good side...
280
00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:06,280
he bought you a stupid
stuffed unicorn.
281
00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:10,440
Fluffycakes?
282
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,920
Fluffycakes is tainted?
283
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,480
See, he wanted something
from you.
284
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:21,920
So he bought you a present.
Sound familiar?
285
00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:25,600
Michael, why did you
buy me this sweater?
286
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:28,680
All right.
It's time to come clean.
287
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:32,080
I stole the sweater!
288
00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:40,000
Fine. You know what?
Forget it.
289
00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:42,000
I don't want it,
so just take it.
290
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:46,000
Now we're talking.
Give us a little dance.
291
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:53,800
[Inhales, Exhales]
Told you it wouldn't work.
292
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:56,640
I wasn't doing anything!
293
00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,520
Hey, let's not fight.
294
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,880
We all saw a littleJackie side-boob.
I think we all won.
295
00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:10,400
[Knocking]
296
00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,720
- Hi, Fez. Okay, look-
- Nina...
297
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:17,120
I know what you're
going to say.
298
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,600
The other night was awful,
and you just want to be friends.
299
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:22,160
No. I was going to say,
the other night was awful...
300
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:24,960
and we should practice
and get better at it.
301
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:31,600
Oh. Well, I have to say,
I don't hate the sound of that. [Chuckles]
302
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:36,800
So, um, uh, should I make
an appointment, or-
303
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:39,560
- Just get in the house.
- Okay. One second.
304
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,200
[Singsongy]
I'm going to do it again! I'm going to do it again!
305
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,360
Okay, Dad. You can ignore me...
306
00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:51,840
and you can call my girlfriend names,
but here's the thing.
307
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:55,520
Donna and I are getting married. Okay?
Whether you like it or not.
308
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:59,640
But you're too young.
And you're throwing your life away.
309
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:04,280
Wha-You said I was throwing my life away
when I quit T-ball.
310
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:07,960
And I was right
about that too.
311
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,840
You're not marrying her,
and that's final.
312
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:16,480
Well, Dad, you can't stop me.
Okay?
313
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,880
I'm gonna be graduating soon.
I'll be on my own.
314
00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:22,560
I have a job. I mean, I make enough money
to pay for the wedding myself.
315
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,000
Well, that's great.
[Clears Throat]
316
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:28,120
But you don't have a job.
You're fired.
317
00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:32,560
- What?
- You're fired.
318
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:35,640
Let's see you pay
for a wedding now.
319
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:38,600
Punch out
and empty your locker.
320
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,160
Fine!
321
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:44,120
- But I'm keeping the smock!
- Give me the smock!
322
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,440
- Jackie.
- Hmm?
323
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,360
Happy birthday.
324
00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,560
Steven, you shouldn't have!
325
00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:01,560
Oh!
326
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,840
It's a Led Zeppelin T-shirt.
327
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:10,720
And it's used!
328
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:14,640
Yeah, that's my favorite one.
You're with me now, so I wanted you to have it.
329
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:17,960
Oh! Steven, I love it!
330
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:22,080
- Do I have to wear it?
- No.
331
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,360
[Gasps]
Steven, I love it! Oh!
332
00:20:37,140 --> 00:20:40,820
Well, that was a nice
20 minutes of silence.
333
00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:44,420
Who wants a little kick in their coffee?
I know I do.
334
00:20:48,060 --> 00:20:50,300
You're the dumb-ass!
335
00:20:53,180 --> 00:20:54,700
[Grunts]